Episode 1498 Scott Adams: Put Earmuffs on the Children When I Talk About Our Broken Election System
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Join me for the hit of the day, the dopamine hit that makes everything better except our screwed-up elections. Today, Scott Adams talks about the California recall election, a new preprint on heart problems in young boys, and the dangers of childhood vaccines.
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I know, I know, it's the highlight of your day.
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You're already sad thinking about the fact that it might end later.
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Because the California election is happening right now, the recall election,
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and I think the rest of you adults will be able to handle this.
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But if you'd like to get fortified so that the cursing doesn't bother you,
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a tank or a chelsea, a canteen, a jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind.
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And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day,
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the thing that makes everything better except our fucked up elections.
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Well, Rasmussen asked people what do they think about celebrity or external politicians campaigning for a candidate.
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Do you think people think that makes a difference when the celebrities and the external candidates are helping out?
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Well, most people say no, but shockingly, 30% say it's important or somewhat important
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that celebrities and outside politicians help campaign.
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Now, I don't think I've ever been influenced by a celebrity endorsement.
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I don't know if I've been influenced by a politician endorsement, although those seem more weighty.
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I feel like it works because if Newsom is campaigning with a celebrity or with Kamala Harris or Biden, he just gets more attention.
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And attention is the thing that gets you elected, right?
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So I think that these celebrity endorsements do work just because they draw people and they draw attention.
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I don't think it has anything to do with the endorsement per se.
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Well, you remember, most of you who watched this recently, I think it was yesterday,
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I was talking about what if the preprint paper about young boys getting some myocarditis from the vaccination itself.
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And I said to you, do not be too confident that this is correct,
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because even peer-reviewed studies, or half of them, turn out not to be right.
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So a preprint should be your lowest level of credibility within the scientific realm.
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And I warned you that maybe these initial findings might not hold up.
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And Alistair McAlpine, MD, so he's a doctor, he says of this major study that showed that young boys were having heart problems from the vaccination,
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he points out that it's non-peer-reviewed, it's an unpublished preprint,
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and it's based on data dumpster diving through a non-verified database that once listed becoming the Incredible Hulk as a side effect.
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And it uses outdated statistics to paint a false picture.
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All right, so one knowledgeable opinion is it's a garbage study.
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And Andres Backhouse is also warning us it's going to fall apart.
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So, if you're worried about young boys having a little heart risk with the vaccination,
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the first thing you should do is compare it to the risk of getting COVID itself.
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Because I think it was Scott Gottlieb, ex-head of the FDA, who is now calling this an endemic, meaning you're going to get it.
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So we used to think, well, maybe we could keep some people from getting COVID.
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And if that's the case, then you have to compare the vaccination to getting COVID.
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So now, if you know you're going to get it, even though there would be a timing difference,
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you can basically now compare the risk of heart problems from COVID
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versus the risk of heart problems from the vaccination.
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So at the moment, I would say there is zero credible evidence that young boys have extra risk.
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Because when I talk about credibility, that doesn't mean true or false.
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That just means do you have evidence that's the kind of evidence that should convince you or not.
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We don't have the kind of evidence that should make you make a different decision based on that factor.
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And I tweeted this, and I'm going to read it because I tweeted it so well that I can't improve upon it.
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Number one, we must use good science and good data to make decisions.
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We wouldn't recognize good science and good data if it showed us three IDs and made us scream its name while ass-fucking us at its home address.
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We wouldn't recognize good science and good data if it showed us three IDs and made us scream its name while ass-fucking us at its home address.
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If you get any two of the six dimensions of humor in there, it's going to be funny.
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So you've got, you know, cruelty, bizarre, it's clever.
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But here's the technique I want to share with you.
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It's that third and last clause at its home address.
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So if you're going to exaggerate something, this is, you know, a simple humor technique.
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Now, if I said, we wouldn't know good science and good data if it showed us three IDs.
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We wouldn't know it if it showed us three sources of identification.
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Makes a point, you know, in an analogy kind of way.
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If I say we wouldn't know good science and good data if it showed us three IDs and made us scream its name while ass-fucking us,
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Now it's getting a little funny because we got the naughty part in there and it's bizarre and, you know, it's got everything.
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The second part, you know, the first part is just a setup.
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We wouldn't know good science if it showed us three IDs.
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But then the payoff is making us scream its name while ass-fucking us.
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But then the real dessert, you know, the thing that ties us together and makes it work, is the third thing.
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Because it's hard to come up with three things that fit, three things that cause you to be able to positively identify it.
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And the third thing was we're at its home address, which took a little work to come up with that third thing.
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If you're going to exaggerate, have three levels of exaggeration.
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All right, all right, I see where you're going.
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As soon as they think you're done, that's where you add the third one.
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The third one is what puts it over the line and makes it, you know, one for the ages.
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If you can get that third one in there, people will remember that.
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All right, so that's your lesson for the day on humor.
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Well, apparently CNN is already worried about Trump.
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Do you know what made Trump the top story on CNN?
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And what he talked about was that he's reminding people that he believes the election was rigged
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and that that might be a major theme of his re-election.
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Now, do you think Trump could get re-elected, making the election itself a major theme?
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If he just said, hey, I got robbed, I got robbed.
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Yeah, and I'm seeing more no's in the comments.
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And you just think maybe if he tried harder, he could have won.
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So even if you think it's true, it doesn't work.
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If you're complaining about the referee, well, maybe you should have shot better baskets.
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If you think you lost the game because of the ref, well, maybe you should have played better.
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I mean, that's sort of automatically what we think.
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You don't want your president running for him or her.
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When Trump ran the first time, he said, make America great again.
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But if he runs because he's got a personal gripe about the election, that's not going to work.
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I mean, maybe he could make that work because people just are sick of whatever's happening.
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But it's not a good approach, even if he got elected anyway.
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Let's take Trump's complaint that really is all about himself.
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And now let's turn that into a winning campaign formula.
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You should know if you voted the moment the elections close.
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At the moment the votes close, you should get a text that says, yeah, we got your vote.
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But if President Trump runs for re-election and makes his main campaign thing, I'm going to fix elections.
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Because the federal government has limited capabilities when it comes to the states.
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He could threaten the states with losing money.
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I mean, I don't know if he could fix it in one term.
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Now, I need a fact check from smarter people to tell me if that's practical.
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I don't mind his complaint that he thinks he won, despite no proof of that at the moment.
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I don't mind that complaint, because that's an opinion.
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But if he tells me he's going to fix the system or work hard at it, or at least work as hard as he did on the wall, even if it didn't work out, we need somebody who cares to make our system auditable again.
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If Trump wins, I'm sorry, if Trump runs with a main theme of fixing our election system, I'm all in.
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Like most of you, I haven't made any decision about who I would support in 2024.
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But if Trump makes this a major theme, to fix the elections, to make them auditable, I'm all in.
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So OAN is reporting that some Republicans are being told when they go to vote in the election recall, which is happening right now,
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Now, it's on OAN, so you can reasonably ask yourself, is that accurate?
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So because it's in the media, you have to say to yourself, is it true?
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It doesn't mean it's true just because it's reported.
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But, and also Project Veritas, I saw they're asking Californians if they see anything that looks sketchy to let them know.
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I can report that I have heard reports of something very sketchy.
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But personally, I've heard anecdotally a report that sounded sketchy as hell to me.
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Don't know if it's true, so I'm not going to repeat it.
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Now, the fact that we have these reports, anecdotal and not 100% reliable, does that mean that the election is bad?
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Does that mean that this election is corrupt or rigged because we hear these stories?
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I mean, we don't have anything that's like some kind of proof of that.
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We don't have an election that we could audit fully.
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So when it's done, we won't know if we voted or not.
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And we no longer live in a world in which trusting our officials makes sense at all.
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Now, as I was looking at this, I thought to myself, you know, this is a bad situation.
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That you've got elections that people don't trust in a way that our system requires them to trust it in order to work.
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And I thought to myself, that's bad and that makes me angry.
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You know, maybe they have a system that's just captured by Republicans instead of Democrats.
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So, you know, maybe different states are captured by different parties.
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But, the people in charge have not even made this a priority.
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And so, I'd like to say to all of our elected officials, and even those running for election who are not talking about this as their top party, fuck every one of you.
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Fuck your goddamn asshole, fucking useless piece of shit cunts.
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You need to give us, you need to give us a fucking election system that we can trust.
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Give us a system that is compatible with democracy and the republic.
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I don't even care if it's hard and you can't figure out how to do it.
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If we don't know who in the country or how they got elected, it doesn't fucking matter what your policies are.
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And the only way that's going to happen is to fix the election process so it's fully auditable and instantly.
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If nobody's working on it, we don't have a fucking government.
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We don't even have a fucking government if nobody's working on that.
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We have a government that's, I don't know, working for itself or not working or I don't know what the fuck they're doing.
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This needs to be our number one, number one topic.
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Because how are you going to change climate if you can't even run your government?
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There is no bigger fucking problem in the country than the fucking election system not being credible to the public.
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And if you give me a politician who will say that out loud with some kind of an effort toward fixing it that looks credible, I will be fully behind that politician and I don't give a fuck what party they're in.
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I don't give a fuck what their other policies are.
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If they can get that one thing done for me, I would even sign up to vote for the first time.
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So how about, hey, tell us about your fiscal policy, Joe Biden.
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Fuck your goddamn dysfunctional brain that's basically a bowl of oatmeal at this fucking moment.
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President Trump, I got some tough love for you, too.
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If you run for election and all you're doing is complaining about the election was rigged,
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and you don't have as your top priority some way to fucking fix it, don't run.
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If this isn't right at the top of your fucking priorities,
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and all you're doing is complaining about the last time, I don't care.
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I mean, it's just going to make a, what, a revolution or something?
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I don't care who it is that runs on that platform.
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Andrew Yang looks like he might be joining a third party or something.
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If you come up with a plan to fix our election system, I don't even care what the other stuff is.
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And I will give you my full support if you can have a credible idea and, you know, some actual chance of doing that.
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And you're doing this right in front of us, politicians.
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See, I guess that's, maybe that's the part that made me snap.
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It would be one thing if things happened and you go, oh, God, I didn't know that was happening.
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If you had asked me, hey, Scott, you know, a month ago, do you think that's going to be a disaster, the withdrawal?
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And the only thing you knew about them that was different is that one group was told they're valuable just by existing.
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You're told that their value is only from what they do.
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Then you check back in 20 years, which of the two groups excelled at making money and success?
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Was it the group that is told that they are valuable just the way they are?
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Or would it be the group that's told they're worthless unless they do something?
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Well, as I've said before, women are biologically more valuable just by existing.
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And you'll need one man to impregnate lots of women.
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So we're not very valuable men from a biological standpoint unless we do stuff.
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And Mark Schneider, who had this very interesting tweet, I'm just going to read it to you.
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I remember being told quite explicitly that I had to do something.
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I'm not exactly sure my sister got the same message.
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Because I was told explicitly that, you know, success was my goal.
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You know, she put together a very successful life.
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And so I wonder if that's a part of the difference in outcomes.
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You know, obviously there could be biological differences,
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But I would think that this would be at least one of them.
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That if you don't think that your human value is much affected by accomplishment,
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So, China, they've got this 21-day extreme quarantine situation they use.
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So, if you've been exposed or if you came from another country back into China,
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you'd have 14 days of compulsory hotel quarantine.
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You'd have another seven days in some kind of centralized quarantine
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And then before returning home, you'd be health monitored.
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And then I think you have to, and you've got all kinds of testing even before that stuff happens.
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It doesn't sound like they know who it was to me.
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And they say that this fellow had come in from, I don't know, Malaysia or Indonesia or someplace.
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And he had tested negative for the virus nine times during 21 days of quarantine
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Thirty-seven days after entering China, he tested positive.
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It doesn't sound like they know exactly what's going on.
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Is any country intentionally infecting any other country?
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But are you telling me that there's no natural enemy countries that haven't thought,
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you know, it would be kind of evil, but if our rival were more infected than we were,
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I mean, I'm not saying I would implement that plan, but I would think of it.
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Do you think that nobody is intentionally infecting China?
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but it seems like it would be an amazing expression of restraint
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and you thought China was evil and everything else.
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So, China has this plan of trying to basically, you know,
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and they've done an impressive job trying to do that.
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But since we know it's going to be an endemic and not a pandemic,
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Because aren't they all going to get it just the way we're all going to get it?
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Now, it could be that the reason China is taking an extreme position
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But what happens if China's health care system gets overloaded?
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I mean, I assume that the cities have pretty good health care systems.
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Do they all have good health care in rural China?
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which is that they can't handle any level of infection
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It could even threaten the government, I would think.
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would fall if their health care system collapsed.
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is only a few super spreaders away from falling.