Episode 1515 Scott Adams: The News is Dreadful and Boring But We'll Have Fun Talking About it Anyway
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Summary
Butters is in the house, and he's here to make you happy! Bitcoin and power plants go hand in hand, and it's a good one! Recorded in Los Angeles, CA! Bitcoin, power plants, and more!
Transcript
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Well, I'm told that it takes about 10 seconds, about 10 seconds for the YouTube feed to start.
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I'm working on a drum opening for the show, sort of like a Tucker Carlson, you know, drum
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thing where he opens his show, but different, you know, my own thing.
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It'll be about 10 seconds long, so I'm working on that.
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But, you know, if you'd like to enjoy today to the maximum potential, all you need is
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a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or a chalice or a stein, a canteen, a jug, a flask of any
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kind, fill it with your favorite liquid, well, I like coffee, and join me now for the unparalleled
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pleasure of the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better.
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The thing that makes everything better, as I said.
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I think you're feeling better right now, aren't you?
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She's not eating on her own, but she's having a good time.
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So I'm hearing more about the combination of Bitcoin and power plants.
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Nuclear power plants, coal power plants, gas power plants.
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So it turns out that Bitcoin is a really good combo with power plants that don't operate at
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Now, I heard a claim that a coal plant, coal-fired, coal-energy-producing plant, is actually going to produce less carbon if it operates continuously than if it just gets fired up and taken down based on load and demand.
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I don't feel like that's true, but I'm going to treat it like it's true for the point of today.
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But my economics BS detector says, I get the point.
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I understand the point that there's a startup cost, per se, and a shutdown cost, per se, and that they're so great that it's not worth it.
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Maybe, maybe, but I'm going to say that all of my instincts doubt that's true.
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However, people believe it's true, apparently, and so the opportunity to use the Bitcoin mining to keep all of our power plants operating at whatever is their optimal rate seems like a good combo.
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So you get the Bitcoin money for free, basically, because you've got a power plant that wasn't doing much in that time.
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Yeah, apparently you can still, at least one Bitcoin miner says that the cost of mining one Bitcoin is about $3,000, whereas the Bitcoin itself might be worth somewhere in the neighborhood of $40,000.
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So the margins are pretty good if you've got yourself a big old power plant you can use.
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Well, by the way, I should warn you that none of the news is super interesting today.
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Hey, everybody, Butters just came in on YouTube and missed the sip.
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Would anybody mind if we do just a special one for Butters?
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Half of the reason I'm going to do this for you is because your username is Butters.
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Possibly one of the best usernames I've ever seen, Butters.
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Well, Butters, this is the special simultaneous sip without the preamble, just for you.
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I don't know, are you always like that, Butters?
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When you enter a room, does everybody just smile?
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Something tells me that you're like a good force in the world.
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See, as soon as Butters came in here, everything got better, didn't it?
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You were sitting here thinking, you know what I'd really need is another sip.
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And fewer people like Britney Spears' father, who had been enslaving her in a conservatorship
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Doesn't Britney Spears with only $60 million, I say only, $60 million, it seems low, doesn't it?
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I'm not sure anybody can estimate anybody else's money.
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I've seen my own net wealth estimated in public.
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But anyway, so Britney Spears has her life back, so she doesn't have this conservatorship.
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And she's celebrated with an Instagram post where she's taking flying lessons.
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Now, have I told you that the simulation reveals itself with code reuse?
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I mean, most of you probably know that Christina, my wife, took flying lessons.
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I don't know how many people we hear about taking private flying lessons.
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But I do love the fact that Britney, I saw this in the comments, somebody said that she went from the most
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restricted person you could think of, because of the conservatorship, to literally flying.
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And literally, like, flying through the air anywhere she wants to go, eventually.
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But doesn't she seem like just sort of a good person who's just trying to get by,
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and she's got some personal problems, like many of us?
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So, here's some more news about the nation's hottest governor.
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If I say the nation's hottest governor, who am I talking about?
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So, we're going to be totally sexist and talk about Governor Kristi Noem,
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who, in addition to being politically quite successful, it must be noted,
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Now, this, of course, is positive and negative.
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It probably helps her politically, I would imagine.
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But now she's being dragged into the news, so she's happily married.
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I'm becoming a better person right in front of you.
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I could have used the F word, but now I went with frickin'.
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So, she's being accused of having an extramarital affair with former Trump advisor Corey Lewandowski.
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Now, apparently there's more, looks like there's more truth to the fact that it didn't happen,
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there's nothing to it, than there is that it did.
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But, of course, we're seeing all of the lieutenants being taken out, you know, in anticipation.
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But anyway, here's what's creepy about this story.
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Number one, here's a public servant who's, you know, looks like a happily married woman with a family.
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And because she's attractive, the world is trying to take her down.
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And they're matching her with Corey Lewandowski.
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If you were the hottest governor, and let's just say she's not even just hot for a governor,
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but she is unusually attractive for a human being, right?
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It has nothing to do with my personal opinions.
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I know that, you know, somebody in the comments always says,
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It's just the fact that she's unusually attractive, and it's part of the story.
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Now, if you were unusually attractive, I mean, like everybody's talking about it attractive,
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that kind of attractive, would you want to be paired in a rumor with Corey Lewandowski?
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Like, I'm not, you know, what you'd call a good-looking guy myself,
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so I feel like, you know, I'm not being condescending when I say this.
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Like, if you heard that Christy Noem was rumored to be having an affair with me,
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it'd be a lot like hearing it was Corey Lewandowski, right?
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Like, what's the first thing you'd say to yourself?
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Wouldn't you think, if she were inclined to have an affair,
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which apparently she did not have, so let me be as clear as possible,
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And I would say that I, you know, I'm super skeptical about it.
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that not only do you have to deal with this stupid rumor
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You couldn't find a better-looking guy to throw into that rumor?
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you know, she might be one of the most attractive politicians
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Who would be the equivalent that at least you'd say,
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So I think the best thing about this story is that,
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that Kristi Noem would have an affair with Corey Lewandowski?
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And again, I don't mean to insult Corey Lewandowski.
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So Corey Lewandowski is just sort of the ordinary guy,
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So, yeah, I don't see anybody believing it here.
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who is doing nothing but trying to mind her own business.
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The side story is that Politico uses this opportunity
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I feel like maybe they don't love their daughter
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maybe you weren't so happy about having a baby.
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If you're the richest person on the whole planet,
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you're really not supposed to be bragging about it.
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I think he's joking about it, not bragging about it.
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by saying that he'll give Bezos a silver medal,
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which is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
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if you assume that his wealth doubles every 10 years,
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But literally, Elon Musk will be our first trillionaire.