Episode 1519 Scott Adams: I Overslept, So God Knows What You're Going to See This Morning, But it Will Be Awesome
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Summary
Scott Adams talks about his morning over-the-leasleep, William Shatner's upcoming trip to space, and why he thinks he knows who he is. Plus, a story about a conspiracy theory about him.
Transcript
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Well, good morning, everybody, and welcome to Coffee with Scott Adams, the overslept version.
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Do you ever have one of those days where you wake up and for some reason it's an hour later
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than it's supposed to be, and it has nothing to do with what your brain decided, your body
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just decided while you're sleeping, you know what, I'm not going to let you in.
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So after, I don't know, something like, I think at least a week, maybe more than a week, where
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I haven't gotten more than three to four hours a night.
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But around four or three, I start getting a little crazy.
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And I was getting a little bit crazy because I had to do the cat feedings every six hours
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But this morning, this morning, my brain and my body decided, you know, your alarm is going
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to go off and you're just not going to get up today.
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So my body and my brain just didn't let me get up.
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No, no, because already you're feeling better, aren't you?
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As soon as I was a little bit late, did you say to yourself, oh, no, oh, no, it's a little
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And that means that you are about to experience the unparalleled pleasure.
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And all you need is a cover mug or a glass, a tank or a chalice or a stein, a canteen jug
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Now, when I say stein, it does not include Mark stein.
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Now, you have to have a vessel that you can put liquid in that you can drink out of.
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If you try to put liquid into Mark stein, well, you'll get it in.
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But good luck getting it out in a form you want to drink, if you know what I mean.
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And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day.
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It's called the Simultaneous Sip, and it's going to happen now.
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I can feel the coffee now flowing into all of my corbustles.
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Well, the most fun story today is that William Shatner will be on the Jeff Bezos Blue Origin spaceship to visit space.
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That William Shatner, famous, of course, from Star Trek.
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But can I take a point of personal privilege for a moment?
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Can I talk about something that has nothing to do with you?
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If you're in my age range, you know, give or take a lot of different years,
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William Shatner is one of your main, I don't know, main icons from your childhood.
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One of the most important people that I've ever, you know, cared about in terms of a celebrity.
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And one day on Twitter, somebody tweeted something at him,
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I don't know if I've had a cooler professional moment than seeing on Twitter a reference to the fact that William Shatner somehow knew who I was.
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You know, and you've observed enough to know that I have an interesting life.
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So it's not like I haven't met lots of famous people.
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But for some reason, the fact that William Shatner knew my name, or knew what I did for a living anyway,
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So I didn't see this on 60 Minutes, but apparently there's a Facebook whistleblower
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Apparently, let's see, apparently on January 6th-ish,
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Facebook made a conscious decision to turn off the filters on fake news.
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So apparently, or at least the accusation is, that January 6th might not have happened,
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or at least maybe it was accelerated or worsened in some way,
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by the fact that Facebook stopped monitoring what it was presenting.
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If it was okay to turn it off, why was it ever on?
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What's the difference between after the election and before the election?
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Isn't this telling us that Facebook rigged the election
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by changing the algorithm to one thing before you voted
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and then immediately changing it to whatever made them the most money after?
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Did they, and it looks like the whistleblower is suggesting this,
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did they give up some large amount of revenue intentionally
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It looks, now they may have, you know, conceived it differently
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the way that they, you know, thought about it themselves.
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They might have just said, hey, it's an election,
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If you give them the most generous interpretation,
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they didn't want it to be, you know, all fake news elections,
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so you'd have a better, your reason to vote, you know, accurately.
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But why does that thinking change after the vote?
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or even if it's bad, we just always get to see it anyway
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You know, you've seen the Project Veritas stuff,
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You know, if these whistleblower complaints pan out,
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So, and her allegation is that the Facebook executives
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by selling you fake news that would get you all worked up.
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instead of making you happy and having a good life.
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She said the version of Facebook that exists today
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Why does the government regulate medicine and drugs?
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Why don't they regulate social media algorithms?
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Does the social media algorithm have the potential
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to create harm, specifically death and revolutions
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If you think it can't, you haven't been paying attention.
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There were always people trying to fool you one way or another
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You need the technical power of zillions of messages
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and being able to test it in real time and all that
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So, I feel like we have to have the conversation
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usually because the drugs affect your brain or body, right?
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But if there were a drug that made you vote differently,
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Now, I'm not saying it would work on every person, right?
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And if the exact thing that an algorithm can do,