Episode 1526 Scott Adams: Dave Chapelle, Nobel Prize Craziness, and More Surprises
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Summary
Coffee, TikTok, and Dave Chappelle's new stand-up special. Also, a woman trying to make fun of TikTok parodies the TikTok creators, but it turns out she's just a parody.
Transcript
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Hey, everybody. Come on in. Come on in. It's time for Coffee with Scott Adams.
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Once again, as always, what? Yes, the best thing in the universe.
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The known universe. I will allow that there's a possibility that outside the known universe
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there might be something better than this, but I kind of doubt it, frankly.
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You know, probably what you're thinking is, how can I take it up another notch?
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If you watch Coffee with Scott Adams, you're not satisfied with the status quo.
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You know that continuous improvement is where it's at, and to continuously improve this morning,
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you're going to have a simultaneous sip, and it's going to be marvelous.
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You're saying to yourself, there's no way in hell he is going to cause me to sip at the same time as he am.
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I will not fall for that brainwashing and mind control.
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And for the rest of you who have discovered the unbridled joy of the simultaneous sip,
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the rest of you can sit there in sadness and silence while we have an amazing experience.
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And all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or a chalice, a sign, canteen,
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And join me now, all the amazing, smart, and sexy people,
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for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine to the day,
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that all you have left in your cup is the backwash.
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in which there was a woman making fun of the TikTokers who dance goofy,
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and she was doing a science thing saying you should have controlled trials, etc.
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She was trying to make a point about using science
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She looked like the people you see in ordinary life
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And the laugh is knowing that other people don't know
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you've got to watch the Dave Chappelle comedy special
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and the type of humor that he makes me laugh at,
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as sentences that I can't even tell why they're funny.
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Somebody in the comments is a little bit ahead of me.
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in the same category as other humorists, really.
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and I don't think this is giving away too much,
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I feel like he should be complimented for that,
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even though it makes me think of that other thing.
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It looked like the pilots were doing some kind of a sick out or taking their personal days or something.
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apparently a lot of the pilots have personal days built up.
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a lot of the pilots are probably thinking to themselves,
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believes that something like 80% of pilots are ex-military.
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that there are a tremendous number of ex-military people who are pilots.
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learning as a private citizen is almost prohibitive,
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this is a group of people that doesn't like to get pushed around.
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Turns out that the ex-military doesn't like to get pushed around.