Episode 1535 Scott Adams: You Won't Want to Miss Today's Show Because it Will be Awesome Like Usual
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Summary
Kanye West's name change, a monkey killing a man in India, and an X-rated scene on a local news show in Spokane, WA. Plus, a new invention that turns your screens upside down, and more.
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Well, good morning and welcome to, welcome to what, welcome, you know, the best thing
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Yeah, a lot of people today woke up and did not come to watch Coffee with Scott Adams
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Because all of you are going to experience something special.
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And all you need is a cup or mug or glass, a tank or chalice, a styana, a canteen jug or
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And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine of the day.
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The thing that makes everything better, unless my camera's in the wrong orientation.
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This will make everything except your screen orientation better.
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So, if you're on YouTube, you didn't see the difference.
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I don't know if that turned all of your screens upside down for a minute.
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He's changed his name to just Y-E, which I think he calls Ye.
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I like it when people who are already super famous make us think about their name change.
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So, I liked it when Prince did it, just because it made us continually talk about him.
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And I think everybody called him Ye in person, so it just made sense.
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But the interesting thing is that he arrived on a flight, I guess people's up in the airport,
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wearing a Halloween kind of mask, which could be described as white face.
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I mean, he's willing to do things that grab your attention and are provocative.
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But the weirdest thing is that he's reportedly meeting with Michael Cohen.
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Like, what possible business could the two of them have?
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There's a story out of India about a monkey killing a man by hurling a brick off a second
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But CNN is reporting that it was caused by climate change.
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Because if there's one thing you know about climate change, it will cause monkeys to start hurling
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If you think this is a one-off, well, you haven't watched CNN.
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Because anything that's a little bit unexpected means climate change.
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And they're starting to look for blunt objects to throw at humans.
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If somebody's new here, you might actually think that CNN reported it was because of climate
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So I actually had to step back and say, no, actually, CNN is not reporting that climate
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But the news from the simulation, Spokane Police Department is investigating the origin of the
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explicit video, an X-rated video, that showed up on screen on a news show in Spokane.
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So I think it was the weather person was doing the news and suddenly an X-rated scene showed
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It was a local news station whose call letters are K-R-E-M dash TV.
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Or, or, is the simulation messing with us again?
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Is it a coincidence that the one local news station that had some porn on it was K-R-E-M TV?
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So y'all know there's, y'all, y'all know there's a supply chain problem and it has to do with
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Do you know the reason for the trucking shortage?
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Do you know the reason for the trucking shortage?
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Well, before I tell you the reason for the trucking shortage, let me give you a rule
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Now, here's one I learned from a friend of mine and I didn't believe it the first time
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But if you follow this rule and just keep it in mind, watch how often it predicts.
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But it's really predictive and it goes like this.
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But if something is true, there's usually one good reason.
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And if there's more than one good reason, there are usually obvious ones that you can
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So, when you have more than one good reason offered, the more reasons that are offered,
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If there's just one or maybe two, if there are obvious reasons, given for an explanation
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But if you have seven explanations for a thing and they're all different, there's something
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It means either nobody knows what's going on or somebody's lying.
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There are some, I saw in the comments, that truckers don't want to get vaccinated.
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There's truckers, or too many of them are on meth.
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They can't pass, or people want to be truckers or can't pass the drug test.
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There's something about California requiring only newer trucks be used for climate and
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environmental reasons, so that there would be a limit of trucks because there are not
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There's an issue of the supplies to fix the trucks themselves.
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So, the supply chain is broken, but included in that broken supply chain is the parts to
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Pete Buttigieg pointed out that demand is higher.
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So, we're just, because of the pandemic, you know, keeping demand low for a while, it's
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How about low wages and bad treatment of customers?
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In the UK, they've got also a supply chain problem.
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And they blame a backlog of truck driver license requests.
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I guess there are 50,000 people who have applied to be truck drivers in the UK, but they can't
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Now, what are the odds, given all these different reasons, what are the odds that the UK would
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be having a problem at the same time we would, for a different reason?
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What are the odds there would be a massive supply chain problem in the United States, with all
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these different reasons given, and the UK, just coincidentally, would also have a supply
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chain problem for a completely different reason that the bureaucracy can't process stuff?
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Now, somebody says it's really the same reasons in the UK, or similar.
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I think there's something we're going to find out about this story that we don't know.
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There's something we're going to find out that we don't yet know.
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It could be that it's just this weird, perfect storm, that all these things happened at the
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same time, and really the pandemic was sort of behind most of them, right?
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Not all of them, but the pandemic, you know, exacerbated a thing that was already maybe on
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Because let's just go through the reasons given, and let me tell you how compelling or not they
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I believe that in the context of an emergency, it wouldn't be hard to train new people quickly.
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How long does it take to learn to drive a truck?
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Suppose they loosened maybe, I don't know, the marijuana condition of the drug testing.
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But suppose they did that just because it's an emergency.
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They say, all right, in the short run, we're going to lower our standards.
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How about using trucks that are not as green, temporarily, and then going back to the green
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Don't all of these problems look solvable to you?
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There are a whole bunch of problems, but they all fall in that category of, they look really
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solvable, but they don't look like they're getting solved.
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Imagine Trump in charge, and he realizes that there's a supply chain problem.
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Because whatever is causing this is fear, bureaucracy, or red tape, right?
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It's like fear, bureaucracy, red tape, inertia, politics maybe, something like that.
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Remember, I don't say Trump is the best at all things presidential.
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I think he was not so good for health care, although he did some good things there, too.
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But there are some things he's just sort of perfect for.
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But, and this truck shortage, I think he'd be perfect for this.
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Because he has exactly the qualities you need, but Biden has none of them.
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I saw an interesting concept by Twitter user Phil Reed.
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He was making an analogy to my talent stack idea, where you add talents together that make sense to make yourself more valuable.
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And he said there's a similar thing with the Apple ecosystem, meaning that if you start getting into Apple products, because they work together, you know, the fact that I could go from my phone to my iPad to my computer, and I'm still in the same place, et cetera, and a number of other things that make the products work together.
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He makes the point that you don't have to be the best at any of those things if you've built an ecosystem where they all work together.
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Yeah, I mean, you could say it's just synergy, but I think it gives it a little more meat on the idea to compare it to the talent stack idea and say it's an ecosystem stack, if you will.
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Everything from your watch to your computer all have something in common and they work together.
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I just thought it was an interesting take on that.
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Big news about Facebook, they're changing their name.
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Do you know why Facebook is changing their name?
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Well, in my opinion, well, first of all, they may have some baggage they want to get rid of.
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And I also think Facebook doesn't sound like a current name, does it?
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Having the word book in a tech company name, it's really not a forward-looking name, is it?
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But the biggest reason they're changing the name is that their business is going to change in a big way.
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And I would argue that this change in Facebook will be one of the biggest changes in human evolution.
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Apparently they're going to go balls to the wall into the metaverse.
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Or the virtual worlds, which are created by 3D, you know, graphic stuff and AR.
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And each of these realities will have a function.
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So one of the fake realities might be a conference room, where you put on your goggles and you go to that conference room and you're in that room.
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You might be able to take a group vacation somewhere, just with your goggles on.
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You might be able to fly somewhere, just with your goggles on.
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And I would argue, you don't see how big this is.
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I don't think any of you can see how big this is.
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The only people who can see it are the people who have tried the technology.
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Because right now it's sort of in its infancy, in a way.
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You know, maybe it's sophomore year or something.
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It's not ready for prime time, but it's going to get there really quickly, and fairly obviously.
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I did get a virtual reality system a few years ago just to check it out.
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And just in a few years, it's probably completely different now.
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But when you have the virtual reality headset on, your experience is so rich, it can be better than real life.
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The virtual reality can be better than real life, and maybe a lot.
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Imagine, if you will, that you're unattractive.
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I mean, because the people who watch me are unusually sexy.
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But imagine you're somebody else, and you're not the sexy beast that I know you are.
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How much are you going to like living in the real world, where people treat you like Elephant Man,
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versus living in the virtual world, where you look like your avatar,
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Which one are you going to want to spend more time in?
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You trapped me into saying something illiberal.
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If we assume that disabled people, and let's say differently abled,
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disabled by itself is not as woke as it should be,
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if you make the assumption that they need a virtual reality,
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Because just being differently abled doesn't mean you have to leave reality or something.
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So I guess I was a little offended by your suggestion,
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but I don't know if, did anybody else feel that?
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You can certainly see that there would be people in that category
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But I don't know, just imagining that there's a group
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I guess I said the same thing with unattractive people.
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If you're blind, you're not going to have any access to this.
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I wonder if there's a way to get a virtual site.
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Something, you know, directly, yeah, Neuralink kind of thing,
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Anyway, I don't think you realize how gigantic that is.
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There's some fake news about Southwest Airlines.
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Fake in the sense that it's being reported in an incomplete way.
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Southwest Airlines drops plan to place unvaxxed workers on unpaid leave.
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hey, they're going to put people who are unvaccinated
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It's true-ish, but it's missing too much context.
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were the people who had applied for exceptions,
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So to me, all they're doing is delaying the mandate
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until they can work through the number of people
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I think all they did was make a practical decision
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So this is nothing personal about the person, okay?
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I don't want to characterize other people too much,
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They'll cave more when the next deadline comes again.
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that whether they caved or whether they'll cave again.
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tell me if I'm experiencing cognitive dissonance,
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and I'm seeing other people saying it's not true.
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We all agree that there are a lot of vaccinated people
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A lot of vaccinated people are getting infected.
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he concludes that the mandates seem superfluous.
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I didn't say, is the mandate a good idea in your opinion?
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So you're not judging whether mandates are good or bad, all right?
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So we're not talking about whether mandates are good or bad.
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The topic is whether the fact that many vaccinated people
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get infections, does that make a mandate senseless?
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Now, you know that superfluous means completely unnecessary, right?
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That the mandate would be have no effect, basically,
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if so many vaccinated people are getting infected.
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How many people think that's a good conclusion?
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So there's somebody here who still thinks I like mandates.
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I've only said it every single time I've been on livestream.
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I think every single time I've said I oppose mandates
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All right, here's the problem I have with that.
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But the reason that these airlines want people to get vaccinated
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has nothing to do with how many of them got infected.
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that if you are vaccinated, you're unlikely to die,
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Now, those two things are agreed by science, right?
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very clear that it takes your risk of death down to trivial,
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My understanding is that it's really, really clear,
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and therefore the vaccinations don't have a purpose.
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who are telling you it's a bad idea to get vaccinated,
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And that your risk of spreading it is way, way less.