Episode 1542 Scott Adams: Today I Will Argue the Opposite of my Actual Opinions on the Pandemic. And More Fun
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Summary
Dave Chappelle is the only person who isn't safe at work, and it's not because he's trans or LGBTQ, but because he doesn't have the proper qualifications to work in a Fortune 500 company like Netflix.
Transcript
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well, today might be a good day, it might be a bad day,
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because you made it here to the simultaneous sip.
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some of you are scurrying now to grab your cup and your beverage.
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But while you're doing that, let me give you the introduction,
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A cup or a mug or a glass, that's all you need.
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A tank or chalice or stein, a canteen jug or flask,
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a vessel of any kind, fill it with your favorite liquid.
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the thing that connects us across space and time.
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and it's going to take your antibodies to a whole, whole new level.
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Well, I know you don't like anecdotal evidence.
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Zero people out of 7.8 billion people on this earth,
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Did you know that ExxonMobil was only $272 billion?
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and the dust-up he's having with his Netflix special.
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they say what they want is a safe working environment.
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And we certainly want it for the trans community.
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he's the only one who can't safely go to work at Netflix.
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Now, he doesn't exactly work for Netflix anymore.
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At least he's not doing any more specials that we know of.
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But literally, he's the only person who isn't safe at work.
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Because I think it was a good social commentary.
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Dave Chappelle might, in fact, not be terribly safe if he worked at Netflix.
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Because of the anger with the trans and LGBTQ community, I guess.
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Who would do better at the Fortune 500 company?
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Let's say equal amount of talent and experience.
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Which one of us would do better in their career?
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Who might do even better than Dave Chappelle at a Fortune 500 company?
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And it's harder to find candidates just because of the smaller pool.
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I would guess that if a highly qualified black employee
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was up for a promotion against a highly, let's say, equally qualified trans employee
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And I think Dave's right about that, Dave Chappelle.
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So, we have this weird situation where the only people who can get promoted
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and, you know, have a safe experience are the ones complaining.
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This is not to say they don't have valid complaints, okay?
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The trans people have tons of valid complaints.
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You might not agree with them, but they're valid complaints.
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you're not alone if somebody's treating you poorly, right?
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If there was one thing that we should all be able to band together
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and agree on, is that we're all victims of assholes.
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and you could fix the earth and the racial strife.
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the United States model, and throw everybody together?
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So you take all the black people who are also assholes
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and you separate them out from the group of black people
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Then you take all the Irish people who are assholes
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And you keep the Irish people who are not assholes.
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And you put them together with the black Americans
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If you took the assholes out of the category of white people,
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but if you could take the assholes out of the average,
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And, you know, you really have to figure out who did
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But gun responsibility is irrational by design.
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And by irrational, I mean, you don't even put your
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finger on it unless you're going to do something
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If your gun's on, you know, if this is your gun, you
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don't even, you don't even do this unless you're going to
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Unless you're doing it with purpose and safety.
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So, anyway, people are not arguing the same argument.
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They're pretending it's all responsibility is one thing,
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As soon as you make that stuff common sense, people die.
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I'm going to tell you something, but I can't tell you why.
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A lot of the big political stories you're hearing now,
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you are completely misled on what's really behind them.
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And I can't tell you which stories, and I can't tell you why.
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But just trust me, I'm seeing in more windows than you see,
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and I can't even frickin' believe in the stuff I'm seeing.
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I don't think you'll ever know what I'm talking about.
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But, oh my God, the biggest stories are just so completely wrong
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CNN keeps dumping on Facebook, and I'm loving it.
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So, CNN is attacking Facebook for not censoring enough.
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And their examples would be, you know, January 6th, for example.
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They didn't censor enough, so it caused people to organize and do bad stuff.
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And then, of course, the righty thinks they censor too much.
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And you're not going to like this, but it probably means they're doing a good job.
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I just don't like anything about Facebook, honestly.
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But if you see that Facebook is being criticized for being not censorious enough,
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at the same time they're being criticized for being too censorious.
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I would think that's kind of where you need to be.
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How could they possibly have both sides happy about that?
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Does anybody think there's something they could do that would make both sides happy?
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Now, I'm not saying they're doing it the way I would do it or that it's flaw-free.
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But it looks to be the kind of flaws that you would expect in a free system, right?
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You know, civilization has flaws, but we like to be civilized.
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Capitalism has flaws, but it's still pretty good compared to the alternatives.
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Democracy and the republic and all that, lots and lots of flaws,
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It's a terrible system that we can't figure out a better one.
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Now, I'm not supporting any decision they made,
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and I'm not going to criticize any specific thing today.
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I'm just saying that I wouldn't want one side to be happy with Facebook
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Tell me, would you want one side to be happy and the other side to be unhappy?
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The healthiest situation is exactly what we have.
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I hate to say it, but that's literally the healthiest situation.
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There's a reason that I follow Michael Malice on Twitter.
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If you don't follow Michael Malice, and he's at Michael Malice,
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He tweeted today, or it might have been yesterday,
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I wonder when Alec Baldwin will resume shooting.
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I've talked before how there are some humorists,
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you don't realize that the joke is always on the audience.
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But lots of times the joke is about how the audience is responding.
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Now, Dave Chappelle sometimes does the same thing.
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Dave Chappelle is operating at that, you know, that high level.
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but also it's sort of about your reaction to the jokes, too.
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So don't automatically jump to imagine he's a monster
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is he finds the worst thing you can say about every topic.
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And if you can't appreciate, you know, the, I don't know,
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But if you get that he's doing it for the reaction,
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Sometimes it's really going to rattle your chain, too.
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Scott, Scott, Scott, you can't admit when you're wrong.
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How can you say you're not trying to convince me to get it?
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I'm going to argue the opposite of my opinion today,
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as much as I'm giving the other side of the story.
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So I'm going to tell you some things that are pro-ivermectin,
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even though I'm almost always talking the opposite.
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will be to convince you it's good or bad or anything.
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So in the spirit of testing my own cognitive dissonance,
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So just know that they know how to do questions right,
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if the country that goes the hardest at climate change
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do people think that going hard against climate change
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and then I'm going to do COVID as soon as I'm done.
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And then do you agree with Biden's approach to climate?
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should be thrown in the do not support category.
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between supporting Biden and not supporting him.
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the world's green renewable experiment is over.
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This is in a Michael Schellenberger tweet today.
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And even Uganda says that the solar and wind force
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And I think the UK is looking at nuclear and stuff.