Episode 1549 Scott Adams: Sleepy Joe, Skirted Assailants, NFL Slavery, and More Fun
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1 hour and 1 minute
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Summary
In this episode of Coffee with Scott Adams, host Scott Adams talks about Bill Maher and how he's more well-informed than most people in the news, and why he thinks there's no evidence of voter fraud in the 2016 election.
Transcript
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the best thing that ever happened to you.
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It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and it's big all over the world.
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It's the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better, including your antibodies.
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I should have said, especially, your antibodies.
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Well, here's something that surprises the hell out of me.
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So I was watching Bill Maher's show, or a clip from it, on Friday,
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where he was browbeating Sean Spicer, who had been one of Trump's spokespersons for a while,
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and was trying to get Spicer to admit that the election was fair, and that there was no fraud.
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You know, he did okay in his answers, but could have done a lot better.
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A lot better, because it turns out that Bill Maher, and this is amazing.
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Think about how well-informed Bill Maher is compared to the average person.
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It's literally his job to be well-informed on politics.
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And I think it's even a hobby, right, following the news.
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So if you would expect somebody to be well-informed, it would be Bill Maher on politics, right?
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Bill Maher actually seems to be unaware that the courts never really looked at anything of substance.
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They looked at whether the issue could be looked at by the court,
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And when they said, ah, this, you don't have standing, or it's too late, or whatever the reasons were.
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But if you took everything factual that courts actually ruled on,
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and compared it, you compared it to all the things that could have been a problem,
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or were discovered later, or alleged to be problems later,
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what percentage of the factual claims do you think courts ruled on?
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before and after court cases, you know, did things,
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But enough legitimacy that a court should decide.
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What percentage of the total claims do you think courts actually ruled on?
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What percentage of all the places that fraud could hide,
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what percentage of all the things that could be checked in a perfect world
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If you did a full audit in places that you suspected problems,
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what percentage of all the things that you want to check
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And I'll tell you what it's definitely not is 100%.
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Because they had no access to any of the electronic stuff,
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I don't believe they had access to the source code.
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I don't think they had access to any records about the databases.
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that there is any convincing evidence of fraud.
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because you want me to say that I've seen it and it's there.
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completely different from saying it's not there.
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I'm saying that nobody can know if fraud is there.
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This is a story about how somebody whose job it is
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would you say this is the biggest topic right now?
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is what percentage of the stuff you'd want to check
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You literally don't know anything about the topic.
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And everybody took the hint, took that picture.
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They sent actors to look like white supremacists
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You've seen me talk about it a number of times.
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I'd love the news to deal with the fact that it looks like
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To me, that would be sort of an excellent outcome.
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If the media thought, oh, this is a referendum,
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and it looks like Republicans are doing better,
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But in terms of which person would be a better governor,
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Because a huge part of the decision is about abortion.
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I mean, the school system is maybe the biggest part.
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But a huge part of it is the abortion question.
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You think that it's weak to not have an opinion on abortion.
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I have an opinion that it is an undecidable issue,
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When an opinion in the country is close to 50-50,
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We'd just be at war with each other all the time.
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and you can't agree and you're not going to agree,
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it's important that you can offload the decision,
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and somehow live with each other when we decide.
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In my opinion, the most credible deciders are women.
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Of course, if it has to do with the money aspect,
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But on the terms of just whether it should happen,
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Forget about the question of who pays for what.
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But just the question of whether it should be legal at all
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Separate from the decision of getting one or not,
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but the decision of whether the law should be this way or that way,
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is that women have most of the influence on that.
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And by no means would I want to take the influence away
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If you want to participate and you feel strongly about it,
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And I'm not afraid of what you think about my fucking opinion about abortion.
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that was very expensive for me to call you a fucking cunt.
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That cost me about 10% of my audience who just said,
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So, I have very little tolerance for the tiny-minded people
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who think everybody's making political decisions based on fear.
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You're all making your fucking decisions on fear.
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Bravery is not a quality you want to encourage in me
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or in anybody else about their fucking opinions.
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They were asked whether the race was a referendum on Biden
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you've got 66% who are at least open to the idea
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that this means something bigger than Virginia.
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And that will actually have an influence on the election.
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I don't think there is such a thing as a referendum.
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I think that we can be led to believe something's a referendum.
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So the media will turn this into some kind of a club.
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There's something happened with the QAnon group
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Oh, more than the normal suspicion about QAnon.
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because, unlike my wife, he was not a good pilot.
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By the way, Christina is probably going to get certified
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I don't know if you call it license or certification or whatever it is.
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because she knows how to fly a plane by instruments alone.
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Flying by instruments instead of just looking out the window.
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and that he will be named as Trump's vice president.
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It looks like somebody's trying to end Q and QAnon.
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Because it looks like somebody's taking the prank
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You know, as crazy as all the Q stuff was up till now,
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because we don't know if it's the same people or person,
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What would be the most productive thing they could do?
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what is the most clever, productive thing they could do?
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Now, that falls under the category of too clever,
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Like, that's assuming people's a little too clever.
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One where you could check the DNA or something.
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But usually people can threaten to quit and quit,