Episode 1550 Scott Adams: The Political Earthquake That Happened Last Night in Virginia and Elsewhere. Plus Funny Tweets
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Summary
A woman in New Jersey accidentally shoots herself in the foot with a gun, and it's a bad day to be a Democratic voter. Plus, a warm-up joke about a truck driver who accidentally fires a gun at his own own foot.
Transcript
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Well, hello everybody from YouTube. It's nice of you to join.
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I've been talking to the subscribers on Locals before you got here.
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You want to, don't you? Don't you say, oh, can you buzz through this story a little bit faster?
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But if you play a recorded, you can actually just make me talk faster.
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Let's say you get a phone call or a text, you need to handle it.
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Every time. You just push that little pause button.
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Well, if that's not happy enough, boy, do we have some things to talk about today.
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If you'd like to take the simultaneous sip up to a level which is compatible with the excellence of the news today.
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All you need is a cup of margarita glass, a tanker gel, so sign a canteen jugular placer vessel of any kind.
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The thing that makes everything better except the democratic turnout.
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I don't know if any of you realized it, but because we live in a simulated reality,
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and the simulation likes to send us hints about our true nature, here's one of the hints.
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Did you ever notice that Let's Go Brandon includes, of course, the name Brandon?
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But have you ever thought that Brandon is Brand Don?
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And that Donald Trump is the branding, the brandingest brander of all time?
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And we're talking, we have a phrase that refers to him that's called Brand Don.
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The first joke of the day, because there are a lot of them coming about the headlines.
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The first one's going to take a little bit of work, okay?
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Because I'll tell you the joke, but then you have to do the work of completing the joke in your brain.
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The joke where it's not complete, your brain has to complete the joke.
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It's been a bad month for Democrats shooting themselves in the foot.
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I don't know if you saw the story about one of the crew members on the movie Rust with Alec Baldwin.
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So I don't know what damage happened, but probably not as bad as a real bullet.
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But, yeah, it's been a bad month for Democrats shooting themselves in the foot.
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Don't judge the rest of this by the warm-up joke.
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Well, it turns out that in New Jersey, and I don't think this race went the way it looked,
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but for a while there, it looked as though a truck driver in New Jersey was going to win the New Jersey State,
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was going to beat the New Jersey State Senate President, a Democrat.
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And he was right in, I think he actually lost, but it looks like he was headed toward the end of the night.
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And he spent only $200 on his campaign, and he was a truck driver.
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Because I don't know if you know this, but at least on Twitter, it's sort of a Republican meme thing.
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That he almost beat the New Jersey State Senate President, who's an incumbent for years.
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He was almost beat by a truck driver named Durr.
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But my comment was, is maybe we're better off than he lost, because if he'd won, it just would have made the supply chain problem worse.
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We don't need truck drivers running for office.
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And now I'm starting to wonder, is this what caused the supply chain problem?
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And apparently there's nothing to stop you from winning.
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He got pretty close, but I think he lost in the end.
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I told you in a prior live stream that I was not going to make jokes about the story that, first of all, I think is fake news.
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I think it's fake news that President Biden had a bell movement in his pants in the Vatican while meeting the Pope.
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If it really happened, then I don't want to joke about it, because that's just a medical problem and, you know, that's not funny.
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But if it didn't happen, which is my assumption, that it didn't really happen, and it's just sort of a meme idea going around, well, then I can have some fun with it.
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Did you see the best meme of all time going around that has a picture of Biden standing next to Kamala Harris, and the caption is simply,
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If there were an Academy Award for memes, there's your winner.
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For those of you on YouTube, if you haven't seen it, this was just posted on Locals.
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If you're a professional humorist, as I am, and you see somebody pull this off, shits and giggles, it just makes you feel terrible because you didn't think of it at first.
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I look at this, and I go, oh, I do this for a living.
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Because as a professional, I feel totally, totally lapped by this.
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I think Democrats all over the country woke up and they felt like Biden's pants.
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Every Democrat in the country feels like Biden's pants right now.
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Somebody was tweeting at me that Biden had soiled his pants.
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If it's true that Biden crapped his pants, that is leadership because today, three-quarters
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of Democrats just woke up and shit themselves, too.
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Your leader goes first and three-quarters of Democrats wake up and they shit their pants,
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We'll talk about that, of course, in detail coming up after the jokes.
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There was a tweet from The Last Refuge I saw today.
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And it showed a picture of a shipping container ship in the port.
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And there were lots of, you know, shipping containers on it.
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the supply chain problems caused by McAuliffe's extra ballots from China to be delayed.
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But basically, the idea was that the only reason Biden won is that the supply chain problem
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Just so I don't get cancelled, I don't believe that there were really extra ballots from China delayed on the ship.
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Just to be clear, I don't think that was necessarily true.
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Let's talk about the lessons that we learned from, you've all heard by now,
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that the Republican has unexpectedly, at least a month ago it was unexpected,
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the Republican challenger, Youngkin, has managed to e-count a victory,
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actually a pretty solid victory, over what they call Democratic royalty, Terry McAuliffe,
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meaning a very established Democrat, with lots of support.
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Well, I'll read you Joel Pollack's tweet this morning.
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A lot of the election was about school children, wasn't it?
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That seemed to be the biggest issue, in my mind.
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People worried about their Youngkin voted for the guy named Youngkin.
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There's a great book I read years ago called The Celestine Prophecies.
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That was sort of a new agey, kind of a fictional book.
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But it talked about how you could tell there was going to be a giant shift in human perception,
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Yeah, so that book says that big changes in perception are foreshadowed by coincidences,
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so that the rate of coincidence ramps up right before there's a major perceptual change in the world.
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But we're seeing an insane amount of coincidences, aren't we?
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Maybe it's just, you know, just the confirmation bias,
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because once you start seeing coincidences, you start seeing more of them, you know?
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So it's probably just a perceptual thing, but just for fun.
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Anyway, back to Joel Pollack's tweet about the lessons from the Youngkin victory.
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He says, number one, Republicans can win on education.
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The Republicans can win if they focus on education.
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I say true to that, but it doesn't mean that's what happened this time, right?
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I don't know if this proves it, because it's a one-off.
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But people are going to believe it, and I actually think it's true.
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I think Republicans can win on education, even if that's not exactly what happened here.
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Joel's second point is, Biden is a problem for Democrats.
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How about phony accusations of racism aren't enough?
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Because I think they tried the Trump card, but he isn't.
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It's as if he isn't a big enough presence at the moment.
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It doesn't have the same bite it would have if you were tweeting every day and still present.
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And Democrats are too far left, but the left will say not far enough.
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And I think that actually happened already, right?
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I didn't see it, but my understanding is that MSNBC says the problem is that the Democrats didn't go far enough.
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If I characterize it correctly, the CNN is reporting Democrats went too far,
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and MSNBC is saying the problem is they didn't go far enough?
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Has anybody watched both of them enough to know?
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I'm going to give you some other possibilities, things we learned.
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I was going to save this at the end, but I feel that's unfair.
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I'm going to ruin your fun a little bit, but then we'll get back to the fun.
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John Harwood tweeted that Biden is now the eighth consecutive new president
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to see opposition party win the Virginia governorship in his first year.
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That follows Carter, Reagan, G.H.W. Bush, Clinton, G.W. Bush, Obama, and Trump.
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So eight times in a row, we got the result we got last night,
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which is the winner in Virginia is the opposite of the president who just got elected.
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Because apparently it doesn't matter which party the president is.
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Virginia is just going to go the opposite direction.
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So, is it possible that none of the stuff we're talking about mattered at all?
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And we're treating it like it's this giant earthquake tsunami,
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So, but I think that's too simplistic because there are obviously reasons.
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And I think that beating a Terry McAuliffe is sort of a bigger deal
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than beating somebody who isn't Terry McAuliffe.
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That beating Terry McAuliffe is probably a bigger deal than, you know, an ordinary governor race.
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My take is I didn't spend a lot of time listening to the candidates talk,
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but having heard McAuliffe talk in public, you know, just clips,
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which one of them is the better communicator slash persuader?
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Because I think we would agree that, say, Obama, for example,
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was a great communicator and a great persuader,
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Bill Clinton, great communicator, great politician,
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Hillary Clinton, terrible communicator, et cetera.
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So, I think we can be objective about both parties, right?
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just on the skill of a communicator, who is better?
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I thought McAuliffe is a whiny, whiny, average communicator.
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and how capably he shaped his message, was better.
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and one candidate is just more capable than the other one,
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and the way he presented himself was just more leaderly,
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and McAuliffe seemed weak and whiny and sort of irrational.
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I just didn't think it was close in terms of their personal approach.
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Another theory is that it wouldn't matter who the candidates were.
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Critical race theory had finally reached a level
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where white people especially weren't going to take it anymore.
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There are plenty of black people who are saying,
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We wouldn't like this if this were the other way around.
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and, you know, maybe try to get along or whatever?
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So certainly there are no ethnic, you know, unified,
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everybody's on the same side of this or anything else.
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But I've got a feeling that an opening has been made that,
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For some reason, the comments have stopped on local.
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But I have to restart the comment where I was looking at there.
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I know this is fascinating to watch me fuss with my technology,
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So my technology just went crazy on one of my iPads.
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Could we agree that nothing applies to all members of a group?
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and I want to see how many people agree with me,
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If you confront a black man or woman in America
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they're probably going to let you know about it.
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if you do some kind of injustice or unfairness,
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they're going to tell you about it right away, right?
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I feel as though you can push white people pretty far,
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which is they'll bend and they'll bend and they'll bend,
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but when they break, get out of the fucking way.
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and I would guess that this has everything to do
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So it feels like a black man or woman in America,
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But, you know, I don't want to die on that hill.