Episode 1558 Scott Adams: Don't Miss My Kamala Harris Impression and Provocative Other Opinions
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Summary
In this episode, Scott Adams talks about the coronavirus that s killing 1,200 people a day, and why it s different than the regular flu. And he thinks there s a new clue as to what s going on with this pandemic.
Transcript
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to, yeah, you know, you know what I'm going to say.
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It's the best thing that's ever happened to you, right now.
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It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, the live stream that defines quality in all the other
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The only live stream where the odds of me blowing my nose in front of the audience,
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So that's the kind of professionalism I bring to this, and it causes everybody else to
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How would you like to have the simultaneous sip?
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Let's have a simultaneous sip, and it's the first time this morning I'll be doing a sip with
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Yeah, so this will be the first one of the day.
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And it's called the simultaneous sip, and all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a
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tank or a chelsea, a canteen, a jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind, filling with your favorite
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The dopamine here today, the thing that makes everything better.
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We're going to need to do a second augmented sip here.
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I don't know what it was, some kind of a vaccination mandate sick out or something, but my antibodies
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Well, COVID is killing 1,200 people per day still in the United States, allegedly, if we're
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Things were dropping like crazy, and then we hit a plateau.
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That plateau is probably, say some experts, to do with not seasonality exactly, but indoor
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Now, here's a new clue for this pandemic, and I don't know that I exactly had processed
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It's something I've heard of, but I hadn't quite put it together.
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When the summer comes, the flu pretty much gets knocked out, if it's the seasonal flu.
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But the coronavirus and the Delta seem to have a different pattern, which is that they respond
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So apparently, it's not enough to simply be outdoors in the summer and indoors in the winter.
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If it's Florida, in the summer, people go indoors and they get COVID.
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And in other places, in the winter, they go indoors and get COVID.
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But why doesn't that work with the regular flu?
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Why does the regular flu, which presumably is also worse indoors, right?
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Nobody doubts that the regular flu is also worse indoors.
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But why does the regular flu still succumb to seasonality when this one doesn't?
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So some are saying it's the aerosol versus contact on surfaces, I guess, would be the other
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Is there anything we can learn from the fact that the regular flu succumbs to seasonality
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This is a thought experiment and not something that anybody will ever do.
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Suppose we had a rule that said that if more than, I'll just pick a number.
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If more than three people are going to be in a room for more than 10 minutes, and again,
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I'm just making this up for conversation purposes, you have to open a window.
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Even if it's winter, you have to open a window.
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Otherwise, you just can't be three people in a small room together.
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Could you get rid of the coronavirus in two weeks?
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Because I've got a feeling if we could study how many times people got an infection in a room that had a window open.
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I feel as if opening a window takes your odds of getting the coronavirus from pretty good to maybe hardly ever.
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But if you could study, is indoors with the window open going to protect you completely, just like being outdoors?
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Being outdoors seems to protect you almost completely.
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And remember my other hypothesis that fans might be enough to keep you safe indoors?
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What if you said you can't have a gathering of more than three people unless the fan is on?
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And the fan would just be to disperse whatever's in the air so that even if you were infected, it'd be such a small load as opposed to a big plume.
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You know, you don't want to stand in a plume of COVID.
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But if you were in a room where there was just like trace amounts floating around, you'd probably be fine.
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I'll make a bet that if you had a rule and people followed it, of course they wouldn't, but if you could,
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that you shouldn't have more than three people in the room for more than ten minutes without a fan on.
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Or let's say a ceiling fan or any kind of a fan.
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Elon Musk decided to sell five billion worth of his stock.
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Some say it's because he needed some cash to pay some tax liabilities from some stock options he exercised or something.
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Steve, are you telling me to please stop the topic?
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Because I'm going to pop you off the channel here.
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He's somehow genetically designed where he just can't do boring things.
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And so instead of just selling some stock and paying his taxes like some quiet billionaire might,
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he does a Twitter poll and then tells people that he'll follow whatever the Twitter poll says.
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Now, the funny thing is that there's nothing less scientific than a Twitter poll.
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So here's a guy who's going to make multi-billion dollar decisions based on a Twitter poll.
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Somehow he made the most boring thing, I'm going to pay my taxes, into exciting,
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because it turned into a Twitter poll that wasn't scientific.
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So I guess the poll said he should sell some stock.
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But he sold $5 billion worth, and it looks like he actually is doing what the Twitter poll said.
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It's just that everything he does is interesting.
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How many of you think that Fox News sometimes has some fake news?
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Now, of course, I'm using my definition of fake news.
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So this is my personal definition of fake news, and it includes this tell.
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If somebody gives you the news with a percentage, say this was an X percentage of something,
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but they don't give you the raw numbers, it's fake news.
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If they give you raw numbers for a story, but the percentages would tell you more, it's fake news.
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So anytime you see a story that's only the raw numbers or only the percentages, it is intended as manipulation.
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So here's how the fake news on Fox News by Pilar Arias.
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And it talks about one California school board is rejecting the mandates for kids to get vaccinated.
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And as part of the context for the story, the data has shown that 24% of COVID cases were kids.
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It's fake news because the context is clearly intentionally omitted.
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But the number of deaths is pretty important to the story, isn't it?
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Because otherwise you're vaccinating the kids to save other people.
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Is it ethical to vaccinate kids to save other people?
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I suppose it would depend on how many other people were at risk.
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You know, if like every adult would die unless kids were vaccinated, well, yeah.
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I guess maybe in that case you would vaccinate them.
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Because kids would need living adults to take care of them too, right?
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But this is clearly just fake news because the context is clearly intentionally left out.
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How many of you would like to see my Kamala Harris impression?
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And apparently she was talking to some folks and there was a viral video of her talking.
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Now, before I give you my Kamala Harris impression,
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I would like to show you how an actual, a real person would talk in public.
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For example, they might say, you know, this or that.
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Or, you know, you see people talking like this and like this and like this.
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If you're Kamala Harris, you pattern your body language
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after the police officer from Young Frankenstein.
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I mean, if you've seen the movie, that's pretty funny.
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So to do your Kamala Harris impression, we'll adjust things.
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I say again, nobody's ever made a stand for a monitor that isn't shitty.
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So I can use a man's jacket because, well, trust me, it's going to work.
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So you put on the unstylish Kamala Harris jacket.
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Now, when she appears in public, she also wears a mask.
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And then, because I don't have a wig, so I'm going to cheat a little bit
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because what she says is usually babbling nonsense.
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And then you execute the plan, and then everything is fine.
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You're Kamala Harris impressions will take a lot of energy.
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The U.S. is third in math performance according to an international competition.
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Does it sound right that America would be third in math competition?
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Here's my problem with comparing math performance across countries.
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If you're the best math student in China, do you think you have a choice about being in a math competition?
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Does China say to you, hey, do you want to be in a math competition?
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Or does China say, you're in a math competition?
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If you're great at math, and you're 17 or 18, in the United States, and they say to you, you know, there's an international math competition.
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Well, I might be interested, but I just launched a unicorn startup, and it's going to go public in a week for $10 billion, so I might miss the contest.
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I don't think a competition tells you anything, because all you're really finding out is that the people who are in the competition, how they did.
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It's not really telling you anything about the home country, I don't think, except that some might be coercive.
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I would love to see, if there's any way to do it, the top 1% of math students in each country, and just see how they compare.
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Because it doesn't really matter if everybody else is good at math, because we don't use it that much.
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I mean, sometimes I'll use a little algebra, believe it or not, sometimes.
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Every now and then it comes in handy, but not often.
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And if I had to have a workaround, I probably could.
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So, anyway, we teach math to too many people who will never use it.
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And so I would say 80% of math education, the higher level education, in my opinion, is completely a waste of time.
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But it's certainly useful for the top, say, 10% of students.
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And certainly everybody should learn at least algebra.
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Now, this is in an opinion piece by Michael D'Antonio.
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So the opinion pieces are a different standard, right, because it's opinion.
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And I don't think CNN would allow an opinion on a news site, their news site, unless the facts alleged in the piece were also facts that CNN says are facts.
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That even though it's an opinion piece, the editors aren't going to put it on CNN's page unless the factual claims are actually accurate, according to that.
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So here's a factual claim by Michael D'Antonio on CNN, on their website.
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He talks about a well-documented and objective truth of Trump's election defeat.
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So he says there's a well-documented and objective truth of his election defeat.
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Is that a fact, that it's well-documented and objectively true?
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It's objectively true that no court has ruled that there was a substantial fraud.
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Not looking for something isn't the same as not being there.
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In most cases, they didn't have the standing or the jurisdiction to even rule on it.
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So basically, no fraud was really looked at in any serious way.
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The audits looked at the obvious stuff, but they can't audit everything, including the electronic stuff.
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I've told you many times that our opinions are assigned to us,
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Because you think your opinions come from some internal process.
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There are only a few situations in which it's really obvious that your opinions were assigned to you.
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Now, I'm not talking about you necessarily, right?
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But the public has an opinion, a collective opinion, both left and right, right?
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This one won't even be much different, left or right.
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And when you hear it, you're going to know it right away.
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If Christopher Steele, of the famous Steele dossier, had been an ex-Russian spy instead of an ex-British spy,
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would we say that he was part of Russian interference?
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If Christopher Steele had been an ex-Russian spy, would we say that Putin was involved?
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And why would we say that if Christopher Steele, in this hypothetical,
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if he was operating independently and he was no longer working for an intelligence agency,
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maybe he didn't even live in the country, didn't even live in Russia,
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would you say, well, that doesn't count because he's independent now and he's X.
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So would you say, oh, okay, that's a distinction that matters.
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So we won't say that Putin's behind it because he's not really working for Putin anymore.
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And yet, both the left and the right believes that an ex-British spy
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has no connection back to his home country and intelligence agencies.
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But you wouldn't believe that if he were an ex-Russian spy, would you?
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Here's why you would never be able to come up with this opinion on your own.
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Nobody would come up with this opinion on their own.
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Ex-British intelligence, you would say to yourself quite reasonably,
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there's no such thing as ex-British intelligence.
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You would never say to yourself, there's such a thing as an ex-spy.
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There are definitely people who are not on the payroll.
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And there are definitely people who are not taking orders from their old bosses.
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But if he's about to do something that has international repercussions
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But you don't think he checked with them first?
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Because if he were Russian, you'd be sure he did.
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that Great Britain's not really involved in interfering.