Episode 1560 Scott Adams: I Tell You All the Ways the Left is Being Manipulated by Their Own News Sources
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 7 minutes
Words per Minute
147.14345
Summary
In this episode, I talk about how I fixed my iPad's USB problem, and how to fix my headphones problem. I also talk about why I hate the people who make these headphones, and why they suck.
Transcript
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Good morning, everybody, ladies and gentlemen, and everything else.
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What a day we have today. Wow. Wow. It's going to be so good.
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Let me start by showing how I fixed iPad's design problem.
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You've probably heard that Apple computer does a pretty good job on design.
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Well, not good enough. I had to take the iPad and fix it myself.
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And I'll show you how I did it with one of my iPads here.
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See, here's my iPad. And then if you see, let's see, see right here?
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See this thing? This is a little sticky thing that I added myself.
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Do you know why? Because every time I want to turn on or off my iPad,
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I have to search all four corners because they look identical,
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So from the front, you can't tell where the power button is,
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the on and off switch, and you can't tell where the volume is.
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So my experience of the iPad is always the same.
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Wow, this iPad is a miracle of design and function.
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I don't get it on the first try ever, it feels like.
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It should be one in four you get it on the first try.
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Now, don't get me started about who created the micro USB standard.
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I really, is this the time I'm not going to be able to find it?
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I'm going to go into a swearing rant in about a second.
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Now, they made it so that there's a right way to go in
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And let me show you how the micro USB standard works.
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And these headphones, of course, you can charge them.
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Now, the headphones look very similar on the left and the right.
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So, because the people who make these headphones suck
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So, you first have to figure out which of the two places has the place you plug it in.
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So, I first go, well, let's, wait, it's sort of dark in here.
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So, then once you find it, then you have to get the USB into it.
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That's just a little indentation exactly where the USB hole would be on the other one.
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They have a fake USB hole on one of the two places it could be.
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Now, you notice how it's made so that if you don't get it exactly in the hole on the first try,
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And make sure that if you don't hit it on the first try, it doesn't go in.
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But let's say you were more careful and you could find it.
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And yet, remember, you have to get it in right side up.
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So, if it doesn't go in this way, obviously, it's the other way.
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So, you turn it upside down and then you put it into the hole.
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It doesn't go into the hole the other way because it turns out that the first way was the correct way.
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But because the stupid device is so poorly designed, you can't even tell if it's the right way.
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So, you turn it back to the way that it wasn't working and you say, why isn't it going into the fucking hole?
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And then, by the time you use your device, you hate it.
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Maybe it's just me complaining about this stuff.
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But all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or a gel, a syscine, a canteen, a jug, a flask, a vessel of any kind.
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Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dope being here today.
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The thing that makes everything better except your micro USB connection.
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But because AI and robots and stuff will be taking over everything,
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we also need to teach kids things that kids can do that, you know, maybe robots and AI can't do.
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And the example given would be, you know, an eight-year-old can Google something and a robot can plow.
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But what AI can do is arrange living symphonies.
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It can make music that you would like a lot better than a living symphony made by humans.
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So, at the moment, AI can't write music that you would like to listen to.
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Because once AI is better, and it will be better, because it can A-B test parts of a song, sounds.
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Put it out to a million people and say, how do you like this chord?
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And if not, people say yes, well, we'll put some of this in the song.
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A lot of people like this one, don't like this one.
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AI could build a song that would be the number one song in the world, period.
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So, I wouldn't assume that music is the safe place.
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Do you think an AI will be able to make a painting that would be as awesome as our best human painters?
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It'll break you down and figure out what parts of it make it interesting to people.
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And then it will make paintings that are way better than what a person can make.
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If you were to buy a human painting, it would only be because of the novelty.
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That, oh, look, a human did pretty good on this one.
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You know, the same way we're impressed by cave wall carvings.
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The continued emasculation of Vice President Harris's husband is ongoing.
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So at a French cookware store, the VP says the second gentleman, her husband, learned how to cook during COVID.
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Quote, I guess the husband said, she taught me during COVID, out of necessity, after I almost burned down the apartment, he adds.
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Now, here's what I like and don't like about it.
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On one hand, I do like the fact that she's flipping the gender roles.
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I mean, anything that just shakes you up and makes you uncomfortable, I usually like.
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If it makes you uncomfortable, I probably like it.
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So the fact that she's very conspicuously becoming the, I'll use this in the traditional historic sense.
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In the historic sense, she's become the man of the family.
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And the suit, and the husband stays home and takes care of the house, and apparently he's cooking now.
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I had to add to that tweet by saying, sadly, the French cookware store did not carry the French maid uniform the VP ordered the second gentleman to wear around the house.
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I don't know how much worse the emasculation can get, but I think it's coming to this.
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I think he'll actually be wearing some kind of a French maid outfit around the house as he's dusting.
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It doesn't bother me what nature of the relationship is in their family.
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It's just interesting that they're flipping the gender roles.
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So there was an astronaut that went up on Blue Origin's flight with Bezos.
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A guy, you know, a private citizen gets to go on a rocket ship into space.
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And then a month later, he dies in a private plane.
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He died in a Cessna 172 with some other people.
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But I'll tell you a little bit that I know about aviation.
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And the aircraft that he died in is the exact one she spends most of her time in.
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Which is, I think the Cessna 172 is like the most common small aircraft.
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But here's what you need to know about the Cessna 172.
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Again, I'm just sort of talking based on stuff I've heard being around pilot talk.
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If you're flying that kind of an aircraft, you usually want to hang around somewhere where there's a road.
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You want to make sure that you can see a sizable street from wherever you're flying.
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And the reason is, if you have a mechanical difficulty, you still have a pretty good glide path.
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And so you could at least glide onto a street, which wouldn't be clean, but it's better than a forest.
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So the fact that he went down in a wooded area probably limits the possible problems to the following.
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Some of you are pilots, so you're ahead of me already.
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One is he, or the pilot, diverted from where they could see a street.
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So once they had mechanical problems, maybe they didn't have any option of any place to land.
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So that would have been maybe a pilot error if that happened.
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Because it is, I think it's pretty basic to keep a road in view.
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All right, if somebody's a pilot, could you fact check me on that?
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Is it pretty basic to make sure that you can see a street?
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I'll also tell you that in these small aircraft, the number of times they have mechanical difficulty in the air is shockingly high.
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The number of times they get 5,000 feet in the air and the engine starts sputtering, it's way more than you think.
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But experienced pilots almost always can overcome the minor problems.
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The number one reason that small aircraft crash is, anybody?
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What's the number one reason that small aircraft crash?
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Well, pilot error, yes, but I want to be more specific.
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Yeah, it's pilot error, but specifically pilot error.
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The answer is people who accidentally go from VFR to IFR.
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So VFR means visual flying, meaning you can see well.
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So you can fly fine because you've got lots of visibility.
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IFR means that suddenly there might have been a cloud cover that they misjudged.
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And if you get in the clouds, the 172 might have, I think it has, the ability to fly IFR, meaning you could fly instruments, but only if you were good at it.
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It's not good enough that the plane can fly IFR.
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So there's, if I had to guess, and this is just pure speculation, if I had to guess, I would say the most likely situation is there was some cloud cover, but we haven't heard about that.
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Yeah, John F. Kennedy Jr., perfect example, yes.
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And pilots are so afraid of that situation, going from VFR to instrument, you know, low visibility, that I think even some of the people who teach how to fly on instruments have never flown in clouds.
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The people who teach you how to fly in the clouds, some of them I don't think have ever flown in the clouds, because it's too dangerous, even if you know how.
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And you say, well, how do they learn to teach it if they've never flown in it?
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They have something called foggles, a special kind of goggles that cover the top of your sight so you can only see the instruments.
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So they practice with their vision obscured, you know, with a pilot who can see in the back, usually, or the front.
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Anyway, that's your little aviation knowledge for the day.
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I saw an excellent persuasive tweet that might not work the way the tweeter hoped.
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You might be familiar with a doctor, Robert Malone.
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I would put him in the category of contrarian doctors about the pandemic, specifically.
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So he's one of these rogue contrarian doctors, one of the inventors of the mRNA technology, I guess.
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If there were somebody you wanted to listen to, he'd be exactly the kind of credentials you'd want to look at.
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So he has lots of differences about the pandemic from the mainstream stuff.
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And he tweeted a picture of himself next to a picture of Big Bird, because Big Bird is being employed to persuade children to get vaccinated.
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And then Robert Malone, MD, tweets of the pictures of his picture next to Big Bird.
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Do you believe the highly qualified doctor whose experience is exactly the kind of experience you'd want?
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Which one is more credible, Big Bird or a doctor with the exact credentials you'd want to see?
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Because what Dr. Malone offers is to show you well-sourced information, this is his own words,
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and to help you be able to interpret it for yourself.
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You can't show me your well-sourced information and expect me to interpret it correctly.
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If Big Bird, who is essentially a front character for the entire medical pharma community,
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versus the rogue doctor who is in the category of people who are usually wrong.
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Now, everything that changes starts with, you know, one person who's the rogue doctor,
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and then eventually other people get persuaded.
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But how often does that happen, versus how often the rogue doctor is just wrong?
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I would say experientially, you know, without any science to back it,
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I would say experientially the rogue doctor on any topic is wrong 95% of the time.
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Does your experience give you a different result?
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And it's only when they get it right that it's such a big story.
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It's like, oh my God, the person who was the only lone voice got it right.
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That's why you think it's a bigger deal than it is.
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Because it's always a story if the lone outlier gets it right.
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that I predicted before most people that Trump would win in 2016?
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Why is it that I was somewhat famous in America for that prediction?
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I mean, I was invited on shows or articles written about it.
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Because it was a rogue outlier opinion that was right.
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The reason I got press is because it was so rare to be a contrarian and be right.
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So anytime you see a contrarian, you can, you know,
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I say you should give them full respect of listening to them,
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especially if they have credentials that Dr. Malone has.
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If you're going to ignore somebody with that kind of credentials,
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I'm just saying that don't assume they're right.
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Newt Gingrich tweeted also about Kamala Harris.
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Why is Kamala Harris in Paris, France, worrying about the Polish-Belarus border,
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instead of being in Paris, Texas, worrying about the U.S.-Mexican border?
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Did she misunderstand Biden when he made her in charge of the border?
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If we could get the vice president entirely on the other side of the world,
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Maybe if she would go up in one of those Blue Origin or Elon Musk flights,
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There's a manipulated video that's really diabolical
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that makes him look like he's smiling creepily when he's talking.
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that you can manipulate somebody's mouth on a video.
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I mean, we had that capability for a long time,
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Now, I don't know how anybody could think that was real.
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who's got lots of financial qualifications, it looks like.
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And he showed a graph showing the stock market,
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and, you know, it's climbed for years and years,
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There's no investment advisor who knows the future.
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Now, I don't know how bad the head injuries were,