Episode 1587 Scott Adams: Everyone Except You is Crazy and I'll Tell You Why. It's About the News
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 14 minutes
Words per Minute
146.67378
Summary
Keith Olbermann weighs in on my Christmas tree joke, Jussie Smollett's defense strategy, and why he's only alive on the outside. Plus, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better.
Transcript
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Welcome to the best thing that's ever happened to you in your whole stinking life.
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I think you'll all agree that by the time this is over,
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your life will be better in a whole variety of ways.
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And if you'd like to take it up even to another level, and I know that's who you are.
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not only are you sexier than the people around you,
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You don't settle for a lesson you can have, and we're going to go for it all today.
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And all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or a chalice or a stein,
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Fill it with your favorite liquid I like, coffee.
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Keith Olbermann, who has been my critic for decades,
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decided to come in on me on my Fox News Christmas tree joke that I tweeted.
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I don't know who lit the Fox News Christmas tree on fire,
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but the two white guys who attacked Jussie Smollett are still out there somewhere.
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Now, that got 1,000 retweets, which is, you know, big for my size accounts,
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Apparently, people like Keith Olbermann have not learned
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But it turns out there's no universal objective standard for humor.
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And so, Keith, if you don't find something funny,
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What did you conclude about the humor potential of that thing?
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referring to the two white guys who attacked Jussie Smollett.
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Oh, I felt that like a dagger through the heart.
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only to find that Keith Olbermann does not approve
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He's, he's, he's, he's only alive on the outside.
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Well, in the, well, I think I'll talk about this later.
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Jonathan Turley, who you should all be following
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and so his takes on things are extra fun to read.
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Which is that Smollett is trying for jury nullification.
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You know, he's going to say the facts are all untrue.
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like, oh, your evidence is not as good as you thought,
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who represents the injustice against black people
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Because how hard would it be to convince one person
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But I don't know that this would have made sense
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And that what you hear about the facts are everything.
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They don't just make crimes a crime for no reason.
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So I think Jonathan Turley is kind of onto something
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I'm just going to get the hump enhancement surgery.
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that some argument has more than two positions,