Episode 1596 Scott Adams: I Will Fix Your Mass Formation Psychosis Problem Today
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 17 minutes
Words per Minute
143.9768
Summary
On today's show, Alex talks about the Sandman settlement with NBC, the San Francisco mayor's plan for law enforcement funding, and the drug overdose death of a young woman in jail. Also, Alex takes a trip down memory lane to the Covington case and talks about how the fake news media covered it up.
Transcript
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And he was the one that the news, the fake news business acted as though he was some kind of a horrible racist,
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but in fact it was just a fake video that fooled me for about a day, too,
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that made it look like he was the aggressor, but in fact he was not.
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Well, he just won a settlement from NBC for the, I guess, the misleading way in which he was characterized on their network.
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that at this time I would like to release that NBC and I have reached a settlement.
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Is there any way we could find out what range this confidential agreement is in?
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and I asked if he would be willing to purchase an automobile.
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If he'd be willing to purchase an automobile that told us how much he got without telling us how much he got.
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For example, if he were to show up in a new Prius,
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but please, just buy us an automobile that tells us without telling us,
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Well, Ghislaine Maxwell did not testify in her defense
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Were you expecting some kind of revelations to come out of the trial?
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Apparently no revelations about any famous people
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what kind of deal did Ghislaine Maxwell work with whoever
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to not testify and not give up any names of famous people?
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it looks like she's not given up any famous people
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but the best deal she could get was for a painless suicide
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but she may have negotiated to make sure it's painless,
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and nobody's going to know how those drugs got into there.
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who's decided that maybe they should do something
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wasn't the brilliant idea that it seemed like at first.
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taking away all the incentives for criminals to not do crime,
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which are believed to be organized crime rings.
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I would put him as the most capable on that side.