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00:00:48.160Oh, okay. I almost spit my coffee on my notes because I saw a meme go by the locals platform of Pevis and Podhead. I don't even know what that meme is about. It's so damn funny. I can't look at it anymore. I can't look at it. All right.
00:01:15.020I saw a little news item that fossil hunters have found a fossilized human skull. Or was it human? Was it human? That's the question. It might represent an entirely new species of humanoid-like creatures, thus rewriting everything we know about the history of humankind. But I caught this little note, sort of just
00:01:45.020sitting in the middle. Sitting in the middle of an article that said that we know that Neanderthals had bigger brains than we do. Wait, what? Wait, Neanderthals had bigger brains? That would explain everything. Do you ever wonder why it is that we don't know how to make a pyramid?
00:02:03.340I mean, we could do it with modern equipment. I mean, we could do it with modern equipment. But we wouldn't know how to make a pyramid if we had to do it with, you know, the ancient tools.
00:02:13.980And I've always speculated that, you know, maybe it was aliens that taught them how to do it. Maybe. Maybe. Can't rule it out.
00:02:22.240But I've also speculated the other more obvious explanation is that people used to be smarter.
00:02:27.780And that we're just getting dumber every year.