Episode 1602 Scott Adams: Are You Smart or Just Afraid? You Can't Tell the Difference
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Summary
Join me for a special Christmas Eve edition of Coffee with Scott Adams, featuring the hit of the day, the Dope Hit of the Day, and a whole lot of other stuff, including a special holiday edition of The simultaneous sip.
Transcript
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of your entire life.
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It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and this is the special Christmas Eve edition.
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Yeah, in case you didn't think it could get any better, it could be special.
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And let me remind you that tomorrow, a lot of the people that you would see on a regular basis,
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and by regular, I mean, let's say five days a week.
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You know, nobody does seven days a week like I do.
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But tomorrow, a lot of them will be gone, but not me. Not me. I'll be here.
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And not only will I be here, but I'll be here with a simultaneous sip, a special Christmas edition.
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And all I'll need then, and all you need now, is a cup or mug or a glass, a tank or chalice or stein,
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a canteen jug or a flask of vessel of any kind.
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Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.
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And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day,
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the thing that makes everything better, including the holidays.
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It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now. Go!
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Well, there's a report that a team of astronomers have discovered 70 rogue planets in the Milky Way.
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Now, they're rogue because they're not surrounding a star.
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I guess we'd never seen 70 rogue planets in the Milky Way before.
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I think it's pretty clear that these are death stars, and they're heading our way.
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So if you're worried about the coronavirus or climate change,
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it doesn't look like that's going to be your biggest problem.
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I'd like to point out again that every day this is weird.
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But we've learned in the last several years, and correct me if I'm wrong,
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that our intelligence agencies can't be trusted,
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the news can't be trusted, our politicians can't be trusted.
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In fact, every institution in American life has shown us that it can't be trusted
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Now, I guess we're all pretty lucky because 100% of our other systems are known to be fraudulent
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But our election system, can I have a standing ovation for the only thing in the whole country
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So it would be fair to say that you wouldn't know if it was corrupt.
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even though it easily could be, and there's no way to check.
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Yes, sometimes you can mock things into happening
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the belief that our election system is the only one without a problem.
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There's lots of fraud in the financial world, huh?
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Well, at least our banking system never made...
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Our banking system has paid gigantic fines for fraudulent activities?
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But thank goodness our elections are first-rate, airtight,
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I was reminded yesterday that it is unfair to go after somebody's appearance.
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You know, saying nasty things about some public figure's appearance, totally inappropriate.
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This came to me after I mentioned that the 1619 Project's Nicole Hannah-Jones dresses like a clown.
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Now, she actually has, like, bright red clown hair with the two puffs
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and wears clothing that sort of is evocative of the clown vibe, if you know what I mean.
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And I do think that there could be special cases, right?
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but suppose the Surgeon General of the United States weighed 600 pounds.
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Would it be appropriate to mention his or her appearance?
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I feel like that would be something you could criticize based on appearance.
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Likewise, if somebody is selling the most clownish idea that the world has ever seen,
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that we shouldn't make fun of people's, you know, appearance.
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you give me clown material and dress like a clown,
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were going to permit bullying against unvaccinated children.
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If you don't think I'll be taking advantage of that,
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And I don't know that Trump had an opinion on that.
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and you don't want a person interviewing one person.
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Did they see two people agreeing or disagreeing?
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or did you see two people agreeing on everything?
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But how many of you would agree with a statement?
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I've seen more yeses on YouTube for some reason.
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because there's got to be more than one person doing this.
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But I did see a prominent conservative last night on Fox News
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But did you see a prominent conservative tell you
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that it lowers hospitalizations and deaths radically.
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Now, how many of you would disagree with this statement?
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If you've seen something different, send it to me.
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But I think the president was on pretty solid ground,
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That's one of the corrections I always appreciate.
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well, I just use an absolute to talk about absolutes.