Episode 1604 Scott Adams: Let's Talk About All the Dumb People and Have Some Laughs
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Summary
The dad who said "Let's go, Joe Biden" on a phone call to his son is the most ordinary guy name I've ever heard, and he did it in a rather clever way that got him in trouble with the White House.
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the best thing that's ever happened.
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And Christmas was pretty good for a lot of you.
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That's funnier to the people who saw me a minute ago on Locals.
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I always give the Locals people a little extra time.
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So they always have a little more backstory than you do on YouTube.
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because they can plug memes into their comments.
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Anyway, join me now for the unparalleled pleasure.
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Everybody say hi to Jack Posobiec over on YouTube.
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And Jack sent me some information, Jack Posobiec,
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sent me some information that helped me in my struggle.
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So you're all following, I know, the story of the dad who said,
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let's go, Brandon, on the phone call to Biden, right?
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I don't have to give any more background on it.
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And now the man who said it, Jared Schmeck, which is just the best name.
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If there had to be somebody in this story, you know,
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So it's a story about an ordinary guy doing something that made national attention.
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And if you're going to do a story about an ordinary guy,
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That's the most ordinary guy name I've ever heard.
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Anyway, he said that although he believes Biden could be doing a better job,
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Have we reached a point where it doesn't matter what you see with your own eyes,
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No, I'm not sitting here talking to you right now.
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You would naturally think that I'm here talking to you.
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You can just, you can literally say anything now.
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There is no limitation to what you can say in public with a straight face.
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Yeah, I'm actually a lizard man from the planet Kalapakabaka.
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F you, Joe Biden, in the clever, let's go Brandon way,
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this is the least important story in the world,
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I don't think there's any importance to this story whatsoever.
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It would be, to me, it would be boring if other people did it in the future.
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The fact that one guy did it once in this rather clever way,
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in a funny way it was disrespectful, but it was disrespectful.
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So there's, you've heard about these 3D printed homes
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where they bring in a big 3D printer that's got a big arm,
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and the arm will go around and print you up a home.
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and it was built from concrete with a 3D printer.
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I think it's the first one that they've done with 3D printing.
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but then they, you know, they have to run in and add a few things.
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But I'm not so sure that this is a story about 3D printing.
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Because the 3D printing is really a simplifier, right?
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But what happens when you want to change a wall?
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Chuck Haney over on YouTube is yelling at me in caps.
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Question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark.
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It's like the first time we've been exposed to this concept
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that the President sometimes will be confused in public?
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Is that why you're shouting at me, Chuck, in all caps?
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I think everybody knows that Biden is a bit degraded.
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Don't you think you could build a house in 12 hours
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like, even when they're building a bunch of models,
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I don't know, to make work for carpenters or something.
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If you just shipped the components the size that they ought to be
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in one square, you know, that are one square foot,
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until you've got a wall that's exactly 9 or 10 feet tall.
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And you also shouldn't have to worry about your building codes
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if you build, you know, to a kit specification.
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So I think the real story here is that if you make homes
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If you make them so that they can't be built quickly,
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Also, anything that requires you to add a liquid,
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So I think homes will be customized and turned into kits
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of COVID deaths in the United States yesterday?
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which has already gone through its Omicron wave,
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But if I use it the way everyone uses it, that's
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Does everybody understand that I understand that
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it was intended to keep you from getting infected,
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We're now in the present, where everybody knows that fact.
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Israel showed that it worked less than anticipated.
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We're all not happy that it's not 100% effective.
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The reduction in death rate is less than the margin of error,
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Well, it turns out that that was my last topic.
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and how that one experience should tell you something?
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and so my one experience should tell you something.
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No, your one experience doesn't tell me anything.
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because if you really wanted attention and funding,
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to make it look riskier to non-gay people than it was.
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Now, do we also see the government scaring us in the same way
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to try to get us to do what maybe somebody thinks is a good idea?
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You know, the problem is that there's nothing else interesting going on.
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It would be one thing if you had a different opinion.
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And so that's why I came up with the term word thinking.
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In a circumstance that doesn't look normal to me,
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Authorized to impose sanctions, blah, blah, blah.
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Anybody engaged in activities for illicit drugs.
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So it looks like financial and maybe trade sanctions.
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You know, we told China who their main dealer was
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So as long as China is producing the precursors
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if Biden was sanctioning people for illicit drugs?
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Like, I don't know exactly who would even be there.
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because Mexico doesn't have any control over the cartels?
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And the reality is the cartels control the government.
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How do we know the ruble guy isn't a state actor?
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Well, let me tell you about John Dvorak and Adam Curry.
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I talked to John Dvorak after hearing what they said about me,
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and is aware that his comments had nothing to do with my actual opinions.
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listened to one podcast without hearing the other side
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Do you know why you came to a decision hearing one side?
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if these people are saying that Scott said something ridiculous,
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Because maybe people say people said things that are ridiculous,
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and then it turns out they didn't say that at all.
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So if you really think that I jumped the shark,
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Yeah, Kim Potter was racism against white people.
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and she shot the guy that she thought she was tasing.
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And there was enough reason to believe he would use it.
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You know, anybody would have known this was a problem.
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You know, any realistic sense of taking care of other people
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Somebody says poor training, but I don't think so.
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of white people throwing a white person under the bus
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who wasn't actually pointing a weapon right at them.
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But white people always throw white people under the bus
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because the white male people in senior management
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didn't want to look like they were a bunch of racists.
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So they just stopped promoting white males for a while.
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So when white people are discriminated against for race,
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I'm going to throw this white person under a bus
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What do I predict will happen with Alec Baldwin?
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Yeah, because Alec Baldwin shot a white person.
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Shooting a white person isn't especially illegal in this country
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If it was accidental and he had shot a black person,
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Well, it's definitely a tell for cognitive dissonance
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What's the most interesting way a simulation could go in 2022?
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Well, Trump running for president would be pretty interesting.
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The most interesting thing this simulation could bring us.
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We may have developed platforms that can cure cancer
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We certainly know how to handle the next pandemic better, right?
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We took one of the biggest risks in the public,
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we're probably in a lot better shape for the next time.
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we probably are on our way to solve climate change,
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but I don't think the Republicans would go for that.
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Was Jesus a programmer that entered the simulation?