Scott Adams talks about Chris Tucker turning down a $12Million dollar role in Friday Night Lights, why Ice Cube should have cast a Black actor in his next movie, and why Mitt Romney's family is the biggest group of white people he's ever seen.
00:55:49.140I let that sink in the the brain cells in the
00:55:56.420petri dish effectively since they're operating in a
00:55:59.220coordinated manner are a form of human brain that
00:56:03.820believes it lives in the universe in which the only
00:56:06.220thing that exists is pong and this brain cell does not
00:56:13.200know that there's a universe that created this situation
00:56:17.200and and taught it to play pong the brain cell thinks pong
00:56:23.480is reality and knows nothing else and it's a human
00:56:26.460brain now and then do you like the second part of
00:56:32.920this all but guaranteeing that we too are living in a
00:56:35.720simulation now the way it guarantees that is simply if
00:56:39.420you can prove that it's true in one case then you've
00:56:44.400removed the biggest obstacle to understanding that there's a
00:56:48.120trillion to one chance that we are a simulation because
00:56:52.240because you first have to believe it's possible it's possible
00:56:56.600that a brain could be in a simulation and not know it we have
00:57:01.320one we actually have a brain in a simulation that doesn't know
00:57:04.700it so once it's possible then you're just looking at the odds
00:57:09.360okay well it's possible but what are the odds that's where
00:57:12.280elon musk comes in to help you with the odds i don't know if you
00:57:15.500know this but he's good at calculating the odds of things
00:57:18.780and he's especially good when he gets them wrong because he
00:57:23.940calculated the odds of succeeding at tesla is very low and then
00:57:27.500he did it anyway and the odds of spacex succeeding he thought
00:57:31.540were very low and then he did it anyway so he's really good at
00:57:35.620calculating odds and then ignoring them
00:57:37.960and succeeding anyway so i don't know what that means but his
00:57:42.860argument is that if any simulation could be created people would create
00:57:47.960them and here we did it could be done and there we did it so those are the
00:57:53.500two biggest conditions they get you to a vastly greater likelihood that
00:57:58.480we're a simulation it's possible and if possible humans will do it proven it
00:58:04.940was possible humans did it well do you think we'll do more of these do you
00:58:12.000think that ever again anybody will do an experiment in which there is brain cells
00:58:16.920trying to do something in a petri dish of course and then once you have the
00:58:21.220second experiment you would have two humanish brains living in a let's say just
00:58:29.780for simplicity a pong reality compared to one original species so if we're the
00:58:39.320original species and we created two simulations if you were to transport into
00:58:44.380the center of any of the simulations that exist there's a two to one chance
00:58:49.020you're in a fake one by the time you create the second one there's a two to one
00:58:54.780chance that if you are randomly assigned to a simulation a two to one chance you're in a
00:59:01.300simulation and that's just with the second experiment after the millionth
00:59:07.200experiment you can be pretty sure your simulation that's where we're having kind
00:59:15.160of a mind bender there well Anderson Cooper was getting some internet hate because he did
00:59:21.840an interview with Bill Gates and in the context of asking about what kind of
00:59:26.940let's say penalties could be put on the public to make them get vaccinated
00:59:31.780Anderson floated the suggestion which I doubt was his own suggestion I think it was
00:59:37.080on you know the list of things that maybe people are talking about he asked Bill
00:59:42.100Gates about withholding people's social security should they refuse vaccinations now
00:59:47.840part of the story is that Gates laughed nervously at that and then people people
00:59:53.040interpreted his nervous evil looking laugh as you know being in favor of something I would
01:00:00.420like to defend Bill Gates first as I often do by saying I'm I'm sort of the king of the
01:00:07.320inappropriate laugh when something is awful or just non-standard I laugh at it and I
01:00:16.800shouldn't but I always do and so if I had been in this interview and Anderson Cooper had asked me
01:00:24.300if it was feasible or I thought it was a good idea to take away people's social security in other
01:00:30.600words their own money you know ish and that's not quite true but been paying into social security
01:00:37.160all your life and then they take it away from you because you don't get a vaccination if somebody
01:00:41.960suggested that to me on national TV I don't know if I could not smile at that could you I think I would
01:00:51.060giggle at that because it's so outrageous and and what I saw in Gates reaction was sort of a reaction to the the
01:01:01.460maybe the extremism of it like it's just kind of funny it's so extreme I don't I didn't recognize that as Bill Gates saying oh yeah let's do some of that
01:01:11.460I mean I could be wrong maybe later he will say that but I didn't interpret it that way and only because you know
01:01:18.060everybody everybody generalizes from themselves so if you said to yourself if I were in that situation I wouldn't have laughed
01:01:26.020probably true you know yourself right and if you know you wouldn't have giggled or smiled in that situation you're probably right
01:01:34.920but I'm telling you that if I were in that situation I would have giggled and smiled and it wouldn't have meant to anything
01:01:41.320it just would have meant as an awkward concept it just would trigger me
01:01:45.720so just be careful about uh generalizing from yourself I won't assume that I can read Bill Gates mind
01:01:52.760but I'll only ask you to do the same all you know is that he had a reaction you didn't understand
01:01:57.860that's all you know I wouldn't assume anything beyond that but let's get to Anderson Cooper it
01:02:03.840was suggested by people that Anderson Cooper might be in favor of this idea of withholding
01:02:08.900social security if you don't get vaccinated but indeed there is no evidence of that and so the AP
01:02:14.200did a fact check and said no he was just saying you know what do you think of the idea he wasn't saying
01:02:20.120he thought it was a good idea and I accept that fact check however as I was about to tweet it
01:02:25.280and defend Anderson Cooper because I like to defend everybody from fake news right it doesn't matter
01:02:32.080what team you're on if you're a victim of fake news I think it's useful to point it out only so you can
01:02:37.440learn it you know see the examples and you know build a bigger build a bigger library in your head of
01:02:42.980where all this fake news comes from and how they do it and so I was about to jump in and defend
01:02:48.080Anderson Cooper's against this fake attack against him when I realized he's the one who spreads the
01:02:57.240fine people hoax the drinking bleak chokes the Russia collusion hoax and you could name a few others
01:03:01.760and I thought to myself you know sometimes when the universe demands justice you have to get out of
01:03:09.420the way and I felt like I don't want to be fighting the universe if the universe has decided that he's
01:03:16.500spread so many dangerous hoaxes that the universe is going to take him out with a hoax I thought well
01:03:23.000who am I to fight the universe and so I decided and so I decided that I would remove myself from that
01:03:33.500fight at least on Twitter but I I'm explaining it to you here most people I would have defended
01:03:41.120I think I would have defended Jake Tapper I know I would have defended Smirkanish I know I would have
01:03:49.400offended Sanjay Gupta and the same situation and a few others you know I'm leaving out a few but I
01:03:57.200wouldn't have defended Don Lemon and I wouldn't defend Anderson Cooper because they're hoax spreaders
01:04:04.400so if they get taken out by hoax well maybe the universe has some kind of a compensating quality
01:04:12.080we don't know about you could call it karma if you wish speaking of karma have I ever told you that
01:04:21.480being free of the sense of embarrassment and shame is a superpower I tell you that all the time and it's a
01:04:30.260superpower which I have who would be texting me at this time of the day
01:04:35.540let's see if something's blowing up nope but Jim Cramer I think has this superpower the ability to be
01:04:45.240wrong in public and not let it crush you how many times have you seen me being wrong in public a lot
01:04:53.180right but I keep coming back in order to do this kind of job you know one of the talents in your
01:04:59.920talent stack has to be a thick skin which seems ironic I know because I am always fighting on
01:05:06.440Twitter but that has more to do with you know managing the the brand and some of it's just for fun
01:05:12.420but I probably handle embarrassment and shame better than you know 99 percent of the public because I
01:05:20.380practice it's one of those skills that you could practice believe it or not it's a weird skill but
01:05:25.900if you get shamed and embarrassed enough yeah you just get over it because none of it kills you the
01:05:32.160the shame and embarrassment is largely an illusion and the illusion is that the thoughts you have of shame
01:05:38.220and embarrassment are going to translate into the real world and actually affect something they
01:05:43.480hardly ever do and once you've been shamed and embarrassed enough and you wake up in the morning and
01:05:49.140your your bagel tastes the same you're like well that's weird I got all shamed and embarrassed
01:05:54.980yesterday and today I woke up and nothing's different if you do that enough then you can learn to bring
01:06:01.840that feeling into the present so you get shamed and embarrassed it just seems funny
01:06:06.220uh Chrisfield says yes our simulation could have started millions of years ago and we're just
01:06:15.100catching up that is true so anyway back to Jim Cramer he uh tweeted a photo of empty shelves
01:06:20.940shelves at a store uh and the implication was and he said he just said suboptimal meaning that it looks
01:06:28.760like a supply chain problem but internet sleuths were quick to notice that every one of the shelves
01:06:35.960that was empty was labeled for valentine's uh product meaning that it was the shelves where they took off
01:06:42.100the christmas stuff after christmas and they had not yet put the valentine's stuff on in other words
01:06:47.360there was no supply chain problem whatsoever least in evidence it was just they were changing out the
01:06:52.980shelves so Jim Cramer imagining that those empty shelves were telling him something about supply chain
01:06:59.000i guess tweeted that and then he just got shat upon yeah the the entire internet opened up and started just
01:07:07.760peeing on him now here's my question did that ruin Jim Cramer's day we don't know what do you think
01:07:18.040i'm gonna say nah nope nope would it have ruined my day if i had done that because when i saw it i said
01:07:28.780oh god that's exactly the sort of thing i would have done in fact i did something like this the other day
01:07:33.800by tweeting something that was actually an old story so you know tweeting old stories or uh you know
01:07:41.240taking a picture of a empty shelf and thinking it was meaningful when it wasn't that's exactly what i do
01:07:46.540i do that all the time right uh and you know i get over it and every day my bagel tastes the same
01:07:54.560so my only lesson on this is be Jim Cramer right you know when i see all these people dumping on Jim
01:08:03.280Cramer and then i know he's just going to go to work the next day and still be Jim Cramer be Jim
01:08:08.320Cramer let let the whole world piss on your head and then just get up and go to work you'll be amazed
01:08:15.620how much it doesn't matter other people's opinions are just things that happen inside their heads it's
01:08:23.760just electrical signals in the heads of strangers that's what you're worried about think about it
01:08:31.020just just think about it right now let's do a little experiment here's a there's a public hypnosis
01:08:35.440experiment but don't worry there's nothing nothing bad or strange going on it'll all be transparent
01:08:40.640just go through this imaginary situation every one of you probably right now is thinking about
01:08:48.640somebody else's opinion of you directly or indirectly other people's opinion of whether
01:08:54.480you're good or bad or right or wrong or awesome or not awesome is always in our heads
01:08:59.460but imagine those heads just think of all the people who are thinking something about you
01:09:06.540that you don't like that's bad those are electrical currents firing inside a piece of organic matter
01:09:15.620in the skull of somebody that you don't see and you know they're at some distance from you
01:09:21.000none of that matters to you the electrical impulses firing in the stranger's head just don't matter
01:09:28.920and if you think that like like their thoughts are like right on you that their thoughts are getting
01:09:36.860in you and it's it's like an infection like oh the shame the embarrassment it's it's like in my body
01:09:43.680like I can feel it just remember the only place it's happening is in the electrical signals
01:09:51.120somewhere else you you could just ignore it and it's not easy to do but if you think of it in
01:09:59.500those terms as just something happening in another person's head it's easier so that's a reframe so
01:10:06.040reframe it from something that's like attacking your body there's just something that's happening at a
01:10:11.180distance it's not even touching you there's no physical connection
01:10:14.400so um you'll find that that's a useful reframe that ladies and gentlemen is all I had to talk
01:10:24.300about another terrific show one of the best ever no no the best ever best ever and uh I'd like to
01:10:32.440think that I made all your worlds a little bit better today uh I'm gonna get serious about writing
01:10:37.160a book about how to reframe things because I there just are so many examples where this is good
01:10:41.460um one example with the simulators a comment one example with the simulation it's the stupidest thing