Episode 1618 Scott Adams: It's Time To Tell You The Real Story About Hypnosis and The News
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 7 minutes
Words per Minute
147.02002
Summary
Scott Adams talks about the worst husband in the world, Supreme Court Justice Breyer, and why you should be thankful your wife isn t barefoot after a 12 hour day at the hospital, and what you should do when you see your wife shoveling your driveway.
Transcript
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Um, um, good morning everybody and welcome to the best thing that'll ever happen to you in your entire life.
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It's called Coffee with Scott Adams. It's famous around the world.
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And if you'd like to enjoy this, what will be, and I promise you this, the most entertaining one of all time.
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Because it turns out that the news is serving up delights today.
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Sometimes the news serves up crud, but not today. It's all candy and dessert and delicious beverages.
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Speaking of delicious beverages, how would you like to take it up a notch?
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And all you need is a cup or mug or a glass of tank or chelsea, sign the canteen jar of glass,
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a vessel of any kind, fill it with your favorite liquid, I like, coffee.
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It's the dopamine hit of the day. It's the thing that makes everything better.
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Well, I would like to start with a story that I have titled,
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Now, if you've seen this tweet, I have to tell you that I was cry laughing
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to the point where I was choking on my own spittle,
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and I had about 15 minutes of lost productivity after I saw this tweet.
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You won't be able to see it well, but I'll walk you through it.
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So the tweeter is John Reyes, seems to be a husband.
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Even after a 12-hour night shift at the hospital last night,
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my wife still has the energy to shovel the driveway.
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And then he shows the picture of his wife shoveling the driveway,
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which apparently he has taken from the warmth of his home.
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Now, do I need to add any commentary to this story?
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Is there anything that I could add to this that could possibly make this better?
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But can I give you a little bit of marital advice?
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If you see your wife come home from a 12-hour shift during the pandemic,
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and then you see, and then you look out the window,
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Don't be reaching for the phone with the camera.
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This should be maybe third or fourth on the list of things to go for.
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Because if you're not putting on your fucking boots,
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you've got some explaining to do in a few minutes.
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for those of you who have been married for a while.
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and you looked out and you saw your wife start to shovel the driveway
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We know that our Supreme Court has been saying some dumb things,
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but the dumb things that we heard of were from Democrats.
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they all had some really bad statements about the pandemic,
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as if they had never been informed correctly about anything.
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But apparently Gorsuch has at least a questionable statement
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And you don't know the answer to your questions right there.
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or if I'm adding something that you don't need.
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and I'll give you the further context in a minute,
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So, something that's in the range of a hundred or a thousand
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how many people die of the regular seasonal flu?
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if he said it was killing hundreds of thousands,
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Because the real number is like 30,000 to 50,000.
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And if he thought it was only maybe hundreds of people,
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Now, we don't know if Gorsuch was thinking this, right?
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My guess is that he thought it was hundreds of thousands.
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It was about mandatory vaccines in the workplace.
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It could be that Gorsuch was the smartest person in the room,
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Because there aren't many people who know what I just told you.
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That the regular flu numbers are based on estimates,
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What experts do is they look at how many people died in August,
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and they compare it to how many people died in December.
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Now, don't you think there are other reasons people die in the winter?
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versus anything else that could kill you in the winter.
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Let me ask you this as a multiple choice, okay?
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so that it'll be easy when you answer just A, B, or C, okay?
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only hundreds or maybe a few thousand people die
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and then C was he's the smartest guy in the room,
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So, unfortunately, we cannot save Justice Gorsuch.
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no, this is not something we recognize as real.
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and what does it mean to be in a mass formation psychosis
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A clinical psychologist with lots of experience.
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Let's say a Harvard, Harvard clinical psychologist.
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Would you trust them to give you the right answer on this
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So, I have 40 years experience with hypnosis and persuasion,
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against a Harvard-trained clinical psychologist.
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Well, let's take one little point of disagreement
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Psychology professor at Binghamton University in New York.
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So, here's somebody you should know about psychology.
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literally become hypnotized and can be led anywhere
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So, the myth is that you can just make anybody do anything.
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that it's a myth that hypnosis can make you just do anything.
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Somebody mentioned that there was a stage show,
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So, if you could hypnotize somebody to put a gun to somebody's head
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does that prove that you can make somebody do anything?
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Or it didn't have real bullets, one or the other.
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I hope it wasn't a real gun with no bullets in it.
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You can hypnotize somebody and they will pull the trigger.
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Because stage hypnosis is part hypnosis and part magic trick.
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So, just keep in mind that they're putting on a show.
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to see if you could get somebody to pull the trigger
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number one, can't you tell it's not a real gun?
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Because I assume it's not a real gun without bullets.
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Number two, you know that nobody's going to have you
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Nobody has ever tested whether somebody would shoot a real gun.
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that would have nothing to do with being hypnotized.
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So I just told you that you can't make somebody
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you can literally get them to believe anything.
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Patty Hearst was literally kidnapped by armed people,
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because as soon as you bring up anything Hitler,