Episode 1619 Scott Adams: Lots of Weird and Interesting Stories Today. Let's Have Some Fun
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1 hour and 2 minutes
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Summary
In this episode of Coffee with Scott Adams, host Scott Adams talks about a story about a goldfish that can actually drive itself, and why Greg Gottfeld thinks Brian Stelter thinks he's fat. Plus, a call-in question from the Washington Post about a comment made about the greatest critic in the country.
Transcript
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Bam. Wow. Today is going to be the best day of your whole two days.
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Yesterday wasn't so good. Today will be awesome.
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And you made it to the best thing that ever happened.
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And all you need to enjoy this to the maximum extent,
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And if you want it all, all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass,
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a tank or a gel, a canteen, a jug, a flask, a vessel of any kind.
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It's called the simultaneous sip, and it's going to happen now.
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an Israeli team of scientists trained a goldfish to drive.
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Now, the way they did that was they built little wheels that would go on the bottom of the goldfish's fishbowl.
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And they had various LIDAR and detection technology so that they could look at the fish
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and they could determine which way the fish was heading.
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And then they would just make the fish's little car that was a fishbowl with wheels drive in the direction the fish seemed to be heading.
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This is real, by the way, I'm being asked on locals, is this real?
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I'm not as sure what that comment means, but it's funny.
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Are you saying that he should have a little tank so he can drive around?
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Anyway, I, for one, would like this product because I always like it when my dog wants to play
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and she'll come find me somewhere in my office.
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You know, the dog will come in like, rart, rart, rart.
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But if my fish wants some attention, how am I even going to know?
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Well, but if my fish could sort of drive its little tank into my office
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and just sort of look at me with its big fish eyes,
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I didn't know if you thought that Gottfeld should have one of those little cars
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I wasn't sure which way you were going with that.
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Speaking of Gottfeld, there's a Washington Post major feature story on him.
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So if you watch either The Five or Gottfeld on Fox,
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you know that Greg Gottfeld often makes fun of Brian Stelter on CNN
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and often makes fun of his, let's say, his fitness, shall we say.
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And although I don't like to do body shaming, it's in the news, so I'm going to talk about it.
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So I was reading the Washington Post piece, and it's very complimentary, I have to say.
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So imagine, if you will, Gottfeld, who is associated with Fox News,
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and they do a major feature piece on him in the Washington Post,
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which would be associated with sort of the other team.
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And still, the nature of the story was he's a huge success,
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and he's just killing it in the ratings and all that.
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The person writing the story called Brian Stelter for a comment.
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Brian Stelter got a comment from the Washington Post, or a call from the Washington Post,
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asking him to comment on the story in which his greatest critic is a huge success
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with two shows, one of the biggest powers in all of news and opinion
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what did Stelter think about the fact that Gottfeld thinks he's fat?
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How would you like to be the one on the struggling network
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and could you comment about the fact that he makes fun of you for being fat?
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Yesterday I tweeted for some help to help me buy pants.
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and some will get some stain you can't get out of it for some reason.
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Next thing you know, you're down to one pair of pants.
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Well, I've been down to one pair of pants for about,
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And the reason that I don't buy another pair of pants
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where I have the most impossible shopping problem.
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they're not really going to be made for somebody my age
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and most of them were, let's say, less than useful.
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Shouldn't the one who wants to sell me the pants
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it's acting the way you would think it would. So
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can't see might be right. They might not be. But
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money on it, I'd say it was made in the lab. If I
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So the explanation is, they're not fake racists
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somebody who's not a racist, who also does exactly
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marched at, Charlottesville. How about that? You
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know that totally organic and totally credible,
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March, in which there was nothing suspicious about
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people who pretend to look more like racists than
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people pretending to be racists. And sure enough, it
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allegation is they were pretending to be racists
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and actually were. But they were like putting on
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I don't buy any of this. So I've never believed that the
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Charlottesville thing was reported correctly. I don't
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know what's missing, but if I had to guess, it would be an
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another country. And there's the complete lack of
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reporting after the event, like people talking to the
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members who were there, like complete, the news has
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participants. Think of all the stories you've heard about
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the January 6 participants. Look at all the energy that
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went into finding those participants on January 6. None
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of that happened, as far as I know, because it wasn't in the
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news anyway. I don't think any of that happened for
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Charlottesville. Why? Because I think a number of the
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people at Charlottesville were maybe acting. Now, if they
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were part of the Patriot Front, they were acting, but were
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also racists. So there's something deeply sketchy about
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all of this. Because I've met people who are this racist,
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racist, and they can't pull this off. You know what I mean?
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You know, there are all forms of racism. But the one you see,
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you know, the sort of, I don't know, the baseline racism that
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everybody has, just the normal stuff, those people could often be
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highly educated and just have abhorrent views, or sometimes not,
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depending on your point of view. But I don't know if you could get
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this many racists to act this well. And then you look at their
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written, their written stuff. And even their written stuff looks a
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little too well written. You know what I mean? So, yeah, it looks
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like we may be going from one false flag to another. Now, I don't
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know that all the participants are false. I would imagine that there
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are people who are behind the participants, either funding it or
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encouraging it or controlling just the leaders or something like
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that. But there's definitely something going on with these, these
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things, because they just don't look real. They just do not look real.
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And my favorite story of the day was the Penn, the college Penn. They
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had a trans swimmer, a woman who lost to Yale's trans swimmer.
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Now, does anybody remember one of my predictions early on when we were
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talking about all the trans stuff? I said that if a team starts winning
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with a trans athlete, that every, every serious team is going to get a
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trans athlete because they want to win too. So you may see, you may
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see for a while anyway, I don't know that this will last. You might see this
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weird situation where winning is more important, you know, in the short
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term, where you actually see recruiting. Do you think that there's any
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college that's actively recruiting trans athletes because they think it'll
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give them an advantage? I'll bet there is. I'll bet somewhere there's a
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college who is actively looking for trans athletes because they know they
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have a better chance of winning. Why wouldn't they? You know, it may, I'm
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not saying that Penn did this or Yale did this. I have no, no reason to
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believe that. But somebody's going to do this. And when somebody does, they're
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just going to win everything. And then what are the other schools do? Do you
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think that you would compete, you would continue competing and losing when you
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put a lot of money into your school program and it meant a lot and stuff, but
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you're just getting your ass kicked by all the other schools because they have
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trans athletes? I think you have to get one. Don't you? You're almost going to
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have to, have to compete. So I say again, as I've said often, the whole trans
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thing is, um, it's a diversion from what our real problems are. We have two problems
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that I've said are huge problems forever before the trans were even involved in it.
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Number one, our bathrooms are all designed wrong without the proper amount of
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privacy. So that's number one. Our bathrooms are all designed wrong. There should be a way
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everybody who has, you know, got the shy bladder or they're trans or anything else, whatever
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you got going on. Ideally, you should be able to have a private bathroom that doesn't bother
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anybody else. Secondly, sports are broken. You should only be competing with people who
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are the same level of talent, no matter what. And if you can't fix that, don't complain about
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the trans. The trans just highlighted the fact that the way we organize sports was never right
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in the first place. We shouldn't be giving scholarships for sports. Like if we, if it
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were not a tradition to do that and somebody came up with the idea, you wouldn't be in favor
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of it. Let's say there had never been any school sports and somebody said, let's, let's start
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a school sport and the best ones will get free scholarships. And you'd be there thinking,
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what? Well, I don't play that sport. Are you telling me you're going to introduce a new
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thing that only people who are not me can maybe get a scholarship? How about giving me a scholarship
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for what I'm good at? How about, how about something about academics or, or being on the
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school paper? How about that? Like what, why are we all getting excited about some small
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group of people who have a talent that I don't have? I don't think that you could introduce
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school sports. If you knew what they were, like if you could describe them as we see them
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in 2022, and then you could go back in time where they never existed and said, this is what
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we want to get to. So here's my idea. We're going to introduce sports. And then if everything
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works out, we'll be exactly what we see in 2022. Nobody would approve of that. We only drift
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it into this weird situation. And then the trans thing just, just uncovered the fact that
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we have a poorly constructed system. That's all it was. Blaming the trans for a bad system
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doesn't seem fair to me. Now, I also had this conversation the other day.
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One of the reasons, and maybe the biggest reason that I'm super pro-trans is that I imagine
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how I would have felt, I'll just make it personal. How would I have felt if I was a person born in the
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30s? I don't know, pick your, pick your year in the past. And somebody said, I think black people
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should be able to play baseball. Like, and I'm something like racist from the 30s or something.
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Like, how would I feel about that? Well, I think that was a bad idea, probably, because I would be a
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product of my time. Product of my time. And I'd be like, I hate that. And how would I feel if I were
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similarly sometime in the past and somebody said, women want the right to vote? And I'd be some old
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timey, you know, sexist. I'd be like, what? Women voting? That's crazy talk. Next thing you know,
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everything will be woke. No, I wouldn't have said that. But, but when I hear people talking about
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trans, to me, it sounds the same. I don't know if it is the same, because I'm, I'm the guy who tells
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you don't use analogies to make decisions. But I'm very concerned that I don't want to be that guy in
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the 20s. You know what I mean? So a little bit is about myself. It's not even about the topic.
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It's about who you want to be when you grow up. And I don't want to be the one who ever looks back
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and says, God, I felt, I used to be, like, really had a bad feeling about trans people.
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But now I realize it's just, it's like everything else. Like, you know, it's like gay, black women
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voting. You just get used to stuff. And then you realize it was never a problem in the first place.
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Right? So I feel as though we're X number of years away from trans not being a conversation
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at all. And I just want to get, I want to get ahead of it. I don't want to be the guy
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who figured it out later. That's all. Now, somebody says it's wishy-washy. I don't think
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that was very wishy-washy. That was, that was pretty direct, I think. Somebody says a pushover.
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Wait, hold on. Oh, I see your problem. I see your problem. You're saying that, uh, I'm not saying
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we should give trans everything they're asking for. Did that sound like what you heard?
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God, no. I don't say give anybody everything they're asking for. I don't say, you know,
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just because you're gay, you get what you're asking for, or you're black, or you're a woman
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or something. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that I necessarily agree that they should be
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on the women's team. I'm not saying that I necessarily agree they should have the same,
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you know, restroom privileges. I just say it's a problem. I wish we could fix it.
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But don't assume the problem is the trans. The problem might be the system.
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But I agree with you that if there's anything about how we navigate, you know, who can do what,
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if any of it's inconvenient for you or your family, complain. I would. There's nothing that says
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trans got to get what they want. Like, I'm not making that argument at all.
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Right? Everybody's got to fight for what they get. Our system is about power. It's not about
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what's fair. So if they accumulate enough power to get what they want, then they'll get it. And if
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they don't, they won't. But I'm not arguing they should get what they want. Everybody has to fight
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for what they want. That's not my job. Dr. Malone's name is on the patents. That is correct.
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As are lots of people who didn't have much to do with them. Typically with patents, there are people
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whose names are on them that did not have a lot to do with them. That's an ordinary situation. But
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at least one of those names probably did have a lot to do with them. You just can't tell by looking at
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the patent. All right. Oh, that's interesting. Somebody was talking about moving into trans
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humans. Yeah, you know, when we become part machine and part people, the trans argument is
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just going to seem silly. Like it'll feel like just so trivial because we'll be half robot.
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Anyway, that's all I got for today. I'm sure this is the best show you've ever seen and ever will
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see. And John Abramson podcast with Rogan. I haven't seen that now. But I will talk to you YouTubers