Episode 1643 Scott Adams: All of the News is Extra Hilarious and Positive Today. Come Join Me
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1 hour and 2 minutes
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Summary
A special salute to the Freedom Convoy, a group of truckers in Canada, who joined me in a simultaneous sip of coffee to honor the truckers. And a story about a hacker who took down North Korea's internet.
Transcript
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And do you know what we're going to be talking about today?
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It's going to involve truckers, zuckers, suckers, possibly tucker, and maybe a few cuckers.
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And today, and only today, we're going to do a special simultaneous salute to one of
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the people on this list, the truckers, who would like to join me in a simultaneous sip
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specifically for the Freedom Convoy, the truckers in Canada, who I understand, sometimes some
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And so, if you happen to be in your truck right now, and you're listening in, this
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is a big thank you for those of us watching Coffee with Scott Adams this morning.
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And if you'd like to join in in saluting the truckers, all you need is a cover mug or a
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glass, a tanker, jealous, and a canteen jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind.
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And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, and a salute
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Now, we'll talk about them in a moment, a little bit more.
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There are so many stories, and they're so delicious today.
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Whatever you're doing right now, even if you're taking a shower, Erica, Erica, whatever you're
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doing, these stories are going to entertain you.
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So, I don't know, but it's starting to look like the Biden administration played Russia
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It's starting to look like we're going to call their bluff, and it's looking like it's
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Now, it's too early to tell, and everybody will tell you, but Putin, he's got tricks up
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But I haven't heard of what he could do that would make any sense, have you?
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So, it could be that Biden actually, by just calling his bluff, it might be exactly the right
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I still think the better play would be to reframe our whole situation, because it just
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doesn't make sense to be at war with Russia in any way.
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Well, here's my possibly favorite story of the day, although there are a lot of good ones
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Apparently, North Korea hacked a hacker in the United States.
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It looks like they were trying to get a hold of some of the hacking tools that the hacker
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But the hacker in the United States was a little bit better at this stuff than the North Korean
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And not only did they not get anything of value, but they really pissed him off.
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And so, I'd like to read to you what the article in Wired said, because it's just written
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But responsibility for North Korea's ongoing internet outages doesn't lie with the U.S.
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Cyber Command or any other state-sponsored hacking agency.
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In fact, it was the work of one American man in a t-shirt, pajama pants, and slippers, sitting
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in his living room night after night, watching alien movies and eating spicy corn snacks, and
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periodically walking over to his home office to check on the progress of the programs he
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was running to disrupt the internet of an entire country.
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But wait, this is just because the writing is so good, from Wired.
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Just over a year ago, an independent hacker who goes by the handle P4X was himself hacked
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P4X was just one victim of a hacking campaign that targeted Western security researchers, with
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the apparent aim of stealing their hacking tools and details about software vulnerabilities.
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He says he managed to prevent those hackers from swiping anything of value, but he nonetheless
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felt deeply unnerved by state-sponsored hackers targeting him personally and by the lack of any
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So he just decided to take down their government, or at least their internet.
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So, one of the themes today is when you think one person can't make a difference.
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Apparently, one person always makes a difference.
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There's probably nothing that ever didn't start with one person.
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You know, even the Wright brothers, they probably didn't have the airplane idea simultaneously,
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But I think one of them said, hey, bro, I got an idea.
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So, I guess we shouldn't be too afraid of North Korea if their internet can be crashed by one
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So, right down the road from me, literally bicycle distance from me, a team at the National
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Ignition Facility at Lawrence Livermore National Labs.
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Now, skipping the technical description of the breakthrough that I wouldn't understand
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Apparently, other people say, quote, the results are a big deal.
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So, people who do know what they're talking about say that, as I've been telling you now
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for a number of years, further confirmation that we're past the scientific phase and we're
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And the engineering phase is the phase that can't be stopped.
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The scientific phase could be stopped if there's something you need to discover that's
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You know, maybe it's just not there or you can't find it.
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But once you get the engineering stage, that's sort of a virtuous, slippery slope, meaning
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It looks like there's nothing that would stop us from A-B testing our way to fusion.
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Five years, 10 years, 20 years, not five, but it looks like we're going to have some good
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Of course, we're going to talk about CNN's head, Jeff Zucker.
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But apparently, he resigned because he did not to soon enough, he says, reveal his developing
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relationship with a person in the CNN executive area named Alison Golust.
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Now, it has to be pointed out that you can't spell Alison Golust without all and lust.
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Now, he says he's only leaving because these two divorced people who were adults had a consenting
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relationship in which they both had sufficient power and a 20-year relationship.
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So, it doesn't look like anything bad happened in terms of what anybody would care about.
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Everybody would agree, whether you love or hate Zucker, that he's really smart.
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And he was a sort of a boy wonder and did a lot of things early.
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He managed to time his own scandal, if you could even call it that, it's so small, after
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all of these CNN scandals that were so much worse.
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So, when you hear, oh, no, Jeff Zucker has some kind of sex-related scandal, what is it?
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You know, it wasn't like a power indifference of any, you know, meaning.
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Now, apparently, he was going to leave at the end of the year anyway.
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So, everything was looking like he probably wanted to get out of there as soon as possible.
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So, I think he seized on an opportunity to get out early when, I'll bet you, I'll bet you, he didn't want to be there.
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Because when you've already quit, or you know you're going to be gone at the end of the year, how much fun is it to work for those months when you've already quit?
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What could be a smoother move than finding out a way to leave in scandal?
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I'm leaving in scandal because of my relationship with a consulting adult of similar power.
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And then, because he quits, he also cuts off the ability, or really the incentive, to ask more questions.
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Do you think that he wants to answer more questions about this situation?
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Because some of those answers might not be, maybe, exactly favorable to him, or to somebody else, right?
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So, he gets out of having to ask any questions.
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He gets out what his scandal, if you could even call it that.
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But, because of the context of all the worst accusations, it looks like he's the best person at the UNN.
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Wow, you're like the purest person in the whole network there.
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And I think that this is, he used a diversion narrative.
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So, I think by connecting it to, you know, these sexual improprieties, he's created a diversion that is clearly trying to take us away from whatever it is he doesn't want us to ask about.
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You know, for somebody who was in a situation, and, you know, he was in a situation, right?
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So, he knew it was going to come out, and it was going to be a story.
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This is really well handled from a public relations timing, everything else.
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It makes it look like he just fell on his sword, and he just got everything he wanted, including a woman, apparently.
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Now, the most surprising things about this story were I just learned that Jeff Zucker and Brian Stelter are two different people.
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I just thought it was sort of a Superman situation where Brian Stelter would be, you know, you wouldn't know him, mild-mannered, but then he would put on those wire room glasses, and then he would be Jeff Zucker.
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But it turns out they're just two completely different people.
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I believe the back story is they met at a thumb convention of some sort.
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You know, this is the news that has to be said.
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Well, speaking of nuclear stuff, forget about fusion, which is probably going to happen, too.
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But the European Union just went ahead and reframed, I like to use that word, they reframed nuclear energy as well as natural gas as maybe green energy.
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How many times have I, and, you know, lots of you as well, it's just something everybody in this audience has probably said a million times,
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that it's the greenest of the green energy, and, you know, as Michael Schellenberger often points out,
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one of the reasons that we haven't contributed as much to greenhouse gases is because of natural gas use.
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So, it is perfectly sensible that the European Union will press ahead with it.
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It doesn't mean it's going to get approved, right?
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But the fact that this is even being proposed by the European Union shows that there's a, you know, big shift in mindset.
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And this is one of the very few times you see the extreme right or just maybe the entire right and the entire left converging on the same solution.
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But I think everybody's going to, and didn't I tell you, and other people told you, right?
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But it was inevitable we were going to get here.
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The easiest kind of persuasion is when it's going to happen anyway.
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It's really hard to take something that wasn't going to happen and then just make it happen.
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That takes a lot of skill, a lot of work, a lot of energy.
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But sometimes things are going to happen on their own and you just give it a, you know, give it a little fake because or a little push.
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And at this point, that simple reframing, just think how important it is to reframe things.
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That if this proposal becomes reality, the European Union will have reframed nuclear and natural gas as green solutions.
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I mean, that sounds like an exaggeration, but it isn't.
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Because if you make energy less expensive and more ubiquitous, even if you didn't care about the climate,
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just having, you know, more inexpensive energy makes literally everything better.
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And this energy is green and green enough, in the case of gas, that it's just all good.
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Well, here's the most interesting news of the day.
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I want to tell you that what I'm going to talk about is all true, because it would be so, so interesting.
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But we're going to have to wait to see what the evidence is, right?
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So I'm going to say, get your popcorn, because this could either be really, really good, or it could be El Capone safe.
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This is either going to be really, really big, or nothing.
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And it's a Dinesh D'Souza movie coming out called 2,000 Mules.
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Mules being a description of couriers or humans who take things, usually illicit, you know, illegal stuff from one place to another.
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And the claim on the teaser or the trailer for the Mules movie, the 2,000 Mules movie, is that, now this is the claim.
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Now, I'm not going to tell you this is true, because I don't want to be cancelled by social media for something I don't know about, right?
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I'm just going to tell you this is the claim in the trailer.
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That they have a cell phone, I think it's cell phone or cell phone tracking, right?
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And they have video to show that there are these 2,000 humans who delivered a large number of ballots to a large number of the same boxes
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in exactly the places where the numbers looked a little sketchy, you know, the places that mattered.
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Now, if this is true, it's like the story of the decade.
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It would be bigger than just about anything that's ever been big.
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So I guess the only thing I can say about it at this point is use your judgment.
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But somebody says it's an old story, but I don't believe that anything with evidence.
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I mean, if it was speculation, maybe that's old.
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Yeah, if it's an old rumor, that doesn't count.
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It's the evidence that makes the movie or doesn't.
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All right, so I'm not promoting it or not promoting it.
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And if Dinesh D'Souza does not back up this claim, he'd have a lot to answer for.
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So I think given how much he has at stake, I hope for his sake, he's going to deliver.
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I saw an interesting tweet by Mike Cernovich, which is sort of an overuse of an adjective
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because everything that he tweets is interesting.
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He sort of has that gift that just everything's interesting that he does.
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You know, Cernovich was saying that he thinks luck is an actual thing and that Trump has it.
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And I just wanted to add to that that luck seems to happen to people who discover they can author the simulation.
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I feel as though there are some people who just have the feeling that they can make stuff happen.
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And there's something about that feeling or that intention, I don't want to call it a belief,
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that seems to make the universe give you what you want.
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Now, it could be just a subjective, you know, selective memory kind of thing.
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It just has that feel that some people are writing the simulation.
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Speaking of Trump's luck, how lucky is it that he followed, that Biden followed Trump?
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is Biden's administration immigration policy better or worse than Trump's?
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Now, wouldn't you say, is it fair to say, that Trump's immigration policies not only got him elected,
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but also the most controversial and the thing that everyone pointed to
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that had some connection to every racist accusation about it.
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So, I think you'd say it's sort of the biggest issue in the Trump era.
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And 52% of the respondents said that Biden administration is doing worse
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at the very thing that they were trying to fix.
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But how many people say that Biden is doing better at handling immigration?
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28% think the hordes of people coming across the border
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Well, here's my final comment about Whoopi Goldberg,
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So, this will look like a comment about Whoopi.
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I'm just going to characterize the whole Whoopi situation.
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Now, that's not perfect, because humans are not perfect, right?
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But there is something that I would call a perfect human,
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So, a perfect human is one that makes a mistake,
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and how she handled the references to the Holocaust.
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She did a little research, said she'd look into it further,
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She apologized, recognized out loud and in public,
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recognized the damage or, you know, the hurt it may have caused.
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Literally a role model of how to be a perfect human.
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That was a role model of how to be a perfect human.
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that analogies have been substituted for logic quite often.
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And when you see it, now you recognize it, right?
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but it's actually not what we're talking about.
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And here's what the meme that she tweeted said.
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Now, this is what I call meme logic, all right?
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so if all these cops weren't needed for crime that day,
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You know, you add up the people who were on vacation
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Of course, there was a perfectly good explanation
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At the same time, there were plenty of people there.
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What do COVID and the Holocaust have in common?
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I will not say anything insensitive about the Holocaust.
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What do COVID and the Holocaust have in common?
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even though the official number is 6 million dead.
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even though the official number is 6 million dead.
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It looks to me like the number of cases of COVID
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it might take them a little while to actually die.
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or at least there are not enough new people getting it,
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that in three weeks we're going to see new deaths
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He got his picture taken with Magic Johnson, too,
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which is really bad for your political record, apparently.
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Don't get your picture taken with Magic Johnson.
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There's something transparently absurd about it.
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I feel as if that ridiculous thing came with a wink.
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But I feel that even if it's a subconscious wink,
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partially because of these leaders without masks.
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and there's some problem for the school itself.
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Meanwhile, I had my faith restored in our youth
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Even if they're not physically locked in a room,