Episode 1646 Scott Adams: Fake News, Fake Statistics, Fake Data, and Real Delicious Coffee. Come and Get Some
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1 hour and 5 minutes
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150.73828
Summary
A new video shows Capitol rioters making graphic threats against former Vice President Mike Pence and other members of Congress, and the people around them laugh about it. And then I did something that not everybody's going to do. I actually clicked on the video to see what they were saying.
Transcript
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the best darn thing that ever happened to you.
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And I don't know how life could get any better, but it just happened.
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You happen to be watching Coffee with Scott Adams.
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Think of all the poor people around the world, not necessarily monetarily poor,
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but spiritually and philosophically poor, entertainment deprived.
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Those are the people who are not here with us today, and if I may say so,
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and I don't like to speak ill of other people, especially when they're not in the room,
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but the people who are not watching this, they're not as smart and not as sexy as you are.
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I'm just saying. I don't have science to back that up.
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But anecdotally, every one of you looks smarter and better looking
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Well, we'll talk about statistics and things that are just as exciting as that,
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but after, a thing called the simultaneous sip.
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And all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or a gel,
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a canteen jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind.
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And do you know how hard it is to read your comments at the same time I'm talking?
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the connect the dots that's happening on my head is just a dermatology thing.
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If anybody ever deserved to get beaten up, it's probably me.
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According to at least a third of my, a third of the people who follow me on Twitter.
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Technical difficulty of the worst possible kind.
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But I, unlike other people, have a backup plan.
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How many of you have noticed that I can do a segment just about every day of the week
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that begins with, let me tell you about the fake news on CNN?
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And I think most of you would agree that when I explain why I say it's fake news,
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Now, what are the odds that you could just do that every day?
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Well, so there's a new video that was released by, I guess, the January 6th committee.
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And it shows some of the Capitol rioters, as they call them in CNN, making what they call
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graphic threats against former Vice President Mike Pence and other lawmakers.
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So it shows rioters, plural, making graphic threats.
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So I'm thinking, wow, how many of them were there?
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And then I did something that not everybody's going to do.
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I actually clicked on the video to see these people saying the terrible things.
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And then the person who made a joke about it and laughed.
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So it was more like, it was less like a compilation of people making graphic threats than it was
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about one guy taking a selfie and saying some hyperbolic things about, you know, what they
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The guy behind him laughs and says, yeah, off with their head, ha, ha, ha, clearly joking.
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They weren't just like, you know, coincidentally in the same place.
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It looked like they were part of the same little group.
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His friend literally laughed about, yeah, off with their heads.
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In a group of people that would say whatever number you want to put on it,
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I'll just pick a number without any backing, but I'm guessing 98% of the people there were
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literally just concerned about the quality of the election and were patriots.
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Were the 98% going to let the 2% drag Mike Pence into the courtyard and behead him or hang him
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or something? Like, to imagine that this specific crowd of people, literally the most patriotic,
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were going to hang Mike Pence, who had been like the loyal number two.
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He just had like a technical, legal, constitutional disagreement about what his powers were,
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that 98% of the MAGA people were just going to hang him.
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Now, I don't want to minimize the fact that there were probably bad characters in the crowd,
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but aren't there bad characters in every crowd this size?
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I mean, how could you put this many Americans in any place and not have a murderer, a pedophile,
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If you took 100 Americans randomly selected and just put them anywhere to protest about anything,
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how many of them would just be so disreputable they were only there to loot
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It would be every crowd of American people would have a few.
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So this is the diversity we celebrate, which I actually do.
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In a weird way, I love the fact that there's every kind of person.
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Yeah, I don't think you'd want it in a different way.
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Because if you thought about it, like imagine everybody was sort of the same,
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I mean, life would be very uninteresting unless everybody was just all over the place,
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Unfortunately, some of them are doing illegal things.
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Apparently, there's some evidence, I don't know how solid this is,
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it might be more anecdotal, that the defund the police movement is causing higher gun ownership
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because people are realizing, and also more vigilantism,
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but higher gun ownership because people realize they have to arm themselves
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So if you're in the most dangerous place, and you know that the police have been defunded,
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defunding the police is sort of a small government move, isn't it?
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That, you know, not if they're going to use the money for some other stuff,
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But if the only thing they're saying, because mostly they don't have an alternative, right?
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Even the people who say defund are not saying, I know the alternative.
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It's more like, let's experiment, or there must be one.
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But I would say defund the government is a small government thing,
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and doing something that actively encourages greater firearm ownership of private citizens,
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And I was thinking, what could you do if you were a Republican candidate,
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and you just wanted an interesting, persuasive messaging, right?
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What would be just a good, persuasive messaging thing if you're a Republican?
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And I think we'll see how that tweet's doing a little later.
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And I said, a big difference between Democrats and Republicans
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is that Republicans only want you to own firearms if you choose to do so,
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Republicans don't want that many guns in the hands of the public.
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Republicans actually are the ones who would want fewer guns in the hands of the public
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Because this is a case of basically people getting illegal firearms,
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there's probably a whole bunch of illegal firearms people are buying,
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and for the wrong reasons, to go be vigilantes.
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I think you could have fun with this if you were a Republican candidate.
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that you and the Democrats are competing on guns,
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but the Republicans only want you to have one if you want it.
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I'm running for whatever office in some high-crime area.
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We want people to be able to own a firearm if they want one.
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But you'd have to depend on this somewhat anecdotal stuff
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about people arming themselves and becoming vigilantes
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of which the interesting part is not the story.
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So Chris Wallace famously left Fox News to go to CNN.
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And he got reportedly $8 to $10 million a year compensation to do that.
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But I don't think he's put anything on the air yet.
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And so the story is more like a schadenfreude sort of a story
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We're happy that Chris Wallace is unhappy, I guess.
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about Chris Wallace's politics or his performance.
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somebody changed jobs and didn't like it, maybe.
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because we don't really know what he's thinking.
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You know, and his father lived forever too, right?
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So, what does that say about either a good lifestyle?
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You know, I say the same thing about Joe Biden.
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And I would argue it's one of the biggest problems
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Because you don't have to be an expert in statistics
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before it's going to be dropped for obvious reasons.
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I mean, who wants to have that conversation with me?
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that's not somebody who's going to put his mask on
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Anybody who thinks I don't like attention enough
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it does look like there's something fishy going on.
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I wouldn't say there's any direct evidence of that.
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So don't take any speculation beyond speculation.
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but that might also be me thinking too much myself.
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But if he wants to make a point about free speech,
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And optionally, you know, again, I'm not going to...
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that I suggest that Joe Rogan do in his own domain.
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both of his videos sort of explaining his situation,