Episode 1697 Scott Adams: Ruble, Aliens, Hole in One, Hunter, Carbon Removal, Slapstick, Peace Deal
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Summary
You can do two things at the same time, and you can do it your own way. It's not a myth, it can be done, and it's a thing that we should all try to do. Today, we're going to combine two of the most awesome things in the world, and combine them in a way you've never heard before.
Transcript
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turned off my computer before I printed my notes for today,
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and what would normally be the highlight of your life
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of watching me try to print while talking at the same time.
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Not many people can print and talk at the same time,
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I hope your printers are working as well as mine,
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that when you hear that beautiful sound of it working correctly,
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and probably the audio will work almost every time.
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This is the thing that you want more than anything,
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but you also want it to happen in its proper order,
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How would you like to participate in the simultaneous step?
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now that your day has gone from the depths of incompetence
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to the height of mastering what we call the simulation,
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Today, we're going to take a page out of George Costanza's book.
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We're going to combine two of the most awesome things in the world.
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We're going to be skill stacking the simultaneous sip.
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We're not only going to be sipping your favorite beverage,
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that's what George Costanza taught us in Seinfeld,
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Uh, apparently, uh, Ukraine is offering some kind of a, uh, uh, land for peace deal.
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So it looks like maybe the peace deal in Ukraine will be Russia keeps, you know,
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their land bridge, and they keep the east of Ukraine,
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and maybe, maybe the rest of Ukraine stays Ukraine.
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But I saw a, uh, provocative tweet by somebody named, uh, Inna Sofsson,
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maybe you should give up Crimea and Donbass in exchange for peace,
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you would be willing to give up if Putin started bombing your cities.
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could you name any part of your country you'd be willing to give up?
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but, uh, that would depend a lot on Putin not Googling it.
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and then Putin would be, well, that sounds good.
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and the only thing we had to give Putin was Detroit,
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um, I'd throw in San Francisco just as a sweetener.
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I mean, he doesn't even have to ask for that one.
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And he'd be like, well, you're a bad negotiator.
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I've just agreed to take Detroit in return for stopping the war.
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And I'd say, yes, but I was going to offer San Francisco.
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You know, if we could just reopen the negotiations just for a minute,
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Rhode Island, we could give him some of the small stuff.
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about how the CIA and the mainstream media are rewriting history.
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And he's talking about the Hunter Biden laptop story.
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And, you know, the media just made that story go away.
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So that was a gigantic story that the media just made go away.
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to rig the election, or at least to influence it.
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And then, but then the interesting thing happens was,
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the story about the story going away goes away.
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Now here's something you need to understand about persuasion.
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The things that you remember are the only things you act on.
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So you're going to act on your strongest memory.
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and then they can make the story about the story
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But honestly, the people who take it recreationally
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that the United States will dominate technology