Real Coffee with Scott Adams - March 30, 2022


Episode 1698 Scott Adams: How to Fix All The Fake News, Trump Is Being Trump Again, And More Fun


Episode Stats

Length

59 minutes

Words per Minute

148.12416

Word Count

8,769

Sentence Count

610

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

16


Summary

Coffee with Scott Adams is the best thing that's ever happened to me, and I think it probably belongs in the top 3 of the top 10 of all the best things that have ever happened. Today, join me for the unparalleled pleasure of the day, the thing that makes everything better, and it will be sipped around the world now.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Good morning, everybody, and welcome, yes, once again, to the best thing that's ever happened.
00:00:09.900 It's called Coffee with Scott Adams. Now, I don't know if you've noticed, the regular viewers,
00:00:17.240 that if I tell you you're going to have a good day, it will make it more likely. Why? Because
00:00:25.700 reality is subjective. You might have exactly the same amount of problems, but if you come here
00:00:32.100 every day and I tell you it's going to be great, it'll be a little bit greater, as far as you can
00:00:37.880 tell, and that's all that matters. Now, how would you like to take this experiment up a notch?
00:00:44.800 It's called the simultaneous SIP, and there is plenty of science to suggest indirectly that it
00:00:53.280 might make your day better, but I guarantee it. And all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass of
00:00:58.240 tanker gel, a canteen, a drink, a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid.
00:01:05.580 I like coffee. Now, join me for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine of the day, the thing
00:01:10.480 that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous SIP, and it will be sipped around
00:01:16.560 the world now. Go. Exactly. I see in the comments, if I may read this comment, it's the best thing
00:01:27.800 that's ever happened to me. A lot of people would put it in the top ten, but I think it
00:01:35.520 probably belongs in the top three. I will allow that the birth of your children, possibly your
00:01:43.120 wedding day, if things went well. Could be better days, maybe, maybe, if those things
00:01:48.500 went perfectly. I would say the bad version of all those things is still worse than the
00:01:54.220 good version of coffee with Scott Adams. But the best, I'll give you, I'll give you that
00:01:59.440 the best version of those things would have a little bit of an edge. Well, here's an update.
00:02:05.640 Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. It's a fake news update. Do you remember,
00:02:10.120 do you remember the story about the guy who wanted to vote back in 2020? He wanted to
00:02:17.620 vote, but he could not find any way to get a government ID. Here's an update on that
00:02:22.580 story. He still doesn't exist. Still doesn't exist. Okay. All right, next item. How would
00:02:34.040 you like me to fix fake news? I mean, actually do it, like right here. I'm going to perform
00:02:41.420 a magic trick. Are you ready? I'm going to describe an app, or maybe it's a process. It doesn't
00:02:52.380 have to, it doesn't have to be an app. It could be something that gets the same thing done.
00:02:57.580 And it goes like this. Number one, how much do you dislike commercials on your television?
00:03:08.860 I think you don't like them at all. Wouldn't you wish that if you were watching live TV,
00:03:14.900 where you can't fast forward, that you could have something entertain you during the commercials,
00:03:19.880 commercials? And yet, here's the key. And yet, have the thing that entertains you during the commercials
00:03:26.800 be on the same topic or within the same field as the show you were just watching? And so I submit to
00:03:36.340 you what I call News Buddies. What it is, it's a live stream, could be on an app, but it could be
00:03:46.200 just live stream, that is at the same time as the live network broadcast or cable broadcast of CNN,
00:03:56.280 Fox News, MSNBC. And so if you're watching any of those shows, you can have a call up on your other
00:04:05.600 device. So let's say you're watching the news on your television, because you're a certain age,
00:04:10.440 you watch a television. And you call up on your phone a little person, a real person, who at exactly
00:04:18.280 the same time, for you and other people watching the same show, will be your little news buddy.
00:04:25.280 It'll be like a little avatar that just sits there on your phone and is completely silent, mostly,
00:04:30.600 during the actual broadcast. The moment the broadcast moves to a commercial,
00:04:35.520 you can silence your TV and then have the little news buddy say, you know, that story you just
00:04:44.640 watched, that's kind of fake news, because it's a little bit out of context. Here's what they left
00:04:50.960 out. And what would you rather do? Would you rather listen to the commercial? Would you? Would you
00:04:59.560 rather listen to the commercial? Or would you rather listen to somebody tell you what was wrong with
00:05:04.560 what you just watched? Which is more entertaining? Because that's all that matters, right? Now let's
00:05:11.120 say it's free. Could be. Could easily be free. Because if you put it on, let's say, on YouTube,
00:05:20.720 you could have the, maybe the commercials run, I don't know if you, could you do this? Make the
00:05:26.020 commercials run on your buddy app at a different time as the ones on the TV, so that you never get
00:05:33.160 commercials at the same time. I think you could do that. But you could do it on an app if you build
00:05:38.120 it yourself. And so therefore, you wouldn't have to listen to the commercial, maybe it's just running
00:05:43.560 in video, doesn't even have any sound, while the news buddy is talking. And now, let's say that you
00:05:52.440 don't like one of the news buddies, because it looks like that's another propaganda. You pick another one.
00:05:58.940 And other people can judge the other news buddies and pick one you like. So there should be somebody
00:06:05.400 who, and by the way, there wouldn't be any copyright problem, because the news buddy would not be
00:06:11.000 showing the stream. You would have to have your own separate stream for CNN or whatever it is you're
00:06:16.520 watching. Now, you have the news buddy doing a little fact checking while the live news is on.
00:06:22.540 And then the news buddy could even, hold on, it gets better, send you links to the fact checks.
00:06:30.960 Huh? Huh? In real time. In real time. So your little news buddy, you know, as soon as it goes to
00:06:38.580 commercial, it says, you know what they said about climate change? Well, some people say that that's
00:06:44.140 not true. Here's a link. You'd be like, seriously? I totally believe that. There's a link that says the
00:06:49.720 opposite thing. Now, how many senior citizens, how many senior citizens could handle, you know,
00:06:58.020 having a news buddy on the phone plus the TV on? Okay, over a certain age, I'll give you that it
00:07:04.060 would decline in usability. But it's also over the certain age that they're not as active in anything.
00:07:11.740 So you tell me that people in their 50s and 60s can't handle opening an app on the phone. I say,
00:07:21.340 no, of course they can. So the people that you're really trying to reach, even the older segment,
00:07:26.300 can absolutely turn on a simultaneous app. That's not even hard. So here's something that
00:07:35.960 I would like to give you as a general concept. If I had told you before you'd ever heard of
00:07:44.080 something called a jury trial, that I was going to design this justice system where 12 of your
00:07:51.460 peers would be selected and then vetted by lawyers, and we'd have all this checks and balances and the
00:07:57.000 judge, but ultimately there'd be 12 people would decide if you go to jail or not. How many of you
00:08:02.740 would have thought that would work? Seriously. Be honest with yourself. If the jury system had
00:08:10.160 never existed and somebody described it to you and said, I got this great idea, would you think
00:08:15.580 that was going to work? Really? I don't know. Some of you, maybe. Maybe better than the alternatives.
00:08:23.220 What about the Supreme Court? You know, think of all your problems with the Supreme Court,
00:08:28.680 all the complaints you have. If somebody had described the Supreme Court before anybody knew
00:08:35.300 it ever existed, it was just a whole new idea. Would you have heard that and said, yeah, I think
00:08:41.120 that's going to last at least 200 years. People will find that very credible. I don't know. Maybe.
00:08:48.660 Maybe you would have thought it was better than the other ideas. So, you know, that'd be good enough.
00:08:53.340 But I'm not sure that we're so smart that we know that we can't engineer systems to at least make us
00:09:01.500 satisfied that we've done the best job we can. So, when I was talking the other day about could you
00:09:06.900 have a Supreme Court of fact-checking, how many of you said, oh, you can't do that because then the
00:09:13.920 fact-checkers would just be, you know, bought off by somebody. And then you think of all the reasons
00:09:19.180 why it doesn't work. I get that. Every one of the reasons why you offer that that wouldn't work,
00:09:26.500 if you designed it incorrectly, yeah, you're right. It wouldn't work. But don't underestimate
00:09:35.160 the ingenuity of the public to design something that does work, even if we get it wrong, you know,
00:09:41.260 19 out of 20 times. If you just keep chugging along, you're going to get something that works.
00:09:46.420 So, when I talk about this news buddy app, the only thing I'm trying to transmit is that
00:09:56.240 you'd be surprised how many thorny, impossible-seeming problems could be solved if you just chug along
00:10:05.200 and try enough things. It doesn't mean this will be the solution, to have a little news buddy,
00:10:09.860 because, you know, the obvious thing is they become corrupted, blah, blah, blah. But we do have a
00:10:15.500 history of solving problems that, I would say, are like this-ish, in the sense that you can't
00:10:22.500 imagine how you could get the bias and the criminality out of it. But we seem to largely
00:10:29.300 be able to fix those things. It just takes a while. So, I don't know if the news buddy's
00:10:33.920 the way, but something cool could probably fix the fake news. I don't think what's going to fix it
00:10:41.260 is competing platforms. That's my best guess. Do you? Do you think that the fake news will
00:10:48.700 ever be fixed by somebody coming up with a competing platform that's, oh, that's all the
00:10:54.380 good news, so we'll watch that one instead? Doesn't feel like it, right? And so, since we've
00:11:00.560 tried that, in effect, should we not try something else? Right? Somebody cleverly is saying, so,
00:11:13.080 when did you create this news buddy app? It would have been smarter to develop the app before giving
00:11:18.800 you the idea, but I feel like it's more about the concept of designing systems that work. It's not
00:11:26.140 even about the app. And I don't have that much interest in that kind of an app. But it was a
00:11:31.260 good question, yes. It was a good question. All right. One of the coolest things about being me,
00:11:40.160 if I could be all about me for a moment, and why wouldn't I be, is that every now and then I'll wake
00:11:46.520 up and just something cool will happen that's just so cool you can barely contain yourself. And you
00:11:52.400 didn't know it was coming. It was just, hey, that's cool. I was curious about something related
00:11:58.340 to a story I'm going to talk about later. And in order to talk about that other story, about an
00:12:04.140 author being cancelled, I wanted to Google myself and see if, you know, what's the highest rated thing
00:12:10.760 about me to see if it was negative or positive, and to compare it to this other story. And I discovered
00:12:17.440 that something like three days ago there was a story that the Dilbert comic is going to be featured
00:12:22.540 in a, or already is, in a Rick and Morty episode. And I guess they go to an alternative universe or
00:12:31.600 something. And they go into an alternative universe where there's a Dilbert world and the desks are
00:12:41.300 eating the people or something. And here's what's weird. So this was four days ago, actually, this was
00:12:48.200 published. How in the world did I not know about this for four days? How in the world could there be a
00:12:57.960 Rick and Morty episode all about Dilbert? And it took four days for me to figure that out? And I had to find it
00:13:04.220 myself. Nobody mentioned that to me? None of you? Nobody? Really? Seriously? There's not one of you?
00:13:14.840 There's not one of you who already knew that and thought to mention it? Come on. I rely on you to
00:13:21.200 tell me the obvious stuff. Four days and I didn't know that. Now, call my agent. I don't have an agent
00:13:29.040 for that kind of stuff. I have an agent for my books, but not a general agent. So here's what
00:13:35.780 I'd like to say. Rick and Morty is just about the best thing on television. And being featured in
00:13:46.380 that, even if they mock it, I haven't seen it. So I don't know if they treat it like a cultural icon
00:13:53.280 or they treat it mockingly. Either way is fine with me because I'm such a fan of the show.
00:14:02.100 Somebody says my audience doesn't watch Rick and Morty. What's wrong with you? You should.
00:14:09.760 Yeah, I would say it's my favorite animated show of all time. Could I say that? Yeah, I think I
00:14:18.940 could say that. I think it's my favorite animated show of all time, including my own.
00:14:27.560 Well, finally, the Biden administration and Congress has passed an anti-lynching bill.
00:14:35.680 And I'm hoping this will maybe stop the tide, this rising problem of lynching, which I don't
00:14:43.900 believe has happened in a long time. I don't know anybody who's opposed to a bill against lynching.
00:14:50.640 You could argue that the states already did it. But I don't mind that the government,
00:14:56.880 you know, the federal government makes it official, if you could say that. You know, I would say maybe
00:15:02.680 it wasn't the most important thing we're working on. So if it was easy, you know, it didn't cost
00:15:08.760 anything. Okay. I mean, I feel like it was unnecessary work. So I'm not sure I would have
00:15:16.240 done it. Solves the problem that doesn't really exist. But as a messaging thing, sure, I agree
00:15:22.880 with the message. So if it didn't cost too much, I'm not going to hate it. But I wonder, was
00:15:29.860 anyone on the other side of that argument? Like, I mean, anybody who took the other side of this
00:15:37.880 argument was really not playing this right. Because, you know, and I understand you might
00:15:46.500 say something like, oh, we already have laws, why waste our time? I get that. But don't
00:15:52.680 say it. Don't say it. I understand if you think it. But how in the world could this be
00:16:00.420 politically smart to be the one who gets singled out for being against it? It's such an obvious
00:16:06.940 trap. Here's how I would have played it. If I were in Congress, just so I don't get caught in
00:16:15.200 this, you're against the anti-lynching bill? I would have been more for it than anybody.
00:16:21.980 I would have been for digging up people who had been for it just to kill them again. I mean,
00:16:29.820 I would have been so for it that if they ever talked to me, I'd say, are you kidding? I'm like
00:16:34.400 the number one person in favor of this. Which would make sense, because I have identified
00:16:38.720 as black for a while. But I noticed a trend. And can you tell me if this is bias or is this real?
00:16:49.440 Okay? This is just something I observe, so there's no science to it. There's no data to it. Just
00:16:55.240 sort of my observation. Does it seem to you that Democrats are tough on crime when the crime isn't
00:17:02.300 one that's actually happening? Am I wrong about that? I mean, we've got the lynching. They're
00:17:09.320 tough on lynching, which thankfully is basically not happening. If it ever does happen, yeah,
00:17:17.500 I mean, we should go as hard on whoever does such a horrible thing as we can. But it's interesting
00:17:23.060 that they would pick that as where they'd be tough on crime. Do you remember when the Democrats
00:17:28.320 thought Russia collusion was real? Well, they were pretty tough on that, weren't they? They were tough
00:17:34.860 on that crime that, oh, wait a minute, that didn't exist. Yeah, so they're tough on that crime that
00:17:40.260 doesn't exist. They're also tough on a lot of crimes of people thinking things wrong. So if you're
00:17:46.960 thinking things wrong, they're really tough on that. I feel as if Democrats are not really
00:17:53.500 understanding the whole tough on crime concept and where to apply it and when not to apply
00:17:59.740 it. Is it just me? I don't know. It feels like a trend or a pattern. Maybe just my imagination.
00:18:12.460 Apparently, the number of workers in the workplace, which is exactly where the workers should be.
00:18:17.580 If you see a worker not in the workplace, send them back. They belong in the workplace.
00:18:24.060 Even at lunch, we'll have no goofing off. All right, apparently there are more people using drugs
00:18:30.780 in the workplace. But I was surprised that they say it's risen to 4.6% of a bunch of people who
00:18:39.020 were randomly tested. And I thought to myself, only 4.6%? What workplace could you go into
00:18:47.180 and find only 4.6% are on drugs? And I thought, oh, oh, just certain drugs. Just certain drugs.
00:18:59.660 If you tested all the people who were on the drug that would affect their performance,
00:19:05.500 how many would that be? Well, that would be all of them. It's just some of them are legal.
00:19:10.620 Some of them are prescribed. It's coffee. It's booze. But I would guess that 75% of the workforce
00:19:20.300 is consciously changing their brain chemistry through drugs, one way or the other. I mean,
00:19:27.820 maybe it's only on the weekend. Yeah. Maybe it's sugar. Anyway.
00:19:33.260 Okay. Joel Pollack has an article in Breitbart in which he's talking about the reparations efforts
00:19:42.620 in California. And he points out, and I never thought of this before, that California had never
00:19:48.380 been a slave state. So I live in a state, California, there have never been slaves here. It's always been
00:19:55.580 a free state. But we're talking about, and there's some kind of committee, to come up with a plan for
00:20:03.980 reparations or to see if it's practical. And they spent quite a bit of time so far, and here's what
00:20:11.340 they came up with. It's just a preliminary beginning decision to throw other black people under the bus.
00:20:19.660 So progress so far by a committee that apparently is largely black to decide that only people who can
00:20:32.300 prove they were descended from slavery in America would be eligible for the reparations. So the very
00:20:39.340 first thing that a largely black committee did was find a new way to divide people at this time.
00:20:50.060 This time dividing black people in America.
00:20:54.220 And in so doing, they came up with a new standard in which you'd have to be able to demonstrate you
00:20:59.100 were descended from slaves if any reparations were ever approved. So it's all very preliminary.
00:21:05.980 To which I ask the obvious question. Is it not discriminatory to ask black Americans to have
00:21:15.420 identification for some government process? Because we know that voting, it would be discriminatory to
00:21:23.180 require a government ID. But yet the Committee on Reparations believes that the same public that
00:21:33.100 would find it a burden, or at least some of them, would find it a burden to get government ID,
00:21:39.180 would be able to plow through and prove through what, I don't know, DNA, or maybe
00:21:44.700 a search of the public records that they had descended from actual slaves in America.
00:21:52.700 I'm not sure this Committee is moving the ball forward, if you know what I mean.
00:21:57.420 I think they came up with a standard that is so provocative that they've reduced the chances
00:22:04.380 of reparations. Am I wrong? I think they just reduced the chance that this could ever happen.
00:22:10.300 Let me tell you what you would have done if you wanted to increase the chance.
00:22:16.060 Just find something that Republicans like, too. That's it. Just find something Republicans like.
00:22:23.180 For example, about something that would improve education options for everybody who's low income,
00:22:31.500 which would be very beneficial for the black American community, because they find themselves
00:22:39.180 in the deepest hole, especially with the education system. So if you say, let's fix the education
00:22:44.700 options, you know, maybe add choice, whatever, for everybody, then the Republicans can say,
00:22:50.860 wait, did you say for everybody? And then they say, yeah. And then somebody says, but you know,
00:22:56.140 this will disproportionately help the black public, because they're in a deeper hole. And the Republicans
00:23:02.220 say, we don't freaking care, as long as it's applied evenly. Right? Right?
00:23:08.860 Nobody's going to complain, if it's applied to everybody evenly, that it has an outcome that's a
00:23:15.500 little biased. That's everything Republicans want. So if it were hard to do it, I'd say don't try.
00:23:23.740 But given that it would be the easiest thing in the world to do, just come up with a plan that
00:23:28.620 the Republicans like. Vote. Done. Bring the country together. Fix the biggest source of systemic racism,
00:23:37.900 which is the unequal education system. But if you fix the unequal education system, granted,
00:23:45.740 there's a whole lifetime of people, you know, who aren't going to get that benefit. Or they could
00:23:51.260 maybe do something with training and adult education as well. Maybe.
00:23:55.100 Maybe. But if you did something that people liked, well, maybe you'd get something.
00:24:01.100 That's all I'd like to suggest.
00:24:02.940 How about this?
00:24:11.500 Is it possible for Trump not to be Trump for a minute? Don't we all think that we could be
00:24:19.660 Trump better than Trump? Now here's the problem. For some things, it feels like we could. But there
00:24:27.740 are a whole bunch of things you know you couldn't. You know, when you saw his letter,
00:24:33.580 talking about his hole in one that he got. And, you know, even people who are not fans had to admit
00:24:39.900 it was well written. It was just hilarious and on point. And it was just sort of perfect. It was
00:24:45.820 self-mocking without being too self-mocking. It just had everything. So as an entertainment and a piece
00:24:51.820 of writing, it was just brilliant, in my opinion. But then he does this. But then he does this.
00:24:58.860 He's so hard to unambiguously like. All right? So I'm a fan, of course. And I liked him personally
00:25:07.180 when I met him. So I liked the family. They were all very nice to me. So I have only positive feelings
00:25:12.380 about them personally. But he's in an interview with, I guess, just the news, John Solomon. And
00:25:23.100 Trump called on Russian President Vladimir Putin to release any damaging information he has about
00:25:29.900 the Biden family. Come on. Come on.
00:25:46.700 He's up. So Trump is up something like, I don't know, seven points against whoever runs against him,
00:25:53.980 if he were to run as president again. You know, he has this pretty much commanding lead and
00:25:59.420 situation. The only thing he could do wrong is say something that could be spun as him siding with
00:26:05.740 Russia. It's the only thing he could do wrong. And he knows exactly what he's doing. He doesn't fly
00:26:12.140 close to the sun by accident. If this looked like an accident to you, you haven't been paying attention.
00:26:22.140 This was no accident. This was someone saying, watch this.
00:26:30.780 Watch this. I feel like that's all it was.
00:26:34.620 I feel like he just said whatever is the most provocative thing he could say that would force
00:26:40.860 people to demand an apology or clarification, which would not be forthcoming.
00:26:49.820 So, you know, when you see this sort of thing juxtaposed with his statement about his hole-in-one,
00:26:58.380 the hole-in-one statement should give you a tip-off of when he's tongue-in-cheek. But it won't,
00:27:06.140 it's the people who want to interpret as entirely, you know, entirely serious. They're just going to do
00:27:12.620 that. So to me, I wouldn't have done it. I wouldn't have done it. But would I have been president of the
00:27:23.740 United States? No. No, probably not. So whatever he does keeps working in some ways. And then we're
00:27:32.540 all geniuses when something doesn't work. We're like, oh, we saw that coming. Why didn't he?
00:27:37.580 Well, I don't know why, you know, we're all confused a little bit about why things keep working. They
00:27:43.260 shouldn't work. But he seems to know how to harness energy. In this case, he created energy under
00:27:49.820 nothing. And then the energy will come, you know, directed back at him. And then because he's an energy
00:27:56.140 monster, he'll redirect the energy to his advantage. So first he creates the energy,
00:28:02.700 then he hands the energy to his enemies. They throw the energy at him. Hey, hey, hey, look what
00:28:09.500 you said. And he says, oh, I got more energy back than I gave you. I gave you like 10 pounds of energy,
00:28:16.220 and you gave me back a thousand pounds. Thank you. Thank you. Redirect.
00:28:20.220 Watching him do this in real time is just such a lesson on managing the public and everything else,
00:28:29.180 I guess. Well, even the friendly news sources, the friendly to the Democrat news sources,
00:28:37.580 are noting that Biden's gaffes are becoming a little bit harder to explain. A little bit harder to explain.
00:28:45.180 But now, and now they've resorted to the ridiculous. This is another, Joel Pollack also said this in a
00:28:55.260 tweet. By the way, if you're not following Joel Pollack on Twitter, you should be. Don't wait for me to
00:29:05.020 talk about it. But anyway, when the White House defended Biden talking about, you know, Putin should not be in
00:29:13.660 charge. And it sounded like he wanted him removed. But then he got walked back. And now they're saying
00:29:20.940 that Biden was speaking in his personal capacity. And as Joel points out, there's no such thing as a
00:29:28.300 president's personal capacity. What? What? You know, maybe in some weird philosophical way,
00:29:38.380 but not in a real way. If you are the president of the United States and you give an opinion about what should
00:29:45.660 happen in foreign affairs, it's not your personal opinion, even if it is your personal opinion.
00:29:52.460 It doesn't even mean anything when you're the actual president. So, and it's funny that it takes somebody to
00:29:59.660 actually say that before you say, oh yeah, there's not really a difference. All right,
00:30:06.780 apparently Chris Rock is selling tons of tickets to his stand-up show. So he's coming out way ahead.
00:30:15.980 So now we have the weird situation where, unless this was fake news, and I worry that it was,
00:30:21.980 because I saw somebody else say that he didn't make any statement about it. But I saw a statement that
00:30:26.380 Chris Rock said, in which he apologized. That happened, or was that fake news? Did I get taken by fake news?
00:30:34.460 I think he apologized, right? Somebody says it's fake. Oh, really? Oh, it was a fake.
00:30:46.940 Oh, wow. Huh. Okay. The fake news was very good. It was a well-written fake.
00:30:57.020 So, but at least, at least I could smell it a little bit, enough to ask the question.
00:31:04.780 All right. Wow. Okay. Anyway, Chris Rock is coming out ahead, because he's selling a lot of tickets,
00:31:11.740 and I think people appreciated that he didn't get violent, and he didn't freak out, and he went on with the show,
00:31:17.340 and, you know, and even if you think he shouldn't have said what he said,
00:31:21.660 you're not really going to come on down too hard on a comedian being a comedian. Especially,
00:31:28.220 I think there was evidence he didn't know about the alopecia, which is perfectly believable.
00:31:34.940 So, no, it wasn't a staged little flap, I'm sure of that. So, Chris Rock comes out ahead. How about
00:31:42.860 Jada Pinkett Smith? Did she come out ahead? I'd say yes. Because do you think the women hate it when men
00:31:51.020 defend them like that? No, they don't hate it. Nope. Nope. They might say they do, but they don't hate it.
00:31:59.820 And I'd be surprised if she hates it. So I think she came out ahead, you know, on an interpersonal level.
00:32:05.900 How about did she come out ahead in any other way? I would say yes. Because she's very,
00:32:16.380 she's been classy about not commenting about, except I think she did one meme she posted about
00:32:23.740 being here for the healing or something. So basically, just no comment except one positive
00:32:29.100 one about healing, I guess. Good. I think she also brought the message about what Propecia is,
00:32:35.020 and more importantly, more importantly, how, how emotionally disturbing it is for the person with
00:32:45.260 it. It would be real easy for you to say, well, of all the problems, that's not the big one. And by
00:32:51.340 the way, she's rich and beautiful. And didn't she shave her head because she wanted to anyway? I don't
00:32:57.340 think so. I think probably it was always alopecia. Just a guess. But, you know, I think she came out ahead.
00:33:03.900 Am I wrong? I think she looks good. I think a message that she'd like you to understand,
00:33:11.580 which is people suffering from this probably have more of a suffering than you would imagine.
00:33:17.020 I think she looks good. How about Will Smith? He got an Oscar. He got a standing ovation.
00:33:24.700 He apologized. Now, that's not fake, right? That Will Smith apologized for the hit? I think he did.
00:33:33.820 And I feel as if it won't affect his movies. I don't think so. I feel like everybody came out ahead.
00:33:45.100 The Academy Award got better ratings. The media got clicks. I had something to talk about. You were
00:33:52.220 entertained. Is this the weirdest situation in the world? Literally everybody came out ahead.
00:33:58.060 I'm not wrong about that. I mean, you know, Chris Rock suffered one slap and then sold four times as
00:34:07.660 many tickets and got rich. And he's more relevant than he's ever been. And I don't know. It looks like
00:34:16.460 he came out ahead. Some people say they lost respect for Will Smith. But here's the thing with
00:34:22.460 celebrity. It matters more that you made people like you than you made people dislike you.
00:34:30.140 Because the people who were sort of willing to dislike him, in other words, they were, you know,
00:34:36.140 probably lukewarm on him in the first place, they weren't going to buy his tickets and go to his movies.
00:34:41.340 The people who already liked him probably like him a little bit more and more likely to buy a ticket.
00:34:46.940 If I had to bet, I don't know it'll hurt his box office appeal at all. I don't think it will.
00:34:54.060 You might lose some, but then gain some. Hard to say. Well, Putin has apparently refocused his army on
00:35:03.740 the east. And people say, is this a change in strategy or a sign he is losing? What do you think?
00:35:11.100 Why is Putin refocusing away from capturing Kiev and focusing on the east where he's already
00:35:18.300 got control? So he's going to consolidate control. Why would he do that? Is it because he's losing?
00:35:25.580 Or is it just good strategy? And it was his plan all along? Well, I would guess that whatever his
00:35:33.900 plan all along was, it got some modifications. But it might be that they can just ignore a cave
00:35:40.940 until everything else is settled and then go back. Or maybe they don't want to keep incurring losses
00:35:48.700 around Kiev, if that's where there are the most losses. So maybe he's just cutting his losses during
00:35:53.980 the time he's negotiating. So it doesn't look like he's losing anything. It looks like he's winning.
00:35:59.580 We don't know, basically. That's the bottom line. But I'll tell you what the big problem here is.
00:36:05.180 In order to make peace, doesn't one side need to think it's losing? There might be exceptions to
00:36:13.020 that. But generally speaking, you don't really get peace until one side thinks it is losing or will
00:36:19.180 lose, right? And the problem is, they both think they're winning. So Putin, I think he can make a very
00:36:25.980 strong case that he's winning or will win, even though it will cost a lot. I think he can make the case
00:36:33.100 he's winning. And I think that Ukraine is already making the case through their propaganda that
00:36:38.860 they're winning. So Ukraine can't say, hey, we're totally winning this thing, but we'll give you lots
00:36:45.660 of things for peace. So Ukraine has to make an offer in the peace deal that reflects their propaganda.
00:36:53.820 And so they did. Their propaganda says we're totally winning this thing. And so they made an offer that
00:36:59.820 you wouldn't have made unless you thought you were going to win the thing. And of course,
00:37:03.660 Putin thinks he's winning. So he's not going to accept an offer that suggests the other side's
00:37:08.300 winning. That's not going to happen. So how could you possibly have peace? The only way you can have
00:37:15.420 peace is somebody has got to lose or be in the direction to lose or looks like it's going to happen
00:37:20.620 any moment. Now, I heard a term that I had not heard before, which is, what is it called? It's about
00:37:32.540 when an army is getting ready to collapse. Oh, a culminating point. So this is Michael Ryan,
00:37:39.900 a former Deputy Assistant Secretary of Defense for European and NATO policy. So he thinks, he speculates,
00:37:47.100 and I don't think this is a widespread opinion yet, but he speculates that the Russian army might be
00:37:53.580 reaching a culminating point. Now, as I understand it, the idiot explanation of that is you have enough
00:38:03.820 food until you don't. And you have enough ammunition until you don't. And the don't part can happen
00:38:12.220 suddenly, and then everything falls apart, right? Because if you're looking at how much ammunition
00:38:19.500 you have, and it's just enough to escape, it's not enough to attack, what the hell are you going to do?
00:38:25.560 If you don't know there's more coming, all you have is this much ammunition, and you think, well, I could
00:38:31.140 probably do it to cover my escape, but I don't think it's going to help me attack anything, and it doesn't look like
00:38:36.760 it's going to change. You would instantly go from offense to defense, right? Same with food. If you have
00:38:44.340 food, you keep fighting. If it's the first day they tell you there's no food, you say, wait a minute, did I
00:38:51.220 hear that right? Today's a no food day? When does the food come back? And they're like, well, we don't know.
00:38:58.460 They keep attacking our food trucks. It's a culminating point, I think, if I'm interpreting right.
00:39:05.060 So the Russian army, at least in pockets, might be approaching a complete disintegration point.
00:39:16.000 But if it happens, it would happen quickly. Somebody says the Viet Cong ate rat meat. Yeah, it's hard to
00:39:22.920 completely understand what people will do to survive, so I suppose they would just start, you know, raping the
00:39:31.440 Ukrainian countryside. But even that would be the army falling apart, because even to rape and pillage,
00:39:38.320 they'd probably disperse. So what do you think? If you had to guess, is any significant part of the
00:39:47.560 Russian military force near a culmination point? Well, I'm guessing no. If near means in the next
00:39:58.380 month, I'd say no. And if it takes longer than that, then Russia will just find new ways to get
00:40:05.140 supplies, I suppose. So it looks like there's something about this situation where everybody
00:40:11.860 can resupply. But if you can't resupply quickly or well, maybe you can keep limping along to do a
00:40:18.360 peace deal without without getting your reaching your culmination point. So here's a story I read in one
00:40:25.040 publication. I forget which one. I think it was a British publication. That one of the reasons that Ukraine is
00:40:34.320 doing such a good job is of defense is drones, but not the big ones, not not the kind that come from Turkey and
00:40:44.220 look like a big rocket. I'm talking about the little ones that you might have at home. So apparently there
00:40:50.320 was some effort in Ukraine that was fairly advanced to sort of self-organize all the people who knew
00:40:57.740 about drones, military or non-military, didn't matter. And they formed some kind of a quasi-drone
00:41:04.600 air force of small drones. And, you know, they were cobbled together in various ways and different
00:41:11.980 models. And part of the story said they were having trouble getting parts because of, you know, things
00:41:20.140 are banned in certain countries, to which I thought that doesn't make sense because NATO would just give
00:41:25.020 them the parts. I mean, if it's a military thing, I can't imagine that those that those restrictions
00:41:32.820 would, you know, be permanent. If we wanted to arm Ukraine, we could certainly get them some hobby
00:41:39.640 drone parts, I think. But the story goes that that little unit with the well-trained people that were
00:41:49.040 part of it would go out on some kind of four-wheeled vehicles at night. They'd have their night
00:41:54.740 vision small drones spotting stuff, and they would blow up the most strategic things. So they'd blow
00:42:02.200 up whoever's in front. And then once they slowed things down, they'd look to pick off, you know,
00:42:08.920 colonels and, you know, officers and, I don't know, supply trucks and stuff, that sort of thing. So if you
00:42:16.380 can pick and choose, after you slow them down, you basically can just stop a whole convoy. And it looks
00:42:23.220 like, to some extent, maybe they did. Now remember, every story that comes out of this region
00:42:29.460 has to be suspect. It's all propaganda, fog of war. But it's what I was expecting to hear.
00:42:38.680 So remember, I'll tell you this too many times, you'll be sick of it. I think I was the only person
00:42:43.560 I know of. There had to be more. But only what I heard saying that the Ukrainians would be unusually
00:42:50.420 effective because of new technology that we had not seen employed before. This is that. Now, if
00:42:58.020 this is true, and that's a big if, this would be a clear case of smaller drones being deployed in a
00:43:06.080 way that had never been used this effectively before. Yes, small drones have been used for a long
00:43:12.000 time, but not like this. So it's more about the way they're using it and effectively building a drone
00:43:19.380 air force attack unit to, you know, strategically attack things. Now, here's the thing that I found
00:43:27.020 fascinating. You wondered how the small drones could get through because, of course, Russia would
00:43:35.560 have jamming stuff to be able to jam the signal, right? But apparently, the strategy is they wait for
00:43:41.160 the Russians to launch their own drones. Because apparently, you can't really have a convoy in
00:43:46.960 2022 without your own drones. And you would kill your own drones if you sent out some kind of
00:43:54.700 suppressing signal. So the Ukrainians would wait for the suppressing signal to be turned off, which means
00:44:01.440 the Russians are launching their own drones, which means you can launch your drones. So they've got this
00:44:07.020 whole, you know, drone, electronic, you know, battle going on that is, and I'll say again, I don't know if
00:44:17.660 we're really reading the actual tactics of a thing happening or is total bullshit. It could be like the
00:44:24.540 ghost of Kiev and all the rest. It could be complete bullshit. But it sure sounds right. Sounds good.
00:44:32.620 All right. Ukraine allegedly, and here's another maybe bullshit fake news story, allegedly fired
00:44:43.560 some artillery into Russian territory. And at least one report, and I don't think any of this is
00:44:49.620 confirmed or even reliable. It may have been like a weapons depot or ammunition depot or something like
00:44:56.440 that. But here's my question. Why is Ukraine waiting so long to attack Russia? Who made the rule
00:45:06.340 that only Russia can attack inside Ukraine, but Ukraine's military, which must have some
00:45:12.860 some capability? Why can't they attack Russia? I've never really understood that. Is it because
00:45:20.880 Putin will get mad? I mean, he acts like he's kind of mad right now, a little bit. Somebody says no
00:45:29.700 ability, but that seems so unlikely. Are you telling me that they can't even get a terrorist attack into
00:45:35.240 Moscow? Not recommending it. Not recommending it. I don't recommend violence. But I'm wondering about
00:45:41.880 the strategy. Because if the problem is that the Russian citizens are not getting the message of
00:45:48.920 what's happening over there, how do you send the message? That's how I'd send it. If I were an
00:45:55.240 unscrupulous leader and didn't care about casualties, I would start blowing stuff up in Moscow any way I
00:46:03.120 could through individual agents. You know, because I got to be honest, you don't have to blow up things
00:46:11.380 like the Twin Towers with spectacular attacks. I'm pretty sure, and I don't want to get into
00:46:18.880 details and you shouldn't either, but with no exaggeration whatsoever, I'm pretty sure I could
00:46:25.620 take out in a city by myself. Am I wrong? It wouldn't be that hard, I don't think. I think I actually
00:46:38.200 could. Now, I'm not going to tell you how I would do it. It wouldn't be straightforward, but
00:46:44.540 yeah. I mean, yeah, it's doable, right? I don't want to give you ideas, but all I want you to do,
00:46:57.780 those of you who say it can't be done, just look at the comments from the people saying yes.
00:47:03.440 The people saying yes have already figured out how to do it. The people saying no, it's just that
00:47:10.280 you haven't figured out how to do it. And I've never understood why the Islamic, you know, the
00:47:17.020 terrorists who are the extremists, I've never understood why they only do attacks one way,
00:47:24.260 because it's so limiting, when they could just take out a whole city pretty easily. Nobody does it,
00:47:28.880 I don't know why. All right, well, don't get your ideas from me, but I don't understand why Ukraine
00:47:35.160 isn't doing it. There must be some strategy behind that. And here's some Disney fake news.
00:47:45.200 I've been ignoring this whole Florida don't say gay bill, because it's not really don't say gay.
00:47:51.280 So I guess the bill in Florida that schools will not be allowed to teach anything about sexuality to
00:47:59.960 kids below a certain age, is that true? Did I summarize that correctly? Because I'm not really
00:48:06.440 following the story, but that's basically it. Okay, people saying yes to that. And that seems fairly
00:48:12.980 reasonable, right? I can see how most parents would say, no, leave that to us, you know, at least up to a
00:48:19.000 certain age. You know, if you're teaching a 14-year-old about birth control, then you have
00:48:28.280 my attention, right? That maybe you can make the argument, and I'm not going to make an argument
00:48:32.860 pro or con here, I don't want to get into it, but you can make the argument that the school would be
00:48:37.100 a good way to capture that, because parents don't do a good job at it. You know, you can make an
00:48:42.320 argument. But it's hard to make an argument that the parents shouldn't be solely in control of the
00:48:48.680 earliest impressions for something of that importance. But here's what I'd like to say.
00:48:56.960 The opponents of that have turned it into a don't say gay meme, basically. So they're
00:49:05.780 characterizing the don't teach our kids anything about sexuality. They're characterizing that as,
00:49:11.720 oh, you're not allowed to say gay, which of course is total misrepresentation. But as a
00:49:19.640 misrepresentation, it's really good. So persuasion-wise, really good. I mean, let's just look at this.
00:49:29.020 First of all, it's got a say and gay in it. What happens when you put a rhyme in something?
00:49:34.880 If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit. We've talked about this many times. If it's fast and sticky
00:49:42.020 and it rhymes, in California, they had a thing about putting on your seatbelt, and it was a click
00:49:49.780 it or tick it. Click it or tick it. These are all good. So yes, don't say gay looks like professional
00:49:57.920 work to me. It could be accidental and then it caught on. Could be. But it looks professional
00:50:05.960 because it's got technique built into it. A little bit more than you normally see from something that
00:50:12.240 occurs naturally. So I'd say somebody who's got some skills came up with that, and I'd say that it
00:50:17.560 probably works. Now, there was a video I saw on Twitter in which a Disney public, a Disney official
00:50:28.780 of some kind, was saying that they're striving to make 50% of the characters in Disney content
00:50:34.400 to be either LGBTQIA, and I don't even know what the IA is anymore, and racial minorities.
00:50:43.760 So between the two categories, they'd like 50% of their characters. And of course, people
00:50:52.180 were outraged. People were outraged. Because they said, you're so woke. Why, Disney? Why
00:51:00.700 must you force, you know, 50% of your people in your movies to be racial minorities and LGBTQIA?
00:51:10.520 Why? Well, all for a reason. It could be that that's exactly what the country is.
00:51:18.380 Could it be that what Disney said is, yeah, we want our movies to reflect roughly what the country
00:51:24.100 is, which is that. That's what the country is. Here are the actual numbers. 58% of the country
00:51:33.440 is white. So remember, she said 50% would be minorities, but 58% are white. So you'd say,
00:51:41.780 oh, that's a little high. No, because she said minorities and LGBTQ. What percentage of the
00:51:51.260 population of any population, let's say the white population, is also LGBTQIA? And it's about
00:52:00.040 6%. So if you start with your 58% are white in America, and then you're not counting 6% of
00:52:09.620 them as being LGBTQIA, you get about 52% are white and straight, if that's even the word
00:52:17.420 anymore. And Disney just said, that's what we're going to make our content, just like the people.
00:52:24.020 Now, how many of you were offended when you heard they were going to make their content just like
00:52:31.860 the public? Probably some of you. Am I right? Just because nobody did the math, and when you first
00:52:41.180 hear it, you're like, whoa, what are they doing? That seems like too high. And I think there's a known
00:52:46.740 phenomenon where people are bad at estimating what percentage of things there are in the country.
00:52:52.440 That's a known thing, right? This is one of those. And I cheekily tweeted about this. And I said that
00:52:59.780 in related news, 40% of all sick days in the workplace are on a Monday or a Friday. 40%. Can you believe
00:53:06.900 that? That's an outrageous number. 40% of all the people calling in sick are doing that coincidentally
00:53:14.740 on a Friday or a Monday? Huh? How about that? Oh, wait. Monday plus Friday would be two end of the
00:53:25.800 five work days, which is exactly 40%. That's right. No, I actually did a Dilbert comic about that.
00:53:34.620 All right. So here's a story about Alex Epstein, author. He's got a book coming out called The
00:53:47.400 Moral Case for Fossil Fuels. And apparently there was going to be a Washington Post article he was
00:53:54.400 warned about that was going to try to cancel him and paint him as a racist because he thinks there's a
00:54:00.740 moral reason for, or apparently he argues in a book I haven't yet read, but plan to, that there's a
00:54:07.900 moral case for fossil fuels. Now, I think you've all heard the argument. I would assume that you're
00:54:13.880 going to get lots of, you know, good meat on this. But you've heard other people have made the argument
00:54:18.280 that fossil fuels are better for the poor than they are for anybody. I guess it's supposedly good for
00:54:25.580 everybody, but the poor especially needed to survive because they need energy. And if you
00:54:30.540 can't get it another way, you're going to have to get it that way. Now, here's the thing. Do you
00:54:35.780 believe that there's a real thing where the media colludes or maybe even just one media entity to
00:54:44.760 write a hit piece to take out the reputation of somebody who has a book that goes against the
00:54:51.200 narrative? Do you believe that's real? It's very real. Okay, you're all saying yes. I wasn't sure if
00:55:00.560 you were all convinced. No, it's very real. Bloomberg, one of the Bloomberg publications did this to me
00:55:08.680 when I was saying good things about Trump when he was starting to get traction. So you could see
00:55:15.140 people getting picked off one by one and I survived. Now, I told you earlier that I googled myself and I
00:55:23.340 was trying to see if that Bloomberg piece was still the top hit because for years, for years,
00:55:30.800 one of the, or it was either the top or one of the top news hits was a hit piece because it was a big
00:55:36.840 publication and it was recent. So it says there at the top. Now it's gone away and I wonder if it ever
00:55:43.540 deserved to be there because it went away. I don't know, there weren't that many new things that were
00:55:51.100 like major news pieces to replace it, but it went away. So these are the things that I wonder about. I
00:55:57.540 understand that the book by Robert F. Kennedy, the real Anthony Fauci, he was also subject to the media
00:56:08.020 colluding to basically ignore that book. I think he had no, no book reviews, but sold a million books.
00:56:15.580 How do you sell a million books and not get a book review from one of the major publications?
00:56:21.580 It's collusion of some kind.
00:56:25.340 All right. So I would recommend to you Alex Epstein's book. It's coming out in May, I guess,
00:56:30.680 called The Moral Case for Fossil Fuels. And like I said, I haven't read it, but obviously people have
00:56:40.600 seen advanced copies. There's definitely an effort to make sure that whatever is in that book
00:56:47.000 does not be, is not seen as credible. So you should ask yourself, why would they try to kill a book
00:56:55.640 before it even comes out? And the best reason to do it is that it's true. That's the best reason.
00:57:03.840 So I'm thinking that there's some good stuff in there that somebody really wants to die.
00:57:11.760 All right.
00:57:15.280 All right. That, ladies and gentlemen, is just about everything I want to say.
00:57:19.960 And I think you'll agree that this has been a peak experience for most of you. For some of you,
00:57:27.740 the very best thing that will happen today, for some of you, others, it will just be the beginning
00:57:32.480 of an amazing day. No, I cannot send your book that you send to me. Do you know it's embarrassing
00:57:39.640 when people ask me to fill in a form and I tell them I can't? I'm disabled. I'll tell you that.
00:57:47.360 But my drawing hand has a focal dystonia, which means there's literally nothing wrong with my
00:57:53.360 hand. And I'm still disabled. Because the only thing I can't do is write with a pen. It's the
00:57:59.680 only thing I can't do. I mean, I could juggle, play the drums, I could play any instrument.
00:58:05.580 The hand is perfect. There's nothing wrong with it physically. There's a little mental glitch
00:58:10.760 that happened because I overused it. And then the brain said, you can't do that anymore. And that
00:58:15.320 won't let me. So my hand won't work when I put a pen in it and put it to paper. It just
00:58:19.880 freezes. So I draw left-handed, but I've never taken the time to learn to write left-handed
00:58:28.780 quickly enough that I could fill in a form. I mean, if I took forever, I could. It's called
00:58:33.920 a focal dystonia. It's related to the voice problem I had. They often travel in pairs.
00:58:41.320 But thankfully, they usually don't go in more than pairs. So I'm probably two and done in
00:58:52.020 all likelihood. All right. Let me see what's going on here. And I will talk to you soon.
00:59:07.460 Thank you very much, everybody. Have a good day.