Episode 1724 Scott Adams: Elon Musk Might Buy Twitter Today. Bill Gates Does Not Really Have Gigantic Breasts. And More
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 1 minute
Words per Minute
143.5028
Summary
In this episode, Scott Adams talks about the importance of being prepared to give a speech at any time, and why you should never settle for less than excellence. Scott Adams is a best-selling author and host of the award-winning show "Scott Adams Live" on Comedy Central's Late Night with Seth Meyers.
Transcript
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Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, and is it my imagination or did it used to be that
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if you were talking about a bride and a groom, they both sounded like good words.
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Bride sounds like a good word, and I'm not even going to say that other word now.
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But if you'd like to take today's experience up to the highest level of excellence,
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Look at you. Come on. Just look at you. Look at you. Look at you.
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Yeah, you don't settle. You're the kind of person who will take it all.
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You don't leave money on the table. No, you don't.
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All you need is, well, a cup or mug or a glass of tank or chalice or a glass of glass,
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a vessel of any kind, fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.
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Barbara made it, everybody. Barbara finally made it for the simultaneous sip.
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Barbara, this one's for you. It's the dopamine hit of the day.
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It's the thing that makes everything better, especially Barbara's day.
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It's called the simultaneous sip. Barbara, do you have witnesses?
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Because I'm talking to you directly. You didn't see this coming, did you?
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Is it freaking you out, Barbara? It's about us now. It's just me and you, Barbara.
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Get ready. Are the people around you watching this?
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Because if this is happening to you alone, it's going to be terrible.
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Because you're going to be like, is anybody seeing this?
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Because my iPad is talking directly to you, to me.
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That's right, Barbara. I'm talking directly to you.
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The rest of you can join in, too, with Barbara. Go.
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I'm sorry, I just read a funny comment on the locals' platform.
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Today, I looked at the news to prepare for my award-winning...
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And I said to myself, well, it's sort of a thin news day.
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But yet you expect nearly 45 minutes of quality entertainment.
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And I was just talking to the locals' platform before I signed on to YouTube.
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To see if I could come up with a story that would be useful.
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You know, you would actually get something from it.
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I didn't have enough content to go more than 10 minutes.
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But, why is it that I wasn't worried whatsoever?
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Well, how many times have I told you I took the Dale Carnegie course?
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One of the many things you learn is to be prepared to give a speech at any time.
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You should be prepared to give a speech at any time.
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Scott, could you stand up and give us a few words?
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Now, let me tell you a story where this mattered.
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A number of years ago, I was doing a book tour.
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Where you go around the country to various big bookstores,
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And one of the big stores I went to was in Denver, I think.
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It was not just a bookstore, it was almost like a complex.
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And your handler goes with you and takes you to the various places you have to visit
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And the handler and I walk in, and the manager of the bookstore greets us,
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People have been waiting for your speech for over an hour.
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They said, Yeah, your talk that you're going to give.
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And she takes me to the room and opens the door,
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and there's this enormous auditorium full of people
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that I had no idea I was giving until I showed up.
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if you were asked to be interesting at a party.
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support the trend of rising illegal immigration.
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I could understand somebody having that opinion.
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There's some number that's too little, too few.