Episode 1731 Scott Adams: Big Pharma Malfeasance, Musk's Shadow Crew, Fun Story Of Knife Fight
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Summary
The dopamine hit of the day! The thing that makes everything better, the thing that s going to make your day spectacular, it's going to happen now. It's called the "Simultaneous hip-go" and it's all you need to get a good night's rest.
Transcript
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to another highlight of your entire life.
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Now, we're not going to count the afterlife, which, for all we know, could be awesome for you.
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Well, maybe not all of you, if you know what I mean. I think you do.
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But for many of you, this will be the highlight of your biological life before you become a digital entity
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or possibly pass into the afterlife and become pure energy.
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But until that happens, you're going to need a little extra energy from the outside.
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Maybe a little, uh, yeah, you know where I'm going with this, don't you?
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And all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or gels or a stein, a canteen jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind.
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Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.
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And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure. It's the dopamine hit of the day.
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Today, the thing that makes everything better, the thing that makes your day spectacular, it's going to happen now.
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So, well, I hope you enjoyed this because it might be our last day together.
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I'm looking to cause some trouble and we'll see if that works out for me.
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So, some researchers have found the optimum amount of sleep for seniors.
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Which is a complete waste of time, I think, because senior citizens could just sleep all day if they want.
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Actually, I don't like sleep, so I'm a terrible person to advise you about it.
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But, I do put a lot of work into doing the mechanisms of sleep right.
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Always get up at the same time no matter the day.
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You know, don't do things that activate my brain.
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Don't think about the next day when I'm asleep.
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Actually, those are the two things you should never think about when you're trying to get to sleep.
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Don't think about anything that's happened at all.
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You'll never sleep if you're thinking about something that happened.
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And never think about something that you're expecting.
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So, don't think about yourself in the past or your real self in the future.
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Instead, think about your imaginary self in the future.
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You know, maybe you lost that weight you wanted to lose.
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You're having amazing physical relationships with that beautiful person.
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So, use that time just to think about good things that could happen to you.
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It turns out that they say that you need about seven hours if you're a senior.
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I'm pretty sure that I need less sleep than other people.
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I feel like it's like being dead before you have to be.
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I need to, like, stand up or stretch or something.
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So, you can see that Dave is a black character.
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So, it's just the Dilbert cast sitting around the table, as they often do.
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And, Dave, the new engineer, who, if you were to look at the picture, you'd say to yourself,
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I don't know, but Dave looks like he might be black, just based on the physical appearance.
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And, the boss says, management asked me to add some diversity to the engineering team.
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And, the boss looks at Dave, and he says, you're ruining everything, Dave.
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And, I figured, the best thing I could do, the best thing I could do is play with the way people feel about the topic.
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So, this is going to be way less about Dave, and way more about the topic.
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One of the, so I've been watching to see what kind of criticism I get.
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And, one of the criticisms was, I think from somebody who was probably white, based on the way, I'm just guessing.
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But, the comment was, it looks like I designed the character without having ever met an actual black person.
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Are you assuming that if I'd met lots of black people, I would have come to the conclusion they're all the same?
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Is there some reason that this particular one individual, in a world full of individuals, can't just be his own person?
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Because, as soon as you say, hey, that one black character isn't acting like a black person acts,
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I have to say, well, how does a black person act?
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So, it does kind of challenge you for what do you think you can get away with and all that.
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The backstory is that for decades, literally, I've wanted to add more diversity to the Dilbert cast for all the normal reasons.
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The people reading it would say, oh, that looks more like the real world, and there's somebody I can relate to, and all that stuff.
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So, of course, I've always wanted to add diversity, but it's such a third rail.
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Because if you happen to be one kind of person, but you're writing dialogue for another kind of person, especially if there's a physicality to it, like a comic,
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you just assume to be some kind of a racist or sexist, right?
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So, the clever side door that I'm trying to kick open, and I don't know if I'll do it yet, right, but this is the attempt,
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So, rather than take the issues, you know, the real issues, head on, I'm just going to take how people feel about being in a world where they have to take on these issues.
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Because to me, the smaller you go, the funnier it is, right?
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The big picture is systemic racism, the legacy of slavery, maybe reparations.
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You know, you can't really make a joke out of some stuff.
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Like, even if you thought it was funny, it wouldn't be a good commercial approach.
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So, instead, I'll take it from the big stuff that scares us down to the little stuff of, how do you navigate this world?
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Like, if you're just trying to get through the day, like, how do you navigate all of this?
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So, it'll be a full week of Dave, the new engineer, and you will see what his character flaw is.
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So, all characters in the comic world, all characters have to have a comic, have to have a flaw.
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Biden, according to Rasmussen, new poll, Biden's approval is slightly ticking up.
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It's up to, job approval up to 42%, which matches Trump's lowest level.
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Now, this is, Biden has improved to Trump's lowest ever.
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So, am I wrong with my prediction that Trump would look better every day that he was out of office?
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Because I don't think anybody thought that was going to happen.
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Like, even his supporters, I don't think they thought that was going to happen.
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Well, and here, Bill Maher basically agreeing that Trump is right.
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So, here are some of the things that Bill Maher said.
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When is Biden going to understand that immigration is a big deal?
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You know, you can't get any more clear than that.
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Now, to be fair, to be fair, Bill Maher also said that immigration is to the Democrats what health care is to Republicans.
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The Republicans act like it's not that important.
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You don't have to do anything about it on health care.
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And then, likewise, Republicans would say of Democrats that they don't have any plan for the border and they're not taking it seriously.
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Again, that would be an interpretation, not my personal view.
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So, the larger story here is that there's a class of people who are just breaking free from the narratives.
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And Bill Maher would be, you know, one of the top ones.
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So, you got your Joe Rogans and your Elon Musks and your other folks.
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But more and more people are just saying, you know, what if, what if I didn't agree with everything my team says?
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Bill Maher also said, and let's say he was joking when he said this, when I see young people walking alone outside with a mask, I want to punch them, he said on Friday.
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Now, of course, he didn't really want to punch them.
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But it's just amazing to see how full-throatedly he's embracing a lot of the things that are just purely, you imagine, are purely Republican views, but shouldn't be.
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Because they're pretty just universally reasonable things to think.
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So, here's the least surprising story of the day.
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Are you telling me Amber Heard had a, she actually hired somebody and paid them to approve her publicity?
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Now, I don't always agree with everybody who gets fired.
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You know, I don't agree they deserve to get fired all the time.
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But if I were Amber Heard's PR team, I think I would have seen this coming.
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And you sort of, you wonder how that meeting went, don't you?
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Did Amber Heard call in her team and say, you know, I hired you to make me look good?
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And she said, you know what's trending on Twitter today, don't you?
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And then they'd say, well, but at least your version of the story is getting out.
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But at least we're making Johnny Depp look bad, too.
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Well, do you know what Johnny Depp's nickname is?
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And again, let me reiterate what is trending on Twitter.
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Yeah, it turns out that Johnny Depp has become kind of a hero.
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I've got a feeling that what Johnny Depp has is bigger balls than we imagined.
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And I think he's done going with the narrative.
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I believe he's walked right out of the scenery.
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Apparently, he just decided he was going to do it.
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It's all going to come together toward the end.
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In a soup of deliciousness that you could never have imagined when you started watching.
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Have you ever heard of this thing called projection?
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It's a thing that people with certain personality characteristics have.
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Because I'm guessing, we don't know, but I'm guessing that Amber Heard's blaming the bad publicity that she's getting recently on her PR team.
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She's not blaming the fact that she put a turd on Johnny Depp's bed and then accused him of being an abuser while she was abusing him, allegedly.
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She makes her problem with somebody else's problem.
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Let's talk about Wellbutin and GlaxoKlineSmith.
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So, GlaxoKlineSmith is paying some massive multi-billion dollar fines for bad behavior.
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And the United States has alleged that between 99 and 2003,
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that the company promoted this drug called Wellbutin.
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approved at the time only for major depressive disorders.
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I guess they promoted it for everything from weight loss to treatment of sexual dysfunction,
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substance addiction, and attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, among other off-label uses.
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So, that's legal and appropriate in many cases.
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But apparently, they paid doctors millions of dollars and, you know,
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took them to lavish resorts to push the off-label uses.
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Now, apparently, and there was also some misbranding offenses.
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Now, does anybody know anybody who's used Wellbutin?
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You know, I only know two examples of it in my whole life, and they were both disasters.
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So, two examples, and both were really disasters, in my opinion.
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Now, that's not a medical opinion, because I'm not a doctor.
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And look at all the people who've had similar experiences.
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A lot of people who just had bad experience with it.
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If you make a drug, and you mean well, and you're doing everything right,
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but it doesn't work out, and people get hurt, that's bad.
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And, you know, it's unfortunately something that's just going to happen.
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But if you're doing some of this stuff intentionally,
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and, you know, I'm not entirely clear who did what intentionally in this,
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And I feel as if, because I do a comic strip that makes fun of big companies,
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that Dilber's company is going to have to move into the pharma space.
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But I feel like Dilber's company needs to move into the big pharma space.
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Because I don't feel that big pharma has the attention it deserves.
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So, coming soon, Dilber's company will be moving into that space.
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I got a suggestion that one of the characters in this scenario should be called Pilbert.
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Because what's better than a product with off-label use?
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Because you can get people over the head with it.
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Elon Musk, Joe Rogan, Dave Chappelle, Glenn Greenwald, and Bill Maher.
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Defenders of free speech and basic liberalism right now.
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We're actually seeing something like that, aren't we?
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So, you know, maybe that's not the branding you want.
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Now, wouldn't it be great if non-rich people had free speech, too?
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They're basically people escaping the narrative