00:00:00.860Good morning, everybody. And my goodness, you are energizing me so much because of your awesomeness, your curiosity, your general sexiness, and that go-getter attitude. Wow. Am I impressed with all of you.
00:00:18.340Now, would you like to take today's experience up to heretofore inexperienced, inexperienced, heretofore levels you've never experienced? Probably should have worked on that one in advance.
00:00:34.500But I know you'd like to. Let's take it up a notch, and all you need is a cup or mug or glass, a tank or chels or stein, a canteen jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.
00:00:51.140Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure. It's the dope meat hit of the day. It's the thing that makes everything better and makes everything go your way. It's called the simultaneous step, but it happens now. Go.
00:01:10.660Never experienced? Yeah, I should have gone with never experienced. Heretofore never experienced? All right, we'll go with that.
00:01:21.140Do I look sleepy today? Because that would be hypocritical of me, wouldn't it? Because I've been tweeting and talking and writing about how important it is to get sleep. And look at me. Clearly, clearly did not get enough sleep.
00:01:37.080Now, am I a failure or a hypocrite? Because I preached to you about getting enough sleep, and clearly you can see that I'm not succeeding at this. What do you think?
00:01:51.560Here's my take on it, and I'll give you an example from another domain. I like to go to the gym, and I have a system that I try to be active every day, one way or the other.
00:02:03.520And so often I'll feel like, oh, I don't feel like going to the gym. But I'll get ready anyway. I'll force myself to do it because I've got a good habit going.
00:02:13.140And I'll get to the gym, and I'll walk in the front door, and I'll walk toward the weight room, and I'll look at all the heavy objects I'll be lifting.
00:02:20.080And I just stand there for a moment, and I say, nope.
00:02:24.920I turn back around, and I walk directly out the door, get in my car and drive home, and declare victory.
00:03:44.660Oh, here's a trick that I've been trying lately.
00:03:47.600Instead of setting an alarm to wake up, which I also do, but I rarely use my wake-up alarm.
00:03:53.200I don't know the last time I used a wake-up alarm.
00:03:55.700I set it, but I'm usually awake two hours before my alarm.
00:04:00.880So I started setting a go-to-sleep alarm.
00:04:04.060So the idea is that at 10 o'clock at night, my alarm goes off, and it's just sort of a, it probably doesn't make any difference in any given night.
00:04:15.400But over time, it's going to train me.
00:04:18.140It's going to be like a little annoying thing that happens at 10 o'clock every night.
00:04:23.260And so sooner or later, at around 9.30 a night, if I just keep doing this, I'm going to start thinking to myself, that alarm's going to go off pretty soon.
00:04:32.340It will just be one extra thing I'll test to see if it helps my sleep system.
00:04:55.560Don't let me use irony again, because we don't agree what it means.
00:05:00.780But there's a story that says that there's a tick, you know, a little bug, a tick, that makes you allergic to meat, and it's been discovered in D.C.
00:05:09.820So if you get bit by this tick, you'll be allergic to meat.
00:05:15.780Now, what would happen if this, like, this tick got everywhere?
00:05:23.460What happens if everybody becomes allergic to meat?
00:05:27.680Well, climate change would be much better, wouldn't it?
00:05:30.820Well, did the climate change models, did they account for the fact that the farting cows might be affected by the tick?
00:05:42.500And the tick that would make you not eat the meat would make you have fewer cows that would be far less?
00:05:48.840Is that included in the long-term climate models?
00:06:29.520Yeah, so the models don't include a tick, but they also don't include any one of 50 things that are going to look like they'll change everything.
00:06:37.780You know, if you're looking at an 80-year climate model, nobody sees the allergic-to-meat tick.
00:06:46.840So, just remember, nobody can predict anything more than tomorrow.
00:06:52.340Here's a little update on a story that this one might catch you by surprise.
00:06:59.120You remember the NXIVM so-called sex cult story, which was not really a sex cult.
00:07:05.880But that's another question, in which the so-called cult leader, Keith Ranieri, ended up being sentenced to prison.
00:07:16.220But I think the worst of the charges were an underage girl, alleged sex trafficking or sex-related thing.
00:07:26.540It was based largely on, let's see, I guess some stuff found on a laptop.
00:07:32.540So, there were some images on a laptop and the dates on the images would show that the girl was underage and those images proved that there was something going on or strongly set the date of when something was going on.
00:07:48.360And so, that was a big part of how he got convicted and why he's in jail.
00:07:54.540And apparently, a former FBI forensic examiner looked at the evidence and concluded that it was falsified.
00:08:14.400So, they're asking for a retrial, based on the fact that it's possible that law enforcement may have planted evidence about the worst of the charges.
00:08:29.920Now, what would that make you think of the lesser charges, if, hypothetically, and this is a long way from being proven,
00:08:37.780but what if you found out that the largest charge was fake?
00:09:59.340I mean, we're still limping forward, okay.
00:10:02.200But you can't look at law enforcement and say, well, automatically, they don't plant any evidence.
00:10:09.500You know, they don't do anything illegal because they're law enforcement.
00:10:12.580I mean, we're so beyond that innocence, aren't we?
00:10:16.300I feel like when I was a kid, we were innocent enough that if the police said it was true, I'd say, well, I get that in the inner city some of the police are corrupt, but, you know, that would be the exception to the rule.
00:10:30.300But now I think, ah, it could be anywhere.
00:10:31.900There's just a perfectly good chance that any entity anywhere in the United States is corrupt, or that individuals within it are.
00:11:52.260You will simply be one of the, let's say, 12 people that I toss the ball to, in a communication sense, when there's a question of what's real and what isn't.
00:12:05.280So if one of those two people I had appointed to my disinformation panel against their wishes, if they tweeted something that said, I believe this is true or I believe this is not true, I would direct you to it, along with the other 11 people that I had appointed against their will to my panel.
00:12:26.680So I might throw Matt Taibbi on there, Glenn Greenwald, you know, might throw them on there.
00:12:36.460No, I wouldn't be on the panel myself.