Episode 1740 Scott Adams: Early Show Today, Talking About 2000 Mules and Disney copyrights
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Summary
Keith Olbermann's new personal attack technique, the Kentucky Derby winner, and why I don't care if you're trans. Plus, the latest in the Elon Musk/SpaceX saga, and the latest on the trans controversy.
Transcript
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Good morning, everybody. It's an early show today. It's a travel day for me. I'm going
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to go take a week and just write on my new book. I'm going to go where the scenery is
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better to my top secret location. And you'll watch on YouTube later. Okay. So we'll be
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at a different time today. And all you need to make this special is a copper mug or a
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glass of tanker, gel, cider, canteen, jugger, flask, a vessel of any kind, fill it with
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your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the
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dope being the other day that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. I
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might be a little quick today because I got to get ready. Go. All right, you early birds.
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You are the birds who always get that worm because you're up early. Sorry messing with your schedule.
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It's only today. Only today. All right. I tried out my new technique of when somebody responds to my
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tweets with a personal attack on me instead of responding to the personal attack, which is a
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habit, a bad habit that I have developed. Because sometimes it's funny and sometimes it's just work.
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So I just call everybody who does that Keith Olbermann. And I just say, okay, Keith. And I tried it out
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today and it took a personal attack and just turned it into confusion. And I thought, well, that's an
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upgrade. Somebody was attacking me personally. And I said, okay, Keith. And the person said, who's Keith?
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Diffuse the entire thing. So try it. If we could make Keith Olbermann a joke, I mean, more than Keith
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Olbermann has already made himself a joke, then we should do it. So remember. Okay, Keith. All right,
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here's the dad joke of the day. You ready? Dad joke of the day from Twitter user Frank Scaramillo.
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Talking about the Kentucky Derby winner. Did you see the video of the Kentucky Derby and the horse
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called Rich Strike coming from behind and winning at the last minute? Now, let me tell you that your
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first thought is I could not be less interested in horse racing, right? I mean, I've never watched a
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horse race, like a complete horse race, just for fun. I've never watched one. But the video of this
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horse, an 80 to one shot, coming from the back of the pack in the Kentucky Derby and winning it all,
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was really breathtaking. It was really fun to watch. And I have lots of questions. Like, my question is,
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could that horse always do that? What's up with that? Like, why did that one horse have that amazing
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one day? Was it that the, a better jockey? Was it, somebody says drugs, but I think they test for
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that. I don't know. So it was amazing. Anyway, here's the joke from Frank Scaramillo. He says,
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Breaking Kentucky Derby winner Rich Strike turns down a meeting with Joe Biden. Asked why. They said,
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if I wanted to see a horse's ass, I would have come in second. Not bad. Not bad. Good dad joke.
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All right. My Twitter growth has slipped back to baseline levels. Do you remember when we all
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thought that the algorithm had changed? And now all the conservative accounts were going to have a lot
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of uptick? Because they did for a while. Well, that uptick is over. Does anybody else have the same
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experience? That you were getting tons of users for like two weeks and then poop back to normal?
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Because that was my experience. So remember, Elon Musk, his opinion of why the follower count went up
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is just because Twitter was in the news and Musk was trying to buy it. And it looks like maybe that
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was the reason. So I think maybe the most obvious reason is the reason. It got a lot of attention.
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People said, hey, we can go back now, see what all the noise is about. And then they were done.
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So probably it wasn't so much about Twitter, you know, trying to burn the records and change the
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algorithms before Elon Musk found out what they were up to. Probably wasn't that.
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It probably was just they got a lot of attention. And that's all it was.
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Well, I got, there was a hit piece on me put together by some group called LGBTQ Nation.
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And they're quite, quite angry about my treatment of the trans community in my comic in which the
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trans community was not mentioned directly or indirectly, or even contemplated in any way by
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the person who wrote it. But they're quite mad. And so this article accused me of three things.
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One, being a right winger. Incorrect. I'm left to Bernie. Two, making a trans joke. Incorrect.
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It was a joke about a guy named Dave, who is black and an engineer, had nothing to do with trans whatsoever.
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Not even a little, not slightly, not glancing, not indirectly, not, not in any way.
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But they're pretty mad because they just saw themselves. Now, remember this story, will you?
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Because in a moment, I'm going to tell you an unrelated story that connects to this story in such a clean way,
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it's going to amaze you. Right? It was just a coincidence these two stories happened at the same time.
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But just remember this story that, that people were, that this group were absolutely sure that this was all about them.
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My joke. And it was nothing about them. Nothing at all. Not even slightly. Not, and I don't know, maybe,
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maybe some people don't believe me. Maybe you think, maybe you think cleverly in my mind it really was about them.
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No. No. Not, not cleverly in my mind. Not in the back of my mind. Not my subconscious.
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It just was nothing about them. And yet they believed it was about them.
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There's nothing about them, but they think it's all about them.
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Hold that thought. Hold that thought. We'll get back to it.
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They also said in the article, they just threw this in, that in one of my prior tweets,
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I had insulted Pete Buttigieg and suggested that he liked to touch young children.
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And then they showed my tweet that didn't do anything like that.
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So they actually showed my tweet that clearly debunked what they said about the tweet.
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It was like they said, you're saying that snow is purple.
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And then they showed the tweet that says, I say, snow is white.
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And then they say, see? What's that? What is that?
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I don't even know what that is. How do you even explain that?
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I mean, they show their work, and the work clearly shows the opposite of what they say it shows.
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Behold this thought. It's going to circle back.
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And then, when I responded to it, telling them that every single fact in it was literally and obviously incorrect,
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Apparently, and I don't know the details, there's some way that you can use an ad sign,
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and you delete your tweet, and then you repost it,
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and somehow it doesn't show up in your timeline, but it's still searchable.
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Somehow they managed to take down my comment that their tweet was completely wrong in every factual way.
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and somehow cleverly made my comment disappear from connection to the tweet.
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Now, do you think it's because they felt they were right?
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They disconnected my comment from their tweet because I'm the one who knows what's right.
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Obviously, I'd know if I'm a right-winger, right?
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I'd know what I was thinking when I made the comic.
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So they took the only person who knows the actual reality of it,
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The people trying to suppress your thought without a counter-argument?
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The other thing that people kept asking me when I said I'm not a right-winger,
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people said, when do you ever disagree with conservatives?
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Give me one example where you disagree with conservatives.
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It's not my job to go figure out everything I've said
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If you wonder what my opinion is, just fucking ask me.
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You don't have to look at three things I've done and a 50,000
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And you don't need to tell me to go back and research my entire life
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And there are plenty of people who have watched so much of my content
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So just ask anybody who's watched me for years to confirm it.
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Here's an example of me criticizing conservative opinion, I guess.
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So Republican Josh Hawley is introduced to Bill to strip Disney
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It's a political retaliation, and it changes a deal.
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it's almost irrational emotional response to anybody changing a deal.
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The philosophical reason is that the economy works best
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at least they think they can, a little bit what would happen if they invest.
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because anything could happen, then people don't invest.
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Scott, the government changes deals all the time.
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Like, why is this the one thing you're going to pick on?
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It's a very basic economic rule that you don't change stuff.
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But once it's adapted, you don't want to mess with it.
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You don't want to make it have to readapt unless you have to.
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Now, there are reasons why you would change things intentionally.
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But if you're just changing something for political payback,
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and this is not a defense of Disney, by the way.
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A system that works is that you don't randomly, not randomly,
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but you don't target a company, if you're the government,
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And Josh Hawley, I think, is just a fucking idiot, really.
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But what it looks like is somebody trying to be Ron DeSantis and failing.
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It looks like Ron DeSantis is the genuine item.
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Like, he knows how to surf the headlines and take advantage of the news
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and do little things that really get him attention in just the right way.
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So Ron DeSantis is, you know, he's batting 1,000, basically.
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All right, here is the most interesting tweet thread that I have seen in a long time.
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Now, I wouldn't normally read the whole thread, but it's so good,
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and it might explain so many things that we're seeing that I'm going to read it.
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There's one example that's used within the thread about the trans community.
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I disavow that comment because I think it's a more complicated situation.
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But the comment does fit within his thesis so well that I'm going to read it anyway.
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Normally, I would consider it not really the content I would share with you.
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that I'm going to take a little discomfort with that part of it.
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Here's what a user named P-E-G, just three letters, P-E-G.
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What leftists describe as empathy or compassion is really narcissism.
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that the left is not really full of empathy or compassion.
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He says the feeling of being a good person and having power over the punitive victims they so solicitously help.
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The tell is that there is no reconsideration when their empathy causes harm to the people it's directed to.
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if they actually cared and were just misguided,
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Turns out defunding the police leads to lots and lots more black people being shot.
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or pick another out of literally hundreds of examples.
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they never reconsider that they're hurting their victims.
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They just double down that it's what they want.
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is a total lack of interest and other perspectives.
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Well, I think you could blame both sides for that.
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Maybe it is just that the right is always subjected to the left's opinion
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but I guess most Hispanics don't want to be called Latinx.
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he's giving an example of somebody who would change their mind
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because their prescription for other people didn't work.
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the people that are trying to help by being more respectful
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Because it doesn't matter if they want it or not.
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and the theater inside their own head when they're a white knight,
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here's the part where I'm uncomfortable with this.
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And I'm just going to read it because it completes the picture.
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this does not match my own opinion of the trans community.
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which is why the acme of lib brain is Munchausen by proxy,
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where you castrate your own child for their own good,
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here's the part where he's going too far for my comfort.
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is just the micro version of how they see all problems.
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The point here is not the vaguely police related word.
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and he gives an example of AOC where she talks about herself.
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And you sort of don't notice it until he mentions it.
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So the beginning of her tweet started out this way.
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Tired of having to collectively stress out about what explosion of hate crimes,
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So he points out that AOC begins her tweet by talking about how tired she is.
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he says that the point here is not the vaguely policy related word salad.
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guess what Tucker Carlson never talks about on his show?
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and then the last part of the thread was a tweet by George Takei.
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And this is George Takei talking about himself,
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there's much talk these days of what being a man entails.
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I'm more of a man than someone like Tucker Carlson,
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it's another good example of a prominent left leading person who starts by talking about him or herself.
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what do you think of this hypothesis that leftist politics,
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we're not talking about people who just lead Democrat,
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You're not talking about any of the people in the middle ever.
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But this is a fairly solid point that it does look like narcissism.
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I would argue that the all politics is just people talking about themselves.
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makes a great point that it looks like narcissism drives the leftist,
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But I'm not so sure that there isn't just as much of a personal projection going on on the right.
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Because I think the right mostly wants what's good for them individually,
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which they then assume would be good for other people individually.
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and you're a certain type of person where you're going to take a,
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you're only going to use it in an emergency for self-defense.
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And so generalizing your personal preference for security,
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because there are more guns in their apartment or house or environment.
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I think that all of us are just generalizing from ourselves.
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I would argue that everything we invent is a person.
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Everything we invent is an extension of ourselves.
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And I have a theory that it's all we can invent.
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That you could never invent anything that isn't a projection of yourself.
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But it feels as if we don't even have the ability
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to see anything that isn't a version of ourselves.
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We fall in love with something that feels like something about us.
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You have a pet that feels like something about you.
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and those of you who have watched me for a long time,
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you know how I get stuffed up in allergy season?
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Sometimes it's hard to listen to the live stream,
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but there doesn't seem to be a strong enough mechanism for that.
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There were people who had never had bad allergies,
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who had the worst time they've ever had this year.
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I think it's actually early for the wildfire season,
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the current conditions where I am are completely green and lush.
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because it turns out I do have a severe allergy to a food additive
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There are various sulfite-related chemicals that I have a reaction to.
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But it's also hidden in a lot of different foods,
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this is the first time that I've tried hard to avoid that,
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that the vaccinations had any correlation with anything.