Real Coffee with Scott Adams - May 16, 2022


Episode 1745 Scott Adams: Later And Better Than Usual


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 1 minute

Words per Minute

149.35027

Word Count

9,160

Sentence Count

29

Misogynist Sentences

3

Hate Speech Sentences

15


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 everybody so we've got a laggy bad Wi-Fi connection here on locals who knows if
00:00:09.600 YouTube is going to work but what I do know is it's time for the simultaneous
00:00:13.680 up and all you need is a cup or glass or mug a canteen jug or flask a something
00:00:20.340 something something a vessel of any kind fill it with your favorite liquid I like
00:00:25.380 coffee and join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopey the other day thing
00:00:30.840 makes everything better you ready go
00:00:40.000 paper cup coffee not as good protein bar not my regular kind everything's wrong
00:00:48.660 well yeah we'll talk about that great replays bad so that seems to be the big
00:00:55.200 story today we've all been waiting for the hoax of the day this one seems to be
00:01:00.060 based on the shooting of yet another little turd who's killing people for no
00:01:06.540 good reason and this has caused CNN everybody to blame it on Tucker Carlson
00:01:13.080 now is it my imagination or does the left think that Tucker Carlson runs
00:01:20.340 everything because it seems to be that they believe if they can take Tucker Carlson
00:01:26.820 out they can end the Democrats you know communication channel and it's it's almost
00:01:33.060 true isn't it I feel like Tucker Carlson has become the primary Republican voice for
00:01:39.480 people who are really sort of watching things well let's talk about that so Tucker Carlson has spoken of
00:01:48.480 this so-called great replacement theory would it be possible for me to speak
00:01:55.080 about it without being accused of embracing it what do you think if I saw if I simply
00:02:03.660 broached the topic would I be accused of embracing it and therefore a white
00:02:10.320 supremacist it seems unlikely I don't know if you've watched there's there's a a minor drama going on in
00:02:21.300 my public life there's a specific individual who I won't name who runs a little cult so he's a cult leader
00:02:31.080 of some sort yes a man a man cult and he's decided that he's really really mad at me
00:02:36.780 for my support of masks during the pandemic which never happened so there's an entire organization
00:02:45.840 who you know its members and its leader attack me on a regular basis they create accounts on social
00:02:51.720 media to come after me and their biggest complaint is how pro mask I was which actually never happened
00:02:59.640 literally never happened so I never recommended them never was in favor of them I talked about
00:03:06.000 it I showed you some studies but so so my life is influenced by somebody who has a completely wrong
00:03:15.420 opinion and obviously never really watched anything I said but he's decided to wrap his life around it
00:03:21.480 okay all right so there's somebody out there who's got a like a whole mission to destroy me
00:03:29.760 based on something imaginary now that's my normal life my normal life is people coming after me for
00:03:40.740 imaginary things it happens at every single day it's the hardest thing so let's talk about replacement
00:03:46.920 theory so I saw talking to Carlson talk about it the following way he described it as math that if
00:03:55.200 you're in the United States and you have a vote wouldn't matter if you were a Democrat or Republican and you
00:04:01.020 add more people from other countries it will dilute your vote because of math now there's anybody who
00:04:09.000 doubts the math that there's an existing group of people who could vote and then you were to add new
00:04:15.760 people to that group wouldn't matter where they came from it wouldn't matter would that group the original
00:04:21.900 group have less influence per person is there anybody doubting the math now my understanding is that
00:04:30.960 Tucker just showed that Tucker just showed the math and said well yes literally literally and mathematically
00:04:39.720 no the math is that if you add something to an existing group you dilute the group
00:04:45.060 right so that's not really a that's not an opinion so so CNN has treated math like an opinion
00:04:56.400 no seriously CNN's actual editorial opinion is that math and the result of it is racist and that
00:05:07.740 actually is the biggest story today the CNN thinks bath is racist because when when Tucker Carlson gives them
00:05:16.020 a math lesson it's coming from Tucker Carlson so I guess logically QED therefore must be racist
00:05:24.840 now the part they don't say is they're assuming that Tucker Carlson's entire motivation is to have fewer brown
00:05:34.620 people and more white people like him has he ever said anything like that
00:05:39.060 that would be a different conversation right because he does talk about culture now is it true that if you
00:05:49.400 have an existing culture and you were to add people from a different culture to it with the existing
00:05:56.240 culture stay exactly the same or would it change exactly the way we like things to change which is we
00:06:02.480 like to be influenced by each other you know develop our own civilization so if he says that the way things
00:06:08.240 are the culture would change if you added people from a different culture it wouldn't matter which one it was
00:06:15.080 would it be different yes and if you liked it the way it was would you be happy that something changed well
00:06:23.180 people don't like change if they're already happy they don't like change now which of those statements from
00:06:28.820 Tucker are the big racist ones the one that's math if you add people to an existing group it dilutes it or the
00:06:36.200 other one that's also basically math which is you add different cultures to an existing culture probably the the average is going to change a little bit
00:06:44.080 a little bit those literally are both math and the plumes you know what whatever happened to plume theory
00:06:53.180 all right you know you're going to make me talk about it did did that uh the plume theory was said
00:07:02.080 how much covid you got initially would have a big impact on whether you got sick did that get debunked
00:07:09.940 because i thought that was basic understanding i didn't think that was even a question was it a basic
00:07:16.940 understanding that if your initial contact was a little bit of virus you can still get it but if you got a little bit of
00:07:23.940 virus maybe your body could you know mount a response a little better than if you just slammed it with a ton of virus
00:07:30.940 a ton of virus is that not true is getting infected with a tiny bit of virus exactly the same as taking
00:07:40.040 a big swing that if you've been drinking on the cup what do you think now i think that it's probably different
00:07:46.940 because i haven't heard i haven't heard anybody revise that opinion now i've seen david g do the lol plume theory if that's the best you have as your
00:07:59.940 as your as your counter lol you don't have anything because do you know what argument
00:08:06.940 i'm making about masks math it's math more viruses worse less virus would give you a better situation
00:08:16.940 does anybody argue with with the let me see in the comments in the comments
00:08:22.940 is it would you accept the assumption that more exposure to virus initially is worse yes or no
00:08:29.940 is more exposure initially and worse for your outcomes
00:08:33.940 give me your answers more exposure better or worse
00:08:37.940 i'm saying people are saying yes on locals
00:08:41.940 somebody says unknown well you know the expert said it's worse
00:08:45.940 all right youtube we're saying seeing some no's
00:08:48.940 oh interesting on youtube you're saying that the amount of initial virus doesn't matter
00:08:54.940 some people are saying that a lot of people say yes
00:08:56.940 yeah the concentration and the amount yes
00:09:00.940 all right so uh
00:09:03.940 more is worse yeah so i think you would find more is worse there's no question about that
00:09:10.940 now if you have a barrier which is sending your plumes sideways and up and down
00:09:17.940 instead of directly like a fire hose into somebody's mouth when you're talking to them
00:09:22.940 which is likely to give you more virus
00:09:27.940 when we measure masks what do they measure
00:09:31.940 they measure infections don't they
00:09:34.940 do they measure outcomes
00:09:37.940 has anybody done a study that said that the people who got it from somebody who had a mask on
00:09:43.940 had as bad outcomes as somebody who got it from somebody who had no mask
00:09:48.940 what do you think and eyeballs too yes eyeballs and mouth
00:09:53.940 so
00:09:55.940 to me my argument is only math and people have said it's an opinion
00:10:00.940 is math an opinion no math isn't a fucking opinion
00:10:04.940 it's math
00:10:05.940 tucker's opinions are math
00:10:07.940 my mask opinion
00:10:09.940 is that i don't want one and it didn't make enough difference
00:10:12.940 that i think he was useful
00:10:13.940 right
00:10:14.940 so i've always been against them
00:10:16.940 but not because they make no difference
00:10:19.940 there are lots of things i'm against
00:10:21.940 they help a little
00:10:22.940 right they just don't help enough
00:10:26.940 somebody says this is not math
00:10:28.940 yes it is
00:10:29.940 i mean it's math plus engineering
00:10:32.940 the engineering part's obvious
00:10:34.940 that the mask sends the plume sideways and up
00:10:38.940 that part's obvious
00:10:41.940 because you can't blow out a camera with a mask on can you
00:10:46.940 why does it not work the same with omicron
00:10:48.940 omicron is just catchier that's all
00:10:51.940 all right
00:10:53.940 now
00:10:54.940 statistics are an opinion
00:10:56.940 well
00:10:57.940 maybe it's an opinion about who did the math right
00:11:00.940 i suppose
00:11:02.940 all right
00:11:03.940 only with a crappy mask
00:11:04.940 i suppose that's right too
00:11:06.940 what else is going on
00:11:08.940 all right so
00:11:10.940 um
00:11:11.940 it looks like this great replacement thing will be the new cnn hoax
00:11:15.940 or at least they'll ride this for a while
00:11:17.940 and the republicans are trying to respond by saying
00:11:20.940 well you guys did some bad stuff too
00:11:22.940 that's not very strong
00:11:24.940 so
00:11:26.940 i don't know
00:11:28.940 is that the best they have the great replacement theory
00:11:31.940 um
00:11:34.940 scott crog says
00:11:36.940 let's see how many people agree with scott crog
00:11:39.940 he says scott let's be honest
00:11:41.940 you were pushing the vacs pretty hard for about two months
00:11:44.940 all right
00:11:45.940 those of you who have watched me the entire time
00:11:46.940 how many of you agree with a stupid asshole scott crog
00:11:52.940 how many say i was pushing the vaccine pretty hard for two months
00:11:56.940 a hundred percent people who watch me every single day on locals are saying no
00:12:00.940 a hundred percent
00:12:02.940 a hundred percent scott
00:12:04.940 scott crog
00:12:06.940 so what the fuck were you looking at scott
00:12:08.940 because it wasn't me
00:12:10.940 you must have you must have confused me with assholes
00:12:12.940 assholes
00:12:13.940 because assholes are the people who won't say anything positive about the thing they're against
00:12:17.940 right
00:12:18.940 so scott you may be projecting
00:12:20.940 you may be projecting
00:12:21.940 yes
00:12:22.940 you're projecting
00:12:23.940 because you saw somebody reasonably saying
00:12:25.940 huh
00:12:26.940 you got this on this side
00:12:27.940 you got this on this side
00:12:28.940 and you saw that and you said
00:12:29.940 well he must be a fucking idiot
00:12:31.940 because he's looking at both sides
00:12:32.940 that's what you did
00:12:33.940 that's what you did scott
00:12:35.940 you look
00:12:36.940 you saw somebody looking at both sides
00:12:38.940 and you couldn't handle it
00:12:39.940 because you're a fucking idiot
00:12:42.940 so don't come here
00:12:44.940 and tell me what i'm thinking
00:12:45.940 when you don't know
00:12:46.940 and you don't understand anything about the topic
00:12:48.940 or how to talk about topics
00:12:50.940 so you don't
00:12:51.940 not only do you not understand about vaccines probably
00:12:54.940 probably
00:12:55.940 but you don't understand how people talk
00:12:57.940 you don't understand this thing a little bit of something doesn't tell you anything
00:13:00.940 you don't understand a fucking thing about the world scott
00:13:03.940 so go away
00:13:05.940 please leave the broadcast
00:13:06.940 all right
00:13:11.940 yes i didn't give any medical advice that i'm aware of
00:13:17.940 i saw the adam scrabble tweet today
00:13:20.940 and this is a two part story
00:13:23.940 the first part is
00:13:24.940 i saw an adam scrabble tweet
00:13:26.940 do you know the last time i saw him tweet
00:13:30.940 was
00:13:32.940 months ago
00:13:33.940 and then elon musk
00:13:36.940 informed us that if you tap that little star icon on the top of your app for twitter
00:13:41.940 you can get it to give you your
00:13:44.940 your tweets chronologically
00:13:46.940 just as they come in
00:13:48.940 instead of having the algorithm decide what you see
00:13:50.940 and as soon as i turned off the algorithm
00:13:52.940 what do you know what happened
00:13:54.940 oh there was an adam scrabble tweet
00:13:56.940 so for the first time
00:13:58.940 he wasn't blocked in months and months and months
00:14:01.940 so let me tell you what he said since i got to see him for the first time in months
00:14:05.940 thank you twitter algorithm
00:14:07.940 um
00:14:09.940 so russia's current account
00:14:11.940 is at a record high
00:14:13.940 meeting you know cash that they're getting in from exports
00:14:17.940 so from that one measure of russians
00:14:20.940 the russian economy
00:14:22.940 it's doing better than ever
00:14:24.940 i mean it's just one measurement within a larger economy
00:14:26.940 um
00:14:28.940 and then eurozone's plunged into a record deficit
00:14:31.940 so that's not good
00:14:33.940 do you believe anything that comes out of russia
00:14:36.940 because only russia would know what the current account for russia is right
00:14:39.940 or is that something that everybody has access to
00:14:43.940 to me it sounds like this is all a bunch of lies
00:14:47.940 um
00:14:49.940 let's talk about
00:14:51.940 putin dying
00:14:53.940 i saw a tweet which i tweeted
00:14:55.940 from somebody who
00:14:57.940 i'll give you his name
00:14:59.940 jack hopkins
00:15:01.940 i don't know who he is
00:15:03.940 he's a user on twitter
00:15:04.940 but he didn't look crazy
00:15:06.940 and uh...
00:15:07.940 and he said that he used to manage an oncology floor
00:15:10.940 so apparently he's spent years around people who were known to be dying of cancer
00:15:16.940 and he shows a picture of putin's face now all puffy looking
00:15:20.940 you know next to a picture of him from just two years ago
00:15:24.940 and he says i've seen this look a million times he's dying at some rate
00:15:28.940 basically as terminal something
00:15:30.940 probably cancer
00:15:32.940 do you buy that because somebody who managed an oncology floor
00:15:36.940 says i've seen this look a million times this is it
00:15:40.940 what do you think
00:15:42.940 do you believe
00:15:44.940 somebody says altered photos
00:15:46.940 well no all of putin's photos have that same puffy look lately
00:15:50.940 uh... you believe he believes that i guess
00:15:53.940 somebody says heart failure
00:15:55.940 does heart failure make you look puffy
00:15:56.940 um...
00:15:59.940 does
00:16:01.940 okay
00:16:03.940 and how about uh...
00:16:04.940 how about cancer and steroids right make you look puffy
00:16:07.940 or something
00:16:09.940 so
00:16:11.940 my take on putin from quite a while ago
00:16:15.940 was he looked like he was dying
00:16:17.940 do you remember when i was saying
00:16:19.940 how long ago was i saying that putin was dying
00:16:22.940 six months ago
00:16:24.940 can somebody give me a
00:16:26.940 when's the first time you heard me say it
00:16:28.940 five months ago
00:16:30.940 six months ago
00:16:32.940 or ish right
00:16:34.940 now when i said putin was dying six months ago
00:16:36.940 and you can tell because he just looks at it
00:16:38.940 where i said he was saying one or the other
00:16:41.940 um...
00:16:43.940 how many people agreed with me
00:16:46.940 if you wait longer
00:16:48.940 and i got mocked didn't i
00:16:50.940 didn't most people mock me
00:16:52.940 and my argument was
00:16:54.940 that people can identify illness
00:16:56.940 fairly well
00:16:58.940 and that just looking at them actually is better than you think
00:17:01.940 as a way of predicting heavy skills
00:17:03.940 that humans actually are pretty good at determining illness
00:17:06.940 just looking
00:17:08.940 you don't have to be a doctor or anything
00:17:10.940 um...
00:17:11.940 yeah norm mcdowell
00:17:13.940 yeah norm mcdowell puffed up
00:17:15.940 that's actually
00:17:17.940 i hate to say it but that was a good example wasn't it
00:17:19.940 um...
00:17:21.940 at first he said he thought he was on testosterone
00:17:27.940 well it looked like he was on something
00:17:30.940 looked like he was on something
00:17:33.940 so
00:17:35.940 um...
00:17:37.940 yeah
00:17:39.940 so anyway there's i think there's a big health problem there
00:17:41.940 and the rumors about a coup already starting
00:17:46.940 would make a little bit of sense
00:17:48.940 with the military
00:17:51.940 uh... situation
00:17:53.940 here's a way to understand why russia's military is not succeeding so well on the battlefield
00:18:00.940 you ready for this?
00:18:02.940 because they know that putin's a short timer
00:18:06.940 that could be why russia is not performing on the battlefield
00:18:09.940 because imagine that you are one of the leaders
00:18:12.940 and you know that at the end of this there's a really good chance you're going to be brought up on war crime charges
00:18:18.940 pretty good chance
00:18:20.940 how would you play it if you thought putin only had a week or two left in office
00:18:25.940 would you go balls to the wall and do every
00:18:29.940 you know military war crime that you possibly could
00:18:33.940 or would you slow walk it?
00:18:35.940 exactly
00:18:38.940 if you were a military leader and you saw that putin was not going to last
00:18:43.940 you would slow walk it
00:18:45.940 and it's hard to explain why the russian military is doing so poorly
00:18:48.940 you know we we do know that the ukrainians have american training
00:18:52.940 nato training
00:18:54.940 and uh... and great weapons
00:18:56.940 maybe that's enough
00:18:58.940 maybe they're just a really really good military
00:19:01.940 the ukrainians that's entirely possible
00:19:03.940 that could be the entire explanation
00:19:05.940 the other explanation
00:19:07.940 is that russia's military isn't exactly taking orders from putin the way they used to
00:19:13.940 the way they used to
00:19:15.940 is if i don't do this he's going to kill me
00:19:17.940 right?
00:19:19.940 if i don't uh... sacrifice a third of my troops
00:19:21.940 to take this town
00:19:23.940 i will personally be killed
00:19:25.940 i'll be jailed
00:19:26.940 so then you you sacrifice a third of your troops
00:19:29.940 because you got to do it
00:19:30.940 otherwise you die
00:19:32.940 but what happens if you think putin's not going to last?
00:19:35.940 do you sacrifice a third of your troops
00:19:38.940 or do you tell putin
00:19:40.940 uh... there's something stopping you from attacking
00:19:43.940 uh... yeah we're going to attack as soon as
00:19:46.940 we get those new supplies you're sending
00:19:49.940 oh the new supplies are the wrong kind
00:19:52.940 well as soon as
00:19:53.940 we get those new new supplies
00:19:56.940 we're totally going to attack that town
00:19:58.940 and take it even though a third of us will die
00:20:00.940 it feels like russia started slow walking the war
00:20:06.940 now remember that i told you this
00:20:08.940 and wait to see how long it takes
00:20:11.940 for it to be in the mainstream media
00:20:13.940 how long do you think it will take?
00:20:16.940 because nobody said this yet right?
00:20:18.940 i don't believe anybody has said
00:20:20.940 that the russian military is slowing down
00:20:21.940 because they also expect putin not to last
00:20:28.940 well i think you'll see it by the end of today
00:20:31.940 by the end of today
00:20:34.940 alright
00:20:36.940 um... would you like a movie recommendation?
00:20:39.940 since i've told you that all movies suck
00:20:41.940 and they don't make good ones anymore
00:20:43.940 i actually watched a movie
00:20:46.940 last night
00:20:47.940 on my ipad
00:20:49.940 it was a good movie
00:20:51.940 it's called uncharted
00:20:53.940 have you seen it?
00:20:55.940 and you know i won't give away the thing or anything
00:20:58.940 so who's the young actor who played spider-man recently?
00:21:03.940 um...
00:21:05.940 oh is that the coen brothers?
00:21:08.940 yeah holland
00:21:10.940 tom holland
00:21:12.940 so tom holland is really fit
00:21:14.940 i didn't realize he was cut pretty well
00:21:17.940 and he plays a guy
00:21:19.940 a normal guy
00:21:21.940 who is just really coordinated
00:21:23.940 just really really coordinated
00:21:25.940 and i love what they did with the action scenes
00:21:28.940 because just making an ordinary guy
00:21:30.940 just really coordinated
00:21:32.940 he just does lots of things that really coordinated people can do
00:21:35.940 and it's really fun to watch
00:21:37.940 and i you know i'm tired of movies
00:21:40.940 i'm tired of movies because
00:21:43.940 it's all the same movie
00:21:46.940 there's somebody tied to a chair
00:21:48.940 and tortured
00:21:50.940 there's a car chasing
00:21:52.940 blah blah blah blah
00:21:53.940 it's you know there's a one person
00:21:55.940 fights against 25
00:21:56.940 and beats them
00:21:57.940 it's all the same
00:21:58.940 but this movie actually found a way
00:22:01.940 to create
00:22:03.940 to create completely new action scenes in the air
00:22:06.940 that were pretty impressive
00:22:09.940 for a...
00:22:10.940 it was very creative
00:22:12.940 creative movie i liked it
00:22:14.940 but you have to
00:22:16.940 still have to fast forward through all the
00:22:18.940 scene setting scenes
00:22:20.940 you know
00:22:21.940 you know
00:22:22.940 when i when i come to a movie
00:22:23.940 if i'm watching it on my ipad
00:22:24.940 and i'm alone
00:22:26.940 and you get to the part where
00:22:28.940 two people are showing how much they love each other
00:22:31.940 like it might be you know
00:22:33.940 same sex and they're just best friends or something
00:22:35.940 but you get to see that
00:22:37.940 you know that really tender moments
00:22:39.940 when they show each other's love to each other
00:22:41.940 fast forward
00:22:43.940 i i don't really need to see
00:22:46.940 half a minute of these two characters
00:22:49.940 loving each other
00:22:50.940 i'm like
00:22:51.940 i got it
00:22:52.940 yeah two
00:22:53.940 those love each other
00:22:54.940 got it got it
00:22:55.940 move to the plot
00:22:56.940 i got it i got it
00:22:57.940 they love each other
00:22:58.940 i got it
00:22:59.940 i got that in five seconds
00:23:00.940 got it
00:23:01.940 move on
00:23:02.940 that's how i watch a movie now
00:23:04.940 every time the scene is
00:23:05.940 one that's going to be five minutes of really five seconds
00:23:08.940 fast forward
00:23:09.940 well here's another thing that i'm going to claim some rightness on
00:23:15.940 even though i was totally wrong about
00:23:17.940 ukraine being invaded by russia in the first place
00:23:21.940 so that one doesn't go away for my permanent record
00:23:23.940 however
00:23:24.940 uh...
00:23:25.940 nato secretary general jens stultenberg
00:23:29.940 i guess yesterday today
00:23:30.940 expressed hope that ukraine will prevail against russia
00:23:34.940 as moscow's military advance appears to be stalling
00:23:36.940 so
00:23:38.940 so
00:23:39.940 so now important people are saying out loud
00:23:42.940 that ukraine
00:23:43.940 looks like they have a good chance of just winning the war
00:23:47.940 just outright winning the war
00:23:49.940 um...
00:23:52.940 now
00:23:56.940 am i the rightest person in the world about this
00:24:00.940 can anybody give me the name of anybody listening who does this for a living
00:24:06.940 you know people who talk in the public domain
00:24:08.940 is there anybody you saw
00:24:10.940 anybody besides me
00:24:12.940 who said that ukraine would give them a fair fight
00:24:15.940 anybody?
00:24:16.940 but i'm sure there were a lot of individuals
00:24:20.940 but was there anybody willing to say it
00:24:22.940 i think i'm the only person who was dumb enough to say it in public
00:24:28.940 malcolm nance
00:24:30.940 but when did he say it?
00:24:33.940 bill barr on ben shapiro?
00:24:36.940 or are you just saying you like that show?
00:24:38.940 yeah i can't
00:24:40.940 i i think i i think i own that one
00:24:44.940 i believe
00:24:46.940 so we still don't know if ukraine will
00:24:48.940 well at this point let me ask you
00:24:50.940 at this point
00:24:52.940 would you say as of today
00:24:54.940 just forget any opinion you've ever had before
00:24:57.940 forget all of your prior opinions if you could
00:25:00.940 start today
00:25:02.940 is ukraine going to prevail in maintaining themselves as a
00:25:07.940 essentially the same country
00:25:08.940 yes or no
00:25:10.940 will ukraine prevail as of today
00:25:13.940 looking at your comments i'm seeing more yeses than nos
00:25:19.940 but less nos
00:25:21.940 and i think a no is a reasonable
00:25:23.940 you're still reasonable if you're saying no
00:25:25.940 i disagree with no
00:25:27.940 but you are not unreasonable with that opinion
00:25:30.940 yes without the east maybe
00:25:33.940 define prevail
00:25:36.940 prevail means that they're effectively still ukraine
00:25:39.940 but they may have lost some border territory or not
00:25:42.940 so whether or not they lose some border territory
00:25:45.940 that's not the question
00:25:47.940 the question is is it still ukraine?
00:25:49.940 essentially
00:25:51.940 it looks i think yes
00:25:53.940 i think they're going to stay a country it looks like
00:25:55.940 so
00:25:57.940 that's what's going on
00:25:58.940 let me see if there's any headline that i'll talk about
00:26:01.940 i'm not going to talk about this shooter
00:26:03.940 you don't mind do you
00:26:05.940 is there anything to say about
00:26:08.940 yet another mass shooter
00:26:10.940 i just don't
00:26:12.940 i don't feel that i should talk about it
00:26:14.940 so
00:26:16.940 with your permission
00:26:18.940 that's just not a story for me
00:26:20.940 i mean it's obviously a story but
00:26:21.940 we're not going to give any more attention
00:26:23.940 all right
00:26:24.940 oh
00:26:27.940 and everybody's going to be talking about free speech
00:26:30.940 now johnny depp is back
00:26:32.940 there was a video of johnny depp acting really mad and slamming cabinets and stuff
00:26:37.940 uh...
00:26:39.940 amber heard is testifying on the infamous defecation allegation
00:26:43.940 well i've got a feeling that we're going to see some bad stuff about
00:26:48.940 johnny depp come out
00:26:50.940 wouldn't you say
00:26:52.940 yes amber turned
00:26:54.940 it's going to have some bad stuff
00:26:56.940 so i don't think that either of them are
00:26:59.940 angels
00:27:01.940 but
00:27:03.940 the video that she showed the one i saw this morning
00:27:05.940 so amber turned took some
00:27:07.940 secret video
00:27:09.940 of johnny depp being all mad at something
00:27:11.940 and so the point of the video is to say
00:27:14.940 that he's like this angry guy who punches cabinets
00:27:16.940 and if he punches cabinets
00:27:18.940 and if he punches cabinets
00:27:20.940 well maybe he punches people
00:27:22.940 now
00:27:24.940 let me ask you
00:27:26.940 do you know anybody who violently destroys inanimate objects
00:27:30.940 but would never hurt a person
00:27:32.940 or an animal
00:27:34.940 do you know anybody like that?
00:27:35.940 anybody
00:27:37.940 anybody who has a track record of
00:27:39.940 destroying inanimate objects
00:27:41.940 yet interestingly has no history of hitting people
00:27:45.940 for any reason except self-defense
00:27:48.940 right?
00:27:50.940 that's not that unusual
00:27:52.940 it's not that unusual
00:27:54.940 it's not that unusual
00:27:56.940 but the video in which johnny depp was in their kitchen apparently
00:27:59.940 and slamming cabinets and i think he might have broken one
00:28:02.940 um
00:28:04.940 did you hear what he was saying
00:28:06.940 while he was doing that breaking of the cabinets
00:28:09.940 he was saying that something happened to him that morning
00:28:12.940 that did not happen to her
00:28:14.940 in other words she did something that morning pretty terrible
00:28:18.940 i think
00:28:20.940 or something terrible happened to him that had nothing to do with her
00:28:23.940 that's possible too
00:28:25.940 but it looked like she had done something so horrible
00:28:27.940 that he was in that mood
00:28:30.940 and it was something she caused
00:28:32.940 and we didn't hear what the horrible thing was
00:28:34.940 but i think we will
00:28:36.940 we might
00:28:38.940 alright
00:28:40.940 um
00:28:42.940 so
00:28:44.940 this baby formula thing
00:28:45.940 is it true that we can't ship in baby formula from other countries
00:28:51.940 because of some
00:28:53.940 regulation
00:28:55.940 is that actually happening?
00:28:57.940 because
00:28:58.940 correct me if i'm wrong
00:29:00.940 if we were to ship in formula from other countries we'd have enough
00:29:02.940 because it's not like
00:29:04.940 every other country has a shortage
00:29:06.940 it's sort of an American shortage
00:29:08.940 because of our companies that make it
00:29:10.940 so
00:29:12.940 uh
00:29:14.940 FDA regulations
00:29:17.940 yeah it's a labeling law
00:29:19.940 boy you know how long would it take Trump to sign an executive order to make that go away
00:29:24.940 ten seconds
00:29:26.940 now the trouble is
00:29:28.940 well actually if you made that go away
00:29:30.940 you'd probably end up killing a bunch of babies
00:29:32.940 yeah this is a tough one actually
00:29:33.940 because it's not that the FDA does nothing
00:29:36.940 but i feel like you'd be safe if they just tested it
00:29:40.940 you know
00:29:42.940 tested a couple of the bigger brands and said okay don't send everything
00:29:45.940 but it's okay these specific brands we took a weekend to look at them
00:29:49.940 i feel like they could do that
00:29:51.940 right
00:29:53.940 they can't do a study in a weekend
00:29:54.940 but they could look to see if there's anything in it that looks like a contaminant
00:29:58.940 i think they could do that
00:30:00.940 preferably shipped from the EU and not China
00:30:03.940 yeah except the EU probably got it from China
00:30:05.940 alright
00:30:07.940 a reporter finds that critical race theory ideas in 39 of the top 50 medical schools
00:30:12.940 okay
00:30:13.940 there's a fentanyl awareness group
00:30:19.940 I'm looking at the Fox News website in case you're wondering where this is coming from
00:30:23.940 there's a fentanyl awareness group that's asking Biden to track
00:30:27.940 overdose deaths
00:30:29.940 which is weird because I thought we already do that
00:30:32.940 because I always talk about that number
00:30:35.940 do we make that up?
00:30:37.940 we don't track it?
00:30:38.940 oh
00:30:43.940 so they won't have counted the same way
00:30:46.940 alright I'm totally in favor of this
00:30:48.940 let me get my full throated support
00:30:52.940 literally yesterday
00:30:54.940 I was writing my book that I'm here trying to write
00:30:58.940 and one of the things I was writing is that if you
00:31:01.940 and I've said this many times
00:31:03.940 if you're not tracking it you're not managing it
00:31:05.940 is that right?
00:31:06.940 if you're not measuring it you're not managing it
00:31:10.940 because you wouldn't know if you did X or if you did Y
00:31:13.940 if you changed the thing you're trying to change
00:31:16.940 because you're not measuring it
00:31:18.940 if you didn't know why anything was changing
00:31:20.940 you wouldn't know if the thing you're doing is making a difference
00:31:22.940 so
00:31:24.940 a good general rule is if you can't measure it or you're not measuring it
00:31:28.940 you're not managing it
00:31:30.940 so if this group is asking for fentanyl to be reported and measured the same way
00:31:34.940 and measured the same way
00:31:36.940 that's a smart idea
00:31:38.940 because what is it that is so frustrating about the fentanyl question
00:31:43.940 other than the obvious
00:31:45.940 what's frustrating is it doesn't look like the government's doing something
00:31:49.940 does it?
00:31:51.940 and by the way I said the same thing about Trump
00:31:53.940 Trump talked about it and he asked China to do something
00:31:56.940 but nothing happened, literally nothing
00:31:58.940 so you know we're not securing the border
00:32:02.940 we're not making China do anything differently
00:32:04.940 nothing, there's literally nothing being done
00:32:07.940 so that's an unmanaged problem
00:32:10.940 are you surprised that something is not being managed
00:32:13.940 when it's not being measured and reported in the way that important things are
00:32:17.940 now was the pandemic unmanaged?
00:32:19.940 no it was not
00:32:22.940 because we reported the piss out of it, didn't we?
00:32:25.940 and the more you reported it the more the
00:32:28.940 more the government had to only work on that
00:32:31.940 because that's what was getting reported
00:32:33.940 so in many ways the media
00:32:36.940 has to take some responsibility here
00:32:39.940 because if the media had treated fentanyl the way it treats COVID
00:32:43.940 we'd probably be measuring it and managing it by now
00:32:47.940 but you know the press treats it as a
00:32:51.940 you know another thing that's like all the other things
00:32:53.940 it's like well more people died from this fentanyl thing
00:32:57.940 it's no real story, it's just more people dying
00:33:00.940 and more isn't a story
00:33:02.940 the story is usually something different happening
00:33:05.940 not just more of the same
00:33:07.940 it feels like I'm on a boat, yeah
00:33:09.940 I'm right by the ocean
00:33:14.940 so yes, let me say without knowing anything about this story
00:33:18.940 that if we're not reporting fentanyl deaths on the front page of Fox News and CNN
00:33:24.940 we're probably not managing it
00:33:27.940 oh this is the coolest thing
00:33:30.940 somebody asked me what's on my wrist
00:33:32.940 so it's been a while since I vacationed
00:33:35.940 at least in America
00:33:36.940 and
00:33:39.940 this is the greatest innovation for being at a hotel
00:33:43.940 so this opens my door
00:33:45.940 and it's waterproof
00:33:47.940 so I can swim with it
00:33:49.940 now, do you know how much pain in the ass I've had
00:33:53.940 trying to keep my little door opening card?
00:33:57.940 it's the worst thing
00:33:59.940 I'm always losing it
00:34:01.940 I probably demagnetized one of those door opening hotel cards
00:34:03.940 one out of three times that I travel
00:34:08.940 I probably put it in the wrong pocket with my phone and demagnetized it
00:34:12.940 probably one out of three times
00:34:14.940 and then you get to your room and you can't...
00:34:16.940 it's just the most annoying thing about a hotel
00:34:19.940 is the stupid room card
00:34:21.940 done!
00:34:22.940 in fact it's so
00:34:24.940 it's so unobtrusive that I didn't realize I still had it on
00:34:27.940 I slept with it
00:34:29.940 evidently
00:34:31.940 it's great
00:34:33.940 let's see what CNN is saying
00:34:36.940 in case there's anything interesting
00:34:38.940 I doubt it
00:34:39.940 so
00:34:42.940 yeah the shooter plans to shoot more people
00:34:44.940 blah blah blah
00:34:45.940 Sweden and NATO getting in
00:34:47.940 I'm sorry, Sweden and Finland getting into NATO
00:34:50.940 but it doesn't look like
00:34:53.940 you know that alone is going to bother Russia
00:34:56.940 alright
00:34:58.940 let me tell you the funniest exchange I had on Twitter today
00:35:03.940 and it was regarding Tucker Carlson
00:35:08.940 so there was a user called Savin Khaticha
00:35:12.940 and
00:35:14.940 he was saying that Tucker Carlson spits out conspiracy theories
00:35:20.940 and so I responded to him saying that Tucker Carlson spits out conspiracy theories
00:35:26.940 I mentioned this
00:35:28.940 I said is it more than CNN
00:35:29.940 so I just wondered what his baseline was
00:35:33.940 if he's complaining about Tucker Carlson creating these conspiracy theories
00:35:40.940 does he think that CNN doesn't do it?
00:35:43.940 and so he responded
00:35:45.940 what has CNN done that has encouraged bigotry and or mass shooters?
00:35:53.940 were they too careful regarding COVID? he asked
00:35:56.940 is that worse than bigotry?
00:35:57.940 so yes, that's a good question
00:36:00.940 what has CNN done that has encouraged bigotry and or mass shootings?
00:36:05.940 what have they done?
00:36:07.940 well, there was the fine people hoax
00:36:11.940 there was the drinking bleach hoax
00:36:14.940 there was the Russia collusion hoax
00:36:16.940 there was the Covington kid hoax
00:36:18.940 there was the Russians paying bounties on American soldiers hoaxes
00:36:22.940 there was a Kyle Rittenhouse hoax
00:36:25.940 there was a Kyle Rittenhouse hoax that we
00:36:27.940 should go on
00:36:29.940 should I go on?
00:36:30.940 should I go on Covington kids?
00:36:32.940 yes, yes
00:36:35.940 and so
00:36:37.940 now not all those would of course encourage a mass shooting
00:36:41.940 a mass shooting
00:36:42.940 but likewise
00:36:43.940 not everything that
00:36:45.940 that Fox News says
00:36:46.940 would encourage any mass shootings
00:36:49.940 now
00:36:51.940 what exactly did Tucker Carlson say
00:36:54.940 allegedly
00:36:55.940 that encourage a mass shooting?
00:36:57.940 can anybody give me say
00:37:00.940 a quote
00:37:02.940 some kind of indication
00:37:04.940 that Tucker Carlson would be in favor of mass shootings
00:37:09.940 or even accidentally said something that would encourage it
00:37:13.940 can somebody give me an example of that?
00:37:15.940 because there's no fucking example of that
00:37:18.940 there's no example of that
00:37:20.940 no, he has a strong opinion about
00:37:22.940 about
00:37:24.940 you know, America first
00:37:26.940 and you can hate that or you can love it
00:37:28.940 but it's completely transparent
00:37:30.940 he's not hiding anything
00:37:32.940 there's no go shoot anybody in math
00:37:35.940 that's just a perfectly
00:37:37.940 you know, I'd say typical
00:37:40.940 I'm not going to say I agree with it or disagree with it
00:37:42.940 it's just a typical opinion
00:37:44.940 and
00:37:46.940 none of that should cause anybody
00:37:48.940 to shoot anybody
00:37:49.940 so
00:37:53.940 and I thought it was fascinating that
00:37:55.940 somebody who at this point
00:37:57.940 would not know that CNN is primarily a
00:37:59.940 a hoax generating entity
00:38:01.940 how would you not know that?
00:38:03.940 oh no, JetBlue is launching a hostile takeover
00:38:07.940 for Spirit Air
00:38:09.940 uh
00:38:11.940 so
00:38:13.940 that's interesting
00:38:15.940 I always thought that Spirit was a bad name for an airline
00:38:17.940 because the thing that people are afraid of with airlines is crashes
00:38:22.940 and you know
00:38:24.940 and basically you turn from a corporeal being into a spirit
00:38:28.940 and I'm not sure that was the best branding
00:38:31.940 um
00:38:33.940 let's say
00:38:36.940 there have been 201 mass shootings in 2022
00:38:39.940 so
00:38:42.940 uh
00:38:44.940 do you call it a mass shooting if it's a
00:38:47.940 like a drive-by
00:38:49.940 spraying of a crowd
00:38:51.940 that's a mass shooting, right?
00:38:53.940 how many of the 200
00:38:55.940 how many of the 200 were
00:38:57.940 uh
00:38:59.940 of the mass shootings were caused by white supremacists
00:39:01.940 what do you think?
00:39:03.940 um
00:39:05.940 it took CNN anchors over three minutes to list all the U.S. cities that had mass shootings this year
00:39:10.940 and
00:39:12.940 uh
00:39:14.940 but since all the news is about this white supremacist guy allegedly
00:39:17.940 um
00:39:19.940 shouldn't we know of the 200 mass shootings
00:39:22.940 how many of them were white supremacists?
00:39:25.940 they don't count gang shootings?
00:39:28.940 um
00:39:31.940 Scott Ritter on YouTube
00:39:35.940 yeah I've checked out Scott Ritter on YouTube
00:39:37.940 I don't think anybody knows what's happening there
00:39:42.940 they count gangs down
00:39:45.940 yeah
00:39:47.940 inflation's fixed
00:39:50.940 uh
00:39:51.940 there's not much to talk about with inflation
00:39:53.940 because there's just more of it
00:39:55.940 um
00:39:57.940 the thing
00:39:59.940 here's the thing that
00:40:01.940 makes me crazy about
00:40:03.940 what's happening right now
00:40:05.940 so we've had this long
00:40:07.940 debate about socialism versus capitalism
00:40:09.940 in this country, right?
00:40:11.940 is it my
00:40:13.940 imagination
00:40:15.940 or is the effect of everything that's happening
00:40:18.940 more socialism?
00:40:19.940 that's
00:40:20.940 that's the net effect, right?
00:40:22.940 because
00:40:24.940 inflation
00:40:26.940 should
00:40:27.940 is basically
00:40:29.940 taking my
00:40:30.940 my wealth down by a third
00:40:32.940 maybe
00:40:33.940 what would you say?
00:40:34.940 so I'd say that
00:40:36.940 poor people are still poor
00:40:38.940 right?
00:40:40.940 so if you don't have much income
00:40:42.940 there's not much lower you can go
00:40:44.940 you're scraping by
00:40:45.940 but if you're rich
00:40:46.940 your
00:40:47.940 your wealth may have gone down by a third or a half
00:40:50.940 depending on what business you're in
00:40:52.940 and that should vastly
00:40:54.940 you know
00:40:55.940 close the gap
00:40:57.940 so if you raise taxes
00:40:58.940 on the rich
00:41:00.940 you close the gap
00:41:01.940 gets you closer to socialism a little bit
00:41:03.940 um
00:41:05.940 if you increase inflation
00:41:07.940 who
00:41:08.940 who gets inflation hit the most?
00:41:11.940 it's two different answers
00:41:12.940 who it hurts the most is the poor
00:41:15.940 right?
00:41:16.940 no doubt about that
00:41:17.940 the pain is at the poor
00:41:19.940 but in terms of
00:41:21.940 where the money disappears
00:41:23.940 more money disappears
00:41:24.940 where there's more money
00:41:26.940 so the wealthy
00:41:28.940 would shrink by a third
00:41:30.940 the poor would have more pain
00:41:32.940 but there's not
00:41:33.940 there's nothing there to shrink
00:41:34.940 it's hardly any money
00:41:36.940 so
00:41:37.940 in a weird way
00:41:38.940 it seems like
00:41:39.940 everything we're doing
00:41:40.940 has this
00:41:42.940 similar
00:41:43.940 follow the money effect
00:41:45.940 that it's a way to
00:41:47.940 keep the poor fed
00:41:49.940 and make them more dependent on the government
00:41:51.940 giving them direct
00:41:53.940 direct money
00:41:55.940 so basically the pandemic was
00:41:57.940 a bunch of money taken from rich people
00:41:58.940 and given to poor people
00:42:00.940 which I favored
00:42:02.940 because you know
00:42:03.940 you have to keep everybody alive
00:42:04.940 you know
00:42:06.940 maybe the way we did it
00:42:07.940 could have been a lot better
00:42:08.940 I'm sure that's true
00:42:10.940 but I don't object to the fact
00:42:12.940 that rich people were tapped
00:42:14.940 to give a little extra money
00:42:16.940 to keep people alive in this country
00:42:18.940 nobody's going to complain about that
00:42:20.940 now when I say rich people were tapped
00:42:23.940 that's not exactly what happened
00:42:25.940 because we just you know
00:42:26.940 created money out of nothing and spent it
00:42:28.940 but who pays for the
00:42:29.940 who pays for the inflation
00:42:31.940 who pays for the higher taxes
00:42:32.940 who pays the deficit down
00:42:35.940 it's people who have money
00:42:37.940 poor people don't pay anything
00:42:39.940 I mean relatively speaking
00:42:41.940 so rich people are going to shoulder the burden
00:42:44.940 of all the inflation
00:42:46.940 let's say 95%
00:42:48.940 and all the higher taxes 95%
00:42:51.940 etc.
00:42:53.940 now I'm not complaining
00:42:55.940 I'm explaining
00:42:57.940 I'm explaining
00:42:58.940 that it appears that the Biden administration
00:43:00.940 has found a stealthy way
00:43:02.940 to turn us into a socialist country
00:43:04.940 that's what it looks like
00:43:06.940 Scott
00:43:09.940 more poor are being created by inflation
00:43:12.940 yes
00:43:14.940 yes
00:43:15.940 so I'm not saying that more poor people aren't created
00:43:17.940 I'm saying just
00:43:18.940 again this is just a math question
00:43:20.940 it's not even an opinion
00:43:21.940 it's just math
00:43:23.940 that the rich people have the money
00:43:24.940 so if somebody's going to pay taxes
00:43:27.940 it's got to be from them
00:43:29.940 right
00:43:30.940 that's where the money comes from
00:43:32.940 so again
00:43:34.940 I'm not saying it's good or bad
00:43:36.940 or anything
00:43:37.940 it's just what's happening
00:43:39.940 and it's funny that we don't talk about it that way
00:43:41.940 you would expect that at least Fox News would be saying
00:43:44.940 that we turned into a socialist country
00:43:47.940 because
00:43:49.940 or at least more of one
00:43:50.940 a lot of socialism
00:43:58.940 over where we want to be
00:44:00.940 somebody says I have my car
00:44:01.940 my stocks
00:44:02.940 my golf membership
00:44:03.940 none of this affected me
00:44:04.940 what do you mean you have stocks
00:44:06.940 and you're affected by the market downturn
00:44:09.940 I think you mean you're holding your stocks
00:44:11.940 which would be actually
00:44:13.940 that would be a good
00:44:15.940 good opinion
00:44:16.940 so
00:44:18.940 I haven't looked at my stocks
00:44:20.940 my
00:44:21.940 normally I would look at my portfolio everyday
00:44:23.940 but I've literally not opened the app
00:44:26.940 I have no idea what my net worth is
00:44:28.940 I don't know what
00:44:29.940 I don't know
00:44:31.940 and I'm not going to look
00:44:33.940 I'm not going to look until the headlines say something like
00:44:36.940 the stocks are starting to reach their old highs
00:44:40.940 then I'll start looking again
00:44:43.940 because if the
00:44:46.940 the practice of investing
00:44:49.940 here's a little tip for you
00:44:51.940 I don't think you've ever heard it in quite these terms
00:44:54.940 most of you if you studied economics maybe you did
00:44:57.940 but the act of investing
00:45:00.940 is primarily about managing your own psychology
00:45:04.940 you got that
00:45:06.940 it's a little bit about knowing what to invest in
00:45:09.940 but that's not hard
00:45:11.940 because you can just put it in an index fund
00:45:14.940 and be done and just walk away
00:45:16.940 so it's not hard to know what to invest in
00:45:18.940 just diversify
00:45:20.940 get a low cost
00:45:22.940 you know fund that tracks
00:45:24.940 you know big basket of stocks
00:45:26.940 and that's it
00:45:27.940 so knowing what to buy is easy
00:45:29.940 knowing when to buy it
00:45:30.940 is hard
00:45:32.940 knowing when to sell it
00:45:34.940 or if to sell it
00:45:35.940 is hard
00:45:36.940 because those are questions of psychology
00:45:38.940 so investment
00:45:40.940 is not about knowing what to invest in
00:45:42.940 that's easy
00:45:44.940 unless you're dumb and you're trying to
00:45:46.940 you know guess on certain companies
00:45:47.940 that's gambling
00:45:49.940 so gambling is hard
00:45:51.940 if you're trying to pick individual companies
00:45:52.940 that will win that's gambling
00:45:54.940 so that's hard
00:45:56.940 but it's easy to invest
00:45:57.940 just put it in an index fund
00:45:59.940 and walk away
00:46:01.940 so how do you manage your psychology
00:46:04.940 the number one way you do it
00:46:06.940 is by not looking at it
00:46:08.940 it took me 50 years to be able to do this
00:46:12.940 or 40 years or something
00:46:14.940 I probably couldn't do that
00:46:16.940 for about 40 years
00:46:18.940 but now I can
00:46:20.940 like I finally finally learned to not look at it
00:46:23.940 because if you look at it you know what you're going to think
00:46:25.940 oh shit
00:46:27.940 I'd better be selling this thing right away
00:46:30.940 before it all disappears
00:46:32.940 now if you made terrible investments
00:46:35.940 maybe that's true
00:46:37.940 but if you have an index fund
00:46:39.940 or a broad basket of stocks
00:46:41.940 I don't know
00:46:43.940 the only way to measure your own animal instincts
00:46:46.940 is to not look at it
00:46:48.940 and you should also be thinking in terms of the five year
00:46:53.940 um
00:46:55.940 the five year horizon
00:46:57.940 I saw a tweet by Nival
00:46:59.940 recently
00:47:01.940 he said that
00:47:03.940 something like
00:47:05.940 dear God let me
00:47:07.940 let me have one more bubble
00:47:09.940 because if you get one more good bubble
00:47:11.940 you know sort of ride it to what you think is the top
00:47:13.940 and then sell everything
00:47:15.940 you know maybe that's your best exit strategy for retiring
00:47:18.940 give me one more bubble
00:47:20.940 I just want one more bubble
00:47:22.940 and then I'll put it all in cash
00:47:24.940 or put it in my mattress or something
00:47:26.940 yeah and
00:47:28.940 to state the obvious
00:47:30.940 somebody very rude
00:47:32.940 in the comments said I could be dead in five years
00:47:35.940 that's
00:47:37.940 yeah
00:47:38.940 yeah
00:47:39.940 so in five years
00:47:40.940 I will be almost
00:47:41.940 sadly
00:47:43.940 so yeah
00:47:44.940 I could easily be dead in five years
00:47:46.940 um
00:47:48.940 oh
00:47:50.940 alright
00:47:51.940 I just remembered something
00:47:53.940 so I'm going to take a
00:47:55.940 point of
00:47:57.940 point of privilege
00:47:59.940 is that what they call it?
00:48:00.940 point of personal privilege
00:48:02.940 I'm going to
00:48:03.940 I'm going to tell you something
00:48:05.940 that's not for your benefit
00:48:06.940 I won't hurt you
00:48:07.940 but
00:48:08.940 like usually I'm
00:48:10.940 presenting for
00:48:11.940 you know what I imagine you would like to hear
00:48:13.940 I'm going to give you one thing that's purely selfish
00:48:16.940 the
00:48:17.940 the man who
00:48:18.940 came up with the name Dilbert
00:48:20.940 for my comic strip
00:48:21.940 which wasn't me by the way
00:48:23.940 it was suggested by my ex-boss and coworker
00:48:26.940 he passed away in February
00:48:28.940 his name is Michael Goodwin
00:48:30.940 I'd like you to hear his name
00:48:32.940 and he was the person who came into my cubicle that day
00:48:34.940 and saw my drawing of this character who became Dilbert
00:48:38.940 on my whiteboard
00:48:40.940 and I'd ask people to suggest names
00:48:42.940 and he picked up my whiteboard marker
00:48:45.940 took the cover off
00:48:47.940 and he wrote Dilbert
00:48:49.940 on the board
00:48:51.940 and I've told this story before
00:48:53.940 that when he wrote that word on the board
00:48:56.940 next to the character
00:48:57.940 I felt myself go down a tunnel
00:49:00.940 to the future
00:49:03.940 and I could see that that was his actual name in the future
00:49:07.940 it wasn't like coming up with a name
00:49:09.940 it didn't feel like assigning a name
00:49:11.940 it didn't feel like picking a name
00:49:13.940 it felt like
00:49:15.940 it's not just Buffalo
00:49:17.940 just hours after that horror
00:49:19.940 Americans experienced at least two more mass shootings
00:49:21.940 in two other cities
00:49:23.940 so far this
00:49:25.940 what it felt like
00:49:27.940 was I literally went to the future
00:49:29.940 and saw Dilbert as a huge success
00:49:31.940 now I could tell you this a thousand times
00:49:34.940 and you're not going to believe that I actually had that experience
00:49:36.940 I swear to it
00:49:38.940 I swear on everything holy
00:49:40.940 my dog
00:49:41.940 anything you want
00:49:43.940 I actually saw the future
00:49:45.940 now not literally
00:49:47.940 I don't mean I actually time travel
00:49:49.940 I mean that I saw clearly
00:49:51.940 that this character would succeed in the future
00:49:54.940 the name was Dilbert
00:49:56.940 it would always be Dilbert
00:49:58.940 and I was done
00:50:00.940 from that moment on
00:50:02.940 I never once imagined it wouldn't work
00:50:05.940 and the odds were something like 10,000 to 1
00:50:09.940 so the odds were 10,000 to 1 roughly
00:50:11.940 that's actually a real number
00:50:13.940 of succeeding
00:50:15.940 you know in this business
00:50:17.940 and
00:50:19.940 that's right
00:50:21.940 well I'm not sure that wanting and deciding
00:50:24.940 works in the case of cartooning
00:50:26.940 because other people have to make decisions
00:50:28.940 so other people have to say we like it
00:50:30.940 and we'll put it somewhere
00:50:32.940 so I don't have full control of that
00:50:34.940 so the wanting versus deciding thing
00:50:36.940 works when you do have the full control
00:50:38.940 right
00:50:40.940 so you can decide for example
00:50:42.940 to build yourself up to enter a
00:50:44.940 weightlifting contest
00:50:46.940 and you know you just push hard enough
00:50:48.940 and you could probably make that happen
00:50:50.940 but with cartooning you really have to depend on luck
00:50:53.940 and that there was somebody out there who would
00:50:55.940 support you who liked what you're doing
00:50:57.940 and that part you can't control
00:50:58.940 I wonder if there are any other Dilberts
00:51:02.940 there are
00:51:04.940 there are people named Dilbert
00:51:06.940 and
00:51:08.940 Dilbert ground loop was an aviator cartoon
00:51:11.940 it wasn't called Dilbert ground loop was it
00:51:14.940 I think it was just called Dilbert
00:51:16.940 and there in the Navy there's a thing called the Dilbert dunker
00:51:19.940 has anybody heard of that?
00:51:21.940 the Dilbert dunker
00:51:23.940 it's been around since at least World War II
00:51:26.940 and the idea was that Navy aviators would have a risk of you know
00:51:32.940 crashing and being underwater in their plane
00:51:34.940 and the pilots would have to figure out how to get out of their cockpit
00:51:38.940 while they're submerged in water
00:51:40.940 and they created something to test it
00:51:43.940 it was called the Dilbert dunker
00:51:45.940 and the reason it was a Dilbert dunker
00:51:47.940 is that Dilbert was a cartoon
00:51:48.940 that was done by the military
00:51:51.940 somebody in the military
00:51:53.940 Osborn I think was his name
00:51:55.940 the author
00:51:56.940 and he had a little character named Dilbert
00:51:58.940 and Dilbert did all the wrong things
00:52:00.940 that an aviator should not do
00:52:02.940 right so he made all the mistakes
00:52:04.940 and that's how they taught people not to make those mistakes
00:52:06.940 now when my boss suggested the name
00:52:09.940 he did not remember at the time that he had seen it before
00:52:12.940 as a comic
00:52:14.940 the worst possible situation I could be in
00:52:16.940 because I had already submitted it
00:52:19.940 you know it had been accepted as a syndicated comic
00:52:22.940 and then only then
00:52:24.940 did he sheepishly come in and tell me
00:52:27.940 he knows where the name came from in his own mind
00:52:29.940 because years ago he'd seen in his father's old trunk
00:52:34.940 of things from
00:52:36.940 his father died in World War II
00:52:38.940 a trunk of materials from
00:52:40.940 he saw like the actual Dilbert comic
00:52:42.940 and he realized he must have seen it before
00:52:43.940 from that moment on I said to myself
00:52:47.940 oh no
00:52:49.940 oh no
00:52:51.940 I'm going to get sued
00:52:53.940 because I'm using the same name and it's a comic
00:52:56.940 if it had been the name of a diner
00:52:58.940 like a Dilbert diner
00:53:00.940 that would have been okay
00:53:02.940 a different business
00:53:04.940 but it was also a comic
00:53:06.940 so for years
00:53:08.940 I would worry
00:53:09.940 that somebody was going to come after me
00:53:10.940 because it was too late to change it
00:53:12.940 but it didn't happen
00:53:14.940 and it never did
00:53:16.940 and I finally figured out after 30 years
00:53:18.940 I figured out why
00:53:20.940 do you know why
00:53:22.940 the original cartoonist
00:53:24.940 who created Dilbert or his family
00:53:26.940 do you know why they never even
00:53:28.940 never even contacted me?
00:53:30.940 ever
00:53:31.940 somebody says copyright expired
00:53:33.940 somebody said trademark was dead
00:53:35.940 yeah
00:53:37.940 so you got it
00:53:39.940 it was a government cartoon
00:53:41.940 I already owned it
00:53:43.940 so did you
00:53:45.940 if you're an American you owned that cartoon
00:53:47.940 nobody owned it
00:53:49.940 because it was government property basically
00:53:51.940 so there was nobody
00:53:53.940 he made it under contract for the military
00:53:56.940 I already owned it
00:53:58.940 so did you
00:53:59.940 so apparently it was no risk at all
00:54:00.940 and then never came back to the party
00:54:03.940 but I would like to tell you one more
00:54:05.940 story maybe more
00:54:07.940 from the life of Michael J. Goodwin
00:54:09.940 two
00:54:11.940 I'm going to give you two stories
00:54:13.940 number one
00:54:14.940 Michael J. Goodwin taught me politics
00:54:16.940 he taught me the only coherent political opinion
00:54:20.940 I've ever heard
00:54:22.940 because he used to vote
00:54:24.940 even in all the local elections
00:54:26.940 he'd vote in all the elections
00:54:27.940 very Republican
00:54:28.940 and I used to ask him
00:54:29.940 why do you bother doing that
00:54:31.940 do you even know what the issues are
00:54:33.940 and he said no
00:54:37.940 do you read all the ballot initiatives
00:54:40.940 do you really know the ins and outs
00:54:41.940 and why it's a good idea
00:54:42.940 and he said no
00:54:44.940 and I said but you vote
00:54:46.940 he goes yes
00:54:47.940 I go how the hell do you vote
00:54:49.940 in any rational way without knowing
00:54:51.940 what all of these things do
00:54:52.940 and then he told me the smartest thing I've ever heard in politics
00:54:57.940 he said I vote against everything that raises my taxes
00:55:01.940 or cost money
00:55:03.940 because they already have enough money
00:55:05.940 and I heard that and said well that's ridiculous
00:55:09.940 that's so crazy
00:55:11.940 god
00:55:13.940 damn it
00:55:15.940 that's the best political opinion I've ever heard
00:55:18.940 I've never heard a better political opinion
00:55:22.940 and he implemented it
00:55:24.940 like he would actually go vote
00:55:26.940 and he would just say alright raises taxes
00:55:28.940 no doesn't raise taxes
00:55:30.940 just a statement
00:55:32.940 okay yes
00:55:34.940 that's it
00:55:36.940 actually I don't know if he voted for anything
00:55:37.940 I think he just voted against anything that costs money
00:55:39.940 and now you could argue
00:55:41.940 that hey there's exceptions
00:55:43.940 there are things you really need money for
00:55:45.940 to which he would say
00:55:47.940 sure just use the money you have
00:55:49.940 I'll bet you got something you can save some money on
00:55:51.940 because he thought the government should operate just like you do
00:55:55.940 if you don't have enough money for the new thing
00:55:58.940 you have to spend less money on the old thing
00:56:00.940 that's it
00:56:02.940 just like every company
00:56:03.940 every household
00:56:05.940 everybody else in the world makes do with what they have
00:56:06.940 they don't just say
00:56:08.940 give me some more investment money
00:56:10.940 they just make do
00:56:12.940 so that was his philosophy
00:56:14.940 I don't know if it was a good one or a bad one
00:56:17.940 but it's the cleanest one I've ever heard of
00:56:19.940 now let me I'm going to close on my favorite Michael J. Goodwin
00:56:23.940 story
00:56:25.940 he was working with me
00:56:28.940 when I worked in a laboratory
00:56:30.940 and part we were always connecting different equipment with cables
00:56:33.940 to see if this equipment works with this equipment
00:56:37.940 you know do the protocols work etc
00:56:39.940 and so mostly we're just testing different configurations of equipment
00:56:43.940 and that required tools
00:56:45.940 so we have a little tool drawer
00:56:47.940 that would be the screwdrivers and stuff that we use for connecting equipment
00:56:51.940 but there was a discussion in the lab
00:56:53.940 there were just a handful of us who worked there
00:56:55.940 about whether that drawer should be used for the tools
00:56:59.940 or the screwdrivers mostly the screwdrivers
00:57:02.940 or the snacks
00:57:04.940 because we also kept some snacks in there
00:57:07.940 and so we're like hey that drawer should be the tool drawer or the snacks
00:57:10.940 and so I thought I was pretty funny
00:57:13.940 and I said well this question boils down to this
00:57:16.940 would you rather screw or eat?
00:57:19.940 and I thought okay that's pretty funny right
00:57:23.940 screwdrivers versus snacks
00:57:24.940 would you rather screw or eat?
00:57:27.940 and I thought I'd nailed it
00:57:29.940 I thought I'd like to drop the mic
00:57:31.940 it's like would you rather screw or eat?
00:57:33.940 drop the mic, walk away
00:57:35.940 and then Michael Goodwin
00:57:37.940 said the funniest thing I've ever heard
00:57:40.940 after I said would you rather screw than eat?
00:57:43.940 he sat there and he said
00:57:45.940 depends how hungry I am
00:57:48.940 and with that one sentence
00:57:50.940 and with that one sentence
00:57:52.940 Michael Goodwin
00:57:54.940 described all of human nature
00:57:57.940 there was nothing left
00:57:59.940 there was no corner left unexplored
00:58:03.940 there was no phenomenon left to be understood
00:58:10.940 Michael J. Goodwin
00:58:12.940 magnificent bastard
00:58:14.940 had described all of human nature
00:58:17.940 with one sentence
00:58:19.940 depends how hungry I am
00:58:23.940 so this man
00:58:25.940 not only
00:58:26.940 gave us the name for Dilbert
00:58:28.940 which I believe changed the world
00:58:30.940 I did
00:58:32.940 because if Dilbert didn't have that name
00:58:34.940 I'm not even sure if it would have worked
00:58:36.940 honestly
00:58:38.940 there's something about the name that gave it
00:58:40.940 weight
00:58:42.940 am I right?
00:58:44.940 could you imagine the Dilbert comic with any other name?
00:58:46.940 it's hard to do isn't it?
00:58:47.940 there's something about that name that makes it work
00:58:50.940 it is
00:58:52.940 now because of that
00:58:54.940 that allowed me to have some
00:58:56.940 exposure
00:58:58.940 it allowed me to talk about politics
00:59:01.940 you saw with your own eyes
00:59:04.940 if you've been watching
00:59:06.940 that I got some things done
00:59:08.940 for example during the pandemic
00:59:11.940 I recommended an executive order to drop the
00:59:14.940 doctors couldn't make a phone call to help you across the state border
00:59:18.940 which was dumb
00:59:20.940 and so I recommended that during the pandemic
00:59:23.940 and the president at the time
00:59:25.940 signed an executive order
00:59:27.940 and now telehealth is a way bigger market
00:59:30.940 should make a huge difference in people's lives
00:59:32.940 eventually
00:59:33.940 now that's just one thing
00:59:35.940 there's
00:59:36.940 there are other things that
00:59:37.940 I managed to accomplish
00:59:39.940 that I can't tell you about
00:59:41.940 those are the good ones
00:59:43.940 but trust me
00:59:46.940 well I'll give you another example
00:59:48.940 my book
00:59:49.940 I had a fail in almost everything
00:59:50.940 and still went big
00:59:52.940 it introduced the ideas of
00:59:54.940 you know systems are better than goals
00:59:56.940 and talent stacks
00:59:58.940 now I don't think it's bragging
01:00:00.940 to say that those two things
01:00:02.940 made a huge difference in the world
01:00:04.940 because I hear about it all the time
01:00:06.940 you know talent stacks is the way
01:00:08.940 smart people recommend
01:00:10.940 anybody prepare their career now
01:00:12.940 and the systems are better than goals
01:00:14.940 pretty much has been adopted as the standard way of
01:00:17.940 thinking about stuff
01:00:19.940 none of that would have happened
01:00:21.940 without Michael Goodwin
01:00:23.940 so not only did he have the cleanest political opinion
01:00:27.940 I've ever heard
01:00:29.940 I vote against everything that raises my taxes
01:00:31.940 he summed up all of human nature
01:00:33.940 with one sentence
01:00:35.940 depends how hungry I am
01:00:37.940 he named Dilbert
01:00:39.940 which basically caused a chain of
01:00:41.940 a chain of action
01:00:44.940 that brings us to this moment
01:00:46.940 so
01:00:48.940 I just had to honor him for that
01:00:53.940 so you took his ideas
01:00:56.940 he gave me his ideas
01:00:59.940 and
01:01:03.940 alright
01:01:05.940 so yes let's have a sip to
01:01:07.940 Michael J. Goodwin
01:01:09.940 go
01:01:11.940 and that is my show for the day
01:01:17.940 YouTube
01:01:18.940 I'll see you tomorrow