Episode 1748 Scott Adams: Headlines And A Beverage Sip Because We Like Doing That
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 2 minutes
Words per Minute
144.06375
Summary
After a week in Hawaii, Scott Adams returns home to find that he's not alone in the man cave, and discovers that he has a visitor. Plus, a California kingsnake has escaped from his home, and it's not a good one.
Transcript
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Well, good morning, everybody, and welcome to, finally, back on regular time zone.
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And it's the best thing that's ever happened to you.
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Well, as you might know, I returned from a week in Hawaii.
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How many of you enjoy vacations in the comments?
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I don't really know what that's like exactly, but I hear people love them.
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Now, for the past 33 years, which is really the only time I've had enough money to take a vacation,
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I've also been working too hard to take a vacation.
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So I don't know if I've ever taken one where I wasn't also working.
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I went away for a week just to get away from just the distractions of being home.
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So after my nice, relaxing, but I worked all week, but it was still relaxing.
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I come back to my house, and you should know that my home has a feature in the front lawn.
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And by main feature of the house, I mean that it's laying across the lawn right now.
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So the main visual feature of my home collapsed yesterday morning.
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So that is the primary visual appeal of my house.
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But I went into my man cave after being gone a week and missing my man cave,
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and I said to myself, you know, I really want to relax, which is what you do in the man cave.
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And so I was relaxing in there until I saw that I wasn't alone in the man cave.
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That was behind my chair as I was trying to relax.
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Do you know, if you're trying to relax and you see a California kingsnake coiling through your garage by your feet?
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If I could summarize, summarize the feeling that I had at that moment.
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It was, if this were relaxed, it would be somewhere over here.
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Now, what some of you know that I did not know at the moment, this is a good snake.
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It actually is non-venomous, and people are happy to see him.
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I guess that's why they're called the King California snake.
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But, wow, was that a creepy, scary-looking thing.
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China just announced, or, I guess, gave some publicity, too.
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So, they've created a vessel which carries 50 drones.
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Now, 50 sounds like either a lot of drones or not many drones, depending on what kind of drones they are.
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But, something tells me these are the good kind.
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Like, the really expensive kind that maybe don't come back.
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I'm not sure if they come back and land on the ship, or how many of these are meant to be suicide attack drones.
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But, a mothership with 50 drones, it looks like that's going to be the future of naval warfare.
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Actually, the future of all warfare is just going to be drones.
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I'm thinking about reading my book, The Religion War, that I wrote in 2003, or whatever it was.
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And, it's about a future when, basically, it's all drones.
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I'm thinking of reading that because I never signed away the audio rights for that book.
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So, I might just read it into the locals' platform, if I get a chance.
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Did you know that a 3D printer can make 90% of the parts for a 3D printer?
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You can get a 3D printer to make most of another 3D printer.
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Now, I think it's probably the electronics that's the part you'd have to buy.
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But, if you didn't have a shortage of the chip part, which we probably do, by the way.
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But, if you didn't, I asked this hypothetical question.
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Yeah, so, there may be some parts you can't quite do yet.
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Although, I suspect that the 10% that you can't do is the important part.
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But, if you could do 90% of that, I asked this question.
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How long would it take if you had one printer, one 3D printer, and your goal was to make drones, the small ones?
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So, apparently, you could make almost all of the parts, 90% again, of a drone.
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And, it's a drone that would be good enough to be part of a military operation.
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So, it could drop a grenade, for example, or do reconnaissance, that sort of thing.
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And, so, the question I asked is, and, of course, they could be suicide drones.
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So, I asked, how long would it take if you just had one 3D printer, but you had no shortage of the 10% stuff that was coming in?
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How long would it take for it to make extra printers, and then those extra printers make drones?
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If you had lots of space, and lots of money, which the U.S. military could certainly have, right?
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And, it's one of those fascinating situations, because on day 2, you might not even have a second printer, right?
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But, on day 3, you'd have close to 3 of them, and then the 3 of them would be creating, each of them, a new printer apiece.
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So, do you know the famous mental experiment where you take a penny and put it on a checkerboard in the corner?
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And then you say, okay, I'll double the penny in each subsequent box, so the second one is 2 cents, and then 4 cents, 8 cents, 16.
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And, your common sense says, well, by the time this keeps doubling all the way around the checkerboard, that one cent could turn into thousands of dollars, right?
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That's what your common sense is telling you, or maybe hundreds.
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Maybe your common sense would say, wow, this is going up so fast that by the time we get to the end of the checkerboard, it could be hundreds or thousands of dollars from just that one penny.
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And then you find out, it's like a gazillion trillion.
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You are so far off guessing what will happen when you double stuff that many times, you're just not even close, right?
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It's not hundreds, it's not thousands, it's a trijillion gillion or something.
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And so, that's what would happen with the 3D printers.
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A printer makes another printer, makes another printer.
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But, by the 30th day, you could probably be producing 500 drones a day.
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Now, what could Ukraine do with 500 drones that were suicide drones per day?
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Now, of course, there are real-world limitations for everything, so you can't just do this.
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But, interestingly, you could very quickly scale up, if you could get the other 10% for both the printer and the drones.
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So, the reason I bring this up is, I have a hypothesis that somewhere in the United States,
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there is a massive drone factory that you haven't heard of.
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Because doesn't it seem as though there should be some super-secret drone factory
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that we put together in the last six months to just massively create drones for Ukraine?
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But I think the problem is that they can't get the parts.
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So, even if you had the factory, you'd still be limited with chips and stuff.
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I heard somebody say that the U.S. has been trying to compete with China on drones.
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And I saw somebody speculate that the U.S. didn't have the technical skill to make these drones.
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I'm sure we have more technical skill to make drones than China does.
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If China is dominating the market, it's because of price.
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That's the only reason they would dominate the market.
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So, I've got a feeling that we'll find out about a giant secret drone-making facility someday.
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Speaking of stuff like that, so Biden, I thought I saw a headline that said Biden is using that wartime production act to make baby formula.
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To which I say, wasn't that like, you know, didn't Joel Pollack suggest that like a week or two ago?
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I feel like that's an idea that under the Trump administration would have been a 24-hour turnaround.
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Under the Trump administration, I actually watched this in person.
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I watched an idea go from, hey, this is a good idea, to actually an executive order in like maybe 48 hours.
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And how long have we known this baby formula thing was going to be a problem?
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I mean, Biden has yet another thing to explain.
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I mean, there might be some logical reason or something.
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I've never seen an administration fail this hard.
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In your memory, have you ever seen an administration fail this hard?
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But even the left is, I can tell you that as of yesterday, yesterday I talked to a lifelong Republican.
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But it was a lifelong, I'm sorry, a lifelong Democrat who just said he's voting all Republican from now on.
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Lifelong Democrat, yep, voting Republican from now on.
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And I'm not going to tell you what demographic he was, but it wasn't the one you expect.
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So I don't know what's going to happen in the next elections, but I cannot imagine.
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Oh, and right, did I talk about this, that, I think I said yesterday, that Elon Musk said he would vote Republican from now on
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because the Democrats have become the party of division and hate or something?
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If Trump were still tweeting, I'd say, you know, there are basically only two people in that stratosphere.
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But now that Trump is off, I think, I think Musk is the top tweeter.
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Now, how many of you remember that Elon Musk came out of the PayPal, that was an original startup,
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And I wonder if they were to have a PayPal reunion now.
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I wonder if they were to have a reunion now, that they would have something to talk about politically.
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I keep hearing people say, my God, the gas prices are up to over $4 now.
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I mean, not that you're feeling sorry for me, but just as a marker of the times.
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And all of this is self-inflicted by Democrats, is it not?
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All completely known that if you do this, you're going to get this.
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And did they not slow-walk us right into the situation?
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It looks like they slow-walked us with intention into shortages.
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Now, I hear people say some people want the shortages, and, you know, it's part of their radical agenda.
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So I'm a little skeptical anybody really believes that, but who knows?
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All right, so it's an all-time new high again gas.
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How do Democrats get elected under these conditions?
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If the founders of this country, the ones who put together the original Constitution,
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would they have given us a constitutional right to own them, like guns?
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If the founders knew that 3-D printers were coming,
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would they have put, like the Second Amendment,
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would they put an amendment in there to say that citizens can own them
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and that the government cannot monopolize them?
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There's a reason they put that gun one in there, right?
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Now, you could argue that the gun thing is always going to be special.
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If you had a 3-D printer, and I'm saying high-end,
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so really we're still talking about the future,
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in the future you'll be able to print a proper gun.
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You can already do it, but I'm talking about like a real proper gun.
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You know, you could make a gun that would kill somebody.
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But I mean like a real weapon, like a serious weapon,
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Yeah, I feel as if the stuff that the 3-D printers can make at the moment
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But it's more like, you know, killing somebody in a special case.
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So, I would expect that 3-D printers will be illegal for citizens to own
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Would it be legal for a citizen to own a printing press
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capable of making U.S. currency that is indistinguishable from the real thing?
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so they can just control how you make the paper or something?
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But couldn't you also bleach existing currency?
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Because it used to be you used to bleach an old, like a dollar bill
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So, yeah, I would expect 3-D printers will be illegal at the high end someday.
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And you wonder, how could they possibly control that?
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in much of the way that they control copyright.
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Ex-President George W. Bush was giving a speech,
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The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified
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Well, there's more drama coming out of the Ember Turd trial
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if you saw a sibling getting punched in the face,
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So there's something about the sister's testimony
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it didn't sound like it was even self-defense, really.
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but some of those were contradicted by other people.
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Do you believe that they were violent to each other,
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or that one of them was primarily the violent one?
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I was just reading Eric's comment there on YouTube.