Real Coffee with Scott Adams - Episode 1762 Scott Adams： Let's Talk About Funny Things In The Headlines And Enjoy A Beverage

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00:00:07.820 Minus One. Today I might be a little off my game but it's only because the news is

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00:01:08.660 Ah. Yeah. Yeah. Well I guess the big news that we haven't talked about in this format yet

00:01:28.840 is the Amber Heard Johnny Depp verdict. You all know that the verdict went Johnny Depp's way

00:01:36.220 mostly. So it turns out that people who were not Amber Heard said bad things about

00:01:43.460 Johnny Depp so he gets some money for that while somebody who was not Johnny Depp said

00:01:49.560 some bad stuff about Amber Heard and so she'll get some money for that but less. And then we've

00:01:56.940 also determined that she's a narcissist and he might be a different kind of narcissist. And

00:02:03.760 then we got all confused about that and decided, well, maybe it's just about these two people.

00:02:11.200 I personally don't think this is going to have a gigantic impact on the Me Too movement.

00:02:18.600 I could be wrong. But I think it's just going to be, it's going to look like a one-off case.

00:02:24.400 However, it does give language to the amber turds of the world. So knowing that as we do that she's 0.78

00:02:35.580 not alone, she's not the only one who has her personality diagnosis, isn't it nice that when

00:02:42.980 you're trying to inform somebody for the first time that somebody has this, let's say a constellation

00:02:49.940 of symptoms, you could say, oh, you know, it's like Amber Heard. She was diagnosed with a set of

00:02:56.820 symptoms. And so if you remember what she was like, that's what this is. Somebody who lies and

00:03:03.680 you know, makes it all about herself and gaslights and all that. And then people will kind of

00:03:08.820 understand. Because until you put a name to something, people don't really store it. They don't really

00:03:15.540 store concepts, but they'll store Amber Heard. And every time you refer to her now, you're like, okay.

00:03:22.000 But here's where it got confusing. Because I guess both the defense and the prosecution,

00:03:27.200 if you can call it that, in a civil suit, they both said that the other was a narcissist

00:03:35.540 narcissist at one point. But there's two types. The Johnny Depp narcissist probably just likes attention,

00:03:44.260 as a lot of people do. That's sort of the benign kind. And then the other kind is the dangerous

00:03:54.360 kind, the Amber Heard kind. Allegedly, if her psychiatrist, if the one who testified is cracked,

00:04:03.040 and she's in that personality constellation, then she's a type you need to run away from. 0.97

00:04:14.000 So, here are some things we learned. Number one, I would expect that they're saying that Amber

00:04:22.360 doesn't have the money to pay the judgment. But I think that only depends until she does her next 1.00

00:04:30.440 movie. And she's already slated for one. You know, she was in Aquaman, right? The Aquaman movie.

00:04:37.880 But now she's, I think she's going to be in another one. It's called, let's look at it, 0.76

00:04:43.800 Aquiturd and the Jury Pool. I think it's called Aquiturd and the Jury Pool. Okay, that's one we

00:04:52.440 worked on on the locals platform last night. YouTube, if you like it. It wasn't my original joke.

00:04:59.580 All right. And Johnny Depp said he was humbled by the decision. And Amber Heard said she was

00:05:13.680 disappointed with what this verdict means for other women. And I was thinking to myself,

00:05:18.600 what does this verdict mean for other women? Because that's sort of subjective, isn't it?

00:05:24.860 I feel like what we learned from this is you can't lie and abuse a man and get away with

00:05:31.580 it every single time. At least sometimes. It might be rare. But every now and then, somebody's

00:05:39.900 going to throw away his whole life just to make a point. And I'm glad that Johnny Depp set that

00:05:48.560 standard. So maybe what it disappointed what this verdict means for other women. So certainly there 0.99

00:05:59.580 will be cases where women are not taken seriously. And then that would be tragic. But you know there's

00:06:08.020 going to be the other kind, too, where somebody should not have been taken seriously. But they were. But

00:06:13.940 maybe now they won't be. Because somebody will say, hey, are you Amber Hearding me? Because I've seen

00:06:19.640 this before. So it's going to go both ways.

00:06:23.000 So the thing that I love about this is that the so-called defamation was not even written

00:06:38.020 by Amber Heard. There's a report that the ACLU wrote the opinion piece, right? So assuming that's

00:06:50.200 true, that the ACLU wrote the opinion piece. So she got sued and dragged for something that 0.99

00:06:58.200 the ACLU wrote that was false. Now, she had to approve it, of course, I imagine. I assume.

00:07:06.840 So she's still guilty. But it's weird that they were the ones who wrote it. And then Johnny

00:07:14.160 Depp's problem was that his own lawyer called Heard's accusations about domestic abuse a hoax.

00:07:27.760 So Johnny Depp actually lost $2 million because his lawyer called what she had accused him of

00:07:34.320 as a hoax. Now, I'm guessing that means that some of the factual stuff must have stood.

00:07:40.400 Because otherwise, the hoax thing would be closer to true.

00:07:47.520 Now, here's the question. Is hoax a word that you would have seen before 2016?

00:07:56.880 I feel like that word has just permeated everything, hasn't it?

00:08:02.560 Doesn't that seem like a coincidence?

00:08:03.920 I don't know if hoax is a word that you see in this sort of illegal proceeding.

00:08:13.120 Well, let's talk about Elon Musk, because everything's related to him. So I guess he told his Tesla

00:08:18.400 employees that they've got to come into the office 40 hours a week. He said, anyone who wishes to do

00:08:26.240 remote work must be in the office for a minimum, and I mean minimum, of 40 hours per week or depart Tesla.

00:08:36.320 And he says, it's less than we ask of the factory workers, blah, blah, blah.

00:08:40.640 And so he's real specific. Like, it's got to be your actual office with the people you work in.

00:08:46.400 It can't be a satellite office.

00:08:52.320 Now, somebody says, why?

00:08:55.520 Here's the problem. If you were to ask employees, you know, what's your best situation? What makes you most productive?

00:09:04.160 They would probably all say, or most of them would say, working at home, or at least not being in the office.

00:09:11.120 That's what they'd say. But you do lose all that casual contact and other stuff. And I kind of agree with Musk.

00:09:20.080 I don't think you can get anything great done with remote work. I think remote work is good for

00:09:27.200 steady state stuff. Maybe do the things that you know how to do. I think it's way less good for

00:09:35.120 getting something changed or improved or radical improvement or cannibalizing what you have to

00:09:42.320 brainstorm up something new. Yeah, iterating, all the iterating. Everything's just slower and

00:09:50.640 less risky, I guess. And then you don't create any human bonds. It doesn't bond to the company as much,

00:09:59.040 yet the energy is different. So I guess I'm going to agree with him. So I hate it from the perspective of the

00:10:07.840 employees. What makes them comfortable is probably working at home. But what makes the company they work for

00:10:14.560 successful, so they can have good retirement accounts or whatever it is they give them,

00:10:19.280 probably going to work. So I love watching CNN try to explain Biden's record. They've kind of given up.

00:10:34.400 Have you noticed that? Like even CNN has just completely given up on Biden because it would

00:10:41.440 be embarrassing to try to support him. But they do still wave their hands at his accomplishments.

00:10:47.760 So here are three things named in the CNN opinion piece today as his accomplishments. It doesn't even

00:10:56.560 matter who said it because these are like the standard things. So one accomplishment is that

00:11:03.120 employment levels are good. Employment levels are good. What do you think? Is that a good Biden

00:11:11.520 accomplishment? Well, shouldn't you have to compare that to what it would be if he were not on the job?

00:11:19.840 And I ask you this, what exactly was it that Biden did that affected employment levels?

00:11:28.640 Can you give me an example of what Biden did that affected employment levels?

00:11:33.840 Because I know he did all of the checks that people got during the pandemic, but that hurt

00:11:43.520 employment, didn't it? Because people were getting free money, so they didn't want jobs.

00:11:49.120 So I know what he did that reduced the number of people working. He gave them free money. And I'm not

00:11:56.000 saying he shouldn't have. I'm not anti that. We know he shut down some energy stuff. So that should have

00:12:05.600 worked the other direction. Inflation. I don't know. Gas prices. I'm trying to think of anything he did

00:12:16.400 that wasn't anti-worker. Raise taxes. I don't know. Tried to.

00:12:25.680 So I guess, oh, here's one. The Bipartisan Infrastructure Bill. So presumably that would have

00:12:31.120 been good for employment, but I don't know how much of that is actually happening yet. Anything?

00:12:37.600 And so the first one, employment levels, I think would have been about the same no matter who was president.

00:12:44.160 Am I right? Don't you think Trump would have had pretty good employment levels? I mean, maybe a

00:12:51.920 little better, but they'd be in the same range. So one of Biden's successes was just going to happen

00:12:58.480 no matter who was president. The other one is the Bipartisan Infrastructure Bill. You know,

00:13:04.720 there's nothing that the public cares less about than a Bipartisan Infrastructure Bill. Do you

00:13:10.720 know what the public thinks about that? That it's a gigantic example of corruption and incompetence?

00:13:18.720 And that even yet, they think pork. As soon as you say it, they think pork. So if one of your

00:13:24.720 accomplishments is to get something done that sounds to the public like something that shouldn't have

00:13:30.160 been done, even though it should have been done, but it sounds like something that shouldn't have been

00:13:35.840 done. Some big old pork spending thing. Now let me ask you in the comments, how many of you have

00:13:42.400 benefited so far in a way that you can see some building or some infrastructure from the Bipartisan

00:13:49.920 Infrastructure Bill? So as of today, how many of you can see the impact of it? Anybody?

00:13:57.760 Is there any like construction near you that you can say, well, there's that infrastructure bill?

00:14:05.760 Now, I think probably there's a great deal of spending and activity going on,

00:14:11.360 but I don't know of any. So if you can't think of any, any way that it affects you,

00:14:18.160 I can't imagine you'd vote based on it. So he's got the employment levels that were just going to be

00:14:23.920 what they were going to be. The infrastructure bill that doesn't seem to affect anybody

00:14:30.000 for reasons that are hard to understand. It's a big deal. My guess is that it is actually affecting

00:14:37.360 lots of us. But since the nature of it is it's all distributed into little projects, you just don't

00:14:43.520 know. You just see that your roads are getting fixed. Or you see that there's something getting

00:14:48.880 built over there. But you don't really know. And then he gets credit for leading the Western

00:14:56.960 alliance against Russia. To which I say, should he have done that? Can you take credit for leading

00:15:06.480 the Western alliance against Russia? He lost that war. I mean, they're losing the war, right?

00:15:13.840 Didn't Russia get what it what it primarily said it wanted? And it looks like they'll probably be 0.88

00:15:19.920 able to hold it. So those are his three things that are touted as his successes. And then the things

00:15:29.760 that he says he's the Biden says he's somewhat helpless about are inflation, baby formula stuff,

00:15:35.520 gas prices, the stuff you really, really notice. Oh, you notice baby formula. I'm not even trying to feed

00:15:44.720 a baby. So personally, the baby formula thing didn't hit me in my cupboard. But even hearing about it

00:15:54.960 is traumatic. Did anybody have this experience? I've not even been involved around a baby baby,

00:16:03.280 even as a stepdad. I've not been around a baby who was needing formula, because I came in later.

00:16:09.920 So I've never even been in that situation. And when I hear babies not getting food,

00:16:18.320 like it sets off every alarm in my brain, like my brain is on fire, like must fix that problem right

00:16:25.360 away. You know, because we've evolved to make that problem number one, feed a baby. Like it's about

00:16:34.080 the most basic thing that we were designed to do by evolution or whatever. And so when that's not

00:16:40.720 getting done, that's not like not noticing the bipartisan infrastructure bill. That's like

00:16:48.000 catches your body on fire. And gas prices are doing the same thing and inflation is doing the same thing.

00:16:54.560 So I decided to look at inflation in other countries to see, all right, are other countries

00:17:02.400 having a big inflation problem? And the answer is yes. It looks like inflation is in fact a global

00:17:09.040 problem. There's still a big difference in inflation. There are some are way worse than others.

00:17:15.280 But the United States doesn't seem to be like an outlier. But here's the question. Would all of those

00:17:25.520 other countries be having inflation if the United States were not? Aren't we sort of connected to

00:17:33.680 everything? I get that we're all having the supply chain problem. So that part is not the United States.

00:17:39.920 But yeah, it just feels like the United States, you know, sneezes and everybody gets a cold sort of

00:17:50.480 thing. I feel like maybe we're causing inflation just because we're such a big drag on the economy

00:17:56.640 that whatever we're doing makes everybody else have a have a reaction. But here are the things we can

00:18:04.720 conclude. Number one, there's definitely inflation everywhere. And it doesn't seem to be really

00:18:15.200 clear what the pattern is. Except that, you know, some obvious things are making inflation. So here,

00:18:22.720 if you Google, why is US inflation so high? This will make you crazy. I actually do this. Just Google,

00:18:32.320 why is US inflation so high? What do you think it'll say? Do you think it'll say because the government,

00:18:38.720 you know, you know, printed too much money? Here's what it says. It says, this is Google's answer.

00:18:46.960 Experts say there are three main factors currently fueling much of the price growth,

00:18:52.160 sharply raising labor costs, energy prices, and interest rates. And it says each one pushes the

00:19:01.520 cost of everyday consumer goods higher, blah, blah, blah. Now, wait a minute.

00:19:05.920 That wasn't an answer. Let me say it again. Just listen for this. It sounds like it's an answer,

00:19:15.760 but it's not even an answer. Yeah. Why is there inflation? Because there's sharply rising labor

00:19:22.480 costs. No, sharply raising labor costs are inflation and energy costs and interest rates, all that. So

00:19:31.280 basically, they just defined what inflation is. They didn't give you any reason. So the question

00:19:39.440 was, why is there inflation? And they completely avoid the question of why. Now, they could have said

00:19:46.000 experts disagree on the reason, if that's true. But if you were trying to learn why there's inflation in

00:19:55.440 the United States and you Googled it, you would get Google's official answer that is absolutely just

00:20:03.280 misdirection. Am I right? Now, I don't think that the answer is always as political as we make it. It's

00:20:11.280 not always Trump's fault. It's not always Biden's fault, right? You know, we leap to those models. But

00:20:17.760 it's definitely not telling you anything that, what is it that causes prices to be higher? Well,

00:20:23.680 it's the higher prices. So if you hadn't Googled that, there it is. The thing that causes prices

00:20:31.440 to be higher is the higher prices. And also, if you're not following along closely, the higher prices

00:20:38.800 will cause the inflation. But also, the inflation will cause the higher prices. I don't know how we'll

00:20:43.680 ever stop. That's some helpful stuff right there. Well, no one's to blame if it's just, hey, prices

00:20:53.120 went up. What can you do? Speaking of prices, so the EU and the UK, I guess they've passed some

00:21:02.160 kind of laws or rules or something that's going to block insurance companies from insuring Russian oil

00:21:08.240 shipments. Remember, I always tell you, if you want to predict where things are going,

00:21:15.280 just look at the insurance companies. Because they're the ones who have to get it right.

00:21:20.000 They have to predict risk. So the insurance companies have decided that shipping Russian oil,

00:21:26.240 well, at least the government has decided that the insurance companies will decide this,

00:21:30.000 is too risky. Or it's too sanctioned. So I don't know if this means that, you know, Lloyd's of London

00:21:39.520 will be out of the game. But does that mean that some sketchy North Korean insurance company won't fill 0.92

00:21:47.360 in the blanks? And would that insurance even be accepted? I don't know. So I would keep an eye on this

00:21:57.040 space. Because insurance could just be, you know, the most predictive thing like it usually is.

00:22:05.520 Because things you can't insure just don't happen. Or they're not going to happen at the same rate or

00:22:10.480 pace or, you know, it's not going to be a growing thing anymore if you can't insure it. So

00:22:18.160 this could be like a major turning point in Russia's fortunes. And if it is, and I think that would still

00:22:26.240 be a stretch. But if it is a turning point, it'll be yet another example where if you were watching

00:22:32.400 the insurance industry, it gave you a warning ahead of time.

00:22:40.160 Yes, these are Scott and Opics. 0.84

00:22:45.200 All right.

00:22:45.520 What is a woman? Is that, is the documentary out? The documentary What is a Woman? You know,

00:23:00.240 the thing about that kind of content, the whole trans, what is a woman and everything,

00:23:06.400 is that that stuff, yeah, it's Matt Welsh's thing. I'm sure I'll watch that. Because I think the

00:23:11.840 entertainment factor will be high. But we're not learning anything from this kind of discussion,

00:23:18.880 are we? I mean, it's just, it's just something to get our blood flowing and get us clicking.

00:23:28.720 So I don't think it changes anything. But I'm sure it'll be interesting.

00:23:33.200 One of the things I like is when he puts ordinary people on the spot,

00:23:36.000 Matt Walsh and gets them to, or Walsh, and gets them to explain their opinions. That's always good.

00:23:45.040 All right.

00:23:47.920 So now this Sussman story is being framed as a big nothing by the Democrats.

00:23:54.560 So because the attorney who was working for Clinton got off,

00:23:58.960 so because he's not, you know, going to have any legal consequence, they're ignoring the bigger part

00:24:06.480 of the story, which is that in the process of this trial, we learned that Hillary Clinton was,

00:24:12.400 in fact, behind this, this major Russia collusion hoax. And somehow that part of the story

00:24:21.120 can be just disappeared, because they could make you look at the other part of the story and say,

00:24:27.120 well, there was nothing criminal. No crimes happened. See you, sucker. But we don't even know if no crimes

00:24:34.000 happened. We just know that a jury in Washington, D.C. decided not to convict. That's all we know,

00:24:41.360 which is very different from knowing no crimes happened. Yeah. So watching this thing get disappeared

00:24:48.640 is pretty shocking. All right. Now, am I wrong to say that the news is not serving up anything new?

00:25:00.080 Because it's a slow week, right? So what does 2024 look like to you, everybody? Who do you think is

00:25:09.600 going to be running in 2024? Give me your matchup. So after the primaries are done, and they're down to

00:25:17.040 the final two? A lot of people saying DeSantis over on the locals platform. Over on YouTube, what say you?

00:25:27.040 Give us your predictions. All right. You think it'll be Trump and Buttigieg?

00:25:37.040 All right. People are not so sure over there. A lot of people saying DeSantis.

00:25:42.400 But that depends entirely on whether Trump runs.

00:25:47.840 Trump-Adams? Not likely. All right. Newsom. Gavin Newsom? Maybe. Especially if he loses for governor.

00:25:56.480 You know, losing the governorship of California would be one thing that would put him in the running for president.

00:26:06.480 Yeah, I could see it being Gavin Newsom and Trump. Oh, that would be interesting. Oh, imagine that.

00:26:20.000 Because of the family connections. You've got Don Jr. with Kimberly Guilfoyle. Had been married to Newsom.

00:26:33.040 That would be an ugly, ugly situation. Now remember what Elon Musk said, and I've said this too,

00:26:41.360 that reality tends to bend toward the most interesting, the most entertaining outcome from the observer's

00:26:49.600 perspective. Not from the people who are in it. It doesn't entertain them at all. But from the

00:26:54.720 observer's perspective, it always goes toward whatever's the most interesting. And the most interesting

00:27:00.880 would be Gavin Newsom versus Trump. That would be the most interesting. Wouldn't it?

00:27:10.880 Because I feel that the Hillary 0.97

00:27:15.760 redo would just be another Trump victory. And it wouldn't, I don't know, it wouldn't feel fresh.

00:27:22.880 2020 was not a case of the most interesting. All right, let me ask you this.

00:27:37.440 Imagine these two scenarios and you're Trump and you get to pick one. And you have the benefit of

00:27:43.280 hindsight. But only as much hindsight as we have today. And here are your two choices. You can win a

00:27:51.280 second term outright, if you're Trump. And you can just serve the second term. But your second term

00:27:58.720 is going to look a lot like Joe Biden's second term, even if you did different policies. Because

00:28:05.520 things sort of suck. Right? So probably things would look kind of not so awesome. It wouldn't look the

00:28:14.000 way it looks now. I mean, Ukraine could look completely different. And energy and gas price could look

00:28:20.000 completely different. But it's not going to look like a great year. Wouldn't you say?

00:28:26.800 Afghanistan, yeah, we don't know what would have happened there. So we'll never know what would

00:28:32.400 have looked like. But I don't think that this year was going to be like a great year. Or this,

00:28:38.320 you know, these four years. So now compare this to Joe Biden coming in and wrecking everything.

00:28:44.880 And then Trump biding his time and coming back and fixing everything that he fixed the first time and

00:28:52.560 then expanding on that. Yeah, Taiwan could get interesting fast. So the question is, for Trump's legacy,

00:29:06.560 is he better off to win two terms consecutively or to let Biden really, really ruin one term?

00:29:16.080 And then Trump comes back and triumphantly fixes it and shows that he should not have been defeated

00:29:21.040 in the first place. And, you know, maybe there was some skullduggery that had an impact.

00:29:26.640 You have to wonder. You have to wonder. Because it's completely unpredictable. You know, you could

00:29:35.280 say that, oh, Trump would have done all the right things if he'd been in office so we wouldn't be in

00:29:39.760 this mess now. Maybe. Maybe. But he might have done other things that were worse. You don't know.

00:29:46.080 Well, there's no way to know. Yeah. Trump's too controversial. I think so. All right.

00:30:00.880 People, is there another topic that I have not broached that needs to be?

00:30:06.720 Because I don't think there's much happening right now. China? But what's new about China?

00:30:24.560 Taiwan? Yeah. I don't know if there's anything new about Taiwan either. Taiwan airspace? Well,

00:30:31.840 you know China's going to be testing Taiwan's airspace like crazy. All right. Let me give you

00:30:40.800 one idea for a gun control and see if you would be willing to consider it. It goes like this.

00:30:48.560 Instead of negotiating just with gun control, yes or no, you throw in child safety and say,

00:30:55.440 all right, it's a child safety bill and the age of buying certain weapons will just be part of the

00:31:02.480 discussion. But it'd also be how to protect them from social media, how to protect them from, I don't

00:31:09.840 bad schools. So you can come up with several things that are for protecting children. The problem is

00:31:16.800 if you throw in abortion, then the whole thing becomes useless. So you'd have to hold abortion out.

00:31:23.840 But if you made a set of child-related policies and said, look, the reason that you know this won't be

00:31:33.920 a slippery slope is that it's related to children and we're hitting a number of things. It's not about

00:31:41.600 guns. It's about children. So yes, there might be a slippery slope toward protecting children.

00:31:48.160 So that's the slippery slope everybody wants, right? Unless you get too nanny state. But if there are

00:31:55.520 obvious things that would protect children, just obvious things, most people are down for the obvious

00:32:02.400 stuff. So if you could throw together more than one topic and say, look, if you're going to take

00:32:14.160 something as important from the right as any kind of gun control, even if the only thing you're doing

00:32:22.240 is limiting the age of your first purchase of, you know, an AR, let's say, even if that's all you're

00:32:28.080 doing, it's too far. But if it's part of a bigger bill just for the kids, it doesn't feel the same, does it?

00:32:37.920 It would be hard to vote against the Save the Kids bill. So I'm sympathetic to the argument that says

00:32:49.520 you have to be an absolutist about gun rights. Because if they see weakness, they'll chip away.

00:32:56.000 That's not crazy. So if you're saying to yourself, Scott, I prefer our current situation where it's just

00:33:02.880 a logjam. Well, keep in mind, it might not stay that way. Because I don't know how many more

00:33:12.480 school shootings it would take before a few more Republicans are going to crack. So things are

00:33:19.520 probably going to change. I don't know if you can stop things from changing. So if you know things are

00:33:26.080 going to change, your best play is to manage the change to the to the minimum change necessary,

00:33:33.040 maybe if that's what you want. So it's sort of a if you believe it's going to happen anyway,

00:33:42.320 then you're not dealing with a slippery slope problem. You're dealing with steering the slippery

00:33:47.760 slope. Because maybe that's all you can do, because it's going to happen anyway.

00:33:51.760 And the things that we can be sure, well, as much as you can be sure of anything,

00:33:59.120 there will be more mass shootings. Don't you feel that that's just easy, unfortunately, to say?

00:34:05.600 There will be more of them. And there will be probably a greater rate of them. And probably

00:34:11.120 there will be a new one that shocks us in ways we didn't even know we could be shocked. I mean,

00:34:17.440 I feel as if, you know, there's a whole level that hasn't been hit yet, and somebody's going to try

00:34:23.600 to hit it. Meaning, you know, worst thing ever. And sooner or later, some Republicans are just going

00:34:31.360 to have to crack. So you either manage the change, or you let the change manage you, I think.

00:34:37.360 You think Vegas did that? Maybe. I think there's 60 dead in Vegas, right? And I don't think it changed

00:34:46.240 anything, did it? The Vegas shooting didn't change anything? Yeah, but you know what's different

00:34:58.720 about the Vegas shooting? Because it was adults. It's the school shootings that activate people.

00:35:06.720 You're not going to activate a Republican politician by a bunch of adults getting killed.

00:35:16.960 That probably won't activate them. They're going to need to hear something else. Now, let me give you

00:35:24.640 my provocative thoughts that I get criticized for saying something was a thought experiment,

00:35:34.960 when it didn't fit some scientific, scientific rigor. But I've said this before, and I don't mean it

00:35:44.800 exactly as a joke. I heard that there's never been a mass shooting done by an NRA member. Is that true?

00:35:54.640 Now, I'm sure there have been murders, probably. But there's no mass shooting by an NRA member.

00:36:01.120 Now, let's say that's true. Now, number two, have there been any mass shootings by women? 0.93

00:36:07.680 Yes or no? Have there been any mass shootings by women? 1.00

00:36:13.840 Somebody says yes, but it's rare. Right? It's rare. So,

00:36:20.000 now here's the interesting one. How many of the mass shootings were, let's say, left-leaning,

00:36:34.320 would have registered Democrat, versus right-leaning, and if they had registered,

00:36:39.360 it would have been Republican? What would you say?

00:36:42.560 What percentage do you think is left versus right-leaning? All right, your numbers are all

00:36:50.720 over the place, and display your bias. I don't know the answer, but let's say it's 50-50.

00:36:58.080 Can we say 50-50 just to talk about it? It might be 70-30, but the point will be the same.

00:37:04.960 The point will be the same. Suppose Republicans suggested that if you're a registered Democrat,

00:37:19.120 and you have to be registered before you can buy a gun. So I'm just brainstorming something that

00:37:24.080 would be more funny than practical. You have to be registered, but if you register as a Democrat,

00:37:31.440 you're not allowed to buy an AR until you're 25. But if you register Republican,

00:37:41.840 or you join the NRA, how about that? How about that? You want to get the NRA on your side?

00:37:53.520 Pass a law that says you can't buy an AR under age 25 unless you're in the NRA.

00:38:07.840 And maybe you have to be there for a year or something.

00:38:10.560 Now, here's what's interesting about it.

00:38:20.960 Do you think the NRA would be able to say that?

00:38:25.280 Do you think they would be able to say, hey, we'll get way more members.

00:38:30.880 This promotes our idea that people who join the NRA become responsible gun users.

00:38:36.800 You like your shooters incompetent. Okay, there's that.

00:38:44.320 But let's go the other way. Forget about the NRA. That's too polarizing.

00:38:48.720 Suppose, suppose Republicans just said we will help Democrats ban guns for Democrats.

00:38:58.720 Here's the argument. It would not stop Republican problems.

00:39:06.320 But what if it stopped half of the problems?

00:39:10.960 Why would Democrats turn down a half measure that would solve half the problem,

00:39:19.600 if it's the only thing they can get?

00:39:21.040 Now, this idea will grow on you a little bit.

00:39:26.560 Now, you have to compare it to getting nothing done.

00:39:29.840 So here I'm going to make the assumption that nothing will get done of any consequence.

00:39:35.760 But suppose Republicans literally said,

00:39:39.760 you can't buy a gun under the age of 25 unless you're a registered Republican.

00:39:44.560 And here's the deal. We know that that still allows

00:39:47.120 some mass shootings for registered Republicans.

00:39:51.680 But if half of them, half of all mass shootings are Democrats,

00:39:58.160 you can at least cut them in half.

00:40:00.640 So who would be against something that everybody could agree on?

00:40:05.840 Because Republicans would laugh and agree that

00:40:10.800 limiting Democrats from having guns until they knew how to use them is just a smart idea.

00:40:17.680 It would be so funny that I think Republicans would vote for it just because it's funny.

00:40:24.080 Right?

00:40:26.880 Now, I'm sure it's unconstitutional, illegal and impractical in some way.

00:40:32.160 But as you think through it, it sort of helps you clarify what actually is going on here.

00:40:39.440 If the Democrats wanted to reduce the number of people who were getting hurt,

00:40:44.480 they would take that deal.

00:40:47.760 Right?

00:40:48.880 So that's what the thought experiment does.

00:40:51.360 The thought experiment tells you that people were lying.

00:40:56.320 Because you can create a situation where they're getting 50% of what they want

00:41:01.920 and you're comparing it to getting nothing.

00:41:05.680 And people won't take.

00:41:06.720 People won't take the 50% because they didn't really want a solution.

00:41:12.160 Even though it's half.

00:41:15.520 A rational person will take half a solution over no solution.

00:41:20.000 Am I right?

00:41:20.640 So I think that it would expose the thinking on the left that they're making political points

00:41:29.520 and they're not attempting to do anything that's practical in the real world.

00:41:33.520 Because if Republicans said, hey, let's solve half the problem.

00:41:40.240 We're on board in solving your half of the problem.

00:41:42.880 And as far as our half, you know, that's more complicated.

00:41:46.320 Nobody has a solution for that.

00:41:47.760 But let's solve half of it.

00:41:49.280 All right.

00:41:57.920 Now, let me ask you.

00:42:01.920 When I first brought that idea up, and you thought, okay, it's stupid, but it's funny.

00:42:08.400 And the more I talked about it, the better it sounded, didn't it?

00:42:15.360 Seriously.

00:42:16.240 Right?

00:42:16.960 Right?

00:42:17.200 It sounded a little bit better than you thought it would.

00:42:21.200 But I surprised you a little bit there.

00:42:25.840 Okay, not everybody.

00:42:27.600 Some of you not sold at all.

00:42:30.320 Now, here's the difference between you and me.

00:42:36.320 I would have done this.

00:42:38.240 Like, if I were a Republican in Congress, I actually, literally would have done this.

00:42:42.720 I would have introduced a bill, and of course, it wouldn't get passed.

00:42:47.440 But I would have clarified people's thinking in the process.

00:42:50.720 And I would have said, look, we already showed you don't want to have fewer dead people.

00:42:56.000 If you ever want to have fewer dead people, join us, and we'll work something out.

00:42:59.440 But you just proved you don't want that.

00:43:01.760 So I would have done it.

00:43:02.800 I would have done it just to make the point.

00:43:09.360 I would be the grandstanding senator.

00:43:13.880 That's why you don't want me in Congress.

00:43:16.320 You don't want me in the Senate especially.

00:43:18.560 Because I'd just be grandstanding all the time.

00:43:22.560 I'd never stop.

00:43:23.520 All he knows about is California, LOL.

00:43:32.320 Well, I did grow up in upstate New York.

00:43:36.140 So I do know a little bit about a little bit.

00:43:38.840 It legitimizes gun control for one side, then the other side also gets banned.

00:43:48.580 Maybe.

00:43:49.100 But the thing is, if it worked, imagine if it worked.

00:44:02.140 Imagine if there was a ban just on Democrat gun sales, and it immediately decreased the

00:44:09.720 number of mass shootings by 50%.

00:44:11.960 Because it should, right?

00:44:15.620 Or something like that.

00:44:17.440 Because that would be the number that were roughly in that category.

00:44:22.820 So wouldn't it look like the problem had been solved so that you didn't need to have more

00:44:30.440 gun control because it would look like it was heading in the right direction and everybody 0.96

00:44:33.700 would take a victory lap?

00:44:34.720 Slippery slope.

00:44:42.180 So the Tulsa shooting, there was another mass shooting.

00:44:48.040 But was it the wrong ethnicity, somebody saying?

00:44:51.400 So it disappeared.

00:45:04.720 Yes, we covered the Depp verdict.

00:45:12.740 All right.

00:45:19.340 What's the history on him confiscation?

00:45:22.980 So apparently, I saw a report today that the red flag laws in Florida are working somewhat

00:45:33.540 robustly.

00:45:35.020 And there were quite a number of examples where when you hear the example, you say to yourself,

00:45:39.920 oh, yeah, that's somebody who should have their gun taken away. 0.74

00:45:42.900 You know, usually it's somebody who's made an actual threat against, like, real people.

00:45:47.560 Like, yeah, I'm going to do something bad to that class.

00:45:52.440 And I don't know what the law says in terms of when you get your rights back.

00:45:59.200 But every example that I heard, I said to myself, okay, I could live with that.

00:46:07.140 I just don't know if they're permanent.

00:46:09.460 Permanent would be more of a problem.

00:46:13.800 Hey, good picture.

00:46:14.820 Good picture.

00:46:17.560 All right.

00:46:25.620 Let me think of an offer you can't refuse, okay?

00:46:29.320 Rights are inalienable.

00:46:32.800 No, they're not.

00:46:35.200 Your rights can be alienated.

00:46:38.360 Is that the right way to say it?

00:46:40.720 What would be the way to say you don't have inalienable rights?

00:46:44.900 Rights, I will alienate your rights? 1.00

00:46:50.620 I don't know.

00:46:51.220 That's weird talk.

00:46:52.400 That's weird talk.

00:46:54.840 But I always have to explain this to people like I'm the only person in the world who ever heard it or something.

00:47:02.000 You can do anything until the government tells you you can't.

00:47:08.320 And it doesn't matter if they're wrong.

00:47:10.980 It just matters if they have guns.

00:47:13.480 And then they can make you do anything they want.

00:47:15.720 So you could argue what your right ought to be.

00:47:19.240 That's not going to help you.

00:47:23.340 Rights are given by the creator.

00:47:24.940 Are they?

00:47:27.880 Are they?

00:47:29.160 Are they given or are they just here?

00:47:32.340 Like, people who don't believe in a creator, do they have no rights?

00:47:37.440 Or they just don't know where they came from?

00:47:41.680 Now, the whole question of your rights,

00:47:45.520 it's a nonsense conversation.

00:47:48.160 There is only power.

00:47:51.140 There are no rights.

00:47:52.340 If somebody with power decides you can't do something,

00:47:57.040 you can't do it.

00:47:58.760 I mean, without penalty.

00:48:01.200 So where's your inalienable rights there?

00:48:07.060 If somebody can put you in jail,

00:48:10.380 you don't have any rights.

00:48:14.980 So it tends to be just a power struggle.

00:48:18.280 And then we try to dress up the power struggle

00:48:21.160 by saying we're giving people their inalienable rights.

00:48:25.620 But governments only give people the rights

00:48:28.360 that they think are not going to hurt the government.

00:48:33.360 Or at least not hurt it too badly.

00:48:35.040 Now, I get that if you were going to make an argument in court

00:48:43.680 or an argument to the public

00:48:46.100 saying stuff like your rights are God-given

00:48:48.840 and they're inalienable,

00:48:50.920 that's good rhetoric.

00:48:53.380 But it has no application to the real world.

00:48:57.140 And the real world,

00:48:58.620 if nobody's going to punish you for doing something,

00:49:01.880 well, you can do it.

00:49:03.040 And if somebody is going to punish you for doing it,

00:49:07.160 well, good luck.

00:49:09.960 That's sort of the beginning and the end of your rights.

00:49:15.260 Somebody says incorrect.

00:49:18.720 Tell me why.

00:49:26.380 No.

00:49:26.900 Somebody is characterizing me.

00:49:32.280 So here's how you know

00:49:33.440 that you're not understanding it.

00:49:36.200 If you're rewording,

00:49:37.540 if you have to reword what I say,

00:49:39.960 you're probably rewording it into something weird

00:49:43.240 so you can explain why you disagree with it.

00:49:46.800 If you simply use what I say,

00:49:49.960 it doesn't look like what you said.

00:49:51.660 So I did not say whether your rights exist

00:49:57.940 or something in some philosophical way.

00:50:01.620 I'm saying that whether you have

00:50:03.200 the philosophical right to rights

00:50:08.060 or a God-given set of rights,

00:50:11.320 it's all irrelevant.

00:50:14.240 What's relevant is you can do stuff

00:50:16.400 that doesn't get you punished

00:50:17.760 and the other stuff you better not do

00:50:20.420 or you better figure out how to get away with it.

00:50:24.300 But no, this whole inalienable rights is great.

00:50:28.220 It just has no application to your real life.

00:50:33.220 James here lives by the hobo's code

00:50:35.340 and I respect that.

00:50:38.220 I don't know what the hobo's code is

00:50:40.840 but if hobo's have a code,

00:50:44.260 I have to think that they developed it over time

00:50:46.440 and probably goes well

00:50:47.860 with the whole train-hopping lifestyle.

00:50:52.140 And for example,

00:50:53.980 what would the hobo's code say

00:50:55.660 about a ham sandwich?

00:50:58.920 And if a hobo finds a ham sandwich,

00:51:02.740 is said hobo obligated to share it

00:51:06.300 or scarf it as soon as possible

00:51:08.960 so nobody else can get it.

00:51:11.240 I don't know.

00:51:13.120 All right, well,

00:51:14.140 I got nothing else going on here

00:51:16.160 because it's a slow news day

00:51:17.440 but tomorrow will be awesome.

00:51:19.040 I will leave you only with this thought.

00:51:21.900 You probably will find yourself feeling

00:51:24.340 a little bit better today

00:51:26.760 than you imagined.

00:51:29.340 That's not an accident.

00:51:31.760 And tomorrow,

00:51:33.180 you're going to feel even better.

00:51:35.080 And that's not an accident.

00:51:36.000 So come back for

00:51:38.140 Coffee with Scott Adams

00:51:39.340 in the morning,

00:51:40.220 same place,

00:51:40.800 same time.

00:51:42.260 And I'll see you

00:51:43.080 later, YouTube.

Real Coffee with Scott Adams - June 02, 2022

Episode 1762 Scott Adams： Let's Talk About Funny Things In The Headlines And Enjoy A Beverage

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