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00:01:08.660Ah. Yeah. Yeah. Well I guess the big news that we haven't talked about in this format yet
00:01:28.840is the Amber Heard Johnny Depp verdict. You all know that the verdict went Johnny Depp's way
00:01:36.220mostly. So it turns out that people who were not Amber Heard said bad things about
00:01:43.460Johnny Depp so he gets some money for that while somebody who was not Johnny Depp said
00:01:49.560some bad stuff about Amber Heard and so she'll get some money for that but less. And then we've
00:01:56.940also determined that she's a narcissist and he might be a different kind of narcissist. And
00:02:03.760then we got all confused about that and decided, well, maybe it's just about these two people.
00:02:11.200I personally don't think this is going to have a gigantic impact on the Me Too movement.
00:02:18.600I could be wrong. But I think it's just going to be, it's going to look like a one-off case.
00:02:24.400However, it does give language to the amber turds of the world. So knowing that as we do that she's
00:02:35.580not alone, she's not the only one who has her personality diagnosis, isn't it nice that when
00:02:42.980you're trying to inform somebody for the first time that somebody has this, let's say a constellation
00:02:49.940of symptoms, you could say, oh, you know, it's like Amber Heard. She was diagnosed with a set of
00:02:56.820symptoms. And so if you remember what she was like, that's what this is. Somebody who lies and
00:03:03.680you know, makes it all about herself and gaslights and all that. And then people will kind of
00:03:08.820understand. Because until you put a name to something, people don't really store it. They don't really
00:03:15.540store concepts, but they'll store Amber Heard. And every time you refer to her now, you're like, okay.
00:03:22.000But here's where it got confusing. Because I guess both the defense and the prosecution,
00:03:27.200if you can call it that, in a civil suit, they both said that the other was a narcissist
00:03:35.540narcissist at one point. But there's two types. The Johnny Depp narcissist probably just likes attention,
00:03:44.260as a lot of people do. That's sort of the benign kind. And then the other kind is the dangerous
00:03:54.360kind, the Amber Heard kind. Allegedly, if her psychiatrist, if the one who testified is cracked,
00:04:03.040and she's in that personality constellation, then she's a type you need to run away from.
00:04:14.000So, here are some things we learned. Number one, I would expect that they're saying that Amber
00:04:22.360doesn't have the money to pay the judgment. But I think that only depends until she does her next
00:04:30.440movie. And she's already slated for one. You know, she was in Aquaman, right? The Aquaman movie.
00:04:37.880But now she's, I think she's going to be in another one. It's called, let's look at it,
00:04:43.800Aquiturd and the Jury Pool. I think it's called Aquiturd and the Jury Pool. Okay, that's one we
00:04:52.440worked on on the locals platform last night. YouTube, if you like it. It wasn't my original joke.
00:04:59.580All right. And Johnny Depp said he was humbled by the decision. And Amber Heard said she was
00:05:13.680disappointed with what this verdict means for other women. And I was thinking to myself,
00:05:18.600what does this verdict mean for other women? Because that's sort of subjective, isn't it?
00:05:24.860I feel like what we learned from this is you can't lie and abuse a man and get away with
00:05:31.580it every single time. At least sometimes. It might be rare. But every now and then, somebody's
00:05:39.900going to throw away his whole life just to make a point. And I'm glad that Johnny Depp set that
00:05:48.560standard. So maybe what it disappointed what this verdict means for other women. So certainly there
00:05:59.580will be cases where women are not taken seriously. And then that would be tragic. But you know there's
00:06:08.020going to be the other kind, too, where somebody should not have been taken seriously. But they were. But
00:06:13.940maybe now they won't be. Because somebody will say, hey, are you Amber Hearding me? Because I've seen
00:06:19.640this before. So it's going to go both ways.
00:06:23.000So the thing that I love about this is that the so-called defamation was not even written
00:06:38.020by Amber Heard. There's a report that the ACLU wrote the opinion piece, right? So assuming that's
00:06:50.200true, that the ACLU wrote the opinion piece. So she got sued and dragged for something that
00:06:58.200the ACLU wrote that was false. Now, she had to approve it, of course, I imagine. I assume.
00:07:06.840So she's still guilty. But it's weird that they were the ones who wrote it. And then Johnny
00:07:14.160Depp's problem was that his own lawyer called Heard's accusations about domestic abuse a hoax.
00:07:27.760So Johnny Depp actually lost $2 million because his lawyer called what she had accused him of
00:07:34.320as a hoax. Now, I'm guessing that means that some of the factual stuff must have stood.
00:07:40.400Because otherwise, the hoax thing would be closer to true.
00:07:47.520Now, here's the question. Is hoax a word that you would have seen before 2016?
00:07:56.880I feel like that word has just permeated everything, hasn't it?