Real Coffee with Scott Adams - June 03, 2022


Episode 1763 Scott Adams: I Teach You How To Use A Fake Legislation To Solve Fake News, And More Fun


Episode Stats

Length

39 minutes

Words per Minute

135.67534

Word Count

5,367

Sentence Count

468

Misogynist Sentences

3

Hate Speech Sentences

3


Summary

Dilbert and Scott Adams talk about how many counties there are in the United States, and how much money you need to be rich to be the richest person in the world. Then, Scott talks about how much he would like to be an Uber driver.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 All right. Good morning, and welcome to the highlight of civilization. It's called Coffee
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00:00:58.520 That's good. Well, so there are, how many counties do you think there are in America? Anybody?
00:01:09.700 Just take a guess without looking it up. How many counties do you think there are in America?
00:01:14.920 Yeah. The answer is 3,143. So out of the 3,143 counties, how many of them decided to go back
00:01:28.280 to a mask mandate for indoor activities yesterday? How many? Out of 3,143 counties, just one. Just one.
00:01:37.700 Yeah. And here's a second question. Which of those 3,143 counties does Scott live in? Right. So which
00:01:50.760 one does Scott live in of the 3,143 counties? That's right. That's right. It's the same one. Yeah.
00:01:58.860 One out of 3,143 counties. And that's my fucking county. Uh-huh. Yeah. One out of 3,143
00:02:13.240 odds. And my number came up. Fuck everybody. Fuck everybody. Fuck, fuck everybody. Just fuck everybody.
00:02:24.060 Fuck everybody. What do I do with that? Seriously, people. Do you believe that I'm not running the
00:02:33.980 simulation now? I mean, I've been trying to hide it. You know, ever since Elon and I made an agreement
00:02:42.000 to run the simulation, I've been telling him, can you back off a little bit? It's getting a little
00:02:47.220 bit obvious. You've got the user interface controls here. Richest man in the world. A little bit on the
00:02:52.580 nose. A little bit on the nose. And Elon's like, nobody's going to notice. Watch this. I can do
00:03:00.820 anything I want. Watch this. I will go from Democrat to Republican right in front of you. I'm like, no.
00:03:08.460 You can't do that. That's crazy. If you go from Democrat to Republican right in front of everybody,
00:03:16.020 and your companies are still solvent when you're done with that, everybody's going to know you run
00:03:20.680 the simulation. It's bad enough you're the richest person in the world. That's obvious that you run
00:03:26.140 the simulation. But don't do that. That's just like a magic trick. I mean, that's just like turning
00:03:34.120 water into wine or something. I mean, come on. Be a little bit subtle about it. But it does turn out
00:03:41.340 that everything in the world is only related to me personally. And so the one county that I live in
00:03:48.840 in the United States decided to have mask mandates. So fuck everybody and fuck everything. That's how I
00:03:57.420 feel today. I don't think I'll be wearing too many masks because I think I'll just stay home and ride it
00:04:06.940 down. I just can't handle it anymore. I just can't take the fight anymore. Like I'm just going to ride
00:04:13.920 it out this time, I think. Well, there's a, are you noticing that Dilbert has moved into the big
00:04:22.980 pharma industry? So if you're not following the Dilbert comic because it hasn't been edgy enough for
00:04:29.440 you lately, well, I solved that for you. So I realized that as a, this week, by the way, I turned
00:04:37.020 65. I had always imagined, really always, my whole life, that at age 65, I would definitely be done with
00:04:45.720 work one way or another. Now, I'm not the retirement type. So I mean, I'm always going to do something,
00:04:52.260 but it'd be more like optional kind of work. You know, I guess this would be like optional work.
00:04:57.980 I don't have to do it, but I like it, so I'd probably do it anyway. But I thought if Dilbert
00:05:06.300 is going to ride into, you know, obscurity along with me, I might as well take some chances. So
00:05:13.860 Dilbert's going to be causing a little bit more trouble than normal. A little more trouble than
00:05:18.960 normal. So look for that. So Dilbert's company just entered the big pharma industry.
00:05:27.980 So CNN has a story about how the Biden advisors are not getting along. Now, are you surprised by
00:05:37.860 that? Because that used to be the anonymous kind of stories you'd hear all the time about the
00:05:42.380 Trump administration. And I always tell you, you could pick any presidency, just randomly pick any
00:05:49.260 presidency, and then do a story about how the advisors are not getting along, and they're all
00:05:54.720 pissing and moaning about what the boss is doing. That's just every group, everywhere,
00:05:59.380 anywhere there's a leader. That's everyone, all the time. I made a comic strip specifically
00:06:05.500 to highlight that phenomenon, that it doesn't matter where you are. All the staff is complaining
00:06:11.240 about the leaders all the time. So, but it is notable when CNN runs a story about Biden
00:06:16.560 having aides that, I guess they're the old school, you know, the classic aides who have been with
00:06:22.460 Biden forever, who are trying to get him to do like one scheduled event per topic, and then
00:06:28.680 nobody cares. So he just doesn't know how to break through. And I'm thinking to myself,
00:06:35.280 is that bad? The one thing that works for Biden is being invisible. Am I right? So CNN, it looks like
00:06:45.300 they're trying to help Biden somehow by having these gentle criticisms. I don't know that Biden would
00:06:52.940 be better off communicating more. Do you? I think you're better off communicating more if you're doing
00:07:00.000 good work. Am I right? See if you'd agree with this. If you're doing a good job, then communicating
00:07:08.400 more is probably good. Because more people will find out you're doing a good job. If you're helpless
00:07:14.200 or you're doing nothing, is it really good to communicate more? To show that you have great
00:07:20.180 empathy for the thing you can't fix? Does that really push you ahead? You get a little ahead in that?
00:07:25.780 I don't know. I think Biden might be the one exception to the rule, where even though his
00:07:33.140 approvals are in the basement, the only thing that could make it worse is hearing from him more.
00:07:40.440 Isn't it? Seems like it. So I think they're playing it right by keeping him away from the public.
00:07:47.660 All right, here's the funniest story of the day. And I love it when
00:07:52.480 when the fake news gets their stories mixed. One of the reasons not to lie was this Mark Twain
00:08:02.880 said this, maybe? Tell me who said this. It's a famous quote. But one of the reasons to not lie
00:08:07.900 is that you don't have to remember all your stories and keep them straight. So if you meet a new person,
00:08:13.840 you don't have to think, okay, what does this person know? And what stories have I told this
00:08:19.020 person's friends? All right, I got to be compatible with that version of the story. So that's a good
00:08:24.120 reason to not lie. It's just hard to keep it all straight. But it also applies to fake news.
00:08:31.920 What happens if you do two fake news stories and they conflict? Well, here's one example.
00:08:40.900 So we know now that Donald Trump Jr., during the January 6th protests at the Capitol, he texted at
00:08:51.540 2.53 p.m., so it's right in the middle of it. He tweeted to Mark Meadows that the president,
00:08:58.220 quote, he's got to condemn this shit ASAP. So in other words, Donald Trump Jr.,
00:09:04.900 Jr., Donald Trump Jr., in the middle of the protests was trying to get his father to condemn them and shut
00:09:13.340 them down. Do you know what that means? That means that according to CNN, there was a planned
00:09:21.520 insurrection that the president was somehow part of, and that one of the people who was not aware of
00:09:28.500 the planned insurrection was Don Jr. Do you think that their two fake news stories got
00:09:37.100 conflicted there? You can't have it both ways. Either it was a planned overthrow of the country
00:09:46.020 and an insurrection, and Don Jr. knew about it, or it wasn't a planned insurrection, and that's the
00:09:55.580 reason Don Jr. tried to close it down immediately, as any patriot would.
00:10:02.900 Somebody says purposely kept out. Really? Really? You think somebody would do an insurrection to keep
00:10:08.900 Trump in office, and they would try to keep out Don Jr. from the plan? Because what? He'd be a... I mean,
00:10:18.860 none of it makes sense. So I was thinking about this concept of taking one fake news from the fake
00:10:28.540 news industry and always comparing it to their other fake news, and if you can find the right
00:10:34.280 pair of fake news or the right pair of stories, you can have one debunk the other, and this is a good
00:10:40.860 example. So how can they continue with their, it was a planned, you know, insurrection without Don Jr.
00:10:49.940 being aware of it? Now, because the texts, you know, were happening in real time, I don't think
00:10:57.860 anybody doubts that the texts are his real opinion, Don Jr.'s opinion that this needs to be stopped right
00:11:03.400 away. That looked like his real opinion. So he says maybe he's lying. Really? You think he would be,
00:11:12.820 you know, sending a fake tweet to Mark Meadows just in case later something came up? No. That's a little
00:11:19.960 too clever. Sometimes the things are exactly what they look like. Exactly what they look like. It looked
00:11:27.580 like there was a bad situation happening in the Capitol, and Don Jr., like most of the world,
00:11:34.140 said, hey, let's have less of that. And then he sent a text because he could. That's the whole story.
00:11:41.960 And then suddenly it's an insurrection. Now, CNN would also have us believe the following,
00:11:47.200 that America is the kind of country that Republicans especially will bring guns to absolutely anything.
00:11:55.460 They'll bring guns to concerts. They'll bring them to protests. They'll bring guns. They'll just bring
00:12:01.440 guns everywhere. They'll bring them to the store. They'll keep them in their car. But we are told by
00:12:06.100 CNN that the one place the Republicans will not bring and brandish guns, I don't know who had them,
00:12:12.340 but they didn't brandish them, is to an armed insurrection. So the only place a Republican won't
00:12:19.280 bring a gun is to a planned armed insurrection. That's what the news is telling us. That all those
00:12:28.540 other times, Republicans are going to be loaded for bear, literally and figuratively. But the only
00:12:37.000 time they don't is when it's time to use the guns for armed insurrection. So then they leave them home.
00:12:42.920 And somehow, somehow the base, the Democrat base is buying all of this. These are clearly
00:12:51.340 conflicting, conflicting fake newses. But I would like to suggest an even better way to play this.
00:13:00.360 Rather than just wait for the news to serve up these pairs of stories that don't make sense together,
00:13:06.380 what if you push it a little bit? And here's what I'd suggest. And this is based on,
00:13:13.800 damn it, I wish this had been my idea. I would love for you to hear this idea and think,
00:13:19.340 oh, he thought of that? But no. Chuck Madden, who's a user on Twitter, not the famous Chuck Madden,
00:13:26.200 as far as I know. But Chuck Madden had this tweet idea.
00:13:29.120 And then I stole his idea. And I reworded it this way in the tweet. I said, Republicans should
00:13:40.260 propose a permanent ban on every kind of weapon that was fired or brandished on the January 6th
00:13:46.940 insurrectionists, by the insurrectionists, quote insurrectionists, but not limited to, right?
00:13:53.320 So this complete ban that Republicans should suggest would be a complete ban on every kind of weapon
00:14:01.840 that was either fired or brandished, you know, shown, by the insurrectionists. Now, not including
00:14:10.140 the police, because the security needs weapons, of course. But if you don't count the people
00:14:16.560 defending the Capitol, I think every single weapon used by the insurrectionists should be banned,
00:14:22.140 banned forever. Now, you might say to yourself, Scott, that would ban nothing.
00:14:35.160 Wow. I'm just hearing that Alex Epstein's book just is screaming up the bestseller list. So that's
00:14:48.460 the one everybody's, there's a lot of pushback trying to keep it. It's called Fossil Future.
00:14:54.100 And it looks like it's number two. Yeah, it was number, anyway, it was doing great. So let's see
00:15:01.120 if we can get that to number one. Anyway, back to my main story here. What do you think of that?
00:15:08.340 What do you think of coming up with legislation? The legislation, of course, would be mostly a prank.
00:15:18.000 But the point of the legislation is to make the fake news cover it. Because they would have to cover
00:15:24.180 that every single weapon used by the insurrectionists would be banned. How would they cover that?
00:15:30.580 Seriously, how would they cover it? Would they say, we're not going to cover it because it's just a joke?
00:15:35.000 They would have to explain why it's a joke, wouldn't they? The reason it's a joke is because
00:15:41.300 no weapons were used by the insurrectionists, except for a bison hat and a podium, I think.
00:15:47.600 So I think it would be extra funny to ban podiums and bison hats as weapons of war. Because nobody's
00:15:56.980 going to, you know, they're not going to get anybody to approve the legislation. So it doesn't
00:16:01.340 matter what it says. It's just for effect. And then I thought, could there be any other
00:16:06.820 opportunities where you could make fake legislation to highlight the fact that there's fake news?
00:16:13.660 Could you make a law against every fake news? Think about it. Here's another one. Suppose you
00:16:23.080 made a law that says the news business cannot intentionally, has to be intentional, cannot
00:16:31.300 intentionally give misleading medical news, intentionally, accidentally is still okay. But
00:16:39.460 you cannot intentionally give misleading news during a pandemic. And then he uses your example,
00:16:47.560 CNN's reporting that the president suggested drinking bleach. And you say, we're trying to prevent
00:16:55.700 any reporting that is non-medical during a pandemic. You say, example one is CNN's coverage saying
00:17:09.740 that the president suggested drinking bleach. Because you say, that should be illegal. Because they know
00:17:16.060 that he didn't. That would be the claim. They know he didn't say it. It's a pandemic. You don't want
00:17:22.820 to give misleading information from an official source. And they did. They changed what the official
00:17:29.440 source said, the president of the United States. They changed it. And they made it wrong from something
00:17:35.080 that made sense and wouldn't have hurt anybody, because he wasn't talking about bleach. And they turned
00:17:40.300 it into bleach. And then they turned it into something that could have killed somebody. What about
00:17:44.860 ivermectin? Do you think ivermectin would fall into that? I think so. Because it seems to me that
00:17:51.780 the news turned ivermectin into horse paste and something else. And that wasn't accurate. I mean,
00:17:58.820 it wasn't an accurate way to present it anyway. It was technically accurate. And so could you come up
00:18:06.080 with legislation that would never get passed? But just to make a point of it, every time there's
00:18:11.180 a fake news, you come up with a fake law to deal with the fake news. I think you would find there
00:18:18.940 are lots of ways to do it. I don't know. Maybe it's a bad use of Congress. But the fact that our fake
00:18:25.320 news stands forever doesn't seem like we should put up with that. All right. Remember I told you that
00:18:35.100 follow the money always works. But follow the insurance can even tell you what's going to happen
00:18:43.100 before it happens. So now we have a story that Germany, the country of Germany, is not helping
00:18:49.560 Volkswagen insure against risk for doing business in China. And the reason being the Uyghurs and
00:18:59.180 maybe whatever else political risk there is. So China is becoming too risky for business.
00:19:06.000 Do you remember when I first started saying that? How many of you remember, and maybe you can tell me
00:19:13.040 what year it was, when I started saying, I'm going to tell people that China is too risky for business.
00:19:19.560 2018, somebody says? That sounds about right. And do you remember in 2018, did that sound kind of
00:19:27.640 exaggerated? Didn't really sound like something that could happen, did it? Right? In 2018, China was a
00:19:38.460 very safe bet. Tons of companies were working there and they were happy about it. So I was the one who said
00:19:45.580 that you would soon see it being too risky to do business in China. And I've been promoting that
00:19:53.100 point of view quite heavily for a few years. And here it is. Here's people running the insurance
00:19:59.700 risk for Germany just said, no, it's too risky for us. And there you go. And what about Putin moving his
00:20:09.740 oil around? Well, he can find other ways to move his oil around and sell it. But if he wants
00:20:15.740 everything to be insured, which is typically important for transporters, maybe not. Maybe he
00:20:23.260 won't get insured. So follow the insurance. It's going to tell you what's going on here. Here's the biggest
00:20:29.660 story of all humankind. Maybe. I mean, if you see if you can think of what would be a bigger story in the
00:20:40.140 like history of civilization. It sounds that this could be like a little bit of tiny invention I'm
00:20:47.300 going to tell you about. Just a little invention. Biggest thing in civilization. Maybe. It's a
00:20:55.660 so scientists and engineers at the University of Texas at Austin, they created a solution that looks
00:21:03.100 like sand and some low cost chemical. So it's a low cost gel film that they can make with abundant
00:21:11.420 materials. In other words, you don't need any rare earth materials. You don't need to mine for diamonds
00:21:16.540 or gold or anything. It's just sort of routine things you can put together. And when you put these routine
00:21:22.060 things together, they suck moisture out of the air and they turn it into drinking water.
00:21:30.700 What? What? It's like a little compound that looks like sand and some other junk in there.
00:21:37.820 And you just sort of put it there over a bucket of water and it just turns the air into water.
00:21:48.700 What? Now, if this thing actually works, I don't know, it looks like it might, that just changes
00:21:55.660 everything. Imagine if nobody ever had a water problem again. All you'd need is a bucket of sand and
00:22:02.060 it would create all the water you want. Yeah. I'm seeing in the comments, I'm skeptical. You should be.
00:22:10.220 But the amounts of water that they're talking about are crazy.
00:22:15.580 So here's what they're estimating. That even in the driest climates, you can get all kinds of stuff.
00:22:21.420 So the material would cost $2 per kilogram. And one kilogram
00:22:30.860 can produce more than six liters of water per day in areas with less than 15% relative humidity.
00:22:39.180 And it can make up to 13 liters of water in areas with more relative humidity.
00:22:46.220 13 liters of water for one kilogram of this little material in one day can make 13 kilos. What?
00:22:55.660 And none of this is even slightly possible, does it? Somebody says it's being done in Morocco.
00:23:03.980 Yeah, you know, those of you who are calling BS on this story, I get it. I get it. It doesn't sound true.
00:23:10.860 But what if it is? What if it is? Think about it. We might be on the brink of near unlimited
00:23:20.380 electrical power fusion. So the cost of electricity is going to plunge. The cost of getting drinking
00:23:29.180 water might plunge. The ability to live off grid. Now, if you've got a Tesla battery and you've got,
00:23:38.220 you know, this stuff for bringing you enough water. And then you've got, let's say, a Bill Gates.
00:23:47.020 What do you call it? Bill Gates is making toilets that don't require plumbing.
00:23:52.460 Just, I guess, I don't know. It somehow takes care of itself. And we're now almost at the point
00:24:00.380 where living off the grid, yeah, with your Starlink thing. You could pretty much live completely off
00:24:06.860 the grid without giving up anything. We're really close to not having to give up anything.
00:24:14.780 Well, we'll see. I think we're going to have fusion and water from the air and 3D printed food
00:24:25.420 and 3D printed manufacturing everywhere. That's what the future looks like.
00:24:30.060 Well, Elon Musk says he's going to cut 10% of Tesla staff because he sees trouble ahead with the economy.
00:24:37.820 Now, can somebody help me out? Why is the trouble ahead with the economy?
00:24:47.420 Well, like, why is he, pretty much all the smart people are predicting some kind of recession next year, right?
00:24:57.020 Now, would I ask why your first instinct was inflation, right?
00:25:04.380 So, the inflation means there's less money to spend. Except, you don't have inflation if people,
00:25:13.740 you only have inflation if people are spending. And if people are spending, you don't have a recession.
00:25:21.100 So, here's how tough economics are. I don't, I'm not really seeing the supply chain collapsing the way
00:25:30.460 people say it should have. I feel like somehow we're figuring out workarounds somehow. I mean,
00:25:36.060 I don't understand how the economy is working right now. Like, I don't know why we're not,
00:25:41.020 we haven't already run out of everything. I have no understanding of how we're still alive.
00:25:47.420 Because the news must be so disconnected from reality that we think we're dying any minute,
00:25:53.500 but nothing like that is happening in the real world. I mean, it looks like there's a complete
00:25:58.860 disconnect between economics and what we observe, right? Why do people still have jobs?
00:26:06.220 What's going on? Well, like, I'm completely confused at how any of this is still working. And yet it is.
00:26:15.340 I mean, it doesn't even look like it's strained, really. If you walk down the street,
00:26:19.980 does it look like things are falling apart? I mean, there's still a lot of stores closed from,
00:26:25.820 you know, the pandemic or whatever, but it doesn't really look like things fell apart.
00:26:29.900 It looks like the weakest part of the economy got sort of washed out, but it was going to wash out
00:26:37.500 anyway. Yeah, we see the gas at $10 and I know that hurts, but I'll bet people have just pulled back
00:26:45.820 their driving. So maybe that's what will hurt the economy. Oh, that could be it. If people drive less,
00:26:51.980 they'll spend less. I know. Well, I'm going to say that I'm going to be a contrarian here.
00:26:59.260 And while it makes sense, let me explain what I think makes sense from Musk's point of view as a
00:27:06.540 leader. Here's a general statement. If your company is growing, every now and then you should pause and
00:27:15.420 cut 10% back. Does everybody agree with that? If you have a growing company and things are going
00:27:23.900 well, it would be smart if you could do it. It's tough to execute. But every now and then you should
00:27:30.140 just say, okay, we're just going to fire 10% of the people that we have so far and then we'll start
00:27:34.540 growing again. Because you very easily, in good times when you're growing, it's easy to add employees
00:27:41.980 you didn't need that much. And then they've been there a few years and you say to yourself, okay,
00:27:46.540 could we just get rid of them? Did they do anything? And then you have to get rid of them.
00:27:50.700 So my take on Elon Musk, without reading his mind, because we can't read his mind,
00:28:00.380 is that he's picking the very best time to do this because it looks like there's a reason.
00:28:05.980 It looks like there's a reason. But it would be good to do anyway.
00:28:12.460 So that's the part I don't think he'll ever say out loud, which is that he probably thought there
00:28:18.140 was too much fat in the organization and had nothing to do with the recession. But if you can
00:28:23.020 use the recession as your go-to, well, I think the economy is turning south. I better start getting
00:28:28.700 ahead of it. Then it looks like you're ahead of the trend and there's no way it's going to be wrong.
00:28:36.780 Every company can get rid of 10% of their employees. They can all do it. And it wouldn't make any
00:28:42.060 difference tomorrow. So whether or not there's going to be a downturn, we don't know. But if you're
00:28:48.860 one of the smartest people in the world, you would definitely take the opportunity created by the
00:28:55.340 downturn to make some adjustments in your company. So no surprise.
00:29:06.620 I don't know if there's a recession coming. I really don't. Because everything that we
00:29:13.980 thought we could predict didn't happen. I mean, I guess everybody predicted we'd have more inflation
00:29:20.060 because we spent more money. But that's more just math.
00:29:28.380 Somebody's saying that I'm so rich, I don't realize that most people's money will be going
00:29:32.300 only to the necessary items. Well, I mean, obviously, I understand what happens when people have less
00:29:39.020 money. Did you think I didn't understand that? What I'm noticing is that people save to so much money
00:29:47.100 during the pandemic that there's a little bit of excess cash burning a hole in their pockets,
00:29:53.660 like they haven't had time to spend it. So I've got a feeling there's more
00:29:59.580 slop or more play in the economy than the experts think. And that we'll be fine.
00:30:06.620 So I'm going to stick with my original prediction, which is as long as employment stays good,
00:30:12.460 you'll be fine. Everything else will work its way out. Employment is the one that's catastrophic.
00:30:18.300 You lose employment and then it's the Great Depression. But as long as you're employed,
00:30:23.900 I don't know, I think we'll just limp along and figure our way out. That's what it looks like to me.
00:30:29.100 That's the good news. And it's a very non-newsy day.
00:30:41.580 Why did Fed attack? What's that?
00:30:46.460 The Fed said they will drive the economy into recession to tame record inflation, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:30:51.340 Yeah. So the Fed says that they're going to do it, they're going to intentionally create a recession?
00:31:00.700 I don't know. I think they'll intentionally slow things down.
00:31:11.900 Free money passed out by Biden, no matter how you slice it, is worthless. Is it?
00:31:16.380 Yeah, it's hard to get employees even in rural, yeah.
00:31:26.540 Your spouse took a 25% pay cut?
00:31:32.620 No, savings rates did not go up, that's true.
00:31:35.180 But when you talk to people individually, people will individually often say,
00:31:43.180 I've got this money I didn't spend and now I want to go somewhere.
00:31:55.900 Part of things like Tesla, yeah, so Coinbase just rescinded a bunch of job offers.
00:32:01.340 But Coinbase is a special case because crypto is, you know, so volatile.
00:32:08.220 And Tesla is a special case too.
00:32:11.340 So I wouldn't worry about that.
00:32:20.620 All right. Investment portfolios are starting to tank in the short run.
00:32:25.500 But you should not be owning a portfolio for the short run.
00:32:30.300 Yeah, the short run is ugly.
00:32:32.860 I mean, my net worth is down a third or something, which is pretty painful.
00:32:46.380 So tell me about the baby food shortage.
00:32:49.580 We talked about that.
00:32:50.620 I think baby food shortage is the scariest, one of the scariest things I've ever heard of.
00:32:56.020 Yeah, the fly formula.
00:32:58.860 But it looks like we figured it out, right?
00:33:04.880 What is happening to the mothers who actually can't get any?
00:33:08.700 Like, are they feeding their babies instead?
00:33:12.160 So there's part of the story that's missing, like the water people doing instead.
00:33:16.400 I hear all the stories about not finding anything, just milk.
00:33:24.640 Goat milk if over six months.
00:33:28.720 These babies are in the hospital.
00:33:30.280 Friday, what, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:33:45.420 All right.
00:33:48.320 Yeah, I don't understand what's going on with that situation.
00:33:51.140 I feel like there should either be more reporting on it or more information.
00:33:56.200 It's a little bit of a black box there.
00:34:00.280 All right.
00:34:01.960 Imagine if that same story existed during the Trump administration.
00:34:06.460 Imagine the Trump administration being in charge and babies not getting enough food.
00:34:12.040 Can you even imagine that?
00:34:14.560 Like, the fact that it's being treated with such kid gloves is only because it's a Democrat administration.
00:34:27.240 Would have been deported.
00:34:30.280 All right.
00:34:35.240 Is there any other story that I should have talked about, but I didn't?
00:34:41.200 I even thought the gas prices went down a little bit.
00:34:43.920 Oh, yeah.
00:34:44.200 Matt Walsh's What is a Woman movie is out.
00:34:50.160 I saw some interesting reviews on that, but I'm definitely going to watch that tonight.
00:35:00.620 Does anybody watch that?
00:35:02.400 Matt Walsh is a documentary or film?
00:35:06.440 What is a Woman?
00:35:07.620 Apparently, the fun part is watching people try to answer simple questions, which to me sounds pretty entertaining.
00:35:16.600 So, I'll definitely be watching that tonight.
00:35:22.060 Will I ever do interviews again?
00:35:23.740 You mean interviews with other people?
00:35:26.160 As in, I interview other people?
00:35:28.120 Is that what you're asking?
00:35:29.980 Maybe.
00:35:31.040 I don't know.
00:35:32.620 Maybe.
00:35:32.960 I don't enjoy them as much.
00:35:36.700 That's the trouble.
00:35:40.820 When I do this, it's as comfortable as just waking up.
00:35:46.920 But if I have somebody on, I usually have to read a book.
00:35:49.820 I mean, it's just a whole level difference.
00:35:52.380 But maybe.
00:35:54.140 Special cases.
00:35:58.280 COVID update.
00:36:00.040 Well, I don't think I have any lingering after effects, although yesterday, I was pretty tired.
00:36:08.000 Yesterday, I fell asleep six times during the ordinary day.
00:36:15.480 In other words, I would wake up in a chair six times yesterday.
00:36:19.600 At least six times I would go.
00:36:22.380 Okay, where am I?
00:36:25.080 Okay, I guess it's about two o'clock in the afternoon.
00:36:28.600 And I just had to figure out who I was and where I was.
00:36:31.820 Now, is that because of COVID or just not getting enough sleep?
00:36:36.660 I don't know.
00:36:38.200 So, I think I'm going to.
00:36:41.840 So, I don't feel any brain fog.
00:36:44.620 I did feel brain fog when I had the active symptoms.
00:36:49.780 But at the moment, I don't feel any.
00:36:51.800 I've lost anything.
00:36:52.520 All right.
00:36:59.700 You're old.
00:37:01.480 Take your vitamins.
00:37:02.780 Thank you for that.
00:37:07.580 Putin and cancer?
00:37:08.720 I don't know.
00:37:12.620 All right.
00:37:13.100 Yeah, it looks like lack of sleep is my problem.
00:37:18.500 I think I'm going to take a break from cannabis for a while.
00:37:23.280 I made the mistake of getting some product that is super, super powerful.
00:37:31.320 And it really sort of ruined the experience.
00:37:35.500 I didn't think that was possible.
00:37:38.020 But it turned it from a thing that would always make you feel better to something that would make you feel different.
00:37:43.280 Which wasn't really the plan.
00:37:49.220 So, I think I'll take a little break from that.
00:37:59.580 Newsday is printing an old Dilbert?
00:38:02.200 Really?
00:38:03.420 Is that because they couldn't handle the pharma comics?
00:38:07.280 I wonder if anybody else is not running Dilbert this week.
00:38:10.220 Because Dilbert's a big pharma now.
00:38:17.480 Stefan, you are so wrong.
00:38:20.420 It's not like I haven't tried that method multiple times in the last 40 years.
00:38:35.780 All right.
00:38:36.460 The inventor of dry sand.
00:38:40.720 Wear gloves.
00:38:41.440 Okay, that's funny.
00:38:43.680 All right.
00:38:44.200 That's all I got.
00:38:45.960 And maybe tomorrow will be a big news day.
00:38:49.920 But that's it for today.
00:38:51.320 Probably the best show you've ever seen.
00:38:53.500 And let's see if we can go fix all of America's problems.
00:38:59.280 Because I'll bet we can.
00:39:00.760 I'll bet we can.
00:39:02.480 All right.
00:39:03.500 Talk to you tomorrow.
00:39:04.280 All right.
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