Episode 1766 Scott Adams: Everything Is Broken But I'll Tell you How To Fix It
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 4 minutes
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146.35242
Summary
Biden's poll numbers are worse than Donald Trump's, and the news isn't giving him a fair shake. Plus, a list of the top ten Democratic hoaxes of all time, and a quiz about the top 10 hoaxes in the world.
Transcript
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the Highlight of Civilization.
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It's the dopamine here of the day, the thing that makes everything better.
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Well, Politico has an article that says that President Joe Biden is exasperated
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that his poll numbers are worse than Donald Trump's.
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Could you imagine doing this one last mission as a politician?
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You're Joe Biden. It's several years ago, and you say, you know, only I can save the country from this orange menace.
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And then he dedicates the closing years of his life, you know, the few that are left for him to enjoy his grandkids or whatever.
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And he puts all of his energy into it, and when he gets there, finally, he saved the world from Donald Trump.
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And then the poll numbers say, you know, we kind of prefer Trump, actually.
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I'm just saying we slightly compared the, you know, we preferred him.
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Can you imagine the failure that that would feel like?
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You tried to save the world, and then when you were done and you thought you'd really accomplish something,
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the world says, you know, turns out we didn't need to be saved, at least not by you.
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So Biden's solution to this is rather than make good decisions and lead the country in a productive way,
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He's going to travel more so that he can highlight his administration's wonderful accomplishments.
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Do you think the real problem is that the news has not been giving him a fair shake?
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Could you imagine if the news treated Biden the way they treated Trump?
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Just imagine what the polls would look like if Biden had one week of what Trump put up with every day.
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I mean, Biden's approval record would be basically zero.
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Well, on the good news, New York Times had two stories about cancer cures, different kinds of cancers.
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But there are small studies that would need to be reproduced.
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But in one of them, everybody in the trial got better.
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It was a small trial, but basically just everybody got better.
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I don't want to get too happy about it too soon, but that's pretty encouraging.
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And then there's, so there's something with pancreatic cancer.
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I always thought pancreatic was the one that you can't do anything about.
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Anyway, I like to think that maybe some of this is true.
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So I've been having fun with my Democrat hoax list.
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And have you noticed how handy it is if you follow me on Twitter?
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That you just whip out the top ten list of hoaxes and just paste it for your troll.
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Because it's a crazy maker if you're on the left.
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There are too many things on the list to deal with.
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And you can tell that at least some of them have got you.
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And then other people will pour in to say, if you believe this list, it actually is pretty handy.
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Now, I'm going to challenge your independent thought.
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You are the smartest audience in all of politics.
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Let me say that again, because it's sort of a shocking thing to say.
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But I think it might actually literally be true.
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That this is the smartest audience in politics.
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Because it's the only audience who gets a continuous dose of, well, let's look at this the smart way.
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I mean, nobody else is even trying to do it, as far as I know.
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But there is one really big glaring thing that I haven't been able to do.
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And that would be a top ten hoax list that people on the right believe.
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Because I would lose, I would lose my audience.
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So what you're going to have to do, is you're going to have to do that for me.
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Tell me what you think are the top ten hoaxes that people on the right believe.
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I think I'd keep it, keep it to, Pizzagate, I don't know that anybody believes that now, do they?
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Pizzagate was a temporary one that people did believe.
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Somebody says the drinking bleach hoax is almost true.
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So if I were to say, okay, you got this wrong because the science says this, but you believe this, I can't get away with that.
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Because the people on the right don't believe science.
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It's not irrational to not believe science anymore.
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It's pretty obvious that a lot of the science is fake.
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We just don't know which is fake and what's real.
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So how would you come up with a Republican list?
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Because the Republican list, I think, would have more disagree with science stuff on it.
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Disagreeing with science doesn't mean you're wrong anymore.
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It's sort of a, they're not really apples and oranges.
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But if you could do it, it would be really helpful.
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Make me a list of Republican, hoaxes that Republicans believe.
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And by the way, if you can't do that, if you can't do that, ask yourself why.
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It's probably not because there aren't any hoaxes.
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Now, I'm telling you straight up, I can't make that list.
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Because if I did, then I would lose my ability to have an audience.
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And then, you know, the cost would be higher than the benefit.
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So on Fox News, they're reporting that the CDC met with representatives of the teachers' union several times
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as they were trying to decide what the CDC policy on masks would be.
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Now, the implication is that the CDC got their so-called science from the teachers' unions instead of science itself.
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It doesn't say it as directly as I just said it.
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But the way it's presented is sort of as a question, you know.
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Hey, were they using the teachers' unions and ignoring science?
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Now, I think I can call fake news on this better than other people.
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Because I'm literally the number one critic of teachers' unions in the United States.
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Literally, nobody has a harder line against the teachers' unions than I do.
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Because I say they're the source of systemic racism.
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So I hate the teachers' unions for reasons that the right would like.
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The left should like to have better schools for people of color.
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And I think the teachers' unions are the obstacle to that.
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So nobody hates the teachers' unions more than I do.
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And you're going to make a decision about schools and masks.
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You think you're not going to talk to the teachers' unions several times?
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Now, that doesn't mean that you take their advice over science.
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There's no evidence that the CDC listened, at least in this story.
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There's no evidence that the CDC listened to the teachers' unions,
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and then decided to side with the teachers' unions.
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it's not presented in any kind of evidence that was suggested.
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is that the CDC did exactly what you'd want them to do.
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They talked to the stakeholders multiple times.
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I think probably the CDC did take too much guidance
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It's hard for me to believe that the head of the CDC
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that science was different than what you think.
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They may have had other political considerations, sure.
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But I don't think they just went to the teachers' unions