Episode 1780 Scott Adams: The News Is Crazy Today. Come Enjoy The Absurdity With A Beverage
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 6 minutes
Words per Minute
140.64885
Summary
The golden age of airline travel is upon us, and it's about to get much, much worse than it was in the 60s and 70s. Airlines are going to get worse and worse every day, and the only thing that can stop them is a technological breakthrough.
Transcript
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All right, it's time to light this candle and then blow it out, because you've come
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And I think this marks the beginning of something amazing for you, the beginning of the golden
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And ladies and gentlemen, would you like to get ready for it in the most appropriate
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It's called the Simultaneous Sip, and all you need is a cupper mug or a glass, a tankard
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chalzer stein, a canteen jug or flask, a vessel of any kind.
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It's the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better.
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You can be a conscientious objector to the Simultaneous Sip.
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Because you know, the Simultaneous Sip is designed to be manipulative.
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So if you like enjoying yourself, doing the Simultaneous Sip will create a little trigger
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to tweak your dopamine and maybe even your oxytocin.
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If you skip it, what you're skipping is your own pleasure.
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And I feel sorry for you, but it's a free world.
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Well, that's because we're going to have to destroy everything to rebuild into the golden age.
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But have you noticed that nothing has ever been worse than airline travel?
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I say this all the time, but I'm continuously amazed.
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That airline travel is the only thing that gets worse all the time.
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And now, some 19,000 flights were canceled or delayed since Thursday.
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Since Thursday, how do you cancel 19,000 flights and not have the entire airline industry completely useless?
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If you knew that 19,000 flights would be canceled, if you knew that was going to happen,
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would you have booked a flight in the first place?
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You know, without knowing the percentage, if I just heard the wrong number, I'd say,
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So there were 4,200 U.S. flights were delayed and 900 canceled on Sunday.
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It doesn't feel like that would just be something that a few people were inconvenienced by.
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Well, anyway, I wonder about the United States and its ability to fix things and do things.
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This will be sort of a meta theme for today's live stream.
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Why is it that we seem to have lost the ability to do things?
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Are we actually better than ever at doing things?
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Or are we in the process of, let's take manufacturing?
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We might be in the process of leapfrogging the need for lots of humans to manufacture things
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We may be leapfrogging that to be the world leader in 3D printing or something.
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So there's always going to be this destruction period before the rebuilding.
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So maybe everything that looks like it's breaking is also exactly what you would see before everything improves.
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Let me give you an example with airline travel.
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Probably what's going to change airline travel, this is my guess, is a technological breakthrough.
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I think a technological breakthrough will change airline travel.
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Imagine going to the airport and it's all facial recognition.
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You walk up, it sees your face, it says, yeah, you're okay.
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Suppose they figure out how to make all airline flight, let's say, independent of the government.
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So let me give you a technological model that would make a lot of flying, you know, different.
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The first technology is that battery technology has improved to the point where an electric plane is now economical.
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And not just because of the cost of fuel lately, but because batteries are getting better.
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But remember, if you got rid of all the regional flying, that would, you know, improve capacity for everything else.
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So imagine, if you will, that the way that we fly in the future is that the flights are like an Uber.
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You book it on your app, and it's pretty close to you.
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Because it's like a multi-copter, let's say a multi-blade drone.
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Do you know how drones always have, I think, is it four?
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Do drones usually have four independent engines?
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Because I think that's the same model that they're building now to fly humans.
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So it would be something like, you know, maybe one to several people getting in their own little flying plane,
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No pilot, no government, no security, because it wouldn't even be worth it for a terrorist.
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No terrorist would want to blow up a flying plane with six people in it.
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It would be terrorism-free, because the target wouldn't be worthy.
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It would be like blowing up a bus on the ground.
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It's only because planes have so many people in them that they even have any, and they're so big,
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So with batteries, imagine, if you will, that you go someplace much more local than your airport,
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because the copter things can take up, you know, they can go straight up.
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And you just book it on your app, you just walk in, you get on it, and you go to L.A. from San Francisco.
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Now, it'd still be hard for the cross-country stuff for a while, but just imagine it.
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I think that the airline industry is so completely crippled that a competitor like Uber,
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the way Uber took over taxis, because taxis were a broken industry too, in my opinion.
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Calling a taxi and not knowing if it would really come or when, that was really broken.
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And the whole taxi business couldn't figure it out, but then Uber did it.
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So I think there's going to be an Uber situation for this guy.
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I saw one suggestion, it's the best one I've seen, for fixing everything.
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And I just saw a suggestion on the locals' platform.
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I said that, given that we are probably a simulated reality,
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if we live in a simulation, the question was asked,
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have you tried turning it off and then on again?
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Because you would need somebody outside the simulation to reboot it.
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And then the other question is, how long do you wait?
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Do you ever have this problem with your Wi-Fi or your modem at home?
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You know you have to reboot it, so you pull out the plug.
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And then you say to yourself, do I really have to wait a minute?
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Have you ever unplugged a thing that you have to, you know,
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Do you really think you have to wait 30 seconds?
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Or is that like using your cell phone on an airplane?
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People are all over the board on whether that matters.
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so that turning off the power makes a difference?
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Like actually, you know, it goes back to its ready state.
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Are you telling me that capacitors can't be drained upon turning it off?
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They're not quick-draining capacitors, if that's a thing.
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So it's funny that your answers are all over the place.
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And we're all wondering if we've waited long enough?
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I don't think it's ever been that when I went back and waited longer
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and unplugged it for longer, that was actually the solution.
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I can't remember a time that that made a difference.
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Here's a mind-blower that I don't know enough about yet.
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So James Rosen wrote an essay for Real Clear News.
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And they're drawing on newly declassified information
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I haven't dug into it, but I retweeted it so you can do it if you want to.
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And apparently Watergate was, wait for it, wait for it,
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And I think it's actually probably true that it was fake news.
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Now, not that there wasn't a burglary, not that Nixon wasn't involved,
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but that the context was that the CIA was behind some part of it.
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So if that's true, and apparently we have this new information that says it's true,
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plus there was some older information that is being taken more seriously.
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But if that's true, then everything we understand about that is different.
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And the context would change from Nixon is a monster, and he got caught,
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and then we got rid of him, to Nixon was a victim of the deep state that took him out.
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The most basic foundational political story in American history,
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The most foundational modern story in American history is probably fake news.
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I always suspected, but I wouldn't say I knew it,
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And the reason I wondered is because everything today is not real, right?
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Almost all coverage today is so biased and distorted
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that you don't even know how they'll write the history of it,
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because it's like there are two histories happening at the same time.
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Was Trump a monster, or did he have a good first term?
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then this thing that we're learning is, fill in the blanks,
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you know, not the basic idea that there was a burglary,
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completely distorted in terms of who was doing what to whom and why,
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And who would be the people who are famous for writing this story?
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It would be the guys who are calling everything Trump does worse than Watergate.
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I would like to remind you of something that Elon Musk tweeted not too long ago
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and also compatible with us being a simulated environment.
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And the idea is that reality will tend toward what is most entertaining for the observers,
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not the people in the story, but the observers.
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Did Watergate trend in the direction that was most entertaining
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literally the way we describe things as being bad,
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What would be the most entertaining way to cap that off?
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To find out that Watergate itself was never real,
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at least the way it was told to us wasn't real.
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I'm going to put together maybe a list of how to predict things.
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the highest, most predictable way to predict the future,
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But another one would be that all the news is fake.
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I mean, maybe the other half gets something closer to real.
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But we also can't imagine anything about the future.
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So the fact that you can't accurately figure out
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to predict that we'll figure our way out of stuff.