Episode 1782 Scott Adams: What Do Kim Kardashian, Alex Jones and Adam Schiff Have In Common?
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1 hour and 1 minute
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144.53214
Summary
Coffee is the greatest thing ever made, and it's not even close to being the first thing you should know about it. Also, we need a new word that doesn't sound like a Nazi invasion, and a new pronoun that's not being used for something else.
Transcript
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Hey everybody, and welcome to the highlight of not only your life and my life, but civilization itself.
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Something like 13.9 billion years have passed since the Big Bang, and all of that leading to this moment.
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Think about it. If things had been just a little bit different, you wouldn't even be here.
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And then I would be talking to, I don't know, what? Dinosaur? Anything could have happened.
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But if we want to take it up to a less absurd level today, and probably do, all you need is a cup or mug or a glass, a tank or a chalice or a stein, a canteen jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind.
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Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.
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And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better.
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It's called the simultaneous sip. Has anybody ever done it before? Anybody? Anybody? Yes, of course you have.
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And it's the best thing that's ever happened to you. Go.
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I tried to get all of my senses involved. You got the touch, the smell, the taste.
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I sort of listened to myself slurping a little bit there. I looked at it. Yeah, everything.
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And I think we just had it together. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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How do you plan a vacation in the current environment?
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You think to yourself, you know, a few weeks from now or whatever, a few months,
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I think I'll book myself a plane trip and I'll take myself a trip.
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You don't know if masks are coming back, which would ruin a trip.
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And you don't even know if you'll have an airplane.
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Because the flights are so bad right now, the number of cancellations,
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that you can't be entirely sure that if you book a flight, it'll actually happen.
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Now, that was always the case that you couldn't be entirely sure.
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But I feel like it went from a 95% odds in your favor to closer to what?
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I don't even know what the odds are of missing your flight these days.
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Or at least being a day late or something like that.
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I mean, I don't know how you plan to do anything these days.
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Anyway, get your flight insurance or something.
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Because if you plan a big vacation, you don't want to blow it.
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All right, I saw the best suggestion I've seen from a tweet by David Boxenhorn.
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And he's helping us out with this whole pronoun stuff.
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And I was saying that what we need is some pronouns that everybody can agree on
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You know, don't use they, because that's sort of already being used for something else.
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So David suggests that since there are all these different pronouns,
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That if you just took the first letter from the pronouns that are out there,
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you could create, you know, your own sort of universal one.
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If you just took the first letter, let's say she, he, it, and they.
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All right, so it wasn't the best idea in the world.
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But I like where it's heading, generally speaking.
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Maybe you need to arrange the letters a little differently.
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Now, somebody mentioned that this had already been done with the letter Z,
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like calling people Z, you know, instead of he or she.
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Could we have a word that sounds less like a Nazi invasion?
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I'd like a pronoun that's not being used for a completely different purpose already.
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Doesn't make you sound like a Nazi stormtrooper.
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Now, as you know, reality and parody merged sometime in the 2021 period, I think,
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And that's a period where you really can't tell the difference
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Because the serious stuff became so ridiculous that the jokes, you stayed where they were,
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Does it sound ridiculous that parody and reality have merged to the point where you just can't tell the difference?
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Apparently, the Atlantic magazine, this is fake news.
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So somebody did a fake headline that made it seem as if the Atlantic magazine had done it.
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And the fake headline was The Heroism of Biden's Bike Fall.
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And then the subtitle was The President Gracefully Illustrated an Important Lesson for All Americans.
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Now, how many of you thought that probably was a real headline in this magazine?
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I'll bet you well over 90% of the people who saw it probably thought it was real.
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Because as absurd as it sounds, it's not more absurd than the news that you'll see today somewhere.
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There will be more absurd things than the real news today.
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Well, as part of our understanding of why things aren't the way they used to be,
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he points out that Eisenhower missed one key element when he warned us about the military-industrial complex.
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So remember, Eisenhower gave a big speech in his day and said,
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working with the people in government to make money by starting wars, essentially.
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And sure enough, it looks like there's some of that going on.
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But the part that he left down, as Adam Dopamine points out,
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It should have been the military-industrial-news complex.
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Because unless the news is complicit, you can't get away with it.
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And I think that's sort of a useful foundational understanding.
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but there's somebody running cover for the money and diverting you.
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So there's somebody on the, let's say, the bank heist team
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whose job it is when the bad guys run out and turn left
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he went that way and, you know, point the wrong direction.
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But we have no information about Alex Jones ever punching a dog.
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So, it was a good guess, but I don't think it fits.
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I didn't realize there were that many coincidences.
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I was going for they're all in the same line of work.
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They start with something that's like reality-ish.
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But they create something that's not reality from it.
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So, none of them are different, in my view, from wrestling.
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When you were a kid, did you ever watch wrestling?
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And you thought to yourself, people are saying this is fake.
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And then later you learn it's an attenuated reality.
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There's fighters, and there's a ring, and there's an audience, and people probably get hurt, and there's contact.
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He takes things that are at base are true, but adds to it.
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And is it a coincidence that Adam Schiff actually had some script writing ambitions?
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And Kim Kardashian, there was recently a story that there was some family meeting or something that was in the reality show,
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but the complaint was that they scripted it, and it was an artificial gathering in which they pretended something was real.
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Is there somebody who watches reality shows and thinks they're actually watching them just filming what's happening?
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Is there anybody who still thinks wrestling is like a real sport?
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When you watch Alex Jones, do you believe that the purpose is that you're seeing reality?
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Because you should watch Alex Jones, the Kardashians, and even Adam Schiff doing any of his public stuff.
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They attenuate it in ways that get your attention for their own purposes.
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But to imagine that any of that is real is a serious misunderstanding of, I won't call it parity in reality.
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But if you think that attenuated reality and reality, you can treat them the same, I think you should rethink that.
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These are obviously attenuated reality situations.
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And there's a new documentary or movie, I guess you'd say, coming out about Alex Jones, I think at the end of July.
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But I was looking at, I just looked at a little trailer for that.
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And you see just a snippet of Alex Jones defending what he does.
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Now, his defense is this, that he believes what he says to be true, and that sometimes he's wrong.
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And I look at that and I think, maybe, maybe, maybe, like you can't really rule that out, can you?
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Think about how easy a target Alex Jones is, and then I'm going to give you his defense.
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He believes what he says, but sometimes he's wrong.
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And I hear that and I think, all right, nobody has ever presented evidence that he doesn't believe what he says.
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Alex Jones asks us, why would we treat him differently than the New York Times, which also presumably believes what it says, but sometimes they're wrong, like weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, like really wrong, like wrong, start a war wrong, like that's as wrong as you can be.
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And Alex Jones says, why would you treat me differently?
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We both believed what we said, and we both could be wrong.
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To which I say, oh, shit, that's actually a complete defense.
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There's nothing wrong with that defense at all.
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The only way he could be thwarted in that defense is if there's some recording of him saying, you know, I make all this stuff up.
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Now, apparently there is some evidence that he likes the conspiracy theory domain.
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I believe that's, you know, also part of the trailer.
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And I'm not entirely sure that believing things is a real thing anymore.
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I feel as if we all choose things to believe and that the reality is now so obviously subjective that we're a little bit aware of the fact that we're just choosing a reality.
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But you can see that this is like a trend, you know, like it's a socially expanding trend.
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That people understand that what they believe or what they act on as their reality, they know is a selected reality, a decision reality.
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And I think that conspiracy theorists often are making almost a lifestyle choice to say, I'm going to live in a world in which I treat this as true.
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And on some level, maybe they know it isn't true.
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Because did you ever see somebody who had a religion that wasn't yours?
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And you talk to them and you're like, I don't know what's going on with this other person.
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So whatever your religion is, is probably the real one.
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But suppose you were talking to somebody who got it all wrong.
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And you look at them and you think, did they actually believe that?
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Like if you put a gun to the head of a loved one and their family and said, I'm going to kill your loved one.
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But I have some way to know what you're really thinking.
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Do you really believe your own religion, like all of it?
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And I think you'd find that people say, well, okay.
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If the life of my loved one is on the line, it is sort of a chosen belief.
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And while many of you are still saying, well, that's not true with me.
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I'm actually living in reality and living in the real world.
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Speaking of reality, here's why you could say with certainty we have no news industry in this country.
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The most basic fact that you would want to know as a news consumer is this.
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So Biden recently said, I think yesterday, we need more refining capacity.
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And he says, this idea, they don't have oil and they don't have oil to drill and to bring up is simply not true.
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So basically, Biden is saying that the oil industry is to blame for any shortages because there's plenty of oil with the leases and the drilling capacity they already have.
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And so that's a problem with the industry itself having not built enough refineries.
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Now, wouldn't you expect if you had a news industry, they would fact check all that and then put it in context for you and then you would read it.
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And it wouldn't matter if you were reading news from the left or the right because these are just really objective facts.
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Is it true that the industry just didn't build enough refineries and there's nothing stopping them?
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So here are things I've heard unreliably but also assumed to be true.
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I believe the government is the problem with building refineries, isn't it?
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Isn't the problem that the government, either it's either state or local or federal or regulations of some types.
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But did I not hear a quote, and give me a fact check on this.
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I think this week the CEO of Chevron, this is the part you need to check,
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said that he believes there will never be a refinery built in this country again.
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The CEO said he doesn't believe it will ever happen?
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Because the, and I assumed that the context was the regulatory burden is too hard.
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Yeah, it's just impossible for regulatory reasons.
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Can't everybody win if we put the refineries in Central America?
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There's got to be some, you know, are you telling me that Nicaragua,
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you know, Nicaragua is going to say no to a refinery?
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With all the, you know, jobs and whatever positivity it could create there?
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And they probably have lower, you know, regulatory burdens.
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So couldn't Kamala solve her problem, and the CEO of Chevron can solve his problem,
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and basically work as a, you know, as a system?
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Try to figure out how to make all that work as one thing.
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So one of the big problems, and you see this all the time,
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is we treat all of our issues like they're little silos.
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But sometimes you could just connect two problems.
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For example, you've got a labor shortage, and, you know, that's the economy,
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Can't we figure out how those two silos could work together to fix something?
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by thinking all of our issues are, like, in their own little channel.
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Anyway, so it's obvious we have no news industry,
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because I can't tell if Biden is telling the truth that the industry is to blame
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or the industry is telling the truth that the government is to blame.
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And I would think that both the news on the left and the right,
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if they knew the answer, would report it exactly the same.
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Oh, yeah, they would love to build a refinery, but the government's too burdensome.
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trying to answer a question about, you know, the economy.
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And she attempted to answer it by saying there's a bunch of stuff
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We're not in a recession now, blah, blah, blah.
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But my overall impression of her was she didn't seem qualified for the job.
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So I'm at least being respectful when I'm talking about her.
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Do you remember when Conan O'Brien first became a late-show host?
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And I don't know if he had the same reaction I did,
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He just seemed so uncomfortable in his own skin on stage
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Because it's one of those things you can't really practice.
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You know, there's no way to practice being a late-night show monologue guy
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So, and then I would argue that he became, you know,
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one of the best at it because he got to practice.
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I feel as if she could, she could follow the same arc.
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the spokesperson is looking a little too uncomfortable with what she's saying.
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And you do not want your spokesperson to look uncomfortable
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do you have the same impression that she seems to lack confidence in her own answers
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makes you think maybe the administration doesn't know what it's doing.
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It's a bad, it's a bad combination to have somebody who looks
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She looks like she has, you know, basic, you know, great capabilities.
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So, maybe she becomes really good at this in a month.
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And, basically, it would throw the whole cigarette industry into a tizzy
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and it would make it easier for people to quit.