Real Coffee with Scott Adams - Episode 1783 Scott Adams： The News Is Weird But So Are We. Come Join Us

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00:00:49.020 Can you feel your dopamine and oxytocin starting to spike?

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00:00:56.600 Oh, I savor it.

00:01:01.360 That's so good.

00:01:02.780 So good.

00:01:05.920 Well, I did a little thing last night that I don't know if you've ever done this.

00:01:10.300 It's called not getting enough sleep.

00:01:13.620 Wow.

00:01:14.940 I'm really good a day or two without enough sleep.

00:01:18.060 But how many emergencies can one person have after midnight?

00:01:22.860 You know, never big ones, but there's always something that you have to get up for at midnight.

00:01:29.120 There's always a lost dog or a smell or a leak or some damn thing.

00:01:35.420 Yes, I did have another water leak problem, but that's another story.

00:01:41.560 CNN's ratings continue to plunge.

00:01:45.800 Do you know why their ratings continue to plunge?

00:01:48.340 Because their new boss is trying to make them report real news without the sensationalism.

00:01:54.800 Nobody wants it.

00:01:58.720 That's the problem.

00:02:00.560 Nobody wants it.

00:02:01.420 You know, everybody's so smart, and they say, you know, why can't the news give us just the straight news like it did in the 60s?

00:02:10.320 I'll tell you why.

00:02:12.280 Nobody will watch it.

00:02:13.260 So CNN is embarking in an experiment to destroy their own business, apparently, in which they're going to try to be less sensational.

00:02:23.220 Why would anyone watch less sensational news?

00:02:27.300 If you had a choice between sensational news and less sensational news, meaning that the hyperbole would be added or not, which one would you watch?

00:02:38.340 You say you'd watch the one without the hyperbole.

00:02:44.800 That's what you say.

00:02:46.580 If I did a survey, I bet a lot of people would say, you know, I don't need all that opinion and all that exaggeration and bigotry and one side is right and one side is wrong.

00:02:57.180 I don't need any of that.

00:02:59.200 But if you were given two choices, you would take that, as long as it was on your side.

00:03:04.440 Who in the world wants to see neutral things when they can see victory?

00:03:09.700 Because that's what the news sources do.

00:03:12.120 They tell you your side is right.

00:03:14.820 If you turn on Fox News, it is going to be one story after another telling you that you were right all along, meaning you as a Fox News regular viewer.

00:03:26.580 Yep, you were right all along.

00:03:29.100 When you warned that if this happens, bad things will happen, well, here it is.

00:03:33.040 Yes, you are so smart.

00:03:35.160 Who is not going to watch that?

00:03:37.360 I mean, seriously.

00:03:38.820 If you could watch news that's just, somebody did something, we don't know what it means, or we totally know what it means and it proves how smart you are.

00:03:49.380 Which one are you going to watch?

00:03:51.680 I'm going to watch the one that says I'm smart.

00:03:55.420 I may be small, but I'm not unaware of it.

00:03:58.580 All right, here's the perpetual news news, you know, the news that never changes every day.

00:04:07.180 Germany is in a gas shortage.

00:04:10.500 As Andres Beckhaus, I think I saw a tweet, in which he pointed out, the news is that this wasn't already news.

00:04:17.460 Why is Germany just preparing for a shortage?

00:04:22.600 Because that's the story.

00:04:24.500 Germany is getting more aggressive about preparing the public for upcoming gas shortages.

00:04:29.740 Well, they're not upcoming, they're already there.

00:04:31.680 So there's already a gas shortage.

00:04:33.040 Because of Russia.

00:04:36.500 Now, Russia says they had to reduce the amount of gas, not to punish Germany, but rather because they couldn't get equipment from the West that was needed to keep their facilities working.

00:04:51.740 What do you think is true?

00:04:52.700 Do you think it's true that the one and only reason Putin cut gas production is to put pressure on the economies so that they would give him what he wants?

00:05:03.260 Or do you think that he didn't have spare parts because that was exactly our strategy to deny him spare parts?

00:05:12.740 He's kind of calling your bluff, isn't he?

00:05:15.240 Not yours, but, you know, so the United States says we're going to sanction Russia and they won't be able to get, you know,

00:05:22.020 any modern spare parts, so there are industries that require Western technology will eventually crumble.

00:05:29.760 And then it works and they can't get spare parts and so they can't deliver gas so Germany doesn't have enough gas.

00:05:40.140 Isn't that exactly what we were trying to do?

00:05:44.480 Am I wrong?

00:05:45.480 If we were preventing Russia from getting this replacement equipment and there was no exception for the energy industry, as far as I know,

00:05:57.660 weren't we making sure that Germany had a shortage this year?

00:06:01.640 If you were Putin, which would you prefer doing?

00:06:04.580 Either reducing the gas to Germany and making them replace your sources maybe forever or selling as much gas to Germany as you possibly can,

00:06:17.640 making as much profit as you can to keep the Russian economy as strong as you can.

00:06:23.160 Which one of those would have been a better strategy?

00:06:25.220 Because they're both sort of, you know, longer-term war strategy.

00:06:30.600 You know, one says put a little pressure on the enemy and, you know, that'll be one part of the larger picture of why they fold.

00:06:37.780 Maybe.

00:06:39.020 You know, maybe the pressure on Germany's public will make them fold.

00:06:42.520 I don't know.

00:06:43.160 Maybe.

00:06:45.120 But it's also possible that having Russia make more money by selling more gas could be a good thing too.

00:06:52.320 We don't know what's good and bad anymore.

00:06:55.540 We've completely lost the ability to know that if something happens, whatever the something is,

00:07:01.360 therefore, something else will happen.

00:07:04.340 I just saw a Mike Cernovich tweet just before I came on.

00:07:07.820 I'm trying to digest it.

00:07:08.940 It's sort of a new thought.

00:07:10.740 And he says, I'm paraphrasing,

00:07:14.080 that if you think you know what's going to happen with real estate prices,

00:07:20.100 he thinks you should be blocked immediately.

00:07:23.260 And anybody who's sure they know what's going to happen with real estate prices.

00:07:26.780 Because one of the things he points out is that, sure, you know, interest rates are going up,

00:07:31.580 so mortgages are more expensive, so it's harder to buy a house.

00:07:35.160 That makes sense.

00:07:36.160 So if it's harder to buy a house, the prices of houses might go down.

00:07:40.620 But as Mike points out, rents are probably going up

00:07:44.000 because there are more people than places to live.

00:07:48.260 I think that's the only reason rent goes up, right?

00:07:50.440 There are more people than there are places to live.

00:07:52.700 So as long as that's the case, people are either going to have to pay more for rent or more for a house.

00:07:59.880 So you're always going to have all these, you know, counterbalancing forces.

00:08:03.920 Nobody's really smart enough to know how any of this turns out.

00:08:08.020 Isn't that weird?

00:08:09.580 Do you remember when we were so smart that we had learned from the Carter administration

00:08:14.700 what variables have to be in place to cause something called stagflation?

00:08:21.560 So it's, you know, inflation at the same time you have low growth,

00:08:25.340 which is the two worst things you could have.

00:08:28.100 And we thought, okay, now we've seen this situation.

00:08:31.080 We know that when these variables are in place, you'll get that worst situation.

00:08:35.400 And then the variables fell into place again, and then nothing like that happened.

00:08:41.060 Because it turns out we're really bad at predicting the future.

00:08:46.620 We think we know, okay, these variables produce this outcome.

00:08:50.840 No, we don't.

00:08:51.740 We really don't.

00:08:53.440 So what is pretty much every economist saying is going to happen next year?

00:09:00.280 A recession, right?

00:09:01.720 Is there any economist, even one, in public, who is saying,

00:09:06.520 you know, I think we're not going to have a recession?

00:09:08.860 I haven't seen one of you.

00:09:11.060 Have you seen any professional economist say that next year,

00:09:15.960 you know, maybe not, maybe not a recession?

00:09:19.460 I haven't.

00:09:20.660 Kramer?

00:09:21.240 Well, is Kramer a professional economist?

00:09:25.700 I don't know.

00:09:26.380 I guess he's close to it.

00:09:27.360 So I'm going to do, I guess this would be a public demonstration.

00:09:39.680 I'm going to predict the opposite of what every smart person is predicting.

00:09:45.220 So every smart person, and I admit they're smart, right?

00:09:49.420 This is, I'm not, I'm not mocking them with sarcasm.

00:09:52.740 Oh, the smart people.

00:09:53.800 No, they are actually smart.

00:09:55.860 They're people who have, you know, PhDs in economics, done it all their life.

00:10:00.660 They're smart.

00:10:01.700 These are really smart people.

00:10:02.840 There's no doubt about that.

00:10:04.020 And every one of them says recession.

00:10:07.580 So I'm going to predict the opposite.

00:10:09.800 Do you know why?

00:10:12.000 Well, why would I predict the opposite of every smart person?

00:10:17.680 Why?

00:10:19.580 Because nobody can predict the future.

00:10:21.820 It's not a thing.

00:10:23.220 It's just not a thing.

00:10:24.360 It's probably, it could be a coin flip.

00:10:28.020 You know, next year could be a coin flip.

00:10:29.540 You just don't know.

00:10:30.600 There are too many variables.

00:10:31.480 But here's the strategy.

00:10:34.440 You've seen me do it before.

00:10:36.420 Here's the strategy.

00:10:37.280 I'll tell you, you know, while I'm doing it.

00:10:39.940 What happens if I'm wrong?

00:10:44.460 Because I didn't tweet it, nobody will ever remember.

00:10:49.780 Right?

00:10:50.420 But if I'm right, I'll take this, you know, this clip and pass it around and say,

00:10:55.760 well, looks like I was right.

00:10:57.560 So on a risk-reward basis, it makes sense for me to make this prediction.

00:11:03.680 Because if I'm wrong, people will say,

00:11:05.660 you predicted the opposite of every smart thing in the world,

00:11:09.380 every smart person in the world, and he was wrong.

00:11:12.100 That's interesting, weird.

00:11:13.360 It's probably something we missed about that story.

00:11:15.720 You'll just forget it.

00:11:17.420 But what if I get it right?

00:11:19.420 If I get it right, you're never going to hear the end of it.

00:11:22.340 Now, let me put this in context.

00:11:28.300 Something like, I don't know, 20 years ago or something,

00:11:32.860 I made a prediction that evolution would be debunked in scientific terms in my lifetime.

00:11:40.800 Now, that's ridiculous, right?

00:11:42.760 That's about as close as you can get.

00:11:44.460 Oh, and I also specified that it would not be debunked in religious terms,

00:11:50.060 that it would be debunked within the realm of, you know, science and logic.

00:11:54.900 Now, that's a ridiculous prediction.

00:11:58.300 If I'd been wrong, I would have just said, well, it hasn't happened yet, but it will.

00:12:04.140 So I'd always have an exit strategy, right?

00:12:06.740 Yeah, well, it hasn't happened yet, but any moment now.

00:12:11.480 But then it happened.

00:12:14.720 Then, in my opinion, evolution has been completely debunked by the simulation theory.

00:12:23.880 Now, I'm not saying the simulation theory is definitely the right one,

00:12:28.060 but if you do the math and the logic, it is maybe a trillion times more likely than evolution.

00:12:35.760 Still, either one's possible, I suppose.

00:12:38.020 But one is, you know, a trillion times more likely.

00:12:40.200 I could go through the math, but you've heard that too many times.

00:12:43.700 So that's the weirdest, probably the weirdest, dumbest prediction anybody ever made,

00:12:51.060 that evolution doesn't exist.

00:12:53.240 Because if we're a simulation, the past is only created when you need it.

00:12:58.100 Otherwise, you don't need it.

00:13:00.120 So, meaning that if we're a simulation, there's nothing below the ground until you see it.

00:13:06.700 So if you dug a hole, the stuff that you were digging into would only start to exist as you got near it.

00:13:14.060 It wouldn't exist until you were digging the hole and you were uncovering something nobody had seen before.

00:13:20.720 So that's the theory.

00:13:21.720 So there's no evolution because there's no history.

00:13:25.800 It's all imaginary.

00:13:28.620 So that's my prediction.

00:13:33.620 And I'll even give you a why.

00:13:38.240 Because if I don't give you a why, then it's even sketchier.

00:13:42.420 So here's why.

00:13:43.460 The why is there are too many variables and that we communicate too well these days.

00:13:52.500 Meaning that whenever there's a problem, the Internet tells you there's a problem,

00:13:57.100 and then people jump on it because problems need to be solved.

00:14:00.840 And the problem solvers and the problems are connected almost immediately.

00:14:04.580 And so, I'm going to say that because we communicate better than we've ever communicated before,

00:14:13.280 that we will avoid a recession in the United States.

00:14:17.820 In the United States.

00:14:19.600 And I'm going to take credit if we only have a slight recession.

00:14:24.040 Would you give me that?

00:14:26.040 Would you give me?

00:14:27.000 If it's maybe a technical recession, but it's just like we just touch it and then come out of it?

00:14:33.140 Would you give me that, right?

00:14:34.580 That would be sort of not a recession.

00:14:37.120 We'd just brush it and then bounce out of it.

00:14:40.000 So that's my prediction.

00:14:41.580 And it's based on the fact that we can recover and adjust faster than we've ever done before.

00:14:51.120 But we'll see.

00:14:52.180 Now, if I'm wrong, I'll ask you to forget I ever said this as quickly as possible

00:14:57.580 because it will be super embarrassing.

00:14:59.860 No, I'm just kidding.

00:15:00.800 I never get embarrassed.

00:15:02.420 I can't remember the last time I was embarrassed.

00:15:04.020 Like, literally.

00:15:05.620 I can't even remember the last time I was embarrassed.

00:15:09.400 It really is a superpower.

00:15:10.800 If you can learn to be free of embarrassment, which somehow I've managed to do.

00:15:16.540 I mean, it took me decades to get to this point.

00:15:19.540 But it is a wonderful existence.

00:15:23.600 How many times do you say to yourself, oh, if I do this, I'm going to look stupid or somebody will mock me or, you know, forever there'll be that photograph or whatever?

00:15:31.620 I don't have any of those thoughts, ever.

00:15:34.620 I go through my entire day never thinking about that.

00:15:38.700 Somebody's going to think about me later.

00:15:40.680 It's wonderful.

00:15:42.720 Well, here's a small story that might be a big story.

00:15:45.460 I've often said that although our billionaire class is often maligned, what would we do without them?

00:15:56.920 It's an interesting question, right?

00:15:59.020 Sure, there are billionaires doing things you don't like.

00:16:02.980 Sure.

00:16:03.240 But what about the ones who are doing things you like?

00:16:07.020 They're really, really important.

00:16:08.740 Here's an example.

00:16:10.760 Mark Cuban has this online pharmacy, a startup.

00:16:14.220 So they're selling pharmaceutical drugs.

00:16:19.120 But they're selling them for, I don't know how, but they're selling them for way, way, way, way less than you normally could get them.

00:16:26.420 I'm not sure exactly what method he's using to lower the cost.

00:16:30.000 Now, they don't have all the drugs that you could have.

00:16:32.320 They're starting with a set of popular ones, I guess.

00:16:36.720 And they're expanding.

00:16:37.820 I think Mark Cuban just said he expanded it.

00:16:40.700 But he was responding today to a tweet from somebody who said that it saved his life because he could afford his anti...

00:16:49.960 I forget what the fellow's problem was.

00:16:52.160 But he tweeted that basically the cost of some anti-spasm or something drug...

00:17:02.340 But anyway, he basically said it saved his life.

00:17:06.700 So Mark Cuban starts a company that, at least this gentleman said, saved his life.

00:17:13.320 Now, who was going to do it if Mark Cuban didn't do it, right?

00:17:18.820 Maybe somebody would have.

00:17:20.420 But I really think that we underestimate how much impact the billionaire class is having on our well-being.

00:17:28.520 You just don't realize it.

00:17:29.820 You know, you just get mad because they've got their billions of dollars.

00:17:31.980 Now, I'm going to give you one more defense for the billionaires.

00:17:35.940 One more defense for the billionaires.

00:17:39.080 Maybe two.

00:17:42.100 Billionaires don't spend much of their own money.

00:17:44.760 You know that, right?

00:17:46.640 If you have a billion dollars...

00:17:48.980 Like, how much does Elon Musk consume personally just to, you know, get by?

00:17:54.560 Probably spends a lot traveling because he's got businesses.

00:17:59.460 He has to go back and forth.

00:18:00.780 But that's sort of a business expense, mostly.

00:18:04.640 I don't know that Elon Musk even spends much money on himself

00:18:07.900 because, you know, his health care is the same as everybody else's.

00:18:12.640 He eats food like everybody else.

00:18:15.320 He doesn't seem to wear designer clothing.

00:18:19.020 I don't know if he owns a car.

00:18:21.300 Does Elon Musk own a car?

00:18:22.680 I mean, ironically, he owns a car company.

00:18:27.000 But do you think he actually owns a car?

00:18:29.460 I'll bet he doesn't.

00:18:31.560 I'll bet he doesn't own a car.

00:18:33.880 Does he?

00:18:34.560 I don't know.

00:18:35.080 Maybe.

00:18:35.600 Maybe there's one in the company name and he drives it or something.

00:18:40.360 But if you think about how much a billionaire consumes of their own money,

00:18:44.560 it's nothing.

00:18:46.100 It's a venishly small money amount that they use on themselves.

00:18:49.460 So he says, dude, seriously?

00:18:54.040 You can do better than that.

00:18:55.820 You can do better than, dude, seriously.

00:19:00.260 That's not helping me at all.

00:19:02.200 Give me a little bit more.

00:19:03.340 A little bit more.

00:19:04.780 In the comments here.

00:19:05.600 And so I say that about myself.

00:19:08.780 I look at all the money I've ever made in my life.

00:19:12.080 And then I say, what percentage of all the money I've made am I going to spend personally?

00:19:16.460 Like on my own, you know, well-being?

00:19:18.320 And the answer is 5%.

00:19:21.040 I've never calculated it, but just off the top of my head, I think maybe 5%, something like that.

00:19:28.000 The rest would go to family members, you know, donations, trying to invest in companies that work or don't work.

00:19:36.320 But basically it's being put to use, right, for other people.

00:19:39.620 Billionaires don't spend their own money.

00:19:42.920 They can.

00:19:44.440 But they hardly ever do.

00:19:46.720 So basically a billionaire has made a billion dollars for you.

00:19:51.520 I mean, you think of it the way things are organized.

00:19:55.000 It's for the billionaire, right?

00:19:57.000 But the billionaire who makes a billion dollars is not making it to spend it.

00:20:01.380 You don't make a billion dollars to spend a billion dollars.

00:20:04.960 It wouldn't even make sense.

00:20:06.060 You couldn't spend it if you wanted to.

00:20:07.280 I mean, on consumption, you could invest it.

00:20:10.940 So when I see stuff like this, like Mark Cuban literally saving some guy's life, probably lots of people,

00:20:17.520 by having lower-cost pharmaceuticals, one of the biggest problems in the country.

00:20:22.860 And so he goes right after it and he solves it.

00:20:25.200 Now, do you think that he would have gone into this business if he were not already a billionaire?

00:20:32.060 Maybe.

00:20:33.200 Maybe it was just a good business.

00:20:34.560 So maybe he would have if he had been, you know, if he had to borrow money to do it.

00:20:38.540 Maybe he would have.

00:20:39.220 I don't know.

00:20:40.520 But this has the feeling of something that only a billionaire would do.

00:20:46.620 You know what I mean?

00:20:47.660 Because I feel like somebody would have done it already if you could do it without being a billionaire.

00:20:52.000 Because it must be a high enough risk that you'd have to be a billionaire to even bother taking a run at this.

00:20:58.320 I don't know.

00:20:59.620 We'll see.

00:21:00.360 But good luck to him.

00:21:04.020 Now there's a story.

00:21:05.160 I don't know how stupid the news business thinks the public is, but I think it's reached a new level in lack of appreciation for the public mind.

00:21:18.780 Now I'm not saying they're wrong.

00:21:20.300 Having a low opinion of the public's ability to think is not wrong.

00:21:26.960 It's just sort of distasteful when you see it.

00:21:30.460 And there's no better example than this story that says that, I think this was in CNN probably,

00:21:37.360 that privately Rupert Murdoch, quote, knew Trump lost the election.

00:21:44.320 But because Rupert Murdoch apparently allowed or encouraged, it's not clear, Fox News to talk about the election in an opinion way,

00:21:54.380 as if there were some questions to it,

00:21:57.100 there's some thought that there's some kind of smoking gun here that Rupert Murdoch was pushing lies.

00:22:05.400 Is that what happened?

00:22:08.060 How could Rupert Murdoch or Fox News opinion people push a lie about the election when it's unaudited?

00:22:20.000 How could you call it a lie when you simply don't know?

00:22:23.500 And that's what they're selling to the public.

00:22:25.460 They're selling to the public that if an election doesn't have an obvious problem that the courts have verified is a real problem,

00:22:33.020 unless you have that narrow situation,

00:22:36.740 then you can conclude that the election was completely fair without knowing anything about it.

00:22:42.840 Because, you know, if you didn't know this, we don't have a way to audit elections.

00:22:48.220 You can audit elements of the election, like certain things.

00:22:51.480 You can recount the ballots, for example.

00:22:53.520 But you don't know what happens when your digits get into the computer systems.

00:22:57.600 You don't know what the software is doing.

00:22:59.960 There's no audit for that.

00:23:01.740 So if you don't know what the software is doing,

00:23:04.120 it doesn't really help you to count the pieces of paper.

00:23:08.120 Because it turns into software at some point.

00:23:10.620 It turns into data.

00:23:12.100 And if you can't audit the data after the pieces of paper have turned into data,

00:23:17.960 you haven't really audited.

00:23:19.340 So, you see, major stories by serious people who will tell you that Rupert Murdoch privately knew Trump lost the election.

00:23:33.760 Do you know who knew Trump lost the election?

00:23:38.340 Nobody.

00:23:39.800 Nobody.

00:23:41.040 It was unknowable.

00:23:42.280 Because, at the time of the election, there were no audits that had been completed.

00:23:47.480 And there are still no audits that have been completed.

00:23:49.700 There are total audits.

00:23:51.180 You can audit elements of an election, but not the entire thing.

00:23:55.900 So, and this is sold to us like legitimate news.

00:24:01.800 Can you imagine somebody saying that if we have no way to know if something is true or false,

00:24:08.800 and therefore the people who said maybe it's false, just maybe, maybe it's false,

00:24:14.640 that those people are definitely wrong and should be condemned.

00:24:17.740 No, you should condemn anybody who is certain.

00:24:21.180 The assholes in this story are the ones who are sure.

00:24:25.300 Either way.

00:24:26.960 If you can tell me, if you can look me in the face and say,

00:24:29.920 I am positive this election was fair,

00:24:34.720 you're a fucking asshole.

00:24:37.000 You're an idiot.

00:24:37.760 Like, I don't even want to be in the same room with you.

00:24:41.240 You're so dumb.

00:24:42.580 Like, nothing good could come from this conversation.

00:24:45.240 If you know the unknowable,

00:24:48.220 and you're saying to me right in my face,

00:24:50.020 I know the unknowable.

00:24:52.000 Doop-da-doop-da-do.

00:24:53.440 Things that can't be known,

00:24:55.080 I know them.

00:24:56.480 Because I know the unknowable.

00:24:58.280 Doop-da-doop-da-doop.

00:24:59.780 All right.

00:25:00.540 So if you're positive the election was fair,

00:25:03.580 you're a fucking idiot.

00:25:05.420 There's no way around it.

00:25:07.760 But, my friends, and I say this with love,

00:25:13.040 if you're positive the election was rigged

00:25:16.820 in a way that's big enough that it changed the outcome,

00:25:21.220 you're a fucking idiot, too.

00:25:23.100 You're a fucking idiot, too.

00:25:24.760 Sorry.

00:25:26.000 Sorry.

00:25:27.140 If you're positive.

00:25:29.440 Now, if you have a strong suspicion,

00:25:32.680 well, then I'd say you're a normal person.

00:25:34.940 And I applaud you.

00:25:36.120 Yay.

00:25:36.460 Normal suspicion.

00:25:37.600 If you're just a skeptical person,

00:25:39.740 and you say, you know,

00:25:40.540 I wish this system were improved so that we could know for sure,

00:25:44.080 well, then I'd say you are an awesome person.

00:25:46.800 You're an amazing person.

00:25:49.200 Because you're, you know, like me.

00:25:51.420 The standard of amazingness.

00:25:53.420 How much are you like me?

00:25:55.360 That's how I judge people.

00:25:56.840 Same way you do.

00:25:58.000 Same way you do.

00:26:01.000 But the fact, I find it actually insulting.

00:26:03.880 Like, actually, it bothers me

00:26:05.380 when I see a news story where they treat it

00:26:07.660 like there could be a certainty in either direction

00:26:09.820 about something you couldn't know.

00:26:11.200 It's unknowable.

00:26:13.380 And it just makes me nuts.

00:26:16.380 Yes, they do treat us like we're idiots,

00:26:18.500 but they're not wrong in many cases.

00:26:24.460 So I tweeted that, just so I don't get canceled,

00:26:27.700 I wanted the world to know

00:26:30.020 that I was with the majority on this.

00:26:34.160 So I tweeted that I've decided to join

00:26:36.560 the majority opinion in the United States.

00:26:38.780 And with this tweet,

00:26:41.040 I publicly declared that I know the unknowable,

00:26:45.060 that our unaudited elections in 2020

00:26:47.340 were perfectly fair.

00:26:49.120 So I wanted to join the majority

00:26:51.200 who seems to hold that opinion.

00:26:53.140 So I did that publicly.

00:26:58.060 You know, there's one confusing thing

00:26:59.920 about the news today.

00:27:01.040 I don't know if you noticed it.

00:27:03.240 Did you notice anything weird about the stories,

00:27:05.440 like the mix of stories in the news today?

00:27:07.840 Something strange?

00:27:09.580 Did anybody see it?

00:27:11.780 I'm not the only one.

00:27:14.060 Yeah, okay, I think one of you saw it too.

00:27:16.360 Yeah, there were, you know,

00:27:17.920 normally, let's say there are 25 stories in the news.

00:27:22.340 I saw, out of the 25 or so stories,

00:27:26.040 I must have seen five or six out of 25

00:27:31.260 that were not about the trans community.

00:27:34.640 And I thought to myself,

00:27:37.140 what's going on?

00:27:42.000 I was a little confused.

00:27:44.040 Because normally what I expect would be all 25 stories

00:27:46.860 would have at least an angle,

00:27:49.800 or, you know, they would frame it

00:27:51.320 to be about the trans community.

00:27:52.720 And today, I think there had to be at least five or six out of 25

00:27:59.300 that didn't have anything to do with trans.

00:28:01.280 And I don't know why.

00:28:04.960 Like, there's no reason for it, is there?

00:28:07.160 Is there a reason to leave it out of those stories?

00:28:10.320 Because we've got it in, you know,

00:28:11.960 we've got an Elon Musk connection.

00:28:15.080 There's one of Elon Musk's children who's trans.

00:28:19.420 And so, through Elon Musk,

00:28:21.020 you connect that to, like, everything else,

00:28:23.080 from climate change to space to everything else.

00:28:26.800 Then there's, you know, the Title IX story.

00:28:30.740 Then there's a story about Ellen Page,

00:28:33.160 bravely inserting a trans character

00:28:36.380 into one of her products.

00:28:39.240 And I thought to myself,

00:28:41.280 I don't see any trans element of the Ukraine war.

00:28:46.920 Which might be why it's,

00:28:48.840 have you noticed that the war in Ukraine

00:28:50.380 started out to be, like, it's all the headlines.

00:28:53.160 And then, like, shrunk and shrunk and shrunk.

00:28:55.160 And today, the news on Ukraine is,

00:28:56.900 it's going to be the same news every day.

00:28:59.140 We're trying to give them more resources.

00:29:01.520 They need more weapons.

00:29:03.600 Russia made some gains,

00:29:04.960 but the plucky Ukrainians are holding out strong.

00:29:08.520 But there's nothing about trans in that whole story.

00:29:14.100 And I'm thinking,

00:29:15.380 that's probably why it disappeared.

00:29:17.860 Today, the story is, like,

00:29:19.260 eh, there's a city you never heard of.

00:29:21.160 Looks like Russia's going to take a run for it.

00:29:23.140 And that's it.

00:29:24.620 Now, imagine if it had been

00:29:25.960 a city full of the trans community.

00:29:29.880 Imagine if there had been only one city in Ukraine

00:29:32.500 that was, like, the famous place

00:29:34.700 where a lot of people in the trans community went to live.

00:29:37.080 Well, this would be a different war, wouldn't it?

00:29:39.900 News would be all over that.

00:29:42.120 And, you know, I'm mocking it,

00:29:43.780 but it's hard to imagine anything

00:29:47.140 that's a smaller problem in the world

00:29:49.240 than the trans situation.

00:29:51.480 And let me be clear.

00:29:53.060 If you're in the situation,

00:29:54.740 it might be the biggest problem for you,

00:29:56.640 like, as an individual.

00:29:57.720 But in terms of our national problems,

00:30:02.180 isn't it among the smallest?

00:30:04.860 If you were to make a list

00:30:05.960 of all the big challenges in America,

00:30:08.980 where would the trans situation be?

00:30:15.800 It would be very, very far down, right?

00:30:20.060 In terms of national problems.

00:30:22.060 In terms of individual problems,

00:30:23.960 that might be your top problem.

00:30:25.400 Or top issue.

00:30:27.000 I don't want to call it a problem.

00:30:29.600 All right.

00:30:31.600 Speaking of that,

00:30:33.120 do you all know a famous podcaster,

00:30:35.480 Ethan Klein?

00:30:36.780 I guess he associates more with the left.

00:30:40.040 And, of course, you know Dr. Jordan Peterson,

00:30:42.720 who some say is associated too much,

00:30:46.240 some say, with the right.

00:30:48.320 Now, I'm not sure that he would agree

00:30:49.980 with that characterization,

00:30:50.860 but that's what people say about him.

00:30:54.100 And there's a little dust up here

00:30:55.700 where Jordan Peterson went after Ellen Page

00:31:00.220 because Ellen had said in public, I guess,

00:31:04.460 that she was proud

00:31:06.240 that she was inserting a trans character

00:31:09.880 in the Umbrella Academy or something,

00:31:13.360 some movie project.

00:31:14.620 And I guess Jordan Peterson said,

00:31:19.520 remember when pride was a sin?

00:31:22.860 And then he says,

00:31:23.840 Ellen Page just had her breasts removed

00:31:25.740 by a criminal physician.

00:31:27.980 Now, the criminal part, of course,

00:31:29.680 is hyperbole

00:31:30.440 because it's not criminal

00:31:32.620 if the justice system

00:31:34.260 does not consider it a crime,

00:31:35.800 which it doesn't.

00:31:37.180 So you should see criminal as,

00:31:39.160 you know, hyperbole.

00:31:40.880 And meaning that he's way far against it

00:31:43.700 and maybe he thinks

00:31:44.580 you should think about making a criminal.

00:31:46.720 I won't read his mind.

00:31:48.640 But, so that was the story.

00:31:51.900 And I'm not giving you any opinion

00:31:53.380 on the story.

00:31:55.340 So it's opinion about the people

00:31:57.300 who have opinions on the story.

00:31:59.120 My opinion is I'm,

00:32:00.680 I like to throw this in every now and then

00:32:02.320 because I can be a confusing public voice.

00:32:05.920 I'm very pro-trans.

00:32:10.000 Which is different from saying,

00:32:11.900 therefore I support everything

00:32:13.580 that the trans community wants.

00:32:15.240 No, no.

00:32:16.980 I don't support anything

00:32:18.220 that anybody wants.

00:32:20.100 The left, the right, the trans community.

00:32:22.480 I don't support everything

00:32:23.780 that anybody wants.

00:32:24.900 But I support them completely.

00:32:27.600 Meaning that people are people,

00:32:29.760 let people choose,

00:32:31.080 you know, let people be free.

00:32:33.120 Do people make the wrong choice?

00:32:36.300 Probably.

00:32:37.720 I can't think of any domain

00:32:39.000 in which people don't make wrong choices.

00:32:41.900 Can you?

00:32:43.220 But we don't let them

00:32:44.780 not make those choices.

00:32:46.940 In most cases,

00:32:48.060 we still let them make the choice.

00:32:49.820 I don't think this is different.

00:32:52.600 You know, if I,

00:32:53.360 when I look at it,

00:32:55.600 well, when you talk about children,

00:32:57.120 you're really talking about

00:32:57.880 the parents' choice.

00:32:59.440 Right?

00:32:59.740 I'm not, I'm not suggesting

00:33:01.300 that children make adult choices.

00:33:04.280 That's, that's really not even

00:33:05.800 about trans, is it?

00:33:06.800 I mean, it's hard to say

00:33:08.180 that's a trans issue.

00:33:09.620 That's more of a parenting issue.

00:33:12.420 So,

00:33:14.940 then why is suicide illegal?

00:33:20.160 Don't ask me.

00:33:24.740 You're talking about school,

00:33:26.000 not parents' rights.

00:33:27.020 I don't think we disagree

00:33:29.640 on any of the stuff

00:33:30.980 about who has the rights

00:33:32.000 to do stuff.

00:33:32.920 I don't think that's worth

00:33:34.060 getting into.

00:33:34.700 I don't think we disagree

00:33:35.620 on any of that.

00:33:37.380 We're pretty clear

00:33:38.360 about who has what rights

00:33:39.560 or who should have what rights.

00:33:42.660 You know,

00:33:42.860 and I think we all want

00:33:43.780 parents to have

00:33:44.540 the dominant rights

00:33:45.340 and all that stuff.

00:33:50.020 All right, well,

00:33:51.360 the trans issue

00:33:52.380 is certainly interesting.

00:33:54.220 But let's see what

00:33:55.320 Ethan Klein said.

00:33:57.200 So Jordan Peterson

00:33:57.960 made this provocative statement,

00:33:59.780 remember when pride

00:34:00.820 was a sin.

00:34:02.180 Now, I don't know,

00:34:03.700 I'm not going to try

00:34:04.920 to interpret exactly

00:34:06.060 what he meant there

00:34:06.780 because he's smarter

00:34:08.900 than I am.

00:34:11.020 What would be dumber

00:34:11.920 than trying to interpret

00:34:13.260 somebody's words

00:34:15.800 when the person who said it

00:34:17.100 is smarter than you are?

00:34:18.100 You need a little bit

00:34:21.100 of humility

00:34:21.660 to try to imagine

00:34:23.380 what somebody is thinking

00:34:24.780 if they're smarter than you.

00:34:26.720 And Jordan Peterson

00:34:28.140 is smarter than all of us.

00:34:30.580 And most of us.

00:34:32.680 Not you.

00:34:33.820 Of course not you.

00:34:34.740 But he's smarter than I am.

00:34:38.900 I kind of have my own take

00:34:40.540 on this,

00:34:41.120 remember when pride

00:34:42.340 was a sin.

00:34:43.400 And I'm going to give it

00:34:44.660 to you in my own

00:34:45.600 special way.

00:34:48.100 I've always been

00:34:50.260 weirded out

00:34:53.300 by anybody

00:34:54.080 who is proud

00:34:54.920 about their situation

00:34:56.400 for which

00:34:57.020 there's been some bigotry.

00:34:59.420 Now, I'm a super pro

00:35:01.640 gay community

00:35:02.820 and LGBTQ.

00:35:04.600 But I never understood

00:35:06.060 why you would be proud

00:35:07.640 of your sexual orientation.

00:35:10.220 I do understand

00:35:11.020 why you'd not be ashamed of it.

00:35:12.820 That part makes perfect sense.

00:35:14.440 But why would you be proud?

00:35:15.580 I feel like just breaking even

00:35:17.820 would be the goal here.

00:35:19.860 How about we just

00:35:20.680 don't feel bad about it?

00:35:23.640 Not feeling bad

00:35:24.720 seems like the goal.

00:35:26.320 To just not be bothered by it.

00:35:28.360 To ignore it.

00:35:29.200 To make it no longer

00:35:30.340 part of our decision making.

00:35:32.080 That's the goal.

00:35:33.560 As soon as you're proud about it

00:35:34.940 you've overcompensated.

00:35:37.020 You've just taken one mistake

00:35:38.740 and replaced it

00:35:39.820 with another one.

00:35:40.460 This is why I've never understood

00:35:43.840 white supremacists.

00:35:46.400 And I think even yesterday

00:35:48.520 I was accused in public

00:35:49.760 of being a white supremacist.

00:35:51.320 I don't even understand that.

00:35:54.200 Here's why.

00:35:56.100 Why do I get credit

00:35:57.680 for what strangers did?

00:36:00.000 Because the white people

00:36:02.180 who invented things

00:36:03.700 and conquered countries

00:36:05.260 and did awesome things

00:36:07.260 none of them were me.

00:36:10.400 I didn't do any of that.

00:36:11.720 I didn't find any countries.

00:36:13.940 I didn't invent anything.

00:36:15.420 Well I did

00:36:16.100 but I mean

00:36:17.080 nothing important.

00:36:20.120 So why would I take pride

00:36:22.040 just as an example

00:36:23.720 why would I take pride

00:36:24.960 in being white?

00:36:27.080 It doesn't even make sense.

00:36:29.040 That's taking pride

00:36:30.060 in someone else's accomplishment.

00:36:31.560 I'm not even entirely sure

00:36:34.560 if I should be proud

00:36:35.380 about my own accomplishments.

00:36:37.040 But you know

00:36:37.500 I think it works well

00:36:38.480 if you're proud

00:36:39.720 about what you physically do

00:36:41.400 in the world

00:36:41.920 and if it's good for the world.

00:36:43.700 That's probably a positive thing.

00:36:45.540 You know

00:36:45.660 you get a little payoff

00:36:46.660 for doing something good.

00:36:47.820 Oh I feel pride.

00:36:49.440 It feels good.

00:36:50.680 But if you're proud

00:36:51.660 of strangers' accomplishments

00:36:53.900 what is wrong with you?

00:36:56.920 What is wrong with you?

00:36:58.560 To say that somebody

00:36:59.620 is a white supremacist

00:37:01.020 is almost

00:37:04.420 giving them a pass

00:37:06.620 isn't it?

00:37:08.220 It's almost like

00:37:09.080 giving them

00:37:09.600 okay we will accept

00:37:10.900 we'll accept

00:37:12.200 your interpretation

00:37:13.120 of things

00:37:13.760 and you know

00:37:15.660 just disagree with it.

00:37:17.980 That's not what's happening.

00:37:19.920 What's happening

00:37:20.460 is people are taking credit

00:37:21.860 for strangers' accomplishments.

00:37:24.200 Let's just call it out.

00:37:26.120 Now if you're going

00:37:26.760 to put a white hood on

00:37:27.740 and dance around

00:37:28.740 in your white robes

00:37:29.840 in the KKK

00:37:30.640 you just told me

00:37:32.420 that you get credit

00:37:33.200 for strangers' work

00:37:34.240 the work

00:37:35.020 that strangers did

00:37:35.820 because you're

00:37:37.620 a similar

00:37:38.680 you know

00:37:41.240 trace amount

00:37:42.380 of genetic code

00:37:44.380 is similar.

00:37:46.040 what?

00:37:46.940 That's ridiculous.

00:37:49.580 So I'm completely

00:37:50.980 with Jordan Peterson

00:37:52.220 although my reasons

00:37:53.140 for it might be different

00:37:54.120 I don't know

00:37:54.720 you can't be sure

00:37:56.040 but I don't think

00:37:57.980 people should be

00:37:58.640 claiming pride

00:37:59.400 for anything.

00:38:00.760 You shouldn't be proud

00:38:01.600 about being gay

00:38:02.460 you shouldn't be proud

00:38:03.420 about being white

00:38:04.280 you shouldn't be proud

00:38:05.660 about being black

00:38:06.620 it's just what you are.

00:38:08.920 How about

00:38:09.520 how about we just

00:38:10.520 stop talking about it?

00:38:11.540 If it doesn't matter

00:38:13.140 because it doesn't

00:38:15.060 wasn't Tesla gay?

00:38:18.100 Somebody do me

00:38:18.940 a fact check

00:38:21.060 I believe it's rumored

00:38:24.020 that Isaac Newton

00:38:25.220 was gay

00:38:25.780 Leonardo da Vinci

00:38:28.780 rumored to be gay

00:38:30.640 all right

00:38:32.280 so

00:38:33.540 somebody says

00:38:35.220 touring

00:38:35.660 don't know about that

00:38:36.860 Tesla was not

00:38:38.240 somebody says

00:38:40.060 Tesla was not

00:38:40.780 but anyway

00:38:41.200 whether they were

00:38:42.000 or whether they were not

00:38:43.120 Da Vinci

00:38:45.060 was it Da Vinci

00:38:46.220 or Michelangelo

00:38:46.980 or both

00:38:47.820 I know

00:38:48.960 but certainly

00:38:51.180 you could go

00:38:51.820 into history

00:38:52.340 and you could find

00:38:53.120 the most amazingly

00:38:54.340 accomplished

00:38:55.240 LGBTQ people

00:38:57.500 should the

00:38:59.040 LGBTQ people

00:39:00.540 take pride

00:39:01.600 and that there were

00:39:03.200 so many famous people

00:39:04.560 and geniuses

00:39:05.480 that were also

00:39:06.320 in their community

00:39:08.040 and the answer is

00:39:09.140 no

00:39:09.880 no you shouldn't

00:39:11.680 it's just a coincidence

00:39:13.140 it has nothing

00:39:13.900 to do with you

00:39:14.680 stop making it

00:39:16.420 about you

00:39:17.040 if somebody

00:39:19.340 was really smart

00:39:20.160 200 years before

00:39:21.080 you were born

00:39:21.600 you don't get any

00:39:22.320 credit for that

00:39:23.040 none

00:39:23.480 I give you no credit

00:39:24.920 for somebody else

00:39:26.200 sucking a cock

00:39:26.920 300 years ago

00:39:27.860 sorry

00:39:28.460 sorry

00:39:29.860 that's not on you

00:39:31.180 you did nothing

00:39:32.680 nope

00:39:33.620 nothing

00:39:34.480 you get no credit

00:39:36.000 for that

00:39:36.380 so Ethan Klein

00:39:38.980 went after

00:39:40.400 Jordan Peterson

00:39:41.600 for going after

00:39:42.780 Ellen Page

00:39:43.980 and Ellen Page

00:39:45.180 doctor

00:39:45.560 and

00:39:46.720 Ethan Klein

00:39:48.400 said

00:39:48.780 this is pretty

00:39:50.500 this is

00:39:52.060 quite a public

00:39:53.860 fight

00:39:54.260 he says

00:39:55.600 of Jordan Peterson

00:39:56.540 he goes

00:39:56.980 Jordan

00:39:57.300 you have

00:39:57.740 completely

00:39:58.220 lost the plot

00:39:59.180 anything that was

00:40:00.560 inspiring about you

00:40:01.680 is long gone

00:40:02.680 you have

00:40:03.440 whored yourself out

00:40:04.420 to the worst

00:40:05.780 among us

00:40:06.460 hmm

00:40:07.520 the worst among us

00:40:08.720 now you are

00:40:09.980 nothing more

00:40:10.900 than a useful idiot

00:40:11.940 to the hordes

00:40:12.740 of hateful bigots

00:40:13.720 you have forsaken

00:40:15.440 any semblance

00:40:16.180 of decency

00:40:16.820 shame on you

00:40:17.920 Twitter

00:40:18.300 no shame on you

00:40:20.620 Jordan Peterson

00:40:21.240 to which I say

00:40:22.860 the worst among us

00:40:24.720 who exactly is he

00:40:26.200 referring to

00:40:26.980 as the worst

00:40:28.760 among us

00:40:29.440 I believe he's

00:40:31.200 referring to

00:40:31.860 the political right

00:40:33.100 is he not

00:40:34.540 is he not

00:40:36.040 referring to

00:40:36.600 Republicans

00:40:37.120 in general

00:40:38.320 as the worst

00:40:40.260 among us

00:40:40.840 because I don't

00:40:42.940 think that

00:40:43.480 he's saying

00:40:44.060 Jordan Peterson

00:40:44.920 you took sides

00:40:46.760 with let's say

00:40:47.620 the violent

00:40:49.160 people in the

00:40:50.700 you know

00:40:51.640 January 6

00:40:52.900 protest

00:40:53.560 I don't think

00:40:55.360 he's saying

00:40:55.640 that

00:40:56.020 it looks like

00:40:57.040 he's saying

00:40:57.440 that simply

00:40:57.900 being

00:40:58.560 associated

00:41:00.980 with the

00:41:01.920 political right

00:41:02.840 is making you

00:41:04.720 associate with

00:41:05.320 the worst among us

00:41:06.220 that's how I read it

00:41:07.160 I mean

00:41:07.640 again

00:41:08.180 you don't know

00:41:08.940 what he was

00:41:10.060 thinking when he

00:41:10.800 wrote it

00:41:11.220 but the way

00:41:12.120 I interpret it

00:41:13.920 is that

00:41:15.100 ordinary Republicans

00:41:16.140 are quote

00:41:16.700 the worst among us

00:41:17.680 because I know

00:41:18.780 he's not talking

00:41:19.400 about you know

00:41:20.260 the subset

00:41:21.840 of Republicans

00:41:22.620 who do bad

00:41:23.540 things

00:41:23.940 because that

00:41:24.920 wouldn't make

00:41:25.360 sense

00:41:25.800 because there's

00:41:27.000 a subset

00:41:27.560 of every group

00:41:29.260 who do terrible

00:41:30.520 things

00:41:30.980 so I know

00:41:32.740 he's not so

00:41:33.380 dumb as to

00:41:34.220 say that the

00:41:35.100 entire political

00:41:36.480 right

00:41:36.900 is equal to

00:41:38.480 whatever the

00:41:39.040 small number

00:41:39.560 of bad

00:41:40.220 characters is

00:41:41.000 just as I

00:41:42.540 would not say

00:41:43.200 the political

00:41:43.880 left

00:41:44.260 should be

00:41:45.280 defined by

00:41:46.020 the high

00:41:46.800 percentage of

00:41:47.420 criminals

00:41:47.900 who are

00:41:48.960 Democrats

00:41:49.420 because most

00:41:51.060 are not

00:41:51.500 the majority

00:41:53.440 are not

00:41:53.940 it turns out

00:41:54.600 I think

00:41:55.620 I mean

00:41:56.640 I think

00:41:57.080 that's true

00:41:57.480 anyway

00:42:00.160 this is

00:42:02.740 the sort

00:42:03.420 of talk

00:42:03.900 Ethan's

00:42:04.600 that

00:42:05.740 causes people

00:42:07.440 to get hurt

00:42:08.020 I mean

00:42:09.000 when

00:42:10.200 when I

00:42:10.640 predicted

00:42:11.020 that if

00:42:11.640 Biden got

00:42:13.000 elected

00:42:13.320 Republicans

00:42:13.880 would be

00:42:14.400 hunted

00:42:14.740 this is

00:42:16.460 sort of

00:42:16.900 the thing

00:42:17.820 I had

00:42:18.120 in mind

00:42:18.520 this is

00:42:19.360 related to

00:42:19.960 that

00:42:20.200 if somebody

00:42:21.780 of this

00:42:22.720 size audience

00:42:23.760 talking about

00:42:24.660 Ethan here

00:42:25.560 can say

00:42:27.220 that the

00:42:27.780 political right

00:42:28.560 is quote

00:42:29.000 the worst

00:42:29.480 among us

00:42:30.120 without being

00:42:31.580 specific that

00:42:32.360 he's talking

00:42:32.760 about the

00:42:33.400 worst among

00:42:33.940 the worst

00:42:34.440 because the

00:42:36.060 claim is not

00:42:36.900 really true

00:42:37.560 is it

00:42:37.980 I have seen

00:42:40.740 Jordan Peterson

00:42:41.460 being embraced

00:42:42.460 by the political

00:42:43.420 right

00:42:43.900 that part's

00:42:44.580 true

00:42:44.800 but I don't

00:42:46.340 remember the

00:42:46.900 KKK

00:42:47.440 interviewing him

00:42:48.460 do you

00:42:49.100 oh no

00:42:50.800 I don't

00:42:53.200 remember

00:42:53.660 Jordan Peterson

00:42:55.160 associating with

00:42:56.340 somebody who

00:42:56.840 was some

00:42:57.140 kind of

00:42:57.560 a bigot

00:42:58.900 like

00:42:59.860 or at least

00:43:00.480 objectively

00:43:01.320 speaking

00:43:01.780 everybody gets

00:43:02.820 called a bigot

00:43:03.400 today

00:43:03.680 yeah

00:43:05.060 I don't know

00:43:06.380 it's funny

00:43:07.040 it's interesting

00:43:07.800 to watch this

00:43:08.440 little dust

00:43:09.340 up

00:43:09.580 but

00:43:11.080 you know

00:43:11.760 what it

00:43:11.940 feels like

00:43:12.440 it feels

00:43:13.900 like projection

00:43:14.640 doesn't it

00:43:17.160 because the

00:43:18.820 Democrats

00:43:19.300 are all

00:43:20.600 some version

00:43:21.260 of Amber

00:43:21.700 Hurd

00:43:22.100 it seems

00:43:22.480 like

00:43:22.760 and I

00:43:25.040 feel like

00:43:25.620 Johnny Depp

00:43:26.520 is some

00:43:27.240 version of

00:43:28.080 the political

00:43:28.720 right

00:43:29.200 in the

00:43:30.400 weirdest

00:43:30.720 way

00:43:31.260 right

00:43:31.840 because if

00:43:32.460 you look

00:43:32.700 at his

00:43:33.040 career

00:43:33.640 and the

00:43:34.280 way he

00:43:34.520 dresses

00:43:34.800 and the

00:43:35.160 way he

00:43:35.420 lives

00:43:35.700 you're

00:43:36.540 not

00:43:36.920 thinking

00:43:37.220 political

00:43:37.700 right

00:43:37.980 when you

00:43:38.280 see

00:43:38.420 any

00:43:38.600 of

00:43:38.700 that

00:43:38.940 but

00:43:40.720 but

00:43:42.400 you know

00:43:42.880 the way

00:43:43.280 we process

00:43:43.880 things

00:43:44.220 we put

00:43:44.540 it into

00:43:44.840 buckets

00:43:45.240 and Amber

00:43:46.100 Hurd

00:43:46.400 seems like

00:43:46.880 she's

00:43:47.200 she's a

00:43:47.960 Democrat

00:43:48.280 because the

00:43:49.560 Democrats

00:43:49.860 seem to do

00:43:50.480 this

00:43:50.820 cluster B

00:43:52.720 thing

00:43:53.040 where

00:43:54.160 they do

00:43:55.280 a terrible

00:43:55.660 thing

00:43:56.000 and then

00:43:56.420 the way

00:43:56.920 they see

00:43:57.240 the world

00:43:57.600 is that

00:43:57.920 you're

00:43:58.140 doing

00:43:58.320 the terrible

00:43:58.720 thing

00:43:59.020 and so

00:44:01.260 when Ethan

00:44:02.380 says that

00:44:03.120 Jordan is

00:44:03.920 associating with

00:44:04.860 the worst

00:44:05.380 among us

00:44:06.020 I wonder

00:44:07.020 if he's

00:44:07.500 worried that

00:44:08.040 he's doing

00:44:08.500 that

00:44:08.840 because the

00:44:12.500 Democrats

00:44:12.800 have some

00:44:13.340 bad people

00:44:13.920 in their

00:44:14.320 category too

00:44:16.240 so I wonder

00:44:17.380 if he wakes

00:44:18.220 up and

00:44:18.540 thinks

00:44:18.760 I don't

00:44:19.520 know if

00:44:19.800 I'm on

00:44:20.080 the side

00:44:20.380 of the

00:44:20.580 good

00:44:20.720 people

00:44:21.060 and then

00:44:22.140 suddenly

00:44:22.480 he's making

00:44:23.040 a public

00:44:23.460 attack

00:44:23.900 against

00:44:24.320 somebody

00:44:24.720 who's

00:44:25.000 basically

00:44:26.000 him

00:44:26.600 but

00:44:27.960 the

00:44:28.380 left

00:44:28.700 left

00:44:29.160 version

00:44:29.560 of

00:44:29.740 him

00:44:29.900 I don't

00:44:30.920 know

00:44:31.120 it looks

00:44:31.580 a little

00:44:31.880 like

00:44:32.120 projection

00:44:32.620 can't

00:44:33.680 say

00:44:33.860 that

00:44:34.160 I mean

00:44:34.540 I'm not

00:44:35.000 qualified

00:44:35.580 to make

00:44:36.000 that

00:44:36.260 determination

00:44:37.340 but

00:44:38.900 am I

00:44:40.780 wrong

00:44:41.060 that

00:44:41.400 all

00:44:41.920 Democrats

00:44:42.440 feel like

00:44:43.060 some

00:44:43.260 version

00:44:43.600 of

00:44:43.760 Amber

00:44:44.040 Hurd

00:44:44.420 you know

00:44:45.180 it's

00:44:45.340 just

00:44:45.480 the way

00:44:45.760 our brains

00:44:46.740 have been

00:44:47.180 let's

00:44:48.720 say

00:44:48.840 primed

00:44:49.340 yeah

00:44:52.820 so I

00:44:54.160 would say

00:44:54.560 I'm

00:44:57.160 going to

00:44:57.340 agree with

00:44:57.640 the comment

00:44:58.020 I'm

00:44:58.240 seeing

00:44:58.460 on

00:44:58.640 locals

00:44:59.000 I

00:44:59.560 don't

00:44:59.740 agree

00:45:00.020 with

00:45:00.180 everything

00:45:00.500 that

00:45:00.700 Jordan

00:45:00.940 Peterson

00:45:01.280 says

00:45:01.740 but

00:45:03.000 it's

00:45:04.220 always

00:45:04.520 interesting

00:45:05.060 it's

00:45:06.120 always

00:45:06.360 provocative

00:45:06.920 and I

00:45:07.560 think it's

00:45:07.860 always

00:45:08.040 additive

00:45:08.460 in the

00:45:09.100 sense

00:45:09.320 that

00:45:09.600 he's

00:45:09.860 not

00:45:10.020 trying

00:45:10.260 to

00:45:10.420 hurt

00:45:10.580 people

00:45:10.880 he's

00:45:11.680 trying

00:45:11.840 to

00:45:11.940 make

00:45:12.080 things

00:45:12.320 better

00:45:12.600 and I

00:45:13.320 think

00:45:13.460 he

00:45:13.560 does

00:45:13.820 feminism

00:45:19.640 feminism

00:45:19.660 is

00:45:20.120 all

00:45:20.320 but

00:45:20.480 dead

00:45:20.700 now

00:45:20.940 somebody

00:45:21.240 says

00:45:21.540 there's

00:45:21.800 a

00:45:21.900 New

00:45:22.000 York

00:45:22.160 Times

00:45:22.440 column

00:45:22.820 on

00:45:23.280 saying

00:45:23.600 that

00:45:23.780 feminism

00:45:24.240 is

00:45:24.560 all

00:45:24.720 but

00:45:24.860 dead

00:45:25.100 I

00:45:25.520 don't

00:45:25.820 don't

00:45:27.300 see

00:45:27.520 that

00:45:27.940 do

00:45:28.940 you

00:45:29.140 what

00:45:30.880 do

00:45:30.960 you

00:45:31.060 disagree

00:45:31.400 with

00:45:31.700 him

00:45:31.840 about

00:45:32.220 I've

00:45:34.800 heard

00:45:34.940 him

00:45:35.100 say

00:45:36.640 some

00:45:36.960 religious

00:45:37.620 interpretations

00:45:38.720 of things

00:45:39.460 that I

00:45:40.560 didn't

00:45:40.760 quite

00:45:41.120 line up

00:45:43.080 with

00:45:43.320 so

00:45:44.560 mostly

00:45:44.840 that

00:45:45.120 and I

00:45:46.880 also

00:45:47.060 think

00:45:47.360 that

00:45:47.600 on

00:45:47.880 the

00:45:48.180 trans

00:45:48.820 stuff

00:45:49.320 he's

00:45:50.880 probably

00:45:51.200 further

00:45:51.720 than I

00:45:52.160 am

00:45:52.380 but

00:45:52.620 I'd

00:45:52.820 have

00:45:52.980 to

00:45:53.140 really

00:45:54.020 see

00:45:54.300 exactly

00:45:54.720 what

00:45:54.960 he

00:45:55.060 said

00:45:55.280 I'm

00:45:55.500 not

00:45:55.660 entirely

00:45:56.000 sure

00:45:56.240 that's

00:45:56.500 true

00:45:56.680 what

00:46:06.940 concealed

00:46:08.540 carry

00:46:08.840 is

00:46:09.040 unconstitutional

00:46:09.940 according

00:46:10.460 to the

00:46:11.000 Supreme

00:46:11.380 Court

00:46:11.660 oh

00:46:14.380 Klein

00:46:14.740 has been

00:46:15.140 getting

00:46:15.400 heat

00:46:15.740 from

00:46:15.940 his

00:46:16.100 LGBT

00:46:16.520 audience

00:46:17.340 after

00:46:18.020 recent

00:46:18.380 comments

00:46:18.920 yeah

00:46:19.600 my

00:46:20.940 criticism

00:46:21.340 is

00:46:21.660 vague

00:46:21.940 that's

00:46:22.200 true

00:46:22.400 yeah

00:46:23.440 you know

00:46:23.800 in

00:46:24.320 general

00:46:24.660 when

00:46:25.160 I'm

00:46:26.620 talking

00:46:26.900 about

00:46:27.260 notable

00:46:28.720 people

00:46:29.100 who've

00:46:29.420 said

00:46:29.580 lots

00:46:29.860 of

00:46:30.000 things

00:46:30.220 about

00:46:30.440 lots

00:46:30.700 of

00:46:30.800 things

00:46:31.020 I

00:46:31.420 generally

00:46:31.740 walk

00:46:32.040 away

00:46:32.260 with

00:46:32.460 either

00:46:32.740 a sense

00:46:33.160 that I've

00:46:33.500 agreed

00:46:33.760 with

00:46:33.980 everything

00:46:34.400 or there's

00:46:34.840 something I

00:46:35.240 disagreed with

00:46:35.880 but I don't

00:46:36.300 often remember

00:46:37.480 exactly what I

00:46:38.240 disagree with

00:46:38.900 all right

00:46:41.740 oh it's

00:46:43.960 open carry

00:46:44.520 open carry

00:46:45.480 was found

00:46:46.680 unconstitutional

00:46:47.620 what

00:46:48.120 I don't know

00:46:49.020 I guess I'll have to

00:46:49.600 look into that

00:46:50.160 kangaroo

00:46:54.520 says I'm a

00:46:55.480 trans person

00:46:56.160 and I

00:46:56.580 find it

00:46:56.940 insufferable

00:46:57.580 how the

00:46:57.940 community

00:46:58.340 injects

00:46:59.000 itself

00:46:59.320 into

00:46:59.600 every

00:46:59.880 issue

00:47:00.160 yeah

00:47:01.040 you know

00:47:01.460 it's

00:47:02.720 been

00:47:02.900 successful

00:47:03.500 because

00:47:04.840 the

00:47:05.280 LGBTQ

00:47:07.060 community

00:47:08.280 has done

00:47:09.140 a great

00:47:09.460 job

00:47:09.920 I mean

00:47:11.040 great

00:47:11.980 job

00:47:12.240 I don't

00:47:12.480 know

00:47:12.540 who's

00:47:12.740 done

00:47:12.900 a better

00:47:13.220 job

00:47:13.720 of

00:47:14.000 changing

00:47:15.480 how people

00:47:16.000 think

00:47:16.460 and winning

00:47:17.400 acceptance

00:47:17.940 from

00:47:18.440 a bad

00:47:19.480 place

00:47:19.860 but you

00:47:20.780 know

00:47:20.880 it's

00:47:21.000 weird

00:47:21.300 I feel

00:47:23.960 as if

00:47:24.340 we've

00:47:24.660 had

00:47:24.840 trans

00:47:25.320 forever

00:47:25.780 and

00:47:28.040 I don't

00:47:29.300 remember it

00:47:29.900 being a big

00:47:30.420 deal when

00:47:30.980 you know

00:47:31.400 20 years

00:47:31.900 ago

00:47:32.180 I remember

00:47:33.720 being in a

00:47:34.460 seminar in

00:47:35.200 which the

00:47:35.820 instructor was

00:47:37.220 trans

00:47:37.620 and it

00:47:39.540 was you

00:47:39.860 know

00:47:39.980 it was a

00:47:40.400 conversation

00:47:41.180 in the

00:47:41.960 class

00:47:42.420 because it's

00:47:42.880 sort of

00:47:43.240 just

00:47:43.480 interesting

00:47:43.940 you know

00:47:45.060 it was

00:47:45.280 someone who

00:47:45.980 appeared as

00:47:47.600 a woman

00:47:47.920 but we

00:47:49.320 were told

00:47:49.860 was born

00:47:50.740 with male

00:47:51.540 parts

00:47:51.940 I don't

00:47:52.880 even know

00:47:53.140 if that's

00:47:53.420 true

00:47:53.640 but it

00:47:54.360 was you

00:47:54.700 know

00:47:54.820 the talk

00:47:55.220 of the

00:47:55.420 class

00:47:55.740 and stuff

00:47:56.120 but it

00:47:56.700 was more

00:47:56.980 the talk

00:47:57.860 of the

00:47:58.020 class

00:47:58.260 because it

00:47:58.700 was

00:47:58.800 interesting

00:47:59.300 I don't

00:48:00.680 remember

00:48:01.080 anybody

00:48:01.640 having

00:48:03.560 some kind

00:48:04.500 of a

00:48:04.800 negative

00:48:05.200 thought

00:48:05.640 about it

00:48:06.120 that you

00:48:07.240 wouldn't

00:48:07.700 take the

00:48:08.040 class

00:48:08.580 or they

00:48:08.920 were

00:48:09.060 unqualified

00:48:09.660 to teach

00:48:10.220 it

00:48:10.420 or anything

00:48:10.880 it was

00:48:12.060 just an

00:48:12.980 interesting

00:48:13.460 factoid

00:48:14.120 and now

00:48:15.600 it's become

00:48:16.040 something else

00:48:16.760 I don't know

00:48:17.800 if things

00:48:18.080 got better

00:48:18.600 did they

00:48:19.300 it got so

00:48:20.620 political

00:48:21.100 when before

00:48:22.420 it was just

00:48:23.000 oh well

00:48:23.760 there's somebody

00:48:24.700 making a choice

00:48:25.460 that I've

00:48:27.020 never made

00:48:27.500 it seemed

00:48:29.400 like it was

00:48:29.840 less of a

00:48:30.480 big deal

00:48:31.000 and maybe

00:48:31.980 that was

00:48:32.360 better

00:48:32.680 I don't

00:48:34.060 know

00:48:34.300 I don't

00:48:35.440 know if

00:48:35.720 it was

00:48:35.880 better

00:48:36.140 somebody

00:48:37.800 says it

00:48:38.180 got far

00:48:38.640 worse

00:48:39.200 all right

00:48:40.240 well not

00:48:40.920 somebody

00:48:41.320 so a

00:48:41.960 trans member

00:48:42.660 of the

00:48:42.940 audience

00:48:43.200 just said

00:48:43.640 that things

00:48:44.040 got worse

00:48:44.660 I guess

00:48:46.280 I would

00:48:46.480 take your

00:48:46.820 opinion on

00:48:47.340 that over

00:48:47.720 my own

00:48:48.140 all right

00:48:50.480 you're right

00:48:53.480 in the 70s

00:48:54.260 and 80s

00:48:54.720 people were

00:48:55.140 transisting

00:48:55.660 yeah

00:48:55.880 I just feel

00:48:57.040 like we

00:48:57.420 went from

00:48:57.840 more tolerant

00:48:58.520 to less

00:48:58.960 tolerant

00:48:59.340 because we

00:48:59.840 talked about

00:49:00.360 it more

00:49:00.760 or something

00:49:01.360 I don't

00:49:01.820 know

00:49:02.060 with enough

00:49:06.060 confidence

00:49:06.520 you can

00:49:06.940 use any

00:49:07.320 bathroom

00:49:07.720 you want

00:49:08.160 you know

00:49:09.080 I don't

00:49:09.820 know why

00:49:10.020 this reminded

00:49:10.580 me of

00:49:10.960 this

00:49:11.200 but do

00:49:12.860 all of

00:49:13.180 you know

00:49:13.520 that my

00:49:14.260 county in

00:49:15.160 California

00:49:15.700 Alameda

00:49:16.380 County

00:49:16.660 I think

00:49:17.580 we're the

00:49:17.940 last place

00:49:18.620 in the

00:49:18.860 United States

00:49:19.340 with masks

00:49:20.180 it's actually

00:49:21.460 still like

00:49:22.900 they reinstituted

00:49:23.840 it recently

00:49:24.360 because there

00:49:25.240 was an

00:49:25.460 uptick

00:49:25.820 is there

00:49:26.960 any place

00:49:27.480 else in

00:49:27.780 the United

00:49:28.080 States

00:49:28.380 with masks

00:49:29.180 are required

00:49:29.720 except where

00:49:31.020 I live

00:49:31.620 there's not

00:49:34.020 right

00:49:34.280 in the

00:49:34.700 United States

00:49:35.260 I'm the

00:49:36.380 only place

00:49:36.940 in the

00:49:37.120 United States

00:49:37.500 where you

00:49:37.680 have to

00:49:37.880 wear a

00:49:38.140 mask

00:49:38.440 right

00:49:38.680 so

00:49:40.000 you should

00:49:41.600 see what

00:49:42.120 the compliance

00:49:43.280 looks like

00:49:43.980 where I

00:49:44.340 live

00:49:44.560 it's become

00:49:45.900 funny

00:49:46.300 the employees

00:49:48.140 are almost

00:49:49.040 universally

00:49:49.620 wearing the

00:49:50.220 masks below

00:49:51.000 their nose

00:49:51.600 almost

00:49:53.300 universally

00:49:53.980 no that's

00:49:55.380 too much

00:49:55.780 I'll say

00:49:56.620 I'll say

00:49:59.080 at least

00:49:59.460 half

00:49:59.840 I'd say

00:50:00.740 half of

00:50:01.200 the employees

00:50:01.840 are

00:50:02.960 mocking

00:50:03.860 the requirement

00:50:04.960 by wearing

00:50:05.500 it below

00:50:05.860 their nose

00:50:06.380 now if

00:50:07.180 you come

00:50:07.520 into a

00:50:07.840 business

00:50:08.160 and the

00:50:09.000 employees

00:50:09.480 are wearing

00:50:10.080 it below

00:50:10.440 the nose

00:50:11.000 are you

00:50:11.680 going to

00:50:11.880 keep your

00:50:12.200 mask on

00:50:12.740 no

00:50:13.820 so the

00:50:15.180 enforcement

00:50:15.740 is maybe

00:50:16.920 10%

00:50:19.380 I would say

00:50:20.600 90% of the

00:50:21.600 businesses here

00:50:22.380 have just

00:50:22.940 said

00:50:23.260 okay so

00:50:25.880 there's a

00:50:26.320 new rule

00:50:27.100 that we have

00:50:27.580 to wear

00:50:27.820 masks

00:50:28.360 and let

00:50:29.660 me let

00:50:30.040 me understand

00:50:30.480 this

00:50:30.840 everyone else

00:50:32.360 in the

00:50:32.840 country

00:50:33.240 maybe the

00:50:33.800 world

00:50:34.060 I don't

00:50:34.380 know

00:50:34.600 everyone else

00:50:35.620 in the

00:50:35.820 country

00:50:36.040 they don't

00:50:36.400 have to

00:50:36.660 wear a

00:50:36.940 mask

00:50:37.380 but in

00:50:38.640 my

00:50:38.880 county

00:50:39.320 just in

00:50:40.660 my little

00:50:41.020 county

00:50:41.380 you got

00:50:42.180 to wear

00:50:42.400 a mask

00:50:42.900 just when

00:50:43.640 you go

00:50:43.940 in the

00:50:44.180 store

00:50:44.460 so

00:50:45.840 since this

00:50:46.960 is such

00:50:47.780 a good

00:50:48.160 idea

00:50:48.600 I think

00:50:49.620 I'll wear

00:50:49.960 my mask

00:50:50.740 like that

00:50:52.160 and like

00:50:53.560 everybody here

00:50:54.360 is just

00:50:54.820 doing fuck

00:50:55.560 you masks

00:50:56.220 now

00:50:56.560 it's like

00:50:57.640 yeah I got

00:50:58.040 a mask

00:50:58.380 on

00:50:58.640 because it's

00:50:59.520 a requirement

00:51:00.060 oh and

00:51:01.180 government

00:51:01.560 fuck you

00:51:02.180 got my

00:51:03.660 mask on

00:51:04.120 how about

00:51:04.700 you are

00:51:05.120 you wearing

00:51:05.460 a mask

00:51:05.920 yep

00:51:06.640 I got

00:51:07.840 my mask

00:51:08.300 on

00:51:08.600 I'm not

00:51:10.440 trying as

00:51:10.940 hard as I

00:51:11.460 used to

00:51:11.840 to comply

00:51:12.540 but I'm

00:51:15.080 kind of going

00:51:15.480 through the

00:51:16.000 you know

00:51:16.420 going through

00:51:16.860 the motions

00:51:17.660 so I got

00:51:18.980 my mask

00:51:19.420 on it's

00:51:19.840 not covering

00:51:20.280 my nose

00:51:20.760 or my

00:51:21.180 mouth

00:51:21.540 but I

00:51:23.240 like to be

00:51:23.660 a good

00:51:23.920 citizen

00:51:24.260 so I'm

00:51:25.180 wearing

00:51:25.380 my mask

00:51:25.980 so that's

00:51:28.280 that's what

00:51:29.640 it looks like

00:51:30.100 to go into

00:51:30.540 a store

00:51:30.980 in my

00:51:31.360 county

00:51:31.700 the people

00:51:32.860 are so

00:51:33.520 done

00:51:33.920 the people

00:51:35.360 are so

00:51:35.960 done

00:51:36.320 with the

00:51:37.340 masks

00:51:37.780 that now

00:51:38.580 it's just

00:51:39.020 it's like

00:51:39.580 a big

00:51:39.840 fucking

00:51:40.120 joke

00:51:40.560 right

00:51:41.540 and by

00:51:43.320 the way

00:51:43.520 I don't

00:51:45.440 think I've

00:51:45.820 been asked

00:51:46.300 to put

00:51:46.640 on a

00:51:46.940 mask

00:51:47.360 anywhere

00:51:48.100 that it's

00:51:48.560 required

00:51:49.000 so far

00:51:49.860 I have

00:51:51.840 worn a

00:51:52.240 mask

00:51:52.580 without

00:51:52.900 complaint

00:51:53.480 in

00:51:54.360 medical

00:51:54.820 buildings

00:51:56.700 because I

00:51:57.940 just don't

00:51:58.280 want that

00:51:58.640 fight

00:51:58.960 like I'm

00:52:00.020 not going

00:52:00.280 to go

00:52:00.460 to fight

00:52:00.800 with medical

00:52:01.500 professionals

00:52:02.120 over a

00:52:03.520 medical

00:52:03.780 question

00:52:04.240 it's just

00:52:06.460 not where

00:52:06.800 I'm going

00:52:07.020 to take

00:52:07.260 the fight

00:52:07.660 but you

00:52:08.940 know

00:52:09.080 the grocery

00:52:09.580 store

00:52:09.840 they don't

00:52:10.180 care

00:52:11.100 Safeway

00:52:12.500 my local

00:52:13.320 Safeway

00:52:13.780 they've

00:52:15.460 obviously

00:52:15.980 been instructed

00:52:17.140 that they're

00:52:17.980 not going

00:52:18.320 to talk

00:52:18.600 to the

00:52:18.880 customers

00:52:19.320 about

00:52:19.680 anything

00:52:20.120 related to

00:52:20.760 masks

00:52:21.200 at all

00:52:21.800 alright

00:52:24.180 if it

00:52:27.420 looks like

00:52:27.840 I run

00:52:28.300 out of

00:52:28.560 topics

00:52:28.900 today

00:52:29.240 that's

00:52:30.040 because

00:52:30.240 I

00:52:30.420 overslept

00:52:30.980 and

00:52:32.260 there

00:52:34.880 wasn't

00:52:35.100 much

00:52:35.300 news

00:52:35.560 today

00:52:35.840 did I

00:52:36.700 miss

00:52:36.860 anything

00:52:37.180 Juul

00:52:40.440 yeah

00:52:41.320 there's

00:52:41.560 a story

00:52:41.760 about

00:52:41.980 Juul

00:52:42.500 and

00:52:42.900 what is

00:52:43.380 the story

00:52:43.740 that the

00:52:44.220 Biden

00:52:44.420 administration

00:52:44.920 wants to

00:52:45.380 get rid

00:52:45.680 of

00:52:45.820 vaping

00:52:46.320 as well

00:52:46.900 as

00:52:47.200 nicotine

00:52:49.080 alright

00:52:56.060 so

00:52:57.240 is there

00:52:57.540 any other

00:52:57.980 any other

00:53:01.640 topics

00:53:02.140 that I

00:53:02.660 how often

00:53:03.820 are you

00:53:04.200 recognized

00:53:04.820 by fans

00:53:05.700 and Safeway

00:53:06.340 that's a

00:53:07.040 good question

00:53:07.560 I don't

00:53:09.800 know

00:53:10.120 because I'm

00:53:11.760 recognized

00:53:12.260 in a different

00:53:12.900 way than

00:53:13.320 other people

00:53:13.800 are recognized

00:53:14.360 so I

00:53:16.140 think I do

00:53:16.700 get recognized

00:53:17.440 fairly often

00:53:18.320 because of

00:53:19.820 the live

00:53:20.140 stream

00:53:20.380 so when

00:53:21.420 I was

00:53:21.800 just doing

00:53:23.260 cartooning

00:53:23.940 it was

00:53:24.460 rare

00:53:24.780 to be

00:53:25.360 recognized

00:53:25.740 I think

00:53:26.520 now

00:53:26.900 probably

00:53:28.320 every time

00:53:29.300 I go to

00:53:29.760 Safeway

00:53:30.140 people recognize

00:53:30.920 me

00:53:31.180 probably

00:53:31.680 every time

00:53:32.200 but they

00:53:34.000 don't often

00:53:34.540 come up

00:53:35.660 to me

00:53:35.920 if they

00:53:36.420 do

00:53:36.760 they're

00:53:37.760 usually

00:53:38.040 conservatives

00:53:38.680 and I

00:53:40.680 may have

00:53:40.960 told you

00:53:41.240 this before

00:53:41.700 but if

00:53:42.780 I'm at

00:53:43.100 the gym

00:53:43.520 and somebody

00:53:44.140 wants to

00:53:44.620 say something

00:53:45.460 nice about

00:53:45.960 my work

00:53:46.440 they whisper

00:53:47.400 it now

00:53:47.800 so people

00:53:49.100 will come

00:53:49.420 up to

00:53:49.700 me

00:53:49.880 and they'll

00:53:50.360 just say

00:53:50.780 I watch

00:53:51.980 your live

00:53:53.060 stream

00:53:53.300 every day

00:53:53.960 it's great

00:53:54.900 I really

00:53:55.300 like it

00:53:56.200 but they

00:53:57.040 won't say

00:53:57.420 it so other

00:53:57.860 people can

00:53:58.400 hear it

00:53:58.900 so I'm

00:54:00.220 like

00:54:00.500 I'm basically

00:54:01.240 like their

00:54:01.740 secret pleasure

00:54:03.080 you know

00:54:04.740 is Pleasanton

00:54:10.920 a persuasive

00:54:11.780 name for a

00:54:12.420 city

00:54:12.640 yes it is

00:54:14.120 true story

00:54:15.240 the name

00:54:16.400 of my

00:54:16.740 town is

00:54:17.240 Pleasanton

00:54:18.360 like

00:54:18.980 Pleasant

00:54:19.540 O-N

00:54:20.420 the town

00:54:22.240 next to

00:54:22.740 me is

00:54:23.660 Livermore

00:54:24.440 Livermore

00:54:27.420 who wants

00:54:28.840 more liver

00:54:29.380 nobody

00:54:30.280 and which

00:54:32.600 one has

00:54:33.320 higher property

00:54:34.000 values

00:54:34.520 Pleasanton

00:54:35.680 or Livermore

00:54:38.400 Pleasanton

00:54:40.240 yes

00:54:41.380 for now

00:54:42.140 you lived

00:54:44.320 in Ruby

00:54:44.680 Hill

00:54:44.900 you were

00:54:45.340 practically

00:54:45.940 my neighbor

00:54:46.500 all right

00:54:49.500 anything about

00:54:52.700 the Pope's

00:54:53.260 retirement

00:54:53.720 no but I

00:54:54.620 have an update

00:54:55.100 from the

00:54:55.520 Pope

00:54:55.800 if I didn't

00:54:57.560 mention this

00:54:58.180 the Pope

00:55:01.620 and this is

00:55:03.280 sort of an

00:55:03.700 update

00:55:04.020 is opposed

00:55:05.460 to war

00:55:06.420 still

00:55:07.720 so

00:55:09.260 if I

00:55:10.400 didn't cover

00:55:10.820 that news

00:55:11.380 now you've

00:55:12.640 heard it

00:55:13.660 your family

00:55:20.340 thinks it's

00:55:20.840 weird that I

00:55:21.380 watched the

00:55:21.840 sip

00:55:22.080 how weird

00:55:23.740 is your

00:55:24.040 family

00:55:24.440 I mean

00:55:25.820 if we were

00:55:26.480 to have a

00:55:26.820 competition

00:55:27.360 would your

00:55:29.180 would I be

00:55:29.880 weirder than

00:55:30.460 your family

00:55:30.940 who thinks

00:55:31.380 it's weird

00:55:31.760 to watch

00:55:32.160 this incredible

00:55:32.980 content

00:55:33.560 I don't

00:55:34.180 know

00:55:34.500 I don't

00:55:36.360 know

00:55:36.560 tell your

00:55:37.020 family

00:55:37.400 and I'm

00:55:38.720 talking to

00:55:39.120 you directly

00:55:39.540 now

00:55:39.820 this is to

00:55:41.380 the family

00:55:41.820 who thinks

00:55:43.140 this is

00:55:43.600 weird

00:55:43.920 not weird

00:55:45.380 this is

00:55:47.260 normal

00:55:47.620 everything else

00:55:48.960 is weird

00:55:49.460 all right

00:55:50.880 I got nothing

00:55:51.380 else to say

00:55:51.840 I'm just

00:55:52.180 babbling now

00:55:52.780 and unless

00:55:53.760 you have any

00:55:54.180 weird questions

00:55:55.060 I like the

00:55:56.180 weird ones

00:55:56.620 oh maybe

00:55:58.020 we'll do

00:55:58.580 that

00:55:58.920 I'll answer

00:56:00.600 the weirdest

00:56:01.180 question you

00:56:01.900 have

00:56:02.280 does anybody

00:56:03.820 have a weird

00:56:04.340 question

00:56:04.820 how's the

00:56:06.940 house break

00:56:07.460 in problem

00:56:07.940 I haven't

00:56:08.240 had one

00:56:08.720 recently

00:56:09.400 but my

00:56:11.240 neighborhood

00:56:11.820 is so

00:56:12.220 bristling

00:56:12.680 with video

00:56:13.360 cameras now

00:56:14.060 I don't

00:56:15.540 think you

00:56:15.860 could walk

00:56:16.260 one inch

00:56:16.840 in my

00:56:17.220 neighborhood

00:56:17.520 without

00:56:17.900 three different

00:56:18.740 security

00:56:19.140 cameras being

00:56:19.760 on you

00:56:20.240 we are so

00:56:21.960 surveilled

00:56:22.600 here

00:56:23.480 at least

00:56:24.200 down doors

00:56:24.800 do I have

00:56:27.060 a safety

00:56:27.440 room

00:56:27.820 maybe

00:56:30.660 let me just

00:56:34.520 say what

00:56:34.780 I've said

00:56:35.080 before

00:56:35.440 I built

00:56:36.600 my house

00:56:37.280 to keep

00:56:38.380 me alive

00:56:38.880 in every

00:56:40.300 possible way

00:56:41.060 so it has

00:56:42.240 a place

00:56:42.980 I can

00:56:43.380 exercise

00:56:44.220 so it's

00:56:45.860 built to

00:56:46.260 keep me

00:56:46.580 alive

00:56:46.960 even if

00:56:48.000 there's a

00:56:48.360 natural

00:56:48.800 disaster

00:56:50.080 my house

00:56:51.200 is going

00:56:51.660 to be the

00:56:51.940 one that

00:56:52.200 survives it

00:56:52.900 it's the

00:56:54.120 one that

00:56:54.400 won't burn

00:56:54.800 down

00:56:55.060 even if

00:56:55.720 the neighborhood

00:56:56.140 burned down

00:56:56.760 my house

00:56:57.240 wouldn't burn

00:56:57.660 down

00:56:57.920 in all

00:56:58.300 likelihood

00:56:58.620 because it's

00:56:59.400 like fireproof

00:57:00.400 to the max

00:57:00.960 so

00:57:02.080 I'm always

00:57:04.440 ready for

00:57:04.860 everything

00:57:05.200 yeah I got

00:57:07.200 bad plumbing

00:57:07.700 that's right

00:57:08.580 here's a

00:57:13.920 question

00:57:14.240 why do you

00:57:15.340 use it

00:57:15.820 feels right

00:57:16.540 as opposed

00:57:17.180 to seems

00:57:17.860 right

00:57:18.260 does it

00:57:18.860 align with

00:57:19.340 your use

00:57:19.720 of sexy

00:57:20.300 as a

00:57:20.740 compliment

00:57:21.120 well I

00:57:21.780 wouldn't

00:57:22.520 no I

00:57:24.600 wouldn't

00:57:24.800 equate those

00:57:25.340 two things

00:57:25.800 in any way

00:57:26.300 I like

00:57:27.840 feels right

00:57:28.800 because it

00:57:29.640 feels right

00:57:31.820 communicates

00:57:33.400 that you're

00:57:34.040 not based

00:57:34.460 on reason

00:57:35.000 seems right

00:57:36.820 sounds like

00:57:38.840 you've got

00:57:39.420 a reason

00:57:39.840 but feels

00:57:40.660 right

00:57:40.980 you're just

00:57:41.340 saying

00:57:41.520 it's my

00:57:42.320 instinct

00:57:42.660 it just

00:57:43.020 feels right

00:57:43.560 why do you

00:57:48.700 like living

00:57:49.280 so much

00:57:49.960 I don't

00:57:51.340 why would

00:57:52.440 you think

00:57:52.740 that

00:57:52.960 I'm not

00:57:54.820 sure living

00:57:55.280 is a good

00:57:55.700 deal

00:57:55.980 are you

00:57:56.640 have you

00:57:57.520 ever had

00:57:57.780 that thought

00:57:58.300 I mean

00:58:00.680 I don't

00:58:01.140 know what

00:58:01.380 it feels

00:58:01.700 like to

00:58:02.060 not be

00:58:02.440 living

00:58:02.720 but I

00:58:03.080 assume

00:58:03.300 it's just

00:58:03.720 not conscious

00:58:04.680 so it

00:58:05.060 can't be

00:58:05.360 bad

00:58:05.720 but if

00:58:07.160 you're having

00:58:08.000 a bad

00:58:08.380 day

00:58:08.600 don't you

00:58:08.920 ever think

00:58:09.360 why am I

00:58:10.040 even doing

00:58:10.400 this

00:58:10.740 what's the

00:58:11.660 whole point

00:58:11.980 of this

00:58:12.380 I think

00:58:14.420 it's somewhat

00:58:14.860 irrational

00:58:15.780 to want to

00:58:16.320 be alive

00:58:16.820 and to

00:58:17.380 reproduce

00:58:18.340 but it

00:58:19.880 feels good

00:58:20.400 sometimes

00:58:20.960 just want to

00:58:25.700 see what

00:58:25.960 happened

00:58:26.260 that's a

00:58:27.100 good answer

00:58:27.520 I think

00:58:28.180 that curiosity

00:58:28.960 is a way

00:58:30.460 to get

00:58:30.820 out of

00:58:31.300 funks

00:58:32.120 here's your

00:58:34.180 tip for

00:58:34.720 the day

00:58:35.100 that will

00:58:36.980 help some

00:58:37.800 of you a

00:58:38.180 lot

00:58:38.440 do you like

00:58:39.140 these

00:58:39.360 this will

00:58:40.260 be my

00:58:40.580 tip that

00:58:41.040 guarantees

00:58:41.580 that will

00:58:42.400 help some

00:58:43.140 of you

00:58:43.460 not many

00:58:44.120 but some

00:58:44.960 percentage

00:58:45.400 will be

00:58:46.420 absolutely

00:58:47.260 your life

00:58:48.460 could be

00:58:51.680 changed

00:58:52.140 and that's

00:58:54.560 this

00:58:54.800 when you're

00:58:55.600 feeling really

00:58:56.180 really bad

00:58:56.920 and you've

00:58:58.140 lost all

00:58:58.640 interest

00:58:59.080 and maybe

00:58:59.620 there's some

00:59:00.120 good or bad

00:59:00.980 things that are

00:59:01.480 going to happen

00:59:01.860 to you

00:59:02.260 and you're

00:59:02.580 just like

00:59:02.940 ugh

00:59:03.320 change your

00:59:06.120 frame to

00:59:06.700 curiosity

00:59:07.340 if your

00:59:09.520 frame is

00:59:10.040 how do you

00:59:10.400 feel

00:59:10.780 maybe you

00:59:12.060 don't feel

00:59:12.400 so good

00:59:12.860 it's a bad

00:59:13.500 frame to

00:59:14.000 live in

00:59:14.380 change your

00:59:15.360 frame to

00:59:15.840 what the hell

00:59:16.840 is going to

00:59:17.140 happen tomorrow

00:59:17.840 like if I

00:59:19.800 made this

00:59:20.320 change

00:59:20.800 or if I

00:59:21.440 said this

00:59:21.940 thing or I

00:59:22.680 invited this

00:59:23.340 person to this

00:59:23.980 thing what

00:59:24.800 would happen

00:59:25.260 I mean just

00:59:26.800 just change

00:59:27.740 your frame

00:59:28.140 to curiosity

00:59:28.960 curiosity

00:59:31.280 is one of

00:59:33.160 your most

00:59:33.620 base instincts

00:59:34.500 right

00:59:34.760 your

00:59:35.040 your

00:59:35.660 your operating

00:59:36.920 system of

00:59:37.560 your body

00:59:38.040 it operates

00:59:39.120 on curiosity

00:59:39.800 like if you

00:59:40.520 didn't have

00:59:40.880 curiosity

00:59:41.480 you probably

00:59:42.700 wouldn't do

00:59:43.120 much

00:59:43.460 so it's a

00:59:45.180 really fundamental

00:59:45.980 part of you

00:59:46.760 is curiosity

00:59:47.320 so it can

00:59:47.800 absorb your

00:59:48.560 it can absorb

00:59:49.820 your thinking

00:59:50.380 and you can

00:59:51.100 you can put

00:59:51.860 your mind

00:59:52.320 through that

00:59:52.680 frame

00:59:53.060 pretty easily

00:59:54.020 so watch

00:59:56.080 how easily

00:59:56.680 this works

00:59:57.280 let me tell

00:59:59.480 you how

00:59:59.720 I've used

01:00:00.020 it

01:00:00.240 when I find

01:00:01.040 myself in

01:00:01.720 a funk

01:00:02.400 and everybody

01:00:03.560 does right

01:00:04.160 everybody's got

01:00:04.840 their bad

01:00:05.560 week or two

01:00:06.180 I say

01:00:07.840 you know

01:00:08.500 if I

01:00:10.060 if I hate

01:00:10.640 living anyway

01:00:11.500 why don't I

01:00:12.960 just mix it

01:00:13.520 up a little

01:00:13.880 bit

01:00:14.140 why don't I

01:00:15.540 do something

01:00:16.060 that would

01:00:16.460 either embarrass

01:00:17.240 me or be

01:00:18.100 funny or

01:00:19.380 at least I'll

01:00:20.000 feel something

01:00:20.720 like I'll just

01:00:21.700 feel something

01:00:22.440 and so I

01:00:24.100 say all

01:00:24.560 right what

01:00:25.320 would happen

01:00:25.880 if I just

01:00:27.440 did this

01:00:27.920 thing that

01:00:28.300 is so

01:00:28.680 bold

01:00:29.200 nobody would

01:00:30.760 do this

01:00:31.160 thing

01:00:31.420 now I'm

01:00:31.840 not talking

01:00:32.160 about dangerous

01:00:32.800 things

01:00:33.260 I'm talking

01:00:33.940 about things

01:00:34.320 that could

01:00:34.560 be maybe

01:00:35.140 socially

01:00:35.740 embarrassing

01:00:36.680 but if they

01:00:37.940 worked out

01:00:38.360 they'd be

01:00:38.660 great

01:00:38.900 such as

01:00:39.680 you know

01:00:40.400 asking out

01:00:41.260 the most

01:00:42.460 attractive

01:00:42.860 person you

01:00:43.400 know

01:00:43.600 now how

01:00:45.120 would that

01:00:45.480 usually turn

01:00:46.260 out

01:00:46.460 well you

01:00:46.980 probably

01:00:47.280 think not

01:00:47.840 so well

01:00:48.300 but what

01:00:49.700 if you

01:00:50.000 were just

01:00:50.280 curious

01:00:50.720 what would

01:00:51.580 happen

01:00:51.900 I mean

01:00:52.900 what if

01:00:53.180 I did

01:00:53.560 what if

01:00:54.420 I did

01:00:54.720 put out

01:00:55.300 this

01:00:55.520 invitation

01:00:55.960 what if

01:00:56.860 I did

01:00:57.160 throw a

01:00:57.520 party

01:00:57.760 what if

01:00:59.100 I did

01:00:59.540 you know

01:01:00.420 say yes

01:01:01.280 to this

01:01:01.640 thing

01:01:01.860 what if

01:01:02.600 I did

01:01:02.900 it completely

01:01:04.080 changes your

01:01:04.920 your life

01:01:05.920 there was

01:01:07.400 one year

01:01:07.860 during my

01:01:08.460 first marriage

01:01:09.300 that just

01:01:11.240 to change

01:01:11.780 things up

01:01:12.360 I decided

01:01:13.440 that I would

01:01:13.800 say yes

01:01:14.280 to everything

01:01:14.740 I didn't

01:01:16.920 want to tell

01:01:17.360 anybody that

01:01:17.900 I would say

01:01:18.220 yes to

01:01:18.580 everything

01:01:18.920 because then

01:01:19.400 they take

01:01:19.940 advantage

01:01:20.340 but for

01:01:21.120 about a

01:01:21.420 year

01:01:21.660 no matter

01:01:23.840 what people

01:01:24.380 would say

01:01:24.920 I'd say

01:01:25.400 yes

01:01:26.500 even though

01:01:27.820 I desperately

01:01:28.280 didn't want

01:01:28.780 to do it

01:01:29.260 just to see

01:01:30.400 how it turned

01:01:30.840 out

01:01:31.080 because I

01:01:31.800 have this

01:01:32.120 problem

01:01:32.500 I don't

01:01:32.780 know if

01:01:32.980 some of

01:01:33.320 you do

01:01:33.580 that if

01:01:34.780 somebody

01:01:35.080 gives me

01:01:35.580 an amazing

01:01:36.460 idea

01:01:36.980 to like

01:01:37.880 hey let's

01:01:38.520 go somewhere

01:01:39.660 and do

01:01:40.160 something

01:01:40.540 my first

01:01:42.140 response is

01:01:42.880 almost always

01:01:43.520 the same

01:01:43.980 that sounds

01:01:46.060 like a

01:01:46.860 lot of

01:01:47.100 work

01:01:47.360 or

01:01:48.960 I don't

01:01:50.380 know I

01:01:50.600 can't even

01:01:50.940 imagine why

01:01:51.500 that would

01:01:51.780 be fun

01:01:52.220 or

01:01:53.120 that's

01:01:54.120 like a

01:01:54.800 lot of

01:01:55.080 work for

01:01:55.500 a little

01:01:55.780 bit of

01:01:56.040 benefit

01:01:56.380 you know I

01:01:57.020 have all

01:01:57.300 of these

01:01:57.560 thoughts

01:01:57.940 but then

01:01:59.140 you do

01:01:59.440 it and

01:01:59.740 you enjoy

01:02:00.220 it and

01:02:00.620 it adds

01:02:01.020 to your

01:02:01.280 life and

01:02:01.720 you mess

01:02:02.100 some people

01:02:02.540 and you

01:02:02.940 had some

01:02:03.200 fun and

01:02:03.640 you had

01:02:03.880 some laughs

01:02:04.320 so you

01:02:04.920 kind of

01:02:05.400 always wish

01:02:05.860 you did

01:02:06.220 it but

01:02:07.520 my first

01:02:08.000 instinct is

01:02:08.580 always to

01:02:08.920 find a

01:02:09.220 reason not

01:02:09.680 to

01:02:09.900 so I

01:02:11.160 took a

01:02:11.480 year where

01:02:11.980 I would

01:02:12.200 just say

01:02:12.580 yes

01:02:13.120 and then

01:02:14.740 just make

01:02:15.100 it work

01:02:15.540 and

01:02:16.820 it was

01:02:22.760 actually

01:02:23.180 pretty cool

01:02:24.460 and pretty

01:02:25.920 fun but

01:02:27.400 I wouldn't

01:02:27.760 do it again

01:02:28.380 do you know

01:02:29.740 why

01:02:30.020 because I

01:02:31.900 ended up

01:02:32.280 saying yes

01:02:32.920 to things

01:02:33.360 that I

01:02:33.620 really wish

01:02:34.000 I hadn't

01:02:34.380 they didn't

01:02:36.620 work out

01:02:37.000 at all

01:02:37.340 and I'm

01:02:38.080 not sure

01:02:38.440 that I

01:02:39.960 got enough

01:02:40.580 of a

01:02:40.880 benefit

01:02:41.180 out of

01:02:41.500 it

01:02:41.640 but it

01:02:42.120 was an

01:02:42.860 exceptional

01:02:43.580 experiment

01:02:44.260 and the

01:02:46.040 the experiment

01:02:46.860 was how

01:02:48.560 well can

01:02:49.180 you predict

01:02:49.840 what you

01:02:51.220 will enjoy

01:02:51.820 and the

01:02:52.840 answer is

01:02:53.400 I wasn't

01:02:54.340 that good

01:02:54.840 at it

01:02:55.320 there were

01:02:56.340 enough

01:02:56.540 surprises

01:02:57.060 that I

01:02:58.300 got some

01:02:58.920 humility

01:02:59.340 out of

01:02:59.640 that

01:02:59.860 Michael

01:03:04.960 Signor

01:03:05.340 wrote a

01:03:05.620 book about

01:03:05.900 saying yes

01:03:06.460 really

01:03:06.740 yeah the

01:03:08.140 white

01:03:08.300 water

01:03:08.640 rafting

01:03:09.100 was an

01:03:09.620 example

01:03:09.940 in Costa

01:03:10.900 Rica

01:03:11.200 I had a

01:03:11.900 bad

01:03:12.060 experience

01:03:12.540 there

01:03:12.800 learn to

01:03:15.260 fly

01:03:15.620 yeah I

01:03:16.500 don't

01:03:16.600 think so

01:03:17.060 how often

01:03:19.340 you trim

01:03:19.740 your toenails

01:03:20.340 whenever I

01:03:21.880 notice that

01:03:22.480 I need

01:03:22.760 to

01:03:22.940 does it

01:03:25.400 seem to

01:03:25.700 you that

01:03:26.040 your fingernails

01:03:27.180 and your

01:03:27.420 toenails

01:03:27.780 grow at

01:03:28.580 sometimes rapid

01:03:30.000 rates and

01:03:30.620 sometimes slowly

01:03:31.380 I don't know

01:03:32.660 if that's an

01:03:33.060 imagination

01:03:33.600 is that real

01:03:35.020 like sometimes

01:03:36.600 it seems like

01:03:37.220 they'll just be

01:03:37.700 one day

01:03:38.160 like what the

01:03:38.620 hell happened

01:03:39.080 I just turned

01:03:40.080 into a werewolf

01:03:40.840 overnight

01:03:41.220 that's real

01:03:43.740 so there

01:03:44.640 really is

01:03:45.320 different

01:03:45.760 phases

01:03:46.860 I don't

01:03:47.340 know

01:03:47.600 maybe

01:03:48.260 well I

01:03:50.440 would remind

01:03:50.880 you again

01:03:51.260 that if you

01:03:51.940 listen to this

01:03:52.820 live stream

01:03:54.280 for all the

01:03:55.020 new content

01:03:56.520 you'll probably

01:03:57.300 be disappointed

01:03:57.920 the best way

01:03:59.340 to watch

01:03:59.880 this

01:04:00.180 is like

01:04:01.740 you're in

01:04:02.220 a conversation

01:04:02.880 but you're

01:04:03.600 thinking about

01:04:04.600 other things

01:04:05.120 or exercising

01:04:06.120 or cleaning

01:04:06.840 the house

01:04:07.200 or something

01:04:07.580 and I'm

01:04:08.600 just that

01:04:08.960 friendly voice

01:04:09.620 that's your

01:04:10.060 friend in

01:04:10.440 your head

01:04:10.760 and

01:04:12.500 how many

01:04:15.340 of you

01:04:15.740 you know

01:04:18.300 that's my

01:04:18.740 favorite

01:04:19.140 compliment

01:04:19.660 when people

01:04:21.940 say they

01:04:22.400 like my

01:04:22.900 voice

01:04:23.420 because you

01:04:24.280 know my

01:04:24.640 story

01:04:25.020 three and a

01:04:25.740 half years

01:04:26.080 I couldn't

01:04:26.800 speak

01:04:27.160 I had a

01:04:28.600 rare disorder

01:04:29.440 and for

01:04:31.160 those years

01:04:32.100 my affirmations

01:04:32.980 was that I

01:04:33.820 Scott Adams

01:04:34.480 will speak

01:04:35.360 perfectly

01:04:35.940 now there's

01:04:37.760 no such thing

01:04:38.340 as speaking

01:04:38.740 perfectly

01:04:39.200 but

01:04:40.440 I do this

01:04:41.860 every day

01:04:42.440 you know the

01:04:43.200 live stream

01:04:43.680 and I do

01:04:45.060 think that

01:04:45.520 there's something

01:04:46.120 about practice

01:04:46.920 that makes

01:04:47.520 a difference

01:04:47.940 and I do

01:04:49.600 think that

01:04:50.200 I have

01:04:50.680 experimented

01:04:52.580 with different

01:04:53.260 voice technique

01:04:54.120 and that

01:04:55.940 at this point

01:04:56.620 my voice

01:04:57.180 is actually

01:04:57.880 quite powerful

01:04:58.600 it has

01:05:00.880 an effect

01:05:01.340 how many

01:05:02.480 of you

01:05:03.040 have had

01:05:04.680 a reaction

01:05:05.440 specifically

01:05:06.680 to the

01:05:07.560 voice quality

01:05:08.960 that I have

01:05:10.420 tell me

01:05:11.880 something about

01:05:12.360 that

01:05:12.660 are there

01:05:13.140 those of you

01:05:13.660 who like

01:05:14.380 listening

01:05:14.980 just because

01:05:15.780 of the way

01:05:16.120 I talk

01:05:16.560 so let me

01:05:22.700 tell you

01:05:22.980 some of the

01:05:23.380 tricks

01:05:23.840 you want to

01:05:24.460 hear the

01:05:24.680 tricks

01:05:24.960 because it's

01:05:26.440 not natural

01:05:27.140 in any way

01:05:27.680 like voice

01:05:28.760 production

01:05:29.220 is completely

01:05:30.280 artificial

01:05:30.860 so one of

01:05:33.740 the things

01:05:33.940 I do

01:05:34.320 and it took

01:05:35.380 me years

01:05:36.820 to do this

01:05:37.400 is learn

01:05:39.120 how to add

01:05:39.640 variety

01:05:40.300 to my voice

01:05:41.120 so that's

01:05:43.160 the first

01:05:43.500 thing

01:05:43.740 so

01:05:44.740 instead of

01:05:46.200 this is

01:05:46.700 the way

01:05:47.020 I would

01:05:47.320 normally

01:05:47.680 talk

01:05:48.120 and if

01:05:48.520 I thought

01:05:48.860 I was

01:05:49.120 getting

01:05:49.340 excited

01:05:49.800 I'd go

01:05:50.260 up like

01:05:50.620 this

01:05:50.860 but really

01:05:51.340 it was

01:05:51.620 just the

01:05:51.960 same thing

01:05:52.340 just a little

01:05:52.880 bit higher

01:05:53.300 it wasn't

01:05:53.680 much variety

01:05:54.340 at all

01:05:54.740 and I

01:05:55.380 would just

01:05:55.680 talk in

01:05:56.040 the same

01:05:56.340 pace

01:05:56.540 like this

01:05:56.960 and people

01:05:57.360 would stop

01:05:57.840 listening

01:05:58.160 after about

01:05:58.680 a second

01:05:59.060 because you

01:05:59.600 can't listen

01:06:00.040 to something

01:06:00.500 that sounds

01:06:00.940 like this

01:06:01.360 so

01:06:04.180 the first

01:06:05.460 lesson

01:06:05.780 was from

01:06:06.220 the movie

01:06:06.760 Network

01:06:07.320 where the

01:06:09.680 on air

01:06:10.600 personality

01:06:11.140 was teaching

01:06:11.720 somebody

01:06:12.160 how to make

01:06:13.100 something

01:06:13.380 sound

01:06:13.660 interesting

01:06:14.060 and the

01:06:15.540 secret is

01:06:16.020 that you

01:06:16.260 punch words

01:06:17.320 randomly

01:06:18.400 and it's

01:06:20.100 the randomly

01:06:20.620 part that

01:06:21.160 blows your

01:06:21.560 mind

01:06:21.860 like

01:06:22.840 randomly

01:06:23.780 shouldn't

01:06:25.040 you punch

01:06:25.500 the important

01:06:26.080 words

01:06:26.440 doesn't

01:06:28.160 seem to

01:06:28.920 matter

01:06:29.200 I mean

01:06:30.380 you could

01:06:30.880 but it's

01:06:32.340 the variety

01:06:33.060 that's really

01:06:33.620 drawing people

01:06:34.180 in

01:06:34.400 so when

01:06:35.880 Joe Biden

01:06:36.420 does his

01:06:36.940 whisper thing

01:06:37.620 that everybody

01:06:38.160 makes fun

01:06:38.700 of

01:06:38.860 it totally

01:06:39.840 works

01:06:40.320 it's just

01:06:41.340 that he

01:06:41.620 whispers

01:06:41.920 things that

01:06:42.420 aren't

01:06:42.600 important

01:06:43.020 if he

01:06:44.720 made his

01:06:46.500 whispering

01:06:46.920 light up

01:06:47.580 with his

01:06:48.000 also most

01:06:48.720 important

01:06:49.160 points

01:06:49.680 that were

01:06:50.460 shocking

01:06:51.360 or something

01:06:51.780 then it

01:06:52.060 would be

01:06:52.220 better

01:06:52.500 but he

01:06:53.280 often says

01:06:54.060 ordinary

01:06:54.500 things in

01:06:55.040 a whisper

01:06:55.360 it's a

01:06:56.220 good

01:06:56.360 technique

01:06:56.820 now

01:06:58.400 I don't

01:06:59.120 know if

01:06:59.340 you notice

01:06:59.900 because I'm

01:07:01.500 conscious of

01:07:02.100 it now

01:07:02.400 but I

01:07:03.680 try to

01:07:03.960 go up

01:07:04.360 and I

01:07:05.160 try to

01:07:05.420 go down

01:07:05.800 and I

01:07:06.700 try to

01:07:06.900 give you

01:07:07.100 a lot

01:07:07.280 of

01:07:07.380 variety

01:07:07.660 but I

01:07:08.960 also

01:07:09.120 give you

01:07:09.440 pauses

01:07:09.980 like that

01:07:13.800 because they

01:07:14.960 drive you

01:07:15.340 crazy

01:07:15.660 don't they

01:07:16.080 when you're

01:07:16.940 expecting

01:07:17.300 something

01:07:17.700 and then

01:07:18.220 you get

01:07:18.480 the pause

01:07:18.960 like that

01:07:23.480 it just

01:07:24.940 makes you

01:07:25.260 crazy

01:07:25.620 but it

01:07:26.160 also makes

01:07:26.560 you pay

01:07:26.860 attention

01:07:27.220 so I

01:07:28.800 mean I

01:07:29.040 don't

01:07:29.180 pause

01:07:29.420 that long

01:07:29.840 usually

01:07:30.140 now in

01:07:32.460 terms of

01:07:32.880 the actual

01:07:33.240 voice

01:07:33.640 production

01:07:34.140 the trick

01:07:35.860 to use

01:07:36.400 is the

01:07:37.080 humming

01:07:37.640 happy

01:07:38.100 birthday

01:07:38.520 you've

01:07:38.920 heard me

01:07:39.160 say this

01:07:39.520 before

01:07:39.820 if you

01:07:40.580 hum

01:07:40.800 happy

01:07:41.100 birthday

01:07:41.580 so that

01:07:44.240 it produces

01:07:44.860 a hum

01:07:45.940 in the

01:07:46.660 mask of

01:07:47.560 your face

01:07:47.960 it's called

01:07:48.400 sort of

01:07:49.300 the nose

01:07:50.100 mouth part

01:07:50.760 that gets

01:07:51.940 your voice

01:07:52.420 production

01:07:52.860 out of

01:07:53.280 your throat

01:07:54.180 and larynx

01:07:55.180 and lungs

01:07:56.180 because

01:07:57.380 if you

01:07:58.640 produce

01:07:59.040 your

01:07:59.420 voice

01:08:00.680 in the

01:08:01.440 lower

01:08:01.680 part

01:08:01.940 of your

01:08:02.100 body

01:08:02.360 let's

01:08:02.700 say

01:08:02.840 from

01:08:03.120 here

01:08:03.500 down

01:08:03.880 if that's

01:08:05.140 what's

01:08:05.340 doing

01:08:05.520 most of

01:08:05.900 the work

01:08:06.200 it will

01:08:06.940 sound

01:08:07.220 tight

01:08:07.620 and constrained

01:08:08.460 and people

01:08:09.700 won't want

01:08:10.140 to listen

01:08:10.380 to it

01:08:10.740 but

01:08:12.000 if you

01:08:13.380 hum

01:08:13.580 happy

01:08:13.860 birthday

01:08:14.180 and then

01:08:14.900 talk

01:08:15.260 directly

01:08:15.700 after it

01:08:16.200 in the

01:08:16.440 same

01:08:16.780 production

01:08:18.320 way

01:08:18.960 you get

01:08:20.180 something

01:08:20.480 closer to

01:08:21.020 a perfect

01:08:21.360 voice

01:08:21.780 I shall

01:08:22.880 demonstrate

01:08:23.400 and now

01:08:31.860 the next

01:08:32.220 thing I

01:08:32.580 say

01:08:32.860 is almost

01:08:33.380 perfectly

01:08:33.900 produced

01:08:34.460 because I've

01:08:35.140 moved my

01:08:35.560 production up

01:08:36.160 to the top

01:08:36.620 of my

01:08:37.080 head

01:08:37.420 and when I

01:08:38.360 move it up

01:08:38.780 here it

01:08:39.200 sounds more

01:08:39.620 confident

01:08:40.040 more clean

01:08:41.380 more

01:08:42.460 more sonically

01:08:44.860 appropriate

01:08:45.400 I don't know

01:08:45.940 in some way

01:08:46.520 it just sounds

01:08:47.040 better

01:08:47.320 but now

01:08:48.660 let's see

01:08:48.920 if I can

01:08:49.980 take it back

01:08:50.440 so I'm

01:08:51.920 going to

01:08:52.080 bring my

01:08:52.480 voice

01:08:52.820 production

01:08:53.200 down

01:08:53.600 now it's

01:08:54.380 down here

01:08:54.900 so now

01:08:56.120 I'm going

01:08:56.640 to be

01:08:56.760 talking

01:08:57.020 it's hard

01:08:58.220 to actually

01:08:58.900 do it

01:08:59.200 wrong

01:08:59.460 now

01:08:59.700 I've done

01:09:00.040 it right

01:09:00.740 for so

01:09:01.120 many years

01:09:01.520 but there

01:09:02.920 is a

01:09:03.860 technique

01:09:04.700 and

01:09:06.440 part of

01:09:08.160 the technique

01:09:08.620 is to

01:09:09.260 not be

01:09:09.780 too low

01:09:10.540 which is

01:09:12.180 counterintuitive

01:09:13.180 you would

01:09:13.980 think that

01:09:14.340 a male

01:09:14.720 voice

01:09:15.280 would sound

01:09:16.780 better if

01:09:17.320 it's lower

01:09:18.040 and there's

01:09:19.740 something to

01:09:20.280 that

01:09:20.620 I mean we do

01:09:21.460 have some

01:09:22.040 preference for

01:09:22.540 that

01:09:22.720 I think it

01:09:23.960 tells you

01:09:24.260 there's some

01:09:24.760 testosterone there

01:09:25.800 or something

01:09:26.200 but far more

01:09:27.940 important than

01:09:28.640 how deep

01:09:31.320 your voice is

01:09:32.240 is how

01:09:33.160 confident it

01:09:34.160 is

01:09:34.420 and how

01:09:35.060 clean it

01:09:35.680 is

01:09:35.940 if your

01:09:36.840 voice is

01:09:37.320 both clean

01:09:38.100 and confident

01:09:38.860 then

01:09:40.960 you sound

01:09:42.160 masculine

01:09:43.320 enough

01:09:44.000 method acting

01:09:51.760 tips

01:09:52.240 yeah

01:09:53.620 and the way

01:09:54.180 you breathe

01:09:54.660 also will

01:09:55.260 change how

01:09:55.760 you talk

01:09:56.300 that's a

01:09:57.140 Mel Gibson

01:09:58.360 trick

01:09:58.780 you should

01:10:00.100 breathe the

01:10:00.960 way you want

01:10:01.540 to be acting

01:10:02.080 so if you

01:10:02.600 were playing

01:10:03.120 an actor

01:10:03.580 who was

01:10:04.060 afraid of

01:10:04.900 something

01:10:05.220 work on

01:10:06.780 how you

01:10:07.140 would breathe

01:10:07.660 if you

01:10:08.040 were afraid

01:10:08.400 of something

01:10:08.840 and then

01:10:09.680 when you

01:10:09.960 talk

01:10:10.420 you'll be

01:10:11.680 talking in

01:10:12.200 the way

01:10:12.440 that a

01:10:12.800 person who's

01:10:13.380 afraid would

01:10:13.960 talk

01:10:14.300 because you've

01:10:14.880 you've

01:10:15.680 breathed that

01:10:16.220 way

01:10:16.440 so it

01:10:16.960 just

01:10:17.140 puts you

01:10:18.360 in the

01:10:18.600 moment

01:10:18.960 you think

01:10:25.680 the head

01:10:26.020 chest

01:10:26.340 voice

01:10:26.720 description

01:10:27.200 is the

01:10:27.540 opposite

01:10:27.880 I think

01:10:31.340 if you look

01:10:31.760 into it

01:10:32.120 you'll find

01:10:32.480 out that

01:10:33.120 I'm right

01:10:33.500 it does

01:10:34.680 sound

01:10:35.080 I realize

01:10:36.240 it sounds

01:10:36.660 counterintuitive

01:10:37.400 but that's

01:10:38.740 actually part

01:10:39.460 of the point

01:10:39.840 is that

01:10:40.320 it is

01:10:40.780 counterintuitive

01:10:41.480 all right

01:10:44.920 any more

01:10:47.460 secrets from

01:10:48.180 behind the

01:10:48.800 curtain

01:10:49.080 I'm not

01:10:52.500 going to

01:10:52.680 tell you

01:10:52.900 any more

01:10:53.180 secrets from

01:10:53.740 behind the

01:10:54.060 curtain

01:10:54.240 I mean

01:10:54.620 I can't

01:10:55.260 think of

01:10:55.540 one that

01:10:56.000 fits the

01:10:57.020 fits the

01:10:58.520 need

01:10:58.760 but there

01:11:00.240 is a

01:11:00.720 secret

01:11:01.060 that is

01:11:02.600 seeping out

01:11:03.580 from behind

01:11:04.080 the curtain

01:11:04.540 and I

01:11:06.540 can see it

01:11:07.100 but you

01:11:07.360 can't see it

01:11:07.880 yet

01:11:08.140 because there's

01:11:09.720 a pattern

01:11:10.200 that you

01:11:10.520 haven't

01:11:10.760 noticed

01:11:11.120 there's

01:11:12.420 a certain

01:11:12.780 pattern

01:11:13.200 that's

01:11:14.980 sneaking

01:11:15.520 out

01:11:15.940 so you'll

01:11:17.220 see it

01:11:17.540 in some

01:11:18.260 news

01:11:18.820 I think

01:11:19.220 I've seen

01:11:19.600 it in

01:11:19.940 several

01:11:20.380 news

01:11:20.800 items

01:11:21.620 and so

01:11:23.700 far nobody

01:11:24.400 has connected

01:11:25.180 the dots

01:11:25.840 if they

01:11:27.020 ever do

01:11:27.680 it will be

01:11:28.700 the biggest

01:11:29.160 story

01:11:29.640 in the

01:11:30.880 whole

01:11:31.060 fucking

01:11:31.440 world

01:11:31.840 but I

01:11:32.580 don't

01:11:32.700 think

01:11:32.880 it's

01:11:33.000 ever

01:11:33.160 going

01:11:33.320 to

01:11:33.360 happen

01:11:33.620 and the

01:11:34.860 beauty

01:11:35.100 of it

01:11:35.360 is

01:11:35.620 that if

01:11:37.120 you don't

01:11:37.460 know

01:11:37.720 the story

01:11:38.280 there's

01:11:39.660 no amount

01:11:40.260 of evidence

01:11:41.420 of it

01:11:41.880 that you'll

01:11:42.600 be able

01:11:42.860 to put

01:11:43.120 together

01:11:43.500 you just

01:11:44.360 couldn't

01:11:44.560 put it

01:11:44.820 together

01:11:45.120 let's

01:11:47.500 just say

01:11:47.820 that a lot

01:11:48.340 of the

01:11:48.580 things that

01:11:48.920 happen in

01:11:49.280 the world

01:11:49.620 spring from

01:11:52.440 the same

01:11:52.880 source or

01:11:53.580 sources

01:11:54.080 and it's

01:11:54.780 just not

01:11:55.140 obvious

01:11:55.560 but someday

01:11:56.260 it will

01:11:56.540 be

01:11:56.800 someday

01:11:57.520 it will

01:11:57.840 be

01:11:58.500 am I still

01:12:01.360 good friends

01:12:02.220 with the

01:12:02.520 psychic

01:12:02.800 no I

01:12:03.220 haven't

01:12:03.860 talked to

01:12:04.360 the psychic

01:12:04.740 in years

01:12:05.700 did your

01:12:14.300 spasmodic

01:12:14.980 dysphonia

01:12:15.460 affect the

01:12:16.240 sound of

01:12:16.740 your laugh

01:12:17.440 I mean

01:12:19.720 it affected

01:12:20.340 all of my

01:12:20.880 sounds

01:12:21.280 but I

01:12:22.940 don't think

01:12:23.360 it improved

01:12:23.940 it

01:12:24.300 necessarily

01:12:25.260 you know

01:12:26.920 not everybody

01:12:27.640 laughs

01:12:28.200 did you

01:12:29.980 know that

01:12:30.420 do you

01:12:31.700 know people

01:12:32.140 who don't

01:12:32.560 laugh

01:12:32.940 a lot

01:12:35.240 of them

01:12:35.600 you don't

01:12:36.480 really notice

01:12:37.100 do you

01:12:37.520 there are

01:12:38.480 lots of

01:12:38.840 people who

01:12:39.260 don't

01:12:40.120 ever laugh

01:12:40.960 ever

01:12:41.800 it's like

01:12:42.660 not a

01:12:42.960 thing

01:12:43.160 in the

01:12:43.760 same way

01:12:44.140 that maybe

01:12:44.580 I don't

01:12:44.940 have

01:12:45.200 musical

01:12:45.740 appreciation

01:12:46.340 I think

01:12:47.420 there are

01:12:47.660 lots of

01:12:47.980 people

01:12:48.180 maybe a

01:12:48.640 third

01:12:48.880 who don't

01:12:49.800 have

01:12:50.060 humor

01:12:50.360 appreciation

01:12:50.880 and they

01:12:51.460 don't

01:12:51.660 ever

01:12:51.880 laugh

01:12:52.260 how is

01:12:55.380 that

01:12:55.520 possible

01:12:55.880 I don't

01:12:56.300 know

01:12:56.600 I don't

01:12:57.760 know

01:12:58.060 but I

01:12:59.060 can tell

01:12:59.400 you for

01:12:59.740 sure

01:12:59.940 I do

01:13:00.340 I mean

01:13:00.880 I do

01:13:01.160 humor

01:13:01.520 for a

01:13:02.180 living

01:13:02.440 and I

01:13:03.300 can tell

01:13:03.620 you that

01:13:03.960 a third

01:13:04.380 of the

01:13:04.640 public

01:13:04.940 is only

01:13:05.680 pretending

01:13:06.160 to have

01:13:06.460 a sense

01:13:06.740 of humor

01:13:07.060 they're

01:13:07.660 literally

01:13:08.120 pretending

01:13:08.600 they don't

01:13:09.300 have one

01:13:09.720 and I

01:13:11.740 don't know

01:13:12.020 why I'm

01:13:12.300 the first

01:13:12.640 person to

01:13:13.120 notice

01:13:13.540 I think

01:13:14.740 everybody

01:13:15.080 else

01:13:15.380 thought

01:13:15.660 well

01:13:16.040 everybody's

01:13:17.140 got a

01:13:17.400 sense

01:13:17.580 of humor

01:13:17.940 but maybe

01:13:19.000 they're not

01:13:19.420 laughing at

01:13:19.920 this thing

01:13:20.400 but they

01:13:20.740 would laugh

01:13:21.080 at some

01:13:21.420 other

01:13:21.640 thing

01:13:21.960 nope

01:13:22.980 nope

01:13:24.400 there are

01:13:25.980 people who

01:13:26.380 actually just

01:13:27.440 don't have

01:13:27.940 a sense

01:13:28.240 of humor

01:13:28.520 and they

01:13:30.120 will sometimes

01:13:31.240 laugh if

01:13:31.800 somebody falls

01:13:32.440 in a puddle

01:13:33.000 right

01:13:34.580 but that is

01:13:35.440 really really

01:13:36.260 different

01:13:36.700 that's

01:13:37.620 almost not

01:13:39.060 in the same

01:13:39.560 category of

01:13:40.120 humor

01:13:40.380 it's more

01:13:40.740 like a

01:13:41.080 reaction to

01:13:41.740 a thing

01:13:43.760 you think

01:13:48.480 the same

01:13:48.800 thing with

01:13:49.100 music

01:13:49.440 that some

01:13:50.160 people pretend

01:13:50.800 to like

01:13:51.280 it but

01:13:51.960 they don't

01:13:52.220 hear it

01:13:52.560 the same

01:13:52.900 way

01:13:53.100 I think

01:13:53.620 you're right

01:13:53.900 about that

01:13:54.380 same with

01:13:56.080 food

01:13:56.480 I have

01:13:58.340 no idea

01:13:58.960 what a

01:13:59.420 foodie

01:13:59.820 tastes

01:14:00.320 because I'm

01:14:00.840 not one

01:14:01.300 when I

01:14:02.720 eat food

01:14:03.180 it's like

01:14:03.580 oh I

01:14:03.880 like this

01:14:04.340 or I

01:14:04.540 don't

01:14:04.680 like it

01:14:05.140 but I

01:14:06.720 have a

01:14:07.020 feeling

01:14:07.220 that people

01:14:07.580 are

01:14:07.780 foodies

01:14:08.380 just have

01:14:10.740 a whole

01:14:11.060 different

01:14:11.440 flavor

01:14:11.960 experience

01:14:13.380 than I

01:14:13.820 do

01:14:14.000 so

01:14:14.700 I feel

01:14:15.580 like

01:14:15.860 this is

01:14:17.700 a good

01:14:17.900 analogy

01:14:18.280 so the

01:14:19.040 way I

01:14:19.500 am to

01:14:19.860 food

01:14:20.300 is the

01:14:20.720 way

01:14:20.820 other

01:14:21.020 people

01:14:21.280 are

01:14:21.460 to

01:14:21.620 humor

01:14:21.920 if you

01:14:23.100 looked at

01:14:23.580 me

01:14:23.740 eating

01:14:24.060 it would

01:14:24.380 look like

01:14:24.960 enjoying

01:14:26.100 my food

01:14:26.620 just like

01:14:27.180 every other

01:14:27.760 foodie

01:14:28.200 but I'm

01:14:29.780 not

01:14:30.140 I mean

01:14:31.120 I assume

01:14:31.700 I'm not

01:14:32.160 your cooking

01:14:35.420 would change

01:14:35.880 my mind

01:14:36.400 maybe it

01:14:36.920 would

01:14:37.180 what's my

01:14:39.020 favorite

01:14:39.320 genre of

01:14:39.980 music

01:14:40.380 well

01:14:42.600 well it's

01:14:42.900 unfair to

01:14:43.640 ask at

01:14:44.040 the moment

01:14:44.400 because I'm

01:14:45.340 learning to

01:14:46.740 play the

01:14:47.100 drums

01:14:47.440 so I'm

01:14:48.540 kind of

01:14:48.820 focused on

01:14:49.400 anything that's

01:14:49.920 got a good

01:14:50.300 drum beat

01:14:50.880 so at the

01:14:51.960 moment

01:14:52.300 it's hard to

01:14:54.400 answer that

01:14:54.720 question

01:14:55.020 so anything

01:14:55.700 with a good

01:14:56.160 drum beat

01:14:56.720 especially from

01:14:58.020 the 70s

01:14:59.340 I'm gonna

01:15:00.220 like a lot

01:15:00.800 yeah

01:15:02.500 Rolling Stones

01:15:03.300 Buddy Rich

01:15:04.360 Buddy Rich

01:15:04.380 I feel like

01:15:08.520 he wasn't

01:15:08.900 a drummer

01:15:09.380 he was

01:15:10.800 more like

01:15:11.160 a magician

01:15:13.000 or something

01:15:13.540 I mean

01:15:14.380 I didn't

01:15:14.920 like listening

01:15:15.540 to Buddy Rich

01:15:16.260 but it was

01:15:16.720 impressive

01:15:17.100 how quickly

01:15:17.900 he could

01:15:18.340 hit a drum

01:15:19.240 I don't know

01:15:19.960 I'm completely

01:15:21.060 unimpressed

01:15:21.560 by him

01:15:21.940 allegedly

01:15:22.780 top drummer

01:15:24.280 in the world

01:15:24.780 or something

01:15:25.260 but he was

01:15:26.620 mostly about

01:15:27.140 just being

01:15:27.480 fast

01:15:27.920 I think

01:15:28.300 all right

01:15:30.720 we foodies

01:15:32.480 have a working

01:15:32.980 sense of smell

01:15:33.660 so do I

01:15:34.280 my sense of smell

01:15:35.700 came back

01:15:36.320 a few weeks ago

01:15:37.740 weirdly

01:15:40.240 but my allergies

01:15:41.560 also went away

01:15:42.340 let me ask

01:15:43.580 let me ask

01:15:44.080 this again

01:15:44.480 because

01:15:44.820 how many of you

01:15:46.200 and I only want

01:15:47.840 you to answer

01:15:48.340 if both of these

01:15:49.460 are true

01:15:49.880 so if you could

01:15:50.880 show some

01:15:51.340 restraint for a

01:15:52.140 moment

01:15:52.380 how many of you

01:15:54.060 have both of

01:15:54.880 these things

01:15:55.580 happen to you

01:15:56.480 number one

01:15:57.860 you got

01:15:58.180 vaccinated

01:15:58.780 any number

01:15:59.980 of vaccinations

01:16:00.560 and number two

01:16:01.880 you did not

01:16:03.400 have allergies

01:16:04.360 this season

01:16:05.080 when normally

01:16:05.760 you always do

01:16:06.380 am I the only one

01:16:08.340 so I don't know

01:16:10.000 that there's a

01:16:10.480 correlation

01:16:10.900 but I got

01:16:12.700 vaccinated

01:16:13.920 and then I never

01:16:16.080 had spring

01:16:17.420 allergies again

01:16:18.240 it's only been

01:16:19.180 one year I guess

01:16:20.120 anybody else

01:16:22.680 have that experience

01:16:23.440 I'm seeing

01:16:25.540 some people

01:16:25.960 say yes

01:16:26.560 but I think

01:16:27.500 maybe it's just

01:16:28.120 a low pollen

01:16:29.080 season where I

01:16:29.860 am or something

01:16:30.420 maybe it's just

01:16:31.340 that

01:16:31.620 I don't know

01:16:32.580 yeah

01:16:33.720 alright

01:16:34.340 more no's

01:16:34.940 than yes's

01:16:35.500 your allergies

01:16:36.860 came back

01:16:37.620 but a number

01:16:40.080 of people are

01:16:40.520 saying they're

01:16:40.900 having their

01:16:41.260 best year

01:16:41.760 but I think

01:16:42.380 is anybody

01:16:43.000 having

01:16:43.340 let me

01:16:44.020 let me

01:16:44.440 reverse the

01:16:45.340 question

01:16:45.660 is anybody

01:16:47.460 having a

01:16:48.100 bad year

01:16:48.820 an unusually

01:16:50.120 bad year

01:16:50.600 with allergies

01:16:51.200 go

01:16:51.600 is anybody

01:16:52.800 having

01:16:53.240 yeah I

01:16:54.300 think in

01:16:54.580 my case

01:16:54.980 staying

01:16:55.980 away from

01:16:56.300 the sulfites

01:16:56.940 was the

01:16:57.940 big change

01:16:58.500 for me

01:16:59.200 alright

01:17:03.820 worst

01:17:04.900 okay so a lot

01:17:05.680 of you are

01:17:05.980 having worse

01:17:06.620 years with

01:17:07.320 allergies

01:17:07.740 alright

01:17:10.240 so there's

01:17:11.040 nothing there

01:17:11.460 probably

01:17:11.800 do you

01:17:17.640 laugh at

01:17:18.080 the show

01:17:18.400 Family Guy

01:17:19.160 yeah some

01:17:20.640 of the

01:17:20.860 episodes of

01:17:21.440 Family Guy

01:17:21.920 are just

01:17:22.320 ridiculously

01:17:22.860 funny

01:17:23.380 others are

01:17:25.320 a little bit

01:17:25.960 phoned in

01:17:26.800 how do

01:17:32.880 pigeons know

01:17:33.440 the same

01:17:33.800 song

01:17:34.120 I don't

01:17:34.940 know

01:17:35.200 do you

01:17:37.380 talk with

01:17:37.860 Gutfeld

01:17:38.360 every day

01:17:38.980 no not

01:17:40.260 every day

01:17:40.720 but we

01:17:42.260 communicate

01:17:42.740 a lot

01:17:43.120 have I

01:17:48.620 told you

01:17:48.980 lately

01:17:49.260 that I

01:17:49.700 love you

01:17:50.020 you have

01:17:50.320 not

01:17:50.680 and I've

01:17:51.460 noticed

01:17:51.700 that

01:17:52.000 a lot

01:17:52.920 of you

01:17:53.140 have not

01:17:53.540 told me

01:17:53.920 lately

01:17:54.180 that you

01:17:54.580 love me

01:17:54.980 and I'm

01:17:55.860 feeling that

01:17:56.360 because I

01:17:57.720 love all

01:17:58.100 of you

01:17:58.440 so

01:17:59.180 so

01:18:00.920 are you

01:18:03.380 supposed to

01:18:03.880 love me

01:18:04.180 back

01:18:04.480 I know

01:18:05.320 it doesn't

01:18:05.640 work that

01:18:05.960 way

01:18:06.160 have you

01:18:06.920 ever met

01:18:07.540 Mike Judge

01:18:08.300 no but

01:18:09.140 he's

01:18:09.560 Mike Judge

01:18:10.620 holds a

01:18:11.440 singular

01:18:12.600 distinction

01:18:13.300 in my

01:18:14.080 professional

01:18:15.080 life

01:18:15.520 do you

01:18:15.860 know what

01:18:16.080 that is

01:18:16.460 there's

01:18:17.540 something

01:18:17.760 that Mike

01:18:18.240 Judge

01:18:18.740 did

01:18:20.640 that no

01:18:22.280 one else

01:18:22.680 has ever

01:18:23.100 done

01:18:23.420 since I

01:18:24.080 became the

01:18:24.700 Dilbert

01:18:25.000 cartoonist

01:18:25.720 meaning

01:18:26.320 since I

01:18:26.920 became famous

01:18:27.620 do you

01:18:28.000 know what

01:18:28.220 that is

01:18:28.600 he would

01:18:29.840 not return

01:18:30.400 a phone

01:18:30.740 call

01:18:31.020 he's the

01:18:32.640 only one

01:18:33.060 I've

01:18:33.820 never had

01:18:34.160 anybody

01:18:34.600 who wouldn't

01:18:35.140 return a

01:18:35.580 phone call

01:18:35.980 until him

01:18:36.500 one of the

01:18:39.820 benefits of

01:18:40.520 being famous

01:18:41.120 is that you

01:18:42.640 can contact

01:18:43.860 other famous

01:18:44.480 people

01:18:44.840 or just

01:18:45.500 other people

01:18:46.040 and if you

01:18:47.080 say who you

01:18:47.600 are they'll

01:18:48.040 like oh

01:18:48.760 I'll definitely

01:18:49.860 return that

01:18:50.440 call because

01:18:50.940 I get to

01:18:51.880 tell a story

01:18:52.480 about I

01:18:53.560 talked to a

01:18:54.240 famous person

01:18:54.900 who wouldn't

01:18:56.100 return a phone

01:18:56.940 call to a

01:18:57.440 famous person

01:18:58.100 you would

01:18:59.440 right

01:18:59.760 wouldn't you

01:19:00.880 if somebody

01:19:02.080 left a message

01:19:02.820 and it was

01:19:03.180 somebody you'd

01:19:03.640 heard of

01:19:04.140 like actually

01:19:04.880 a famous

01:19:05.320 person

01:19:05.700 and they

01:19:06.740 said can

01:19:07.060 you please

01:19:07.500 call me

01:19:07.840 back

01:19:08.140 here's my

01:19:08.520 phone number

01:19:08.960 you would

01:19:10.260 call him

01:19:10.680 back

01:19:11.100 would you

01:19:11.880 not

01:19:12.240 only one

01:19:14.100 time in

01:19:14.500 my entire

01:19:15.100 famous life

01:19:16.480 that's you

01:19:17.280 know maybe

01:19:17.600 25 years

01:19:18.540 or so

01:19:18.880 in my

01:19:19.880 famous life

01:19:20.460 only one

01:19:21.000 person has

01:19:21.520 refused

01:19:21.940 or for

01:19:22.840 whatever reason

01:19:23.380 I don't

01:19:23.800 know if

01:19:24.040 he refused

01:19:24.680 only one

01:19:25.860 person didn't

01:19:26.420 return a call

01:19:26.980 it was

01:19:27.200 Mike Judge

01:19:27.700 don't know

01:19:28.760 why

01:19:28.940 I had a

01:19:32.320 professional

01:19:33.500 question I

01:19:34.160 wanted to

01:19:34.660 ask him

01:19:35.000 but I

01:19:36.180 never got

01:19:36.520 it answered

01:19:36.900 he didn't

01:19:38.700 get the

01:19:38.960 message

01:19:39.340 doubt it

01:19:40.480 I think

01:19:41.600 he got

01:19:41.840 the message

01:19:42.280 Jim Davis

01:19:46.900 yeah I've

01:19:47.240 talked to

01:19:47.520 Jim Davis

01:19:47.980 a number

01:19:48.460 of times

01:19:48.860 Jim Davis

01:19:49.440 is a

01:19:49.760 great guy

01:19:50.240 well one

01:19:51.960 of the things

01:19:52.260 that people

01:19:52.560 don't understand

01:19:53.260 about the

01:19:53.700 creator of

01:19:54.300 Garfield

01:19:54.760 Jim Davis

01:19:55.760 is that he

01:19:57.240 had a

01:19:57.680 I believe his

01:19:58.260 degree was in

01:19:59.000 business

01:19:59.560 and so

01:20:01.900 it's no

01:20:02.760 surprise

01:20:03.180 that two

01:20:04.760 of the

01:20:05.000 people who

01:20:05.680 had business

01:20:06.520 as a

01:20:06.900 background

01:20:07.260 I would

01:20:08.220 be the

01:20:08.480 other one

01:20:08.860 did better

01:20:10.180 with their

01:20:10.620 cartoons

01:20:11.060 than people

01:20:11.520 who did

01:20:11.820 not have

01:20:12.200 a business

01:20:12.580 background

01:20:13.120 surprise

01:20:14.400 it's probably

01:20:15.900 not a

01:20:16.280 coincidence

01:20:16.660 probably

01:20:18.100 makes a

01:20:18.760 difference

01:20:19.060 if you

01:20:19.380 know how

01:20:19.640 to

01:20:19.920 grow a

01:20:21.160 thing

01:20:21.380 if you

01:20:21.860 know how

01:20:22.120 to turn

01:20:22.540 a business

01:20:22.940 into a

01:20:23.340 business

01:20:23.660 I don't

01:20:24.600 think it's

01:20:24.920 a coincidence

01:20:25.360 that the

01:20:26.640 two people

01:20:27.080 with business

01:20:27.700 training

01:20:28.260 did better

01:20:29.200 in their

01:20:29.500 cartoons

01:20:30.300 I think

01:20:30.660 it's part

01:20:30.900 of the

01:20:31.080 talent

01:20:31.280 stack

01:20:31.660 will

01:20:36.900 California

01:20:37.460 be great

01:20:38.000 again

01:20:38.300 yes

01:20:39.180 yes

01:20:42.880 when's

01:20:44.980 the last

01:20:45.360 time you

01:20:45.760 watched

01:20:46.080 porn

01:20:46.560 see now

01:20:49.480 that's the

01:20:49.920 kind of

01:20:50.200 question

01:20:50.620 that I was

01:20:52.140 looking for

01:20:52.680 why did it

01:20:54.100 take so

01:20:54.480 long to

01:20:54.960 ask me an

01:20:55.440 embarrassing

01:20:55.780 question

01:20:56.280 now I'm

01:20:58.320 not going

01:20:58.560 to answer

01:20:58.860 it

01:20:59.160 because I

01:21:00.060 think there

01:21:00.320 are some

01:21:00.540 kinds of

01:21:00.820 questions that

01:21:01.620 answering it

01:21:03.720 doesn't help

01:21:06.320 anything but it

01:21:07.060 might hurt

01:21:07.380 something

01:21:07.760 right

01:21:09.340 it can't help

01:21:10.040 me but it

01:21:10.800 might hurt

01:21:11.100 me

01:21:11.340 so

01:21:12.720 well let me

01:21:14.400 give you an

01:21:14.720 answer to the

01:21:15.080 question

01:21:15.340 in all seriousness

01:21:16.800 I've never

01:21:17.760 seen porn

01:21:18.320 now I know a

01:21:20.580 lot of you

01:21:20.940 have

01:21:21.260 and I hear

01:21:22.900 it's good

01:21:23.560 and I've been

01:21:24.480 thinking about

01:21:24.980 trying it

01:21:25.600 if I could

01:21:27.500 figure out

01:21:27.840 where it

01:21:28.140 is

01:21:28.380 it's like

01:21:28.960 on the

01:21:29.240 internet

01:21:29.500 or something

01:21:29.920 right

01:21:30.140 but a lot

01:21:31.480 of you

01:21:31.720 have

01:21:31.920 watched porn

01:21:32.420 and seem

01:21:33.640 to enjoy

01:21:34.120 it and so

01:21:34.640 I thought

01:21:34.940 to myself

01:21:35.280 well I

01:21:35.860 should check

01:21:36.240 it out

01:21:36.500 but I

01:21:37.180 don't need

01:21:37.520 it

01:21:37.700 I don't

01:21:38.540 need it

01:21:38.800 like you

01:21:39.120 do

01:21:39.340 did anybody

01:21:41.220 believe that

01:21:41.820 did that

01:21:43.120 sound

01:21:43.620 sound a

01:21:45.080 little bit

01:21:45.460 credible

01:21:45.860 at all

01:21:46.580 no

01:21:47.440 okay

01:21:48.140 so that's

01:21:54.400 my official

01:21:54.940 answer

01:21:55.360 never done

01:21:56.700 it

01:21:56.920 never done

01:21:58.240 it

01:21:58.420 don't need

01:21:59.040 it

01:21:59.200 never will

01:21:59.920 unlike the

01:22:01.520 rest of

01:22:01.880 you

01:22:02.100 nobody's

01:22:03.680 buying this

01:22:04.060 at all

01:22:04.420 and I

01:22:05.920 never

01:22:06.140 smoke weed

01:22:06.720 that's

01:22:07.040 correct

01:22:07.300 all right

01:22:10.560 that's all

01:22:11.460 for now

01:22:12.040 and

01:22:13.800 I will

01:22:15.360 talk to

01:22:15.720 you

01:22:15.960 tomorrow

01:22:17.080 bye

01:22:18.480 YouTube

01:22:18.820 I

01:22:34.560 see you

Real Coffee with Scott Adams - June 23, 2022

Episode 1783 Scott Adams： The News Is Weird But So Are We. Come Join Us

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