Episode 1796 Scott Adams: What To Do With All Of The Dangerous Teens
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 9 minutes
Words per Minute
156.35716
Summary
Dr. Carl Sagan has a theory about how to deal with a pandemic, and it s based on a non-scientist's theory that if you get enough Omicron, you'll have a better chance of surviving one.
Transcript
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to Coffee with Scott Adams.
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And it's going to be a barn burner today, so protect your barn.
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If you don't have a barn, you probably won't even notice the difference.
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It will be the highlight of civilization no matter what.
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And would you like to take it up at an even higher level?
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And don't worry that some of my sentences leave out key words.
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When I realize I've left down a word in my sentence, I just keep going.
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But first, all we need is a cup or mug or a glass, a tanker, a chalice, a stein, a canteen, a jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind,
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filling with your favorite liquid I like, coffee.
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It's the thing that makes everything feel better.
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Just in, the European Parliament backs listing nuclear energy as green.
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And today I'm going to make you feel good about the good stuff that's going to happen.
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And it all revolves around a little thing I like to call the Adam's Law of slow-moving disasters.
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Because, as you know, we're in the middle of five, I don't know, I'd have to count them up.
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Are we in the middle of five slow-moving disasters at the same time?
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But the slow ones, right, so we've got the economy, the inflation, you know, maybe recession, maybe inflation.
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We've got a lot of problems, but we'll get through them.
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Why is it that medical science always follows the direction of greatest profitability for people who work in the medical sciences community?
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That no matter when they do a study, the result will always be that somebody gets to make more money, if it's true.
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Well, apparently, the more you get COVID, the worse your permanent problems are.
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So if you get this Omicron once, some number of people get long-term, long COVID problems.
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But if the same person gets COVID twice, apparently, statistically, they're more likely to have long-term problems.
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And if they get it three times, even more than twice.
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So since you've got, like, the two levels that you can measure, it seems kind of convincing, right?
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That at each new infection, your long-term problems increase, and that's what the study says.
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So does that show you that the more you get Omicron, the more problems you have?
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Why is it that something like, and maybe this number has changed, 15% of spouses gave it to their spouse?
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Now, it might be, you know, 25%, but it's the same point.
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I mean, really, if you're most infectious before you know you have symptoms,
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I mean, who spends so much time away from their spouse that they can't give them COVID?
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I would think that every household, everybody would get it, right?
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So there's some gigantic variable about the pandemic and about COVID that we still don't understand, right?
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And the one we don't understand is bigger than all the ones we do, right?
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The things we understand about COVID, if you put them all together, everything we understand,
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is still smaller than the thing we don't understand, which is, why doesn't the spouse get it?
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So this is my non-medical, non-scientist, non-reliable guess.
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It's less than a hypothesis, but it goes like this.
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And of course, it springs from the worst possible place, my personal anecdotal experience.
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So let me make a global scientific proclamation that affects all of you,
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all 7 billion of you, based on my one experience.
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I got COVID the one time I was completely aware that my immunity was very low.
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In other words, it was a period where I was traveling, I went to Hawaii,
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and I was really sleepless because of the time change and stuff.
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And I was completely aware that my ability to fight off anything was real down.
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Everything that's still a mystery would be explained by just that one fact,
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that you can't get it unless your immune system's been whacked.
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Because that would explain how one spouse could get it,
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because they had a bad week, lost some sleep, whatever, stress,
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Now, some of you are saying vitamin D, and there's definitely a correlation,
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One is that people who are naturally unhealthy also have low vitamin D.
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So if you find that only the people with low vitamin D get it,
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you might not be finding out something about vitamin D.
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You might be finding out that vitamin D is just a signal
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for somebody who, in general, has a low immunity.
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So I feel like low immunity on any given day is what gives you COVID.
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Everything that's still a mystery would be answered by that one thing.
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If your immunity is good, you just don't get it.
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But there may be lots of other reasons for that, but just a guess.
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I also will take you back to why is it that every study is good for somebody's income,
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Suppose it's true that every time you get an Omicron infection,
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Could it be whoever's coming up with the next vaccination
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There is an entity that will make billions of dollars if this is true.
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people are going to treat it like the common cold
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But if it's true that you're going to deal with a lot more
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than a few days of isolation and some aches and pains,
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There was a major study that somehow was compatible and agreed with
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the entities that would make the most money if it were true.
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Any time something coincidentally lines up with exactly where you would have guessed
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huh, I wonder where this will end up, this study.
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Well, who would make the most money under what situation?
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Well, the most money would be made by the pharmaceutical companies
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if it turns out that the more you get Omicron, the worse off you are,
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given that we know they can come up with some kind of bullshit vaccine for it.
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Give me an obvious case, something we've all heard of,
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because he doesn't want to help him get elected.
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and don't want to help him by having him on the show, basically.
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How important is it if Joe Rogan does not want Trump to run for president?
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Now, he did indicate that if it came down to Trump versus Biden,
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So he didn't really tell you what he would do if he were in the race.
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So have we decided that Joe Rogan is like the master of media,
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Are you telling me that Joe Rogan has all this influence,
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like the biggest podcast, everybody talks about him,
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and, you know, all we care about is what did his guest
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And yet all of that, all that attention we give him,
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and you're telling me it would make no difference to the election?
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Now, let's say that Mike Cernovich also is anti-Trump.
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I hate to characterize anybody who's that smart
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You know, there's always a nuance you might miss.
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You know, I'm not sure what that does to anybody's opinion.
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Suppose you added Cernovich and Rogan together.
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Do you think that the two of them would be persuasive enough
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It is my opinion that Trump should not run for re-election.
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and based on we don't need a repeat of the trouble
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If you couldn't get, if you could not get Trump-like effectiveness
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then I'd say, well, darn it, you have to consider it.
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The Republicans now have formed a, let's say, a character, if you will,
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You know, he learned what works and what doesn't
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So I would say the age alone, I'm going to be consistent.
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It has nothing to do with policies or even competency.
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It has nothing to do with the competency when they're running.
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The problem is, what happens if they get in office
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So I never support a president that age, period.
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I'm never going to support a candidate that age.
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But if that's all you have, like everybody else,
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And he would be the biggest in the business on day one, I think,
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He could do it better than anybody can do it, right?
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Because I think he would be attracted to things
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that would be high attention, high profitability,
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could maybe rehabilitate some of his brand for his business, etc.
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It's the biggest opportunity I've ever seen anybody ever have, really.
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It would be hard to think of anybody in the world
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all he has to do is fight off attacks and fake news.
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So if I were Trump, I would take the promotion.
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so maybe just winning again is all that matters.
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be careful what you wish for situation with Trump.
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I want somebody who's a fighter and never gives up,
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If you get somebody who's a fighter and never gives up,
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because he's complaining about the 2020 election,
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Did you think you were voting for the give up guy?
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That's like the most important thing you have to know.
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CNN had a long story about how close we are to recession, etc.
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they compiled a number of things that are trending right.
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because, you know, good news doesn't break through.
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But I'm going to give you some economic good news
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it's like, oh, my God, everybody can see this coming,
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that humans are really, really good at adjusting.
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So my prediction is every time you see one of these,
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So this is just a bunch of things that are working,
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issued by the U.S. government over the next five years
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has fallen from 3.1% to 2.6% in the last month,
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the professionals who know the most about this sort of thing,
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will tell you that if they're buying this investment at this rate,
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it means that there's an implied decrease in inflation coming.
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you should look at the percentage change of 3.1 to 2.6,
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but only percentage matters for this conversation.
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So this is indicating that inflation may have peaked.
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What would be the biggest problem with inflation?
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Um, yeah, I don't think you would know if it was sativa.
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because I think the locals people know the answer to this.
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All right, I'm not going to read the percentages
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The fact that your numbers are all over the place
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but I wouldn't know which ones are actually right
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The first time I learned that was when I was trying to decide
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And I was going to send them off to the cartoon syndicates
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to see if they would give me a contract to be a cartoonist.
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can you help me weed out the good ones from the bad ones?
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And they would sort them into the good or the bad pile.
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And what I noticed was there was no correlation.
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There was no comic that everybody thought was a good one.
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Because I didn't know which side the editor would be on.
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one of the ones who said they love these or hate them.
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and got a contract to become a syndicated cartoonist.
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that people are really, really, really bad at, you know, perception.
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My instinct was that proving you could do a lot of it
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would be as important as proving you could do, you know, some good work.
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all the cartoonists know who I'm talking about.
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definitely one of the top 10 or 15 of all time.
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but you've got to be able to produce quantity as well.
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Because I don't want you to have that impression.
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Stefan Postis is the most productive cartoonist since me.
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is the conclusion of the best thing that's ever happened