Real Coffee with Scott Adams - July 19, 2022


Episode 1809 Scott Adams: January 6 Was A Feature Not A Flaw. Propaganda Versus News


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 3 minutes

Words per Minute

146.32462

Word Count

9,322

Sentence Count

750

Misogynist Sentences

14

Hate Speech Sentences

12


Summary

A story about Joe Biden falling off his bike is debunked, and the FBI director says the January 6th protests were bad, but can't they be wiped away? Plus, fake news, fake tweets, fake stories, and fake news again.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Good morning, everybody. I hope you're feeling great, because today is going to be a really
00:00:09.380 good day for most of you. For most of you, yeah. And showing up here at the live coffee
00:00:16.980 with Scott Adams, if you are live, is one of the best things that's ever heard. What?
00:00:23.880 Neil Peart scored higher than Max. Why is somebody mentioning Neil Peart when I was
00:00:29.140 just watching Neil Peart videos? How is that even possible? Literally, the last video I was
00:00:36.280 watching, and somebody's mentioning this obscure drummer. How is that even possible? Anyway,
00:00:41.920 sorry, I'm having a little simulation moment here. But if you'd like to take your experience up to
00:00:48.540 the stratosphere, all you need is a copper mug, a glass of tankard shells, a stein, a canteen jug,
00:00:54.000 a garflask, a vessel of any kind, fill it with your favorite liquids. I like coffee,
00:01:00.640 and join me now for the unparalleled pleasure. The dopamine to the day thing makes everything
00:01:06.640 better. Go. Neil Peart is no obscure drummer. You'll be a non-obscure drummer if you know
00:01:21.420 drummers. Well, the best fake news of the day, I'm going to say I fell for it. That'll be my story.
00:01:30.700 I totally fell for it. The story was that the place, and Zero Hedge tweeted this originally,
00:01:39.600 the place that Joe Biden fell off his bicycle on Google Maps, the name of that place is called
00:01:46.580 Brandon Falls. Brandon Falls, the exact place he fell off his bicycle. Now, when you saw that,
00:01:55.160 did you say to yourself, well, that's definitely true? Or did you say to yourself, that's a little
00:02:00.440 too on the nose? Well, my first reaction to that is, no, that's just somebody geotagged it, which
00:02:07.520 is a thing you can do. So it'll show up on the map, but that doesn't mean it's the name of the town.
00:02:13.420 But I tweeted that mofo anyway. Do you know why? Because for the three or four seconds it would take
00:02:21.000 before it got debunked, which it did. It took a few seconds, but it got debunked right away.
00:02:26.300 I wanted you to feel it was true. I'm not proud of that. But when I first read it,
00:02:35.460 I thought, oh, this is really funny, because it might be true. But then after about 10 seconds,
00:02:41.280 you say, no, that's just a geotag. But I tweeted it anyway, because I wanted you to have the same
00:02:47.460 experience. Then for a few seconds, you'd think, is that true? And it would just be like really
00:02:52.920 weird and fun. And then, you know, a minute later, you'd find out none of it was true. It was just
00:02:56.920 some, some joker geotagged it, which by the way, is funny enough, right? The fact that it was done
00:03:02.940 by a joker, and it's not real, is just as funny. So I thought, well, either way. But anyway, it wasn't
00:03:10.080 real. So Comey is writing in the Washington Post, why it's so important that all the January 6th
00:03:20.780 protesters be held accountable, you know, all the ones that broke laws, and that everyone should be,
00:03:26.640 you know, followed up on. I guess there are some FBI people that Comey is aware of, who are thinking
00:03:34.480 that maybe the, you know, the treatment of the January 6th people was a little harsh, compared
00:03:39.820 to how other protesters in other contexts have been treated. But Comey is saying, no, no, no, no.
00:03:47.100 And this is one of the things that Comey says, quote, he says, none of that matters, because surely
00:03:53.740 you agree on one thing, January 6th can't happen again. Really? Is that, do we agree on that?
00:04:04.480 I don't agree on that. I don't even agree that January 6th was bad, except for the violence,
00:04:11.900 and, you know, the violence was bad, of course. So everybody agrees the violence was bad. Don't
00:04:16.540 make that a thing. But what about the fact that there was a major protest at the Capitol,
00:04:22.740 and it was really dicey? Was that a feature or a flaw? Let me say something about America,
00:04:30.360 Mr. Comey, which is something you apparently don't know about your own country. It goes
00:04:36.580 like this. If something happens that the government does, if the government does something, let's
00:04:42.600 say an election, and the signal is that there's fraud, the signal. It doesn't mean the signal
00:04:50.700 is correct. There are lots of false signals. But definitely the signal from this election
00:04:55.480 was that there was something sketchy, and you ought to pause for a second and make sure
00:05:00.460 that everything's okay. That's what the protesters wanted. Now, ask me, do I not want that to
00:05:06.080 happen again? No, I do want that to happen again. But Scott, Scott, Scott, you say, people
00:05:13.160 got hurt. You want that to happen again? Yes, I do. Not the hurt part. But if it's part
00:05:19.480 of the package, yes, yes. Protests are dangerous. People get hurt. Let me say it unambiguously.
00:05:26.360 If the same situation arose again, where half, I'm going to say half the country, had deep
00:05:33.920 questions about the integrity of the election system, I want another January 6th. And I don't
00:05:40.900 care if it's the Democrats who are protesting a Republican victory. I don't care who the winner
00:05:48.380 was. That's not even on my radar. That's a whole separate question. But if you send the
00:05:54.060 American people a big, glaring signal of fraud, there's going to be a crowd. There's going
00:06:03.340 to be a crowd. That doesn't mean the signal is correct, right? Lots of stuff we see as signals
00:06:09.400 are just false. Probably half of them. Maybe most of them. Maybe most of the signals are false.
00:06:15.820 But you tell me that you send a signal this glaringly big that something might be wrong.
00:06:22.400 Might be. Because I haven't seen any proof that the election was rigged, personally. But
00:06:28.960 did it signal that something needed to be looked at? Yes. Yes, it did. In the eyes of a lot
00:06:35.980 of smart people who may have been suffering from confirmation bias, whatever. But a lot of smart
00:06:41.640 people looked at it and said, that we need to look into. That's a pretty big signal right
00:06:48.120 there. You don't just ignore that signal. So to Mr. Comey, let me say I could not disagree
00:06:56.100 more. What this country needs is more January 6th, not less. We need more of it. We need a
00:07:03.760 crowd to forum when it's obvious our government is sending signals of fraud. Has the Biden
00:07:10.780 administration sent any signals that they're not credible in dealing with China? Yes, they
00:07:17.480 have. The whole Hunter Biden laptop. Now, there hasn't been any protest over that that I know
00:07:23.900 of. But if a protest formed over that, and people got hurt, I would be in favor of that.
00:07:32.860 Not the people getting hurt, but a process in which people take higher risk because they
00:07:39.040 think there's a higher level problem. Yes. When people see a high level problem, or even maybe
00:07:44.800 a high level problem, and they take high level risk to address it, that's the country I want
00:07:50.720 to live in. Don't tell me you're taking that away. That's the reason I love this country.
00:07:57.220 It's like burning the flag. I've said this a million times, but I'm going to keep saying
00:08:00.880 it until everybody believes it. I don't want to salute a flag I can't burn. The fact that
00:08:08.480 you can burn it in public is why I glorify it. That's why I respect it. That's why I honor
00:08:17.620 the flag. Because you can burn that thing in public, and it gets stronger. Every time
00:08:23.700 you burn it, it gets stronger. Burn it today. You can burn it right in front of me. I know
00:08:30.020 a lot of you would be so offended if you saw a flag burning right in front of you. You
00:08:33.620 might try to put it out. You might get violent with the person who's doing it. You'd be so
00:08:37.760 offended. Not me. Not me. You can burn that flag right in front of me. You can put a whole
00:08:42.780 pile of flags, set them all on fire. And when you're done, that flag will be stronger. Because
00:08:50.080 it let you burn it up, and it didn't do anything. That's how it gets its power. The power of the
00:08:55.360 flag is you can burn it. Don't lose that. Don't lose that. That's a feature. All right.
00:09:03.500 And Comey says, we have a constitution and statues and blah, blah, blah. And the FBI's
00:09:12.300 job is to send the message that it can never happen again if we are to remain a nation under
00:09:17.340 law. No, Mr. Comey, it's going to happen again. Because we're America. You know, we got a lot
00:09:25.340 of flaws. We Americans got a lot, we got a lot to answer to, right? People got questions
00:09:32.380 about us? Okay. They're not all bad questions. We got a lot to answer to. But there is one
00:09:39.020 thing we're going to get right every time. Fuck around and find out. We'll get that right
00:09:45.960 every time. Fuck around and find out. That doesn't mean we're always right. But if you
00:09:52.720 fuck around, you're going to find out. It's just spilt into the American DNA. And most
00:09:57.000 countries, I think. You know, we're not that unique. Well, CNN has continued its two-prong
00:10:05.780 plan to destroy the planet while also telling you that it could be fun. Could be fun. Does
00:10:12.300 that sound like an exaggeration? The CNN is destroying the planet but simultaneously telling
00:10:19.380 you how you can have fun with it. Well, there was a story today about how, you know, we might
00:10:26.100 have energy problems and you might lose your AC during the summer. But CNN explains that you
00:10:32.320 can still have fun on hot days and then gives you a number of tips for not overheating. So
00:10:40.620 CNN and the like have pushed the climate change narrative until it caused people to overreact
00:10:50.340 and get rid of their own energy sources without replacements online. So CNN and others who have
00:10:59.720 gotten us to this place where we reviled the energy that could, you know, power our AC, they're
00:11:07.420 literally trying to sell you that everything's fine. Oh, yeah, it'll be 110 and you won't
00:11:14.220 have AC. But, you know, you can still have fun in the heat. You can still have fun in
00:11:18.900 that heat. Just, you know, don't overdo it. Here's some tips. Put a nice, put an ice cube
00:11:23.780 in your pants. Oh, that's right. Your freezer doesn't work. Just go send your electric car with
00:11:30.960 the AC on. As long as you don't have to recharge it. Yeah. So that's nice of them to destroy the
00:11:37.760 world and tell us how to enjoy it. Well, Janet Yellen says that we're working with South Korea
00:11:44.960 and probably some other allies to try to decouple from China and the rare earth materials because
00:11:52.960 China has a lot of that market and we depend on it apparently. So it's a bad thing to depend
00:11:58.700 on that because our whole tech industry and our military and everything else depends on
00:12:03.820 those rare earth materials going into products. But now we're going to decouple from China
00:12:09.140 and look into South Korea for chips and other stuff. And let me ask you this. How many of
00:12:17.520 you remember during Trump's first term, and it was early on before the pandemic. So how many
00:12:25.660 of you remember that before the pandemic, I was tweeting like an idiot that we should decouple
00:12:31.880 from China's economy? How many people remember me saying over and over again? And do you remember
00:12:38.500 the reaction I got? Does anybody remember the reaction from the public? Now, some of you
00:12:44.380 follow me were like, yeah, yeah, let's do it. But generally speaking, what would you say the
00:12:49.040 public reaction was? The public reaction was, that's not going to happen. That's never going
00:12:55.660 to happen. Scott, Scott, Scott. That's not going to happen. Well, it's happening. Now, it took
00:13:03.260 a pandemic to do it. But, you know, something was going to happen to wake us up. It just happened
00:13:09.760 to be that. Now, the idiot cartoonist was asking for decoupling. But we're decoupling.
00:13:18.080 That's happening. Now, here's a question to you. Take me out of the equation for a moment.
00:13:23.200 Which of our political leaders were also early on decoupling from China? Name somebody who's
00:13:30.940 running for president or might, you know, somebody whose name is in the mix. And Trump, right?
00:13:39.340 Trump, okay. Now, did Trump ever say decouple? Have you ever heard Trump say decouple? I don't
00:13:48.400 know if he's used that word. Somebody's saying Rand Paul. Rand Paul has said decouple? Has
00:13:55.540 Hawley? I haven't heard Hawley. The one I know is Tom Cotton. Can you confirm that? I think
00:14:05.780 Tom Cotton was the earliest and strongest voice of the, you know, high-end politicians. Well,
00:14:12.380 Tucker was, you know, not a politician. But of the people running for president, I think
00:14:17.260 it was Tom Cotton, right? So when you're deciding who to support here, I would just ask you to
00:14:24.820 remember who was right and who was vocally right. Yeah. Kyle Bass, of course, highly influential
00:14:32.440 on this. So give a thought to the fact that I think Tom Cotton had the right priorities
00:14:38.400 and saw it early. So we're watching the left try to explain Biden away. And it looks like
00:14:48.580 some of them have turned. We'll talk about that in a minute. But have you tried having
00:14:53.400 a conversation with a Democrat and asking how they feel about their Biden presidency? Have
00:15:00.980 you done that lately? You should try it. Just ask how they think they're doing and watch
00:15:09.100 the answer. Because I'm pretty sure there's nobody who thinks he's doing a good job. Like
00:15:15.300 actually. Don't you think? I'm pretty sure literally no one quietly, like in their private
00:15:22.560 time. I don't think anyone thinks he's doing a good job. I could be wrong, but I don't think
00:15:27.500 so. So watching somebody answer a question when you know they're lying is really useful.
00:15:33.940 Here's a tip for you. If there's somebody in your life that you suspect is a liar, don't
00:15:41.780 try to catch them on all their lies. Let them lie. Because when you let them lie, if you know
00:15:48.900 they're lying, this is the important part, you know they're lying, watch how they do it. Because
00:15:53.760 people lie in very specific ways. It's almost like a fingerprint. The way one person lies
00:15:59.580 is completely different than the way another person lies. And look for that. Once you notice
00:16:03.800 that, you're going to see the tell for lying and it'll be really obvious. But you have
00:16:08.740 to let them lie so you can see their method. I hate to tell you how many times I've done
00:16:14.000 this. Let people lie to me. You go, okay, all right, you're lying. So how are you doing
00:16:19.300 it? Okay. You've added a whole bunch of details. Okay. That's a technique. So the way some people
00:16:25.760 lie is they'll add characters and details and like whole events, like an entire imagined
00:16:32.440 event. But some people will never lie like that. That's just like too far. Other people,
00:16:40.660 the most they'll do is lie by omission, like leave out a little context, right? I would say
00:16:47.020 if you catch me in a lie, it's going to be that one. Here's a lie I never tell. A thing
00:16:59.020 didn't happen that did. Like I would never tell a lie that says a thing happened when it
00:17:04.280 didn't or did when it didn't. Like that's a direct lie. I don't tell those. Like I don't
00:17:09.760 know. Maybe there's some special case or something. But like that's a lie that I don't like to
00:17:15.560 cross. But if somebody asked me a question and I didn't feel like a complete answer, I
00:17:21.580 might leave out something. You know, very normal human behavior. You don't have to be proud
00:17:27.000 of it. Sometimes it's just easier. You know, sometimes it's just convenience. It's not a big
00:17:31.940 deal. So watch for people's technique. And those are just a sample. But if you look at
00:17:38.980 the way they lie, you can, you can find people's pattern and then you'll see it every time.
00:17:44.780 All right. But Jimmy Fallon had a really funny joke about Joe Biden's fist bump with the crown
00:17:54.540 prince of Saudi Arabia. Jimmy Fallon's joke is that it wasn't the fist bump. He was trying
00:17:59.960 to punch him as hard as he could. That's the best he could do. And, you know, it's Jimmy
00:18:07.600 Fallon's joke. So I'll let him have the joke. But I was imagining me telling the joke if it
00:18:13.780 had been me telling it. I think it would have been more physical. It would have been, you
00:18:18.180 know, Joe Biden winding up and the crown prince seeing it coming and saying, well, it looks like
00:18:24.780 he's going to punch me. I better stop that. So he puts his fist out. It's a good joke.
00:18:38.480 But are you surprised that, you know, somebody who would be left oriented, Jimmy Fallon,
00:18:45.120 would go right after him for how weak he is? But did you see CNN's top left page today?
00:18:53.420 I tweeted out a screenshot of just the top left part of CNN's page. Because the top left
00:19:00.920 is where they put the propaganda. Did you know that, by the way? All the propaganda goes in
00:19:06.720 the top left. Because that's what people read. When you read a website, you start at the top
00:19:13.400 left. And then you may someday get to the bottom right or the bottom, but probably not. Right?
00:19:19.840 You're probably going to read the top left. So when they want to support a narrative,
00:19:25.060 they don't just spread it around where it belongs. They put it in the top left. So you're damn well
00:19:30.220 going to see it. So the top left of CNN is negative Biden pieces today. There's even a negative Jill
00:19:38.260 Biden piece. If they're starting to shit on Jill Biden, Jill Biden. Right? Not Hunter, not Joe,
00:19:47.640 but Jill. All right. Now, let me put my personal line in the sand here. I don't make fun of first
00:19:57.820 ladies generally. And if someday there's a first gentleman, I'm not going to make fun of that person
00:20:04.640 either. Because they didn't run for office. Right? Yeah, I get that they're part of the deal. But when
00:20:12.460 they got married, they probably weren't thinking about running for office. So the spouses, I always
00:20:17.680 give the spouses a free pass. I don't care if it's Melania or Jill or even Hillary Clinton when she was
00:20:24.420 like, just leave them alone. Leave them alone. If they're trying hard, I'm good with that.
00:20:31.780 You know, put in a little effort. That'd be good. Put a little effort. Now, nobody can say
00:20:38.980 nobody can say that Jill Biden isn't putting in the effort. Am I right? She might be the hardest
00:20:46.280 working person in government and she wasn't even elected. So I'm not going to dump on Jill Biden,
00:20:53.280 you know, unless it's just funny or something. I might do that. But just let her, you know,
00:20:58.880 just understand, we didn't elect her. Right? She doesn't, she's not, she doesn't deserve,
00:21:05.020 well, nobody deserves anything. All right. Here's a question for you. If you had some word salad
00:21:12.820 and you wanted to keep it in a container of some sort, what is the right container for word salad?
00:21:19.860 Well, my answer is Kamala Harris's pantsuit. Kamala Harris's pantsuit. That's a little joke. I'm sorry.
00:21:29.860 But I feel as if almost every day we see a new clip of her babbling like an idiot.
00:21:37.620 How many babbling idiot clips can you create out of one person who doesn't really talk that much in
00:21:44.540 public? Makes me wonder if you could do that with me. So now I have, what, almost 700 hours of live
00:21:54.120 stream? In my 700 hours of live streams, do you think you could put together a compilation clip
00:22:00.620 where I'm babbling? Actually, I don't think so. I mean, I've been stoned on half of them. And I still
00:22:08.740 don't think you could put together a babbling clip. But imagine the babbling clip you could put together
00:22:14.300 with Kabbalah. So he says, Jill is guilty of exploiting Joe. No, that's mind reading. That's
00:22:24.160 mind reading. She may just find herself in this situation. Right? She just might be making the
00:22:29.840 best of the situation. I don't know. But I'm not going to accuse her of something based on me
00:22:34.100 reading her mind. That's not going to happen. All right. So MSNBC on-air news host,
00:22:44.000 type person, Katie Turr, is noting that there's no trust in the media. And sometimes she's wondering
00:22:50.580 if she's doing any good. Only 16% of Americans said they have a great deal or a lot of confidence
00:22:57.160 in newspapers in 2022. Only 16% have a great deal of confidence. And that's, you know, down since 2021.
00:23:06.340 This was according to Gallup. And Katie Turr complains that, you know, maybe she's not helping the world.
00:23:17.340 Well, Katie, most of Katie's news is on a network that doesn't even report real news. It's almost an
00:23:25.580 entirely propaganda network. And, well, you know, let me digress for a moment. I think the most
00:23:34.900 important part of this story is what kind of nickname did the cruel kids give Katie Turr,
00:23:40.580 T-U-R, T-U-R is her last name, in high school. Now, is that a married name? I don't know if it's a
00:23:48.760 married name. It might be a married name. That's not as funny. Well, no, it's not Turr. No, it's Katie
00:23:55.580 Turr. Turr. It's three quarters of a turd. Yeah, it's three quarters of a turd, but it's not a full
00:24:04.500 turd. And I think that has to be noted. So Katie, who is three quarters of a turd, in name only,
00:24:11.780 in name only, we're not insulting her. It's just her name. That's how, that's, I didn't make that up.
00:24:17.940 Speaking of polls, the Rasmussen poll,
00:24:24.400 thinks, so Rasmussen poll asked voters, how many think that Joe Biden profited from China deals?
00:24:32.480 Now, we know that Hunter Biden profited from China deals. That's in evidence. But it's a little less
00:24:40.540 proven that Joe Biden made money from it. No, and I would say it's unproven at this point. I have not
00:24:48.600 seen evidence that would, you know, guarantee he made money. There's indications. Yeah, there are
00:24:54.700 suggestions. There are flags. There are flags and suggestions. There are signals. There are signals.
00:25:03.400 But there's not proof yet that I've seen. However, 62% of the public, according to Rasmussen poll,
00:25:11.260 believes that Biden made some money from China deals.
00:25:14.260 How often do you get 62% of anybody agreeing on anything? Did Trump ever have 62% of the public
00:25:25.540 have a negative thought about a single topic? You know, maybe, maybe the January 6th thing would
00:25:34.280 create that. But while he was in office, I don't know, I don't think he was ever that unpopular,
00:25:41.400 was he? All right. Here's something that... So the Democrats have this belief, and I don't know
00:26:00.380 what to do with it. The belief is that if you ask for an audit of an election that you think
00:26:06.960 was suspicious, your true intention is to become a dictator. Let me say that again. This is the
00:26:15.360 two plus two equals four that the Democrats have put together. If you insist on an audit of an
00:26:23.480 election that about half the country thinks isn't credible, and so you ask to check, is this really
00:26:29.240 credible? That means your inner thoughts are to become a dictator. So if you're working hard to
00:26:38.060 make sure that a vote was accurate and fair, that's proof that you want to be a dictator.
00:26:47.140 Democrats also have other things that are similar to that. So working hard to make sure that an
00:26:52.360 election was fair, that equals trying to be a dictator. But taking a drink of water is proof
00:27:00.500 that you're trying to become a cactus.
00:27:07.920 Taking a ride in a car is proof that you don't believe airplanes exist. There are a lot of things
00:27:15.120 that you can prove in the Democrat way. If you water a plant in your house, that's proof that you have
00:27:23.080 cancer. If you take a walk in a nice summer day, that's proof you're a murderer. If you wake up and
00:27:32.680 stretch like this, like that, that's proof you're a pedophile. If you tell a joke,
00:27:45.120 if people laugh, that's proof you're probably Hitler. Now, I could go on, but I think you see the
00:27:53.780 pattern. Orange plus pineapple equals hammer. And that is who wants to run the country. No, I correct
00:28:05.720 myself. That is who is running the country. The people who say apple plus banana equals hammer
00:28:13.220 are in charge of the country. The Democrats. So that's happening.
00:28:21.320 I learned that from a brainwashed NPC today. Joe Rogan apparently is not on board with the Trump
00:28:28.860 train. Never has been. He was never a Trump supporter in terms of voting. But he's called
00:28:34.560 Trump on man-baby and thinks all of his energy comes from Adderall. Okay. Here's my question.
00:28:43.120 And I thought, I think I saw Cenk Uyghur saying, if Trump doesn't have the right wing, he can't
00:28:53.540 win. To which other people said, who are you calling the right wing? Are you calling Joe
00:28:59.660 Rogan who supported Bernie for president? The right wing? Let me give you another example
00:29:07.300 of Democrat thinking. If the guy who supported Bernie is right wing, there are other things
00:29:15.540 you can imagine that Democrats also think. If it's light out at 12 noon, that could be indication
00:29:24.800 that it's dark. I don't know. A lot of things are non-obvious, but the Democrats have explained
00:29:32.440 it to us. Well, what do you think, but more generally, what do you think of the prominent
00:29:39.920 prior supporters of Trump who may not be on board this time? I don't think Mike Cernovich is
00:29:46.660 on board, but I can't speak for him. He has complicated thoughts, so I don't try to summarize
00:29:51.620 them if I can avoid it. I'm not on board. So, yeah, who cares? Do you think it'd make
00:30:01.340 a difference? Do you think it would make a difference if some of the, let's say, I'm not
00:30:08.540 going to call myself charismatic, but I'll say other charismatic people who had some influence
00:30:13.940 may not be on board? What do you think? Scott just wants to win, somebody says. Is there
00:30:22.460 somebody who doesn't want to win? Somebody here is saying, if Cernovich is out, Trump has
00:30:29.000 no shot. What do you think? See, I think this might be one of those situations where the world
00:30:37.340 finds out, like, how it really works. Let me ask you that question. How many of you think
00:30:44.340 that Mike Cernovich being not on board with Trump would be enough to make it impossible
00:30:49.940 for him to win? What do you think? Or would it even have a big impact? You don't have to
00:30:55.700 say impossible. Most of you are saying no, but I think I asked my question wrong. Is the no
00:31:04.860 that he would have no impact or that Trump couldn't get elected? I don't know which way I ask the
00:31:10.240 question now. I don't know if the no is agreeing with the thought or disagree. No impact? No
00:31:19.300 impact. So most of you are saying small or no impact. So that would mean that your belief
00:31:24.560 is that Cernovich is not influential beyond maybe his, you know, his core supporters. Is
00:31:34.500 that what you think? How about me? Let's move to me. Let's say, hypothetically, and this
00:31:41.860 is probable, let's say that I'm not on board with Trump for another term. Would I have any
00:31:48.120 impact? Local says no. Mostly no. A few yeses, but mostly no. Not anymore. That would be
00:31:56.440 a good answer. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. All right. So most of you believe that
00:32:01.680 my opinion, and I'll just use Mike Cernovich as an example, not important. Joe Rogan's opinion.
00:32:09.600 If Joe Rogan went from, you know, maybe, you know, disinterest in Trump to maybe outright
00:32:19.740 negative, would that make a difference? No impact. Interesting. So who do you think changes
00:32:29.660 public opinion? Who do you think moves the public opinion? Fox News? Do you believe that
00:32:36.960 you all are making up your own opinions? Tucker? Yeah. Oh, is Tucker going to be pro-Trump?
00:32:44.220 Oh, there's an interesting question. Will Tucker be pro-Trump? What has he, I don't think,
00:32:54.100 well, Tucker probably won't endorse somebody, but we would know by the way he covers it.
00:32:58.100 Yeah. What about Greg Gottfeld? How is he going to handle a potential Trump run? But, all right,
00:33:09.440 you tell me, who do you think, who do you think there was a non-politician who would be the most
00:33:15.260 influential on the question of whether Trump gets re-elected? Name the most influential non-politician.
00:33:23.800 Ben Shapiro? Ben Shapiro? Steve Bannon? Elon Musk? Well, Elon Musk, I wouldn't put in that list.
00:33:36.000 The Pope, Trump Jr., Elon Musk, Tucker, Rogan. Interesting. So, Barron Rothschild.
00:33:45.660 I'm going to give you a special credit for whoever said Barron Rothschild. I like that Soros or Rothschild
00:33:56.600 get thrown into every conversation. Levin? All right. A lot of you think it's Tucker,
00:34:04.500 but here's an interesting question. Do we know what Tucker's opinion would be on the second Trump run?
00:34:10.220 I don't think I know the answer to that. I mean, maybe he's, you know, not talking about it yet.
00:34:18.980 All right.
00:34:21.780 All right. I'm going to break some news for you. Want me to break some news? Tiny news. Little news.
00:34:29.260 Has more to do with me than you.
00:34:31.380 So, yesterday, Russell Brand's producer asked me if I would appear on Russell Brand's podcast.
00:34:41.520 And I said, yes, we just have to schedule it.
00:34:44.260 So, sometime in the next few weeks, Russell Brand and I will have a conversation,
00:34:50.480 probably on the topic of all things important and political, I guess. I don't know.
00:34:57.220 We'll decide what it is when we get there. Now, how do you think that's going to go?
00:35:04.960 What do you think? I mean, seriously, how do you think that's going to go?
00:35:11.220 I am so curious. I have to admit, this is the most excited I've ever been about a conversation.
00:35:19.300 And I would call it a conversation. It's not, I don't think it's an interview, per se.
00:35:25.320 But, I don't think I've ever been more excited. And you know why?
00:35:30.340 By the way, do you know why I'm excited about it?
00:35:35.860 This will be a good test to see how much, how well you know me.
00:35:40.260 It'll be wild. It might be.
00:35:42.240 I mean, neither of us have any guardrails, so it could go anywhere.
00:35:44.760 So, some people are saying it would be smart and funny, and in a perfect world it would be.
00:35:53.680 But that's not really the special part.
00:35:56.160 It's not just because he's smart. He is brilliant.
00:36:00.020 It's not just because he has 6 million viewers, but that's a big part of it.
00:36:06.280 Here's why.
00:36:08.080 Have you ever seen two open-minded people on a large platform have a conversation about politics?
00:36:14.760 I'll bet not once.
00:36:17.120 Have you?
00:36:18.960 And if you have, name it.
00:36:20.740 I've never seen it.
00:36:22.660 There's actually some...
00:36:24.080 Joe Rogan?
00:36:26.860 Yeah.
00:36:28.580 But there's a difference.
00:36:31.100 There's a difference.
00:36:32.160 Joe Rogan is more of an interviewer.
00:36:34.580 Meaning that, this is my take on it.
00:36:37.700 I think Joe Rogan is maybe the best interviewer we have.
00:36:41.460 I would say he's in the top whatever, you know, maybe the best.
00:36:45.820 But he gets his guests to be the stars.
00:36:51.680 Would you agree with that?
00:36:53.820 Joe Rogan's genius is that he makes stars out of his guests.
00:36:56.920 Sort of, you know, Johnny Carson effect.
00:37:00.260 Right?
00:37:00.420 Johnny Carson's always a star, but what he does really well is he makes his guests the star.
00:37:04.840 And that's what Joe Rogan does.
00:37:06.380 Now, what I see in, and, you know, he has plenty of opinions too, but it's more about making the guests the star.
00:37:13.080 I think in the case of, in Russell Brand's case, I think his input, you know, is more central to the show.
00:37:24.740 And, but let me ask you this.
00:37:29.820 Have you ever seen two people who actually maybe could understand some of the topics, who are open-minded and had a big platform and talked about the big issues in public?
00:37:40.420 I've never seen it.
00:37:42.400 This actually might be a first.
00:37:44.240 And it excites me because of the model, right?
00:37:51.220 I'm a big fan of Russell Brand, so, you know, it's exciting just because it's him.
00:37:56.160 But, you know, I've lived in this world long enough that celebrity contact isn't exciting too much on its own.
00:38:03.960 Like, I need a little extra to make it exciting.
00:38:06.040 And I believe that his ability to take a topic where it needs to go is damn near unparalleled.
00:38:17.800 And I like to play in that domain as well.
00:38:21.060 So if you put this together, I don't know, it feels like matches and dynamite.
00:38:27.380 That's what it feels like.
00:38:28.880 I just feel like this is a match and dynamite.
00:38:30.860 I don't know who's match and who's dynamite, but it's definitely a match and a dynamite.
00:38:34.160 So we might stir some shit up.
00:38:38.860 We might, I don't know, but I feel like we're going to make a small tear in the fabric of reality.
00:38:47.480 I don't know.
00:38:48.520 It'll be fun.
00:38:52.360 Let's see.
00:38:53.140 Musk has, Elon Musk filed a counterclaim, lawsuit-type thing against Twitter.
00:38:58.040 And he's got his arguments that Twitter fired some high-level executives, and they weren't supposed to do that without checking with the potential buyer.
00:39:08.100 But what do you think, what do you think are the odds of Elon Musk prevailing in court or Twitter prevailing under the situation that you know about?
00:39:18.700 Which is that there may be some question about how many bots there are, and Elon Musk can't find that out, and it's material.
00:39:29.060 Now, whether or not the arrangement said something about, I'm not going to look into things, I still think such a material promise is important.
00:39:38.140 Like, I don't think they can just lie to you and say, well, you said you weren't going to look into it, so we just lied to you.
00:39:43.740 I don't think that's a defense, is it?
00:39:46.720 I mean, this is sort of an area of the law, like all the rest, that I have no real appreciation for.
00:39:54.120 But I'll tell you my feeling is that Elon Musk will prevail in court.
00:40:00.360 Now, he might end up buying the company, but it would be at a different price, and it would be after he found out how many bots were there.
00:40:08.160 But that would be a whole separate conversation.
00:40:11.560 What do you think?
00:40:12.860 Now, part of it is, I can't believe that Musk would have gotten himself into this situation without having an escape hatch.
00:40:21.380 Because he's not like the guy who doesn't think it through, right?
00:40:26.220 He's not operating on impulse.
00:40:28.400 Like, oh, I just feel like buying Twitter.
00:40:31.180 I didn't think it through.
00:40:32.800 Oh, like, that's not him, right?
00:40:34.000 He thought it through.
00:40:35.440 So I have a feeling that he has the stronger case and maybe knows it, and maybe there's nothing happening here that isn't going to work in his favor.
00:40:45.000 I feel like all that's happening is Musk is finding the lowest price for this asset, and once he finds it, he'll pull the trigger.
00:40:54.420 That would be my prediction.
00:40:55.660 But I will put this prediction in a, not as a binary, like it's, you know, he buys it, it happens or not.
00:41:04.000 I'm just going to go with 60% odds.
00:41:07.780 So I'll go with 60% chance that Musk wins and buys the company at a lower price, eventually.
00:41:14.680 I think walk away is a reasonable prediction, yeah.
00:41:20.980 Both of them walking away.
00:41:23.340 It's entirely possible that Elon Musk has no interest in Twitter by now.
00:41:28.200 He may have lost interest.
00:41:29.380 Who knows?
00:41:29.780 All right.
00:41:36.360 Here's some fake news on Fox.
00:41:40.640 So on the Fox website, since I often point out CNN's fake news, I like to balance.
00:41:46.620 Do you believe there's any fake news on the Fox News website today?
00:41:50.380 Or do you think that that's all true?
00:41:51.720 Well, an article there by Tyler Olson on Fox News, he mentions this just in a throwaway line
00:42:02.580 about Biden making regular gaffes, ranging from the inane, like appearing to shake hands with a person who is not there.
00:42:12.060 That's fake news.
00:42:16.140 As far as I know, Biden has never attempted to shake hands with a person not there.
00:42:21.580 He has, on at least two occasions, signaled with his open hand that he was asking,
00:42:27.880 should I walk over here, or do we go sit here, or you go first.
00:42:32.220 And then it gets clipped so you don't see that's what he's doing.
00:42:35.060 It looks like he's shaking hands with a ghost.
00:42:37.520 That's fake news.
00:42:39.460 Now, the way it was worded was kind of interesting.
00:42:42.520 It's called a gaffe, which doesn't mean necessarily that you were stupid or wrong.
00:42:47.620 It means you did something that turned out poorly.
00:42:51.380 And one example is it appearing to try to shake hands with a person who's not there.
00:42:57.620 I think if you write that it appears he tried to shake hands,
00:43:01.940 you need to clarify that it appeared like that to people who saw the video and of context.
00:43:07.820 It didn't appear like that to me when I saw the full audio, or full video.
00:43:12.060 If you saw the full thing, it appeared he was motioning toward a chair.
00:43:16.220 So, fake news on Fox News.
00:43:22.340 Nobody gets away from my fake news criticism.
00:43:25.960 As you know, the Pulitzer Committee had given Pulitzer Prizes for the New York Times and Washington Post writers
00:43:32.780 for their coverage of Russiagate, which turned out to be total bullshit.
00:43:38.940 So, I guess the Pulitzer Committee, the board, they had two reviews to find out if these Pulitzer awards were, you know, still something they would back.
00:43:51.120 And they found there were no problems.
00:43:53.560 No problems.
00:43:54.400 So, the Pulitzer Committee has doubled down about giving the Pulitzer-wide review to writers who literally made up fake news
00:44:02.900 and sold it to the public and tried to destroy the republic.
00:44:07.580 And they got a Pulitzer for writing bullshit that nearly destroyed the country.
00:44:12.460 I'm wondering, is it too late for Hitler to get a Pulitzer from Mein Kampf?
00:44:21.880 Because I don't know that there's a time limit, right?
00:44:25.080 You could have written a book a long time ago and you still could get a Pulitzer, can it not?
00:44:29.240 Yeah.
00:44:30.340 Yeah.
00:44:30.820 So, I would say, you know, maybe they should consider that, since they obviously have no ethical or moral core whatsoever.
00:44:41.900 Here's a name of a politician who followed me on Twitter today, and so I followed back because I had to.
00:44:51.840 I had to.
00:44:53.240 Sometimes there's a follow that you say, oh, I think I'll follow, this could be fun.
00:44:57.500 But sometimes you just have to.
00:44:59.840 Here's why I had to.
00:45:01.480 All right, he's running for Congress in Arizona, and he's a, if I can judge correctly from his profile picture,
00:45:10.540 I judge him to be a black American whose actual name is Walt Blackman.
00:45:17.980 His last name is Blackman.
00:45:20.840 So, if you're a Republican running for Congress, you're going to get all the Republican votes,
00:45:25.720 because you're a Republican.
00:45:27.500 But if your last name is Blackman and you're a black man, aren't you going to get 20% of the Democrat votes automatically?
00:45:36.140 Am I wrong about that?
00:45:38.280 Just the fact that he's a black man who's called Blackman?
00:45:41.840 I think that's worth 20% of the Democrat vote.
00:45:44.460 Here's my prediction.
00:45:49.340 If Walt Blackman has any skills whatsoever, he will be your president someday.
00:45:54.680 I don't know anything about him, like nothing.
00:45:59.420 I've never heard him talk.
00:46:01.280 I just followed him on Twitter today because he followed me.
00:46:04.520 Oh, there's a picture of him, yeah.
00:46:06.180 So, he's a good-looking guy.
00:46:08.240 Seems like the right age for building up his political resume.
00:46:13.020 So, I don't know anything about him.
00:46:14.340 But, if you just say he's a good-looking guy, he's about the right age, and he's a Republican, and his name is Blackman,
00:46:22.380 how in the world does he ever lose an election?
00:46:25.660 Like, you'd have to be terrible at campaigning to lose under those conditions.
00:46:31.700 Anyway, if you feel like it, give him a follow.
00:46:35.080 He's in Arizona.
00:46:35.680 But, mark my words, you might hear from him again.
00:46:43.480 All right.
00:46:46.780 All right.
00:46:51.880 I think I was going to talk about something else, but it changed my mind.
00:46:56.680 All right.
00:46:57.240 I think that covers all the many fascinating things that I wanted to discuss today.
00:47:02.460 I'm hoping we'll see more imaginary evidence in the January 6th hearings today.
00:47:10.220 Imaginary evidence is the kind where the president says something like,
00:47:15.040 can I have a, can somebody bring me a Diet Coke?
00:47:19.340 And then somebody reports it as, he asked for a Diet Coke,
00:47:23.720 and that's mafia talk for overthrowing the country.
00:47:27.180 So, that's pretty much the quality of the evidence.
00:47:32.460 Yeah, the Bannon jury selection happened.
00:47:36.980 Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but this is actually happening.
00:47:41.080 Steve Bannon has to manage his schedule.
00:47:45.500 It's kind of a difficult thing to juggle at the moment.
00:47:48.900 Because there are two things that Steve Bannon has new that he has to add to his schedule.
00:47:53.880 One of the new things is he has to testify to Congress, which he's agreed to do.
00:47:59.420 So, he's got to work that into his schedule, testify to Congress.
00:48:03.060 At the same time, he has to work into his schedule the court case in which he's being charged
00:48:08.520 for not doing that, testifying to Congress voluntarily.
00:48:13.920 So, he's got to figure out how to balance his schedule to testify to Congress,
00:48:18.680 but also try to stay in a jail for being accused of not testifying to Congress,
00:48:24.200 which he's doing at the same time.
00:48:25.340 Now, I understand there's a timing issue, and the Democrats have said,
00:48:31.060 oh, no, he has to be prosecuted because at one point he said no, and that's against the law.
00:48:38.860 So, even though at one point he said no, but even while the proceedings are still going,
00:48:43.260 so it's not too late at all, it's not too late, he agreed to do it,
00:48:47.600 and they're going to prosecute him anyway.
00:48:51.800 That's your tax dollars.
00:48:52.880 So, your tax dollars are going to seat a jury to have a trial to convict a guy
00:49:00.580 for not doing the thing that he's actually doing at the moment.
00:49:05.420 Like, at the moment that the jury will be deliberating, you know, possibly,
00:49:11.300 they'll actually be deliberating whether they should punish him for not doing
00:49:15.980 the thing he's doing, doing in public, where everybody's watching, at the same time.
00:49:26.400 That's where we're at.
00:49:28.180 Now, I get there's a technical reason why he'd have to be charged
00:49:31.200 if you want it to be a complete asshole, right?
00:49:36.260 Now, let me ask you this.
00:49:38.600 If the ban in trial turned into, you know, him being railroaded,
00:49:44.580 and a January 6th-like crowd surrounded the courtroom,
00:49:50.580 and there was violence that broke out, which nobody recommends,
00:49:54.180 I don't want to see any violence,
00:49:56.080 would you say that was a good thing, a feature, or a flaw?
00:49:59.420 Would that be a feature or a flaw if a giant protest
00:50:04.560 with some actual danger broke out around the courtroom?
00:50:08.940 It's a fucking feature.
00:50:10.880 It's a feature.
00:50:12.460 All right.
00:50:13.460 And Mr. Comey, let me tell you,
00:50:17.480 you're not going to talk Americans out of forming a crowd
00:50:21.600 if you send a signal that big.
00:50:24.400 And the signal that big is that we've just forgotten
00:50:27.940 about what's good or legal,
00:50:30.660 and it's just all about winning,
00:50:32.540 and we don't care who we crush in the meantime.
00:50:35.600 If that's the signal you're sending,
00:50:38.080 you can expect a crowd.
00:50:40.720 So I'm not like some big, you know, Steve Bannon supporter.
00:50:44.820 He can do his thing, I do my thing.
00:50:47.520 You know, it's just different worlds.
00:50:49.040 I don't have any connection, really.
00:50:50.360 So it's not about him.
00:50:54.380 It's about the government.
00:50:56.480 If the government is going to prosecute...
00:50:58.260 And by the way, I would say exactly the same thing
00:51:00.460 if he were a Democrat, right?
00:51:02.780 It wouldn't change.
00:51:03.820 If he were a Democrat being prosecuted
00:51:05.800 for not doing the thing he's doing at the moment,
00:51:08.860 I think I'd have something to say about that.
00:51:12.160 And I hope it would be exactly the same.
00:51:14.860 But, yeah, if a crowd forms around the courtroom
00:51:18.140 and some violence happens,
00:51:20.040 because it always does when there's a big crowd,
00:51:21.900 I mean, somebody always gets hurt,
00:51:23.480 I'm okay with it.
00:51:25.140 I'm okay with it.
00:51:26.400 It's a feature, not a flaw.
00:51:29.400 All right, ladies and gentlemen,
00:51:32.020 I think I've delivered the finest entertainment
00:51:33.860 that you could ever get commercial free
00:51:36.420 in this entire Internet.
00:51:38.260 I think that's a fact
00:51:39.280 and a feature, not a flaw.
00:51:44.200 There's still time.
00:51:45.140 Yes, there is.
00:51:45.680 Yeah, give me a Diet Coke,
00:51:50.140 and by that I mean put down a hit
00:51:52.200 on everybody I don't like.
00:51:57.400 Do you still wear a watch?
00:51:59.320 No.
00:52:00.400 I haven't worn a watch for a long, long time.
00:52:05.300 Can you imagine someone trying to tell you what to do?
00:52:07.960 What?
00:52:11.520 Oh, Diet Coke.
00:52:13.140 Yeah, Diet Coke has dye right in the diet.
00:52:15.680 You're right.
00:52:18.900 Do red flag laws apply to citizens
00:52:21.380 who control nuclear weapons, too?
00:52:23.400 That's a good question.
00:52:24.880 Do you think we should have Biden looked into
00:52:26.900 because he has access to a weapon,
00:52:30.200 but we've got some questions
00:52:31.480 about his mental capabilities?
00:52:34.140 Hmm.
00:52:35.420 Time to activate that red flag law.
00:52:37.460 Can I provide guidance for how to provide friction
00:52:46.000 so a 15-year-old doesn't use cannabis
00:52:48.080 until they're older?
00:52:49.620 The answer is there's nothing you can do
00:52:51.600 about drugs and your children
00:52:53.580 that I know of.
00:52:56.920 I've never seen anything.
00:52:58.840 Now, you could be,
00:52:59.860 I suppose you could be a hard ass
00:53:01.140 and tell them what to do,
00:53:02.420 but they have complete access to marijuana.
00:53:05.160 There's no kid who doesn't have total access.
00:53:08.540 So if they want to do it,
00:53:10.840 there's basically nothing you can do.
00:53:13.840 You could try educating.
00:53:15.280 You could try scaring them, I guess.
00:53:17.060 I suppose you could try scaring them.
00:53:18.220 I've never seen it work.
00:53:19.740 There are lots of things you can try,
00:53:21.240 but I've never seen anything work.
00:53:24.040 Kids make up their own ideas.
00:53:26.100 In the same family,
00:53:27.600 you could have two kids raised exactly the same.
00:53:30.740 One's a pothead,
00:53:31.600 and one doesn't want anything to do with it.
00:53:33.620 How many of you have ever seen that?
00:53:35.380 Does anybody have a family
00:53:36.400 where one kid's a pothead
00:53:37.640 and the other one doesn't want
00:53:38.540 to have anything to do with it?
00:53:41.580 Right.
00:53:42.280 Well, the answer is yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:53:45.180 It's all individual.
00:53:46.840 If you think that your great parenting
00:53:48.800 is what's going to make the difference in that,
00:53:55.060 you're going to be disappointed.
00:53:56.260 No matter what you do,
00:54:00.480 you're going to have one that likes it
00:54:02.060 and one that doesn't,
00:54:02.960 and they're going to act on their preferences.
00:54:04.580 That's it.
00:54:05.840 That's it.
00:54:07.240 Yeah, and you look at the comments,
00:54:08.940 everybody's saying,
00:54:09.580 yep, yep, yep.
00:54:10.980 It's only the people who haven't seen it
00:54:13.000 that think that's a thing.
00:54:15.680 Right.
00:54:16.200 I don't think there are many things
00:54:17.740 that are more cripplingly negative in this world
00:54:20.860 than the false belief
00:54:22.740 that good parenting is the big solution.
00:54:27.620 Good parenting is necessary and important.
00:54:31.840 It's necessary and important.
00:54:34.060 I'm not going to minimize it,
00:54:35.720 but it's not magic.
00:54:38.500 If you take this thing which is necessary
00:54:40.960 and really important
00:54:43.480 and you treat it that way,
00:54:45.520 that's great.
00:54:46.880 But if you say it's magic,
00:54:48.520 you know,
00:54:51.820 you're not really playing on a real field here.
00:55:02.320 Steve Keen and Alexis,
00:55:04.000 no, I haven't.
00:55:06.060 Somebody says that it's culture
00:55:07.700 more than parenting.
00:55:10.340 Is it?
00:55:11.960 I don't know.
00:55:14.120 Maybe.
00:55:15.920 Maybe so.
00:55:18.520 I have two siblings
00:55:20.060 and I don't even feel related to them yet.
00:55:25.620 You should not have over your kids.
00:55:28.900 Yeah.
00:55:29.280 Right.
00:55:29.720 You should not have 100% control
00:55:31.220 over your own kids.
00:55:33.820 That would be worse.
00:55:35.140 Yeah, that would be worse.
00:55:39.320 Watching a loved one deteriorate
00:55:41.280 can make you quit.
00:55:42.460 Yeah, but that's,
00:55:43.360 and that, again,
00:55:44.440 fear does work.
00:55:47.040 Fear is persuasive.
00:55:48.520 If you can irrationally
00:55:50.380 scare somebody into it,
00:55:53.760 I mean,
00:55:54.960 use your own ethical
00:55:56.300 and moral judgment
00:55:57.180 about whether you do that
00:55:58.360 to your own kid,
00:55:59.280 it feels a little damaging as well.
00:56:02.320 But,
00:56:03.740 yeah,
00:56:05.960 I mean,
00:56:06.200 you could try.
00:56:08.180 Who says it's magic?
00:56:10.480 Republicans often think
00:56:11.700 that parenting can fix things
00:56:13.300 like drug use
00:56:14.240 and they can't.
00:56:16.100 They really can't.
00:56:20.800 A minimum age
00:56:22.080 for social media
00:56:23.100 should be 21
00:56:24.260 or maybe even 25.
00:56:26.320 Do you want something
00:56:27.320 manipulating your brain
00:56:28.400 before your brain is formed?
00:56:30.180 Because your brain
00:56:30.840 isn't formed until 25.
00:56:32.980 But as a society,
00:56:34.780 we've kind of set it at 21
00:56:36.020 for important things,
00:56:37.660 so we would probably
00:56:38.420 conform to that,
00:56:39.220 21.
00:56:45.480 Yeah,
00:56:46.040 fear works.
00:56:47.020 I don't like to recommend
00:56:48.460 fear persuasion
00:56:49.600 because there's a moral
00:56:51.420 and ethical element
00:56:52.360 to that,
00:56:53.720 you know,
00:56:54.080 because basically
00:56:55.160 it might require lying.
00:56:57.360 Right?
00:56:57.540 Lying to your kids
00:56:58.680 is
00:56:59.200 supportable.
00:57:01.400 It's just not,
00:57:02.460 it's just not ideal.
00:57:04.140 By the way,
00:57:06.380 I have no problem
00:57:07.600 with parents
00:57:08.460 lying to their kids
00:57:09.480 for some,
00:57:10.600 if it's for a good purpose.
00:57:18.140 You have three kids
00:57:19.700 and you're raising them
00:57:20.420 without electronics.
00:57:22.440 You know,
00:57:22.760 I'd really love to see
00:57:23.660 the difference
00:57:24.180 between kids raised
00:57:25.460 by electronics
00:57:26.320 and not.
00:57:27.620 Because it's not like
00:57:28.660 it's all positive.
00:57:30.980 My sense is that
00:57:32.180 it's more positive
00:57:32.900 than negative,
00:57:33.320 but I think
00:57:34.500 there might be
00:57:35.420 some problems
00:57:37.540 that are
00:57:38.260 unanticipated
00:57:39.160 with that.
00:57:44.740 Persuasion advice
00:57:45.640 for someone new
00:57:46.340 to the workforce.
00:57:47.460 Yes.
00:57:48.180 You're in sales.
00:57:49.800 So,
00:57:50.520 you're new
00:57:50.860 to the workforce
00:57:51.400 and you're in sales.
00:57:52.700 What do you do?
00:57:53.860 And the answer is
00:57:54.740 you use reciprocity
00:57:57.560 as your primary tool.
00:57:59.580 So you find out
00:58:00.320 what good things
00:58:01.140 you can do
00:58:01.600 for a potential customer
00:58:02.820 or a customer
00:58:03.480 and see if you can
00:58:05.500 activate their reciprocity.
00:58:07.760 So doing more
00:58:08.760 than you're expected
00:58:09.580 to do,
00:58:10.240 not just for your boss
00:58:11.360 but for your customer
00:58:12.720 or potential customers,
00:58:14.940 is the main thing.
00:58:18.080 That's the main
00:58:18.500 persuasive thing
00:58:19.180 that you do.
00:58:19.500 can you compromise
00:58:23.760 with your kids
00:58:24.460 like if you get
00:58:25.300 good grades
00:58:25.960 you can smoke weed?
00:58:27.680 Nope.
00:58:29.260 That sounds like
00:58:30.260 somebody who's never
00:58:31.240 had any experience
00:58:32.360 with a teenager.
00:58:34.380 Here's doing a deal
00:58:35.740 with a teenager.
00:58:37.260 If you get A's,
00:58:39.380 you can smoke marijuana.
00:58:41.980 How's that work?
00:58:43.740 Kid gets B plus
00:58:44.840 and says,
00:58:46.980 well,
00:58:47.400 if I didn't have
00:58:48.300 a bad teacher
00:58:48.900 I would have had an A.
00:58:50.920 So,
00:58:52.520 then you say,
00:58:53.060 well,
00:58:53.380 no,
00:58:53.580 the deal was A's.
00:58:55.040 Then the kid says,
00:58:55.740 I know,
00:58:57.060 but if I had a better teacher
00:58:58.440 I would have had an A
00:58:59.180 so I'm going to smoke anyway.
00:59:01.100 Right?
00:59:01.520 There's just,
00:59:02.140 there's no way
00:59:02.660 you can make a deal
00:59:03.360 with a teenager.
00:59:05.660 Can I say that directly?
00:59:08.000 There's no such thing
00:59:08.880 as a deal
00:59:09.360 with a teenager.
00:59:10.000 If you think of it
00:59:11.320 as like a practice deal,
00:59:13.620 like you're training them
00:59:15.000 to understand
00:59:15.600 the value of a deal.
00:59:17.580 Like a deal's a deal.
00:59:19.620 I don't know
00:59:20.880 where I got it
00:59:21.540 but I've always been
00:59:22.160 a deal's a deal
00:59:22.900 kind of person.
00:59:24.220 Like you'd have to be
00:59:25.020 extreme situation
00:59:26.340 for me to break a deal
00:59:28.440 even if at the end of it
00:59:30.220 I wish I had not
00:59:30.880 made that deal.
00:59:31.660 I'm going to keep a deal
00:59:32.780 because that's the only way
00:59:34.440 you can be,
00:59:35.840 I don't know,
00:59:36.760 you can be
00:59:37.600 a complete person.
00:59:40.360 You can't be
00:59:40.880 a complete person
00:59:41.760 if you can't
00:59:42.500 keep your deals
00:59:43.160 because when somebody
00:59:44.660 talks to you
00:59:45.200 they go,
00:59:45.600 I don't even know
00:59:46.000 who you are.
00:59:47.440 Right?
00:59:48.220 If you talk to somebody
00:59:49.360 and you're not a person
00:59:50.020 who keeps your deals,
00:59:51.420 you know,
00:59:51.660 I said I'd do this
00:59:52.800 and I did it.
00:59:53.440 If you're not that person
00:59:54.280 people don't even know
00:59:55.060 who the hell you are.
00:59:56.380 I don't know,
00:59:56.980 are you a person
00:59:57.520 who shows up
00:59:58.120 or a person
00:59:58.480 who doesn't show up?
00:59:59.680 I can't even tell
01:00:00.400 the difference.
01:00:01.680 Until you make sure
01:00:03.300 that people know
01:00:03.980 you're a person
01:00:04.500 who does what you say
01:00:05.500 you're going to do,
01:00:06.660 they don't even know you.
01:00:08.820 You're just like
01:00:09.540 a ball of,
01:00:10.900 you know,
01:00:12.520 amorphous nothing.
01:00:14.420 But let me deal
01:00:15.640 with the most important
01:00:16.580 story on the internet
01:00:17.460 and I was prompted
01:00:18.820 to do this.
01:00:19.800 I was going to not
01:00:20.860 but unfortunately
01:00:22.760 somebody made a comment
01:00:24.040 about it
01:00:24.560 that cannot be ignored.
01:00:25.900 There is a minister,
01:00:29.080 I think he's a minister,
01:00:30.320 in Africa
01:00:31.500 and the story goes,
01:00:34.300 I'm just reporting
01:00:35.200 the story.
01:00:36.060 I'm not saying
01:00:36.700 it's true or untrue,
01:00:38.800 simply reporting it.
01:00:40.720 That he believes
01:00:41.500 he can cure people
01:00:42.620 by sitting on their face
01:00:44.080 and farting in it.
01:00:46.120 And that people
01:00:47.020 go to his church
01:00:47.860 and he sits on their face
01:00:49.020 and farts on their face
01:00:50.040 and cleanses them
01:00:52.380 of their evil spirits
01:00:54.440 or whatever it is.
01:00:56.000 Now, you might say
01:00:57.100 to yourself,
01:00:57.660 I don't believe
01:00:59.460 that's true.
01:01:01.120 I think I said
01:01:02.160 that to myself too.
01:01:03.940 But do you know
01:01:04.880 why it's not true?
01:01:06.260 That he sits on
01:01:07.120 people's faces
01:01:07.840 and farts at them?
01:01:09.980 Because the story is
01:01:11.640 two on the nose.
01:01:15.520 Boom.
01:01:17.600 Yeah,
01:01:18.340 two on the nose.
01:01:21.000 Now,
01:01:21.860 I would like to
01:01:23.740 express some
01:01:24.700 pure hatred
01:01:25.340 for the Twitter user
01:01:28.760 who thought of that joke
01:01:29.920 before I did.
01:01:32.600 I hate you
01:01:33.540 and love you
01:01:34.120 in equal measure.
01:01:36.060 I respect you.
01:01:37.700 Oh, I respect you.
01:01:39.560 But I hate you
01:01:40.440 for getting to that first.
01:01:42.000 I'm a little bit competitive.
01:01:43.720 I'm a little bit competitive.
01:01:45.720 And how in the world
01:01:48.040 did you beat me to that?
01:01:51.400 I mean, really.
01:01:53.660 I am a professional.
01:01:56.340 The moment I saw that,
01:01:58.200 my fingers should have
01:01:59.280 started tweeting.
01:02:01.520 It's two on the nose.
01:02:02.720 It's two on the nose.
01:02:04.100 Like,
01:02:04.480 how did you beat me to that?
01:02:07.140 Seriously.
01:02:08.160 Did you see the,
01:02:09.180 there's some reality show
01:02:10.660 competition
01:02:11.260 with Kelly Clarkson
01:02:13.280 where she's,
01:02:15.760 who's the actress?
01:02:18.140 You've all seen the clip.
01:02:19.240 where they're trying to
01:02:21.140 guess the song
01:02:22.260 on the first few beats
01:02:23.500 and then,
01:02:24.300 then if you guess it correctly,
01:02:26.140 Anne Hathaway.
01:02:27.200 Yeah.
01:02:28.560 So,
01:02:29.120 Anne Hathaway,
01:02:29.820 she's competing with
01:02:30.940 Kelly.
01:02:33.520 Why am I forgetting her name?
01:02:35.040 But anyway,
01:02:35.520 it was her own song
01:02:36.600 and Anne Hathaway
01:02:37.700 got it first.
01:02:38.560 It was freaking hilarious.
01:02:39.680 Kelly Clarkson.
01:02:40.300 So the song that came on
01:02:42.320 was Kelly Clarkson's
01:02:43.460 own hit song
01:02:44.300 and Anne Hathaway
01:02:46.320 got it in the first beats
01:02:47.600 and she got it first
01:02:49.040 and she starts belting out
01:02:51.120 and it was also funny
01:02:53.140 because she can sing.
01:02:54.700 So Anne Hathaway
01:02:55.360 gets out there
01:02:55.880 and just belts out
01:02:56.940 Kelly Clarkson's own song.
01:03:00.380 It was an amazing TV moment.
01:03:02.020 I don't know if it was real.
01:03:03.300 I mean,
01:03:04.320 I'm not entirely sure
01:03:05.180 that was unscripted
01:03:06.540 but it was pretty good.
01:03:11.700 Right.
01:03:12.340 Because Kelly Clarkson
01:03:13.480 had asked,
01:03:13.960 play a song I know.
01:03:15.060 Right.
01:03:16.060 All right.
01:03:16.560 That is all we have for today.
01:03:19.380 And
01:03:19.460 Anne Hathaway seems smarter
01:03:25.140 than the average.
01:03:26.080 She does.
01:03:27.240 She does.
01:03:31.280 And
01:03:31.680 can we agree
01:03:32.500 this was possibly
01:03:33.340 the highlight of your day
01:03:34.380 and the best thing
01:03:34.880 that's ever happened
01:03:35.560 and can only get better
01:03:36.760 from here.
01:03:37.920 Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:38.820 Okay.
01:03:39.340 Good.
01:03:40.080 I'll talk to you later
01:03:41.000 on YouTube and Spotify.
01:03:42.200 Bye.