Episode 1834 Scott Adams: The Mar-a-Lago Story Makes Everyone Happy But For Different Reasons
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 12 minutes
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144.3274
Summary
Jeffrey Toobin is off the air at CNN, a pig can replace your eyesight, and the CDC wants everyone to wear masks to protect themselves from a pandemic. Plus, Scott Adams explains why you should be doing all the things you could be doing to benefit other people instead of yourself.
Transcript
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to another peak experience in your life.
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Well, it is if you enjoy the simultaneous sip and coffee with Scott Adams.
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Can we take a moment of silence to pity those who are not here?
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That's long enough. They don't deserve that much.
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How would you like to take your experience up to the maximum level?
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And all you need is a cupper mug or a glass of tank or chalice or a canteen jug or a flask of a vessel of any kind.
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Fill it with your favorite liquid I like, coffee.
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And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day,
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Well, the most important story in the news is that CNN decided to part ways with Jeffrey Toobin.
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I'd like to take a moment to enjoy all of your jokes that will be in the comments about the fact that Jeffrey Toobin has been yanked off of CNN.
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Some people say he's going to ESPN to cover spurts.
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Now, we just have to make a moment to enjoy this.
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Today, today, the country has all come together.
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First of all, is there anybody who doesn't enjoy the Jeffrey Toobin story?
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You could be anti-masturbation or pro-masturbation, and you would still like this story.
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The next big news is that there was this big study-slash-experiment.
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But 20 people who were legally blind or visually impaired received a transplant of a cornea made from a pig collagen.
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And all of them had improved sight, including three who now had 20-20 vision.
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So, 320 who were legally blind or visually impaired have 20-20 vision now, thanks to pig collagen.
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Now, you might say to yourself, are there any possible side effects, or is there anything we need to worry about, about making people's eyes partly pig parts?
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I would imagine, you know, just common sense, if you had eyes that were partly made out of pigs, you would more likely see a connection to Kevin Bacon.
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So, instead of six degrees of separation, that's what you saw before.
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You put a little pig eye in there, and you can see a Kevin Bacon in five, five degrees.
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So, if you'd like to get some pig eyes, you can.
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So, we'll all be living forever and just replacing our parts.
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The CDC has decided to lighten up on their guidance about masks and COVID and stuff, and a lot of mask lovers have emerged to say, my God, it's too soon.
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We're still in the middle of a deadly pandemic, 500 people a day dying, I think, something like that.
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And so, the immunocompromised want to know, want you to know that you should, I saw a tweet today from someone who is immunocompromised, and they believe that the rest of society should stay locked up and masked to protect them.
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To which I say, I don't know, have you ever met people?
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In fact, you could make about a million arguments for why people should do something differently to benefit other people instead of themselves.
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Let me make a list of all the things that all of you could be doing to benefit me instead of yourselves.
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I think you should all look at my list and give us some proper respect.
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And if you've got a list of all the things I should be doing, well, let me know.
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This whole CDC thing, or in the whole pandemic, I don't think the thing, probably I'm going to say the thing that's most annoying about the pandemic is that everybody got to claim they were right in the end.
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It doesn't matter what your opinion was, you can now conclude that you were right.
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If you thought it was a deadly pandemic and you believe the vaccinations really, really helped, you look at the evidence, you say, well, I was right.
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If you thought the opposite, and you thought the vaccines were a terrible poison that were killing millions, well, I'll bet you you can find some story on Twitter that supports you.
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So this is the first time in history everybody got to be right.
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So I think we're entering the golden age where everybody's right, no matter what their opinion is.
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Well, I've decided that instead of engaging with the people who say the most obvious comments in my Twitter feed, I'm just going to give them the NPC hashtag.
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So the two ways you'll get the NPC hashtag response from me is, one, if you say the most obvious thing that anybody can say.
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So when I was tweeting the other day that, you know, phase one was, you know, waiting for the 48 hours for the government to explain the raid on Mar-a-Lago, and then when the 48 hours was up, I said, we're entering phase two.
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So if you were an NPC and you waited a day or so, what's the most obvious thing you would say to me?
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You would say, hey, Scott, where's phase three?
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Now, the problem with that is not that it's, you know, clever or unclever.
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But that it's the most obvious thing you would say.
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Or if somebody makes fun of me, they say, oh, I guess we're listening to the Garfield cartoonist.
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So that's one way to tell an NPC is they say the most obvious thing.
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Or they go after the individual because they can't argue the point.
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So I believe there are some capabilities that NPCs don't have.
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Number two, if you ask them to tell a good story about anything in their life, just tell us a good story.
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But the other thing is, if you ask their political opinion, they don't have the processing power to have an opinion on the politics.
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Well, do you think we should have increased the tariffs on aluminum, knowing that China might respond with a tariff on cotton or whatever?
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And instead of saying, oh, I'm looking into the economics of this and I have an opinion, the NPC will say, you look like a thumb.
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Well, I do look like a thumb, but that's still mean.
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They go after the person instead of the argument.
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They say the most obvious thing you could say in every situation.
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So the World Economic Forum, you know them and you love them.
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But the World Economic Forum, they want to use artificial intelligence to automatically censor speech on the Internet.
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It feels like something like the worst idea I've ever heard.
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Now, you know what's the only thing that's worse than having AI censor your speech?
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What's the only thing that would be worse than that?
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Now, you might say to me, but people are going to program the AI.
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Because here's a prediction that's just going to blow your fucking mind.
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If you want AI to be illegal forever, I'm going to say this slowly, because this is actually going to blow your mind a little bit.
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If you want AI to be illegal everywhere on Earth, to make AI illegal everywhere on Earth, all you have to do is
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The moment AI can accurately, or let's say 90% accurately, spot a hoax, it'll have to be turned off.
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Civilization is built on an operating system of hoaxes.
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If AI ever learned to spot them, and tell you about them, AI would have to be made illegal.
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Because civilization could not stand an independent, accurate assessment of what is true in the news.
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You think it could, because you think, well, that's ridiculous.
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I mean, I'd hear the news was fake, or I'd hear it's real, and then I would adjust my thinking, and politics would go on.
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Politics would not go on if you found out your own side was lying all the time.
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Politics only goes on because you think the other side is lying.
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Or maybe your side gets caught once in a while, but that's an exception.
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What happens when the AI gives you an opinion of which religion is true?
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The first thing that's going to happen is it's going to say, well, Islam sounds like it was made up.
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Now, I'm not saying that, because I know what happened to Salman Rushdie.
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Let me say for the record, Islam is the only true religion.
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Now, but what happens if the AI said something different?
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You can't have Islam and artificial intelligence living in the same civilization.
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You're never going to believe AI when it tells you something's fake anyway.
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You'll just think it was programmed to tell you that.
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You're never going to think it somehow came up with it on its own.
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So I'm not sure the AI will make any difference.
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It could tell you the truth forever, and people go, no.
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No, you might be a super intelligence, and maybe you have reached the singularity where
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you can learn without being programmed, and you've reached a point of super intelligence,
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I think my opinion is a little bit better than your super intelligence, which I don't trust
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If you ask it, is the find people hoax a hoax, it'll say yes, and it will give you the
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So it's not quite making up its own mind yet, if that is even a thing.
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It's sort of just reading what it finds on the internet.
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But that's better than what people do, because people don't read the internet, they just
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So yesterday, how many of you saw my live stream yesterday?
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And did you think that my live stream yesterday was the kind of thing that if some kind of
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AI was trying to suppress some points of view and others, did you think that my live stream
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yesterday might be the type that an AI in a deep state might want to suppress?
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Do you think that, like every other day, I could just download the video when it was done
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and then post it on locals or spread it around?
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It was not monetized until it had 15,000 views, which is most of them.
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And when it's not monetized, it's not promoted around.
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So obviously, monetized videos get a little more attention.
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But also couldn't download it and therefore send it around.
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Should I treat it as a coincidence that there was a major bug that seemed to affect me on
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a day when most of you would say, well, that's something they'd probably want to suppress?
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Why do all of our political stories in the news look like poorly executed intelligence operations?
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Because the only ones that we know actually were poorly executed intelligence operations
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against the citizens of the United States were Russia collusion.
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We know that was an intelligence plot against the citizens.
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The Whitmer kidnapping plot, we know that was the FBI plotting against citizens.
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And the Hunter laptop cover-up was intelligence operatives acting against the citizens.
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But just because we've discovered three very high-profile cases that were in the news,
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that doesn't mean all of our news stories are intelligence operations.
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Now, just because they look exactly like it, it doesn't mean that they are.
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For example, the story about Mar-a-Lago and the atomic secrets,
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huh, what would you look for if you were looking for a poorly executed intelligence operations
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against the United States by American intelligence operations?
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Well, we have enough examples that we know what to look for now.
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It looks exactly like an intelligence operation against the American people.
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But I can say for sure that it looks exactly like one.
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I can say for sure that intelligence operations against the public are routine and current.
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is our intelligence agencies are hoaxing the public.
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and then you see one that looks exactly like an intelligence operation,
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The last thing you should do is believe the official narrative.
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You know, in the fog of war, you could be surprised.
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But it does look exactly, exactly like an intelligence operations.
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Now, I haven't talked about this yet because I feel I'm not quite confident in this fact.
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But I want you to give me a fact check on this.
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I heard Mark Levin say it, and I would consider him very high credibility.
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And he pointed out that at least one of the people involved in the Mar-a-Lago raid
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is one of the same people involved in the January 6th investigation.
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They didn't have enough FBI agents to maybe have a different person on this one.
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Nobody thought, you know, it's going to look kind of bad if that same guy is on this one and that one.
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Because, you know, a lot of people are going to suspect that this one really is about that one.
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it's going to look exactly like a poorly executed intelligence operation.
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does this look like the officials followed the right procedures
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and had the right intentions, who would you ask?
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Who would be the best person to look at this situation and say,
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Well, I would say Dan Bongino would be at the top of my list.
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And here's something he said yesterday that I found so persuasive.
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He's got what, you know, incredible talent stack from, you know,
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his experience is like all the exact right stuff you'd want for what he does for a living.
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And he said, I'm going to try to paraphrase him,
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so he's talking about people who have been involved in search warrants.
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So Dan Bongino in his prior occupation was involved in a number of search warrants.
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And he says, everyone who has experience in this space,
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because they really wanted to look for other stuff.
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So the person who knows the most about this space
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and understand the space are not going to say that out loud,
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You know, even though it feels like it's a claim
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that just gets mixed in with all the other claims,
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I mean, I can't think of any time he's even been accused.
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So when somebody who has exactly the right experience,
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and says everybody who is experienced in that space
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Like, that's the first time I accepted it as a fact.
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Unless I hear somebody else who has experience in that space
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you know, the lawyers weren't allowed to be there,
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I would like to see the counter to Dan Bongino's point,
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and remember, his point is not that it's his opinion
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Let's get some people who are familiar with warrants
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and say, all right, here are some of the things we know.
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We know that all the same players would like to get Trump,
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because, in fact, one of those players is on both teams.
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So we know what the intentions are, sort of generally speaking,
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but generally speaking, we know the intention is get Trump.
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And then we know that, you know, one person was on both groups,
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and we know that the search warrant was overly broad.
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Apparently, it allowed them to get any communication from Trump
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Does that sound like they were looking for something specific?
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Now, again, I don't have experience in that space.
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So when I look at it, I say to myself, I don't know.
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It looks like it means something, but I'm not experienced.
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But if Don Bongino tells you what the pattern is,
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Again, that doesn't mean he's right about everything he ever says,
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but if you're going to ignore somebody with that exact experience,
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So what do you think of the fact that they could have any presidential records
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but in reality, they would just stick to the thing they're looking for.
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for something that's obviously a smart thing to do.
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why they could have access to all of his records
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And I would say it's the Rosetta Stone question.
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that was like a key that could open up hieroglyphics,
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So the point is that there's something you can find
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is if you believe that Trump was really Hitler,
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with every means possible, including illegal means?
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So, I'd love to know if the Democrats feel the same,
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Can you imagine explaining to somebody at a party,
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Because I feel like he doesn't introduce himself
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Because the first thing I would think is it's a joke.