Real Coffee with Scott Adams - Episode 1849 Scott Adams： Nothing Is More Dangerous Than Documents You Haven't Seen. Welcome To 2022

00:00:00.000 Good morning, everybody, and congratulations for making you here on time, if you did.

00:00:11.740 For Coffee with Scott Adams, the highlight of civilization, certainly the highlight of

00:00:17.600 your life so far, although tomorrow looks good too.

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00:00:58.300 Ah, yeah, yeah.

00:01:03.600 I don't know if it was the notes of chocolate in my coffee beans or the simultaneity that made

00:01:10.400 it so good, but it was extra good, extra good.

00:01:13.560 So, you know that I've been mentioning AI a lot, and Machiavelli's Underbelly, an account

00:01:25.120 you should all be following on Twitter, apparently has asked AI to reproduce my voice.

00:01:31.980 So, here's, I think that's AI doing a little picture of me.

00:01:37.700 I'm going to read AI impersonating my voice.

00:01:41.960 Now, keep in mind that we know AI can speak smoothly, right?

00:01:48.360 In the old days, computers would be like, you are listening to a computer.

00:01:53.580 But you know that if you talk to one of your digital assistants, it will speak in full sentences

00:01:59.500 that sound fluent.

00:02:00.940 So, this is not yet fluid.

00:02:04.240 It's not fluid.

00:02:05.540 It doesn't flow.

00:02:07.200 But listen to this AI impersonate me, and keep in mind, I've never said any of these sentences.

00:02:16.920 Maybe I've said the words, but these sentences have never happened anywhere except in AI.

00:02:22.720 Ready?

00:02:23.580 Your life is the sum of our remainder of an unbalanced equation.

00:02:27.240 And here into the programming of the matrix, you're the eventuality of an anomaly, which

00:02:32.420 despite my sincerest efforts, I have been honorable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony

00:02:38.940 of mathematical precision.

00:02:40.580 While it remains a burden and assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and it's not being

00:02:45.380 a measure of control, which has led you unixorably here, that your life is the sum.

00:02:50.740 All right, so here's what AI Scott said.

00:02:56.080 Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation.

00:03:00.300 Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation.

00:03:09.140 That either means something or nothing.

00:03:16.940 Yeah, kill it now.

00:03:18.200 If it means something, I'm a little bit worried.

00:03:20.900 I hope that doesn't mean something, don't you?

00:03:25.420 Because what if your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation?

00:03:31.320 What the hell does that mean?

00:03:32.540 All right, so you could tell that it was sort of a drunk-sounding version of me.

00:03:40.540 He talked like he was learning some words or something like that.

00:03:46.960 But you know that they can fix that part, right?

00:03:50.280 Because it has been fixed in lots of other applications.

00:03:52.960 So think about how easily this can create a fake audio of me.

00:04:02.180 From this day forward, I'm going to call it.

00:04:05.600 If you hear an audio, you can't trust it.

00:04:11.360 From this day forward, you can't trust any audio you ever hear again.

00:04:16.700 You got that?

00:04:17.660 Because the news is going to do this to you for years.

00:04:21.300 The news is going to be producing audios that you think are true,

00:04:25.140 only to find out that they're not, that they're hoaxes.

00:04:28.340 You're going to have a lot of that coming.

00:04:31.140 All right, a lot of it.

00:04:32.300 Now, even if it's paired with a video,

00:04:35.300 suppose it's paired with a video.

00:04:38.000 Nope.

00:04:39.960 Because you've seen the Tom Cruise deep fakes.

00:04:43.080 They're really good.

00:04:44.080 So you could match your audio and your video pretty easily now.

00:04:50.120 So from this point on, you can't trust anything you hear on audio

00:04:53.080 or anything you see on video.

00:04:55.400 But thank God, thank God we can trust what we see in documents.

00:05:01.180 Am I right?

00:05:02.980 Thank God we get to see all the documents.

00:05:06.620 Well, more on that in a minute.

00:05:08.020 So I'm always experimenting on social media

00:05:13.140 about how to make my critics shut up.

00:05:16.740 And I feel like I hit a home run recently

00:05:21.000 on the critics shut up technique.

00:05:25.480 So most of my critics lately, no matter what the topic is,

00:05:29.920 they will rush into my mentions or rush into my Twitter feed,

00:05:33.320 and they'll try to tell the world that I got everything wrong

00:05:37.300 about the pandemic and vaccinations.

00:05:41.680 If you follow me on Twitter, you've seen that, right?

00:05:44.060 It's almost every tweet, it seems like,

00:05:46.860 anything that gets any kind of traction.

00:05:50.220 Somebody piles in and says,

00:05:52.760 I used to like you until your bad takes about the pandemic.

00:05:56.920 Right?

00:05:57.180 Have you noticed that?

00:05:57.880 So I tried arguing with people.

00:06:02.440 It was like, okay, give me an example of what I got wrong.

00:06:04.880 And then that becomes changing the subject, etc.

00:06:07.840 And I couldn't really make them stop.

00:06:10.600 So I put together, and I read it to you yesterday,

00:06:13.440 the Scott Adams hoax quiz.

00:06:16.420 So instead of replying to their ridiculous claims about me,

00:06:21.300 I simply publish a quiz of all the hoaxes

00:06:24.980 that people believe about me.

00:06:26.440 And I just make sure that theirs is on the list.

00:06:30.240 Stops at Colt.

00:06:31.720 There's almost never even a comment after I publish that.

00:06:35.740 The tweet just goes totally dead.

00:06:39.280 And I thought, huh, I guess this laundry list thing works.

00:06:43.400 Now, in this case, the laundry list is all true.

00:06:46.100 It's just a bunch of things that people believe about me that aren't true.

00:06:50.180 And when you see them on a list,

00:06:52.320 that must be what makes the difference.

00:06:53.980 Because if I simply said, that thing you think is not true,

00:06:58.520 people just say, oh, it is true.

00:07:01.100 Because you said it.

00:07:02.340 And I'll go find that tweet.

00:07:04.320 But if I put it on a list of a bunch of stuff that's not true,

00:07:07.740 people just go away.

00:07:10.000 So I guess the context made a difference.

00:07:11.840 All right, well, there's a study.

00:07:15.800 Do you believe studies?

00:07:17.540 If I tell you that there's a study,

00:07:20.120 what should be your first impression?

00:07:24.140 Probably not.

00:07:25.540 Probably not true.

00:07:27.080 Probably can't be reproduced.

00:07:29.320 But if you know your studies are unreliable,

00:07:32.300 how should you consume them?

00:07:33.840 There's one good way to do it.

00:07:38.000 If it agrees with what you already believe to be true,

00:07:41.260 or you want it to be true,

00:07:43.340 act like it is.

00:07:46.040 Because it makes you feel good.

00:07:47.980 So here's one I'm going to read to you,

00:07:50.740 that I don't know if this is true.

00:07:53.200 I have no idea if this is true.

00:07:55.380 But it makes me feel good.

00:07:56.780 So if everybody's okay,

00:08:00.180 we're going to pretend it's true, okay?

00:08:02.060 Just pretend it's true.

00:08:03.940 So the study says that homeschoolers

00:08:06.000 exhibit higher achievements on social competency

00:08:09.920 indices than their counterparts 0.99

00:08:12.360 attending traditional schools.

00:08:14.480 So the study purports to say

00:08:17.040 that homeschooling doesn't hurt you socially,

00:08:20.500 and that they might actually be ahead socially.

00:08:24.920 What do you think?

00:08:26.780 I would say that that fits my observation.

00:08:32.660 My observation is that

00:08:34.260 whenever I've met a homeschooler,

00:08:36.360 they have better social skills.

00:08:39.340 Does anybody have the same experience?

00:08:42.040 I think 100% of the homeschoolers I've met have.

00:08:45.120 Clearly, like it just jumps off them.

00:08:50.060 It's not subtle, is it?

00:08:52.140 So that's the other thing.

00:08:52.940 It's not subtle.

00:08:54.500 You meet a homeschooler,

00:08:55.780 all right, let me ask you this.

00:08:58.420 You meet a 12-year-old homeschooler as an adult.

00:09:01.740 All right, you're an adult.

00:09:02.700 Let's say you meet the family,

00:09:04.080 and then you're introduced to the 12-year-old.

00:09:06.600 You tell me,

00:09:07.520 does that 12-year-old make contact,

00:09:09.720 make eye contact,

00:09:11.280 and shake your hand,

00:09:12.980 and greet you in a socially adult way?

00:09:16.440 Probably, probably, yep.

00:09:20.820 The homeschooler is going to look you in the eye,

00:09:23.700 shake your hand,

00:09:24.800 and maybe even ask you how you're doing.

00:09:27.140 Maybe, right?

00:09:30.120 Now, what happens if some public school kids 0.98

00:09:33.060 come into your house,

00:09:34.500 let's say with your kids?

00:09:35.700 Have you had this experience?

00:09:39.340 One of your teen kids will bring somebody back to the house,

00:09:43.440 you know, a friend of theirs.

00:09:44.860 When they walk through the kitchen,

00:09:46.380 and you're standing in the kitchen,

00:09:48.300 do they stop and say,

00:09:49.480 oh, I'd like to introduce you to my friends?

00:09:53.320 And then, you know, you say,

00:09:54.820 oh, this is Bob,

00:09:56.340 and, you know, blah, blah, blah.

00:09:58.700 You shake hands, make eye contact.

00:10:00.720 Has that ever happened?

00:10:01.600 Well, it has.

00:10:04.120 It's not that it's never happened.

00:10:06.600 But it's pretty unusual.

00:10:09.560 Usually, usually,

00:10:11.420 public school kids will treat you like furniture. 0.94

00:10:15.140 Am I right?

00:10:16.820 A public school educated teen

00:10:19.580 will treat an adult in their own house,

00:10:23.840 I'm talking about me in my own house,

00:10:27.340 they'll walk past me like I'm the fucking furniture. 0.98

00:10:31.600 And it has nothing to do with them being,

00:10:33.160 you know, good kids or bad kids.

00:10:34.560 It doesn't have anything to do with that.

00:10:35.880 It's just how they're socialized.

00:10:37.720 They're socialized that I'm irrelevant

00:10:40.660 in my own house, right?

00:10:44.660 So, no, that's not all of them.

00:10:47.100 And any time that, you know,

00:10:49.200 one of the teens would bring somebody home

00:10:51.060 who would actually stop and say yes,

00:10:53.500 say hi, or even make eye contact,

00:10:56.540 that person would immediately be my favorite,

00:10:59.560 you know, favorite of the kids' friends, right?

00:11:01.280 Oh, somebody made eye contact and said hi.

00:11:05.240 So, I agree with that story,

00:11:08.980 so I'll act like it's true.

00:11:11.640 So, this whole Rob Reiner thing

00:11:13.800 has some legs as a social media story anyway.

00:11:17.560 So, Rob Reiner's been trending all morning on Twitter

00:11:20.160 for being a dumbass. 0.96

00:11:22.120 That's the worst reason to trend on Twitter.

00:11:29.140 Don't say meathead.

00:11:31.120 Do not say meathead.

00:11:33.280 Don't do it.

00:11:35.180 Don't do it.

00:11:38.080 Because you know,

00:11:40.320 it's only the NPCs who are saying meathead now.

00:11:44.460 Don't do it.

00:11:45.380 It's the most obvious thing you could say.

00:11:48.680 Don't do it.

00:11:50.860 All right.

00:11:52.640 Well, here's what's interesting about it.

00:11:55.700 That video was Rupard.

00:11:59.420 The video, I think many of you saw it,

00:12:02.120 Bill Maher interviewing Rob Reiner.

00:12:06.080 And it usually ends with Bill Maher's quip

00:12:10.600 that Rob Reiner must be watching MSNBC

00:12:14.160 because Rob Reiner was not aware

00:12:16.460 that the Hunter Biden laptop story

00:12:19.240 was suppressed by the intelligence organizations

00:12:22.660 and the media.

00:12:23.920 And that that's just a fact.

00:12:25.720 That's not speculation.

00:12:28.280 Everybody knows that's just a fact.

00:12:30.320 And Rob Reiner didn't know it.

00:12:36.360 Now, to me,

00:12:37.020 that would be one of the most obvious things

00:12:38.680 that you could know

00:12:39.500 if you were following the news on both sides.

00:12:42.480 But here's the part that got cut off.

00:12:45.160 Rob Reiner said that he actually does watch Fox News.

00:12:49.840 He does watch Fox News.

00:12:51.620 And that part of his quote gets cut off.

00:12:54.240 So after Maher says,

00:12:55.540 well, you're watching MSNBC,

00:12:56.880 he goes, I also watch Fox News.

00:13:00.880 Now, let me ask you a question.

00:13:03.880 Is it possible to watch Fox News

00:13:06.020 for more than 30 seconds

00:13:08.340 without seeing a reference

00:13:10.240 to the Hunter Biden laptop

00:13:12.320 being suppressed by the media?

00:13:15.420 How in the world can you watch Fox News

00:13:17.500 for more than 30 seconds

00:13:18.860 and not hear that story?

00:13:20.900 Because it gets brought into every other story.

00:13:23.900 Well, it looks like climate change is,

00:13:26.220 you know, heating up.

00:13:27.960 Well, what about Hunter Biden's,

00:13:30.660 you know, Hunter's laptop?

00:13:32.800 I mean, it's in every story,

00:13:34.400 on every segment, wall to wall.

00:13:37.380 So it turns out that

00:13:39.080 not only is Rob Reiner poorly informed,

00:13:44.020 but he's quite a liar, isn't he? 0.61

00:13:46.000 That had to be a lie.

00:13:49.480 Because what does it mean to say

00:13:50.580 you watch Fox News?

00:13:51.660 He saw a clip once.

00:13:53.340 I think it means that he sees a clip

00:13:55.340 that they show and a context

00:13:57.560 on CNN and MSNBC

00:13:59.780 to make fun of Fox News.

00:14:02.520 It's the same thing Fox News

00:14:03.800 does on the other networks.

00:14:04.900 So, what do you think happened

00:14:10.520 with Rob Reiner after this story?

00:14:13.380 Do you believe that he went back

00:14:15.140 and said, wow,

00:14:16.600 there could be something I'm missing here,

00:14:18.520 and then looked into

00:14:19.680 the Hunter Biden laptop story,

00:14:22.220 and then determined

00:14:24.660 that he was wrong about that,

00:14:28.460 and then maybe corrected it?

00:14:31.300 Probably not.

00:14:32.280 Here's another part of the story

00:14:34.900 that should just make you crazy.

00:14:37.300 Amy Klobuchar was sitting

00:14:38.820 right next to Rob Reiner

00:14:40.080 and acted as if she wasn't quite,

00:14:43.200 you know, up to speed

00:14:44.900 on the Hunter Biden laptop story

00:14:46.560 being suppressed.

00:14:49.980 Now, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy,

00:14:54.860 if I could call you

00:14:56.160 by your first name.

00:14:57.420 Now, that sounds too sexist.

00:14:59.020 So I'm going to go with Klobuchar.

00:15:01.360 Senator Klobuchar.

00:15:03.460 Less sexist.

00:15:05.740 All right.

00:15:06.300 All right, Senator Klobuchar.

00:15:10.800 Really?

00:15:12.340 Really?

00:15:13.860 You couldn't give us that.

00:15:17.200 The sides are, you know,

00:15:18.920 the sides are so rigorously formed

00:15:20.940 that you couldn't even say,

00:15:22.760 yes, you know, Rob, you know,

00:15:24.080 that is in the news.

00:15:26.700 Couldn't even give us a little bit.

00:15:28.600 I mean, that really hurts

00:15:31.540 your credibility, doesn't it?

00:15:34.460 Now, things are so bad

00:15:36.860 that here's an actual question

00:15:39.120 that was asked of me today.

00:15:45.160 I want to get the exact language right

00:15:47.360 because it matters.

00:15:49.260 The exact language was

00:15:54.000 missing from my notes.

00:15:58.380 But I was asked today,

00:15:59.980 effectively,

00:16:01.320 if it turned out,

00:16:03.200 if,

00:16:04.360 if it turned out

00:16:05.560 that the Mar-a-Lago documents

00:16:08.200 had the names

00:16:11.360 and, let's say,

00:16:12.460 ways to identify

00:16:13.660 intelligence assets,

00:16:16.260 which would be about

00:16:18.260 the most dangerous thing

00:16:19.220 you could have, right,

00:16:20.120 besides military secrets,

00:16:21.920 the most dangerous thing

00:16:22.840 you could have

00:16:23.320 would be some way

00:16:24.020 to identify our spies.

00:16:27.140 And somebody said to me,

00:16:28.880 Scott,

00:16:29.880 if it turns out

00:16:31.260 that Trump knowingly

00:16:34.480 had in his possession

00:16:36.320 the identity of spies,

00:16:37.740 would you change your opinion

00:16:40.480 about how important

00:16:41.440 this story is?

00:16:42.240 Now, think about that.

00:16:45.880 Somebody asked me

00:16:46.760 that question

00:16:47.320 in all seriousness.

00:16:48.520 And I think this was

00:16:49.360 an actual,

00:16:50.260 not like a crazy person.

00:16:52.340 It was just

00:16:52.800 a regular Democrat.

00:16:54.940 Asked me this question

00:16:56.040 in public.

00:16:58.660 If Trump knowingly had,

00:17:01.120 knowingly,

00:17:02.220 and this is important,

00:17:03.200 if he knowingly

00:17:04.040 had the names

00:17:05.380 of our spies

00:17:06.180 in boxes in Mar-a-Lago,

00:17:08.580 would I then change

00:17:09.580 my opinion to

00:17:10.440 this is actually

00:17:11.280 a big problem?

00:17:13.480 And I said,

00:17:15.200 yes.

00:17:17.560 Yes.

00:17:18.840 Of course that would

00:17:20.140 be a big problem.

00:17:22.320 Now, here's the weird thing.

00:17:24.540 There's a real living person

00:17:26.220 who thought that

00:17:27.100 that wouldn't bother me.

00:17:29.000 That I would still

00:17:30.000 just side with Trump

00:17:31.060 no matter what he did.

00:17:35.160 What?

00:17:36.700 Like, how would you

00:17:37.760 ever have that impression?

00:17:39.500 That I would take his side

00:17:42.060 if he had done something

00:17:43.840 that was so blatantly

00:17:45.780 illegal and dangerous.

00:17:48.060 The problem is

00:17:49.180 that nobody believes

00:17:50.080 this stuff.

00:17:51.360 Right?

00:17:51.840 The problem is

00:17:52.880 not that I support

00:17:54.540 people who do bad things.

00:17:56.800 The problem is

00:17:57.580 that the bad things

00:17:59.120 are not demonstrated

00:18:00.060 to be true.

00:18:01.360 That's the problem.

00:18:02.500 If there's anything

00:18:03.920 that's demonstrated

00:18:04.760 to be true

00:18:05.860 that happened

00:18:07.840 while he was in office

00:18:08.820 that's relevant

00:18:09.820 to the presidency,

00:18:11.140 that would make a difference.

00:18:13.380 I could definitely

00:18:14.200 change my mind

00:18:15.060 on Trump

00:18:15.580 in a heartbeat.

00:18:16.420 but I need some

00:18:18.100 evidence,

00:18:20.240 not just

00:18:20.940 somebody's speculation.

00:18:26.180 Here's the other fun

00:18:27.220 that I'm having today.

00:18:29.640 Is people 0.72

00:18:30.800 trying to dunk on me

00:18:32.200 by saying,

00:18:33.440 oh, so you're saying

00:18:34.360 that those documents

00:18:35.580 in Mar-a-Lago

00:18:36.980 are not important,

00:18:38.620 but what, Scott,

00:18:39.580 what did you say

00:18:40.320 about Hillary's email?

00:18:42.040 Gotcha.

00:18:43.200 Gotcha.

00:18:43.620 All right,

00:18:44.880 you're saying

00:18:45.340 that the Trump documents

00:18:47.360 are not that important,

00:18:48.460 right?

00:18:49.160 But what did you say

00:18:50.280 about Hillary's email?

00:18:52.760 Explain that.

00:18:54.160 Explain your inconsistency

00:18:55.900 with Hillary's email

00:18:57.500 being so important,

00:18:59.060 but the Trump documents

00:19:00.780 are not.

00:19:01.220 Explain that, Scott.

00:19:03.140 Do you know

00:19:03.560 how I explain it?

00:19:06.000 I always said

00:19:07.060 her documents

00:19:07.640 weren't important.

00:19:09.760 You can find

00:19:10.740 no evidence

00:19:11.340 that I ever thought

00:19:12.060 her emails

00:19:12.620 was an issue

00:19:13.400 that I gave a shit about

00:19:14.600 or that I ever thought

00:19:16.280 that she would go

00:19:16.860 to jail for it

00:19:17.680 or that I thought

00:19:19.120 that it should be

00:19:19.700 worthy of our attention.

00:19:22.500 Do I think

00:19:23.380 that she should have

00:19:24.160 had unsecured email?

00:19:25.920 Probably not.

00:19:27.180 Did you hear

00:19:27.700 the reason

00:19:28.180 that she had

00:19:28.660 an unsecured email?

00:19:30.640 This is a good test

00:19:31.700 of your bubble.

00:19:33.240 All right,

00:19:33.420 so those of you

00:19:34.080 on the right,

00:19:35.700 what reason

00:19:36.640 did they give?

00:19:37.860 I'm not saying

00:19:38.440 it's true,

00:19:39.460 but what reason

00:19:40.380 did they give

00:19:41.280 for having

00:19:42.540 their own email?

00:19:47.820 The regular email

00:19:48.860 didn't work.

00:19:50.580 That was the reason.

00:19:52.260 The regular email system,

00:19:54.280 there was some problem

00:19:55.180 whether it was

00:19:55.700 old or inefficient

00:19:56.800 or something,

00:19:57.140 it just didn't work.

00:19:58.680 So she just needed

00:19:59.700 to send messages

00:20:00.740 to people

00:20:01.300 and didn't have

00:20:02.380 a way to do it.

00:20:04.400 Now,

00:20:04.900 is that true?

00:20:06.080 I don't know.

00:20:07.860 But have you ever

00:20:08.520 heard it?

00:20:09.800 So this is a test

00:20:10.760 of your bubble.

00:20:12.120 Had you ever heard

00:20:13.300 that if she had used

00:20:16.040 the official email,

00:20:17.160 it was so broken

00:20:18.320 that it barely

00:20:19.040 was useful?

00:20:20.820 I don't know

00:20:21.340 the details,

00:20:22.000 but there wasn't

00:20:22.940 really the option

00:20:23.740 of using the regular one

00:20:25.040 if she wanted

00:20:25.880 to be efficient.

00:20:27.940 Now,

00:20:28.280 is that the real reason?

00:20:29.740 I have no idea.

00:20:31.740 Maybe the real reason

00:20:32.760 is to keep her secrets.

00:20:35.340 That'd be a perfectly

00:20:36.360 reasonable reason.

00:20:39.540 So I don't know

00:20:40.420 the real part,

00:20:41.260 but I never thought

00:20:42.800 it was important.

00:20:43.780 I never thought

00:20:44.280 the email story

00:20:45.040 was important.

00:20:46.560 So people are

00:20:47.380 quite disappointed

00:20:48.060 to find out

00:20:48.680 that I'm consistent

00:20:49.880 across the parties.

00:20:54.160 All right.

00:20:56.000 What else is going on?

00:20:58.100 So I did a poll

00:20:59.600 on Twitter.

00:21:01.140 I asked people

00:21:01.860 what do they think

00:21:02.440 is the biggest risk

00:21:03.540 to the United States?

00:21:04.520 And I think you can

00:21:06.040 determine what is

00:21:06.840 the biggest risk

00:21:07.740 to the United States

00:21:08.820 based on what stories

00:21:10.840 are getting

00:21:12.080 the most attention.

00:21:14.200 That's fair to say,

00:21:15.180 right?

00:21:16.100 The stories getting

00:21:16.840 the most attention

00:21:17.640 are probably

00:21:18.460 the most important ones.

00:21:20.620 So I gave three choices

00:21:23.720 on the poll.

00:21:24.440 The biggest risk

00:21:25.080 to the United States.

00:21:26.400 Climate change

00:21:27.040 was a choice,

00:21:27.620 but only 3%

00:21:28.600 said climate change

00:21:29.660 was the biggest risk.

00:21:31.660 84% said China.

00:21:33.140 China was the biggest risk.

00:21:37.460 And 13% said documents.

00:21:41.560 Documents.

00:21:42.460 I think that's

00:21:43.300 the correct answer.

00:21:44.800 Documents

00:21:45.280 that you haven't seen

00:21:46.920 are the biggest risk

00:21:48.320 to the United States.

00:21:49.360 Documents.

00:21:49.880 Yes.

00:21:55.320 So Eric is telling me,

00:21:59.020 I just got your,

00:21:59.720 the sum of the remainder

00:22:00.900 of an unbalanced equation,

00:22:02.320 which is what the AI

00:22:03.440 was saying on my behalf,

00:22:05.300 is both syntactically perfect

00:22:07.160 and makes sense

00:22:08.220 to a double engineer.

00:22:10.900 Albeit a bit more

00:22:11.960 new age hippie dippy

00:22:13.400 than you are.

00:22:14.620 All right.

00:22:14.900 So it makes sense

00:22:15.560 to an engineer?

00:22:17.380 Okay.

00:22:21.780 So watch out for documents.

00:22:23.520 Don't worry about China 1.00

00:22:24.480 so much.

00:22:24.980 It's the documents.

00:22:25.740 Have you noticed

00:22:30.660 that most of the news

00:22:32.080 is now about

00:22:33.060 information

00:22:34.180 the public

00:22:34.720 is not allowed to see?

00:22:37.400 When did that happen?

00:22:40.260 Didn't the news usually,

00:22:41.920 the news was usually

00:22:42.880 about stuff you can see.

00:22:45.240 And now the news

00:22:46.040 is all speculation

00:22:47.280 about things you can't see.

00:22:51.420 So what examples

00:22:52.740 do we have?

00:22:53.200 How about the Iran deal?

00:22:56.740 Have you seen the details

00:22:58.040 of the Iran deal?

00:23:00.060 That's like a major story.

00:23:01.460 I've never seen the details.

00:23:02.900 I've never even seen

00:23:03.720 a summary.

00:23:05.060 Have you?

00:23:06.440 So we have

00:23:07.400 pretty strong opinions

00:23:08.560 about that Iran deal.

00:23:10.700 I don't know what's in it.

00:23:12.940 So we're just speculating that.

00:23:14.680 How about those

00:23:15.300 big legislative victories,

00:23:17.340 those big spending bills?

00:23:18.460 Did you know

00:23:20.160 what was in the spending bills

00:23:21.460 that you're either

00:23:22.760 very much for

00:23:23.580 or very much against?

00:23:25.780 I don't.

00:23:27.440 We're just sort of guessing.

00:23:29.280 Some of the big things

00:23:30.200 we do know.

00:23:31.160 Then there was

00:23:31.600 the Hunter laptop story,

00:23:33.960 which, you know,

00:23:34.540 now we're seeing

00:23:35.160 some things

00:23:35.680 that were actually in it.

00:23:36.900 But that was suppressed.

00:23:38.260 How about the

00:23:40.880 Ray Epps testimony

00:23:43.260 and

00:23:44.100 we just have to speculate.

00:23:48.920 What did Ray Epps say

00:23:50.360 to anybody

00:23:50.920 who asked him questions?

00:23:52.420 I don't know.

00:23:53.520 You just have to speculate.

00:23:55.400 How about

00:23:56.140 the Mar-a-Lago documents?

00:23:59.420 What's in there?

00:24:00.280 I don't know.

00:24:01.700 I don't know.

00:24:02.380 But I have some strong opinions

00:24:03.620 about that stuff.

00:24:04.380 Well, here's the basis

00:24:06.720 for my strong opinion.

00:24:09.180 I think you'd actually

00:24:10.220 have to be batshit crazy

00:24:11.740 to believe that

00:24:13.500 Trump knowingly,

00:24:15.180 knowingly,

00:24:15.380 included dangerous secrets

00:24:18.560 in those documents.

00:24:22.080 I suppose anything's possible.

00:24:24.600 Anything's possible.

00:24:25.740 But isn't it

00:24:26.460 the least likely possibility?

00:24:28.700 Of all the things

00:24:29.980 that are possible,

00:24:31.460 the least likely

00:24:32.680 is that Trump

00:24:34.240 knew there were

00:24:35.200 dangerous secrets

00:24:36.120 and twisted some arms

00:24:38.880 to get it in those boxes.

00:24:41.660 Now, given that

00:24:42.800 Trump did not pack the boxes,

00:24:45.520 do you think

00:24:46.020 there was a GSA employee

00:24:47.440 who knew that

00:24:49.180 some secret

00:24:49.800 should not be packed

00:24:51.080 in those boxes

00:24:51.840 for Mar-a-Lago,

00:24:52.940 but did it anyway?

00:24:55.140 Do you think that happened?

00:24:56.880 Do you think

00:24:57.460 a GSA employee

00:24:58.600 looked at some documents

00:25:00.980 and said,

00:25:01.320 ooh, these are

00:25:01.960 super secret,

00:25:03.120 dangerous,

00:25:03.400 and then Trump said,

00:25:05.140 oh, pack those anyway

00:25:06.460 and send them to Mar-a-Lago?

00:25:08.040 And then the GSA person

00:25:09.520 said, oh, okay,

00:25:11.080 I guess if you're telling me

00:25:12.100 to do it, it's fine.

00:25:14.980 Which, by the way,

00:25:15.960 would be declassification.

00:25:18.360 So it would be fine.

00:25:19.640 It would be fine

00:25:21.020 in terms of being legal,

00:25:22.800 but don't you think

00:25:23.880 that GSA employee

00:25:24.880 would have talked to somebody

00:25:25.920 like right at that time?

00:25:27.780 I know he can

00:25:29.660 declassify anything,

00:25:31.000 I get it,

00:25:32.160 but he just declassified

00:25:33.800 the names

00:25:34.800 of all of our CIA agents.

00:25:37.200 That never happened,

00:25:38.760 by the way.

00:25:39.560 I'm just giving you

00:25:40.340 a weird example.

00:25:42.460 But do you think

00:25:43.100 that the GSA person

00:25:44.360 would just say,

00:25:44.920 oh, okay,

00:25:46.120 I guess the nuclear codes

00:25:47.720 are okay,

00:25:49.700 as if he could actually

00:25:50.840 use the nuclear codes

00:25:51.880 if he found them.

00:25:52.840 But the whole story

00:25:56.820 is ridiculous.

00:25:59.500 There is no,

00:26:00.300 you can't even describe

00:26:01.500 a scenario in which

00:26:02.860 Trump could have done

00:26:03.900 something wrong,

00:26:05.320 can you?

00:26:06.280 You actually can't even

00:26:07.840 describe an imaginary

00:26:10.180 scenario where it was

00:26:12.080 physically possible

00:26:13.320 for him to have done

00:26:14.280 anything wrong.

00:26:15.640 Physically possible.

00:26:17.800 Because there's nobody

00:26:19.740 who believes the GSA

00:26:20.800 employee would have

00:26:21.660 just shoved some

00:26:22.320 nuclear codes.

00:26:23.420 I'm using nuclear codes

00:26:24.640 as a ridiculous example.

00:26:27.280 We're all smart enough

00:26:28.400 to know that even if

00:26:30.060 you had the nuclear codes,

00:26:31.300 you couldn't launch.

00:26:32.560 You all know that, right?

00:26:34.280 If I gave you the

00:26:35.380 nuclear codes,

00:26:36.200 you couldn't launch.

00:26:38.840 But it's the funniest

00:26:39.800 thing to say,

00:26:41.060 because it sounds

00:26:42.060 like it's dangerous.

00:26:44.760 But do you really

00:26:46.160 believe a GSA employee

00:26:47.300 would just say,

00:26:47.840 all right,

00:26:48.580 I'll put the dangerous

00:26:49.500 stuff in this box,

00:26:50.540 and wouldn't talk

00:26:52.000 to a superior.

00:26:54.560 It would not have

00:26:55.360 already gone up the line.

00:26:57.220 I mean,

00:26:57.440 none of this story

00:26:58.040 makes any sense.

00:26:59.800 First of all,

00:27:00.360 do you believe he was

00:27:01.000 standing in the room

00:27:02.020 directing what went

00:27:03.800 in the box?

00:27:05.360 Not a chance.

00:27:06.760 Not a chance.

00:27:07.920 There's not the slightest

00:27:08.920 chance that Trump

00:27:10.280 could tell you

00:27:11.620 what's in those boxes.

00:27:12.580 I mean,

00:27:13.900 maybe some things,

00:27:15.160 you know,

00:27:15.400 sort of generally.

00:27:17.660 So,

00:27:18.320 this whole story

00:27:19.000 is just getting

00:27:19.920 the public

00:27:20.680 to talk about

00:27:21.320 things they haven't seen.

00:27:22.920 What about

00:27:23.540 Trump's taxes?

00:27:25.160 How much have we

00:27:25.920 talked about

00:27:26.740 Trump's taxes

00:27:27.640 that we haven't seen?

00:27:30.260 How about all those,

00:27:31.520 you know,

00:27:32.080 Russian deals

00:27:33.320 we haven't seen?

00:27:34.280 How about

00:27:34.740 that whole

00:27:36.040 the Mueller report

00:27:39.420 that we didn't get

00:27:40.200 to see forever?

00:27:41.360 How about

00:27:42.460 the Epstein client list?

00:27:45.840 Do you see the pattern?

00:27:48.800 The news has become

00:27:50.260 making the public

00:27:52.780 talk about things

00:27:53.740 they can't see.

00:27:55.940 That's really dangerous.

00:27:58.660 Really dangerous.

00:28:00.560 If the news

00:28:01.520 would stick with

00:28:02.560 things you can see,

00:28:04.500 I think we'd

00:28:05.360 stay out of trouble.

00:28:06.940 But as long as

00:28:08.080 the news is willing

00:28:09.100 to give us

00:28:10.040 our full dose

00:28:10.940 of speculation

00:28:12.040 about things

00:28:13.160 we can't see,

00:28:14.200 how in the world

00:28:15.200 could we ever

00:28:15.760 be less divided?

00:28:18.100 Because we're arguing

00:28:19.180 about speculative things.

00:28:20.480 They're not even

00:28:20.880 real arguments.

00:28:22.560 I'm having arguments

00:28:23.500 with people,

00:28:24.240 I guess you could

00:28:25.060 call it that,

00:28:25.960 about what would

00:28:26.940 happen in an

00:28:28.000 imaginary scenario.

00:28:30.380 Okay,

00:28:30.960 in the imaginary

00:28:32.000 scenario

00:28:32.720 that Trump

00:28:33.760 had nuclear secrets

00:28:35.940 in his boxes

00:28:36.720 in Mar-a-Lago,

00:28:38.020 what would happen

00:28:39.080 then?

00:28:40.660 Well,

00:28:41.440 it's imaginary.

00:28:43.340 So we've actually

00:28:44.260 run out of real news.

00:28:46.540 Haven't we?

00:28:48.900 We're fucking

00:28:49.740 out of news.

00:28:51.320 There's no news.

00:28:53.220 It's just imaginary

00:28:54.020 stuff.

00:28:54.660 And the stuff

00:28:55.200 that's not imaginary

00:28:56.060 is computer models

00:28:58.360 that are completely

00:28:59.340 non-credible.

00:29:01.260 So what about

00:29:01.920 the computer models

00:29:03.740 projecting climate change

00:29:05.260 80 years in the future?

00:29:07.560 Is that real?

00:29:09.500 It's as real

00:29:10.140 as those documents

00:29:10.940 you're guessing about.

00:29:12.480 So we're guessing

00:29:13.200 about financial

00:29:14.600 and climate models.

00:29:16.420 We're guessing

00:29:17.000 about what's

00:29:17.620 in documents.

00:29:19.780 We're guessing

00:29:20.640 what's in the legislation.

00:29:21.860 We're guessing

00:29:22.300 what's in the Iranian deal.

00:29:24.220 We have no idea

00:29:25.320 what's going on.

00:29:26.720 Somehow the public

00:29:27.520 has been

00:29:28.760 trained

00:29:30.640 to argue

00:29:31.700 about things

00:29:32.380 that aren't even

00:29:33.000 close to real.

00:29:33.940 We're literally

00:29:35.820 arguing about

00:29:36.600 imaginary problems.

00:29:38.120 And we know

00:29:38.720 they're imaginary

00:29:39.300 because we literally

00:29:40.720 say,

00:29:41.220 well,

00:29:41.460 if,

00:29:42.840 it's not like

00:29:43.640 we're accidentally

00:29:44.520 arguing over

00:29:45.660 imaginary things.

00:29:46.920 We're doing it

00:29:47.960 intentionally.

00:29:50.800 We'll start

00:29:51.720 an argument

00:29:52.120 over an imaginary

00:29:53.080 thing.

00:29:54.500 And then we say

00:29:55.800 that we're divided.

00:29:57.780 Are you really

00:29:58.540 divided

00:29:59.080 if you're arguing

00:30:00.700 about imaginary things?

00:30:01.860 Let me tell you

00:30:03.000 the healthiest country

00:30:03.980 you could ever

00:30:04.500 live in.

00:30:06.280 They don't have

00:30:07.140 any real stuff

00:30:07.840 to talk about.

00:30:10.100 If the only problems

00:30:11.400 are imaginary ones,

00:30:13.080 you're in pretty

00:30:14.260 good shape.

00:30:15.480 Let me say again

00:30:16.420 something

00:30:17.640 that is the most

00:30:18.680 obvious thing

00:30:19.620 in the world

00:30:20.060 to me,

00:30:21.320 but I believe

00:30:21.960 is invisible

00:30:22.600 to most of you.

00:30:24.160 It goes like this.

00:30:26.080 We are so far

00:30:27.860 from a civil war.

00:30:29.020 We are so far

00:30:31.320 away from that.

00:30:32.620 There isn't even

00:30:33.360 like a little seed

00:30:34.420 of a germ

00:30:35.060 of a possibility

00:30:36.600 of that.

00:30:37.900 None.

00:30:39.620 Because ultimately

00:30:40.680 we Americans

00:30:41.460 sort of like each

00:30:42.260 other.

00:30:44.140 We do.

00:30:45.920 And,

00:30:46.400 you know,

00:30:46.880 all the people

00:30:47.800 who would say,

00:30:48.680 ah,

00:30:48.960 let's separate

00:30:50.420 from all those

00:30:51.520 Republicans,

00:30:53.040 do you know

00:30:53.380 what they all know?

00:30:55.840 I don't think

00:30:56.680 they'll say it

00:30:57.180 out loud,

00:30:57.640 but you know

00:30:58.920 what everybody

00:30:59.340 on the left

00:30:59.960 probably knows,

00:31:02.180 a little bit

00:31:02.760 of exaggeration

00:31:03.580 here,

00:31:03.860 a little bit

00:31:04.200 of hyperbole,

00:31:05.360 but you know

00:31:05.720 what they know?

00:31:07.200 That without

00:31:07.860 the Republicans

00:31:08.540 they'd be

00:31:09.040 totally fucked.

00:31:10.920 They would be.

00:31:12.020 They wouldn't

00:31:12.360 be safe.

00:31:14.700 So the left

00:31:15.560 definitely doesn't

00:31:16.460 want to divorce

00:31:18.360 itself from

00:31:19.100 not only

00:31:20.100 where it can

00:31:21.240 get benefits,

00:31:22.340 but where it

00:31:22.840 can be protected.

00:31:23.580 Do you think

00:31:26.540 the right

00:31:26.920 really wants

00:31:27.560 to divorce

00:31:28.160 from the left?

00:31:30.160 Well,

00:31:30.520 that's a little

00:31:30.980 dicier.

00:31:32.980 Because the right

00:31:33.860 might say to

00:31:34.460 themselves,

00:31:34.920 well,

00:31:35.040 the left

00:31:35.360 just costs

00:31:35.880 us money.

00:31:37.500 You know,

00:31:37.800 if we could

00:31:38.280 get rid of

00:31:38.680 all of the left

00:31:39.320 and we would

00:31:39.700 just have

00:31:39.980 more money

00:31:40.540 and we'd

00:31:41.420 be able to

00:31:41.700 go to the

00:31:42.020 schools we

00:31:42.460 want to

00:31:42.880 and we

00:31:43.240 wouldn't be

00:31:43.600 bothered

00:31:43.840 anymore.

00:31:45.180 So there's

00:31:45.840 that.

00:31:46.840 But I do

00:31:48.300 not see

00:31:48.940 the patriots

00:31:50.760 on the right

00:31:51.280 breaking up the

00:31:52.020 republic.

00:31:53.080 I just don't

00:31:53.620 see it.

00:31:54.920 And the

00:31:55.660 people who

00:31:56.060 talk about

00:31:56.580 it, it's

00:31:57.220 always talked

00:31:57.720 about in

00:31:58.200 the sort

00:31:59.360 of the same

00:31:59.860 way that

00:32:00.480 republicans

00:32:01.240 talk about

00:32:01.680 the second

00:32:02.120 amendment

00:32:02.540 protecting

00:32:03.740 against your

00:32:04.340 own government.

00:32:06.320 You know,

00:32:06.700 republicans and

00:32:07.800 conservatives are

00:32:08.680 always saying,

00:32:09.620 oh, that's

00:32:10.060 going to be a

00:32:10.440 revolution.

00:32:11.480 Well, you

00:32:12.080 know, it's a

00:32:12.360 good thing I

00:32:12.840 cleaned my

00:32:13.840 guns.

00:32:14.900 Right?

00:32:15.020 It's just sort

00:32:15.500 of the way

00:32:15.760 they talk.

00:32:16.920 We're not

00:32:17.480 anywhere near

00:32:18.220 anything like

00:32:18.920 that.

00:32:19.840 We are so

00:32:20.560 not divided

00:32:21.500 as a

00:32:22.020 country.

00:32:22.720 It's crazy.

00:32:24.100 If you've

00:32:24.700 lived through

00:32:25.040 the 60s,

00:32:26.800 you know

00:32:27.240 that you're

00:32:27.700 just seeing

00:32:28.040 sort of

00:32:28.400 baseline stuff

00:32:29.600 that we

00:32:29.880 talk about.

00:32:30.660 It's a lot

00:32:31.100 like every

00:32:31.840 generation says

00:32:32.640 the next

00:32:33.020 generation is

00:32:33.700 doomed.

00:32:35.160 You know,

00:32:35.380 my generation

00:32:36.000 was pretty

00:32:36.460 good, but

00:32:37.120 this future

00:32:38.440 generation,

00:32:39.120 I don't know,

00:32:40.360 I think this

00:32:40.920 is the one

00:32:41.320 where it all

00:32:41.740 ends, and

00:32:42.580 then it

00:32:42.820 never does.

00:32:44.240 Do you

00:32:44.420 know why,

00:32:44.760 no matter how

00:32:46.600 pathetic the

00:32:47.300 next generation

00:32:48.020 looks, do you

00:32:49.120 know why things

00:32:49.600 will be fine?

00:32:51.500 Even though

00:32:52.340 the youth

00:32:52.800 look like

00:32:53.240 they're all

00:32:53.520 destroyed by

00:32:54.240 social media

00:32:54.820 and everything

00:32:55.160 else, do you

00:32:55.940 know why

00:32:56.160 everything will

00:32:56.580 be fine?

00:32:58.860 Because

00:32:59.340 civilization never

00:33:00.620 depended on

00:33:01.900 more than a

00:33:02.440 few people.

00:33:04.580 It needs

00:33:05.240 workers and

00:33:06.120 population, but

00:33:09.140 the people who

00:33:09.620 make a difference,

00:33:11.020 very few people,

00:33:12.400 very few.

00:33:13.260 And those

00:33:13.720 very few people

00:33:14.400 are probably just

00:33:15.100 as functional as

00:33:15.880 they ever were,

00:33:16.520 maybe better,

00:33:17.620 who knows.

00:33:18.080 So the

00:33:19.040 very few

00:33:19.440 people who

00:33:19.940 ever moved

00:33:20.540 anything forward

00:33:21.280 will still

00:33:21.820 just keep

00:33:22.240 doing it.

00:33:23.380 And the

00:33:23.720 rest of us

00:33:24.220 will be

00:33:24.600 flailing like

00:33:25.360 we always

00:33:25.720 do.

00:33:28.540 So we're

00:33:29.620 fine.

00:33:30.400 All right,

00:33:30.620 here's the

00:33:30.900 latest gas

00:33:31.480 lighting.

00:33:33.740 What would

00:33:35.000 be your

00:33:35.420 guess of

00:33:36.820 how many

00:33:37.180 people in

00:33:37.820 the voting

00:33:38.560 public,

00:33:39.380 let's say

00:33:39.700 somebody who's

00:33:40.300 smart enough

00:33:40.800 to vote in

00:33:41.720 the United

00:33:42.060 States,

00:33:43.340 how many

00:33:43.820 people who

00:33:44.280 are smart

00:33:44.640 enough to

00:33:45.340 vote would

00:33:47.420 also be

00:33:48.060 able to

00:33:48.500 define an

00:33:50.420 indictment

00:33:51.220 versus a

00:33:51.980 prosecution?

00:33:54.560 How many

00:33:55.240 could tell

00:33:55.600 you the

00:33:55.860 difference?

00:33:58.120 Published

00:33:58.520 short story

00:33:59.020 and NPCs?

00:34:00.560 If I said

00:34:01.340 yes, I

00:34:01.760 wouldn't

00:34:01.940 ever get

00:34:02.420 to it.

00:34:03.580 So the

00:34:03.840 hardest thing

00:34:04.480 for me to

00:34:04.960 do is

00:34:05.760 send content.

00:34:08.240 People are

00:34:08.720 sending me

00:34:09.220 content all

00:34:09.780 day long.

00:34:10.920 So I

00:34:11.340 tend not to

00:34:12.360 agree with

00:34:12.720 it.

00:34:13.600 So I'm

00:34:13.860 looking at

00:34:14.160 not more

00:34:15.840 than a

00:34:16.180 quarter,

00:34:16.560 is my

00:34:17.240 guess,

00:34:17.840 a quarter

00:34:18.260 of the

00:34:18.520 public

00:34:18.740 would

00:34:18.940 know

00:34:19.080 it.

00:34:19.700 So now

00:34:20.260 you see

00:34:20.560 the trick,

00:34:21.060 right?

00:34:21.740 If only

00:34:22.180 a quarter

00:34:22.660 of the

00:34:23.020 public

00:34:23.260 knows

00:34:23.620 that an

00:34:23.980 indictment

00:34:24.440 doesn't

00:34:25.380 mean much

00:34:25.960 of anything,

00:34:27.300 you know,

00:34:27.540 you've heard

00:34:27.920 the old

00:34:28.220 saying,

00:34:29.220 you can

00:34:29.540 indict a

00:34:30.120 ham

00:34:30.340 sandwich,

00:34:32.260 meaning

00:34:32.600 that you

00:34:33.360 just have

00:34:33.800 to give,

00:34:35.280 I guess

00:34:35.800 the grand,

00:34:36.840 what is it

00:34:37.920 called,

00:34:38.340 the jury

00:34:39.960 that decides

00:34:40.640 if you're

00:34:41.000 indicted,

00:34:41.600 is called

00:34:41.920 the grand

00:34:44.480 jury.

00:34:44.680 So when

00:34:45.720 the grand

00:34:46.180 jury

00:34:46.520 indicts,

00:34:48.200 the public

00:34:49.440 doesn't

00:34:49.760 understand that

00:34:50.640 they don't

00:34:50.960 do it on

00:34:51.460 proof,

00:34:52.860 they do

00:34:53.260 it on,

00:34:53.880 well,

00:34:54.120 there's

00:34:54.300 definitely

00:34:54.620 a red

00:34:54.980 flag there.

00:34:56.280 There's a

00:34:56.820 reason to

00:34:57.260 look into

00:34:57.640 it.

00:34:58.180 That's all

00:34:58.560 it is.

00:34:59.180 There's a

00:34:59.540 reason to

00:34:59.980 look into

00:35:00.320 it.

00:35:01.420 So when

00:35:03.160 the news

00:35:03.640 tells you

00:35:04.240 that there

00:35:04.760 is a

00:35:05.280 quote,

00:35:05.700 probable

00:35:06.200 cause for

00:35:07.180 the

00:35:07.340 indictment,

00:35:08.860 what do

00:35:09.480 75% of

00:35:11.640 the voting

00:35:12.000 public make

00:35:13.260 of that?

00:35:14.600 The experts

00:35:15.340 are telling

00:35:15.760 you there

00:35:16.200 was probably

00:35:17.760 probable

00:35:18.440 cause,

00:35:19.500 probably

00:35:20.560 probable

00:35:21.120 cause for

00:35:22.140 an indictment.

00:35:23.840 What if

00:35:24.520 you added

00:35:25.000 all that

00:35:25.480 together?

00:35:26.400 Probably,

00:35:27.680 probable

00:35:28.240 cause for

00:35:29.660 an indictment.

00:35:32.020 If you add

00:35:32.860 it all

00:35:33.060 together,

00:35:33.420 it's nothing.

00:35:34.600 It's literally

00:35:35.200 nothing.

00:35:35.740 It doesn't

00:35:36.440 add up to

00:35:36.800 anything.

00:35:38.100 It's simply

00:35:38.940 an indication

00:35:39.580 that you

00:35:39.960 should look

00:35:40.320 into it.

00:35:40.760 And in

00:35:42.020 a political

00:35:42.520 context,

00:35:43.800 do you

00:35:44.160 even trust

00:35:44.840 that the

00:35:46.100 flag to

00:35:47.200 look into

00:35:47.620 it is

00:35:47.940 legitimate?

00:35:49.140 I don't.

00:35:50.580 In a

00:35:50.900 political

00:35:51.220 process,

00:35:51.720 I assume

00:35:52.220 that anybody

00:35:52.660 can get

00:35:53.160 indicted by

00:35:53.760 the other

00:35:54.100 side.

00:35:55.100 And I

00:35:55.720 think also

00:35:56.160 you can

00:35:56.540 get indicted

00:35:57.060 by somebody

00:35:57.620 that your

00:35:58.080 side

00:35:58.480 appointed.

00:36:00.100 Because I

00:36:00.740 think any

00:36:01.280 judge is

00:36:01.780 going to

00:36:01.960 say,

00:36:02.240 well,

00:36:02.680 I don't

00:36:03.540 want to

00:36:03.800 treat this

00:36:04.200 so differently

00:36:04.840 than I

00:36:05.280 treated every

00:36:05.960 other thing.

00:36:06.560 and I

00:36:08.660 allowed some

00:36:10.960 indictments to

00:36:11.900 go forward

00:36:12.600 for other

00:36:13.300 stuff that

00:36:14.080 were just

00:36:14.460 as weak.

00:36:16.120 So the

00:36:17.980 fact that it's

00:36:18.420 political makes

00:36:19.220 it more likely

00:36:19.880 somebody will

00:36:20.480 try to get

00:36:21.140 an indictment.

00:36:22.760 But if they

00:36:23.300 try, the odds

00:36:24.040 of success are

00:36:24.800 really good.

00:36:26.700 So the

00:36:27.440 gaslighting is

00:36:28.180 to make it

00:36:28.660 seem as

00:36:29.120 though the

00:36:30.600 probability of

00:36:31.760 a probable

00:36:32.340 cause to

00:36:33.420 support an

00:36:35.080 indictment

00:36:35.740 actually mean

00:36:37.520 something when

00:36:38.620 it doesn't

00:36:39.060 really mean

00:36:39.480 anything.

00:36:44.140 How many

00:36:44.900 of you have

00:36:45.500 seen my

00:36:46.240 clip that

00:36:48.420 is the

00:36:48.940 clip that's

00:36:50.040 taken out of

00:36:50.600 yesterday's

00:36:51.120 live stream

00:36:51.520 in which I

00:36:53.220 cried about

00:36:55.460 the documents?

00:36:57.360 I think it's

00:36:57.640 got over

00:36:57.960 200,000 views

00:36:59.080 now.

00:37:00.780 Jack

00:37:01.340 Basabek

00:37:01.960 tweeted it

00:37:04.380 and it

00:37:05.180 went viral.

00:37:05.740 So it's

00:37:08.240 got about

00:37:08.580 200,000

00:37:09.320 views.

00:37:11.140 Probably the

00:37:11.860 most viewed

00:37:12.760 thing I've

00:37:13.180 done this

00:37:13.480 year.

00:37:16.000 So here's a

00:37:16.800 question for

00:37:17.260 you.

00:37:18.740 Is it

00:37:19.400 true that

00:37:19.780 the FBI is

00:37:20.600 leaking

00:37:21.080 information

00:37:21.660 about the

00:37:22.380 Mar-a-Lago

00:37:22.820 documents?

00:37:24.320 Can you

00:37:24.760 confirm that?

00:37:25.680 Is that

00:37:26.000 actually

00:37:26.320 happening?

00:37:27.840 Has

00:37:28.040 something

00:37:28.340 leaked about

00:37:29.080 the documents,

00:37:30.060 the Mar-a-Lago

00:37:30.560 documents?

00:37:32.020 So we don't

00:37:32.740 know if it's

00:37:33.120 the FBI or

00:37:33.800 the DOJ,

00:37:34.480 right?

00:37:35.400 I always

00:37:36.140 treat them

00:37:37.120 the same.

00:37:38.640 All right,

00:37:38.880 so there was

00:37:39.260 some leaking.

00:37:40.760 So if the

00:37:42.380 FBI is not

00:37:43.560 a secure

00:37:44.540 place for

00:37:45.160 documents because

00:37:46.100 they leak,

00:37:47.560 I asked people

00:37:48.600 in a poll,

00:37:49.140 what would be a

00:37:49.720 more secure

00:37:50.380 place?

00:37:51.100 If you could

00:37:51.740 put those

00:37:52.140 documents somewhere

00:37:53.060 where nobody

00:37:54.460 could ever see

00:37:55.040 them and you

00:37:56.100 wanted them to

00:37:56.580 be really safe,

00:37:57.420 how would you

00:37:57.840 do it?

00:37:58.860 So I asked a

00:37:59.640 poll.

00:37:59.860 I said I

00:38:01.260 gave three

00:38:01.620 choices for

00:38:02.460 documents that

00:38:03.520 you would

00:38:03.720 never see.

00:38:05.080 Three places

00:38:05.740 you could put

00:38:06.260 those documents

00:38:06.920 where you're

00:38:07.400 guaranteed that

00:38:09.000 nobody would

00:38:09.500 see them.

00:38:09.980 Number one,

00:38:10.560 on Hunter's

00:38:11.160 laptop.

00:38:13.480 Number two,

00:38:15.140 on a CNN

00:38:15.880 primetime show.

00:38:19.780 And number

00:38:20.500 three, on

00:38:21.220 Andrew Tain's

00:38:22.020 social media.

00:38:23.800 Three places

00:38:24.600 nobody will ever

00:38:25.800 see those

00:38:26.280 secrets.

00:38:26.660 If you

00:38:32.060 happen to be

00:38:32.600 on the

00:38:32.960 locals platform,

00:38:34.460 you can see

00:38:35.520 the third

00:38:36.160 choice that I

00:38:37.360 originally had,

00:38:39.180 which was so

00:38:41.140 awful, so

00:38:43.000 awful, I

00:38:44.080 could not do

00:38:44.740 it on regular

00:38:45.460 Twitter.

00:38:46.560 So awful.

00:38:48.200 It's really

00:38:48.640 quite awful.

00:38:49.880 Quite funny,

00:38:51.300 but quite awful.

00:38:52.620 So only the

00:38:53.280 people in

00:38:53.620 locals got to

00:38:54.300 see that

00:38:54.600 version.

00:38:54.820 How many

00:38:57.280 do you think

00:38:57.600 the Russian

00:38:59.100 sanctions are

00:38:59.840 working?

00:39:01.160 How about

00:39:01.760 those Russian 1.00

00:39:02.400 sanctions?

00:39:03.920 Are they

00:39:04.260 working?

00:39:10.180 Well, I

00:39:10.940 got an update

00:39:11.660 here on CNN.

00:39:13.520 So it does

00:39:14.220 look like their

00:39:14.920 GDP might have

00:39:16.340 something like a

00:39:17.140 4-6% decline

00:39:18.640 projected, but

00:39:20.480 that's less

00:39:21.020 decline than

00:39:22.080 experts were

00:39:23.060 saying before.

00:39:23.640 They were

00:39:23.940 saying 8% to

00:39:24.580 10%, and

00:39:25.920 now it's

00:39:26.200 down to

00:39:26.640 maybe 6%.

00:39:27.700 And even

00:39:29.180 that's an

00:39:29.540 estimate.

00:39:30.740 But apparently

00:39:31.260 because the

00:39:33.100 oil prices,

00:39:34.100 the energy

00:39:34.520 prices are so

00:39:35.300 high, and

00:39:36.500 they can sell

00:39:37.060 energy to

00:39:37.620 other places

00:39:38.200 such as

00:39:38.820 Asia, they've 0.99

00:39:41.240 been doing

00:39:41.580 fine.

00:39:42.340 So the

00:39:42.760 ruble is

00:39:43.240 fine.

00:39:44.500 If you go

00:39:45.060 to Moscow,

00:39:45.760 it looks like

00:39:46.360 it always

00:39:47.040 looked, there's

00:39:47.580 just as much

00:39:48.040 traffic.

00:39:48.420 But Russia's 0.81

00:39:52.700 survival depends

00:39:54.640 on one

00:39:55.620 factor.

00:39:56.920 What is the

00:39:57.460 one factor

00:39:58.140 that Russia's 0.89

00:39:58.980 economic

00:39:59.700 survival depends

00:40:00.740 on?

00:40:01.580 Go.

00:40:03.180 Oil price,

00:40:04.580 exactly.

00:40:05.260 Take it

00:40:05.540 another level.

00:40:07.800 Go further.

00:40:08.880 Oil price,

00:40:09.560 correct.

00:40:10.060 Go further.

00:40:12.260 Go further.

00:40:13.020 who is the

00:40:16.040 one person

00:40:16.540 in the world

00:40:17.080 that could 0.68

00:40:17.840 put Russia 0.93

00:40:19.420 out of

00:40:19.760 business?

00:40:23.500 Here's all

00:40:24.260 it would

00:40:24.500 take for

00:40:26.020 the United

00:40:26.420 States to

00:40:27.000 start pumping

00:40:27.580 more oil.

00:40:28.900 That's it.

00:40:30.080 If the United

00:40:30.800 States pumps

00:40:31.400 more oil,

00:40:32.700 the price of

00:40:33.900 oil drops,

00:40:35.200 and then

00:40:35.820 Russia has 0.96

00:40:36.880 nothing.

00:40:37.980 Because only

00:40:38.920 the price of

00:40:39.560 oil is keeping

00:40:40.480 Russia in

00:40:40.960 business.

00:40:41.380 And the

00:40:42.940 only reason

00:40:43.460 the price

00:40:43.860 of oil

00:40:44.160 is high,

00:40:45.760 well,

00:40:46.140 it's because

00:40:46.540 it's all

00:40:47.720 the reasons,

00:40:48.680 but the

00:40:49.120 one reason

00:40:49.580 that could 0.68

00:40:49.900 be most

00:40:50.280 easily

00:40:50.640 tweaked

00:40:51.220 is American

00:40:52.400 production.

00:40:54.280 Natural

00:40:54.640 gas, too.

00:40:55.240 So let's

00:40:56.080 throw oil

00:40:56.680 and natural

00:40:57.120 gas into

00:40:57.680 the mix.

00:40:59.120 I'm going

00:40:59.420 to treat

00:40:59.680 them like

00:41:00.020 they're the

00:41:00.260 same thing

00:41:00.680 for this

00:41:00.980 conversation.

00:41:02.880 Right?

00:41:03.700 So this

00:41:05.740 is interesting,

00:41:06.600 isn't it?

00:41:08.060 On one

00:41:08.820 hand,

00:41:09.420 the Biden

00:41:09.800 administration

00:41:10.480 completely

00:41:11.200 failed with

00:41:11.940 the sanctions

00:41:12.440 because they're

00:41:13.120 not really

00:41:13.680 hurting Russia. 0.89

00:41:15.380 On the

00:41:15.780 other hand,

00:41:17.160 the Biden

00:41:17.660 administration

00:41:18.280 did push

00:41:18.960 them right

00:41:19.380 to the

00:41:19.680 point where

00:41:20.960 the only

00:41:21.500 thing keeping

00:41:22.080 them in

00:41:22.500 business is

00:41:23.120 our decision

00:41:23.760 about how

00:41:24.300 much oil

00:41:24.680 we pump.

00:41:26.800 We do

00:41:27.560 have them

00:41:28.000 by the

00:41:28.340 balls.

00:41:30.300 Except I

00:41:31.020 don't know

00:41:31.320 that Biden

00:41:31.800 would ever

00:41:32.280 be able to

00:41:32.680 pull the

00:41:32.980 trigger on

00:41:33.400 that.

00:41:34.780 Now,

00:41:35.220 imagine for

00:41:35.860 a while,

00:41:36.340 imagine,

00:41:37.240 imagine a

00:41:38.720 President Trump

00:41:39.520 coming back

00:41:40.240 into office

00:41:40.960 and the

00:41:42.160 office he

00:41:42.680 comes back

00:41:43.200 into has

00:41:44.900 Putin solidly

00:41:46.500 by the

00:41:46.860 balls.

00:41:48.700 I mean,

00:41:49.200 I'm talking

00:41:49.640 about both

00:41:50.440 hands wrapped

00:41:51.260 around his

00:41:51.860 gonads as

00:41:53.140 hard as they

00:41:53.760 could be

00:41:54.060 wrapped.

00:41:54.980 And the

00:41:55.660 only thing

00:41:56.220 you have to

00:41:56.640 do to

00:41:58.380 snap his

00:41:59.060 balls completely

00:42:00.020 off is to

00:42:01.960 say,

00:42:02.360 let's drill

00:42:03.200 for more oil

00:42:03.860 in America

00:42:04.360 and more

00:42:05.160 gas.

00:42:06.280 That's it.

00:42:07.780 Basically,

00:42:09.080 Trump has

00:42:09.880 in his

00:42:10.780 power,

00:42:12.120 because at

00:42:12.660 this point

00:42:13.080 it looks

00:42:13.340 like he

00:42:13.680 could win

00:42:14.100 the election

00:42:15.360 again.

00:42:16.260 At this

00:42:16.820 point,

00:42:17.780 Putin is

00:42:18.240 totally

00:42:18.820 fucked, 0.99

00:42:20.380 unless

00:42:20.680 something

00:42:21.000 changes.

00:42:23.820 Now,

00:42:24.580 one thing

00:42:25.220 that could 0.68

00:42:25.520 change is

00:42:26.480 that Russia 0.72

00:42:26.880 could get

00:42:27.340 involved in

00:42:27.920 trying to

00:42:28.400 prevent

00:42:29.000 Trump from

00:42:30.880 coming to

00:42:31.320 office.

00:42:33.960 So,

00:42:34.780 will they?

00:42:35.860 Will Russia 0.54

00:42:36.700 get involved

00:42:37.340 again trying

00:42:37.920 to prevent

00:42:38.520 Trump from

00:42:39.240 getting elected?

00:42:42.040 Maybe.

00:42:43.900 Maybe they'll

00:42:44.780 release all of

00:42:45.500 Hillary's 0.68

00:42:45.900 emails.

00:42:46.400 Who knows?

00:42:47.100 Anything

00:42:47.320 could happen.

00:42:49.340 But,

00:42:50.320 and then

00:42:52.000 the other

00:42:52.420 question I

00:42:52.980 have is,

00:42:54.200 I'm trying

00:42:54.900 to understand

00:42:55.700 the energy

00:42:57.560 shortage that's

00:42:58.380 coming in

00:42:58.960 Europe that

00:42:59.540 everybody says

00:43:00.280 is coming.

00:43:01.320 I don't

00:43:02.980 understand the

00:43:03.700 disconnect between

00:43:04.780 how we're

00:43:05.280 talking about

00:43:06.040 it and

00:43:07.400 what we're

00:43:07.920 predicting.

00:43:08.880 They don't

00:43:09.660 seem the

00:43:10.040 same right

00:43:10.520 now.

00:43:11.820 Am I,

00:43:12.700 is it just

00:43:13.140 me?

00:43:14.040 Because if

00:43:14.860 what they're

00:43:15.280 predicting is

00:43:16.600 true,

00:43:17.420 there's no

00:43:18.920 bigger problem.

00:43:20.580 It's like the

00:43:21.100 only thing we

00:43:21.700 should be

00:43:21.960 talking about.

00:43:23.440 If it's

00:43:24.200 true,

00:43:24.920 let me say

00:43:25.620 it another

00:43:25.900 way.

00:43:26.720 If it's

00:43:27.240 true that

00:43:28.240 Europe is in

00:43:28.860 as much

00:43:29.220 trouble as

00:43:29.740 it looks

00:43:30.040 like,

00:43:30.380 energy-wise,

00:43:32.080 and America

00:43:32.840 is not

00:43:33.340 creating more

00:43:34.020 energy for

00:43:34.860 the benefit

00:43:35.320 of Europe,

00:43:36.640 we need

00:43:39.800 to stage

00:43:41.460 that

00:43:41.700 insurrection.

00:43:44.360 If we're

00:43:45.120 not helping

00:43:45.640 Europe with

00:43:46.660 a problem

00:43:47.220 of this

00:43:47.880 magnitude,

00:43:49.140 and we

00:43:49.540 can,

00:43:50.900 not only

00:43:51.380 could we

00:43:51.680 help them,

00:43:52.080 but we'd

00:43:52.300 make money.

00:43:53.420 We would

00:43:53.800 actually make

00:43:54.260 a profit.

00:43:55.420 We'd make

00:43:56.160 a profit

00:43:56.680 saving Europe

00:43:58.280 because we'd

00:43:59.080 just be

00:43:59.400 selling

00:43:59.740 energy.

00:44:01.640 And then

00:44:02.220 we're not

00:44:02.500 going to

00:44:02.700 do it.

00:44:04.720 Do you

00:44:05.300 think that

00:44:05.680 Europe owes

00:44:06.240 us anything?

00:44:07.860 If we

00:44:08.460 don't save

00:44:08.960 Europe,

00:44:09.260 do they

00:44:09.500 owe us

00:44:09.760 anything in

00:44:10.260 the future?

00:44:11.500 Nope.

00:44:12.500 Nope.

00:44:13.500 I'm afraid

00:44:14.180 not.

00:44:15.380 If you

00:44:15.960 think you

00:44:16.320 want to

00:44:16.580 ask Europe

00:44:17.080 for a

00:44:17.500 favor,

00:44:18.340 if we

00:44:19.280 let,

00:44:20.080 let me be

00:44:20.740 as clear

00:44:21.120 as possible.

00:44:21.680 If we

00:44:24.040 intentionally,

00:44:24.940 we America,

00:44:26.400 if the

00:44:26.760 United States

00:44:27.360 intentionally

00:44:28.180 allows Europe

00:44:29.060 to freeze

00:44:30.020 and die 0.89

00:44:30.660 this winter,

00:44:31.880 when we

00:44:32.380 could do

00:44:33.480 something about

00:44:34.100 it,

00:44:35.000 we don't

00:44:36.420 deserve

00:44:36.700 anything.

00:44:38.020 We deserve

00:44:38.800 nothing in

00:44:39.360 return.

00:44:40.740 Europe should

00:44:41.200 never do us

00:44:41.720 a favor

00:44:42.040 again.

00:44:44.320 I mean,

00:44:44.980 that should

00:44:45.260 haunt you

00:44:45.640 forever.

00:44:46.620 That's a

00:44:47.340 big fucking

00:44:48.100 problem.

00:44:49.340 Right?

00:44:49.440 And

00:44:50.740 there's,

00:44:52.900 you know,

00:44:53.420 our

00:44:54.540 relationship

00:44:55.320 with Europe

00:44:55.920 is always

00:44:56.400 sort of a

00:44:56.860 sibling

00:44:57.180 situation,

00:44:58.400 in my

00:44:59.080 view.

00:44:59.720 Like,

00:45:00.040 we fight

00:45:00.560 like cats

00:45:01.020 and dogs

00:45:01.440 about,

00:45:01.940 you know,

00:45:02.240 economic

00:45:02.660 stuff and

00:45:03.240 whatever.

00:45:04.340 But

00:45:04.740 ultimately,

00:45:06.600 ultimately,

00:45:07.640 we do

00:45:09.060 have their

00:45:09.480 backs if

00:45:11.020 we want

00:45:11.520 them to

00:45:11.820 have our

00:45:12.160 back someday.

00:45:13.400 And I

00:45:14.020 think we

00:45:14.360 do.

00:45:15.320 I think

00:45:15.800 we do

00:45:16.100 want that.

00:45:17.360 So just

00:45:17.800 Joe Biden

00:45:18.860 I feel

00:45:21.280 like Europe

00:45:21.700 should tell

00:45:22.160 us directly,

00:45:23.060 if you

00:45:23.940 don't help

00:45:24.480 us this

00:45:24.960 winter,

00:45:27.080 fuck off.

00:45:29.140 I mean,

00:45:29.420 I'd like to

00:45:29.820 see France

00:45:30.780 and Germany

00:45:31.540 and the

00:45:32.620 UK,

00:45:32.900 I'd like to

00:45:33.340 see Europe

00:45:33.760 speak as

00:45:34.300 one against

00:45:35.420 the United

00:45:35.960 States in

00:45:36.620 this case.

00:45:37.560 I'd like to

00:45:38.220 see the

00:45:38.520 United States

00:45:39.160 just be put

00:45:40.320 under the

00:45:40.700 boot for

00:45:41.060 this.

00:45:42.160 We should

00:45:42.580 be paying

00:45:42.960 for this.

00:45:44.160 Like,

00:45:44.340 this penalty

00:45:45.260 needs to be

00:45:45.780 on us.

00:45:47.000 Because if we

00:45:47.980 let Europe

00:45:48.500 go down

00:45:49.060 and we

00:45:49.720 can stop

00:45:50.220 it,

00:45:51.320 we suck. 0.95

00:45:53.520 I mean,

00:45:53.920 we really

00:45:54.640 suck. 1.00

00:45:54.940 As people.

00:45:56.280 You know,

00:45:56.480 this is a

00:45:57.180 who you are

00:45:57.700 situation,

00:45:58.820 right?

00:45:59.620 This is not

00:46:00.520 a strategy

00:46:01.120 situation.

00:46:02.240 It's not

00:46:02.940 exactly a

00:46:03.920 defense

00:46:04.260 situation.

00:46:04.940 It's not

00:46:05.240 exactly an

00:46:06.000 economic

00:46:06.400 decision.

00:46:07.880 This is

00:46:09.520 figuring out

00:46:10.180 who you

00:46:10.600 are.

00:46:12.980 Right?

00:46:14.220 Do you

00:46:14.700 wake up in

00:46:15.180 the morning,

00:46:16.180 let's say

00:46:16.580 you're American,

00:46:17.140 do you

00:46:17.800 wake up in

00:46:18.200 the morning

00:46:18.500 and you're

00:46:18.820 glad to be

00:46:19.300 an American?

00:46:21.280 Many of

00:46:21.840 you are,

00:46:22.380 some of you

00:46:22.920 not so

00:46:23.280 much.

00:46:24.800 But how

00:46:26.220 do I wake

00:46:26.720 up in the

00:46:27.160 morning if

00:46:28.220 Russia is, 0.77

00:46:29.140 I'm sorry,

00:46:30.100 if Europe is

00:46:31.040 freezing to

00:46:31.640 death in

00:46:33.200 January,

00:46:34.580 am I going to

00:46:35.480 wake up in

00:46:35.920 the morning

00:46:36.240 and say,

00:46:36.620 oh,

00:46:36.800 it's just

00:46:37.060 another day?

00:46:38.520 I don't

00:46:39.020 think so.

00:46:40.560 I think at

00:46:41.480 that point we

00:46:42.100 have to take

00:46:42.560 down our

00:46:42.940 own government.

00:46:43.500 what can

00:46:47.080 I say

00:46:47.400 without being

00:46:47.860 banned from

00:46:48.320 social media?

00:46:50.240 Can I say

00:46:50.680 that?

00:46:51.120 I think you

00:46:51.620 would have to

00:46:52.060 seriously look

00:46:53.000 to taking

00:46:53.660 down your

00:46:54.080 own government

00:46:54.660 if it didn't

00:46:55.860 help Europe

00:46:56.360 through an

00:46:56.980 emergency.

00:46:58.240 I think it's

00:46:58.980 that important.

00:47:00.760 Like,

00:47:00.960 this is a

00:47:02.880 survival,

00:47:04.260 existential

00:47:05.020 kind of

00:47:05.720 thing.

00:47:06.380 And I'm

00:47:06.700 not talking

00:47:07.100 about survival

00:47:08.460 through the

00:47:09.380 winter.

00:47:10.620 Because Europe

00:47:11.320 will survive.

00:47:12.040 There might

00:47:12.820 be deaths

00:47:13.600 and way

00:47:14.660 too many

00:47:15.000 of them

00:47:15.260 based on

00:47:15.900 energy

00:47:17.080 shortages.

00:47:17.740 That's

00:47:17.920 possible.

00:47:19.360 But the

00:47:20.300 implications of

00:47:21.560 not helping

00:47:22.180 in this

00:47:22.560 situation are

00:47:23.240 way bigger

00:47:23.780 than even

00:47:24.960 the deaths

00:47:25.440 that happened

00:47:25.900 which could

00:47:26.560 be quite

00:47:27.320 big.

00:47:28.840 So I

00:47:29.820 really think

00:47:30.400 we need

00:47:30.820 to remember

00:47:34.140 who we

00:47:34.860 are.

00:47:36.500 I guess

00:47:37.220 that's the

00:47:37.560 best way

00:47:37.840 to say

00:47:38.100 it.

00:47:38.840 So I

00:47:39.600 would make

00:47:40.160 an appeal

00:47:40.560 to any

00:47:41.480 Americans

00:47:42.020 listening to

00:47:42.900 this.

00:47:43.860 It's

00:47:44.180 time to

00:47:44.560 figure out

00:47:44.940 who you

00:47:45.220 are.

00:47:46.740 Let's

00:47:47.180 decide who

00:47:47.740 we want

00:47:48.060 to be.

00:47:49.080 Do you

00:47:49.400 want to

00:47:49.640 be the

00:47:49.860 one who

00:47:50.120 watches

00:47:50.380 Europe

00:47:50.720 freeze?

00:47:52.100 Because

00:47:52.540 that's

00:47:52.740 who you

00:47:53.060 are right

00:47:53.420 now.

00:47:54.360 That's

00:47:54.800 who you

00:47:55.180 fucking

00:47:55.480 are.

00:47:56.220 If

00:47:56.680 you're

00:47:56.800 an

00:47:56.920 American.

00:47:57.560 You're

00:47:57.920 an

00:47:58.040 American

00:47:58.300 who's

00:47:58.600 letting

00:47:58.800 your

00:47:59.000 allies

00:47:59.460 freeze

00:48:00.000 to

00:48:01.160 death.

00:48:02.440 To

00:48:02.660 death.

00:48:04.120 And

00:48:04.360 you

00:48:04.540 could

00:48:04.700 stop

00:48:05.340 it.

00:48:06.480 Not

00:48:06.760 only

00:48:06.940 could

00:48:07.120 you

00:48:07.240 stop

00:48:07.560 it,

00:48:07.820 it

00:48:08.000 would

00:48:08.140 not

00:48:08.380 be

00:48:08.680 a

00:48:09.040 sacrifice.

00:48:10.260 You

00:48:10.460 would

00:48:10.600 make

00:48:10.800 a

00:48:10.940 profit.

00:48:12.940 And

00:48:13.440 you're

00:48:13.580 not

00:48:13.700 going

00:48:13.820 to

00:48:13.900 do

00:48:14.040 it?

00:48:16.860 So

00:48:17.340 let's

00:48:17.740 decide if

00:48:18.280 we just

00:48:18.660 are

00:48:18.840 fucking

00:48:19.120 assholes. 0.57

00:48:21.460 We

00:48:21.940 get to

00:48:22.580 reinvent

00:48:23.460 ourselves

00:48:24.160 every

00:48:24.620 now and

00:48:25.220 then.

00:48:26.000 If

00:48:26.460 we

00:48:26.660 don't

00:48:26.880 do

00:48:27.080 something

00:48:27.420 a lot

00:48:27.780 more

00:48:27.980 than

00:48:28.140 we're

00:48:28.300 doing,

00:48:30.040 we

00:48:30.560 in

00:48:31.100 America,

00:48:32.020 we

00:48:32.280 citizens

00:48:32.700 of the

00:48:33.020 United

00:48:33.180 States

00:48:33.420 are

00:48:33.620 fucking

00:48:34.120 losers.

00:48:35.260 Fucking

00:48:35.700 assholes. 0.57

00:48:36.880 And

00:48:37.080 we

00:48:37.220 don't

00:48:37.400 deserve

00:48:37.720 any

00:48:37.980 of

00:48:38.160 your

00:48:38.340 kindness

00:48:38.660 in

00:48:39.300 the

00:48:39.400 future.

00:48:40.800 That's

00:48:41.060 what I

00:48:41.280 think.

00:48:42.200 So I

00:48:42.780 don't

00:48:42.960 want to

00:48:43.260 be that

00:48:43.620 person.

00:48:44.460 I'd

00:48:44.740 rather

00:48:44.940 be the

00:48:45.280 people

00:48:45.500 who

00:48:45.660 help

00:48:45.820 their

00:48:46.000 allies.

00:48:47.420 So

00:48:47.680 Joe

00:48:48.120 Biden,

00:48:49.840 maybe

00:48:50.520 get a

00:48:50.820 little

00:48:50.940 flexible.

00:48:52.220 Maybe

00:48:52.460 you need

00:48:52.700 to get

00:48:52.880 a little

00:48:53.080 flexible.

00:48:55.280 So

00:48:55.720 we'll

00:48:55.920 see what

00:48:56.180 happens.

00:49:00.620 And

00:49:01.100 I

00:49:01.220 guess

00:49:01.420 Israel

00:49:02.060 is

00:49:02.460 kind

00:49:03.960 of

00:49:04.100 upset

00:49:04.400 with

00:49:04.820 Joe

00:49:05.200 Biden

00:49:05.500 because

00:49:06.860 there's

00:49:07.360 some

00:49:07.840 risk

00:49:08.200 that

00:49:08.580 the

00:49:08.800 United

00:49:09.040 States

00:49:09.480 and

00:49:09.760 European

00:49:10.380 allies

00:49:10.840 will

00:49:11.260 make

00:49:11.760 some

00:49:11.960 kind

00:49:12.140 of

00:49:12.220 a

00:49:12.340 deal

00:49:12.540 with

00:49:12.720 Iran

00:49:13.120 that

00:49:13.880 Israel

00:49:14.340 doesn't

00:49:15.040 like.

00:49:16.880 And

00:49:17.080 here's

00:49:17.320 my

00:49:17.500 question.

00:49:19.560 Is 0.88

00:49:20.200 that

00:49:20.360 even

00:49:20.540 possible?

00:49:22.540 How

00:49:22.900 could

00:49:23.120 the

00:49:23.260 United

00:49:23.540 States

00:49:24.020 and

00:49:25.120 other

00:49:25.380 European

00:49:25.740 countries,

00:49:26.540 how

00:49:26.780 could

00:49:26.940 they

00:49:27.100 sign

00:49:27.360 off

00:49:27.560 on

00:49:27.720 a

00:49:27.840 deal

00:49:28.000 with

00:49:28.180 Iran

00:49:28.620 that

00:49:29.560 Israel

00:49:29.980 says

00:49:30.420 is

00:49:30.800 absolutely

00:49:31.340 no

00:49:32.040 good?

00:49:33.260 Could

00:49:33.460 we

00:49:33.600 do

00:49:33.760 it?

00:49:33.940 Now

00:49:35.560 technically

00:49:36.520 we

00:49:36.860 could,

00:49:37.300 legally

00:49:37.820 we

00:49:38.100 could,

00:49:38.400 but

00:49:38.580 would

00:49:38.940 we?

00:49:40.400 Because

00:49:40.860 what

00:49:41.120 would

00:49:41.540 that

00:49:41.720 do?

00:49:42.680 It

00:49:42.900 just

00:49:43.120 guarantees

00:49:43.620 that

00:49:43.880 Israel

00:49:44.300 attacks

00:49:44.960 Iran,

00:49:46.380 doesn't

00:49:47.480 it?

00:49:48.340 Because

00:49:48.800 Israel

00:49:49.120 would have

00:49:49.420 no choice

00:49:49.900 at that

00:49:50.220 point.

00:49:50.880 They

00:49:51.000 would

00:49:51.120 have

00:49:51.280 to

00:49:51.420 just

00:49:51.740 start

00:49:51.960 taking

00:49:52.240 out

00:49:52.440 the

00:49:52.600 nuclear

00:49:52.920 facilities,

00:49:54.240 the

00:49:54.480 generals,

00:49:55.260 they

00:49:55.360 take

00:49:55.600 out

00:49:55.760 the

00:49:55.920 leadership.

00:49:57.120 Doesn't

00:49:57.420 it

00:49:57.580 guarantee

00:49:58.020 a

00:49:58.280 war

00:49:58.500 with

00:49:58.720 Iran? 0.79

00:50:00.560 I

00:50:01.000 mean,

00:50:01.380 an Israeli

00:50:01.900 war

00:50:02.200 with

00:50:02.380 Iran? 0.79

00:50:02.660 And

00:50:03.880 then

00:50:04.020 we

00:50:04.180 get

00:50:04.340 dragged

00:50:04.620 in

00:50:04.860 because

00:50:05.100 we're

00:50:05.280 always

00:50:05.480 dragged

00:50:05.720 in.

00:50:06.880 So

00:50:07.360 it's

00:50:08.240 very

00:50:08.460 curious.

00:50:09.880 And

00:50:10.340 I

00:50:10.500 don't

00:50:10.600 know

00:50:10.700 what

00:50:10.800 the

00:50:10.920 right

00:50:11.080 answer

00:50:11.340 is,

00:50:11.580 by the

00:50:11.740 way.

00:50:12.780 But

00:50:13.260 I

00:50:13.540 don't

00:50:13.780 see

00:50:14.140 a

00:50:14.520 situation

00:50:14.960 where

00:50:15.300 we

00:50:15.520 will

00:50:15.700 make

00:50:15.920 a

00:50:16.080 deal

00:50:16.300 if

00:50:16.660 Israel

00:50:17.100 has

00:50:18.380 a

00:50:18.540 really

00:50:18.760 strong

00:50:19.140 objection.

00:50:20.240 What

00:50:20.460 do

00:50:20.540 you

00:50:20.660 think?

00:50:21.720 Do

00:50:21.900 you

00:50:21.980 think

00:50:22.140 the

00:50:22.300 Biden

00:50:22.520 administration

00:50:23.000 would

00:50:23.480 throw

00:50:23.720 Israel

00:50:24.080 under

00:50:24.340 a

00:50:24.520 bus,

00:50:26.040 which

00:50:26.560 would

00:50:26.720 be

00:50:26.960 Israel's 0.75

00:50:27.440 point

00:50:27.640 of

00:50:27.780 view?

00:50:27.900 The

00:50:28.520 Biden

00:50:28.740 administration

00:50:29.260 would

00:50:29.500 say

00:50:29.660 no.

00:50:30.860 So

00:50:31.200 you're

00:50:31.520 saying

00:50:31.700 Obama

00:50:32.060 did,

00:50:32.860 so

00:50:33.100 Biden

00:50:33.420 would.

00:50:35.320 Could

00:50:35.580 be.

00:50:36.940 Could

00:50:37.200 be.

00:50:39.180 Now,

00:50:40.000 how many

00:50:40.560 of you

00:50:41.000 believe

00:50:41.740 that

00:50:42.200 the

00:50:43.000 Israeli

00:50:43.740 lobby

00:50:45.160 and

00:50:45.780 Jewish

00:50:46.220 Americans

00:50:46.800 controlled

00:50:47.460 the

00:50:47.700 government?

00:50:49.600 Clearly

00:50:50.200 not true,

00:50:50.820 right?

00:50:51.580 If you

00:50:52.340 thought that

00:50:52.840 Israel was 0.98

00:50:53.460 controlling

00:50:53.940 the U.S.

00:50:54.600 government,

00:50:55.860 it doesn't

00:50:56.520 look like it

00:50:57.020 at the

00:50:57.280 moment.

00:50:57.600 It

00:50:58.480 looks like

00:50:58.840 Israel's 0.75

00:50:59.440 kind of

00:50:59.960 straining

00:51:00.420 to get

00:51:00.940 something

00:51:01.600 acceptable.

00:51:03.740 So that

00:51:04.480 does,

00:51:05.460 that kind

00:51:07.000 of hurts

00:51:07.260 the narrative

00:51:07.700 a little

00:51:08.000 bit.

00:51:08.700 However,

00:51:09.220 I do

00:51:09.520 believe

00:51:10.020 that in

00:51:10.500 the end

00:51:10.940 we won't

00:51:11.580 do anything

00:51:12.060 that Israel

00:51:12.620 objects to

00:51:13.500 in this

00:51:14.300 case.

00:51:16.200 One

00:51:16.760 reason

00:51:17.060 would be

00:51:17.540 it would

00:51:18.280 increase

00:51:18.620 the likelihood

00:51:19.220 of a

00:51:19.840 Trump

00:51:20.240 return.

00:51:22.000 So if

00:51:22.800 Biden

00:51:23.100 signs a

00:51:23.700 bad

00:51:24.020 Iran

00:51:24.400 deal,

00:51:25.560 you're

00:51:25.960 going to

00:51:26.120 have to

00:51:26.380 assume

00:51:26.640 that Israel

00:51:27.220 is going

00:51:27.680 to be

00:51:27.880 pushing

00:51:28.140 for

00:51:28.460 Trump

00:51:28.840 to

00:51:29.020 return.

00:51:30.760 And I

00:51:31.260 don't know

00:51:31.480 what kind

00:51:31.740 of resources

00:51:32.260 they have.

00:51:33.960 Would you

00:51:34.280 be concerned

00:51:34.840 if Israel

00:51:35.500 had a

00:51:35.840 strong

00:51:36.180 preference

00:51:36.680 about who

00:51:37.180 becomes

00:51:37.540 president

00:51:37.940 next?

00:51:39.040 Do you

00:51:39.280 think they

00:51:39.640 could influence

00:51:40.420 that?

00:51:43.700 Of all

00:51:44.340 the countries

00:51:44.840 that could 0.68

00:51:45.260 influence our

00:51:45.920 elections,

00:51:47.460 you don't

00:51:47.800 think Israel 0.93

00:51:48.380 could do

00:51:48.720 it better

00:51:49.180 than other

00:51:51.100 countries?

00:51:52.920 Yeah,

00:51:53.600 I think they

00:51:54.080 could do it

00:51:54.480 better if that

00:51:55.440 was their

00:51:56.100 desire.

00:51:59.740 All right.

00:52:02.620 I think

00:52:03.240 that's about

00:52:03.720 all I

00:52:04.000 had to

00:52:04.240 say today.

00:52:06.000 I'm sure

00:52:06.620 it was all

00:52:07.000 awesome.

00:52:08.960 Yes,

00:52:09.300 it was.

00:52:12.000 Why would

00:52:12.600 they desire

00:52:13.120 want?

00:52:13.500 As soon,

00:52:24.460 that's

00:52:24.620 usually all

00:52:25.100 you need.

00:52:28.080 Concerned

00:52:28.720 more about

00:52:29.280 Kazarians, 0.91

00:52:30.660 okay.

00:52:31.020 I'm being

00:52:38.660 schooled on

00:52:41.340 how to

00:52:41.880 pronounce

00:52:42.400 Jack

00:52:42.900 Pasabic's 0.96

00:52:43.720 name.

00:52:44.640 Did I

00:52:44.940 say

00:52:45.180 Pasabic? 0.77

00:52:46.420 I thought

00:52:46.740 he said

00:52:47.020 Pasabic.

00:52:48.860 All right.

00:52:55.220 So many

00:52:56.020 factors involved.

00:52:58.100 Play the

00:52:58.840 robot's voice

00:52:59.460 again.

00:53:05.700 You want

00:53:06.620 to hear

00:53:06.880 the robot's

00:53:07.980 voice again?

00:53:09.460 Who wants

00:53:10.200 to hear the

00:53:10.560 robot voice

00:53:11.120 again?

00:53:11.660 Nobody.

00:53:14.160 We'll find

00:53:14.920 it.

00:53:16.720 All right,

00:53:17.300 robot voice

00:53:17.940 coming up.

00:53:18.460 It could be

00:53:39.600 the AI

00:53:40.100 knows that

00:53:40.660 I talk

00:53:40.980 nonsense.

00:53:45.720 The robot's

00:53:46.620 voice is a

00:53:47.200 quote from

00:53:47.580 The Matrix.

00:53:48.240 Oh,

00:53:48.580 okay.

00:53:51.880 Did you

00:53:52.460 read the

00:53:52.880 permission

00:53:53.260 script?

00:53:53.940 Machiavelli's

00:53:54.520 no,

00:53:55.460 I didn't.

00:53:55.900 Permission

00:53:56.360 script?

00:53:57.900 I don't

00:53:58.560 think I saw

00:53:59.040 that.

00:53:59.240 I did see

00:54:01.360 that

00:54:01.780 Machiavelli's

00:54:03.240 underbelly,

00:54:05.340 the Twitter

00:54:05.920 account,

00:54:07.260 did try to

00:54:08.660 have the AI

00:54:09.400 create a

00:54:09.920 Dilbert comic,

00:54:10.960 but it

00:54:11.500 lacked a

00:54:11.980 punchline.

00:54:13.680 So I

00:54:14.380 think the

00:54:14.700 only thing

00:54:15.120 that AI

00:54:16.000 can't do

00:54:16.680 is figure

00:54:17.220 out what

00:54:17.580 a punchline

00:54:18.080 is.

00:54:20.200 Because the

00:54:20.860 only reason

00:54:21.360 that anybody

00:54:21.980 recognizes a

00:54:22.840 punchline is

00:54:24.340 that they can

00:54:24.880 feel it

00:54:25.340 physically.

00:54:27.040 No,

00:54:27.280 that's not

00:54:27.600 true.

00:54:28.100 But generally

00:54:28.580 a good punchline

00:54:29.440 is one that

00:54:30.000 you feel,

00:54:31.080 but the AI

00:54:31.640 can't feel.

00:54:33.080 So the only

00:54:33.640 way it would

00:54:34.080 know what a

00:54:34.500 good one is,

00:54:35.200 is to ask

00:54:36.280 people.

00:54:37.020 So it would

00:54:37.460 have to A,

00:54:38.060 B test every

00:54:39.040 possibility.

00:54:43.720 And also

00:54:44.460 humor depends

00:54:45.460 on our

00:54:46.020 things we've

00:54:47.200 experienced.

00:54:48.720 So if there's

00:54:49.300 a joke about

00:54:50.600 something that's

00:54:51.280 on your mind,

00:54:52.220 it's always

00:54:52.560 funnier,

00:54:53.540 but AI

00:54:54.140 doesn't have

00:54:54.640 the ability

00:54:55.020 to know

00:54:55.500 what's on

00:54:55.900 your mind,

00:54:57.480 at least

00:54:58.920 not easily.

00:55:02.660 Jokes create

00:55:03.500 tension,

00:55:04.120 then release it.

00:55:04.860 No,

00:55:06.500 no they

00:55:06.980 don't.

00:55:08.220 I've seen

00:55:08.880 a lot of

00:55:09.280 definitions of

00:55:10.080 what makes

00:55:10.660 a joke,

00:55:11.600 but if you

00:55:12.020 don't write

00:55:12.600 jokes for a

00:55:13.340 living,

00:55:14.340 they sound

00:55:15.240 reasonable.

00:55:16.360 It's stuff

00:55:16.740 like it's

00:55:17.420 tragedy plus

00:55:18.180 time,

00:55:19.220 or it's bad

00:55:19.820 things happening

00:55:20.360 to other

00:55:20.720 people,

00:55:21.840 or it's

00:55:22.220 something shocking

00:55:23.300 and surprising,

00:55:24.300 and none of

00:55:24.880 those really

00:55:25.280 get to what

00:55:26.760 makes something

00:55:27.240 funny.

00:55:27.580 punchline

00:55:35.200 checkers.

00:55:39.320 Did you

00:55:39.980 know that

00:55:40.400 the male

00:55:40.800 taint is

00:55:41.560 getting shorter

00:55:42.220 as their

00:55:42.820 testosterone

00:55:43.340 levels decrease?

00:55:45.960 Are you

00:55:46.560 saying that

00:55:47.120 people's

00:55:48.440 genitalia and

00:55:49.640 their butthole 1.00

00:55:50.360 is starting to

00:55:50.980 get closer

00:55:51.440 together?

00:55:52.380 Are they

00:55:52.680 going to

00:55:52.880 merge?

00:55:55.080 Will the

00:55:55.740 lack of

00:55:56.260 testosterone

00:55:56.760 cause the

00:55:57.520 men to

00:55:58.000 have their

00:55:59.220 buttholes and

00:56:00.060 their genitalia 0.67

00:56:00.800 merge into

00:56:01.320 lay of

00:56:01.600 vaginas? 1.00

00:56:05.080 I don't

00:56:05.640 think it's

00:56:06.000 true.

00:56:12.600 Oh, you

00:56:13.080 heard it on

00:56:13.580 Joe Rogan?

00:56:14.160 Well, it must

00:56:14.540 be true.

00:56:15.300 It must be

00:56:16.060 true.

00:56:19.760 All right.

00:56:22.140 All right,

00:56:22.620 here's something

00:56:23.080 I said privately

00:56:24.280 today,

00:56:25.700 but because I

00:56:26.660 have a death

00:56:27.040 wish, I'm

00:56:27.780 going to say

00:56:28.020 it publicly.

00:56:29.380 I'm going to

00:56:29.800 make a

00:56:30.120 statement, and

00:56:31.620 then I just

00:56:31.980 want to see

00:56:32.360 your reaction

00:56:32.920 to it.

00:56:34.420 Now, keep

00:56:34.880 in mind that

00:56:36.100 I am aware

00:56:36.820 that all

00:56:37.320 statements that

00:56:38.340 are like

00:56:38.740 definitive,

00:56:40.420 everything is

00:56:40.980 like this,

00:56:41.920 all statements

00:56:43.120 that are

00:56:43.440 absolutes are 1.00

00:56:44.220 false, except

00:56:45.660 for that one.

00:56:47.340 Maybe that

00:56:48.060 one, too.

00:56:49.500 But I'm

00:56:49.860 going to make

00:56:50.160 a statement

00:56:50.640 of an

00:56:51.020 absolute.

00:56:51.480 Just know

00:56:52.160 it's hyperbole,

00:56:52.900 okay?

00:56:55.300 There are

00:56:56.000 no feminists 1.00

00:56:56.880 in private.

00:57:02.020 Your reaction?

00:57:04.580 Privately,

00:57:06.040 one woman

00:57:07.380 and one man

00:57:08.040 in a room,

00:57:08.780 no witnesses,

00:57:09.880 there are

00:57:10.200 no feminists. 1.00

00:57:14.840 Look how many

00:57:15.680 people are

00:57:16.080 agreeing.

00:57:22.400 Now,

00:57:23.880 your comments

00:57:27.480 are hilarious,

00:57:28.520 because the

00:57:29.640 men are all

00:57:30.300 agreeing.

00:57:31.200 I don't know

00:57:31.800 if the women 1.00

00:57:32.220 are, but the

00:57:33.740 men are all

00:57:34.340 agreeing.

00:57:39.280 Is anybody

00:57:40.700 disagreeing?

00:57:42.840 I don't think

00:57:43.800 I saw a

00:57:44.240 disagreement,

00:57:44.880 did I?

00:57:45.680 I saw one,

00:57:46.480 okay.

00:57:52.660 That is so

00:57:53.360 funny.

00:57:54.180 I thought I

00:57:54.860 was going to

00:57:55.180 get all kinds

00:57:55.660 of disagreement.

00:57:57.360 No?

00:57:58.060 Is it just

00:57:58.480 because of the

00:57:58.840 nature of the

00:57:59.280 audience?

00:58:01.760 So here's

00:58:02.780 another one

00:58:03.300 that I like

00:58:04.680 to say.

00:58:05.200 This one

00:58:05.660 will mess

00:58:05.960 you up,

00:58:06.300 too.

00:58:07.440 You ready

00:58:07.720 for this

00:58:08.020 one?

00:58:10.540 No woman 1.00

00:58:11.380 knows how

00:58:13.840 women act 0.98

00:58:14.680 with men.

00:58:16.360 They only

00:58:17.100 know how

00:58:17.460 they act.

00:58:19.200 No woman 1.00

00:58:20.000 knows how

00:58:21.760 other women 0.95

00:58:22.480 act with

00:58:23.380 men.

00:58:23.980 Oh, they

00:58:24.340 talk, and

00:58:25.900 they talk

00:58:26.260 about nasty

00:58:26.840 things, and

00:58:27.440 they really

00:58:27.760 get down to

00:58:28.360 feelings and

00:58:29.800 sex stuff.

00:58:31.100 Sure, women 1.00

00:58:31.640 talk about all

00:58:32.520 the nasty

00:58:33.260 details and

00:58:33.980 stuff.

00:58:35.360 You know

00:58:35.660 what they

00:58:35.840 don't tell

00:58:36.260 you?

00:58:36.420 what really

00:58:38.860 happens when

00:58:39.860 they're alone

00:58:40.320 with a man.

00:58:42.440 You're never

00:58:43.100 going to hear

00:58:43.380 that.

00:58:47.920 Because

00:58:48.400 everything

00:58:48.920 becomes

00:58:49.340 individual

00:58:49.860 then,

00:58:50.760 right?

00:58:53.680 Everything's

00:58:54.160 on the table

00:58:54.680 when you're

00:58:55.060 alone.

00:58:58.900 All right.

00:59:01.100 There are no

00:59:01.800 feminists in a 1.00

00:59:02.480 fire, somebody

00:59:03.100 says.

00:59:04.100 There are no

00:59:04.500 feminists in a 1.00

00:59:05.160 fire.

00:59:05.360 Oh, there

00:59:08.480 are male

00:59:08.780 feminists. 0.94

00:59:09.660 That's true.

00:59:10.400 Right.

00:59:11.740 There's more

00:59:12.400 of a chance

00:59:12.960 that the man

00:59:13.680 would be the

00:59:14.200 feminist in a 0.99

00:59:14.940 room with a

00:59:15.380 woman.

00:59:15.680 That's true.

00:59:16.960 It's more

00:59:17.420 likely that the

00:59:18.600 man would say

00:59:19.200 something

00:59:19.540 feminist.

00:59:26.840 Go make

00:59:27.560 me a

00:59:27.840 sandwich.

00:59:35.360 all right, I'm

00:59:41.160 not reading

00:59:41.520 your comments

00:59:42.080 because some

00:59:42.460 of them are

00:59:42.760 just too

00:59:43.080 funny.

00:59:46.640 All right, I

00:59:47.280 didn't think I'd

00:59:47.900 get away with

00:59:48.380 that.

00:59:49.520 I did not

00:59:50.240 think I'd get

00:59:50.740 away with that.

00:59:51.280 I thought I was

00:59:51.760 going to be

00:59:52.260 attacked.

00:59:56.780 But somehow I

00:59:57.700 got away with

00:59:58.220 saying that there

00:59:58.740 are no feminists 1.00

00:59:59.540 in private.

01:00:04.860 Here's another

01:00:05.580 one.

01:00:06.560 You ready for

01:00:07.100 this one?

01:00:08.340 It's another one

01:00:09.180 like that one.

01:00:11.680 Nobody's ever

01:00:12.360 been offended.

01:00:16.460 Nobody's ever

01:00:17.140 been offended.

01:00:18.840 This never

01:00:19.520 happened.

01:00:20.840 Everybody's sure

01:00:21.460 somebody else

01:00:22.020 is.

01:00:23.500 Yeah.

01:00:25.960 Even when I

01:00:26.740 say I'm offended,

01:00:28.920 it's not really

01:00:29.500 offended.

01:00:30.680 There might be

01:00:31.360 just somebody I

01:00:31.980 don't want to

01:00:32.360 associate with.

01:00:33.620 Or somebody

01:00:34.120 has a view that

01:00:34.860 I think would

01:00:35.280 be non-productive

01:00:36.720 for a politician.

01:00:38.160 I'm not really

01:00:38.920 offended.

01:00:42.160 But I'm always

01:00:43.100 sure that somebody

01:00:43.680 else is.

01:00:44.720 Except I never

01:00:45.460 meet that person.

01:00:47.380 Have you ever

01:00:47.820 met anybody who

01:00:48.520 was actually

01:00:49.000 offended?

01:00:51.460 People will

01:00:52.920 say they are,

01:00:54.240 but not in

01:00:54.900 private.

01:00:55.760 Not in private.

01:00:56.760 In private,

01:00:57.360 nobody admits

01:00:57.920 they're offended.

01:00:59.260 In private,

01:01:00.280 and here's the

01:01:00.740 reason,

01:01:01.700 because being

01:01:02.420 offended is

01:01:03.060 weak.

01:01:04.560 Right?

01:01:05.960 People don't

01:01:06.660 want to tell

01:01:07.080 you they're

01:01:07.400 weak.

01:01:08.440 Oh, words

01:01:09.060 hurt me. 0.53

01:01:10.240 You hurt me

01:01:10.980 with your

01:01:11.300 words.

01:01:11.680 I'm offended.

01:01:12.900 So everybody's

01:01:13.860 sure that other

01:01:14.380 people are weak,

01:01:15.180 but they're

01:01:15.580 strong.

01:01:16.160 That's the way

01:01:16.560 they'd like to

01:01:17.100 present themselves.

01:01:18.240 Oh, it doesn't

01:01:18.920 bother me.

01:01:19.700 I'm way above

01:01:20.300 that.

01:01:20.600 But I'm pretty

01:01:21.140 sure that

01:01:21.580 these poor

01:01:23.080 people over

01:01:23.640 here are

01:01:24.020 getting offended

01:01:24.560 by this

01:01:24.940 stuff.

01:01:25.180 You should

01:01:25.440 calm it

01:01:26.680 down.

01:01:29.600 You don't

01:01:30.200 have standing

01:01:30.740 to be offended.

01:01:32.820 Then what

01:01:33.420 causes revenge?

01:01:34.760 Well, it's not

01:01:35.120 being offended.

01:01:38.780 There are

01:01:39.340 lots of

01:01:39.660 reasons for

01:01:40.120 revenge.

01:01:40.560 change.

01:01:46.920 Our entire

01:01:48.240 existence is

01:01:49.120 imaginary

01:01:49.620 stuff.

01:01:50.440 We're

01:01:50.680 imagining

01:01:51.100 what's in

01:01:51.560 documents.

01:01:52.520 We're

01:01:52.880 imagining

01:01:53.340 the other

01:01:53.740 people are

01:01:54.100 getting offended.

01:01:55.260 We're

01:01:55.580 imagining that

01:01:56.240 we can

01:01:56.540 predict the

01:01:57.060 future in

01:01:57.540 80 years.

01:01:58.940 It's all

01:01:59.880 imaginary.

01:02:01.460 The entire

01:02:02.220 thing that we

01:02:03.000 imagine is

01:02:04.720 real.

01:02:05.120 It's just a

01:02:05.560 bunch of

01:02:05.880 imaginary

01:02:06.320 elements that

01:02:07.080 we're mentally

01:02:08.580 moving around

01:02:09.960 in our

01:02:10.220 heads.

01:02:13.900 TDS

01:02:14.460 tells us

01:02:15.060 of weakness.

01:02:16.100 It does.

01:02:20.020 Being

01:02:20.600 offended is

01:02:21.320 the name of

01:02:21.840 my anger

01:02:22.420 sword.

01:02:26.100 Calling a

01:02:26.900 short man

01:02:27.360 an elf is

01:02:28.080 not offensive

01:02:28.680 to you?

01:02:29.140 Not

01:02:29.300 offensive.

01:02:30.600 It's

01:02:31.160 disqualifying.

01:02:34.060 But

01:02:34.220 disqualifying is

01:02:35.940 different from

01:02:36.400 offensive.

01:02:36.780 I think

01:02:40.140 that a

01:02:40.800 national

01:02:41.480 leader

01:02:41.920 should not

01:02:43.420 target

01:02:43.820 citizens who

01:02:44.760 are part of

01:02:45.900 the country

01:02:46.300 for any

01:02:47.780 reason.

01:02:49.460 So it's

01:02:50.300 not so much

01:02:50.720 about being

01:02:51.120 offensive.

01:02:51.880 It's about

01:02:52.220 can you have

01:02:53.260 a leader

01:02:53.680 who thinks

01:02:54.920 that some

01:02:55.300 people are

01:02:55.740 worth less

01:02:56.440 than other

01:02:56.780 people?

01:02:58.220 It's just

01:02:58.860 an attitude

01:02:59.380 you don't

01:02:59.780 want to

01:03:00.020 have in

01:03:00.720 charge.

01:03:01.040 Elf is

01:03:11.100 descriptive.

01:03:12.820 Well I

01:03:13.100 didn't say

01:03:13.560 I was

01:03:14.020 oh you

01:03:14.720 mean he

01:03:15.200 looks like

01:03:15.640 an elf?

01:03:16.280 Well do

01:03:16.740 you think

01:03:17.020 anybody would

01:03:17.600 be calling

01:03:18.160 Fauci an

01:03:18.860 elf if

01:03:20.040 he were

01:03:20.300 six foot

01:03:20.820 five?

01:03:22.680 Be real.

01:03:24.140 If Fauci

01:03:24.900 were over

01:03:25.880 six feet

01:03:26.420 tall he

01:03:27.080 would be

01:03:27.380 called a

01:03:27.740 Vulcan.

01:03:28.800 You know

01:03:29.100 he would.

01:03:30.400 Because they'd

01:03:30.800 say oh

01:03:31.220 he's got

01:03:31.700 pointy ears

01:03:32.260 or something

01:03:32.580 he looks

01:03:32.800 like a

01:03:33.100 Vulcan.

01:03:33.800 No it's

01:03:34.300 because he's

01:03:35.060 short that

01:03:36.000 they call

01:03:36.360 him an

01:03:36.600 elf.

01:03:37.340 Let's be

01:03:38.240 realistic.

01:03:39.620 You don't

01:03:40.000 go to

01:03:40.360 elf unless

01:03:42.020 there's a

01:03:42.380 little

01:03:42.500 shortness

01:03:42.900 going on.

01:03:46.280 Why isn't

01:03:47.040 Ukraine in

01:03:47.760 the news?

01:03:48.560 Because it's

01:03:49.300 a steady

01:03:49.860 state situation

01:03:50.700 and there are

01:03:51.220 probably no

01:03:51.680 reporters on

01:03:52.340 the front

01:03:52.640 line.

01:03:55.620 Let me

01:03:56.180 ask you

01:03:56.460 this.

01:03:59.340 If things

01:04:00.180 stayed the

01:04:00.620 same who

01:04:01.280 would you

01:04:01.620 declare the

01:04:02.260 winner in

01:04:02.900 Ukraine?

01:04:05.140 Or you

01:04:05.800 could say

01:04:06.100 stalemate.

01:04:07.760 If things

01:04:08.400 stayed the

01:04:08.840 way they

01:04:09.080 are who's

01:04:09.640 the winner?

01:04:11.440 Some say

01:04:11.940 Russia because 0.98

01:04:13.180 they gained

01:04:13.860 more than

01:04:14.240 they lost

01:04:14.740 in terms of

01:04:15.460 territory.

01:04:18.000 Russia? 0.61

01:04:19.060 Somebody

01:04:19.420 says Zelensky?

01:04:21.320 Pelosi?

01:04:21.960 China? 0.73

01:04:22.520 Biden?

01:04:23.100 Okay.

01:04:23.680 But between

01:04:24.200 Russia and

01:04:25.220 Ukraine who

01:04:26.140 won?

01:04:26.440 my definition

01:04:28.420 of winning

01:04:28.940 a war is

01:04:30.800 if you're

01:04:31.260 the country

01:04:31.880 that got

01:04:32.380 attacked,

01:04:33.520 you stay

01:04:34.760 intact.

01:04:35.920 That would

01:04:36.540 be winning.

01:04:39.360 The

01:04:39.600 definition of

01:04:40.800 winning if

01:04:41.280 you're the

01:04:41.620 attacking

01:04:42.020 country is

01:04:42.800 that you

01:04:43.140 end up

01:04:43.920 controlling

01:04:44.300 the country.

01:04:45.920 Did the

01:04:46.620 United States

01:04:47.240 win in

01:04:48.420 Vietnam?

01:04:50.960 Did we

01:04:51.720 win?

01:04:54.000 No, we

01:04:54.740 controlled some

01:04:55.480 stuff for a

01:04:56.080 while, but

01:04:57.600 we never

01:04:57.960 controlled the

01:04:58.760 country.

01:05:00.240 I'd say we

01:05:00.740 lost.

01:05:01.480 I can't

01:05:01.940 think of an

01:05:02.300 example in

01:05:03.020 the history

01:05:03.620 where somebody

01:05:05.040 who went in

01:05:06.020 militarily and

01:05:07.060 did not

01:05:07.480 control the

01:05:08.040 country and

01:05:08.580 had to

01:05:08.940 leave, have

01:05:11.300 we ever

01:05:11.620 called that a

01:05:12.100 victory?

01:05:13.320 In any

01:05:13.820 other context

01:05:14.480 would we

01:05:14.920 ever say

01:05:15.300 that was

01:05:15.620 winning?

01:05:17.940 I feel

01:05:18.740 like by

01:05:19.900 my definition

01:05:20.620 of winning

01:05:21.140 and losing,

01:05:22.540 Ukraine won.

01:05:23.960 They won

01:05:24.360 the war.

01:05:25.480 To me, it

01:05:26.480 looks like it's

01:05:26.920 basically over

01:05:27.740 because I

01:05:28.660 don't think

01:05:29.000 the borders

01:05:29.640 are going to

01:05:29.960 change that

01:05:30.360 much from

01:05:30.900 this point.

01:05:32.100 Now, did

01:05:32.420 they lose a

01:05:32.980 lot?

01:05:33.240 Yes, but

01:05:33.740 everybody loses

01:05:34.460 in the war.

01:05:35.720 You're going

01:05:36.080 to lose people,

01:05:36.960 resources,

01:05:37.660 money, and

01:05:38.780 in this case,

01:05:39.600 land.

01:05:40.700 So everybody

01:05:41.180 loses in

01:05:41.880 war, but

01:05:43.340 there's still

01:05:43.700 a country.

01:05:50.300 Why do

01:05:50.940 all newscasters

01:05:51.960 talk with

01:05:52.540 a newscaster

01:05:53.160 voice?

01:05:55.280 Part of it

01:05:56.020 is because

01:05:56.420 they need

01:05:56.840 to punch

01:05:57.540 words that

01:05:58.960 are not

01:05:59.300 important.

01:06:00.800 So if you

01:06:01.500 haven't seen

01:06:01.880 me do this

01:06:02.380 yet, this

01:06:03.880 is the

01:06:04.320 newscaster

01:06:05.140 trick.

01:06:06.440 You saw

01:06:07.000 this on

01:06:07.360 the movie

01:06:07.800 Network.

01:06:10.660 So the

01:06:11.480 newscasters

01:06:12.040 punch words 0.68

01:06:13.040 that don't

01:06:14.640 even make

01:06:15.060 sense to

01:06:15.600 punch,

01:06:16.540 meaning they

01:06:17.180 accentuate them.

01:06:18.420 And the

01:06:19.040 reason is

01:06:19.520 you have

01:06:19.880 to, every

01:06:21.060 now and

01:06:21.440 then, you

01:06:23.080 have to

01:06:23.320 accentuate a

01:06:23.940 word, so

01:06:24.680 you've got

01:06:24.940 some contrast.

01:06:25.940 Because if

01:06:26.480 you didn't,

01:06:28.040 people would

01:06:28.580 just fall

01:06:28.940 asleep.

01:06:29.860 So you've

01:06:30.160 got to say,

01:06:31.020 Ukraine is

01:06:32.900 having some

01:06:33.460 tough time

01:06:34.060 shipping their 0.92

01:06:34.740 wheat.

01:06:36.240 So basically

01:06:36.820 they just

01:06:37.340 punch words 0.68

01:06:38.260 every now and

01:06:40.020 then to keep

01:06:40.940 you interested.

01:06:41.860 So it ends

01:06:42.460 up being that.

01:06:42.920 Now, if the

01:06:43.900 news were

01:06:44.340 interesting on

01:06:45.280 its own,

01:06:46.900 maybe they

01:06:48.560 don't need to

01:06:48.980 do that so

01:06:49.460 much.

01:06:51.440 Right?

01:06:52.040 But because

01:06:52.760 the news tends

01:06:53.440 to be repetitive,

01:06:55.360 they've got to

01:06:55.920 add a little

01:06:56.400 theater to it.

01:07:00.640 How does that

01:07:01.340 compare to a

01:07:02.100 preacher's

01:07:02.720 cadence?

01:07:08.500 Preachers tend,

01:07:10.620 yeah, I mean,

01:07:11.260 a good preacher

01:07:12.260 is going to

01:07:12.580 have the same

01:07:13.000 communication

01:07:13.640 skills.

01:07:14.500 So punching

01:07:14.980 words always

01:07:15.580 make sense.

01:07:16.960 But here's a

01:07:18.300 little factoid.

01:07:20.780 When I was

01:07:21.580 learning hypnosis,

01:07:23.080 so I was

01:07:23.420 actually taking

01:07:24.020 a class to

01:07:24.780 be a hypnotist,

01:07:26.140 our homework

01:07:27.220 was to watch

01:07:28.000 a specific

01:07:28.800 preacher,

01:07:30.080 to watch him

01:07:31.780 because he

01:07:32.540 was hypnotizing

01:07:33.420 the people

01:07:34.540 watching.

01:07:35.520 And I would

01:07:35.940 just watch

01:07:36.360 that.

01:07:36.920 It was Dr.

01:07:37.720 Gene,

01:07:39.400 what was his

01:07:40.480 name?

01:07:40.700 You remember

01:07:42.500 him.

01:07:42.700 He was

01:07:42.900 really big

01:07:43.360 on TV a

01:07:43.980 long time

01:07:44.320 ago.

01:07:45.080 Dr.

01:07:45.680 Gene

01:07:46.040 somebody.

01:07:47.420 And he

01:07:47.820 would have

01:07:48.060 whiteboards

01:07:48.680 and he'd

01:07:49.480 write his

01:07:49.780 stuff down.

01:07:50.780 Dr.

01:07:51.360 Gene Scott.

01:07:52.660 Yes, this

01:07:53.200 actually happened.

01:07:53.980 I just

01:07:54.360 failed to

01:07:56.500 remember the

01:07:57.100 last name of

01:07:57.960 somebody whose

01:07:58.400 name is my

01:07:58.920 name.

01:07:59.820 That actually

01:08:00.540 happened.

01:08:01.800 All right.

01:08:02.120 But the

01:08:04.100 reason we

01:08:04.560 were asked

01:08:04.940 to watch

01:08:05.360 him is

01:08:06.020 that his

01:08:06.640 technique was

01:08:07.420 so hypnotically

01:08:08.580 powerful that

01:08:10.880 I could watch

01:08:11.440 that guy for

01:08:11.940 hours.

01:08:12.820 I would just

01:08:13.180 go, wow.

01:08:15.180 Wow.

01:08:16.340 And the

01:08:17.820 trick that he

01:08:18.440 used, I've

01:08:19.860 never seen

01:08:20.400 quite used the

01:08:21.520 same way.

01:08:22.500 He would start

01:08:23.220 talking about

01:08:24.060 something intellectual

01:08:24.980 about the Bible.

01:08:26.080 It's like, well,

01:08:26.620 you didn't know

01:08:27.200 this was connected

01:08:28.040 to this.

01:08:28.760 And back in

01:08:29.660 those days,

01:08:30.320 they said this

01:08:31.020 and he

01:08:31.860 starts his

01:08:32.400 story and

01:08:33.280 you think

01:08:33.700 it's going

01:08:34.140 somewhere.

01:08:35.440 You think

01:08:35.880 there's going

01:08:36.200 to be a

01:08:36.560 story with

01:08:37.100 a point and

01:08:38.860 that it

01:08:39.220 doesn't really

01:08:39.900 go anywhere.

01:08:41.360 It just

01:08:42.040 transforms into

01:08:43.600 another story

01:08:44.440 that you think

01:08:46.120 is going

01:08:46.520 somewhere, but

01:08:47.220 it doesn't.

01:08:47.840 It just goes

01:08:48.500 to another

01:08:48.960 story.

01:08:50.100 So when

01:08:50.460 you're done,

01:08:50.840 you've heard

01:08:51.140 all of this

01:08:51.660 story, but

01:08:53.680 the only parts

01:08:54.500 that you

01:08:54.740 remember are

01:08:55.340 the part where

01:08:55.820 every now and

01:08:56.900 then he says

01:08:57.440 you have to

01:08:57.820 send him

01:08:58.200 money because

01:08:59.260 they need

01:08:59.620 money for

01:09:00.040 something.

01:09:01.020 So all

01:09:02.580 of the

01:09:03.140 content

01:09:03.620 basically just

01:09:05.780 put you in

01:09:07.080 a, let's

01:09:08.140 say, a

01:09:08.460 flexible mood

01:09:09.440 so when

01:09:10.360 he asked

01:09:10.660 for money

01:09:11.020 you were

01:09:11.280 more likely

01:09:11.700 to give

01:09:12.060 it.

01:09:17.240 All right.

01:09:20.080 Tucker does

01:09:20.780 that, somebody

01:09:21.320 says.

01:09:24.800 You know,

01:09:25.440 Biden's

01:09:25.940 whisper actually

01:09:26.680 works.

01:09:27.220 from a

01:09:28.960 communication

01:09:29.380 standpoint, he

01:09:30.320 doesn't really

01:09:31.080 whisper the

01:09:31.680 important parts,

01:09:32.460 but if he

01:09:32.760 did, it

01:09:33.040 would work.

01:09:34.000 Because you

01:09:34.320 do pay

01:09:34.780 attention to

01:09:35.280 the whisper,

01:09:36.260 so it

01:09:36.820 works.

01:09:39.940 All right, I

01:09:40.560 don't think I

01:09:40.960 have anything

01:09:41.280 left.

01:09:41.620 Is there

01:09:41.800 anything I

01:09:42.120 missed today?

01:09:44.700 Anything I

01:09:45.340 should have

01:09:45.580 talked about?

01:09:49.260 Messages are

01:09:50.020 intended to

01:09:50.480 overload the

01:09:51.100 subconscious.

01:09:52.200 Oh, let me

01:09:52.700 tell you something

01:09:53.260 I did, a

01:09:55.160 little test I

01:09:55.800 did with my

01:09:56.300 dog that is

01:09:57.840 still blowing

01:09:58.460 my mind.

01:10:00.300 I mentioned

01:10:00.800 this before,

01:10:01.980 that I saw

01:10:02.720 somebody on

01:10:03.400 Instagram say

01:10:05.240 that if you

01:10:06.340 take your dog

01:10:06.900 for a walk

01:10:07.520 and your dog

01:10:08.140 just wants to

01:10:08.820 sniff stuff,

01:10:10.760 don't make it

01:10:11.660 walk, because

01:10:13.100 the dog actually

01:10:13.820 doesn't need any

01:10:14.480 walking.

01:10:15.320 It needs to

01:10:16.160 sniff. 0.99

01:10:17.260 The sniffing is

01:10:17.920 actually the part

01:10:18.580 the dog needed.

01:10:20.000 And the reason

01:10:20.560 is that, you

01:10:21.380 know, dogs

01:10:22.260 are sensitive to

01:10:23.480 smell, so

01:10:24.720 when they're

01:10:25.060 smelling a variety

01:10:25.900 of things that

01:10:26.640 matter to them,

01:10:27.500 you know, such

01:10:27.940 as another dog,

01:10:29.380 their brain just

01:10:30.460 lights up.

01:10:31.900 So if you let

01:10:32.540 them outside to

01:10:33.220 sniff around where

01:10:34.000 other dogs have

01:10:34.640 been, they will

01:10:36.560 exhaust themselves

01:10:37.620 mentally.

01:10:39.820 And so I took

01:10:40.740 my dog out in

01:10:41.600 the morning and

01:10:42.220 had her, and I

01:10:42.960 didn't walk her.

01:10:44.360 Like, I just took

01:10:45.340 her to the park

01:10:45.760 and just let her

01:10:46.320 sniff. 0.99

01:10:47.480 So usually I'm,

01:10:48.480 like, trying to

01:10:49.580 encourage her to

01:10:50.300 walk so she has

01:10:51.360 exercise.

01:10:51.800 So I didn't do

01:10:52.800 any exercise,

01:10:54.240 except where she

01:10:55.040 wanted to walk

01:10:55.600 on her own,

01:10:56.400 which was lots

01:10:57.180 of places.

01:10:58.140 And I just let

01:10:59.000 her sniff wherever

01:10:59.680 she wanted to

01:11:00.160 sniff. 0.99

01:11:01.100 And then I took

01:11:01.760 her back, and

01:11:02.820 she slept for

01:11:03.440 eight hours.

01:11:06.040 And she's never

01:11:06.840 done that in the

01:11:07.420 middle of the day.

01:11:08.560 In the middle of

01:11:09.040 the day, she's

01:11:09.460 usually pretty

01:11:10.000 active and follows

01:11:11.100 me around and

01:11:11.900 begs for treats

01:11:12.860 and stuff.

01:11:13.740 But I let her

01:11:14.520 out for 15

01:11:17.100 minutes of

01:11:17.840 sniffing, and

01:11:19.620 15 minutes of

01:11:20.620 sniffing just

01:11:21.160 knocked around

01:11:22.000 cold.

01:11:23.300 And I thought,

01:11:24.220 oh my god, have

01:11:26.380 I been spending

01:11:27.040 my whole life

01:11:28.640 with this dog

01:11:29.600 14 years, and

01:11:31.320 I thought she

01:11:31.780 needed to walk,

01:11:33.840 and she needed

01:11:34.420 to sniff.

01:11:37.000 And I always

01:11:37.780 wondered why she

01:11:38.360 didn't seem as

01:11:39.180 interested in my

01:11:40.180 backyard, because

01:11:41.880 I have a large

01:11:42.660 backyard with, you

01:11:43.820 know, landscaping

01:11:44.480 and stuff, and

01:11:45.400 it's enclosed.

01:11:47.040 So she can go

01:11:48.080 out in a very,

01:11:48.860 you know, spacious

01:11:49.600 backyard, completely

01:11:52.780 safe, and, you

01:11:54.460 know, it's

01:11:54.800 artificial turf

01:11:55.760 back there, so

01:11:56.480 she can do her

01:11:57.260 business wherever

01:11:57.820 she wants.

01:11:59.080 And there are

01:12:00.780 no other animals.

01:12:02.880 So she goes out,

01:12:04.100 and she acts

01:12:04.620 immediately bored

01:12:05.620 in the backyard.

01:12:07.940 You know, she'll 0.83

01:12:08.680 run around, but

01:12:09.320 there's nothing to

01:12:09.920 sniff. 0.99

01:12:11.360 And it doesn't

01:12:12.860 work.

01:12:13.340 And I wondered

01:12:13.960 for years why

01:12:14.720 she wasn't

01:12:15.180 interested in the

01:12:16.020 backyard.

01:12:16.360 It doesn't

01:12:18.200 have anything to

01:12:19.300 smell.

01:12:20.640 So everything I

01:12:21.760 thought about this

01:12:22.320 dog was wrong, and

01:12:23.300 I find out, like,

01:12:24.440 probably the last

01:12:25.240 year of her life,

01:12:26.280 because she's at

01:12:27.240 that age.

01:12:28.480 And I feel really

01:12:30.960 bad about it.

01:12:33.000 But at least I

01:12:33.880 know how to, you

01:12:34.740 know, give her what 0.96

01:12:35.260 she needs now.

01:12:36.420 So if you're hearing

01:12:37.280 about this for the

01:12:38.000 first time, somebody

01:12:38.840 asked me about

01:12:39.540 overloading the

01:12:40.840 brain.

01:12:41.940 It's a similar

01:12:42.740 technique in

01:12:43.440 hypnosis.

01:12:43.900 If you can

01:12:45.100 overload somebody's

01:12:46.200 brain, then

01:12:47.020 they're less

01:12:47.680 critical thinking

01:12:48.760 after they're

01:12:50.080 exhausted.

01:12:53.920 Bird feeders, I

01:12:55.060 do not like

01:12:55.600 birds.

01:12:57.680 I just, birds

01:12:59.320 just are like

01:13:00.260 flying insects to

01:13:01.420 me.

01:13:02.260 I just can't

01:13:03.260 love a bird.

01:13:08.100 All right.

01:13:09.240 So that's all

01:13:10.180 I have for now.

01:13:13.900 Go be nice to

01:13:14.800 your dogs.

01:13:15.360 Let them have a

01:13:15.820 sniff. 0.99

01:13:17.020 And YouTube, I

01:13:18.020 will talk to you

01:13:18.520 tomorrow.

01:13:19.500 Bye.

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