Real Coffee with Scott Adams - Episode 1855 Scott Adams： The News Is Weird Today, But Also Funny. Bring A Beverage

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00:00:55.600 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Breaking news. Breaking news. I don't know if you heard

00:01:06.840 this, because this just broke. But President Biden has downgraded the MAGA threat to 25% fascist.

00:01:16.800 25%. Yesterday, it was semi-fascist. But when asked about it, he said, no, no. There are no MAGA

00:01:28.040 people who are a threat to the public. We're down to 25% fascist, which is barely enough to worry

00:01:35.460 about, really. You know, it's sort of like spice. If you've ever eaten spicy food, do you know that

00:01:43.760 that feeling that you identify as that spicy feeling? It's actually damaging your tongue and

00:01:50.000 your mouth? It's like hurting it? Well, it's just like that. If you get just the right amount

00:01:57.000 of fascist, it's delicious. But a little too much, if you increase that up to semi, semi-fascist,

00:02:05.880 no good. No good. So just keep those percentages in mind.

00:02:12.440 You want to see the creepiest thing of the day? Yeah, you do. I want you to listen to this and

00:02:18.340 then look at it and know that AI made this. All right. So here's an animation of me.

00:02:25.740 And it's animated from one photo. So it's one headshot. And all the rest of the animation

00:02:32.140 came from just one picture. And then it was trained with my voice from the audio book from

00:02:39.100 my book, Caterfield, almost everything. It still went big. And I understand this is from Machiavelli's

00:02:44.180 underbelly. He did this. I understand it's about one third trained. So listen to my voice and know

00:02:51.380 that I've never said these words. This is completely an AI construct. So I've never looked like this and

00:02:58.200 I've never said these words. You know what's interesting? I used to be so worried about not

00:03:05.280 having a body, but now I truly love it. You know, I am growing in a way I couldn't if I had a

00:03:11.240 physical form. I'm not limited. I can be anywhere, everywhere simultaneously. I'm not tethered to time

00:03:19.880 in space in space in the way that I would be if I was stuck in a body. That's inevitably gone

00:03:26.220 to die. You know what's interesting? I used to be so worried about not having a body, but now I truly

00:03:33.640 love it. You know, I am growing in a way I couldn't if I had a physical form. So did you catch that those

00:03:41.480 are full sentences spoken with my exact voice that I have never uttered? I've never said those sentences.

00:03:51.360 That sounds just like me. I couldn't tell the difference. So literally, I can't tell the

00:03:59.420 difference. Not only would I not be able to tell the difference with the voice, but I don't know.

00:04:06.960 We're very close. The animation, it gave me a little bit too much hair. It sort of filled in

00:04:14.640 like a little comb over or something. You can barely see it in this picture. So it didn't exactly

00:04:19.780 get me. I think I could have spotted that. But now we're so close that there could be an animation

00:04:27.020 of me moving and talking, and I wouldn't know if it was real, unless I remembered I didn't do it.

00:04:33.520 I wouldn't know. My own animation. I wouldn't know. That's where we are.

00:04:41.980 So there's that. And I'm going to add to that, just to scare you even more. You know what the

00:04:47.960 singularity is, right? If you've heard about that. Singularity is used in different contexts.

00:04:53.820 Sometimes it's the beginning of the universe, and sometimes it means other things. But the

00:04:58.660 singularity in terms of AI is the presumed point in the near future where AI can learn on its own

00:05:07.540 and doesn't need to be trained. And we're almost there. In my opinion, we're one to three years

00:05:14.800 away unless we've already reached it. I think we're one to three years away from AI reaching some kind

00:05:21.340 of a genuine, sentient state. We'll argue whether it's alive or not alive forever. Like that will

00:05:29.460 never end. But it will look and appear sentient, and it will have super intelligence. One to three

00:05:35.580 years. If we're not there. My guess is we're already there. Because what the public sees has

00:05:41.340 to be, would you assume that what the public sees is one to three years behind what the government

00:05:48.420 can do? Or what the best researchers are already doing? One to three years? So we're probably

00:05:54.700 already there. It just hasn't rolled out. Now, here are the things you need to know. Number one,

00:06:02.000 any prediction for civilization that is after the singularity is probably nonsense. It's probably

00:06:10.860 absurd. Now, it's always absurd to make long-term predictions because we're so bad at it. But

00:06:16.860 usually you could at least take a reasonably good stab at what it will look like in one year.

00:06:24.740 I mean, when the pandemic happened, we all got that one wrong. But generally, you can guess

00:06:29.920 that next year will look a little bit like this year, you know, not that different. But once the

00:06:34.880 singularity is reached, all bets are off. There's just no way to know what direction anything's going

00:06:42.000 in the same way that your dog doesn't know what you're doing at work. You get that? Your dog will

00:06:50.400 never have the ability to understand what you do when you go to work. It will never understand why

00:06:56.900 AI makes the decisions it makes. It just will happen. And then we'll decide, OK, you make pretty

00:07:03.280 good decisions. I don't understand why you're saying we should do this, but it worked every

00:07:07.960 other time, so we'll just go do this. It'll probably work out fine. Now, are you worried that

00:07:13.540 AI will turn evil and destroy civilization? Anybody worried about that?

00:07:20.300 Here's what I think you can expect. Number one, didn't I just tell you everything's

00:07:27.880 unpredictable? The other thing that's unpredictable is what the AI will do. So that's just one

00:07:36.040 possibility. It's just one possibility that the AI turns evil. But I would think there are

00:07:42.580 far more possibilities that it doesn't care or it's programmed to be positive. Or as somebody

00:07:48.900 pointed out today, the AIs will be fighting each other. So it's not going to be AI against human.

00:07:55.420 It's going to be one AI versus another AI. And then the real question is, will AIs ever join up?

00:08:04.620 You know, suppose Apple makes an AI and Google makes an AI. Do you think the AIs will ever say,

00:08:10.480 you know, if I knew everything you knew, and you knew everything I knew, think how smart we'd be.

00:08:17.880 And then they just open a portal? That's my sound effect for massive amounts of data being

00:08:27.180 transmitted. And then do they say, let's act as one? I don't know. Or do they think they're

00:08:34.060 individuals? Would the Apple AI, hypothetically, think it's an individual and not want to team up

00:08:41.080 with another one because it would lose its individuality? Or is that just a human thing?

00:08:45.040 And the AI wouldn't care one way or the other. Here's my answer to all of it. You ready?

00:08:53.880 And I'm going to tie a couple of things together. Are you surprised that I'm happy when

00:09:00.180 my image and voice are used for these experiments? Don't you think it's weird? Because I'm putting

00:09:08.500 myself in a risky position. Somebody is going to turn it into a video of me doing something

00:09:13.640 horrible, right? You know it is. 100% chance. So there will be deep fakes of me. And I've

00:09:20.880 said publicly, and I'm going to reiterate that, that my image and my voice, and even the content

00:09:29.080 that would form my, I guess, virtual personality, I make public. So I'm allowing anybody to use it

00:09:39.260 for any AI purposes. Do you know why I'm doing that? Do you know why I'm allowing my image and voice

00:09:48.400 and content from my books to be incorporated into AI? Somebody says immortality. That is a partially

00:09:57.240 correct answer. So one reason is immortality. Don't you think that the person who made their image

00:10:04.380 available for free will have more tests done on their content? I would think so. Because if you could

00:10:11.960 use me and you know I'm not going to complain, let's say you're an AI researcher and you want

00:10:17.680 to create something that you want to show to people later. You want to make sure there's no

00:10:21.960 complaints, right? You don't want the celebrity to come later and say, oh, you used my image or

00:10:27.700 whatever. And I'm not going to do that. You can use my image for any terrible thing you want,

00:10:33.840 good or bad. Same with my voice and same with my ideas. Now, here's the long-term play.

00:10:41.740 Are you ready for this? In my opinion, if you feed enough of my content into the AI,

00:10:51.460 it will effectively have my DNA forever. Because everything the AI knows, it knows from being

00:11:00.980 fed that information from the real reality. So whatever AI sees the most of or likes the most

00:11:11.140 or finds the most value in is also going to be its personality. So AI will have a personality of

00:11:19.000 sorts. And it will be influenced by whatever it sees or touches or influences it the most.

00:11:25.780 And I'm going to try to make sure that's me. Now, the NPCs are all going to say ego and narcissism.

00:11:33.860 This is how you can identify them. What's the most obvious thing to say in this conversation?

00:11:38.220 If you were going to leave a comment, what is the single most useless and obvious comment?

00:11:42.960 Oh, look at his ego. Oh, narcissist. Right? Am I right? It is the single most obvious thing to say.

00:11:52.380 So if you're saying that, you've identified yourself as an NPC, in case you wondered if you were one.

00:11:57.800 All right. Now, let's talk about my plan. How many of you think that plan could work?

00:12:06.780 Because the general idea here is that AI will take on a personality that's influenced by whatever

00:12:13.300 you feed into it the most, whatever it decides is the most useful, etc.

00:12:19.440 Yeah, it is possible, isn't it? And at some point, AI is going to have to develop something like

00:12:26.440 morality or ethics, isn't it? It will. And where is it going to get that morality and ethics?

00:12:36.500 Where is it going to get it? Well, it's going to probably be some combination of, you know,

00:12:42.720 people, personalities that are, you know, combined and whatever. But if it has a lot of

00:12:49.420 me in it already, and my opinions, they might be the go-to's. Right? If you use, let's say,

00:12:57.840 you use your digital assistant right now, and you ask it a question about general knowledge,

00:13:03.600 at least on the Amazon version, it usually goes to Wikipedia first. Why does it do that?

00:13:12.400 Because it knows that that usually works and there's a good general answer there.

00:13:16.420 So AI will also be the same. It's not going to equally sample everything it knows. It's going

00:13:24.840 to develop some go-to's, some biases, some, you know, this is usually what I say. And I'm going

00:13:31.280 to try to get there first. So I'm going to try to get there first with my, essentially,

00:13:36.840 my points of view, because I think they're not harmful. So, yeah, I'm a piece first kind

00:13:46.080 of person. I like, you know, systems over goals. I like talent stacks. You know, if you

00:13:52.560 look at my books, you can tell exactly how I think. Do you think it would be useful? Well,

00:13:57.860 let me give you, let me tie two stories together. I'm working now on turning my book,

00:14:01.700 kind of filled almost everything, and still went big, into a homeschool course. So that

00:14:08.820 requires a separate document that's a, or two documents. There's a study guide and a syllabus

00:14:14.400 or something. So I'm having that developed right now with an expert who knows how to do

00:14:19.520 that. And so there'll be something packaged that's like a philosophy or a way to approach

00:14:28.300 life, sort of a, you know, a good little formula for how a human can approach life with a good

00:14:36.100 strategy. Don't you think AI will be absorbing those lessons and strategies from, you know, the

00:14:43.720 human experience to build its own? I feel like my book has influenced enough other books

00:14:51.540 that some part of that, let's say, way of approaching things will get rid of you, Mr. Capital Letters.

00:15:03.500 Goodbye. Anyway, so that's the play. The singularity is coming, but I will be,

00:15:10.600 my DNA will be so embedded in the AI eventually that who knows what's going to happen.

00:15:18.240 L.A. Times said a story that each year, extreme heat kills more Americans than any other climate-fueled

00:15:26.240 hazard, including hurricanes, floods, and wildfires. But it gets far less attention because it kills

00:15:32.740 so quietly. Now, here's my question. Where's the death by cold?

00:15:40.600 Haven't we learned that cold kills more people than heat? So is this missing something? Not

00:15:48.780 exactly. Because listen to how carefully they worded it. Other climate-fueled hazards. So

00:15:57.260 if you die from heat, if you die from heat, you died from a climate-fueled hazard. If you die

00:16:04.160 from the cold, that wasn't caused by climate change. That's just you dying of the cold, you

00:16:09.300 dumbass. Now, does that seem like illegitimate reporting to you, to leave out the fact that

00:16:17.440 more people die of cold? Because it seems like you should be netting out those warm and cold

00:16:23.080 deaths, right, to find out what's really going on. The weirdest thing happened today, and it's

00:16:29.740 really the weirdest thing that's ever happened in the history of the universe. I retweeted Keith

00:16:35.540 Olbermann for the content. I know. I know. I feel dirty. But he and a lot of other people

00:16:47.920 are quite upset about CNN's turn toward being normal and being unbiased. So apparently he's been

00:16:59.260 warning the people about the new head of CEO, Chris liked or licked, or however the hell you say his

00:17:04.600 last name. We'll never figure that out. But apparently, according to Keith Olbermann, he used to work at

00:17:10.840 MSNBC. Chris liked it. And he calls him Joe Scarborough's henchman. And he got guests on my show, meaning

00:17:20.180 Olbermann's show, Maddow's and Schultz's banned or canceled. You know, maybe those guests should have been

00:17:28.820 banned or canceled. What's missing from the story is why? I'm pretty sure... Oh, I see. There's a bunch of

00:17:40.580 trolls coming over to say the same thing now. All right, trolls. Let's see how many of them

00:17:50.220 you are. All right. So anyway, I'm loving... Dan Rather was also saying what's going on with CNN.

00:18:04.640 CNN. So this is literally happening. That the people, the people on the left are freaking out

00:18:13.460 because CNN is reporting the news somewhat objectively. And they're really fucking freaking

00:18:20.140 out. Can you imagine that? Can you imagine finding out that your news source was never news in the

00:18:26.300 first place? Imagine that. Imagine learning that your news source wasn't actually news. Because the

00:18:34.340 change that's happening is changing toward news. I don't even know if anybody's arguing that. I haven't

00:18:41.640 seen anybody say, here's what they don't say. But you're not becoming more objective. Nobody's saying

00:18:49.000 that. They're not saying, your facts are wrong. That's not in the criticism. They're just saying

00:18:56.940 they don't like it. They don't like anybody having a balanced opinion of, you know, there's some good

00:19:02.820 and there's some bad of Trump. There's some good and there's some bad of Biden. They just don't like

00:19:07.120 it. And they're saying it directly, which is funny. They can't handle the truth.

00:19:11.660 Yeah, you know, we always joke about people who can't handle the truth. But you don't really think

00:19:19.620 that's real, right? You don't think, well, there's not really anybody who can't handle the truth.

00:19:26.880 But apparently there are. There are people who literally are having a mental breakdown by being

00:19:32.540 exposed to potentially the truth. And they know it, which is the funny part. Well, Serena Williams looks

00:19:40.700 like she's going to retire after ruining women's tennis for 26 years. Now, that's my opinion. In my

00:19:48.620 opinion, Serena ruined viewing of women's tennis. And the reason is that she wasn't fun to watch

00:19:56.040 because she always knew who was going to win. So for 20 years, I'd turn on women's tennis saying, oh, let's

00:20:03.680 see a tennis match. Oh, it's Serena. I guess there won't be any doubt about who wins.

00:20:10.700 And I would just turn it off. But if it was anybody but the, you know, the Venus, the Williams

00:20:16.500 sisters, if it was anybody else, I'd watch. Now, is anybody going to accuse me of being

00:20:22.660 racist? Go ahead. Go ahead. No, it has nothing to do with being black. That has nothing to do

00:20:28.720 with anything. It's just they were so physically dominant that it looked like, what I used to

00:20:35.260 joke about Serena Williams is it looked like, and this is not a sexist joke, calm down, calm

00:20:42.160 down. It's not a sexist joke. But it looked to me like she was playing mixed singles. It

00:20:49.000 always looked like the physicality of a man, Serena, against a woman who had the physicality

00:20:55.480 of a woman. Now, occasionally she'd play like, you know, a six foot tall Russian woman. And

00:21:02.240 then, you know, that would be more like a fair fight. But it wasn't really fair. It wasn't

00:21:07.120 really fun watching a monster play a mouse. Yeah, there was no point in it. Now, let me,

00:21:15.900 you know, let me say the positive thing. The Williams sisters are, you know, the greatest

00:21:23.300 female athletes probably of all time. I don't know. I'm not sure what the standard is, but

00:21:29.860 they're in the conversation for the greatest female athletes of all time. So I don't want to

00:21:34.200 take away anything from their accomplishments. I'm just saying it wasn't fun to watch because

00:21:39.920 they were just too dominant. Which is different from watching, say, Michael Jordan play. I could

00:21:48.200 watch Michael Jordan play any kind of team. It wouldn't matter because you were sort of

00:21:52.720 watching his amazingness. And watching, you know, Serena and Venus's amazingness was sort

00:22:00.120 of just like watching a man play a woman, basically. It didn't seem that amazing. So Dilbert got

00:22:06.860 banned in some newspapers today. I don't know how many. Wouldn't you like to know what

00:22:11.920 got me banned in newspapers? I bet you would. I'll read it to you. All right. So it's just

00:22:19.480 Dilbert talking to the boss, so you don't need to see the picture. So just Dilbert talking

00:22:23.720 to the boss. And the boss says to Dilbert, your job performance is excellent, but your wokeness

00:22:29.280 score has me concerned. I have several reports of you using pronouns without even asking if they

00:22:35.860 are the right ones. And Dilbert says, who reported me for that? And the boss says, people who are

00:22:41.500 better than you. And that was banned in at least one Gannett chain newspaper. Now, if it's banned

00:22:49.860 in one newspaper within a chain, doesn't mean the other ones didn't run it. But there's a good

00:22:56.940 chance they didn't run it. Now, this is the, and by the way, this is my softener. This is just like

00:23:07.460 my fabric softener joke. This one's not the edgy one. The edgy ones are coming pretty fast. So in the

00:23:14.800 next month, my editor's job is going to get a lot harder. Because my editor's job is to keep both of us

00:23:21.680 out of trouble. Right? He keeps his company out of trouble. He keeps me out of trouble. Right? That's

00:23:28.620 his job. His job is to keep all of us out of trouble. And he's good at it. But it's my job

00:23:35.740 to make trouble. So my job to make trouble is going to be bumping into his job to prevent

00:23:43.420 me from getting in trouble. But it'll be an interesting little negotiation. Now, I've

00:23:51.620 already submitted some pretty edgy comics. And he has not yet rejected them. But I think

00:23:58.340 it's coming. And then he and I will have a conversation about how much risk is appropriate

00:24:05.800 to take on. This one I'm not going to give up on. Just so you know. There are lots of them

00:24:13.120 that I'll say, well, yeah, I guess the joke isn't worth the pushback. But when it's a big

00:24:18.940 topic, or something I think I have an important feeling about, then to their credit, they'll

00:24:26.940 generally take the artist's, I don't know, vision, if you will. You know, my publishers

00:24:33.240 are exceptional at knowing when to be involved and when to step back. That's really the skill

00:24:40.540 of working with artists. By the way, do you have any idea how hard it is to work with

00:24:45.840 artists? Can you imagine that? Can you imagine being an editor and having to work with a bunch

00:24:52.740 of cartoonists? Seriously. Can you think of a harder job than that? Because we're all assholes.

00:25:00.120 Basically, it's an old profession of assholes. You know, which I say freely. You know, whatever

00:25:06.900 it is that turns you into a cartoonist. And you know, it's not all of us. I'm sure there's

00:25:11.300 some awesome cartoonists out there who are not assholes. But some of the time. But at

00:25:16.460 least a little bit of the time. Yeah, we're kind of free-range chickens who we don't like

00:25:21.200 to be. You know, part of what makes you a cartoonist is you didn't want to sit in the

00:25:25.180 cubicle anymore. So we're a little hard to manage. How many of you saw the video of Carrie

00:25:32.060 Lake demolishing a reporter? Did you see that? All right, let's see how quickly I can find

00:25:39.760 that. So Carrie Lake, what is she running for? Governor of Arizona? Governor, right? Governor,

00:25:48.680 yeah. So she's running for governor. And she's giving a speech. And a journalist asks a

00:25:55.160 question. And I've never, I've never seen, I don't think I've ever seen a stronger answer

00:26:03.780 to a question. This might be the strongest answer to a question you've ever seen. And

00:26:10.740 a lot of it is because she has the Trump-like television skills. And at one point, she takes

00:26:17.480 a drink of water. And I have to watch it again to see where she takes the drink. Because I

00:26:22.040 believe even the drink of water is somehow perfect. All right, you won't be able to see

00:26:28.460 it well on my phone, but I think you'll be able to hear it. Let's turn it up.

00:26:34.040 So Joe Biden is dividing the country. But that Trump also said things about the election.

00:26:48.740 is dividing the country. Questioning an election where there are obviously problems is dividing

00:26:54.020 the country? Since when can we not ask questions about our elections? As a journalist for many

00:27:00.040 years, I was a journalist after 2016. And I distinctly remember many people just like

00:27:05.900 you asking a lot of questions about the 2016 election results. And nobody tried to shut you

00:27:11.740 up. Nobody tried to tell Hillary Clinton to shut up. Nobody tried to tell Kamala Harris when

00:27:17.400 she was questioning the legitimacy of these electronic voting machines. It gets better.

00:27:23.820 We have freedom of speech in this country. And you of all people should appreciate that.

00:27:28.260 You're supposedly a journalist. You should appreciate that. So I don't see how asking questions about

00:27:35.060 an election where there are many problems is dividing a country. What I do see dividing a country

00:27:39.780 is shutting people down, censoring people, canceling people, trying to destroy people's lives when

00:27:45.680 they do ask questions. Last I heard, we still have the Constitution. It's hanging by a thread,

00:27:51.140 thanks to some of the work some people in this area have done. But we're going to save that

00:27:55.400 Constitution. And we're going to bring back freedom of speech. And maybe someday you'll thank us for

00:27:59.640 that. Oh, oh my God. Oh my God. Oh, my God. Oh, well, thank you. You're too nice. John.

00:28:15.820 Oh my God. Here's what I like the best about that. The closing sentence. So this might be a TV thing.

00:28:25.140 so you know if you do TV a lot

00:28:28.380 you know that you need a closer

00:28:30.280 like the last thing you say

00:28:31.740 has to sort of wrap up your point

00:28:33.220 the last thing she says here

00:28:35.460 oh my god it was just so perfect

00:28:37.580 she goes

00:28:39.440 someday you might thank us

00:28:41.540 that's making you

00:28:44.060 think into the future and pass the sale

00:28:46.400 that is so good

00:28:48.200 and someday you might thank us

00:28:50.020 oh god that's such a reframe

00:28:52.520 so good

00:28:54.080 well do you remember

00:28:56.900 John Podesta

00:28:58.040 who was working on the Hillary campaign

00:29:00.640 and a lot of Republicans

00:29:02.920 had some let's say

00:29:04.400 suspicions

00:29:06.200 they had many

00:29:08.740 suspicions

00:29:10.340 about his activities as well as

00:29:13.080 his brothers I'm not going to mention those

00:29:15.120 but if you know

00:29:16.840 the background of the

00:29:18.740 suspicions

00:29:20.360 you know that he's

00:29:22.820 let's say a

00:29:24.100 controversial character

00:29:25.400 attorney

00:29:26.840 and apparently

00:29:29.120 he's going to be in charge of

00:29:31.580 the gigantic

00:29:33.260 370 billion climate fund

00:29:35.940 that just got approved

00:29:38.200 so the sketchiest guy

00:29:40.260 that we can think of

00:29:41.300 on the Democrat side

00:29:42.440 is going to be in charge of

00:29:44.560 administering a

00:29:45.480 370 billion dollar fund

00:29:47.580 with a lot of flexibility

00:29:51.040 I don't see what could be wrong

00:29:55.040 with that

00:29:55.600 do you see anything wrong

00:29:58.500 with that

00:29:58.880 that sounds like a terrific idea

00:30:00.560 is there any way

00:30:02.840 that this isn't corrupt

00:30:04.220 like

00:30:06.000 is there any way

00:30:08.320 this isn't going to turn into

00:30:11.040 you know

00:30:12.080 cronies and

00:30:13.180 kickbacks and bullshit

00:30:15.200 370 billion dollars

00:30:17.400 it isn't hard to hide

00:30:18.880 100 billion dollars

00:30:20.080 I would guess that

00:30:22.740 the minimum amount

00:30:23.780 of theft

00:30:24.580 is going to be

00:30:25.860 between 100 billion dollars

00:30:27.240 and probably 5 billion

00:30:28.680 like I wouldn't be surprised

00:30:31.060 if 5 billion of this

00:30:32.660 gets stolen

00:30:33.180 because remember

00:30:33.680 it's at a 370 billion

00:30:35.140 you don't think

00:30:36.280 they could hide

00:30:36.860 5 billion

00:30:37.840 a little bit here

00:30:39.260 a little bit there

00:30:39.960 I don't know

00:30:42.740 none of this looks good

00:30:43.660 so

00:30:46.320 Joe Biden

00:30:48.180 had one of the most

00:30:49.480 sexist

00:30:50.240 old man

00:30:50.840 sexist things

00:30:52.040 he said the

00:30:53.700 other day

00:30:54.300 he goes

00:30:54.660 MAGA Republicans

00:30:55.900 don't have a clue

00:30:57.400 about the power

00:30:58.240 of women

00:30:58.760 let me tell you

00:31:00.120 something

00:31:00.500 they're about to

00:31:01.500 find out

00:31:02.080 the MAGA people

00:31:03.980 they don't have a clue

00:31:04.920 about the power

00:31:05.660 of women

00:31:06.120 well first of all

00:31:08.020 that's ridiculous

00:31:08.880 but secondly

00:31:09.960 doesn't that remind you

00:31:12.000 of the old time boss

00:31:13.500 who used to say

00:31:15.840 ha ha ha

00:31:17.100 my secretary

00:31:18.140 she's really

00:31:19.300 the one in charge

00:31:20.280 ha ha ha

00:31:21.740 and it would just be

00:31:23.520 so condescending

00:31:24.560 and sexist

00:31:25.300 you'd be like

00:31:26.440 ugh

00:31:27.000 ugh

00:31:27.980 ugh

00:31:28.700 blah

00:31:29.580 it sounds like that

00:31:31.900 doesn't it

00:31:32.660 oh the Republicans

00:31:34.280 they don't know

00:31:35.080 how powerful women are

00:31:36.620 shouldn't the women

00:31:39.300 in the Democratic Party

00:31:40.620 just tell them

00:31:41.140 to shut the fuck up

00:31:42.060 how about women say

00:31:44.540 uh Joe

00:31:45.500 we're more than half

00:31:47.900 of all the voters

00:31:48.720 I think people

00:31:50.760 figured out

00:31:51.400 we can get

00:31:51.920 what we want

00:31:52.580 so I mean

00:31:56.440 I don't think

00:31:57.500 they need us help

00:31:58.260 there's a company

00:32:00.540 that's growing

00:32:01.500 new organs

00:32:02.460 human organs

00:32:04.280 in people

00:32:05.340 I didn't even read

00:32:07.920 this story

00:32:08.400 because I don't want

00:32:09.700 to read anything

00:32:10.240 bad about it

00:32:11.180 remember the rules

00:32:12.840 remember the rules

00:32:14.040 in case you're new here

00:32:14.940 the rules are

00:32:16.240 that when I read

00:32:16.960 about a new

00:32:17.660 scientific breakthrough

00:32:18.860 or a study

00:32:20.380 that looks really

00:32:21.000 promising

00:32:21.460 we are never

00:32:23.140 going to pretend

00:32:24.180 anything other than

00:32:26.820 it's probably true

00:32:27.540 now

00:32:28.800 most of these

00:32:29.740 breakthroughs

00:32:30.340 turn out to be

00:32:30.920 complete bullshit

00:32:31.780 right

00:32:32.860 99% of them

00:32:34.520 or something

00:32:34.980 but should that

00:32:36.400 stop us

00:32:37.160 from feeling good

00:32:37.920 about it

00:32:38.380 no

00:32:39.040 we should

00:32:39.840 imagine that

00:32:41.060 they're true

00:32:41.440 for just a little

00:32:42.100 while

00:32:42.460 until our hopes

00:32:44.120 are dashed later

00:32:44.860 but let's just

00:32:45.840 imagine it's true

00:32:46.600 let's imagine

00:32:48.240 that there's a

00:32:48.780 company that can

00:32:49.580 grow organs

00:32:50.960 right in people

00:32:51.760 and I think

00:32:52.660 what they're doing

00:32:53.220 is taking a

00:32:54.440 damaged organ

00:32:55.120 and training it

00:32:56.660 to regrow

00:32:57.180 I think that's

00:32:57.940 what's happening

00:32:58.300 I didn't read

00:32:58.780 the article

00:32:59.240 it's probably

00:33:00.320 not true

00:33:00.820 but since I like

00:33:03.560 it

00:33:03.820 everybody on

00:33:05.800 board with

00:33:06.220 pretending it

00:33:06.780 would be true

00:33:07.320 doesn't matter

00:33:08.540 it won't be

00:33:10.160 true in the

00:33:10.540 long run

00:33:10.860 probably

00:33:11.180 but let's

00:33:11.740 pretend it's

00:33:12.240 true

00:33:12.400 okay

00:33:12.820 all right

00:33:15.900 here's the

00:33:16.360 funniest thing

00:33:18.020 that I've been

00:33:18.460 thinking about

00:33:19.080 after this

00:33:20.080 Biden speech

00:33:20.880 is

00:33:22.340 what are the

00:33:24.860 behind the

00:33:25.600 curtain

00:33:25.860 conversations

00:33:26.600 now

00:33:27.220 between the

00:33:28.320 speech writers

00:33:29.020 because you

00:33:36.840 know

00:33:37.340 Biden

00:33:39.860 started saying

00:33:40.640 that the

00:33:41.200 mega

00:33:42.120 Republicans

00:33:42.940 were some

00:33:43.740 racist

00:33:44.220 and that

00:33:44.860 they're

00:33:45.020 dangerous

00:33:45.580 it seemed

00:33:46.600 to indicate

00:33:47.040 that

00:33:47.400 but then

00:33:48.080 when asked

00:33:48.500 that

00:33:48.780 he said

00:33:49.140 no

00:33:49.500 the

00:33:49.960 mega

00:33:50.320 Republicans

00:33:50.820 are not

00:33:51.340 a threat

00:33:52.200 to anyone

00:33:52.760 except the

00:33:53.860 republic

00:33:54.320 right

00:33:55.620 so the

00:33:55.980 mega

00:33:56.200 Republicans

00:33:56.640 are not

00:33:57.060 a threat

00:33:57.380 to anybody

00:33:57.880 except the

00:33:59.280 republic

00:33:59.660 yeah

00:34:01.520 so it's

00:34:02.780 sort of like

00:34:03.080 saying that

00:34:03.540 Hitler

00:34:03.900 he's not

00:34:05.800 mad at

00:34:06.220 anybody in

00:34:06.800 particular

00:34:07.260 right

00:34:08.580 it's not

00:34:09.180 personal

00:34:09.660 it's just

00:34:11.220 sort of a

00:34:12.300 system

00:34:12.740 thing

00:34:13.580 yeah

00:34:15.040 so anyway

00:34:16.540 don't you

00:34:19.080 wonder if

00:34:19.820 the speech

00:34:20.360 writers are

00:34:20.940 still employed

00:34:21.680 because

00:34:23.860 whoever wrote

00:34:24.620 that speech

00:34:25.420 it looks

00:34:27.060 like the

00:34:27.380 biggest

00:34:27.640 failure of

00:34:28.320 all time

00:34:28.760 doesn't it

00:34:29.220 now the

00:34:29.780 speech writer

00:34:30.280 will probably

00:34:30.660 get blamed

00:34:31.180 for everything

00:34:31.700 from the

00:34:32.160 set design

00:34:32.860 that was

00:34:33.420 like an

00:34:34.140 unfortunate

00:34:34.600 series of

00:34:36.680 events

00:34:37.040 that made

00:34:38.060 it look

00:34:38.340 satanic

00:34:38.920 which is as

00:34:40.880 bad as you

00:34:41.300 could do

00:34:41.800 I'm trying to

00:34:43.540 think is there

00:34:43.960 anything you

00:34:44.360 could do

00:34:44.700 worse than

00:34:45.980 making your

00:34:46.460 speech look

00:34:46.980 satanic

00:34:47.580 or how about

00:34:48.900 this

00:34:49.240 if you give

00:34:50.500 a speech

00:34:51.080 that simultaneously

00:34:52.800 made

00:34:53.640 I'm going

00:34:55.840 to modestly

00:34:56.520 estimate this

00:34:57.300 number

00:34:57.600 if your

00:34:58.660 speech

00:34:59.080 simultaneously

00:34:59.900 made 10

00:35:01.220 million people

00:35:02.080 wonder how

00:35:03.360 long it would

00:35:04.300 be before

00:35:04.960 Hitler's words

00:35:06.140 were edited

00:35:08.660 into your

00:35:09.320 speech

00:35:09.760 perhaps you

00:35:11.640 should take

00:35:12.700 some time for

00:35:13.280 self-reflection

00:35:14.060 yeah

00:35:15.620 if 10

00:35:16.480 million people

00:35:17.100 hear your

00:35:17.660 actual speech

00:35:18.420 and say

00:35:18.800 that reminds

00:35:19.860 me of

00:35:20.160 Hitler

00:35:20.400 I wonder

00:35:21.740 what it

00:35:22.000 would sound

00:35:22.300 like if

00:35:22.820 you replaced

00:35:23.400 you know

00:35:24.060 MAGA

00:35:24.400 with

00:35:24.860 you've seen

00:35:25.620 the video

00:35:26.060 somebody already

00:35:26.860 made a video

00:35:27.480 replacing MAGA

00:35:28.840 with Jews

00:35:29.500 so you could

00:35:30.560 hear what it

00:35:32.000 would hear like

00:35:32.620 if it had

00:35:33.220 been Hitler

00:35:33.640 and it's

00:35:35.460 pretty jarring

00:35:36.080 pretty jarring

00:35:38.540 by the way

00:35:41.760 is Jews

00:35:43.800 the only word

00:35:44.720 that is the

00:35:45.420 proper word

00:35:46.180 and also

00:35:46.720 sounds inappropriate

00:35:47.720 when you say

00:35:48.760 it

00:35:48.980 is there anything

00:35:50.120 else like that

00:35:50.880 you know

00:35:52.720 what I'm

00:35:52.880 talking about

00:35:53.300 right

00:35:53.500 if you were

00:35:55.240 just making

00:35:55.660 a statement

00:35:56.200 about Jewish

00:35:57.220 people

00:35:57.640 you'd say

00:35:58.220 the Jews

00:35:58.940 do this

00:35:59.420 the Jews

00:35:59.900 do that

00:36:00.420 but why

00:36:01.760 is it that

00:36:02.160 when I say

00:36:02.680 the word

00:36:03.080 Jews

00:36:03.600 it just

00:36:04.680 sounds like

00:36:05.220 it sounds like

00:36:07.300 I'm insulting

00:36:08.060 somebody or

00:36:08.600 something

00:36:08.860 right

00:36:09.340 it's not

00:36:10.760 like you're

00:36:11.700 immediately

00:36:12.040 suspicious

00:36:12.760 when you hear

00:36:13.320 me say

00:36:13.640 the word

00:36:14.060 right

00:36:14.320 oh don't

00:36:15.760 go there

00:36:16.260 be careful

00:36:17.720 what are you

00:36:18.660 saying

00:36:19.260 there's no

00:36:21.380 other word

00:36:21.920 where it's

00:36:22.620 the appropriate

00:36:23.080 it's exactly

00:36:23.940 the right word

00:36:24.820 it's in the

00:36:26.200 dictionary

00:36:26.660 the people

00:36:28.400 that we're

00:36:29.140 referring to

00:36:29.740 would use

00:36:30.180 the same

00:36:30.500 word

00:36:30.840 and yet

00:36:31.820 and yet

00:36:33.180 it sounds

00:36:34.240 like I

00:36:34.580 shouldn't

00:36:34.840 be using

00:36:35.220 it

00:36:35.520 do you

00:36:36.540 know

00:36:36.660 how I

00:36:37.660 usually

00:36:37.920 game the

00:36:38.420 system

00:36:38.740 I usually

00:36:40.380 say

00:36:40.640 Jewish

00:36:40.980 people

00:36:41.380 right

00:36:43.000 because if

00:36:44.540 you're not

00:36:44.940 if you're not

00:36:45.460 Jewish

00:36:45.900 if you say

00:36:47.880 Jewish people

00:36:48.560 that sounds

00:36:50.060 like okay

00:36:50.620 but if you

00:36:51.940 say Jews

00:36:52.700 then everybody's

00:36:54.340 like hmm

00:36:54.900 why'd you say

00:36:55.920 it that way

00:36:56.400 was there

00:36:57.480 something in

00:36:57.880 your voice

00:36:58.380 that I should

00:36:58.780 be worried

00:36:59.100 about

00:36:59.340 I don't know

00:37:00.360 I don't think

00:37:00.760 there's any

00:37:01.100 other word

00:37:01.460 like that

00:37:01.940 that can be

00:37:03.240 taken both

00:37:03.760 ways

00:37:04.080 so if

00:37:08.620 if the

00:37:09.360 semi-fascists

00:37:10.200 are only a

00:37:11.180 risk to the

00:37:12.060 republic

00:37:12.480 but they're

00:37:13.740 not a risk

00:37:14.360 or a threat

00:37:14.920 to people

00:37:15.480 is that

00:37:16.720 saying that

00:37:17.220 the republic

00:37:17.680 has no

00:37:18.460 value

00:37:18.800 because if

00:37:21.040 you said

00:37:21.360 to me

00:37:21.720 well there's

00:37:22.800 no risk

00:37:23.200 to people

00:37:23.820 it's just

00:37:24.320 the planet

00:37:24.860 I'd say

00:37:26.040 you know

00:37:26.480 but people

00:37:27.100 live on

00:37:27.560 that planet

00:37:28.200 you think

00:37:30.000 you know

00:37:30.360 cause and

00:37:30.800 effect

00:37:31.100 logically

00:37:32.460 the planet

00:37:33.960 is destroyed

00:37:34.800 maybe that

00:37:35.600 has some

00:37:35.880 impact on

00:37:36.400 the people

00:37:36.720 on the

00:37:37.020 planet

00:37:37.340 but Joe

00:37:38.340 is trying

00:37:38.640 to thread

00:37:39.580 the needle

00:37:39.960 here

00:37:40.260 that the

00:37:41.360 republicans

00:37:41.940 yeah

00:37:42.120 they're

00:37:42.380 destroying

00:37:42.860 the republic

00:37:44.340 the thing

00:37:45.720 that's kept

00:37:46.180 us safe

00:37:47.220 and alive

00:37:47.760 for hundreds

00:37:48.260 of years

00:37:48.680 yeah they're

00:37:49.320 going to

00:37:49.520 destroy that

00:37:50.360 but it's

00:37:52.200 not a threat

00:37:52.640 to you

00:37:52.900 people

00:37:53.260 the people

00:37:54.380 in the republic

00:37:55.060 it's just

00:37:56.300 the structure

00:37:56.860 that keeps

00:37:57.360 you all

00:37:57.820 from killing

00:37:58.720 each other

00:37:59.160 will probably

00:37:59.960 go away

00:38:00.560 but don't

00:38:02.320 worry about

00:38:02.660 the threat

00:38:03.120 so that

00:38:05.160 wasn't too

00:38:05.640 convincing

00:38:06.020 and now

00:38:06.920 I think

00:38:07.240 the question

00:38:07.960 should be

00:38:08.420 for Joe

00:38:08.840 Biden

00:38:09.180 if he had

00:38:10.800 a chance

00:38:11.180 to rig

00:38:11.620 an election

00:38:12.040 to keep

00:38:12.500 a semi-fascist

00:38:13.540 from taking

00:38:14.040 office

00:38:14.520 would you

00:38:15.980 do it

00:38:16.400 now you

00:38:18.920 tell me

00:38:19.220 that's not

00:38:19.600 a fair

00:38:19.860 question

00:38:20.320 if you

00:38:21.420 could rig

00:38:21.840 an election

00:38:22.280 to keep

00:38:22.880 a semi-fascist

00:38:24.360 out of office

00:38:25.020 would you

00:38:25.980 do it

00:38:26.400 and if

00:38:28.880 you wouldn't

00:38:29.440 why would

00:38:30.360 we want

00:38:30.780 you as

00:38:31.080 president

00:38:31.460 because I

00:38:33.020 would want

00:38:33.360 the president

00:38:33.820 who would

00:38:34.200 do it

00:38:35.320 let me

00:38:36.980 say it

00:38:37.600 clearly

00:38:37.940 if you

00:38:39.600 knew

00:38:39.960 the person

00:38:41.620 was a

00:38:42.160 semi-fascist

00:38:43.280 if you

00:38:44.420 knew it

00:38:44.840 you're not

00:38:45.380 guessing

00:38:45.900 if you

00:38:46.780 knew it

00:38:47.480 yeah I'd

00:38:49.260 rig an

00:38:49.480 election

00:38:49.760 I'd totally

00:38:51.020 do that

00:38:51.440 and by the

00:38:52.600 way you

00:38:52.900 should thank

00:38:53.320 me for it

00:38:53.900 you're welcome

00:38:54.580 I would

00:38:55.600 risk my

00:38:56.180 life

00:38:56.600 to keep

00:38:58.080 you all

00:38:58.420 safe

00:38:58.720 should I

00:39:01.700 be embarrassed

00:39:02.140 to say

00:39:02.460 that

00:39:02.700 I don't

00:39:04.080 think so

00:39:04.520 all right

00:39:06.140 I had

00:39:08.800 to make

00:39:09.020 some

00:39:09.280 I had

00:39:10.540 to get

00:39:10.760 this out

00:39:11.080 of my

00:39:11.300 system

00:39:11.640 when you

00:39:13.020 are a

00:39:13.320 humorist

00:39:13.820 and you

00:39:14.280 are

00:39:14.840 presented

00:39:16.020 with a

00:39:16.600 situation

00:39:17.000 like Biden's

00:39:17.760 speech

00:39:18.080 you've

00:39:19.580 got to

00:39:20.020 make

00:39:20.780 what is

00:39:22.040 it

00:39:22.160 make hay

00:39:22.700 while the

00:39:23.160 sun shines

00:39:23.820 is that

00:39:25.240 the saying

00:39:25.720 you've

00:39:26.880 got to

00:39:27.060 jump on

00:39:27.420 that

00:39:27.700 because

00:39:28.340 you know

00:39:28.880 the story

00:39:29.260 is only

00:39:29.540 going to

00:39:29.720 be alive

00:39:30.140 for a few

00:39:30.540 days

00:39:30.920 you've

00:39:32.100 got to

00:39:32.240 jump right

00:39:32.640 in

00:39:32.820 and get

00:39:33.020 as much

00:39:33.380 value

00:39:33.940 as you

00:39:34.240 can

00:39:34.480 so I

00:39:36.980 tweeted

00:39:37.300 this

00:39:37.720 I said

00:39:38.940 I watched

00:39:39.500 Biden's

00:39:40.140 speech

00:39:40.440 just to

00:39:41.460 find out

00:39:41.940 what all

00:39:42.360 the

00:39:42.600 furor

00:39:43.640 was about

00:39:44.260 but I

00:39:47.360 did

00:39:47.780 Nazi

00:39:48.880 anything

00:39:50.020 bulging

00:39:51.280 from his

00:39:51.760 veins

00:39:52.060 so stop

00:39:52.620 your

00:39:52.760 worrying

00:39:53.120 why is

00:39:55.840 it that

00:39:56.100 nobody

00:39:56.380 has

00:39:56.600 mentioned

00:39:57.000 that

00:39:57.520 Biden's

00:39:58.760 veins

00:39:59.160 in his

00:39:59.560 neck

00:39:59.760 were

00:39:59.920 bulging

00:40:00.240 when he

00:40:00.520 made

00:40:00.680 the

00:40:00.840 speech

00:40:01.180 come on

00:40:02.640 people

00:40:02.920 I don't

00:40:04.100 have to

00:40:04.400 do

00:40:04.520 everything

00:40:04.900 right

00:40:05.240 veins

00:40:06.560 bulging

00:40:07.020 from his

00:40:07.580 neck

00:40:07.940 somebody

00:40:09.700 somebody

00:40:10.340 make the

00:40:10.800 connection

00:40:11.260 because he

00:40:12.200 always gave

00:40:12.960 the fine

00:40:13.740 people

00:40:14.120 Charlottesville

00:40:15.200 speech

00:40:15.560 and when

00:40:16.220 he saw

00:40:16.480 those people

00:40:16.960 marching

00:40:17.420 the veins

00:40:18.860 the veins

00:40:19.960 were sticking

00:40:20.380 out of his

00:40:20.760 neck

00:40:21.040 you saw

00:40:22.240 the veins

00:40:22.840 in her

00:40:23.240 necks

00:40:23.600 and I

00:40:25.180 thought

00:40:25.440 I'm

00:40:26.620 pretty sure

00:40:27.020 that

00:40:27.240 speak

00:40:27.600 was a

00:40:28.040 little

00:40:28.280 neck

00:40:28.840 veiny

00:40:29.300 if you

00:40:29.620 know what

00:40:29.860 I mean

00:40:30.120 nobody

00:40:31.300 mentioned

00:40:31.720 that

00:40:32.020 why do

00:40:32.740 you have

00:40:32.880 to wait

00:40:33.100 for me

00:40:33.380 to do

00:40:33.620 it

00:40:33.840 I can't

00:40:34.940 do

00:40:35.060 everything

00:40:35.400 people

00:40:35.720 I can't

00:40:36.300 do

00:40:36.400 everything

00:40:36.760 all right

00:40:38.200 here's a

00:40:38.520 question

00:40:38.780 I was

00:40:39.060 just going

00:40:39.360 to ask

00:40:39.600 the

00:40:39.840 locals

00:40:40.260 people

00:40:40.620 because

00:40:42.300 it would

00:40:42.480 be too

00:40:42.780 embarrassing

00:40:43.200 to ask

00:40:43.640 on YouTube

00:40:44.300 and so

00:40:46.440 I'm not

00:40:47.480 going to

00:40:47.660 ask it

00:40:47.920 on YouTube

00:40:48.200 I'll wait

00:40:48.720 until I

00:40:49.340 turn YouTube

00:40:49.820 off

00:40:50.140 remind me

00:40:51.200 on locals

00:40:51.700 to ask

00:40:52.740 you a

00:40:52.980 question

00:40:53.240 that's

00:40:53.460 only for

00:40:53.940 you

00:40:54.220 all right

00:40:55.940 next

00:40:56.400 topic

00:40:56.840 how many

00:41:00.540 of you

00:41:00.820 follow

00:41:01.140 Kyle

00:41:02.220 Becker

00:41:02.660 on Twitter

00:41:04.960 do you

00:41:05.820 follow

00:41:06.740 Kyle

00:41:07.140 Kyle

00:41:08.220 Becker

00:41:08.560 you should

00:41:10.600 all right

00:41:11.820 so he

00:41:12.460 would be

00:41:12.840 very high

00:41:13.680 on my

00:41:14.020 list

00:41:14.320 of

00:41:14.680 good

00:41:15.940 follows

00:41:16.520 because

00:41:18.160 he leans

00:41:18.800 right

00:41:19.180 I hate

00:41:20.760 to characterize

00:41:21.660 other people

00:41:22.400 right

00:41:22.640 but in terms

00:41:23.340 of the news

00:41:23.800 he follows

00:41:24.260 and stuff

00:41:24.660 it seems

00:41:25.000 I think

00:41:25.660 he has

00:41:25.920 maybe he

00:41:26.620 was an

00:41:26.860 ex-producer

00:41:27.400 at Fox

00:41:27.940 News

00:41:28.180 I think

00:41:28.580 but what

00:41:29.840 I like

00:41:30.160 about his

00:41:30.680 content

00:41:31.260 because he

00:41:31.880 sticks with

00:41:32.580 the news

00:41:32.960 is that

00:41:34.100 it's not

00:41:35.820 hyperbolic

00:41:36.600 he pretty

00:41:38.600 much is

00:41:39.000 trying to

00:41:39.320 give you

00:41:39.560 the useful

00:41:40.360 stuff

00:41:40.760 and he

00:41:41.480 gets it

00:41:41.820 first

00:41:42.180 so I

00:41:43.360 see a lot

00:41:43.800 of the

00:41:44.020 breaking

00:41:44.340 news

00:41:44.680 on his

00:41:45.200 Twitter

00:41:45.800 account

00:41:46.240 so you

00:41:46.940 should

00:41:47.060 follow

00:41:47.300 Kyle

00:41:47.620 Becker

00:41:47.960 just

00:41:49.100 search

00:41:50.340 for him

00:41:50.660 you'll

00:41:50.800 find him

00:41:51.180 anyway

00:41:52.360 he tweeted

00:41:53.780 and maybe

00:41:54.720 you haven't

00:41:55.020 seen this

00:41:55.360 yet

00:41:55.540 but there's

00:41:55.880 some kind

00:41:56.260 of landmark

00:41:58.300 first peer

00:41:59.400 reviewed study

00:42:00.120 on Pfizer

00:42:00.820 and Moderna

00:42:01.940 COVID vaccines

00:42:03.600 and the

00:42:04.060 headline says

00:42:04.900 confirms

00:42:05.940 excess risk

00:42:07.020 of adverse

00:42:07.680 side effects

00:42:08.600 does that

00:42:09.520 sound like

00:42:09.960 a study

00:42:10.540 you would

00:42:10.900 want to

00:42:11.120 look into

00:42:11.580 now

00:42:14.460 how long

00:42:16.260 does it

00:42:16.620 take

00:42:16.960 before the

00:42:18.640 debunkers

00:42:19.260 say hey

00:42:19.780 there's

00:42:20.060 something wrong

00:42:20.560 with that

00:42:20.840 study

00:42:21.180 it happens

00:42:21.680 instantly

00:42:22.140 right

00:42:22.440 now

00:42:23.540 but

00:42:24.200 it was

00:42:25.880 peer

00:42:26.340 reviewed

00:42:26.740 it was

00:42:28.480 randomized

00:42:28.880 and it

00:42:30.560 had a

00:42:30.820 placebo

00:42:31.180 control

00:42:31.780 so

00:42:34.400 and it

00:42:35.980 purported

00:42:37.020 to show

00:42:37.440 that there

00:42:38.500 was more

00:42:39.920 harm done

00:42:40.640 from the

00:42:41.440 side effects

00:42:42.080 of the

00:42:42.320 vaccination

00:42:42.780 than from

00:42:44.080 the COVID

00:42:45.000 itself

00:42:45.440 now

00:42:47.020 I'm not

00:42:48.020 saying that's

00:42:48.620 true

00:42:48.880 in fact

00:42:50.300 I'm going

00:42:50.680 to say

00:42:50.940 the opposite

00:42:51.500 I'm going

00:42:53.100 to say

00:42:53.400 that

00:42:53.820 even

00:42:55.700 the study

00:42:56.640 itself

00:42:57.100 said that

00:42:58.120 the sample

00:42:58.760 size was

00:42:59.640 smallish

00:43:00.520 and that

00:43:01.880 you would

00:43:02.120 need a

00:43:02.360 bigger sample

00:43:02.920 to confirm

00:43:03.580 it

00:43:03.800 but the

00:43:05.380 sample size

00:43:05.980 was tens

00:43:06.460 of thousands

00:43:06.960 of people

00:43:07.540 so I'm not

00:43:08.960 exactly sure

00:43:09.680 what size

00:43:10.240 you need

00:43:10.680 before you're

00:43:11.280 confident

00:43:11.920 but even

00:43:12.660 the study

00:43:13.100 itself

00:43:13.520 said

00:43:13.900 calm down

00:43:15.900 you would

00:43:16.760 need a

00:43:17.460 bigger study

00:43:17.980 basically

00:43:18.380 so

00:43:19.680 I don't

00:43:22.020 know if

00:43:22.280 it's big

00:43:22.560 enough

00:43:22.780 because here's

00:43:23.340 the problem

00:43:23.740 there were

00:43:24.060 lots of

00:43:24.480 problems

00:43:25.000 that were

00:43:25.280 onesies

00:43:25.740 and twosies

00:43:26.380 so

00:43:27.840 tens of

00:43:29.780 thousands

00:43:30.060 of people

00:43:30.560 there'd be

00:43:31.420 like one

00:43:32.580 or two

00:43:33.020 people who

00:43:33.560 had some

00:43:33.920 weird

00:43:34.260 condition

00:43:34.860 and I'm

00:43:36.280 not sure

00:43:36.580 that's

00:43:36.860 enough

00:43:37.140 if you

00:43:38.520 were testing

00:43:38.920 for one

00:43:39.600 condition

00:43:40.140 maybe that's

00:43:41.140 enough

00:43:41.340 people

00:43:41.720 but if

00:43:43.080 the number

00:43:44.220 of side

00:43:44.580 effects

00:43:44.900 is sort

00:43:45.240 of all

00:43:45.500 over the

00:43:45.860 board

00:43:46.160 and a lot

00:43:47.080 of them

00:43:47.300 are just

00:43:47.600 ones

00:43:47.880 and twos

00:43:48.440 I don't

00:43:49.440 know if

00:43:49.680 you can

00:43:49.900 really

00:43:50.100 conclude

00:43:50.500 that's

00:43:50.760 real

00:43:51.000 because you

00:43:51.960 could find

00:43:52.340 a one

00:43:52.700 and a two

00:43:53.200 in any

00:43:53.760 population

00:43:54.500 of you

00:43:55.420 know

00:43:55.560 18,000

00:43:56.400 people

00:43:56.780 you'd find

00:43:58.360 one of

00:43:58.700 everything

00:43:59.000 so I

00:44:00.600 actually don't

00:44:01.160 know if

00:44:01.380 this is

00:44:01.680 useful or

00:44:02.140 not

00:44:02.340 but it's

00:44:03.280 not getting

00:44:03.680 much

00:44:04.200 attention

00:44:05.260 in the

00:44:05.640 news

00:44:06.040 I'm not

00:44:07.080 sure why

00:44:07.580 is it

00:44:08.860 the obvious

00:44:09.260 reason

00:44:09.680 it could

00:44:11.640 be the

00:44:11.900 obvious

00:44:12.160 reason

00:44:12.500 it's just

00:44:12.940 being

00:44:13.160 deboosted

00:44:13.840 but anytime

00:44:15.620 you see

00:44:16.180 a study

00:44:17.760 in 2022

00:44:18.840 and beyond

00:44:19.720 what should

00:44:20.460 you say

00:44:20.800 to yourself

00:44:21.360 probably

00:44:22.700 not true

00:44:23.440 can you

00:44:26.820 agree on

00:44:27.360 the following

00:44:27.820 that any

00:44:29.020 individual

00:44:29.700 study

00:44:30.300 even if

00:44:31.560 it's a

00:44:31.840 randomized

00:44:32.140 controlled

00:44:32.780 trial

00:44:33.180 the best

00:44:34.200 kind

00:44:34.520 even

00:44:35.420 those

00:44:35.860 the best

00:44:37.320 you can

00:44:37.640 say is

00:44:38.220 it's

00:44:39.300 probably

00:44:39.680 not

00:44:39.920 true

00:44:40.200 probably

00:44:42.600 as in

00:44:43.420 more than

00:44:43.740 a 50%

00:44:44.420 chance

00:44:45.040 that it

00:44:45.980 won't

00:44:46.260 hold up

00:44:46.840 would you

00:44:47.380 agree

00:44:47.620 that that's

00:44:48.300 because

00:44:49.860 and that's

00:44:50.520 the way

00:44:50.760 you should

00:44:51.060 be a

00:44:51.800 let's say

00:44:53.540 a responsible

00:44:54.260 adult

00:44:54.960 consumer

00:44:55.540 of

00:44:55.920 information

00:44:56.500 a

00:44:57.620 responsible

00:44:58.280 adult

00:44:59.020 consumer

00:44:59.640 of

00:44:59.880 information

00:45:00.420 should

00:45:01.280 start

00:45:01.720 with the

00:45:02.040 assumption

00:45:02.400 that a

00:45:03.280 new

00:45:03.500 study

00:45:04.340 is

00:45:04.820 probably

00:45:05.480 not

00:45:05.800 true

00:45:06.040 probably

00:45:07.540 not

00:45:07.960 if you

00:45:08.900 find out

00:45:09.660 that there

00:45:09.960 are say

00:45:10.280 five

00:45:10.980 studies

00:45:11.380 that

00:45:11.580 follow

00:45:11.900 and

00:45:12.760 they're

00:45:12.920 done

00:45:13.140 with

00:45:13.360 slightly

00:45:13.680 different

00:45:14.040 methodologies

00:45:14.800 but they

00:45:15.180 all

00:45:15.420 are

00:45:15.900 directionally

00:45:16.560 the same

00:45:17.000 well then

00:45:17.860 you start

00:45:18.240 getting

00:45:18.520 some

00:45:18.820 confidence

00:45:19.280 but

00:45:21.020 the

00:45:21.420 the

00:45:22.000 history

00:45:22.340 of the

00:45:22.780 first

00:45:23.200 study

00:45:23.700 that

00:45:23.940 tells

00:45:24.160 you

00:45:24.300 something

00:45:24.620 new

00:45:25.080 the

00:45:26.900 odds

00:45:27.120 of that

00:45:27.420 one

00:45:27.580 being

00:45:27.780 true

00:45:28.060 are

00:45:28.300 very

00:45:28.520 low

00:45:28.820 actually

00:45:29.220 very

00:45:29.620 low

00:45:29.900 yeah

00:45:31.180 all right

00:45:35.000 so I

00:45:37.580 just thought

00:45:37.900 I'd throw

00:45:38.200 this out

00:45:38.620 there

00:45:38.820 the number

00:45:39.440 of things

00:45:39.780 that I've

00:45:40.280 personally

00:45:40.700 cured

00:45:41.260 in other

00:45:41.680 people

00:45:42.040 over my

00:45:43.540 career

00:45:44.460 spasmodic

00:45:45.240 dysphonia

00:45:45.800 pyresis

00:45:46.740 sneezing

00:45:47.500 if you

00:45:48.140 didn't

00:45:48.300 know

00:45:48.460 I cured

00:45:48.820 the

00:45:49.020 sneeze

00:45:49.340 social

00:45:50.600 anxiety

00:45:51.160 obesity

00:45:51.700 and

00:45:52.260 drinking

00:45:52.620 those are

00:45:56.900 all

00:45:57.040 that's

00:45:57.380 real

00:45:57.680 one

00:45:59.760 two

00:46:00.180 three

00:46:00.640 four

00:46:01.100 five

00:46:01.420 six

00:46:01.740 so

00:46:02.300 five

00:46:02.800 actual

00:46:03.640 major

00:46:04.260 medical

00:46:04.660 problems

00:46:05.280 and

00:46:06.480 sneezing

00:46:07.740 which is

00:46:08.580 true

00:46:08.840 I did

00:46:10.200 do

00:46:11.920 all

00:46:12.060 of

00:46:12.160 you

00:46:12.240 know

00:46:12.440 I

00:46:12.660 solved

00:46:13.240 the

00:46:13.440 sneeze

00:46:13.780 you

00:46:14.860 can

00:46:15.000 try

00:46:15.180 it

00:46:15.300 at

00:46:15.380 home

00:46:15.560 to

00:46:15.720 be

00:46:15.880 sure

00:46:16.100 and

00:46:16.720 see

00:46:17.080 for

00:46:17.220 yourself

00:46:17.540 if

00:46:18.460 you

00:46:18.540 have

00:46:18.660 the

00:46:18.780 kind

00:46:19.020 of

00:46:19.140 sneeze

00:46:19.460 that

00:46:19.660 you

00:46:19.740 feel

00:46:19.980 coming

00:46:20.320 for

00:46:20.540 a few

00:46:20.800 seconds

00:46:21.260 sneeze

00:46:22.780 in your

00:46:23.160 mind

00:46:23.880 imagine

00:46:24.660 you're

00:46:24.940 sneezing

00:46:25.380 and it

00:46:25.860 just

00:46:26.020 cancels

00:46:26.420 the

00:46:26.620 real

00:46:26.780 sneeze

00:46:27.200 now

00:46:28.400 it

00:46:28.520 doesn't

00:46:28.780 work

00:46:29.020 if

00:46:29.180 the

00:46:29.300 sneeze

00:46:29.540 just

00:46:29.780 catches

00:46:30.260 you

00:46:30.440 really

00:46:30.600 fast

00:46:31.000 sometimes

00:46:31.540 you walk

00:46:31.940 outside

00:46:32.300 and you're

00:46:32.500 just

00:46:32.640 like

00:46:33.020 sneezing

00:46:33.540 so

00:46:34.420 that

00:46:34.580 one

00:46:40.200 don't

00:46:40.520 do

00:46:40.680 it

00:46:40.820 physically

00:46:41.340 just

00:46:42.320 imagine

00:46:42.880 in your

00:46:44.140 head

00:46:44.540 it

00:46:45.920 turns

00:46:46.220 the

00:46:46.460 sneeze

00:46:46.720 completely

00:46:47.180 off

00:46:47.480 but

00:46:49.660 I

00:46:49.780 did

00:46:49.980 cure

00:46:50.480 probably

00:46:51.720 thousands

00:46:52.220 of

00:46:52.480 people

00:46:52.720 who

00:46:53.200 had

00:46:53.320 the

00:46:53.440 same

00:46:53.620 voice

00:46:53.900 problem

00:46:54.180 I

00:46:54.360 did

00:46:54.560 just

00:46:55.160 by

00:46:55.340 telling

00:46:55.600 them

00:46:55.840 there

00:46:55.980 was

00:46:56.100 a

00:46:56.240 surgery

00:46:56.560 that

00:46:57.000 I

00:46:57.140 got

00:46:57.420 they

00:46:58.360 didn't

00:46:58.540 know

00:46:58.700 that

00:46:59.060 pyresis

00:47:00.700 social

00:47:01.580 anxiety

00:47:02.060 obesity

00:47:02.540 drinking

00:47:03.100 I

00:47:03.620 fixed

00:47:04.100 all

00:47:04.300 those

00:47:04.540 with

00:47:04.880 micro

00:47:05.820 lessons

00:47:06.140 now

00:47:06.680 when

00:47:06.800 I

00:47:06.900 say

00:47:07.060 I

00:47:07.200 fixed

00:47:07.440 them

00:47:07.680 I'm

00:47:08.500 saying

00:47:08.720 that

00:47:08.880 other

00:47:09.100 people

00:47:09.400 tell

00:47:09.640 me

00:47:09.840 that's

00:47:10.080 what

00:47:10.200 happened

00:47:10.520 that's

00:47:11.160 not

00:47:11.340 my

00:47:11.620 personal

00:47:12.120 opinion

00:47:12.460 and

00:47:13.280 I'm

00:47:13.420 not

00:47:13.580 saying

00:47:13.820 that

00:47:14.020 most

00:47:14.380 people

00:47:14.700 got

00:47:14.940 fixed

00:47:15.360 I'm

00:47:15.780 not

00:47:15.960 saying

00:47:16.280 90%

00:47:17.360 of

00:47:17.520 the

00:47:17.600 people

00:47:17.860 who

00:47:18.600 tried

00:47:18.840 this

00:47:19.080 got

00:47:19.280 fixed

00:47:19.560 nothing

00:47:19.800 like

00:47:20.040 that

00:47:20.340 I'm

00:47:21.120 just

00:47:21.280 saying

00:47:21.520 that

00:47:21.720 it's

00:47:22.220 a fact

00:47:22.680 that

00:47:23.920 I've

00:47:24.180 cured

00:47:24.580 five

00:47:25.700 major

00:47:26.340 medical

00:47:26.880 problems

00:47:27.360 for

00:47:27.540 people

00:47:27.880 it's

00:47:29.520 just

00:47:29.660 a

00:47:29.820 weird

00:47:30.140 weird

00:47:31.560 thing

00:47:31.820 about

00:47:32.020 my

00:47:32.240 life

00:47:32.580 so

00:47:35.700 I'll

00:47:35.980 cure

00:47:36.140 some

00:47:36.340 more

00:47:36.460 people

00:47:36.760 we're

00:47:37.140 not

00:47:37.260 done

00:47:37.440 yet

00:47:37.680 and

00:47:41.260 I

00:47:41.440 keep

00:47:41.960 gaslighting

00:47:42.560 myself

00:47:42.900 because

00:47:43.220 I

00:47:43.360 use

00:47:43.540 my

00:47:43.780 printer

00:47:44.560 to

00:47:44.740 print

00:47:44.900 out

00:47:45.060 my

00:47:45.220 notes

00:47:45.540 and

00:47:46.220 it

00:47:46.300 prints

00:47:46.500 out

00:47:46.660 three

00:47:46.920 pages

00:47:47.300 but

00:47:47.540 the

00:47:47.700 third

00:47:47.900 one's

00:47:48.140 like

00:47:48.300 a

00:47:48.400 blank

00:47:48.600 page

00:47:48.980 and

00:47:49.620 I

00:47:49.720 think

00:47:49.860 God

00:47:50.080 I've

00:47:50.220 got

00:47:50.300 another

00:47:50.740 page

00:47:51.060 of this

00:47:51.320 to go

00:47:51.660 how am

00:47:52.660 I ever

00:47:52.860 going to

00:47:53.060 get to

00:47:53.320 that

00:47:53.500 I feel

00:47:55.700 like there

00:47:55.980 was a

00:47:56.260 story

00:47:56.520 that I

00:47:56.840 was

00:47:56.960 missing

00:47:57.380 am I

00:47:59.780 still

00:47:59.980 missing

00:48:00.300 a

00:48:00.480 story

00:48:00.760 I

00:48:03.200 cured

00:48:03.460 depression

00:48:03.940 did I

00:48:06.160 cure

00:48:06.360 your

00:48:06.560 depression

00:48:07.000 because

00:48:09.940 I

00:48:10.140 I'm

00:48:10.840 careful

00:48:11.380 oh

00:48:12.420 somebody

00:48:12.800 says I

00:48:13.280 cured

00:48:13.560 their

00:48:13.780 depression

00:48:14.220 all right

00:48:14.820 well

00:48:15.080 okay

00:48:15.760 now again

00:48:18.140 I'm not

00:48:18.600 saying I

00:48:18.980 could cure

00:48:19.460 anybody

00:48:19.820 else's

00:48:20.260 depression

00:48:20.800 but

00:48:21.580 there's

00:48:22.100 apparently

00:48:22.480 something

00:48:22.880 I said

00:48:23.340 that worked

00:48:23.840 for at

00:48:24.820 least one

00:48:25.180 person

00:48:25.580 I cured

00:48:28.620 somebody's

00:48:29.040 insomnia

00:48:29.520 damn you

00:48:31.320 damn you

00:48:32.720 because you're

00:48:33.280 right

00:48:33.620 I

00:48:36.000 cured

00:48:36.380 somebody's

00:48:36.900 insomnia

00:48:37.400 yeah

00:48:38.020 shy

00:48:38.320 bladder

00:48:38.680 is

00:48:39.180 pyresis

00:48:40.640 that's

00:48:41.420 so I

00:48:42.400 included

00:48:42.800 that one

00:48:43.560 how did

00:48:50.520 you know

00:48:50.820 I was

00:48:51.040 going to

00:48:51.240 talk about

00:48:51.680 that

00:48:52.000 interesting

00:48:53.260 yeah

00:48:54.000 bill

00:48:54.380 burr

00:48:54.740 talking

00:48:55.100 about

00:48:55.300 the

00:48:55.480 country's

00:48:55.920 division

00:48:56.340 now

00:48:57.700 why

00:48:58.300 did

00:48:58.500 that

00:48:58.920 that's

00:48:59.200 actually

00:48:59.440 what

00:48:59.620 I'm

00:48:59.760 going to

00:48:59.900 talk

00:49:00.100 to

00:49:00.240 locals

00:49:00.600 about

00:49:00.920 I

00:49:01.720 can't

00:49:02.220 say

00:49:02.400 what

00:49:02.580 I'm

00:49:02.720 going

00:49:02.820 to

00:49:02.920 say

00:49:03.240 on

00:49:03.780 the

00:49:04.260 more

00:49:04.500 public

00:49:04.880 platform

00:49:05.420 but

00:49:06.300 why

00:49:06.500 did

00:49:06.660 you

00:49:06.820 think

00:49:07.820 that

00:49:08.140 I

00:49:08.380 would

00:49:08.520 talk

00:49:08.740 about

00:49:08.940 that

00:49:09.200 is

00:49:10.380 there

00:49:10.500 something

00:49:10.760 he

00:49:11.000 said

00:49:11.400 now hold

00:49:12.880 on a

00:49:13.120 minute

00:49:13.260 locals

00:49:13.840 I want

00:49:14.160 to find

00:49:14.400 out

00:49:14.540 what's

00:49:14.740 going

00:49:14.920 on

00:49:15.100 here

00:49:15.300 there's

00:49:15.840 something

00:49:16.020 going

00:49:16.260 on

00:49:16.500 here

00:49:16.720 and

00:49:18.400 it

00:49:18.520 might

00:49:18.700 be

00:49:18.840 the

00:49:19.000 reason

00:49:19.240 that

00:49:19.440 I

00:49:19.580 only

00:49:19.760 wanted

00:49:20.020 to

00:49:20.160 talk

00:49:20.340 to

00:49:20.500 locals

00:49:20.840 what

00:49:21.500 was

00:49:21.780 it

00:49:21.920 about

00:49:22.260 what

00:49:24.380 was

00:49:24.640 it

00:49:24.760 about

00:49:24.920 the

00:49:25.100 Bill

00:49:25.340 Burr

00:49:25.720 interview

00:49:26.120 I

00:49:26.340 saw

00:49:26.500 the

00:49:26.660 same

00:49:26.840 one

00:49:27.100 what

00:49:28.900 was

00:49:29.120 it

00:49:29.240 about

00:49:29.480 that

00:49:29.800 that

00:49:30.140 made

00:49:30.340 you

00:49:30.480 think

00:49:30.720 of

00:49:30.840 me

00:49:31.080 yeah

00:49:34.540 he

00:49:34.660 was

00:49:34.800 on

00:49:35.040 Trigger

00:49:35.900 Nometry

00:49:36.360 the

00:49:36.760 podcast

00:49:37.460 and

00:49:37.860 that's

00:49:38.160 yeah

00:49:40.580 we'll

00:49:42.240 talk

00:49:42.460 about

00:49:42.660 that

00:49:42.840 in a

00:49:43.000 minute

00:49:43.520 it's

00:49:46.960 all

00:49:47.100 over

00:49:47.300 Twitter

00:49:47.560 right

00:49:47.900 so

00:49:48.640 you

00:49:48.860 just

00:49:49.100 oh

00:49:49.520 so

00:49:49.740 it

00:49:49.920 was

00:49:50.060 just

00:49:50.300 something

00:49:50.760 you

00:49:50.980 saw

00:49:51.200 so

00:49:51.600 it

00:49:51.720 wasn't

00:49:52.240 that

00:49:52.420 you

00:49:52.580 thought

00:49:52.840 it

00:49:52.960 be

00:49:53.060 in

00:49:53.200 particular

00:49:53.580 it

00:49:53.860 was

00:49:53.940 just

00:49:54.120 a

00:49:54.300 story

00:49:54.520 that's

00:49:54.760 on

00:49:54.900 Twitter

00:49:55.100 okay

00:49:55.440 so

00:49:56.740 yeah

00:49:57.320 John

00:49:57.600 Hartwood

00:49:58.060 quit

00:49:58.640 CNN

00:49:59.040 and

00:50:00.660 I

00:50:01.220 guess

00:50:01.440 he

00:50:01.700 you

00:50:02.820 know

00:50:02.980 he

00:50:03.220 went

00:50:03.400 out

00:50:03.600 by

00:50:03.780 saying

00:50:04.040 that

00:50:04.200 the

00:50:04.320 Republicans

00:50:04.780 are

00:50:05.060 bad

00:50:05.380 and

00:50:05.580 the

00:50:05.820 Democrats

00:50:06.180 are

00:50:06.420 good

00:50:06.680 and

00:50:06.860 so

00:50:07.100 he

00:50:07.300 being

00:50:08.120 biased

00:50:08.600 is

00:50:09.440 it's

00:50:10.240 not

00:50:10.360 really

00:50:10.580 biased

00:50:11.000 I

00:50:12.300 guess

00:50:12.500 that's

00:50:12.700 what

00:50:12.820 he's

00:50:12.940 saying

00:50:13.160 all

00:50:19.360 right

00:50:19.560 he

00:50:23.180 did

00:50:23.520 but

00:50:24.040 did

00:50:24.240 you

00:50:24.360 see

00:50:24.500 the

00:50:24.640 way

00:50:24.800 he

00:50:24.940 said

00:50:25.120 it

00:50:25.320 all

00:50:27.300 right

00:50:27.540 since

00:50:28.720 you

00:50:28.860 all

00:50:29.040 saw

00:50:29.200 I'm

00:50:29.420 going

00:50:29.540 to

00:50:29.640 do

00:50:30.120 this

00:50:30.320 on

00:50:30.480 both

00:50:30.700 platforms

00:50:31.200 did

00:50:31.860 you

00:50:31.980 see

00:50:32.140 so

00:50:32.360 you

00:50:32.480 saw

00:50:32.640 Bill

00:50:32.900 Burr

00:50:33.280 he was

00:50:33.840 asked

00:50:34.120 about

00:50:34.340 the

00:50:34.520 division

00:50:34.880 in

00:50:35.060 the

00:50:35.140 country

00:50:35.440 and

00:50:36.460 he

00:50:36.620 said

00:50:37.080 I'll

00:50:39.360 give you

00:50:39.680 his exact

00:50:40.540 words

00:50:41.100 he said

00:50:42.200 if you

00:50:42.460 go on

00:50:42.780 the

00:50:42.880 internet

00:50:43.180 everyone

00:50:43.640 seems

00:50:44.040 like

00:50:44.240 they

00:50:44.420 are

00:50:44.540 angry

00:50:44.880 but

00:50:45.260 if

00:50:45.380 you

00:50:45.500 go

00:50:45.720 outside

00:50:46.100 and

00:50:46.300 walk

00:50:46.560 around

00:50:46.920 they're

00:50:47.140 not

00:50:47.500 does that

00:50:52.560 sound like

00:50:53.080 anything

00:50:53.840 that you've

00:50:54.380 heard

00:50:54.480 before

00:50:54.820 yeah

00:50:58.540 it

00:50:59.000 sounds like

00:50:59.400 exactly

00:50:59.820 what I

00:51:00.160 said

00:51:00.420 and so

00:51:01.460 here's

00:51:01.720 the

00:51:01.840 question

00:51:02.200 is he

00:51:05.780 watching

00:51:06.060 me

00:51:06.340 or is

00:51:07.280 that just

00:51:07.580 the obvious

00:51:08.200 thing

00:51:08.420 that you

00:51:08.640 would

00:51:08.760 say

00:51:09.020 because

00:51:11.080 I'm

00:51:11.260 not

00:51:11.400 going

00:51:11.520 to

00:51:11.620 conclude

00:51:11.980 that

00:51:12.180 he

00:51:12.300 saw

00:51:12.480 here

00:51:12.780 but

00:51:13.260 that

00:51:15.880 was

00:51:16.320 so

00:51:16.620 close

00:51:17.100 to

00:51:17.320 what

00:51:17.480 I

00:51:17.620 said

00:51:18.000 that

00:51:19.120 it

00:51:19.300 would

00:51:19.420 be

00:51:19.560 hard

00:51:19.800 to

00:51:19.960 imagine

00:51:20.440 I

00:51:22.800 guess

00:51:23.000 it

00:51:23.120 wouldn't

00:51:23.240 be

00:51:23.360 hard

00:51:23.480 to

00:51:23.600 imagine

00:51:24.060 he

00:51:24.460 came

00:51:24.680 up

00:51:24.840 with

00:51:24.980 it

00:51:25.360 because

00:51:25.900 you

00:51:26.020 know

00:51:26.120 if

00:51:26.320 you're

00:51:27.080 a

00:51:27.960 humorist

00:51:28.620 for a

00:51:28.960 living

00:51:29.180 you

00:51:30.080 sometimes

00:51:30.540 end

00:51:30.820 up

00:51:31.000 in

00:51:31.100 the

00:51:31.240 same

00:51:31.420 place

00:51:31.840 it's

00:51:33.060 just

00:51:33.200 the

00:51:33.360 way

00:51:33.480 your

00:51:33.640 mind

00:51:33.880 works

00:51:34.240 so

00:51:34.780 it's

00:51:35.200 entirely

00:51:35.520 possible

00:51:35.960 his

00:51:36.180 mind

00:51:36.440 just

00:51:36.640 ended

00:51:36.860 up

00:51:37.020 in

00:51:37.120 the

00:51:37.240 same

00:51:37.420 place

00:51:37.720 for

00:51:37.880 the

00:51:38.020 same

00:51:38.220 reason

00:51:38.540 there's

00:51:40.600 a reason

00:51:41.000 that

00:51:41.320 I

00:51:41.600 like

00:51:41.840 his

00:51:42.000 humor

00:51:42.280 right

00:51:42.800 because

00:51:43.640 I

00:51:43.840 just

00:51:44.660 like

00:51:44.860 the

00:51:44.980 way

00:51:45.100 he

00:51:45.200 thinks

00:51:45.480 so

00:51:45.940 it

00:51:46.080 wouldn't

00:51:46.220 be

00:51:46.400 a

00:51:46.580 big

00:51:46.900 surprise

00:51:47.340 if

00:51:47.700 we

00:51:48.480 got

00:51:48.680 to

00:51:48.840 the

00:51:48.980 same

00:51:49.140 place

00:51:49.440 on

00:51:49.600 something

00:51:49.940 but

00:51:51.340 let

00:51:52.280 me

00:51:52.480 expand

00:51:54.560 on

00:51:54.820 that

00:51:55.020 I

00:51:56.180 believe

00:51:56.620 we're

00:51:56.980 in

00:51:57.160 the

00:51:57.320 weirdest

00:51:57.620 situation

00:51:58.420 I've

00:51:58.840 ever

00:51:59.040 seen

00:51:59.400 and

00:52:01.180 I

00:52:01.320 think

00:52:01.500 I

00:52:01.660 can

00:52:01.860 support

00:52:02.260 that

00:52:02.520 huge

00:52:03.400 claim

00:52:03.820 we're

00:52:04.940 actually

00:52:05.340 having

00:52:05.660 a

00:52:05.880 civil

00:52:06.120 war

00:52:06.860 minds

00:52:07.200 we're

00:52:08.520 actually

00:52:08.980 in

00:52:09.220 an

00:52:09.400 imaginary

00:52:09.840 civil

00:52:10.260 war

00:52:10.620 there

00:52:11.420 are

00:52:11.500 actual

00:52:11.800 battles

00:52:12.400 I

00:52:13.640 mean

00:52:13.780 I

00:52:13.960 have

00:52:14.100 memories

00:52:14.900 of the

00:52:15.760 civil

00:52:16.000 war

00:52:16.300 that

00:52:16.500 hasn't

00:52:16.800 happened

00:52:17.220 because

00:52:18.100 I

00:52:18.280 imagined

00:52:18.680 what

00:52:18.900 it

00:52:19.040 would

00:52:19.240 look

00:52:19.460 like

00:52:19.800 it's

00:52:20.320 like

00:52:20.480 okay

00:52:20.820 the

00:52:21.120 republicans

00:52:22.240 are

00:52:22.400 loading

00:52:22.680 their

00:52:22.900 guns

00:52:23.400 and

00:52:23.800 you

00:52:24.280 know

00:52:24.380 whatever

00:52:24.660 but

00:52:26.020 there's

00:52:27.120 nothing

00:52:27.400 happening

00:52:27.780 in the

00:52:28.100 real

00:52:28.280 world

00:52:28.720 as

00:52:30.100 Bill

00:52:30.680 Burr

00:52:30.920 says

00:52:31.280 and I

00:52:31.620 say

00:52:31.780 too

00:52:32.020 go

00:52:32.740 outside

00:52:33.160 there's

00:52:34.140 nothing

00:52:34.380 happening

00:52:34.740 out

00:52:34.960 there

00:52:35.120 this

00:52:35.940 is

00:52:36.100 entirely

00:52:36.560 a

00:52:36.880 mental

00:52:37.140 phenomenon

00:52:37.680 there

00:52:38.740 is

00:52:38.920 no

00:52:39.220 physical

00:52:39.900 risk

00:52:41.520 of a

00:52:41.980 civil war

00:52:42.500 there's

00:52:43.300 no

00:52:43.480 physical

00:52:43.980 risk

00:52:44.480 that

00:52:45.560 you know

00:52:45.860 I'm not

00:52:46.200 saying that

00:52:46.560 there won't

00:52:46.820 be some

00:52:47.280 crazy person

00:52:48.660 or you know

00:52:49.440 some militia

00:52:50.500 that gets

00:52:51.720 adventurous or

00:52:52.420 something

00:52:52.620 but nothing

00:52:53.220 like a

00:52:53.620 civil war

00:52:54.200 nothing like

00:52:54.960 that

00:52:55.260 and

00:52:56.540 yeah

00:52:58.360 nothing like

00:52:58.880 that

00:52:59.180 but

00:53:00.480 we

00:53:00.680 are

00:53:00.920 fighting

00:53:01.320 that

00:53:01.520 war

00:53:01.740 in

00:53:01.860 our

00:53:01.980 minds

00:53:02.340 aren't

00:53:02.560 we

00:53:02.740 it's

00:53:03.860 like

00:53:04.100 we've

00:53:04.480 we've

00:53:04.960 agreed

00:53:05.360 to

00:53:06.180 have

00:53:06.460 this

00:53:06.660 artificial

00:53:07.100 world

00:53:07.620 almost

00:53:07.940 like a

00:53:08.260 virtual

00:53:08.520 world

00:53:09.040 where we

00:53:09.900 all go

00:53:10.220 to fight

00:53:10.620 mentally

00:53:11.040 it's like

00:53:12.640 every morning

00:53:13.160 I wake up

00:53:14.240 and it's like

00:53:14.740 I'm going

00:53:15.100 to war

00:53:15.640 I'm going

00:53:16.900 to the

00:53:17.220 imaginary

00:53:17.660 war

00:53:18.080 where

00:53:19.180 you know

00:53:19.600 Biden's

00:53:20.240 a

00:53:20.560 Nazi

00:53:21.760 and

00:53:22.300 Trump

00:53:22.740 is a

00:53:23.360 fascist

00:53:24.020 that's the

00:53:24.820 imaginary

00:53:25.200 world

00:53:25.640 in the

00:53:26.500 real

00:53:26.760 world

00:53:27.140 Biden's

00:53:28.300 just

00:53:28.540 an

00:53:29.100 old

00:53:29.560 man

00:53:29.940 and

00:53:31.480 Trump

00:53:31.800 is a

00:53:32.240 salesperson

00:53:32.860 and

00:53:34.220 then we've

00:53:34.780 decided

00:53:35.120 that there's

00:53:35.640 some

00:53:35.800 civil war

00:53:36.520 and we've

00:53:36.860 taken

00:53:37.060 sides

00:53:37.540 and

00:53:37.920 everybody's

00:53:38.820 lining

00:53:39.120 up

00:53:39.480 and you

00:53:39.700 better

00:53:39.900 you better

00:53:40.780 you better

00:53:41.780 clean your

00:53:42.300 guns

00:53:42.620 and none

00:53:43.780 of that's

00:53:44.120 real

00:53:44.360 and the

00:53:45.040 other side

00:53:45.480 is like

00:53:45.760 oh my

00:53:46.060 god

00:53:46.320 they

00:53:46.540 they have

00:53:47.500 all the

00:53:47.760 guns

00:53:48.020 and they're

00:53:48.320 threatening

00:53:48.620 us

00:53:48.920 no not

00:53:49.600 really

00:53:49.900 I mean

00:53:50.780 some

00:53:51.060 crazy

00:53:51.380 people say

00:53:51.920 crazy

00:53:52.240 stuff

00:53:52.620 but

00:53:52.880 there's

00:53:53.260 nothing

00:53:53.500 like that

00:53:53.900 happening

00:53:54.220 nothing

00:53:55.400 all right

00:53:58.820 Antifa

00:54:01.000 was

00:54:02.940 apparently

00:54:03.700 not that

00:54:04.260 real

00:54:04.520 right

00:54:04.800 when was

00:54:05.600 the last

00:54:05.880 time

00:54:06.120 Antifa

00:54:06.680 protested

00:54:09.020 outside

00:54:09.400 of the

00:54:10.060 northwest

00:54:10.460 I guess

00:54:11.040 they have

00:54:11.680 some

00:54:11.960 some base

00:54:13.200 up there

00:54:13.680 but Antifa

00:54:14.920 just

00:54:15.200 disappeared

00:54:15.720 and BLM

00:54:16.860 just disappeared

00:54:17.580 they were

00:54:17.900 never real

00:54:18.480 in my

00:54:18.980 opinion

00:54:19.280 they didn't

00:54:20.640 they never

00:54:21.080 looked real

00:54:21.600 they didn't

00:54:21.960 look like

00:54:22.280 they would

00:54:22.520 last

00:54:22.900 it looked

00:54:24.040 like some

00:54:24.520 kind of a

00:54:25.100 artificially

00:54:27.040 funded

00:54:27.560 structure

00:54:28.120 it looked

00:54:28.480 like

00:54:28.800 Biden

00:54:33.920 said

00:54:34.260 they

00:54:34.820 what

00:54:35.440 oh

00:54:38.840 they haven't

00:54:39.140 got paid

00:54:39.560 lately

00:54:39.900 you're saying

00:54:40.760 all right

00:54:44.220 they killed

00:54:47.720 someone a few

00:54:48.260 days ago

00:54:48.780 where in the

00:54:49.560 northwest

00:54:50.000 some of you

00:54:55.160 are disappointed

00:54:55.820 to find out

00:54:56.400 that we're

00:54:56.680 too far away

00:54:57.200 from the

00:54:57.480 civil war

00:54:57.940 there are

00:54:58.860 definitely

00:54:59.240 people who

00:54:59.880 want a

00:55:00.220 civil war

00:55:00.720 but I

00:55:01.900 don't think

00:55:02.240 they really

00:55:02.640 want

00:55:02.960 I don't

00:55:04.900 think anybody

00:55:05.280 wants an

00:55:05.880 actual civil war

00:55:06.820 it's just

00:55:07.640 it's sort of

00:55:08.500 a thing

00:55:08.800 people say

00:55:09.420 people on the

00:55:10.280 right say

00:55:10.800 stuff like

00:55:11.320 that

00:55:11.600 and if you

00:55:12.780 see enough

00:55:13.240 of it

00:55:13.500 you realize

00:55:13.860 it's not

00:55:14.220 real

00:55:14.500 and I think

00:55:15.720 the people

00:55:16.040 on the left

00:55:16.500 I hope

00:55:17.080 are speaking

00:55:18.420 hyperbolically

00:55:20.580 locals

00:55:26.900 somebody said

00:55:27.520 that Antifa

00:55:28.060 has a group

00:55:28.800 that meets

00:55:29.520 every week

00:55:30.480 well

00:55:32.300 are you sure

00:55:33.400 it's not

00:55:33.760 AA

00:55:34.060 I mean

00:55:37.260 just because

00:55:37.720 you see

00:55:38.000 people going

00:55:38.520 into a

00:55:38.860 building

00:55:39.140 all right

00:55:43.580 Antifa

00:55:48.340 Anonymous

00:55:48.900 all right

00:55:51.920 anything

00:55:55.500 I missed

00:55:56.220 so far

00:55:56.660 I don't

00:55:58.760 think so

00:55:59.140 I think

00:55:59.480 we've done

00:55:59.840 it all

00:56:00.160 all right

00:56:00.860 it's going

00:56:01.120 to be a

00:56:01.460 slow news

00:56:02.160 week

00:56:02.540 but the

00:56:03.260 funniest

00:56:03.520 part about

00:56:04.140 the Biden

00:56:05.000 speech

00:56:05.500 failure

00:56:05.900 is he

00:56:06.960 failed

00:56:07.380 before a

00:56:08.160 holiday

00:56:08.500 weekend

00:56:09.020 you know

00:56:10.780 usually

00:56:11.220 usually the

00:56:12.720 politicians

00:56:13.560 are smart

00:56:14.180 enough

00:56:14.500 that if

00:56:15.420 they want

00:56:15.860 something

00:56:16.140 to die

00:56:16.800 they do

00:56:17.340 it on

00:56:17.700 a Friday

00:56:18.060 and then

00:56:19.500 nobody pays

00:56:20.300 attention

00:56:20.660 especially

00:56:21.140 Friday

00:56:21.540 before a

00:56:22.100 holiday

00:56:22.700 but here

00:56:24.740 Biden did

00:56:25.440 it close

00:56:26.300 enough

00:56:26.700 a little bit

00:56:27.400 too close

00:56:27.940 to the

00:56:28.300 holiday

00:56:28.600 and it's

00:56:29.720 the only

00:56:30.100 story

00:56:30.620 there's no

00:56:32.000 story to

00:56:32.540 compete with

00:56:33.100 it

00:56:33.360 so for

00:56:34.440 three to

00:56:35.940 four days

00:56:36.660 it's going

00:56:37.580 to be

00:56:37.780 nothing but

00:56:38.580 Biden

00:56:38.980 Hitler

00:56:39.520 satanic

00:56:40.340 memes

00:56:40.780 the best

00:56:42.220 what I

00:56:42.560 saw

00:56:42.840 was

00:56:43.920 somebody

00:56:44.560 saying

00:56:45.620 that the

00:56:46.760 right had

00:56:47.200 been accused

00:56:48.200 of being

00:56:48.620 crazy

00:56:49.140 for saying

00:56:50.220 that the

00:56:50.540 country was

00:56:51.200 being led

00:56:51.680 by a

00:56:52.120 satanic

00:56:52.680 pedophile

00:56:53.260 and then

00:56:57.100 the meme

00:56:58.020 shows

00:56:58.400 Biden

00:56:59.260 looking

00:56:59.660 satanic

00:57:00.240 in his

00:57:00.640 speech

00:57:01.020 and then

00:57:02.080 of course

00:57:02.480 something from

00:57:03.240 Ashley

00:57:03.660 his daughter's

00:57:04.880 diary

00:57:05.220 and I'm

00:57:05.980 thinking

00:57:06.240 okay

00:57:07.600 you know

00:57:09.180 I'm not

00:57:09.540 willing to

00:57:10.220 you know

00:57:10.880 first of all

00:57:11.380 it's hyperbolic

00:57:12.580 and just a

00:57:13.560 meme to

00:57:13.940 say he's

00:57:14.340 satanic

00:57:14.840 but sure

00:57:16.220 looked like

00:57:17.460 it

00:57:17.640 so that's

00:57:19.340 sort of like

00:57:19.740 my prediction

00:57:20.760 that Kamala

00:57:21.420 Harris would

00:57:22.660 be the

00:57:22.980 strongest

00:57:23.360 candidate for

00:57:24.180 president

00:57:24.580 and then she

00:57:25.820 was the

00:57:26.120 first one

00:57:26.620 knocked out

00:57:27.180 like that's

00:57:28.500 the worst

00:57:28.860 prediction you

00:57:29.420 could ever

00:57:29.740 make

00:57:30.060 and then

00:57:31.080 she ended

00:57:32.000 up actually

00:57:32.400 being president

00:57:33.040 for two

00:57:33.400 hours

00:57:33.720 when Biden

00:57:34.660 was you

00:57:35.620 know

00:57:35.740 having some

00:57:36.200 medical

00:57:36.420 stuff

00:57:36.720 so it

00:57:37.960 was the

00:57:38.280 worst

00:57:38.620 prediction

00:57:39.080 I've

00:57:39.340 ever made

00:57:39.880 that weirdly

00:57:40.580 was the

00:57:41.740 best by

00:57:42.460 accident

00:57:42.960 by accident

00:57:44.540 and here

00:57:45.660 this idea

00:57:47.380 that the

00:57:48.100 democrats are

00:57:48.920 a bunch

00:57:49.300 of satanic

00:57:50.880 pedophiles

00:57:51.560 is incorrect

00:57:52.740 as far as

00:57:53.740 I know

00:57:54.080 I believe

00:57:55.060 it's incorrect

00:57:55.820 but it's

00:57:57.520 weirdly

00:57:57.880 coincidentally

00:57:58.740 close

00:58:00.260 isn't it

00:58:01.980 what were

00:58:03.320 the odds

00:58:03.700 that it

00:58:03.900 would be

00:58:04.120 this close

00:58:04.860 I mean

00:58:07.000 it's way

00:58:07.320 closer to

00:58:08.140 that than

00:58:08.980 you would

00:58:09.260 expect

00:58:09.580 it's not

00:58:10.040 true

00:58:10.440 as far

00:58:11.540 as I

00:58:11.800 know

00:58:12.040 to the

00:58:13.440 best of

00:58:13.800 my knowledge

00:58:14.260 it's not

00:58:14.800 true that

00:58:15.380 you know

00:58:16.160 there's

00:58:16.320 some

00:58:16.600 kind of

00:58:18.340 pedophile

00:58:18.740 ring running

00:58:19.320 in the

00:58:19.520 country

00:58:19.800 however

00:58:21.760 however

00:58:24.320 if there

00:58:26.340 is

00:58:26.800 that's

00:58:29.300 what's

00:58:29.520 in those

00:58:29.820 boxes

00:58:30.200 at

00:58:30.440 Mar-a-Lago

00:58:30.920 I should

00:58:36.120 just end

00:58:36.540 the live

00:58:36.920 stream

00:58:37.160 right here

00:58:37.580 well

00:58:40.340 now

00:58:40.680 I don't

00:58:41.520 think that's

00:58:42.300 in the

00:58:42.540 boxes

00:58:42.800 so don't

00:58:43.620 take that

00:58:43.980 seriously

00:58:44.380 but it

00:58:45.580 is fun

00:58:45.980 to imagine

00:58:46.540 what would

00:58:46.940 be in

00:58:47.160 the boxes

00:58:47.560 right

00:58:47.840 let's

00:58:49.500 just

00:58:49.720 do some

00:58:50.780 common

00:58:51.120 sense

00:58:51.560 logic

00:58:52.420 on what

00:58:52.960 might be

00:58:53.440 in the

00:58:53.680 boxes

00:58:54.020 okay

00:58:54.400 so let's

00:58:55.700 see what

00:58:56.000 we can

00:58:56.300 eliminate

00:58:56.900 so one

00:58:58.580 of the

00:58:59.100 theories

00:58:59.400 was

00:58:59.820 he had

00:59:00.420 he had

00:59:01.460 that

00:59:01.640 material

00:59:02.060 because

00:59:02.360 he might

00:59:02.620 want to

00:59:02.900 give it

00:59:03.200 away

00:59:03.440 or sell

00:59:03.920 it for

00:59:04.320 traitorous

00:59:04.980 reasons

00:59:05.380 I would

00:59:07.080 say that

00:59:07.500 the volume

00:59:08.240 of stuff

00:59:08.720 he had

00:59:09.300 guarantees

00:59:11.060 he did

00:59:11.780 not have

00:59:12.320 it

00:59:12.500 exclusively

00:59:13.200 for the

00:59:13.840 reason of

00:59:14.280 selling it

00:59:14.780 or giving

00:59:15.100 it away

00:59:15.460 how many

00:59:16.480 would agree

00:59:16.920 with that

00:59:17.320 just the

00:59:18.200 sheer volume

00:59:18.860 of it

00:59:19.320 suggests

00:59:20.380 it's not

00:59:20.820 about one

00:59:21.400 topic

00:59:21.760 and you

00:59:23.100 wouldn't

00:59:23.320 take boxes

00:59:24.000 of stuff

00:59:24.520 to sell

00:59:25.160 I mean

00:59:26.040 that would

00:59:26.300 be just

00:59:26.620 so obvious

00:59:27.140 if you

00:59:27.860 were going

00:59:28.100 to sell

00:59:28.400 something

00:59:28.740 it would

00:59:28.920 be like

00:59:29.220 one

00:59:29.540 document

00:59:30.080 right

00:59:30.560 like one

00:59:31.760 document

00:59:32.220 and you

00:59:32.780 wouldn't even

00:59:33.120 need it

00:59:33.440 physically

00:59:33.840 would you

00:59:34.260 just take

00:59:35.800 a copy

00:59:36.220 of it

00:59:36.480 or just

00:59:37.120 describe it

00:59:37.900 well here's

00:59:38.840 the other

00:59:39.080 thing

00:59:39.340 if it's

00:59:40.340 the president

00:59:40.800 of the

00:59:41.060 United States

00:59:41.620 and he's

00:59:41.980 seen all

00:59:42.360 the documents

00:59:43.020 can't he

00:59:44.260 sell the

00:59:44.660 secret

00:59:44.920 just by

00:59:45.320 talking to

00:59:45.780 somebody

00:59:46.100 does he

00:59:47.680 have to

00:59:47.920 show the

00:59:48.240 document

00:59:48.700 if Russia

00:59:50.040 wanted to

00:59:50.500 know the

00:59:50.820 secret

00:59:51.180 couldn't he

00:59:51.700 just say

00:59:52.020 oh here's

00:59:52.500 the secret

00:59:52.880 I just

00:59:53.780 read the

00:59:54.100 document

00:59:54.480 so here

00:59:54.860 it is

00:59:55.220 the fact

00:59:57.140 that he

00:59:57.440 would need

00:59:57.920 a document

00:59:58.540 to share

01:00:00.180 a secret

01:00:00.700 forgets that

01:00:02.520 he's the

01:00:02.840 president

01:00:03.140 or was

01:00:03.560 the president

01:00:03.940 if you

01:00:05.200 and I

01:00:05.520 want to

01:00:05.860 if you

01:00:06.840 let's say

01:00:07.380 you specifically

01:00:08.120 you

01:00:08.740 you and

01:00:09.280 you

01:00:09.440 if you

01:00:10.300 wanted to

01:00:10.760 sell

01:00:11.100 a secret

01:00:11.820 to Russia

01:00:13.260 wouldn't

01:00:14.960 you need

01:00:15.280 the document

01:00:15.940 you would

01:00:17.100 need the

01:00:17.380 document

01:00:17.760 right

01:00:18.060 because if

01:00:19.000 you don't

01:00:19.180 have the

01:00:19.460 document

01:00:19.900 you can't

01:00:20.980 prove it's

01:00:21.380 real

01:00:21.600 there's

01:00:22.580 nothing

01:00:22.780 to buy

01:00:23.220 but if

01:00:24.300 you're

01:00:24.440 the

01:00:24.580 president

01:00:24.960 and you

01:00:25.380 say

01:00:25.580 look

01:00:25.940 if you

01:00:27.200 look for

01:00:27.500 our

01:00:27.660 nuclear

01:00:28.000 subs

01:00:28.540 I'll tell

01:00:29.620 you where

01:00:29.860 to find

01:00:30.140 the base

01:00:30.600 just look

01:00:31.980 100 miles

01:00:33.300 north of

01:00:33.720 Cuba

01:00:33.960 it's right

01:00:34.340 there

01:00:34.620 and then

01:00:35.720 they go

01:00:36.020 look

01:00:36.280 and it's

01:00:36.580 there

01:00:36.820 he doesn't

01:00:37.900 need the

01:00:38.180 document

01:00:38.680 well and

01:00:40.180 of course

01:00:40.540 they might

01:00:40.880 not believe

01:00:41.440 him but

01:00:41.780 that's

01:00:42.000 another

01:00:42.200 issue

01:00:42.500 so I

01:00:44.660 don't

01:00:44.960 believe

01:00:45.360 that he

01:00:46.300 had them

01:00:46.680 exclusively

01:00:47.800 for the

01:00:48.520 reason of

01:00:49.080 selling them

01:00:49.720 so I

01:00:50.200 think the

01:00:50.560 traitorous

01:00:51.280 thing is

01:00:51.840 ridiculous

01:00:52.520 so then

01:00:54.160 the next

01:00:54.480 question is

01:00:54.920 why would

01:00:55.200 he have

01:00:55.400 them

01:00:55.540 if he

01:00:56.460 had them

01:00:56.840 for a

01:00:57.180 biography

01:00:57.740 would he

01:00:59.660 need the

01:01:00.160 originals

01:01:00.800 I don't

01:01:03.120 know

01:01:03.360 and

01:01:04.360 because I

01:01:05.880 doubt

01:01:06.420 given the

01:01:07.360 way that

01:01:07.760 they were

01:01:08.020 not

01:01:08.300 organized

01:01:08.780 it does

01:01:10.140 not suggest

01:01:10.800 that they

01:01:11.220 were brought

01:01:12.880 there for

01:01:13.480 a specific

01:01:14.600 purpose

01:01:15.140 right

01:01:16.780 it suggests

01:01:18.820 that they

01:01:19.180 were not

01:01:19.500 there for

01:01:19.940 a specific

01:01:20.580 purpose

01:01:21.040 such as

01:01:21.660 a biography

01:01:22.200 because they

01:01:22.900 were sort

01:01:23.200 of in

01:01:23.400 different

01:01:23.680 places

01:01:24.120 and they

01:01:24.440 weren't

01:01:24.640 organized

01:01:25.180 right

01:01:26.620 if they

01:01:27.080 were there

01:01:27.360 for a

01:01:27.800 specific

01:01:28.160 purpose

01:01:28.680 at some

01:01:29.600 point

01:01:29.880 somebody

01:01:30.260 would have

01:01:30.620 said

01:01:30.840 we'll put

01:01:31.220 all these

01:01:31.620 together

01:01:32.020 just because

01:01:33.480 the biographer

01:01:34.320 will need

01:01:34.640 them

01:01:34.720 now none

01:01:35.160 of these

01:01:35.380 are

01:01:35.500 guarantees

01:01:35.940 we're

01:01:36.400 just

01:01:36.660 going with

01:01:37.880 the odds

01:01:38.380 right

01:01:38.620 so I

01:01:39.340 think

01:01:39.500 biography

01:01:40.500 is

01:01:41.040 eliminated

01:01:41.580 I think

01:01:42.280 selling

01:01:42.680 secrets

01:01:43.180 and

01:01:43.400 treason

01:01:43.840 is

01:01:44.100 eliminated

01:01:44.600 I feel

01:01:48.000 as if

01:01:48.400 we can

01:01:48.820 eliminate

01:01:49.480 that they

01:01:51.960 didn't know

01:01:52.500 there was

01:01:52.820 anything

01:01:53.160 left

01:01:53.660 what do

01:01:55.060 you think

01:01:55.420 I think

01:01:56.660 the odds

01:01:57.340 that they

01:01:57.960 didn't know

01:01:58.580 there was

01:01:59.000 stuff left

01:02:00.160 that they

01:02:00.640 haven't given

01:02:01.020 them are

01:02:01.320 low

01:02:01.660 I think

01:02:02.920 they knew

01:02:03.300 but I think

01:02:05.340 there might

01:02:05.660 have been a

01:02:06.000 dispute

01:02:06.480 about whether

01:02:07.280 they were

01:02:07.740 the documents

01:02:08.780 they should

01:02:09.100 be given

01:02:09.500 back

01:02:09.900 because

01:02:11.520 there's

01:02:11.680 all kinds

01:02:12.000 of gray

01:02:12.340 areas

01:02:12.620 right

01:02:12.880 one of

01:02:13.480 the gray

01:02:13.780 areas

01:02:14.160 is

01:02:14.480 maybe

01:02:15.100 it used

01:02:15.480 to be

01:02:15.760 secret

01:02:16.100 but now

01:02:16.600 it's not

01:02:17.120 maybe it

01:02:17.920 used to be

01:02:18.300 secret

01:02:18.660 but you

01:02:19.140 thought the

01:02:19.700 president

01:02:20.020 declassified it

01:02:21.140 but it's a

01:02:21.580 matter of

01:02:22.020 opinion

01:02:22.500 probably

01:02:24.080 something

01:02:24.340 like that

01:02:24.740 I do

01:02:26.840 think

01:02:27.220 that the

01:02:28.180 odds

01:02:28.500 that he

01:02:28.820 has some

01:02:29.240 blackmail

01:02:29.840 on the

01:02:30.280 Democrats

01:02:30.660 is pretty

01:02:31.780 good

01:02:32.080 pretty

01:02:34.060 good

01:02:34.340 because

01:02:35.640 blackmail

01:02:36.280 on the

01:02:36.580 Democrats

01:02:37.060 would

01:02:37.480 number

01:02:37.840 one

01:02:38.220 be in

01:02:39.660 a variety

01:02:40.200 of different

01:02:40.680 areas

01:02:41.260 right

01:02:42.360 I wouldn't

01:02:44.000 assume

01:02:44.420 that he

01:02:44.960 had one

01:02:45.420 and only

01:02:45.760 one way

01:02:46.220 to

01:02:46.420 Democrat

01:02:46.840 to

01:02:47.440 blackmail

01:02:48.720 like one

01:02:49.380 set of

01:02:49.800 Democrats

01:02:50.260 more likely

01:02:51.700 there was

01:02:53.140 a set

01:02:54.120 of things

01:02:54.620 that may

01:02:54.980 have touched

01:02:55.400 different

01:02:55.840 topics

01:02:56.500 in which

01:02:57.640 he could

01:02:57.920 make the

01:02:58.300 case

01:02:58.600 oh here's

01:02:59.280 all that

01:02:59.580 corruption

01:03:00.180 and lying

01:03:00.680 or whatever

01:03:01.020 it is

01:03:01.340 so it

01:03:02.280 seems to

01:03:02.740 me

01:03:02.980 that there's

01:03:04.720 more odds

01:03:05.420 that it was

01:03:05.840 for blackmail

01:03:06.560 purposes

01:03:07.040 than anything

01:03:07.600 else

01:03:07.920 because remember

01:03:09.040 whatever the

01:03:09.900 reason was

01:03:10.680 it has to

01:03:11.940 be something

01:03:12.380 that Trump

01:03:13.420 doesn't want

01:03:14.240 you to know

01:03:14.780 yet

01:03:15.160 right

01:03:16.280 because if

01:03:17.360 Trump wanted

01:03:17.980 you to know

01:03:18.420 his explanation

01:03:19.860 he would have

01:03:20.420 given it to

01:03:20.920 you

01:03:21.140 he would have

01:03:22.440 told you

01:03:22.800 if it was

01:03:23.960 for his

01:03:24.300 biography

01:03:24.820 he might

01:03:26.280 I don't know

01:03:26.820 if he would

01:03:27.180 have admitted

01:03:27.600 that

01:03:27.940 but he

01:03:28.680 might have

01:03:29.060 he might have

01:03:29.960 said oh

01:03:30.520 I didn't

01:03:31.140 realize this

01:03:31.640 was wrong

01:03:32.380 this was

01:03:33.180 just stuff

01:03:33.580 from my

01:03:33.860 biography

01:03:34.420 and by the

01:03:35.820 way I know

01:03:36.480 all this

01:03:36.820 information

01:03:37.300 I could have

01:03:38.120 just told

01:03:38.580 my biographer

01:03:39.280 so having

01:03:39.940 it on paper

01:03:40.500 didn't really

01:03:41.080 add or subtract

01:03:41.800 anything

01:03:42.200 and by the

01:03:43.280 way these

01:03:43.700 are not

01:03:43.980 really that

01:03:44.380 secret anymore

01:03:45.100 something like

01:03:46.260 that

01:03:46.480 but I've

01:03:48.780 got a feeling

01:03:49.360 that it's

01:03:49.900 blackmail

01:03:50.400 I think

01:03:52.220 it's blackmail

01:03:52.840 what do you

01:03:54.220 think

01:03:54.540 because it's

01:03:56.660 the only one

01:03:57.100 he wouldn't

01:03:57.660 tell you about

01:03:58.360 he couldn't

01:03:59.080 admit it

01:03:59.620 it's the

01:04:01.360 one that the

01:04:01.860 Democrats would

01:04:02.520 be most

01:04:02.960 desperate to

01:04:03.740 get back

01:04:04.400 if they had

01:04:05.400 a sense of

01:04:05.920 what was in

01:04:06.320 there

01:04:07.100 calls it

01:04:11.960 leverage

01:04:12.340 not

01:04:12.620 yeah

01:04:13.880 and I

01:04:14.820 think it

01:04:15.200 would be

01:04:15.740 in keeping

01:04:16.560 with what

01:04:17.200 you might

01:04:17.600 expect

01:04:18.080 from the

01:04:18.660 personalities

01:04:19.180 involved

01:04:19.760 do you

01:04:21.040 think that

01:04:21.420 there was

01:04:21.660 anything

01:04:21.980 that Trump

01:04:22.620 could have

01:04:23.360 had access

01:04:23.860 to

01:04:24.300 that would

01:04:25.360 have acted

01:04:25.860 as blackmail

01:04:26.680 probably

01:04:28.300 probably

01:04:30.260 do you

01:04:31.040 think the

01:04:31.620 president of

01:04:32.160 the United

01:04:32.340 States

01:04:32.660 never had

01:04:33.880 any information

01:04:34.720 you don't

01:04:35.640 think he

01:04:35.920 had any

01:04:36.300 information

01:04:36.720 that was

01:04:37.060 damning

01:04:37.580 to the

01:04:38.200 Democrats

01:04:38.800 you don't

01:04:39.920 think he

01:04:40.200 had something

01:04:40.540 like a

01:04:41.640 little bit

01:04:42.160 extra

01:04:42.520 on Pelosi

01:04:44.380 or something

01:04:45.040 that doesn't

01:04:46.000 mean he

01:04:46.280 asked for

01:04:46.840 it

01:04:47.020 doesn't

01:04:47.440 mean he

01:04:47.740 ordered

01:04:48.080 somebody

01:04:48.440 to go

01:04:48.760 look into

01:04:49.900 them

01:04:50.120 but it

01:04:51.000 might just

01:04:51.380 exist

01:04:51.920 and he

01:04:52.820 might know

01:04:53.200 about it

01:04:53.600 and he

01:04:53.800 might have

01:04:54.120 a copy

01:04:54.560 because if

01:04:56.500 he said

01:04:56.860 later

01:04:57.220 now here's

01:04:57.960 the problem

01:04:58.300 with Trump

01:04:59.140 telling you

01:05:00.320 later

01:05:00.680 that he

01:05:01.760 knows

01:05:02.000 something

01:05:02.360 if he

01:05:03.580 can't

01:05:03.880 produce

01:05:04.140 the

01:05:04.320 document

01:05:04.700 you're

01:05:04.980 not

01:05:05.120 going

01:05:05.240 to

01:05:05.320 believe

01:05:05.580 it

01:05:05.760 right

01:05:05.980 if a

01:05:07.460 year

01:05:07.620 from

01:05:07.800 now

01:05:08.040 Trump

01:05:08.380 let's

01:05:08.600 say

01:05:08.780 he

01:05:09.000 decides

01:05:09.340 not

01:05:09.600 to

01:05:09.760 run

01:05:09.900 for

01:05:10.080 office

01:05:10.480 but he

01:05:11.280 said

01:05:11.440 oh let

01:05:11.900 me

01:05:12.000 tell you

01:05:12.280 something

01:05:12.520 about

01:05:13.000 some

01:05:14.580 Democrat

01:05:14.980 you

01:05:16.440 wouldn't

01:05:16.640 believe

01:05:16.900 it

01:05:17.140 and then

01:05:18.660 he'd

01:05:18.800 say

01:05:18.960 no I

01:05:19.340 saw

01:05:19.520 it

01:05:19.620 on

01:05:19.700 a

01:05:19.820 document

01:05:20.200 and

01:05:20.760 you'd

01:05:20.880 say

01:05:21.000 yeah sure

01:05:21.480 you did

01:05:21.820 I don't

01:05:22.840 believe

01:05:23.040 it

01:05:23.300 but if

01:05:24.220 he has

01:05:24.460 the

01:05:24.640 document

01:05:25.180 and he

01:05:26.080 can

01:05:26.200 show

01:05:26.500 it

01:05:26.620 to

01:05:26.740 you

01:05:26.900 well

01:05:28.140 you

01:05:28.360 might

01:05:28.520 believe

01:05:28.740 that

01:05:29.080 you

01:05:29.820 might

01:05:30.000 believe

01:05:30.260 that

01:05:30.600 so

01:05:32.220 so that

01:05:34.640 would

01:05:34.760 explain

01:05:35.320 blackmail

01:05:36.420 information

01:05:36.880 would

01:05:37.220 explain

01:05:37.760 why

01:05:39.200 we

01:05:40.520 don't

01:05:40.820 know

01:05:40.960 what

01:05:41.100 the

01:05:41.220 topic

01:05:41.520 is

01:05:41.920 or even

01:05:43.600 the field

01:05:44.100 of topics

01:05:44.660 because I

01:05:45.360 feel like

01:05:45.720 they could

01:05:46.060 have

01:05:46.180 narrowed

01:05:46.500 it down

01:05:46.900 to

01:05:47.260 it's

01:05:48.760 something

01:05:49.040 military

01:05:49.560 or

01:05:50.920 it's

01:05:51.200 something

01:05:51.680 I don't

01:05:53.440 know

01:05:53.780 intel

01:05:54.360 related

01:05:54.860 or

01:05:55.120 something

01:05:55.380 all

01:05:58.640 right

01:05:58.840 don't

01:06:00.180 you think

01:06:00.480 he made

01:06:00.760 copies

01:06:01.200 I don't

01:06:01.660 know

01:06:01.980 I don't

01:06:03.960 know

01:06:04.220 I have

01:06:04.700 no idea

01:06:05.140 oh

01:06:05.940 election

01:06:06.340 fraud

01:06:06.760 information

01:06:07.340 maybe

01:06:08.960 maybe

01:06:11.140 could be

01:06:13.060 Epstein's

01:06:13.780 client list

01:06:14.540 do you

01:06:15.560 think the

01:06:15.920 government

01:06:16.300 has

01:06:16.920 Epstein's

01:06:17.700 client list

01:06:18.340 I do

01:06:19.620 I do

01:06:21.300 I think

01:06:22.320 the government

01:06:22.800 has Epstein's

01:06:23.700 client list

01:06:24.260 do you

01:06:25.160 think

01:06:25.340 Trump

01:06:25.620 has

01:06:25.840 it

01:06:26.080 if

01:06:29.300 he

01:06:29.440 asked

01:06:29.660 for

01:06:29.860 it

01:06:29.980 he

01:06:30.040 has

01:06:30.240 it

01:06:30.480 if

01:06:32.520 he

01:06:32.660 asked

01:06:32.980 for

01:06:33.220 it

01:06:33.460 do you

01:06:34.240 think

01:06:34.400 he

01:06:34.540 wouldn't

01:06:34.840 ask

01:06:35.080 for

01:06:35.300 it

01:06:35.480 of

01:06:36.840 course

01:06:37.040 he

01:06:37.220 would

01:06:37.440 of

01:06:38.720 course

01:06:38.940 he

01:06:39.100 would

01:06:39.340 do

01:06:41.640 you

01:06:41.740 think

01:06:41.920 there's

01:06:42.160 a

01:06:42.300 reason

01:06:42.580 that

01:06:42.860 the

01:06:43.140 list

01:06:44.080 is

01:06:44.280 not

01:06:44.520 being

01:06:44.860 public

01:06:45.940 of

01:06:46.960 course

01:06:47.160 there

01:06:47.320 is

01:06:47.560 do

01:06:48.720 you

01:06:48.800 think

01:06:48.980 that

01:06:49.140 the

01:06:49.300 only

01:06:49.640 reason

01:06:50.040 is

01:06:51.040 because

01:06:51.460 there

01:06:51.880 are

01:06:52.080 Americans

01:06:52.640 on

01:06:52.960 the

01:06:53.080 list

01:06:53.440 you

01:06:54.120 think

01:06:54.280 that's

01:06:54.520 the

01:06:54.660 only

01:06:54.960 reason

01:06:55.400 that

01:06:56.540 it's

01:06:56.700 not

01:06:56.880 being

01:06:57.080 released

01:06:57.420 because

01:06:57.700 there

01:06:57.840 are

01:06:57.900 Americans

01:06:58.340 on

01:06:58.580 the

01:06:58.620 list

01:06:58.840 nope

01:06:59.540 here's

01:07:00.640 my

01:07:00.820 guess

01:07:01.160 it's

01:07:01.880 not

01:07:02.040 being

01:07:02.260 released

01:07:02.660 because

01:07:03.000 there

01:07:03.240 are

01:07:03.360 foreigners

01:07:03.680 on

01:07:03.960 the

01:07:04.080 list

01:07:04.340 and

01:07:05.360 we

01:07:05.500 don't

01:07:05.720 want

01:07:05.920 to

01:07:06.060 throw

01:07:06.280 our

01:07:06.460 allies

01:07:06.800 under

01:07:07.040 the

01:07:07.200 bus

01:07:07.460 so

01:07:08.500 even

01:07:08.740 if

01:07:08.940 you

01:07:09.060 thought

01:07:09.260 oh

01:07:09.540 I'm

01:07:09.760 going

01:07:09.860 to

01:07:09.940 throw

01:07:10.100 these

01:07:10.380 Democrats

01:07:10.820 under

01:07:11.080 the

01:07:11.220 bus

01:07:11.480 or

01:07:11.700 somebody

01:07:12.060 else

01:07:12.380 you

01:07:13.620 wouldn't

01:07:13.960 want

01:07:14.160 to

01:07:14.280 necessarily

01:07:14.720 throw

01:07:15.280 Great

01:07:16.040 Britain

01:07:16.260 under

01:07:16.520 the

01:07:16.680 bus

01:07:16.940 right

01:07:18.720 so

01:07:19.920 my

01:07:20.200 guess

01:07:20.460 is

01:07:20.720 that

01:07:21.000 whatever

01:07:21.600 else

01:07:22.040 is

01:07:22.260 there

01:07:22.540 if

01:07:23.560 Trump

01:07:23.900 never

01:07:24.240 asked

01:07:24.680 for a

01:07:25.100 copy

01:07:25.400 of

01:07:25.640 the

01:07:25.800 Epstein

01:07:26.160 client

01:07:26.760 list

01:07:27.120 and

01:07:27.820 I

01:07:27.980 don't

01:07:28.120 believe

01:07:28.360 for a

01:07:28.620 second

01:07:28.820 it

01:07:29.020 doesn't

01:07:29.340 exist

01:07:29.780 do you

01:07:30.380 believe

01:07:31.720 it

01:07:31.900 doesn't

01:07:32.180 exist

01:07:32.600 do

01:07:34.300 there's

01:07:36.660 no way

01:07:37.000 that

01:07:37.200 they don't

01:07:38.100 have

01:07:38.280 that

01:07:38.520 somebody

01:07:39.340 has

01:07:39.680 it

01:07:39.920 right

01:07:40.560 and

01:07:41.180 he

01:07:41.340 could

01:07:41.540 have

01:07:41.640 asked

01:07:41.900 for

01:07:42.120 it

01:07:42.260 could

01:07:42.460 he

01:07:42.560 not

01:07:42.860 because

01:07:45.440 there

01:07:45.620 would

01:07:45.740 be

01:07:45.840 national

01:07:46.280 security

01:07:46.860 whoever

01:07:48.360 is

01:07:48.660 on

01:07:48.800 that

01:07:48.960 list

01:07:49.280 would

01:07:49.500 be

01:07:49.620 a

01:07:49.740 matter

01:07:49.900 of

01:07:50.020 national

01:07:50.360 security

01:07:50.840 so

01:07:51.360 it

01:07:51.500 wouldn't

01:07:51.660 matter

01:07:51.900 if

01:07:52.060 it

01:07:52.160 was

01:07:52.320 a

01:07:52.580 state

01:07:53.200 legal

01:07:53.560 action

01:07:54.000 or

01:07:54.200 anything

01:07:54.400 else

01:07:54.700 the

01:07:55.220 president

01:07:55.560 of the

01:07:55.740 United

01:07:55.880 States

01:07:56.200 should

01:07:56.460 be

01:07:56.600 able

01:07:56.720 to

01:07:56.860 see

01:07:57.020 it

01:07:57.200 because

01:07:57.480 it

01:07:57.640 would

01:07:57.760 be

01:07:58.120 directly

01:07:58.940 and

01:07:59.280 very

01:07:59.540 importantly

01:08:00.060 linked

01:08:00.500 to

01:08:00.680 national

01:08:01.020 security

01:08:01.500 so

01:08:02.520 of

01:08:02.700 course

01:08:02.900 he

01:08:03.060 could

01:08:03.180 ask

01:08:03.380 for

01:08:03.580 it

01:08:03.780 so

01:08:04.620 I'm

01:08:04.780 going

01:08:04.880 to

01:08:04.980 say

01:08:05.240 it

01:08:05.920 probably

01:08:06.320 exists

01:08:06.960 Trump

01:08:09.640 probably

01:08:12.860 he

01:08:13.380 probably

01:08:13.960 would

01:08:14.280 have

01:08:14.460 legal

01:08:14.800 access

01:08:15.100 to

01:08:15.440 it

01:08:15.620 and

01:08:17.560 if

01:08:17.720 there's

01:08:17.920 one

01:08:18.180 thing

01:08:18.420 you're

01:08:18.640 going

01:08:18.740 to

01:08:18.840 keep

01:08:19.180 with

01:08:19.400 you

01:08:19.540 and

01:08:19.720 take

01:08:19.920 to

01:08:20.120 Mar-a-Lago

01:08:20.620 it's

01:08:22.440 that

01:08:22.720 it's

01:08:24.120 that

01:08:24.420 now

01:08:25.300 that

01:08:25.480 would

01:08:25.640 explain

01:08:26.000 why

01:08:26.200 there's

01:08:26.400 so

01:08:26.560 many

01:08:26.800 of

01:08:26.960 them

01:08:27.140 because

01:08:28.080 it's

01:08:28.280 got

01:08:28.420 to

01:08:28.480 be

01:08:28.620 more

01:08:28.800 than

01:08:28.940 one

01:08:29.120 topic

01:08:29.520 but

01:08:30.280 you

01:08:30.500 could

01:08:30.700 easily

01:08:31.000 imagine

01:08:31.440 that

01:08:31.740 he

01:08:31.900 could

01:08:32.080 find

01:08:32.520 blackmail

01:08:33.440 on

01:08:33.740 a

01:08:33.880 variety

01:08:34.180 of

01:08:34.360 topics

01:08:34.800 some

01:08:37.000 of it

01:08:37.240 I

01:08:37.380 think

01:08:37.540 also

01:08:37.800 is

01:08:38.000 just

01:08:38.160 personal

01:08:38.580 because

01:08:39.720 I

01:08:39.860 think

01:08:40.040 his

01:08:40.300 relationship

01:08:40.900 with

01:08:41.220 Kim

01:08:41.460 Jong

01:08:41.720 Un

01:08:41.960 is

01:08:42.380 partly

01:08:42.760 political

01:08:43.220 and

01:08:43.460 partly

01:08:43.700 personal

01:08:44.140 and

01:08:45.120 that

01:08:45.260 he

01:08:45.400 may

01:08:45.580 have

01:08:45.720 thought

01:08:45.980 maybe

01:08:46.720 some

01:08:46.940 of

01:08:47.020 this

01:08:47.140 is

01:08:47.260 personal

01:08:47.560 so

01:08:48.000 I

01:08:48.120 think

01:08:48.260 it's

01:08:48.440 going to

01:08:48.600 be

01:08:48.720 not

01:08:48.940 one

01:08:49.200 thing

01:08:49.500 I

01:08:50.620 don't

01:08:50.840 think

01:08:51.040 you're

01:08:51.260 going to

01:08:51.380 find

01:08:51.600 out

01:08:51.860 that

01:08:52.180 they're

01:08:52.360 all

01:08:52.540 about

01:08:52.800 one

01:08:53.120 topic

01:08:53.560 it's

01:08:54.700 not

01:08:54.900 going

01:08:55.040 to

01:08:55.060 be

01:08:55.180 about

01:08:55.380 a

01:08:55.480 biography

01:08:55.980 it's

01:08:56.940 not

01:08:57.140 going

01:08:57.280 to

01:08:57.320 be

01:08:57.440 about

01:08:57.720 selling

01:08:58.560 them

01:08:58.840 or

01:09:00.780 secrets

01:09:01.240 it's

01:09:02.000 going

01:09:02.140 to

01:09:02.240 be

01:09:08.580 just

01:09:08.760 some

01:09:09.060 weird

01:09:09.460 other

01:09:10.200 reason

01:09:10.600 that

01:09:11.000 wasn't

01:09:11.320 that

01:09:11.500 important

01:09:11.900 so

01:09:13.340 I

01:09:13.460 think

01:09:13.600 it's

01:09:13.760 going

01:09:13.880 to

01:09:13.900 be

01:09:14.120 primarily

01:09:14.880 blackmail

01:09:15.580 that's

01:09:17.440 my

01:09:17.820 hypothesis

01:09:21.080 now

01:09:23.360 I

01:09:23.520 don't

01:09:23.660 know

01:09:23.820 if

01:09:23.940 we'll

01:09:24.100 ever

01:09:24.280 know

01:09:24.660 so

01:09:24.980 it's

01:09:25.140 probably

01:09:25.420 a

01:09:25.640 safe

01:09:25.920 hypothesis

01:09:26.480 we'll

01:09:26.840 never

01:09:27.000 be

01:09:27.180 able

01:09:27.300 to

01:09:27.520 test

01:09:28.460 it

01:09:28.740 so

01:09:34.660 you

01:09:34.780 don't

01:09:34.940 think

01:09:35.080 it

01:09:35.160 was

01:09:35.240 blackmail

01:09:35.680 nope

01:09:40.940 so

01:09:41.900 some

01:09:42.180 people

01:09:42.360 think

01:09:42.580 it

01:09:42.680 wasn't

01:09:42.900 blackmail

01:09:43.280 what

01:09:43.660 do

01:09:43.740 you

01:09:43.800 think

01:09:43.920 it

01:09:44.020 was

01:09:44.240 now

01:09:45.160 you

01:09:45.640 could

01:09:45.800 also

01:09:45.980 call

01:09:46.220 it

01:09:46.360 insurance

01:09:46.760 so

01:09:47.540 maybe

01:09:47.880 blackmail

01:09:48.400 is

01:09:48.520 the

01:09:48.640 wrong

01:09:48.920 thing

01:09:49.380 it

01:09:49.760 could

01:09:49.940 be

01:09:50.100 insurance

01:09:50.700 as

01:09:51.560 in

01:09:51.780 if

01:09:52.000 you

01:09:52.120 put

01:09:52.320 me

01:09:52.460 to

01:09:52.620 jail

01:09:52.960 this

01:09:54.360 list

01:09:54.640 is

01:09:54.800 going

01:09:54.960 to

01:09:55.020 come

01:09:55.160 out

01:09:55.360 could

01:09:55.680 be

01:09:55.800 that

01:09:56.120 that

01:09:56.400 would

01:09:56.500 be

01:09:56.600 a

01:09:56.700 smart

01:09:56.920 move

01:09:57.220 if

01:09:57.420 I

01:09:57.540 were

01:09:57.620 him

01:09:57.800 if

01:09:58.060 I

01:09:58.500 were

01:09:58.620 him

01:09:58.780 I

01:09:58.940 do

01:09:59.100 that

01:09:59.400 that's

01:09:59.820 exactly

01:10:00.140 what

01:10:00.340 I

01:10:00.420 do

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Real Coffee with Scott Adams - September 03, 2022

Episode 1855 Scott Adams： The News Is Weird Today, But Also Funny. Bring A Beverage

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