Episode 1862 Scott Adams: Imaginary Civil War Updates, And What About Those Hunted Republicans?
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Summary
What would it take to put you across that line into the best day you ve ever had? Well, all you need is a cup, a mug, a glass, a teacup, a bottle of coffee, or a container of any other liquid you like, and join me for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine that makes everything better.
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Good morning, everybody, and congratulations for what you've done for the world so far.
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Yeah, you woke up, you became part of it, and so far you're on the verge of the best day you've ever had.
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What would it take to put you across that line into the best day that you've ever had?
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Well, all you need is a cup or mug or a glass of tank or chelsea stein, a canteen jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind, fill it with your favorite liquid.
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And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine here today that makes everything better.
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Now, did I tell you about my little health mystery?
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I was trying to figure out why when I write, I become so tired that I actually fall asleep instantly.
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But when I do other things, I'm not necessarily tired.
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If there's something in your lifestyle or your diet or your practice that's not working, try to isolate it.
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So yesterday, I actually very methodically tried to see what it is that wakes me up about going to Starbucks.
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Because when I go to Starbucks, I can sit there and write as long as I want.
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I was trying to figure out, is it the environment, the temperature, the people around, or is it just the caffeine?
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Now, I couldn't understand it would be the caffeine, because I drink coffee continuously.
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So the first thing I did was I tested how I felt before I went.
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I mean, walking across the flat surface in my house was a challenge.
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It was actually hard to the point where I really didn't even want to be standing.
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This is not tired like, oh, I didn't get sleep last night.
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Because I did it on a day when I had plenty of sleep.
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So I eliminated lack of sleep, because it was a day I had plenty of sleep.
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So I thought, well, maybe it's diet or something like that.
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And the first thing I do is, since you're waiting for your beverage, I wanted to see how awake I was just sitting at a table.
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And I did feel, in fact, a little bit more awake.
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But just being in an environment with more action and stuff.
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But also, the temperature, I estimate, was probably 68 degrees.
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Now, if you're in a place that has a heat wave going on, as I am, you've probably had your house as 75 or above for a while now.
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And it wasn't too cold that I had to leave or get a jacket.
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It's an icy drink with a, I don't know, a shot of coffee in it.
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And I only have, like, this much of a large thing.
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And already, instantly, I could feel a difference.
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By the time I was done with my one drink, and I had a little banana bread just so I had something else with me.
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And, in fact, it was so much fun to write because it was so easy.
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But, you know, I don't like to stay at a Starbucks for two hours.
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I eliminated, and by the way, I was going to go to the gym before I went to Starbucks, but I couldn't.
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But after the Starbucks, I was like, oh, I could totally.
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I went to the gym, and not only did I have a good workout, it was a really good one.
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So I went from literally, and again, this is not hyperbole, it was difficult to walk on a flat surface.
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To having a Starbucks experience, and being able to go to the gym, and do a vigorous workout, and then wide awake all night.
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Because it's similar enough to other experiences.
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So there's something in that drink that is completely unlike the literally Starbucks coffee that I drink all day.
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And then, right, and then double this, because I drink about two of these before noon.
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And it doesn't make any difference to my energy level.
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Like, well, I mean, I'm sure it would be better than if I didn't do it.
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But I couldn't even walk with just regular coffee.
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But as soon as I had that Starbucks drink, I went to the gym.
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I can do sugary treats at home, and it wouldn't make any difference.
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Next thing I'll test is I'll drive there, I'll get the drink, and I'll drive directly.
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And then I'll do the Starbucks drink at home and see if I stay awake.
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In my book, well, I guess this is about me, too.
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In my book, I had to fail at almost everything and still went big.
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One of the big tips I give is that you should experiment with your own health.
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You should be in a continuous, never-stop, long-term experiment to say, okay, if I eat peanuts, does it make me less hungry?
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So every time you have a hypothesis, try to isolate all the other variables and really see if it makes a difference.
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Because whatever this is, this is a major, major deal in my happiness and life.
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I saw a funny tweet by James Newbury, a user on, just a Twitter user.
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And he said that somewhere around 25 years ago, I got my first tech job.
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We were on a jihad to connect everyone on the Internet.
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Our thinking was that if every person had access to the entire sum of human knowledge,
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His last sentence is, in hindsight, we were so fucking naive.
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Hey, if I work really hard, weekends and nights, I could get everybody connected to the Internet,
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Well, well, here's what they did not see coming.
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If you empower the dumbest among us to have an equal voice,
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So in the old pre-Internet days, what did it take for somebody to get noticed?
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Before the Internet, what did you have to do to rise high enough that you could be in, say, a newspaper or give a speech?
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You probably had to be really educated and accomplished.
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Other people had to think you had some substance.
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But now all you need is a Twitter account and say some provocative things and you get followers and you can be as dumb as you want.
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So I think when we enabled the dumbest among us to be full participants in the intellectual discourse,
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The antidote, what is the antidote to too many dumb people on the Internet?
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Okay, Robert, there's a good hypothesis on YouTube of fellatio.
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And I'm going to take that as a solid number two solution, really, for just about everything.
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In fact, you know, I'm no doctor, so don't take this as medical advice.
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But there are very few problems you can't solve with fellatio.
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I'm talking about being on the receiving end here.
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If you're on the giving end, that doesn't solve as many problems.
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I think I was talking about something else, though.
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Oh, so the solution to all the dumb people on the Internet is this, what you're doing right now.
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Which is, there are some people who can help you think about stuff better, because they spend time in that field.
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That I can help you figure out what's true and what's not.
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Now, I think somebody like Mike Cernovich is one of those people.
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Meaning that he's more clever than you are at figuring out what's true and what's not.
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So if you want to figure out how to avoid all the dumbest people on the Internet, find some people who have spent some time and developed some skill to know what's true.
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I mean, you've certainly seen me be wrong enough.
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But, yeah, I just use Cernovich as my universal example for just about everything.
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Let me give Ben Shapiro a compliment, by the way.
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But, you know, when you're watching the Queen go 70 years without making an error, which really is remarkable.
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Then you start asking yourself if there's, like, anybody else.
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You know, he's gone a long time without making an error.
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And so Ben Shapiro says a lot of stuff, and I don't think he's wrong very often, is he?
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He probably has the highest ratio of saying stuff in public without being wrong of just about anybody you can imagine.
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And also, I don't think that Ben Shapiro has fallen for any conspiracy theories.
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Has he actually managed to surf the highest level of right-leaning politics without buying into any conspiracy theories?
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I don't think he's bought into one that I'm aware of.
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I don't think he bought into the fine people hoax.
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Wrong about the facts or wrong about the importance of it.
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Anyway, you know, the other thing, well, I'm going to switch paths here for a minute.
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He retweeted a woman who was saying that she didn't understand, this is a little viral video,
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of a woman explaining that if Donald Trump is so awesome and he is not a criminal,
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why can't he get the top lawyers to defend him?
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So this is a Democrat, obviously, saying if Donald Trump is so good, just like you think,
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why can't he get the best lawyers to defend him, she says.
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Why do you think that Trump can't get the best lawyers according to one person?
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Well, number one, have you heard of Alan Dershowitz?
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Like Alan Dershowitz, the number one guy you'd probably want on your side if you had a legal problem.
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So he does have the best lawyer in the world, you know, or at least certainly in the top 0.001%.
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So think about the, yeah, Harmeet doing a great job, we hear.
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Yeah, but, so first of all, I would question the statement that he's not getting good representation.
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I think it's more to the point that Trump embraces people who embrace him.
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I think that basically explains everything about it.
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But it's not like he doesn't have also high-quality attorneys, right?
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But here's what the Democrats don't quite understand.
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The reason Trump can't get good help is Democrats.
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The reason nobody wants to work with Trump is because of what Democrats say about Trump, which is, most of it's untrue.
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Because if they said accurate, fair things about Trump, then people would say, oh, I totally disagree with maybe Trump's opinion on whatever.
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But I wouldn't have any problem representing him.
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As long as everybody's being reasonable, he's just a reasonable person in a reasonable world.
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But when they paid him out to be the next Hitler, who the hell is going to represent that?
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It doesn't even matter what the lawyer believes, if they believe that other people will destroy their lives for being associated.
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But I guess the amazing part here is that the person who made the video saying, why don't people want to work with or represent Trump?
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And the person who tweeted it actually don't understand that they're the problem.
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They actually don't understand that they are the problem.
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And the actual tweet that I'm talking about is the problem.
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That's the reason that they don't work with him.
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So that the I guess it's just a stunning lack of awareness, a stunning lack of awareness.
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A weird thing happened with the Dilbert comic online.
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It got a whole bunch of the text in the first panel got deleted before it got published.
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Because the part that got deleted doesn't have any special importance.
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So I think it happened in the production of it somehow.
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Somebody said the newspapers have a correct version, but the online is wrong.
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But, if you like to collect things, maybe you'll make an NFT out of it.
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There was a CNN article talking about Ted Cruz's complicated relationship with Trump.
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And let me tell you, this was an amazing article.
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You know, it said, it talked about Trump insulting Cruz's wife and all that.
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And I kept reading the article waiting for the part where it would say, but of course, you know, Trump is a fascist monster or something like that.
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It was actually a story about two Republicans that actually just talked about the interesting news around them.
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And I read the whole article looking for the CNN spin where, you know, he's the devil.
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So if you don't think that the new head of CNN is serious about pivoting to the middle, I mean, he's serious.
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Well, the news on Ukraine seems to be all pointing in one direction suddenly.
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We don't really know what's happening in Ukraine and Russia.
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But it is notable that even the Russians are not disagreeing with the coverage at the moment.
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And the coverage is saying that the Ukrainians are making major advances against the positions of the Russians.
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So they've gone 30 miles across the previous line.
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Well, let me go to the whiteboard and give you an update.
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I know it can be confusing because a lot of people are, you know, not familiar with the area.
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So what you've got is you've got the Ukrainian forces that are surrounding the Blakapa, Karba region.
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But they're also making inroads in the Kalakapa and the Akpa-Kizamara.
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But there are a lot of assets being lost in the Kupansk-Lakbaki and Ludakski and Papkin.
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So, but this area just surrounding the Lakapa is sustaining heavy fire.
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But we do hear that there is a retreat in the Lakdaklupkaka and the Golgungi and Papka.
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But the Key and Peele are making inroads as well.
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Now, there is one thing that is conspicuously missing in this story.
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There don't appear to be any airplanes in the story.
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And the unexplained part is where's the Russian Air Force?
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The Russian Air Force, it just doesn't seem to be part of the war.
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Now, one theory is that the Ukrainians took delivery of some advanced anti-aircraft assets
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That could be the whole, that might be the whole explanation.
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It could be that the new anti-aircraft is so good that Russia would just be throwing away jets.
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In other words, they wouldn't gain enough by putting a jet up there versus the odds of losing it.
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Now, it may also be true that the Ukrainians had great success destroying weapons depots and resupply lines,
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Remember, everything out of this region is suspect and fog of war.
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But even the Russians are not claiming they're holding tight.
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So, the reporting is Russians are retreating, they're abandoning the equipment,
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the Ukrainians are basically taking over cities without a fight,
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and it's starting to look like the entire Russian army is collapsing.
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I mean, maybe Russia is like baiting in the, you know,
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But one report said that's what the Ukrainians did to the Russian army.
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The Ukrainians allegedly, again, who knows what to believe,
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but allegedly they actually baited the best Russian forces into a kill box
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And once they had degraded the best Russian forces,
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then they mounted the invasion and there was nothing to stop them.
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Remember, everything about this is highly suspect.
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You know that Ukraine was smart enough and skilled enough,
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to know that persuasion is maybe the most important part of the war.
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Do you think there's someone who's capable of that level of persuasion?
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And by the way, this would be the very best in the world.
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Do you think that his persuasion only works that powerfully
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Because this might be the variable that everybody's missing.
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a discouragement campaign against the Russian soldiers,
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it looks like their will to fight has been broken.
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Does it at least match the facts that we can discern?