Real Coffee with Scott Adams - Episode 1863 Scott Adams： It Looks Like A Slow News Day So Let's Just Make Up The News

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00:00:12.520 Now, it's a rare, rare morning, because not only are we still talking about the Queen's

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00:00:28.860 Any one of those things could have made the regular news disappear, but you put two of

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00:01:19.980 All right.

00:01:21.300 So what's going on today?

00:01:23.320 Has anybody ever tried to upgrade a phone while also being a senior citizen?

00:01:31.160 Has anybody tried to do that recently?

00:01:32.820 Let me tell you what it should be like.

00:01:38.340 Oh, here's my new phone.

00:01:40.880 Oh, here's my new phone.

00:01:42.500 I'll take my old phone and deactivate it.

00:01:46.240 And then I'll activate my new phone using the same phone numbers and stuff.

00:01:51.200 And the new one will just like pick up all the characteristics of the old one.

00:01:56.360 And man, will I be happy?

00:01:59.040 Won't I be happy?

00:02:00.760 Because, you know, millions and millions and millions of phones are upgraded every year.

00:02:05.720 So if there's one thing that the phone company knows how to do, am I right?

00:02:11.080 It's upgrading one phone.

00:02:13.800 Obviously, they know how to do that.

00:02:16.940 Would you like to know the statistics for me upgrading my phone?

00:02:23.760 It started with five trips to a website.

00:02:27.780 Every time I went to the Verizon website to upgrade my phone, I would navigate to the right place.

00:02:36.380 And the user interface was so confusing that I would run out of time before I could figure out how to order the phone.

00:02:45.220 Because I had to figure out which one I wanted and there were some complications there.

00:02:49.040 So five different times I tried to order a phone.

00:02:52.420 But because they made it difficult, I ran out of time each time.

00:02:57.080 So five trips to a website so far.

00:03:00.440 So then I said to myself, well, screw that.

00:03:03.660 There's a Verizon store that I drive by every day.

00:03:07.140 Literally every day I drive by a Verizon store.

00:03:09.820 So I said, I'll just walk in there.

00:03:12.640 I'll pick up my phone and I'll walk out.

00:03:16.440 That's easier than going to a website five times and bailing out each time.

00:03:20.560 So I go into the store.

00:03:22.860 Turns out it's not a Verizon store.

00:03:24.600 It's a Verizon branded store run by a third party, which is different.

00:03:32.400 It's different.

00:03:34.040 And so I said to them, do you have the model phone that I want?

00:03:39.140 And I never remember what model is what.

00:03:41.080 I think it was the 13 Max Pro or something.

00:03:44.080 So I say, do you have the phone that I want?

00:03:47.380 And they say, what do they say?

00:03:50.240 What do you think they said?

00:03:52.440 Yes.

00:03:53.240 Yes.

00:03:54.000 Have you done any shopping for a product in a store in 2022?

00:03:58.940 What do they say?

00:04:00.040 What do you say?

00:04:00.620 Do you have the product I want?

00:04:02.520 Is it in stock?

00:04:04.460 Yes.

00:04:05.180 Yes, we do.

00:04:06.520 And then you start doing some paperwork, right?

00:04:08.580 And then what does the person in the store start doing once you say you would like to get that phone?

00:04:16.560 What do they do when you say, yes, I would like the phone?

00:04:19.960 What do they do?

00:04:21.940 You know what they do.

00:04:23.760 What do they do?

00:04:26.680 Well, it's like you've never been in a phone store.

00:04:30.020 What do they do?

00:04:32.040 No, no, no.

00:04:32.760 They don't upsell.

00:04:33.600 They don't order it.

00:04:34.380 They don't upgrade.

00:04:35.840 No, no, no.

00:04:36.520 It's like you've never been there before.

00:04:39.020 Let me tell you what they do.

00:04:41.260 They walk over to their computer, which you can't see their screen because you're on the other side of the desk.

00:04:46.720 And they sit down at the desk and they start playing Tetris or possibly Minecraft.

00:04:54.800 And they'll do that for an hour.

00:04:57.400 Tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip.

00:05:02.120 And I'll be on the other side of the desk and I'm thinking, you know my phone number, you know my name, and you know what I wanted.

00:05:11.460 How much fucking typing does that take?

00:05:14.160 Because if I were going to order this online, if I could have found where to click, I would have clicked three things and been done.

00:05:22.960 And so I'm sitting there waiting and I'm thinking, well, it's a good thing I still have my old phone.

00:05:27.740 So I take out my phone and I'm playing with my phone and I'm thinking, I wonder how long this will last.

00:05:33.320 Type, type, type.

00:05:34.740 Type, type, type, type, type, type.

00:05:36.380 Type, type, type, type, type, type, type.

00:05:38.180 Type, type, type, type, type, type.

00:05:39.600 Type, type, type, type, type.

00:05:40.460 And I'm like, well, it's been 20 minutes.

00:05:44.400 It's been 20 minutes now.

00:05:46.020 Type, type, type, type, type, type, type, type, type, type, type, type, type, type, type, type.

00:05:51.380 So then the guy says, what memory do you want on your phone?

00:05:57.020 And I go, oh, I don't know, what's the high end because I don't want to run out.

00:06:02.220 He goes, well, the only one we have is the one with the lowest amount of memory.

00:06:07.500 Oh, here it comes.

00:06:09.300 Here it comes.

00:06:09.840 So they do have the phone, but they don't have the one with the right amount of memory.

00:06:16.500 So I wanted 512, but he had 256.

00:06:21.520 128 would have been too low.

00:06:23.400 So I said to myself, can you tell me how much I've used so far?

00:06:28.400 And so we looked that up.

00:06:30.000 I guess I could tell on my own phone.

00:06:32.020 So I look at my phone and I'd only used less than half of what I had, far less than half of what I had.

00:06:37.360 So I said, oh, oh, actually, I guess I don't need the maximum.

00:06:41.940 I can go down to half of the maximum, which is the phone they had.

00:06:45.680 So I agreed that I would buy the phone that they had, not the one I wanted.

00:06:50.500 Very common experience, right?

00:06:53.140 You think you want a phone, you get all excited, and then you go to the guy who does this, tap, tap, tap, time, time, time.

00:07:00.500 And after 20 minutes, you're so fucking tired and annoyed that you will buy any phone that's offered.

00:07:08.440 So I said, all right, all right, give me the 256.

00:07:13.560 So that was our deal.

00:07:15.540 Do you think they had the 256?

00:07:20.100 Nope, nope.

00:07:21.920 After all of that, the phone he sold me, they didn't have.

00:07:25.280 Didn't have the 256.

00:07:27.700 Didn't have anything.

00:07:28.380 How often has that happened to you?

00:07:32.140 How about every time?

00:07:33.660 How about every time?

00:07:35.300 Every time you go into a store, they sell you something they don't have,

00:07:38.560 and then they try to get you to agree that they will order it and you'll pick it up.

00:07:44.080 So now I'm a little bit pregnant, right?

00:07:47.160 So now I've done five trips to a website that didn't work,

00:07:51.060 and now I've made one trip to a store.

00:07:52.900 And then I say, but what is the process these days for transferring my data?

00:08:02.960 Because, you know, if you don't upgrade every year, you think you better ask what the process is because it might change, right?

00:08:09.480 So the guy says, oh, it's really easy now.

00:08:12.740 All you have to do is put your new phone next to your old phone.

00:08:16.940 And I say, what?

00:08:18.280 He goes, yeah.

00:08:19.160 Just put your new phone next to your old phone.

00:08:21.160 Just lay them on the counter.

00:08:22.760 Turn on the new one.

00:08:24.520 And it will know it's the new one.

00:08:26.020 It'll talk to the old one.

00:08:27.500 And then you'll approve it.

00:08:28.740 It'll just, like, shoot that data over like frickin' magic.

00:08:34.440 How'd that work?

00:08:36.500 Did it work just the way he explained it?

00:08:40.600 Do you think that my experience that evening was in any way, in any way,

00:08:46.660 similar to putting two phones together and saying, huh, I guess you want to move some data?

00:08:53.280 No, no.

00:08:54.600 Nothing like that happened.

00:08:55.820 What began was an odyssey, an odyssey, because what did the new phone do as soon as I turned it on?

00:09:05.540 It started begging for an update.

00:09:08.560 That's right.

00:09:09.280 My brand new phone didn't have the most modern operating system.

00:09:13.700 So in the middle of the transfer, in the middle, not at the beginning, at the middle,

00:09:19.540 once I'd started things going, it asked for an upgrade.

00:09:22.840 And I thought to myself, I don't know how this is going to work.

00:09:28.160 Are you supposed to upgrade your operating system in the middle of your upgrade,

00:09:32.660 in the middle of your transfer?

00:09:35.560 I don't know.

00:09:36.580 Is that going to delete all of my data?

00:09:39.100 I don't know.

00:09:40.700 So before I left the store, how do you think he first suggested that I transfer the data?

00:09:46.320 So that was actually his second suggestion, to put them next to each other and do it myself.

00:09:51.540 What was the first suggestion?

00:09:54.000 The first suggestion was, since there was nobody else in the store, now I know why,

00:10:00.020 he said, you can just leave your phone with us.

00:10:03.860 It will take us about half an hour, and we'll move your old data over to your new data.

00:10:08.180 And I said, what?

00:10:11.780 He goes, yeah, just unlock your phone.

00:10:15.240 Just leave your unlocked phone with all of your financial and personal data with some strangers for half an hour.

00:10:23.080 And when you come back, we'll have it all moved on to the new phone.

00:10:26.480 And I just looked at him like, does anybody ever say yes to that?

00:10:31.440 Are you telling me that there's somebody in the world who's ever heard that pitch and said, yeah, that sounds good.

00:10:38.840 Let me leave my unlocked phone with you for half an hour, stranger.

00:10:45.000 So I said, okay, that's not going to happen.

00:10:48.720 So then he tried to pitch it a few more times.

00:10:50.880 And I kept saying, okay, let's work with this constraint.

00:10:54.860 You're not going to have my unlocked phone.

00:10:57.500 Okay, make that work.

00:10:58.900 Make that work.

00:10:59.720 Okay, well, you could leave your...

00:11:02.020 No, no.

00:11:03.940 How about an idea that does not involve me leaving you my unlocked phone for half an hour?

00:11:09.600 You must work with that constraint.

00:11:11.720 Work with that constraint and give me a second way to move my data.

00:11:15.660 Because I'm not the first fucking person who ever upgraded a phone.

00:11:21.080 They acted like it was the first time it had ever been done.

00:11:25.280 Oh, my God.

00:11:26.800 My God.

00:11:27.740 So here was how we settled it.

00:11:32.080 I would take home the new phone.

00:11:33.840 I would do the transfer myself.

00:11:35.700 And then I would return with the old phone.

00:11:39.700 And then they'd, you know, combine the data and give me my discount.

00:11:45.120 So that will require me going there and back.

00:11:48.080 So that's four car trips.

00:11:49.440 So I've got five website visits, four car trips, and an entire evening.

00:11:55.980 Now, we're not done yet.

00:11:57.560 How many electronic devices did I have to use just to upgrade my phone?

00:12:04.260 Well, I needed the new phone.

00:12:05.680 I needed the old phone.

00:12:07.980 That's two.

00:12:09.020 But you also need another phone.

00:12:12.440 I needed another phone.

00:12:15.020 There's part of the process where you have to have a phone that's neither of those phones to call a number to activate it.

00:12:22.160 Now, they should have mentioned that because, you know what I don't have?

00:12:26.200 I don't have another phone.

00:12:28.880 I didn't have a phone.

00:12:31.060 These are my only phones.

00:12:33.720 So now I can't call anybody.

00:12:37.120 What do I do?

00:12:38.220 Because both of them are sort of, you know, in the process now.

00:12:41.480 So I have no phone.

00:12:42.860 I had to go find a landline and plug it in and hope that I had phone service because it was part of a package for my cable company.

00:12:53.600 And so then I had to recharge a phone before I could call the phone number.

00:12:59.540 Now, then when it says, hey, we're not sure it's you, go to your other devices and it'll be on another device.

00:13:09.560 You can approve it from another device that's already approved.

00:13:13.580 Now, I have a lot of devices because I've got two iPads running right now for what I'm doing right now.

00:13:19.860 So even right now, I've got, you know, three devices right here.

00:13:22.380 So in my big house, I would hear ping and I wouldn't know what room there was a device that was the device I had to go find to get the approval for the device in the other room.

00:13:36.140 So now I'm running up and down stairs, room to room, looking for the ping and trying to find the thing before it times out.

00:13:45.420 But then each app that I try to get into, oh, and then it says that my iCloud password doesn't work anymore.

00:13:54.800 My iCloud password, the most basic thing that I use all the time.

00:13:58.740 Somehow they changed the password on me because my regular, I'm not, I do know my password.

00:14:05.360 It is written down in a top secret place.

00:14:09.000 I know my password.

00:14:10.620 It just didn't work anymore.

00:14:13.000 So I had to change it.

00:14:14.980 Took a long time to change it because it didn't like any of my new passwords.

00:14:18.000 So now I have a password I can't remember because it's not the old one.

00:14:25.240 And I think it took, I don't know, probably I wasted an entire day.

00:14:32.660 If you added it all together, probably a full day.

00:14:34.600 And I haven't returned the old phone yet.

00:14:36.600 So I'm still working on it.

00:14:37.760 It's like a whole project.

00:14:39.080 Now, did I tell you a story about going to the DMV and just trying to transfer a car into the name of my ex?

00:14:49.000 You're just part of the divorce process.

00:14:51.440 And they didn't know how to do it.

00:14:53.580 The DMV didn't know how to fill out the forms to transfer a car into somebody else's name.

00:14:58.760 That's what they do.

00:15:00.520 The phone company didn't know how to upgrade my phone.

00:15:04.040 It's all they do.

00:15:05.360 It's all they do.

00:15:07.060 It's all they do.

00:15:09.080 They didn't know how.

00:15:11.080 Now, if you multiplied, in my experience, times the 200 million phone users of the United States,

00:15:19.360 you couldn't possibly support any kind of industry with that kind of efficiency.

00:15:24.640 So I don't know how, the rest of you probably just go to a website and click it and the phone shows up, right?

00:15:29.360 Is that how you do it?

00:15:30.920 You just click the website and the new phone shows up?

00:15:36.120 Well, that's the other way to do it.

00:15:37.560 I suppose that's the other way to do it.

00:15:41.140 Anyway, the point is not about me.

00:15:43.180 It's about how we seem to have completely broken systems everywhere.

00:15:47.480 This is part of the reason, I think, that we need to build a new place with no privacy.

00:15:58.400 Because if you said to me right now, Scott, I will make all of those problems go away, all you have to give up is all of your privacy.

00:16:08.000 Because then they'll know who you are.

00:16:10.020 It would be easy to upgrade your phone if the phone company knew for sure who you were and there was no doubt about it.

00:16:16.200 They'd say, oh, okay.

00:16:17.940 We'll just move this stuff over to you.

00:16:19.400 Now, I know you'll never agree with the lack of privacy, but it's the only thing that would make all this checking who I am.

00:16:27.320 I probably had to prove who I am 15 times.

00:16:32.720 And I'm not done, by the way.

00:16:33.840 Because every app that had a password, I have to break into it again.

00:16:41.360 I'm going to have to send it to phones and find out which phone and opening apps and upgrading things.

00:16:46.840 For every single app I use now, they all lost their passwords, which doesn't sound like something that should have happened.

00:16:55.120 They didn't all lose their passwords, but a bunch did.

00:16:57.080 All right, I saw a Joel Pollack tweet saying, basically, if Ukraine hits a turning point against Russia,

00:17:09.120 in other words, if Ukraine is winning and Putin does not or cannot retaliate,

00:17:15.520 Joe Biden will deserve credit for a gamble that only he could have achieved.

00:17:20.940 Why is it that only Biden could have achieved some kind of victory over Russia?

00:17:27.080 What did Biden have going that nobody else had going for him?

00:17:31.180 Well, Trump didn't have a going for him, maybe.

00:17:33.280 Because, as Joel says, the media would never tolerate backing a war without clear aims if done by a Republican president.

00:17:41.460 And I thought, oh, yeah, that's true.

00:17:45.520 Trump couldn't have done any of this.

00:17:47.500 Now, I'm not saying he would have or should have or it was a good idea, but he couldn't have done it.

00:17:52.580 Well, the media never would have allowed the war to go this long without something like a better idea for why we were there.

00:18:01.320 It's true.

00:18:02.580 But as Joel says, it remains a risky gamble.

00:18:05.720 And the current apparent advantage of Ukraine may not last.

00:18:10.060 Blah, blah, blah.

00:18:10.760 So it would be a good time for Putin to start talking.

00:18:13.780 Well, so here's the issue.

00:18:19.280 Do you believe anything that comes out of that area?

00:18:22.480 So let me give you a little, I'll give you a little of, say, good news, and then I'll completely cancel it at the end, all right?

00:18:30.580 So those of you who don't believe that Ukraine is having some lasting advantage here, I'll say something that you'll appreciate in a minute.

00:18:38.960 Okay, so just wait for that.

00:18:40.020 So it does appear that Russia is moving forces out of some places, and Ukraine is retaking those places.

00:18:51.220 So that part, I think we can say is true, because I believe both the Russians and the Ukrainians are saying the same thing about some areas.

00:19:01.900 Ukraine is, in fact, taking them back.

00:19:03.660 Now, Russia's description would be they're just, you know, letting some places go and fortifying others, but it's no big deal.

00:19:13.760 Now, Ukraine would say, but that little place we took happened to be the rail hub, like the most major rail hub for that whole area,

00:19:22.160 which means it's way more important than just a little piece of land.

00:19:29.120 Now, we don't know from here if Russia is in this massive collapse and retreat, because the word collapse is being used, not just by me.

00:19:40.900 By the way, am I the first, I'll bet I'm the first person you heard in public use the word collapse about the Russian military.

00:19:50.260 Collapse.

00:19:53.260 Did you hear anybody else even mention that that could be a possibility?

00:19:57.020 But I read a long tweet today from somebody who has some inside information over there,

00:20:01.560 saying it looks like the Russian military is, in fact, if you would believe the reporting, and you shouldn't,

00:20:07.780 you shouldn't believe the reporting, because it's not dependable at this point.

00:20:11.740 But if you did believe it, it's the reporting that the Russian military appears to be collapsing.

00:20:19.140 Because they, here's what the claim is.

00:20:22.400 And remember, I'm always going to say claim, because we don't know what's true over there and what's not.

00:20:28.500 And in a minute, I'll give you the Russian side of this that's actually very strong, the opposite view.

00:20:33.980 So wait for that.

00:20:34.740 So the view is that the Russians don't have air superiority.

00:20:42.720 Amazingly.

00:20:43.500 I mean, I don't know what's behind that, but it doesn't, they don't seem to have it.

00:20:46.960 Secondly, when they retreated, they did not retreat to a new fortification.

00:20:53.120 In other words, there's no new defensive line.

00:20:56.060 They're just running around.

00:20:57.280 Now, again, do you believe that's true?

00:21:02.080 I don't believe that's necessarily true.

00:21:04.880 I think they probably are forming a new defensive line.

00:21:08.540 Maybe it's just not being reported.

00:21:10.380 I don't know.

00:21:11.480 But if it were true, that would suggest collapse.

00:21:15.660 Now, we are seeing some stories of Russian, let's say, high-profile people questioning Putin in a public way, which is very unusual.

00:21:28.160 So there are signs that there's unrest.

00:21:32.780 And we know Zelensky has been working his persuasion against the Russian military and the mothers of the army, et cetera.

00:21:39.640 So maybe all that's working.

00:21:41.220 We also hear that Ukraine is degrading the supply lines and maybe the Russians can't resupply.

00:21:47.920 Maybe they've...

00:21:49.220 But here's something that I said yesterday that I've never heard anybody else say.

00:21:54.020 Do you remember in the beginning of the war, we believed that the Russian conscripts didn't even know where they were going or why.

00:22:02.280 Does that sound true?

00:22:04.040 It sounds true-ish.

00:22:06.340 I don't know that they could really not know where they were going or why.

00:22:09.600 I feel as if they would know, even if their command didn't tell them.

00:22:15.740 I feel like they could figure that out.

00:22:18.140 Anyway.

00:22:19.940 But now that the war has been raging for a long time and lots of villagers have been, let's say, taken into custody,

00:22:27.940 does that not suggest that the Russian soldiers have access to lots of phones?

00:22:33.200 Because they killed a lot of people.

00:22:37.300 And a lot of people had phones.

00:22:39.220 And they captured a lot of people and they had phones.

00:22:41.740 So it seems to me they could have gotten access to the Ukrainians' phones just by putting a gun to their head and say,

00:22:48.960 give me your password.

00:22:51.020 Am I wrong?

00:22:52.160 Give me your password.

00:22:53.220 All right.

00:22:53.680 Let's see what's going on in the world.

00:22:55.000 And then they just check the world because it's the only way they can check is on the captured phone.

00:23:00.640 Well, to me it seems that the Russian soldiers know exactly why they're there by now.

00:23:06.400 By now, right?

00:23:08.180 And what would you think if you were a Russian soldier?

00:23:12.240 Why are you fighting?

00:23:14.720 Can you think of any reason?

00:23:16.020 Imagine being a Russian soldier, you weren't really following the news, you're in your 20s,

00:23:21.900 and the next thing you're in Ukraine fighting people who look like you and sound like you.

00:23:26.600 And you don't know why.

00:23:29.340 Do you think they have any idea why they're there?

00:23:32.020 Because whatever they hear, yeah, something about Mother Russia needs to dominate Ukraine,

00:23:39.000 would that be a good reason to you?

00:23:42.240 That's like a good reason if you're the leader of the country.

00:23:45.000 We must have our historical power over Ukraine.

00:23:49.540 It's really part of Russia.

00:23:51.300 But I can't imagine any soldier caring about any of that.

00:23:55.380 That should be the most irrelevant goal anybody ever had if you're 23 and you're in the military.

00:24:01.560 So I can't believe that the military is doing anything except trying to avoid getting killed.

00:24:07.960 Right?

00:24:08.780 I think the Russians are very focused on not dying

00:24:12.780 because they don't think the war will last forever.

00:24:15.500 And there's no gain.

00:24:16.720 There's nothing to be no benefit from fighting.

00:24:19.580 So that might be the whole story, that they just have no reason to be there and they know it.

00:24:23.360 And maybe you can't shoot enough of them to make them fight anyway.

00:24:30.080 But here's the counter to that.

00:24:34.560 All right?

00:24:34.860 You want to hear the counter?

00:24:35.680 So now the news seems to be solidly indicating, as well as social media,

00:24:41.740 that Ukraine is making all these advances and the Russian military is collapsing.

00:24:46.220 You want to hear the alternative explanation?

00:24:49.460 Here's the alternative explanation.

00:24:53.640 Look at the room you're in.

00:24:55.500 Now look at the size of it.

00:24:57.560 Now take a postage stamp and throw it on the floor of whatever room you're in.

00:25:02.260 That postage stamp is how much the Ukrainians have captured back.

00:25:09.340 Nothing's happened.

00:25:10.240 In terms of the total amount of land that Russia took versus the total amount that's been taken back,

00:25:21.240 it's a postage stamp.

00:25:22.480 Now that postage stamp happens to be a critical rail junction,

00:25:26.980 so it might be more important than the size would indicate,

00:25:30.800 but it's a postage stamp.

00:25:33.260 Russia firmly controls the room that would look like the floor of the room you're in,

00:25:40.880 but Ukraine took the postage stamp back.

00:25:44.780 Now I'm exaggerating a little bit, but not much to make the point.

00:25:48.760 It's a small exaggeration to make the point.

00:25:50.780 So if you think that Ukraine has got Russia on the run,

00:25:55.300 it doesn't look anything like that from the sky.

00:25:58.520 From the sky it looks like they're having good days,

00:26:01.380 but there's not much changing on the ground.

00:26:04.880 Now it doesn't mean that that couldn't change quickly.

00:26:09.160 It could change quickly.

00:26:10.720 This could turn into a route, maybe,

00:26:13.000 but at this point it's sort of a postage stamp-sized readjustment.

00:26:21.960 We'll see if it matters.

00:26:24.940 They've taken back a great deal since February,

00:26:27.080 not a great deal as a percentage.

00:26:30.040 It might be a great deal in terms of square footage or something,

00:26:33.080 but not as a percentage.

00:26:34.160 One-third of Pakistan is underwater.

00:26:44.580 Can somebody remind me,

00:26:47.120 is Pakistan our good friend who did everything they could

00:26:51.680 to help us when 9-11 happened,

00:26:57.240 and they were just all over about helping us, right?

00:27:05.520 But how about Great Britain?

00:27:07.740 Great Britain's been a solid ally for decades and decades.

00:27:12.580 So should we talk about Pakistan being one-third underwater,

00:27:17.840 or should we talk about the Queen?

00:27:22.580 Hmm. Hmm.

00:27:24.120 Well, I do have empathy and sympathy for the people of Pakistan

00:27:27.480 who didn't do anything to deserve this,

00:27:29.540 but a third of Pakistan is underwater?

00:27:33.520 There's a reason that's a small news story,

00:27:35.980 and the Queen is a big news story,

00:27:38.360 because the Queen was not an asshole.

00:27:42.580 The Queen was awesome,

00:27:44.380 so we're going to honor her and spend a lot of time,

00:27:48.140 not honoring even her,

00:27:50.040 but honoring what she did and what she represents

00:27:52.840 and what she accomplished,

00:27:54.560 which was tremendous, I think.

00:27:57.540 But Pakistan is a bunch of fuckers,

00:28:01.280 and it looks like they have a problem

00:28:04.020 they're going to have to solve themselves.

00:28:05.700 So I guess God was not on your side after all.

00:28:09.680 If you believe that God was making all your decisions,

00:28:14.380 and that even the stuff like the weather was,

00:28:16.840 God made a decision to give you that weather,

00:28:19.480 how do you deal with the fact that a third of your country

00:28:21.940 has been destroyed by God?

00:28:25.680 Well, God decided that a third of your country

00:28:28.220 is going to be underwater.

00:28:30.120 Like, how would your religion process that?

00:28:33.240 Would you say,

00:28:33.840 well, those underwater people,

00:28:35.180 I guess they didn't pray hard enough.

00:28:36.340 What exactly would be your impression?

00:28:40.400 Yeah, it sounds very Noah-like, doesn't it?

00:28:48.340 Yeah, God likes two-thirds of your country.

00:28:51.120 The people who live by the water,

00:28:52.820 well, God's not a big fan.

00:28:56.240 Not a big fan.

00:28:57.140 All right.

00:29:00.280 So, like I said, it's a double no-news day

00:29:03.200 because of the Queen business and because of 9-11.

00:29:07.520 We're talking about that,

00:29:09.120 and because it's Sunday,

00:29:10.280 there's three reasons for there to be no news.

00:29:13.560 So I think we have to make up our own news today.

00:29:16.620 Shall we?

00:29:18.460 Shall we make up our own news?

00:29:20.340 Well, it looks like the country of Elbonia

00:29:27.000 has entered the fight on the Russian side.

00:29:31.740 So Elbonian forces are being hired as mercenaries

00:29:35.260 by the Russians.

00:29:38.840 They're all suicide bombers

00:29:41.100 because the Russians don't really like the Elbonians.

00:29:45.520 And it could turn the tide of the war.

00:29:48.060 It could turn the tide of the war.

00:29:49.100 In fact, Elbonia has already captured

00:29:52.160 much of the Russian homeland

00:29:54.980 as well as the Russian,

00:29:56.720 as well as Ukraine.

00:29:58.980 And maybe they shouldn't let them in there

00:30:01.140 because they're such good fighters.

00:30:06.160 Do I have an Elbon...

00:30:07.200 No, I need one.

00:30:08.520 I need to design an Elbonian flag.

00:30:13.680 Yes, they wear explosive hats.

00:30:15.600 That's exactly what they do.

00:30:16.600 All right.

00:30:19.100 There is absolutely nothing else happening today.

00:30:23.400 Is there anything you'd like me to talk about

00:30:26.560 that's not the news?

00:30:28.000 Because there's no news.

00:30:31.500 Will you read Kushner's book?

00:30:34.220 I will.

00:30:34.860 Actually,

00:30:36.200 his office asked me if I wanted a copy.

00:30:39.360 So I said yes.

00:30:40.180 So I think a copy of his book is coming my way.

00:30:47.980 News from the future on no agenda.

00:30:50.580 Hypnosis resources.

00:30:52.180 People ask me this all the time.

00:30:54.040 How can you learn to be a hypnotist?

00:30:56.160 I have no idea.

00:30:57.780 No idea.

00:30:58.800 I do know that

00:30:59.920 if you try to learn it from a book or a video,

00:31:03.600 it probably won't work.

00:31:04.580 It is one of those things

00:31:06.660 where in-person learning

00:31:07.840 makes just so much difference.

00:31:11.300 So I don't know where you would find

00:31:12.880 a hypnotist in your town.

00:31:14.660 Your best bet would be

00:31:15.640 to find some hypnotist

00:31:16.920 who wants to teach you individually.

00:31:19.780 But it would take a long time.

00:31:21.640 It's not something you learn in an hour.

00:31:23.120 I haven't watched the Hunter Biden film,

00:31:28.780 but I will.

00:31:34.460 Vaccine for HIV.

00:31:36.640 I thought that's coming, isn't it?

00:31:39.140 Don't we have a vaccine for HIV

00:31:41.280 in the pipeline?

00:31:44.220 I don't know.

00:31:44.980 There's much I could do about it.

00:31:47.680 Am I AI?

00:31:49.040 It might be.

00:31:51.420 Might be more raids on Trump.

00:31:53.980 Maybe.

00:31:55.840 The Uncle Tom 2 movie.

00:31:59.180 I got halfway through it.

00:32:00.500 I need to finish that.

00:32:04.660 How many of you listen to this

00:32:06.000 while you commute?

00:32:10.180 Commuters versus exercisers.

00:32:12.860 Who's commuting and who's exercising?

00:32:15.140 It's also really good for housework,

00:32:16.940 I understand.

00:32:18.220 If you're doing, like,

00:32:18.960 your little chores around the house.

00:32:21.340 I keep you company that way.

00:32:23.120 Good for housework.

00:32:26.860 All right, good.

00:32:29.860 Good to know.

00:32:30.740 Good for exercise.

00:32:32.260 Exercise or chores?

00:32:36.160 Sometimes eating.

00:32:36.860 I can join you for eating.

00:32:38.120 I can do that, too.

00:32:40.600 Do you know,

00:32:41.700 there's a product that I always wanted

00:32:43.580 that I would use for long car drives

00:32:47.680 if it existed.

00:32:49.300 And basically,

00:32:50.140 I became that product,

00:32:51.180 which is something that would have

00:32:52.240 a conversation with you

00:32:53.360 without you having to participate.

00:32:55.920 And I tried to do that a little bit.

00:33:00.500 But it could be done better.

00:33:01.980 It should be a female voice.

00:33:04.360 So what I'd love

00:33:05.480 is for a female actress

00:33:07.900 who just has a pleasant voice

00:33:09.300 to build a,

00:33:11.660 let's say,

00:33:12.140 a podcast or a radio station

00:33:13.780 where every day

00:33:15.320 that voice just talks

00:33:17.420 for an hour

00:33:17.960 like I do

00:33:18.720 and just talks about

00:33:20.620 what's new

00:33:21.160 but talks about it

00:33:23.280 not like a newscaster,

00:33:25.300 not like,

00:33:26.300 Pakistan is under,

00:33:27.840 you know,

00:33:28.300 heavy rains,

00:33:29.940 you know,

00:33:30.280 nothing like that,

00:33:31.060 but just somebody

00:33:31.620 who would talk about it

00:33:32.480 like you were having coffee

00:33:33.640 with them.

00:33:34.000 And I would listen to that.

00:33:37.340 I would rather have a person

00:33:39.240 talking about the news

00:33:40.300 and what's new

00:33:41.200 and just sort of

00:33:42.480 riffing about stuff.

00:33:47.400 Yeah.

00:33:48.720 Exactly.

00:33:49.900 You'd prefer a male voice.

00:33:51.400 It should be an option.

00:33:55.360 Oh, Rush Limbaugh did that?

00:33:57.880 Yeah.

00:33:58.640 Rush Limbaugh, though,

00:33:59.740 was political.

00:34:01.840 So I think you'd want

00:34:03.200 a non-political

00:34:04.340 fake voice.

00:34:10.680 Computer backseat driver,

00:34:12.080 yeah.

00:34:12.960 You know,

00:34:13.380 I use my navigation

00:34:15.380 sometimes just to talk to me.

00:34:17.700 Do you ever do that?

00:34:19.060 Have you ever

00:34:19.440 turned on your navigation

00:34:20.720 to someplace

00:34:21.340 you knew where to go?

00:34:24.060 Just because you wanted

00:34:25.080 to hear the voice?

00:34:27.540 Oh, yeah.

00:34:29.840 Come on.

00:34:33.200 Not the only one.

00:34:34.000 No, I have mine

00:34:35.280 set for a sexy voice.

00:34:39.500 My phone is set

00:34:42.660 for a sexy voice.

00:34:44.400 So I have a,

00:34:45.840 it's an Indian accent

00:34:47.400 on top of a British accent.

00:34:51.340 So it sounds like

00:34:52.500 a native Indian-born person,

00:34:55.400 India-born person,

00:34:56.900 who has,

00:34:58.220 well, probably British-born,

00:34:59.300 yeah.

00:34:59.400 Probably a British-born

00:35:00.580 person of Indian ancestry.

00:35:03.680 But, oh my God,

00:35:04.800 it's so sexy.

00:35:06.160 Totally sexy voice.

00:35:12.840 You'd like a Scottish one

00:35:14.220 that swears?

00:35:17.040 Wouldn't that be funny?

00:35:18.540 To have a navigation

00:35:19.680 that swears?

00:35:21.240 female Spanish,

00:35:28.080 sometimes French.

00:35:31.440 All right.

00:35:33.160 Have a drunk lady

00:35:34.180 navigate you?

00:35:35.520 Yeah, especially

00:35:36.080 if you've been drinking.

00:35:38.440 You should,

00:35:38.860 your navigation

00:35:39.520 should be also

00:35:40.560 on drunk voice.

00:35:42.240 I think you should

00:35:43.220 take a right.

00:35:45.420 Maybe we live

00:35:46.680 over here.

00:35:48.420 Or maybe

00:35:49.200 take a left.

00:35:50.340 That'd be funny.

00:35:54.060 Yeah,

00:35:54.460 a spouse simulator.

00:35:57.000 Don't you think

00:35:57.960 you'd love

00:35:58.320 a spouse simulator?

00:36:00.420 Now that you know

00:36:01.600 that AI can

00:36:02.680 put something

00:36:03.680 in somebody else's voice,

00:36:05.580 because it's done

00:36:06.400 that for me.

00:36:07.320 So AI has studied

00:36:08.500 my voice,

00:36:10.100 and it can reproduce

00:36:11.020 my voice

00:36:12.020 with different words.

00:36:13.560 That's a thing now.

00:36:15.200 So now imagine

00:36:15.920 this product

00:36:16.580 keeping you company,

00:36:17.820 and it's the voice

00:36:19.780 of your spouse.

00:36:22.260 If you,

00:36:22.940 let's say,

00:36:23.280 you like your spouse.

00:36:24.560 Or somebody

00:36:25.680 who's gone before.

00:36:28.300 I could take my,

00:36:29.620 let's say,

00:36:30.220 deceased parent's voice,

00:36:32.260 if I had enough

00:36:33.260 audio of them.

00:36:34.540 I could take

00:36:35.160 my deceased mother

00:36:36.840 and have her

00:36:38.200 read me the news

00:36:39.040 every day.

00:36:39.500 And then throw in

00:36:41.840 some,

00:36:42.240 make sure you

00:36:43.120 wear a coat.

00:36:44.460 It's going to be

00:36:45.140 cold out there.

00:36:47.240 Make sure you

00:36:47.900 use the bathroom

00:36:48.580 before you take

00:36:49.240 the trip.

00:36:50.200 You know,

00:36:50.480 throw in some

00:36:51.200 mom-isms,

00:36:52.840 that sort of thing.

00:36:55.300 Yeah,

00:36:55.680 I know,

00:36:55.940 that's too creepy.

00:36:57.280 Too creepy,

00:36:58.140 I know.

00:36:58.840 I'm just saying

00:36:59.380 you could do it.

00:37:00.500 I'm not saying

00:37:01.060 you'd want to.

00:37:05.340 Somebody doesn't

00:37:06.100 want to have

00:37:06.420 the wife simulator,

00:37:07.580 because it would

00:37:08.540 wear out your

00:37:09.340 car speakers.

00:37:12.920 All right.

00:37:16.820 Well,

00:37:17.580 correct me if I'm wrong,

00:37:18.600 but it looks like

00:37:19.200 the economy is

00:37:20.180 improving.

00:37:22.360 It looks like

00:37:23.220 the war in Ukraine

00:37:24.160 is going

00:37:24.980 the Ukrainian way.

00:37:27.780 It looks like

00:37:28.980 the United States

00:37:30.700 is finding ways

00:37:31.680 to be energy

00:37:32.360 independent,

00:37:33.300 slowly.

00:37:34.380 It looks like

00:37:35.200 California got through

00:37:36.320 its energy crunch

00:37:37.460 for this year.

00:37:39.220 It looks like

00:37:40.100 California got

00:37:40.900 through its

00:37:41.520 forest fire problem

00:37:42.780 this year.

00:37:44.760 Do you know

00:37:45.440 that normally

00:37:45.960 I wouldn't be able

00:37:46.620 to go outside

00:37:47.200 this time of year

00:37:47.880 for the last

00:37:48.420 several years,

00:37:49.360 because it would

00:37:49.960 be full of smoke?

00:37:51.480 Because much of

00:37:52.160 California tends

00:37:52.960 to burn up every

00:37:53.780 year,

00:37:54.340 but not this year.

00:37:56.100 This year there

00:37:56.800 have been fires,

00:37:57.680 but apparently

00:37:58.300 they've been on

00:37:59.060 the smaller side.

00:37:59.960 None of it has

00:38:00.480 been where I live.

00:38:02.500 So we managed

00:38:03.940 to beat the fires.

00:38:04.780 somehow we still

00:38:07.040 have water,

00:38:07.680 I don't know

00:38:08.080 how,

00:38:10.040 and we're

00:38:10.640 chugging along.

00:38:12.440 We're actually

00:38:13.020 doing pretty well

00:38:13.920 relative to,

00:38:16.340 do you remember

00:38:16.920 how scared you

00:38:17.760 were the first

00:38:18.540 weeks of the

00:38:19.160 pandemic?

00:38:20.860 Can you put your

00:38:22.100 head back in

00:38:22.940 that space?

00:38:24.820 The first

00:38:25.620 weeks,

00:38:26.640 let's say first

00:38:27.180 month or so

00:38:27.700 of the pandemic,

00:38:28.680 it did legitimately

00:38:30.020 look like we could

00:38:31.040 run out of food.

00:38:31.860 Now we're still

00:38:33.540 talking about food

00:38:34.340 shortages,

00:38:35.700 but I feel like

00:38:36.560 that's going to be

00:38:37.540 starvation for some

00:38:38.900 places and just

00:38:40.760 higher prices in

00:38:42.620 America,

00:38:43.200 I think.

00:38:45.140 Now,

00:38:45.760 I don't think

00:38:46.600 we're going to run

00:38:47.100 out of food,

00:38:48.240 because I think

00:38:49.080 we'd be talking

00:38:49.720 about it differently.

00:38:52.560 With California,

00:38:53.780 when we were

00:38:54.100 talking about

00:38:54.540 running out of

00:38:55.080 electricity,

00:38:56.540 the thing that I

00:38:57.440 kept wondering

00:38:58.000 about is why

00:38:59.040 we weren't

00:38:59.500 talking about it

00:39:00.300 more.

00:39:01.720 And I think

00:39:02.160 the reason is

00:39:02.800 that the people

00:39:03.580 who knew,

00:39:04.800 knew we could

00:39:05.580 adjust.

00:39:07.060 They knew we'd

00:39:07.940 get through it.

00:39:08.960 It wasn't that

00:39:09.780 dangerous,

00:39:10.580 maybe.

00:39:11.380 It was plenty

00:39:12.080 dangerous,

00:39:12.820 but it wasn't

00:39:13.220 as dangerous

00:39:13.920 as maybe you

00:39:14.500 thought.

00:39:16.960 Next week,

00:39:17.760 railroad and

00:39:18.300 UPS strike?

00:39:19.220 Yeah,

00:39:19.480 that might

00:39:19.820 whack us.

00:39:22.160 Arizona is

00:39:29.580 asking California

00:39:31.200 not to use the

00:39:32.000 Colorado River.

00:39:34.300 Eeks.

00:39:37.660 Interest rates

00:39:38.480 could lead to

00:39:39.300 deflation.

00:39:42.400 Reno and

00:39:43.140 Nevada is

00:39:43.700 buried in

00:39:44.200 California smoke.

00:39:45.480 Oh,

00:39:46.200 so there's part

00:39:46.860 of the state

00:39:47.280 that is on fire,

00:39:48.500 somebody's saying.

00:39:49.140 but I

00:39:51.120 can't see

00:39:51.500 that from

00:39:51.860 where I am.

00:39:58.100 Yeah,

00:39:58.620 we need

00:39:58.960 nuclear power

00:40:00.120 plants with

00:40:00.800 desalinization.

00:40:04.000 That is

00:40:04.620 exactly what

00:40:05.340 we need.

00:40:05.840 It looks like

00:40:08.740 the clink

00:40:09.540 clank people

00:40:10.280 have come

00:40:11.500 over.

00:40:11.780 drink the

00:40:17.440 trunnion.

00:40:18.120 Okay,

00:40:18.480 Star Trek

00:40:18.980 talk.

00:40:21.040 New battery

00:40:21.880 is 15%

00:40:22.820 of the cost

00:40:23.360 of lithium.

00:40:24.980 Yeah,

00:40:25.260 what's going

00:40:25.600 to happen

00:40:25.900 if Musk

00:40:26.600 builds all

00:40:27.280 of these

00:40:27.620 lithium

00:40:28.140 battery

00:40:28.740 mega factories

00:40:30.280 and then

00:40:33.760 a new

00:40:34.260 battery

00:40:34.540 technology

00:40:35.120 comes out?

00:40:36.100 I suppose

00:40:36.560 he would

00:40:36.920 adjust

00:40:37.360 quickly.

00:40:41.780 You know

00:40:44.720 what's one

00:40:45.040 of the most

00:40:45.400 interesting

00:40:45.840 stories in

00:40:46.580 the world

00:40:46.900 is nuclear

00:40:48.160 waste.

00:40:50.200 Since I

00:40:50.840 was a

00:40:51.120 child,

00:40:52.360 people kept

00:40:52.960 saying,

00:40:53.420 we haven't

00:40:53.720 figured out

00:40:54.180 what to

00:40:54.480 do with

00:40:54.780 nuclear

00:40:55.080 waste.

00:40:56.140 It seemed

00:40:56.960 like everybody

00:40:57.420 believed that

00:40:57.980 was an

00:40:58.580 insolvable

00:40:59.160 problem,

00:41:00.080 but the

00:41:00.600 entire time

00:41:01.160 we were

00:41:01.280 talking about

00:41:01.800 it,

00:41:02.060 it had

00:41:02.540 always been

00:41:03.060 solved.

00:41:04.260 They just

00:41:04.620 keep it

00:41:05.000 on site.

00:41:06.760 It was

00:41:07.380 never a

00:41:07.780 problem in

00:41:08.200 the first

00:41:08.500 place,

00:41:09.520 which is

00:41:09.940 weird.

00:41:10.240 the thing

00:41:11.720 that you

00:41:11.940 thought was

00:41:12.280 the biggest

00:41:12.720 problem was

00:41:13.640 actually never

00:41:14.640 a problem.

00:41:16.060 They just

00:41:16.480 put it in

00:41:17.120 casks,

00:41:18.380 sealed it

00:41:18.840 up and

00:41:19.300 put it in

00:41:20.460 the corner

00:41:20.880 and it

00:41:21.180 doesn't even

00:41:21.540 take up

00:41:21.880 that much

00:41:22.240 space.

00:41:23.500 Relative

00:41:23.940 to the

00:41:24.960 value of

00:41:25.440 a nuclear

00:41:25.900 plant,

00:41:26.600 it doesn't

00:41:26.980 take up

00:41:27.280 much space.

00:41:29.320 So it

00:41:30.000 turns out

00:41:30.320 that was

00:41:30.580 all sort

00:41:31.740 of false.

00:41:33.160 It was

00:41:33.380 all sort

00:41:33.740 of fake.

00:41:34.960 For decades

00:41:35.940 we believed

00:41:37.040 that and

00:41:37.560 there was

00:41:37.800 never any

00:41:38.240 problem in

00:41:38.720 the first

00:41:38.980 place.

00:41:39.280 They

00:41:40.000 didn't

00:41:40.180 even need

00:41:40.580 to change

00:41:41.020 anything.

00:41:41.980 It wasn't

00:41:42.640 like they

00:41:42.980 solved the

00:41:43.460 problem.

00:41:44.260 It was

00:41:44.740 already

00:41:45.040 solved.

00:41:46.660 They just

00:41:47.300 left it

00:41:47.640 where it

00:41:47.880 was.

00:41:48.200 It was

00:41:48.380 fine.

00:41:52.280 Then you

00:41:53.720 can reprocess

00:41:54.380 some of

00:41:54.860 it.

00:41:55.020 That is

00:41:55.260 correct.

00:41:57.060 Say

00:41:57.400 nuclear

00:41:58.240 instead of

00:42:00.420 nuclear.

00:42:02.720 It can

00:42:03.200 be used

00:42:03.860 for the

00:42:04.140 new

00:42:04.300 generation

00:42:04.800 for some

00:42:06.080 of them.

00:42:06.540 It can

00:42:06.780 be used

00:42:07.040 for some

00:42:07.480 of the

00:42:07.760 new

00:42:08.540 plants.

00:42:09.280 All right.

00:42:12.960 We know

00:42:13.500 how to

00:42:13.720 burn it,

00:42:14.240 do we?

00:42:15.140 I don't

00:42:15.980 know about

00:42:16.280 that.

00:42:20.180 Yeah,

00:42:20.680 this is

00:42:20.980 all Jimmy

00:42:21.400 Carter's

00:42:21.860 fault,

00:42:22.180 isn't it?

00:42:22.600 Was

00:42:22.780 Jimmy

00:42:23.160 Carter the

00:42:23.720 original

00:42:24.180 anti-nuclear

00:42:24.960 person?

00:42:26.100 Or was

00:42:26.460 he pro-nuclear?

00:42:27.800 What was

00:42:28.200 Jimmy Carter?

00:42:30.460 Give me

00:42:30.820 a history

00:42:32.300 lesson.

00:42:32.780 Was he

00:42:33.080 pro or

00:42:33.600 anti-nuclear?

00:42:34.300 I think he

00:42:37.680 was anti,

00:42:38.260 right?

00:42:39.280 Yeah.

00:42:45.740 He was

00:42:46.300 a navy

00:42:46.720 nut but

00:42:47.280 afraid of

00:42:47.780 proliferation.

00:42:53.660 Okay,

00:42:54.160 until they

00:42:54.520 start closing

00:42:55.140 him.

00:42:55.680 Well,

00:42:55.920 if they

00:42:56.140 close him,

00:42:56.720 they could

00:42:56.960 always just

00:42:57.420 move it to

00:42:57.880 another site.

00:42:58.620 I mean,

00:43:00.120 not just.

00:43:01.020 It would

00:43:01.420 take some

00:43:01.760 work,

00:43:02.220 but it's

00:43:02.900 not an

00:43:03.260 unsolvable

00:43:03.880 problem.

00:43:05.280 Yeah,

00:43:05.500 Jimmy Carter

00:43:05.940 was a nuclear

00:43:06.560 engineer,

00:43:07.180 but apparently

00:43:07.560 not a good

00:43:08.060 one.

00:43:09.020 Apparently

00:43:09.320 he was

00:43:09.740 as good

00:43:10.240 a nuclear

00:43:10.860 engineer as

00:43:11.720 he was

00:43:12.220 a president.

00:43:15.080 Oh,

00:43:15.300 Three Mile

00:43:15.760 Island was

00:43:16.480 during Carter.

00:43:17.740 Okay,

00:43:18.080 that would

00:43:18.420 make a

00:43:18.760 difference.

00:43:23.500 All right,

00:43:24.080 yeah,

00:43:24.280 nuclear has

00:43:24.820 changed quite a

00:43:25.520 bit,

00:43:25.720 that's true.

00:43:26.080 All right.

00:43:32.480 There are

00:43:33.040 online ads

00:43:33.800 for fart

00:43:34.440 filters for

00:43:35.200 your chair.

00:43:37.040 I didn't

00:43:37.760 know that,

00:43:38.380 but thank

00:43:38.880 you for

00:43:39.180 filling me

00:43:39.620 in.

00:43:40.660 If you

00:43:40.880 need one

00:43:41.480 of those

00:43:41.920 fart

00:43:43.380 filters for

00:43:44.040 your chair.

00:43:47.720 By the

00:43:48.260 way,

00:43:48.440 you know

00:43:48.660 how to

00:43:49.120 attract

00:43:50.880 somebody to

00:43:51.460 your cubicle?

00:43:53.000 Just pass

00:43:53.740 gas.

00:43:54.180 see how

00:43:55.820 quickly

00:43:56.220 somebody

00:43:56.740 appears in

00:43:57.320 your cubicle

00:43:57.860 that you

00:43:58.160 weren't

00:43:58.340 expecting.

00:43:59.380 It's almost

00:43:59.800 instant.

00:44:01.060 If you've

00:44:01.900 ever tested

00:44:02.400 it,

00:44:02.940 you can

00:44:03.280 make a

00:44:03.600 person appear

00:44:04.140 in your

00:44:04.500 doorway

00:44:04.880 like magic.

00:44:07.640 Yeah,

00:44:08.240 you know it.

00:44:08.980 You know it's

00:44:09.400 true.

00:44:15.580 Mindy says

00:44:16.600 hello.

00:44:17.780 Well,

00:44:18.220 hello,

00:44:18.560 Mindy.

00:44:18.860 all right.

00:44:27.400 Happened to

00:44:27.920 you yesterday,

00:44:28.540 15 seconds,

00:44:29.400 yeah.

00:44:32.020 You're

00:44:32.420 taking a

00:44:32.820 break,

00:44:33.660 the clankers

00:44:34.180 are?

00:44:37.780 All right.

00:44:38.640 So I don't

00:44:39.160 think there's

00:44:39.520 anything else

00:44:40.080 to say,

00:44:40.920 but somehow

00:44:42.340 we've managed

00:44:43.020 to keep a

00:44:44.320 few thousand

00:44:44.820 people here

00:44:45.560 to hear

00:44:46.200 absolutely

00:44:46.680 nothing.

00:44:47.940 And I

00:44:48.340 appreciate it.

00:44:51.120 The question

00:44:51.880 is,

00:44:52.240 is Dilbert

00:44:52.840 still going

00:44:53.480 to get

00:44:53.820 fired for

00:44:54.500 being white?

00:44:55.680 Yes.

00:44:56.840 Yes.

00:44:57.360 I will make

00:44:58.520 you this

00:44:58.840 promise.

00:44:59.660 Dilbert will

00:45:00.320 get fired

00:45:01.000 for not

00:45:02.760 being a

00:45:04.000 person of

00:45:04.440 color or

00:45:04.960 somebody

00:45:05.320 interesting.

00:45:05.800 Yancey's

00:45:10.220 not done

00:45:10.720 washing the

00:45:11.600 car and

00:45:12.800 asks if I

00:45:13.400 stay on

00:45:13.820 long enough

00:45:14.360 at least

00:45:15.400 for the

00:45:15.840 car to

00:45:16.220 be finished.

00:45:17.500 Does that

00:45:17.900 seem fair?

00:45:18.940 We should

00:45:19.340 at least

00:45:19.680 wait until

00:45:20.080 the car

00:45:20.420 gets washed.

00:45:21.740 Otherwise,

00:45:23.200 somebody's

00:45:23.700 going to

00:45:23.840 have to

00:45:24.040 find something

00:45:24.520 else to

00:45:24.880 listen to.

00:45:26.040 All right,

00:45:26.240 Yancey,

00:45:26.640 we're here

00:45:27.220 for you.

00:45:28.240 How far

00:45:28.740 along are

00:45:29.180 you?

00:45:30.920 Do you

00:45:31.440 have at

00:45:31.720 least,

00:45:32.080 is it

00:45:32.300 mostly soap

00:45:32.900 down?

00:45:33.500 Give us

00:45:34.000 an estimate

00:45:34.400 here.

00:45:35.800 We're

00:45:36.100 going to

00:45:36.260 do this

00:45:36.580 for Yancey,

00:45:37.680 okay?

00:45:38.200 Everybody,

00:45:38.760 are you

00:45:38.960 here for

00:45:39.260 Yancey?

00:45:40.900 We're all

00:45:41.420 here for

00:45:41.800 you,

00:45:42.020 guy.

00:45:43.080 I think

00:45:43.360 guy.

00:45:43.740 I don't

00:45:43.920 know if

00:45:44.160 Yancey is

00:45:44.600 male.

00:45:45.620 Guessing.

00:45:52.820 All right,

00:45:53.400 make a

00:45:53.740 Super Bowl

00:45:54.200 prediction.

00:45:56.160 You know,

00:45:56.800 I don't

00:45:57.120 follow sports.

00:45:59.480 Not that

00:46:00.020 that should

00:46:00.320 make a

00:46:00.640 difference.

00:46:05.800 What do

00:46:06.540 you think

00:46:06.820 is the

00:46:07.200 cause of

00:46:08.060 intention

00:46:08.600 in improving

00:46:09.220 the message

00:46:09.800 for the

00:46:10.140 recipient?

00:46:11.860 People need

00:46:12.680 to know

00:46:12.960 you're

00:46:13.180 serious so

00:46:14.240 they can

00:46:14.640 pick that

00:46:15.020 up with

00:46:15.380 intention.

00:46:16.720 Because

00:46:17.160 otherwise

00:46:17.420 everything

00:46:17.860 just feels

00:46:18.380 like noise.

00:46:19.600 But

00:46:19.940 intention,

00:46:20.800 if it's

00:46:21.320 clearly

00:46:21.720 signaled,

00:46:23.900 then that

00:46:24.680 makes everybody

00:46:25.360 know something's

00:46:26.160 really going

00:46:26.520 to happen.

00:46:26.800 can I

00:46:30.260 make a

00:46:30.840 Carrie

00:46:31.400 Lake

00:46:31.720 prediction?

00:46:32.500 Well,

00:46:33.100 how is

00:46:33.540 she doing

00:46:33.860 in the

00:46:34.100 polls?

00:46:35.160 I mean,

00:46:35.440 I wouldn't

00:46:35.700 have any

00:46:36.020 prediction beyond

00:46:36.740 how she's

00:46:37.180 doing.

00:46:37.780 But I

00:46:38.160 would expect

00:46:38.580 her to win

00:46:39.120 based on

00:46:39.800 what I

00:46:40.100 saw.

00:46:41.180 It would

00:46:41.680 be hard

00:46:42.060 to imagine

00:46:42.700 somebody going

00:46:44.600 up against

00:46:45.220 Carrie

00:46:45.600 Lake.

00:46:47.280 Because she's

00:46:48.020 really strong

00:46:49.240 communication

00:46:50.360 wise.

00:46:50.960 Dilbert gets

00:46:57.340 fired and

00:46:57.840 becomes a

00:46:58.380 cartoonist.

00:46:59.240 That's

00:46:59.760 actually what's

00:47:00.460 going to

00:47:00.640 happen.

00:47:01.600 Dilbert will

00:47:02.140 get fired

00:47:02.700 and he will

00:47:03.840 become a

00:47:04.320 cartoonist.

00:47:05.480 And he'll

00:47:05.780 be really

00:47:06.180 bad at it.

00:47:09.120 Here's how

00:47:09.780 you know if

00:47:10.360 I retire.

00:47:12.780 If Dilbert

00:47:14.220 becomes a

00:47:15.080 cartoonist

00:47:15.740 and he

00:47:16.420 succeeds,

00:47:17.980 that's when

00:47:18.940 I retire.

00:47:20.960 Now I

00:47:21.800 was going

00:47:22.160 to retire

00:47:22.580 20 years

00:47:24.220 ago, I

00:47:25.620 decided that

00:47:26.220 I was going

00:47:26.580 to have

00:47:28.400 Dilbert

00:47:28.780 transition.

00:47:30.540 That would

00:47:31.020 be the end

00:47:31.700 of the

00:47:31.940 strip.

00:47:32.800 So that

00:47:33.420 when he

00:47:33.680 was done,

00:47:34.320 you couldn't

00:47:34.680 do a

00:47:34.980 sequel or

00:47:35.460 anything because

00:47:36.320 he transitioned

00:47:37.100 into a

00:47:38.120 woman.

00:47:39.360 And I

00:47:40.940 thought that

00:47:41.240 would just

00:47:41.500 be an

00:47:41.900 interesting

00:47:42.380 way to

00:47:42.800 go.

00:47:43.760 Because lots

00:47:44.500 of times

00:47:44.780 they do

00:47:45.080 these terrible

00:47:45.600 things where

00:47:46.100 somebody dies.

00:47:47.100 I didn't

00:47:47.320 want to

00:47:47.580 kill him.

00:47:48.820 I thought

00:47:49.420 about it,

00:47:49.780 but I

00:47:49.960 didn't want

00:47:50.220 to kill

00:47:50.460 him.

00:47:51.360 And

00:47:51.760 sometimes

00:47:52.840 you wake

00:47:53.460 up and

00:47:53.720 it was

00:47:53.880 all a

00:47:54.160 dream.

00:47:55.580 It's like

00:47:56.140 it's been

00:47:56.940 done too

00:47:57.300 many times.

00:47:58.000 So I

00:47:58.300 wanted to

00:47:58.600 do something

00:47:59.060 nobody had

00:47:59.500 done before.

00:48:00.800 So I

00:48:01.080 thought I'll

00:48:01.360 just change

00:48:02.200 Dilbert into

00:48:02.800 a whole

00:48:03.680 different person

00:48:04.400 basically.

00:48:06.400 But I

00:48:06.900 think because

00:48:07.880 there's so

00:48:08.260 much trans

00:48:09.320 rights stuff

00:48:10.040 going on,

00:48:10.700 that just

00:48:11.040 doesn't seem

00:48:11.500 interesting

00:48:11.960 anymore.

00:48:13.300 So having

00:48:14.060 him just

00:48:14.480 become me

00:48:15.140 in the

00:48:15.480 real world,

00:48:17.300 that'd be a

00:48:18.180 good way to

00:48:18.540 go out.

00:48:18.880 So if

00:48:20.520 Dilbert

00:48:20.780 succeeds in

00:48:21.620 this cartooning

00:48:22.600 job, it

00:48:23.620 means I've

00:48:24.280 decided to

00:48:24.840 retire.

00:48:26.360 So watch

00:48:26.860 for that.

00:48:30.400 Who taught

00:48:31.260 you hypnosis?

00:48:32.180 There was a

00:48:32.820 hypnosis school

00:48:34.100 in San Francisco

00:48:35.020 40 years

00:48:37.080 ago, doesn't

00:48:37.840 exist now.

00:48:40.740 It was very

00:48:41.500 small, it was

00:48:42.060 just one

00:48:42.500 hypnotist and

00:48:43.240 ten people in

00:48:44.540 the class

00:48:44.940 basically.

00:48:47.320 Open a

00:48:47.940 school for

00:48:48.420 hypnotists.

00:48:50.000 Ah.

00:48:52.400 All right,

00:48:53.040 you want to

00:48:53.220 hear a little

00:48:54.140 behind the

00:48:55.140 scenes kind

00:48:55.760 of interesting

00:48:56.280 something?

00:48:56.760 thing.

00:48:57.900 So the

00:49:01.140 internet and

00:49:03.000 also, you

00:49:06.760 know when

00:49:07.040 you're, what

00:49:07.600 is it called

00:49:08.080 when you're

00:49:08.640 typing and it

00:49:09.480 changes you from

00:49:10.600 the wrong word

00:49:11.200 to the right

00:49:11.620 word?

00:49:12.400 Autocorrect?

00:49:13.900 Do you know

00:49:14.580 that hypnosis

00:49:15.220 doesn't

00:49:15.820 autocorrect?

00:49:17.900 Like it

00:49:18.540 autocorrects to

00:49:19.300 the wrong

00:49:19.640 word?

00:49:20.940 It actually

00:49:21.740 autocorrects on

00:49:22.980 some apps,

00:49:23.760 not all apps,

00:49:24.380 but instead

00:49:25.340 of H-Y-P,

00:49:27.040 it autocorrects

00:49:27.860 to H-I-P.

00:49:29.320 It actually

00:49:29.780 autocorrects to

00:49:30.580 the wrong

00:49:30.880 word.

00:49:31.720 Have you ever

00:49:31.940 noticed that?

00:49:33.160 Now, which

00:49:36.820 is weird,

00:49:37.700 because it

00:49:38.020 autocorrects to

00:49:38.800 a word that

00:49:39.240 doesn't even

00:49:39.660 exist.

00:49:41.780 Then, do you

00:49:42.440 know what

00:49:42.640 happens if you

00:49:43.180 try to Google

00:49:43.960 hypnosis?

00:49:46.680 You'll get

00:49:47.260 some hits,

00:49:48.820 but the

00:49:50.100 internet hides

00:49:51.040 most of the

00:49:51.800 hypnosis

00:49:52.180 content.

00:49:52.740 Do you

00:49:54.240 know why?

00:49:57.640 Do you

00:49:58.160 know why?

00:50:04.320 Hypnosis

00:50:04.760 designed an

00:50:05.540 album cover.

00:50:07.440 It's too

00:50:08.100 powerful.

00:50:09.040 Yeah.

00:50:09.920 There's a

00:50:10.520 whole field

00:50:11.180 of it,

00:50:11.620 which I

00:50:12.100 spend a lot

00:50:12.660 of time

00:50:12.920 looking at,

00:50:13.780 that I

00:50:14.560 would never

00:50:14.940 be able to

00:50:15.380 tell you

00:50:15.720 about.

00:50:16.920 Because if

00:50:17.560 you found

00:50:18.000 it out,

00:50:18.400 it would

00:50:18.620 change

00:50:18.900 civilization.

00:50:20.720 There are

00:50:21.300 some people

00:50:21.880 who have

00:50:22.960 discovered a

00:50:23.760 level of

00:50:24.500 power with

00:50:25.500 hypnosis that

00:50:26.780 you have no

00:50:27.520 idea about.

00:50:28.760 You have no

00:50:29.260 idea.

00:50:30.400 But it's

00:50:32.080 contained.

00:50:33.500 So it's

00:50:34.200 contained in a

00:50:34.960 very small,

00:50:36.320 let's say,

00:50:37.180 cell within the

00:50:38.140 larger world,

00:50:38.940 so it's not

00:50:39.380 dangerous at the

00:50:40.100 moment.

00:50:40.840 But the

00:50:42.300 internet is very

00:50:43.400 consciously making

00:50:44.400 sure you don't

00:50:45.060 see it.

00:50:45.500 and I'm not

00:50:47.500 going to tell

00:50:47.820 you where it

00:50:48.240 is, because

00:50:49.540 I'm the same

00:50:50.440 as the

00:50:50.680 internet.

00:50:51.020 I don't want

00:50:51.400 you to know

00:50:51.760 either.

00:50:52.420 It's too

00:50:52.960 dangerous.

00:50:54.240 It is

00:50:54.560 literally too

00:50:55.160 dangerous.

00:50:56.500 And I've

00:50:57.420 spent enough

00:50:57.880 time looking

00:50:58.360 at it to

00:50:58.840 know it's

00:50:59.820 not what I

00:51:01.000 do.

00:51:02.220 There's a

00:51:02.740 whole other

00:51:03.220 level.

00:51:04.720 There's a

00:51:05.300 level that

00:51:06.720 is just

00:51:07.300 crazy.

00:51:09.800 And you

00:51:10.360 don't,

00:51:10.960 it's

00:51:11.500 dangerous.

00:51:11.940 So I

00:51:15.900 think that's

00:51:16.700 why I

00:51:18.900 caught the

00:51:19.400 attention of

00:51:21.000 some interesting

00:51:21.680 people in

00:51:22.320 the world,

00:51:23.140 because they

00:51:24.280 weren't sure

00:51:24.780 how close I

00:51:25.780 was to the

00:51:26.300 good stuff.

00:51:27.720 You know

00:51:27.960 what I

00:51:28.140 mean?

00:51:29.540 Now, I've

00:51:31.960 studied the

00:51:32.580 good stuff.

00:51:33.920 I've studied

00:51:34.800 it.

00:51:36.320 But, you

00:51:37.440 know, there's

00:51:37.700 an ethical

00:51:38.600 consideration.

00:51:41.940 All right.

00:51:46.020 That's why

00:51:46.620 you have low

00:51:47.160 subscriber count.

00:51:51.280 Not sure

00:51:51.900 why.

00:51:56.620 Anchoring

00:51:57.100 mystery is a

00:51:57.720 statement of

00:51:58.140 secret hypnosis,

00:51:58.920 secret hypnosis,

00:51:59.660 real.

00:52:05.520 I don't know.

00:52:07.760 Let's see

00:52:08.340 what's happening

00:52:08.920 in

00:52:09.260 Columbia.

00:52:12.660 My

00:52:13.140 stepdaughter is

00:52:17.400 doing a

00:52:19.340 10 months

00:52:20.080 in

00:52:20.280 Columbia,

00:52:21.020 Columbia the

00:52:21.680 country,

00:52:23.400 and she's

00:52:24.580 just giving me

00:52:25.120 an update.

00:52:25.780 So actually,

00:52:26.460 she's an

00:52:26.960 exchange student,

00:52:28.160 so she's

00:52:28.500 actually on

00:52:29.000 her own.

00:52:30.480 By the way,

00:52:32.040 I have to brag

00:52:33.000 about her for a

00:52:33.680 minute.

00:52:33.840 You know,

00:52:35.540 no matter what

00:52:36.100 you think about

00:52:36.860 what opportunities

00:52:38.520 people get,

00:52:40.240 like certain

00:52:40.920 people get

00:52:41.400 certain

00:52:41.720 opportunities

00:52:42.340 and whatever,

00:52:44.340 the individual

00:52:47.340 is just so

00:52:48.440 important.

00:52:50.480 Imagine a

00:52:51.320 16-year-old

00:52:52.460 teen who,

00:52:55.500 on her own,

00:52:56.560 so this is a

00:52:57.320 real thing that

00:52:57.800 happened,

00:52:59.060 on her own

00:52:59.780 decided that she

00:53:00.680 wanted to learn

00:53:01.800 Spanish.

00:53:03.860 She took a job

00:53:05.160 at McDonald's,

00:53:05.900 which she didn't

00:53:06.420 need.

00:53:06.700 She took a job

00:53:08.000 at McDonald's,

00:53:08.680 just to have

00:53:08.980 some work

00:53:09.400 experience.

00:53:10.620 And, you know,

00:53:11.360 all of her

00:53:11.740 co-workers in

00:53:12.900 the back were

00:53:13.480 speaking Spanish.

00:53:14.900 So for that

00:53:15.900 and other

00:53:16.320 reasons,

00:53:17.260 she decided

00:53:17.880 that outside

00:53:19.140 of school,

00:53:20.460 she would

00:53:20.860 teach herself

00:53:21.500 Spanish.

00:53:22.760 So she asked

00:53:23.680 me if she

00:53:24.020 could hire a

00:53:24.920 Spanish tutor

00:53:25.760 over Zoom.

00:53:27.340 So I said,

00:53:28.320 sure.

00:53:29.160 So she hires

00:53:29.780 a Spanish tutor

00:53:30.580 over Zoom,

00:53:32.020 uses the

00:53:32.560 Spanish tutor

00:53:33.200 several times

00:53:34.340 a week,

00:53:35.500 and then

00:53:37.460 sets a goal

00:53:38.100 for herself

00:53:38.620 to learn

00:53:39.040 25 vocabulary

00:53:40.180 words a day

00:53:41.080 in perpetuity.

00:53:44.540 And every day,

00:53:46.360 sure enough,

00:53:47.740 she sat down

00:53:48.540 and she learned

00:53:49.100 25 new words

00:53:50.340 and she became

00:53:51.920 fluent in Spanish

00:53:53.160 in a few months.

00:53:55.480 She's fluent.

00:53:58.220 Completely on her

00:53:59.100 own.

00:53:59.740 The school system

00:54:00.660 did nothing.

00:54:02.180 It didn't help

00:54:02.600 her at all.

00:54:03.060 During the

00:54:05.040 pandemic,

00:54:05.940 she learned

00:54:06.460 a new language

00:54:07.180 on her own.

00:54:09.140 Then she

00:54:10.040 comes to me

00:54:10.620 and says

00:54:10.900 she wants

00:54:11.280 to spend

00:54:13.820 one year

00:54:15.560 of school

00:54:16.100 in a

00:54:17.020 Spanish place

00:54:18.360 and Colombia

00:54:19.200 was the country

00:54:19.820 that she picked.

00:54:21.040 Her tutor

00:54:21.660 was from

00:54:22.080 Colombia.

00:54:23.820 And so,

00:54:24.280 of course,

00:54:24.600 I'm scared

00:54:25.100 to death,

00:54:25.620 right?

00:54:26.560 Can you imagine

00:54:27.160 anything scarier

00:54:28.180 than having a

00:54:28.940 kid say they

00:54:30.100 want to live

00:54:30.500 in another

00:54:30.860 country for

00:54:31.520 10 months?

00:54:32.120 Like,

00:54:32.980 that's some

00:54:33.300 scary shit.

00:54:35.300 But,

00:54:35.740 you know,

00:54:36.020 you have to

00:54:37.540 do the thing

00:54:39.420 where you're

00:54:39.920 understanding

00:54:40.580 whether this

00:54:41.140 is about you

00:54:41.720 or about

00:54:42.180 somebody else.

00:54:42.960 Once you

00:54:43.380 realize that

00:54:43.940 the fear

00:54:44.320 is about you,

00:54:45.680 it's not about

00:54:46.560 what's good

00:54:46.980 for the kid,

00:54:48.260 you get past

00:54:49.100 that.

00:54:50.140 And,

00:54:51.240 completely on

00:54:52.080 her own,

00:54:53.220 she does

00:54:53.760 the research,

00:54:54.660 she finds

00:54:55.240 the program

00:54:55.860 she wants,

00:54:57.020 she applies

00:54:57.660 to it,

00:54:58.180 which is

00:54:58.580 really hard.

00:54:59.360 it's a

00:55:00.340 whole complicated

00:55:01.180 set of

00:55:01.620 steps,

00:55:02.140 has to

00:55:02.680 apply for

00:55:03.180 a visa,

00:55:05.140 which is

00:55:05.640 a whole

00:55:06.000 weird process.

00:55:08.200 So,

00:55:08.600 there's a

00:55:08.940 lot of

00:55:09.300 work,

00:55:10.300 like

00:55:10.580 paperwork

00:55:11.080 and,

00:55:11.700 you know,

00:55:11.980 everything

00:55:12.280 to get

00:55:12.680 this going.

00:55:13.680 She did

00:55:14.120 it all.

00:55:15.300 She did

00:55:15.620 it all.

00:55:16.100 So,

00:55:16.480 she just

00:55:16.920 texted me

00:55:17.720 an update.

00:55:18.600 So,

00:55:18.900 she's,

00:55:19.260 you know,

00:55:19.460 as we

00:55:19.880 speak,

00:55:20.780 she's

00:55:21.240 living with

00:55:21.920 a family

00:55:22.320 in Colombia

00:55:22.920 and speaking

00:55:24.220 fluent

00:55:24.540 Spanish.

00:55:25.020 Now,

00:55:27.860 you tell

00:55:28.960 me that

00:55:30.820 the way

00:55:31.240 you raise

00:55:31.880 somebody

00:55:32.280 makes a

00:55:32.700 difference.

00:55:34.860 I mean,

00:55:35.140 it made a

00:55:35.480 difference in

00:55:35.880 the sense

00:55:36.220 that I had

00:55:36.660 assets that

00:55:37.400 I could help

00:55:37.860 her with

00:55:38.140 her plan.

00:55:39.940 But,

00:55:40.700 the plan

00:55:41.300 was completely,

00:55:42.640 completely

00:55:43.360 her.

00:55:45.000 Like,

00:55:45.480 she was not

00:55:46.200 pushed.

00:55:47.660 She was

00:55:48.040 barely encouraged.

00:55:49.700 I mean,

00:55:49.940 she was

00:55:50.240 encouraged,

00:55:50.800 but,

00:55:51.180 like,

00:55:51.600 it all

00:55:51.840 came from

00:55:52.220 her.

00:55:54.480 Yeah.

00:55:55.020 So,

00:55:59.120 anyway,

00:56:01.680 when I see

00:56:02.600 people do

00:56:03.160 things like

00:56:04.100 this,

00:56:06.000 it makes

00:56:08.460 me feel

00:56:09.060 good for

00:56:10.100 the future.

00:56:12.460 You know,

00:56:13.180 the thing

00:56:14.760 that we

00:56:15.100 always forget

00:56:15.820 is that

00:56:16.520 only a few

00:56:17.480 people change

00:56:18.180 the future.

00:56:20.080 Like,

00:56:20.200 there's a

00:56:20.680 small number

00:56:21.580 of people

00:56:21.980 who will

00:56:22.340 ever change

00:56:22.920 the future.

00:56:24.300 Everybody

00:56:24.680 else is

00:56:25.240 important.

00:56:27.400 You know,

00:56:27.560 they're keeping

00:56:28.100 the lights on,

00:56:28.960 they're creating

00:56:29.880 new humans,

00:56:30.840 and, you know,

00:56:31.360 doing vital

00:56:32.020 things.

00:56:32.780 But the ones

00:56:33.420 who actually

00:56:33.760 change the

00:56:34.580 world,

00:56:35.300 you know,

00:56:35.520 the jobs

00:56:36.920 and gates

00:56:37.560 and people

00:56:37.920 like that,

00:56:38.240 it's a very

00:56:38.580 small number.

00:56:39.800 And that

00:56:40.220 very small

00:56:40.840 number of

00:56:41.660 young people

00:56:42.400 that are

00:56:43.620 awesome,

00:56:45.460 it's probably

00:56:45.800 better than

00:56:47.260 ever.

00:56:48.480 Right?

00:56:48.580 So if

00:56:49.960 you look

00:56:50.240 at the

00:56:50.520 average

00:56:51.200 teenager,

00:56:53.040 you might

00:56:53.300 say to

00:56:53.580 yourself,

00:56:53.960 oh,

00:56:54.360 they're not

00:56:54.720 as good

00:56:55.180 as we

00:56:55.560 used to

00:56:55.900 be.

00:56:56.260 I don't

00:56:56.480 know.

00:56:57.140 Maybe

00:56:57.340 they are,

00:56:57.760 maybe they're

00:56:58.100 not,

00:56:58.480 but it

00:56:58.720 doesn't

00:56:58.960 matter.

00:57:00.140 The ones

00:57:00.560 who are

00:57:00.820 exceptional

00:57:01.420 are just

00:57:03.180 as exceptional

00:57:03.840 as they

00:57:04.300 always were.

00:57:05.480 And they're

00:57:05.880 the only

00:57:06.180 ones that

00:57:06.500 matter in

00:57:07.620 terms of

00:57:08.120 changing

00:57:08.660 things.

00:57:09.680 Everybody

00:57:10.000 matters in

00:57:10.680 terms of

00:57:11.040 keeping the

00:57:11.440 lights on,

00:57:12.520 but not

00:57:12.920 everybody

00:57:13.300 matters in

00:57:13.940 terms of

00:57:14.420 building the

00:57:15.620 new thing.

00:57:16.120 the young

00:57:17.900 people who

00:57:18.360 are capable

00:57:19.020 of building

00:57:20.320 the new

00:57:20.760 thing,

00:57:21.740 probably more

00:57:22.340 than ever.

00:57:23.720 They're probably

00:57:24.300 more capable

00:57:25.220 young people

00:57:25.900 than ever

00:57:26.560 in the history

00:57:27.120 of the world

00:57:27.560 just because

00:57:28.380 there are

00:57:28.620 more people.

00:57:30.180 And you

00:57:30.780 don't need

00:57:31.300 all of them

00:57:31.880 to be

00:57:32.200 superstars.

00:57:33.540 You just

00:57:34.200 need the

00:57:34.540 ones who

00:57:34.940 were born

00:57:35.300 superstars

00:57:36.000 to just

00:57:36.440 get out

00:57:37.700 of their

00:57:37.900 way.

00:57:38.780 So I

00:57:39.220 think what

00:57:39.560 I did

00:57:39.860 in this

00:57:40.380 case is

00:57:41.900 I got

00:57:42.420 out of

00:57:42.660 the way.

00:57:44.080 She had

00:57:44.580 a plan

00:57:45.040 and she's

00:57:46.540 executing

00:57:47.020 and the

00:57:47.900 only thing

00:57:48.280 I could

00:57:48.560 have done

00:57:48.800 is stop

00:57:49.260 it.

00:57:51.200 So the

00:57:52.720 few kids

00:57:53.700 who have

00:57:54.340 something

00:57:54.700 going on,

00:57:56.220 I think

00:57:56.600 they're

00:57:56.780 unstoppable

00:57:57.300 because they

00:57:58.720 always were.

00:58:00.800 They always

00:58:01.460 were.

00:58:02.360 The top

00:58:02.800 1% or

00:58:03.720 it might

00:58:03.940 even be

00:58:04.240 less or

00:58:05.320 fewer,

00:58:05.700 the ones

00:58:05.980 that are

00:58:06.420 making a

00:58:06.880 difference,

00:58:08.020 they're

00:58:08.320 unstoppable.

00:58:11.040 The

00:58:11.160 civilization

00:58:12.460 won't stop

00:58:13.320 them,

00:58:13.840 their parents

00:58:14.400 won't stop

00:58:15.000 them,

00:58:15.940 they are

00:58:16.400 just

00:58:16.700 unstoppable.

00:58:18.120 Now that's

00:58:18.560 the difference,

00:58:19.720 I like to

00:58:20.780 remind you of

00:58:21.440 some of the

00:58:21.980 best advice

00:58:22.540 I ever

00:58:22.860 heard,

00:58:23.500 I like to

00:58:23.960 pass it

00:58:24.340 along,

00:58:25.120 it's the

00:58:25.480 difference

00:58:25.760 between

00:58:26.160 deciding

00:58:26.780 and wanting.

00:58:29.060 99%

00:58:29.980 of people

00:58:30.440 want more,

00:58:32.820 but they're

00:58:33.200 not necessarily

00:58:33.720 doing much

00:58:34.260 about it,

00:58:35.400 right?

00:58:35.680 They want

00:58:36.120 more,

00:58:37.120 but they're

00:58:37.500 still just

00:58:37.940 going to

00:58:38.320 work and

00:58:38.680 doing their

00:58:39.000 normal thing.

00:58:40.260 1% have

00:58:41.300 decided to

00:58:42.380 have more,

00:58:42.900 they've

00:58:43.900 decided.

00:58:45.200 If you

00:58:45.800 decide,

00:58:46.840 you're

00:58:47.100 willing to

00:58:47.480 push through

00:58:47.960 whatever

00:58:48.280 problem is

00:58:48.840 to get

00:58:49.100 there,

00:58:49.280 because you

00:58:49.520 decided.

00:58:50.420 There's

00:58:50.800 no going

00:58:51.160 back,

00:58:51.460 I've

00:58:51.640 decided,

00:58:52.220 I'm

00:58:52.380 going to

00:58:52.520 push

00:58:52.700 through

00:58:52.840 this.

00:58:54.160 So when

00:58:55.440 that 1%

00:58:56.260 of the

00:58:57.140 young people

00:58:57.900 who actually

00:58:58.460 is going

00:58:58.760 to change

00:58:59.120 the world,

00:58:59.980 when they

00:59:00.420 decide,

00:59:01.940 they're

00:59:03.280 going to

00:59:03.480 do it.

00:59:04.580 And they

00:59:05.160 still do.

00:59:06.160 We still

00:59:06.600 live in a

00:59:07.020 world where

00:59:07.500 the most

00:59:09.360 talented,

00:59:10.300 they do

00:59:10.660 decide.

00:59:11.120 they decide

00:59:12.380 to change

00:59:12.820 the world,

00:59:13.280 and then

00:59:13.540 they do

00:59:13.800 it.

00:59:14.640 So the

00:59:15.260 most important

00:59:17.220 engine of

00:59:19.140 keeping

00:59:19.820 civilization

00:59:20.560 healthy is

00:59:22.180 that 1%

00:59:23.620 of young

00:59:24.780 people who

00:59:26.140 aren't going

00:59:26.520 to take

00:59:26.840 no for an

00:59:27.320 answer.

00:59:29.460 And they're

00:59:30.420 productive,

00:59:31.160 right?

00:59:31.600 It's a

00:59:32.660 positive

00:59:34.140 influence.

00:59:37.580 So there

00:59:38.340 you got it.

00:59:39.120 We're fine.

00:59:39.880 the top

00:59:41.560 1% of

00:59:42.740 humans

00:59:43.380 are great.

00:59:45.280 They always

00:59:46.040 have been.

00:59:47.160 They always

00:59:47.720 will be,

00:59:48.220 probably,

00:59:48.720 until the

00:59:49.100 robots take

00:59:49.640 over.

00:59:53.220 Yeah,

00:59:53.980 so as

00:59:56.060 is being

00:59:56.500 noted,

00:59:57.100 not everybody

00:59:57.760 has resources

00:59:59.400 to go to

00:59:59.940 another country.

01:00:01.100 So that

01:00:01.740 required

01:00:02.660 resources.

01:00:03.820 But I

01:00:05.500 believe that

01:00:06.200 she would

01:00:06.720 have succeeded

01:00:07.320 with or

01:00:07.880 without going

01:00:08.420 to the

01:00:08.720 other country.

01:00:09.880 because

01:00:10.440 what you

01:00:12.220 saw was

01:00:13.420 something that

01:00:13.920 comes from

01:00:14.440 within.

01:00:16.120 And so my

01:00:16.560 whole point is

01:00:17.260 you could

01:00:17.720 change all

01:00:18.340 of the

01:00:18.640 externals,

01:00:19.840 including

01:00:20.240 replacing me

01:00:21.020 with somebody

01:00:21.460 who didn't

01:00:21.800 have money,

01:00:22.780 and she

01:00:23.120 still would

01:00:23.640 have found

01:00:24.140 her way out.

01:00:25.140 Because she

01:00:25.480 had decided.

01:00:27.460 You had to

01:00:28.660 see the

01:00:30.000 transition.

01:00:30.560 I could

01:00:32.780 tell from

01:00:33.240 very early

01:00:33.960 on that

01:00:34.600 when she

01:00:34.900 came with

01:00:35.380 the idea

01:00:36.180 of the

01:00:36.620 foreign

01:00:37.680 exchange,

01:00:38.520 it wasn't

01:00:39.380 so much

01:00:39.880 a desire.

01:00:41.580 It was a

01:00:42.000 decision.

01:00:43.200 It was a

01:00:43.940 damn decision.

01:00:44.980 The first

01:00:45.540 time I heard

01:00:46.080 about it,

01:00:46.900 it was a

01:00:47.540 decision already.

01:00:49.180 So now in

01:00:50.600 that case,

01:00:51.000 she knew that

01:00:51.440 she could get

01:00:51.920 it done because

01:00:52.560 we had

01:00:52.940 resources.

01:00:53.900 But she

01:00:55.100 would have

01:00:55.320 done something

01:00:55.840 else if that

01:00:57.040 wasn't possible

01:00:57.740 or made it

01:00:58.500 work somehow.

01:00:59.420 I don't

01:00:59.560 know.

01:01:04.560 Yeah,

01:01:05.280 deciding is

01:01:06.140 always better

01:01:06.800 than wanting.

01:01:11.240 All right.

01:01:12.360 I believe I

01:01:13.320 babbled enough.

01:01:15.280 Did you tell

01:01:16.120 her how

01:01:16.580 impressed you

01:01:17.260 are with

01:01:17.640 her?

01:01:17.820 I did.

01:01:18.440 Multiple

01:01:18.920 times,

01:01:19.760 yes.

01:01:21.180 I'm very

01:01:21.960 impressed with

01:01:22.580 her.

01:01:23.420 And by the

01:01:23.840 way,

01:01:25.120 it's hard to

01:01:25.880 impress me.

01:01:26.580 it's hard

01:01:28.340 to impress

01:01:29.020 me.

01:01:29.820 But that

01:01:30.360 impressed the

01:01:31.100 hell out of

01:01:31.700 me, I

01:01:32.320 got to say.

01:01:33.680 Very

01:01:34.220 impressed.

01:01:35.940 Yes, I

01:01:36.600 tell her

01:01:36.880 often.

01:01:40.680 All right.

01:01:49.340 Now,

01:01:50.600 the other

01:01:51.180 thing that

01:01:51.900 I taught

01:01:53.880 her is

01:01:55.000 the talent

01:01:55.680 stack

01:01:56.020 concept.

01:01:57.540 So as

01:01:58.120 she's

01:01:58.400 developing

01:01:58.860 her

01:01:59.400 Spanish

01:02:00.540 talents,

01:02:02.820 she is

01:02:03.240 also

01:02:03.480 completely

01:02:03.980 aware,

01:02:04.440 because I

01:02:04.700 coach her

01:02:05.340 on it all

01:02:05.680 the time,

01:02:06.440 that the

01:02:07.020 Spanish is

01:02:07.560 just one

01:02:08.000 of the

01:02:08.240 layers of

01:02:08.740 the talent

01:02:09.940 stack.

01:02:10.920 So her

01:02:11.460 next goal,

01:02:12.460 and she

01:02:12.800 knows it,

01:02:13.760 is to

01:02:14.140 figure out

01:02:14.540 what works

01:02:15.060 well with

01:02:15.600 that.

01:02:16.720 So what

01:02:17.240 can she

01:02:18.280 add to

01:02:18.780 her career

01:02:19.440 that's going

01:02:20.480 to work

01:02:20.800 well with

01:02:21.280 the fact

01:02:21.620 that she

01:02:21.860 has foreign

01:02:22.320 experience and

01:02:23.900 she can

01:02:24.240 speak the

01:02:24.640 language

01:02:24.940 fluently?

01:02:25.400 And there's

01:02:27.020 lots of

01:02:27.400 things.

01:02:28.020 Like the

01:02:28.300 whole bunch

01:02:28.760 of careers

01:02:29.660 would be

01:02:30.500 benefited by

01:02:31.120 that.

01:02:31.860 So she

01:02:32.060 has a

01:02:32.340 cashier

01:02:33.360 at Lowe's.

01:02:36.180 That's

01:02:36.700 pretty funny.

01:02:37.780 Funny and

01:02:38.480 true.

01:02:40.820 Yeah,

01:02:41.020 she can go

01:02:41.380 work for the

01:02:41.820 cartel.

01:02:43.760 Anyway.

01:02:44.060 is she

01:02:47.940 near Medellin

01:02:49.360 where the

01:02:49.920 cartels

01:02:50.580 are?

01:02:51.500 I don't

01:02:52.160 know too

01:02:52.480 much about

01:02:52.840 the

01:02:53.020 geography

01:02:53.420 of

01:02:53.800 Columbia.

01:02:57.980 All right.

01:02:59.060 Let's do a

01:02:59.840 closing

01:03:00.140 simultaneous

01:03:00.780 sip.

01:03:01.200 I see

01:03:01.540 your request

01:03:02.160 and I

01:03:03.440 think that

01:03:03.960 we've done

01:03:05.520 our job

01:03:06.120 of talking

01:03:07.820 about the

01:03:08.240 day.

01:03:08.940 Even

01:03:09.460 though the

01:03:10.120 news did

01:03:11.140 not gift

01:03:12.340 us with

01:03:12.900 lovely news,

01:03:13.900 we still

01:03:14.700 made something

01:03:15.200 of it,

01:03:15.560 didn't we?

01:03:16.340 How about

01:03:16.760 that?

01:03:18.260 How about

01:03:18.980 that?

01:03:19.700 How about

01:03:20.060 a toast

01:03:21.180 to us?

01:03:23.480 Do you

01:03:23.760 think we've

01:03:24.180 earned it?

01:03:25.520 Do you

01:03:25.780 think those

01:03:26.360 of us who

01:03:26.960 are part of

01:03:27.640 this process,

01:03:29.100 this collective

01:03:29.760 intelligence which

01:03:30.660 we formed,

01:03:31.660 I think we've

01:03:32.440 earned it.

01:03:33.100 Yes.

01:03:33.820 So this

01:03:34.160 one's to us.

01:03:35.240 Go.

01:03:40.000 Ah.

01:03:41.420 And Erica,

01:03:42.880 who is

01:03:43.540 designing the

01:03:44.360 Coffee with

01:03:44.940 Scott Adams

01:03:45.460 mug.

01:03:52.440 You now

01:03:53.180 have the

01:03:54.000 design,

01:03:55.200 which we've

01:03:55.780 cleaned up,

01:03:56.900 and you have

01:03:57.960 the simultaneous

01:03:58.720 sip written

01:03:59.620 out,

01:04:00.380 which would be

01:04:01.460 in the back.

01:04:02.960 Yeah,

01:04:03.140 I'm not sure

01:04:03.540 what the next

01:04:04.280 step is.

01:04:05.340 Were you

01:04:05.660 going to look

01:04:06.320 for,

01:04:07.560 we probably

01:04:09.820 need to mock

01:04:10.380 it up so we

01:04:10.940 can see the

01:04:11.440 font on the

01:04:12.720 lettering.

01:04:15.180 But next

01:04:16.280 phase,

01:04:17.820 Erica is

01:04:18.300 to find an

01:04:18.920 American

01:04:19.420 manufacturer.

01:04:21.180 Have you

01:04:21.520 found one?

01:04:24.860 Have you

01:04:25.440 looked at

01:04:25.760 manufacturing at

01:04:26.460 all?

01:04:26.840 Apparently there

01:04:27.440 are two

01:04:27.740 designs.

01:04:28.780 Okay,

01:04:29.180 so Erica

01:04:29.540 says she

01:04:29.940 has one

01:04:31.260 American

01:04:32.860 manufacturer.

01:04:34.240 Can we

01:04:34.720 all agree

01:04:35.440 that we

01:04:36.340 would choose

01:04:36.960 the American

01:04:37.600 manufacturer even

01:04:38.740 if it's not

01:04:39.340 the cheapest

01:04:39.820 one?

01:04:41.260 Everybody on

01:04:42.040 board with

01:04:42.380 that?

01:04:43.600 Might be a

01:04:44.240 little extra,

01:04:46.400 but if this

01:04:48.400 group doesn't

01:04:49.000 agree with

01:04:49.380 that, I

01:04:49.740 don't know

01:04:50.000 what you

01:04:50.280 would agree

01:04:50.640 with.

01:04:52.520 Yeah,

01:04:52.940 all right.

01:04:53.300 we're all

01:04:53.700 on the

01:04:54.180 same page.

01:04:55.840 It's going

01:04:56.420 to be a

01:04:56.800 USA Cup

01:04:57.580 or nothing.

01:04:58.460 Okay?

01:04:59.780 So this

01:05:00.460 will be

01:05:00.860 designed by

01:05:01.980 mostly people

01:05:03.160 in the U.S.,

01:05:03.740 I suppose,

01:05:05.060 those of you

01:05:05.680 who are here.

01:05:07.420 Some of you

01:05:08.120 from New

01:05:08.480 Zealand, I

01:05:08.960 understand,

01:05:10.040 and places

01:05:10.960 far and

01:05:12.500 wide.

01:05:14.140 From Europe.

01:05:15.720 Hello,

01:05:16.180 Europe,

01:05:17.020 and

01:05:17.220 Elbonians.

01:05:18.080 Many

01:05:18.320 Elbonians

01:05:18.880 are here.

01:05:19.280 That's good

01:05:19.620 too.

01:05:21.680 All right.

01:05:22.100 Let me

01:05:24.200 ask my

01:05:24.860 non-U.S.

01:05:26.940 listeners,

01:05:28.380 does it

01:05:28.840 make you

01:05:29.220 puke when

01:05:30.040 you hear

01:05:30.460 Americans

01:05:31.300 talk about

01:05:32.040 buying things

01:05:32.900 that are

01:05:33.100 made in

01:05:33.400 America?

01:05:35.040 Do you

01:05:35.520 have any

01:05:35.780 reaction to

01:05:36.400 that?

01:05:36.600 Let's say

01:05:36.860 you're an

01:05:37.100 ally.

01:05:39.380 You're in

01:05:39.960 Europe,

01:05:40.500 and you

01:05:40.760 like the

01:05:41.180 United States

01:05:41.780 more or

01:05:42.220 less.

01:05:44.580 Does it

01:05:45.260 bother you

01:05:46.340 at all?

01:05:47.420 So I'm

01:05:47.720 saying mostly

01:05:48.240 no,

01:05:49.920 but a few

01:05:50.420 yeses.

01:05:52.100 mostly no.

01:05:57.140 Okay.

01:05:57.660 I just

01:05:58.020 wondered how

01:05:58.520 obnoxious

01:05:59.100 that was.

01:06:01.120 Because

01:06:01.600 this is

01:06:03.360 more about

01:06:03.880 not making

01:06:04.580 it in

01:06:04.960 China.

01:06:05.460 You get

01:06:05.800 that,

01:06:06.080 right?

01:06:06.920 It's far

01:06:07.660 less about

01:06:08.340 making it

01:06:08.920 in America,

01:06:10.080 because I

01:06:10.660 have no

01:06:11.020 illusion that

01:06:11.620 America could

01:06:12.220 make better

01:06:12.680 stuff.

01:06:13.560 That's not

01:06:14.100 the point.

01:06:15.340 I mean,

01:06:15.620 I'm sure we

01:06:16.040 could make

01:06:16.360 fine stuff,

01:06:17.600 but I don't

01:06:18.320 think that

01:06:18.740 there's one

01:06:19.240 country that

01:06:19.700 has some

01:06:21.140 monopoly on

01:06:22.100 making good

01:06:22.600 stuff.

01:06:27.820 Would it

01:06:28.400 put the

01:06:28.700 price out

01:06:29.180 of bounds

01:06:29.580 for some?

01:06:30.160 No.

01:06:30.780 No,

01:06:31.080 it's just

01:06:31.360 a coffee

01:06:31.740 cup.

01:06:32.460 I mean,

01:06:32.640 we're talking

01:06:33.020 about a

01:06:33.340 dollar difference,

01:06:35.320 I think.

01:06:39.420 It's

01:06:39.860 obnoxious,

01:06:40.700 but the

01:06:40.940 intent is

01:06:41.520 to make

01:06:41.920 non-Chinese,

01:06:42.960 obviously,

01:06:43.420 yes.

01:06:43.680 All right.

01:06:45.340 So when I

01:06:46.740 talk about

01:06:47.160 America first,

01:06:47.980 if you're

01:06:50.500 some allied

01:06:52.080 or even

01:06:52.500 if you're

01:06:52.800 a non-allied

01:06:53.440 resident,

01:06:56.320 it's not

01:06:58.000 how it

01:06:58.360 sounds.

01:06:59.520 It's not

01:07:00.040 exactly the

01:07:00.680 way it

01:07:00.940 sounds.

01:07:01.200 I think

01:07:01.420 it comes

01:07:01.840 off sounding

01:07:03.240 more arrogant

01:07:04.000 than it is

01:07:04.800 intended.

01:07:06.920 What do you

01:07:07.540 think,

01:07:07.880 Americans?

01:07:08.700 Do you

01:07:08.980 think we

01:07:09.260 come off

01:07:09.700 sounding

01:07:10.220 arrogant

01:07:11.060 when we

01:07:12.220 talk about

01:07:12.920 manufacturing

01:07:14.380 stuff in

01:07:15.100 this country

01:07:15.580 and America

01:07:16.200 first and

01:07:16.720 stuff?

01:07:16.900 Does it

01:07:17.640 sound arrogant

01:07:18.320 or does

01:07:19.480 it just

01:07:19.760 sound like

01:07:20.200 every country

01:07:20.820 should act

01:07:21.520 the same

01:07:21.860 way?

01:07:23.700 I think

01:07:24.280 it's

01:07:24.380 somewhere in

01:07:24.780 between.

01:07:26.760 It probably

01:07:27.560 doesn't go

01:07:28.900 down great

01:07:29.720 in any

01:07:30.460 other country,

01:07:31.120 but it's

01:07:31.380 not intended

01:07:31.980 to.

01:07:32.800 It's really

01:07:33.260 a domestic

01:07:33.800 message.

01:07:35.640 All right.

01:07:38.000 Yeah,

01:07:38.540 what's wrong

01:07:38.960 with wanting

01:07:39.340 things made

01:07:39.900 in your own

01:07:40.260 country?

01:07:40.820 Nothing.

01:07:41.700 But if you

01:07:42.240 obsess on it,

01:07:43.040 then it

01:07:43.280 sounds different.

01:07:46.020 All right.

01:07:46.900 Every country

01:07:48.400 should be

01:07:48.840 proud,

01:07:49.760 I suppose.

01:07:54.640 We need

01:07:55.400 to discuss?

01:07:56.260 Okay,

01:07:56.620 we will

01:07:56.940 discuss.

01:07:58.840 All right,

01:07:59.460 that's all

01:07:59.760 for now.

01:08:00.640 YouTube,

01:08:02.000 hit that

01:08:02.740 subscribe

01:08:03.940 button,

01:08:05.440 and I'll

01:08:06.380 talk to

01:08:07.060 you

01:08:07.360 tomorrow.

01:08:09.640 Bye for

01:08:10.080 now.

01:08:10.260 Bye for now.

Real Coffee with Scott Adams - September 11, 2022

Episode 1863 Scott Adams： It Looks Like A Slow News Day So Let's Just Make Up The News

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