Episode 1867 Scott Adams: Come Watch Me Change The Political Narrative Right In Front Of Your Eyes
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 17 minutes
Words per Minute
141.58118
Summary
Dilbert is back with another ESG-themed comic, and this time, it s about a company that thinks it s a good idea, and a comic who thinks it's a bad idea. Scott Adams explains why this is a problem, and how to fix it.
Transcript
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Once again today, Dilbert is running another ESG-themed comic.
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And you'd probably like me to read it to you, wouldn't you?
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Looked like it was going to be a technical problem, but no.
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So here Dogbert is just talking to Dilbert at a table,
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Imagine if a crooked politician and a crooked financial advisor got married and had a baby.
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Only if it is colicky and has firehose diarrhea.
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that they would retweet such a controversial cartoon?
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Congratulations to BlackRock and Larry Fink for appearing in today's Dilbert.
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and I want to create the following thought in people's mind.
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Maybe you worked at a company where they were implementing it,
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But it's kind of big and unwieldy and complicated and ambiguous and hard to define.
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and nobody's quite sure exactly what's in and what's out.
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So it's hard to say anything good about it or anything bad about it,
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because you can't actually talk about it in any way that anybody would understand,
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It's like three different topics that they melded together into this souffle of God knows what.
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Now, here's the only thing that people will know when I'm done.
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A giant company called BlackRock thinks it's a good idea,
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and the Dilbert cartoonist thinks it's bullshit.
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Because if I tried to get in an argument about the details,
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Everybody gets lost in the details, and nobody understands anything.
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there's a big, giant company that thinks it's a terrific idea,
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and there's the guy who makes the Dilbert comic who says it's a bad idea.
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We'll see if we can kill this by the end of the year.
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try to bully it into something that we can live with.
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I'm certainly not against, you know, the environment.
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I'm not against companies doing things that are good for the environment.
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I think it's a good idea to have your governance,
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reflect the public and your customers and even your employees.
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I don't have any problem with the objectives of ESG.
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Like, the things that they're asking for just seem like good generic things.
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The thing I make fun of is always the way it's done.
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am I saying that companies should not be managed?
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I'm only making fun of the way it's done, right?
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what is the one thing that they're not concerned with?
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What is the one thing they're not concerned with
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So, you need somebody who's in charge of all the variables.
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You can't outsource some of the variables to another party.
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That's not a management structure that can work in the long run.
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is you can't take management's control of all the variables
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where they're balancing, well, profit's good, environment's good,
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Now, obviously, you don't want them doing profits over the environment,
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So, generally speaking, you want the people who are in charge
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are not the ones who can control which variables are important
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and which ones get priority and which ones don't,
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They're just victims of outside forces at that point.
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And, you know, because I wasn't born yesterday,
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Especially when you've used it on like five different devices
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You know, especially a brand new phone this week,
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They're probably going to get what they asked for.
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the majority of Americans who listen to Biden's speech
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but basically the same day that I publicly called it out
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By the way, do you know how I got their attention?
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I said that the people who developed the YouTube TV
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It's one of the best apps that I've experienced
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Now, it could be that it was a technical problem
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because they said there was something wrong with...
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At one point, I heard there was something wrong
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And maybe they just solved the technical problem.
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there was any strange bias or anything like that.
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So, they say one person can't make a difference.
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How many times have you seen me change something?
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You can never really rule out coincidence, can you?
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that they will keep their data away from China.