Episode 1868 Scott Adams: Find Out Why Republicans and Democrats Are Different
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Summary
A scientist explains why he no longer believes we are a simulation, and then you have to decide if he's right or if we are really not a simulation at all. Or are we the last ones to ever be a simulation?
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Well I was happy yesterday watching on The Five as Greg Gottfeld was talking about and I think didn't
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Trump say something about this? That the only way to handle the homeless problem is to get them out of
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the cities. There's plenty of space. There must be government land. There must be a farmer who
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wouldn't mind you know using the land and just let them camp because the public is largely not under the
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impression that well the public largely thinks that the problem is they don't have a house but the real
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problem is they don't want to be in a house. So let them live the life they want to live. Do their
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drugs, sleep in tents and let them have the life they want but away from the people who want a different
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life. And it made me wonder is that where we're heading with Democrats and Republicans where we'll
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just have a country where eventually you have a purely Republican state and a purely Democrat state and
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they look real different. Are we heading to that? We might be. Anyway, there's literally no other
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solution for the homeless. Would you agree? Would you agree that there's literally no other solution
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for the homeless? The ones that want to be outside. You have to keep them outside. Just move them away
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from the businesses that they're destroying. And yeah, and Trump said that as well. Now, why would
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that even be controversial? Can you think of a reason? Because I'm assuming that whatever support
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services exist in the cities could be, you know, poured out. I don't know. I don't really
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understand. Well, yeah, Chaz was a problem because they tried to take over other people's
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place. Do you know what would he be? Physicist and astronomer? Neil deGrasse Tyson? Dyson? You
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all know him. Famous, I guess, astronomer? Scientist. I saw a little reel on him in which he was
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explaining why he used to believe we were a simulation, like Elon Musk explains, but he's
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decided that we're not. And I want you to hear a scientist's description of why logically we are not
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a simulation. And then you have to decide, has he debunked the simulation or has he debunked scientists
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are smart? One of those two things is going to get debunked now. Are you ready? Either the simulation
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theory will be just destroyed or I will show that famous scientists are really not that bright, really
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not that bright. Here's his argument. That the simulation would assume that if ever there was a
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real civilization that built a simulation, that that simulation would eventually build its own
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simulation. And so it would be simulation on top of simulation and the odds of us being an original
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simulation, the original species are very low. So that's the argument for the simulation.
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Here's Neil deGrasse Tyson's argument why he no longer thinks that's reasonable and he doesn't
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believe it. Because he says, we can't build a simulation right now. So we must be the original
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because we can't do it. Or we're the last. Now, if we're the last one, meaning that for some
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reason we're a simulation that doesn't know how to make a simulation, that still allows
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that we're a simulation. So the first, the first error in his reasoning is when he says
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we're either the first, meaning an original species, or we're the last simulation. If we're
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the last simulation, we're a simulation. So his own argument that he doesn't believe in
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the simulation, because it's possible that we are one. It doesn't even make sense. There are two
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possibilities. And we already knew there were two possibilities. We are one or we're not. And then part
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of his argument is, well, we are one or we're not. Those were the options before. The next one is, and then
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the other part is, that we can't build a simulation now. Imagine a scientist saying that, that we can't
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build a simulation that believes it's a simulation. I could write that code myself. Like, actually,
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literally, I could write code that's a code that describes an entity, a person. And then whenever
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it's asked the question, are you real, it will say, I'm totally real. Yeah, I'm real. And then I won't
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be able to tell from the outside whether it has any internal thoughts. But it's going to look like a
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simulation to me. You tell me we can't build that simulation? Now, what about the better simulation,
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where the simulation actually believes it's real? We could totally make that. The reason that people
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think we can't make a simulation where the simulation believes it's real is always based
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on magic. Humans have magic inside them, and therefore it's impossible to program something
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that also has magic in it, like free will and a soul and a spirit. Magic, basically. So, no. If you start
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with the assumption, I'm a scientist who believes in magic, and now let me tell you why we can't be a
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simulation. That's not a logical argument. And next, he assumes that if we can't make a simulation
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right now, that we must be an original species. But wouldn't even the simulation have to wait a
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while before it built a simulation? The day a simulation is created, do we create it at exactly
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the moment it can make another simulation? Or do we create a simulation that has to evolve the way we
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evolved, at least a little bit, before it can make a simulation? So none of his argument makes any
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sense. It does open the possibility that we're not a simulation, but it doesn't, it doesn't,
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there's no logical cohesion to the argument at all. So what do you think is the answer to the
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question? And independent from whether we're a simulation, so I'm only talking about whether
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Martha's argument is good, not whether it's true or false. Is the argument good? It doesn't look like
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a good argument to me. So that worries me a little bit. So the immigrants being shipped by bus to
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Martha's Vineyard, so that the lefties can figure out what to do with all the immigrants who are coming
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in, continues to be hilarious. Continues to be hilarious. And the more you watch the Democrats
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complain, the funnier it gets. And I don't think they realize that the more they complain,
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the more the Republicans like it. Because they don't have anything. All they have is you're playing
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pawns with human lives. You're playing pawns by taking and shipping them to a nice place.
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Now, Martha's Vineyard says the problem is we don't have a social infrastructure that can handle
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these people. And then what do the Republicans say? You mean just like Texas? You mean just like
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Arizona? You mean just like California? That's the whole point. If all of those states had plenty
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of resources to take care of them, we wouldn't even be talking about it. The whole point is that
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nobody has the resources. And yeah, we get that you can't handle a busload of 150. And maybe Texas
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as a state, maybe they can handle thousands or hundreds of thousands. That's true. But in both
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cases, there's a limit to how many they can take. Maybe Martha's Vineyard's limit is 150. Could be.
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Maybe Texas's limit is a few hundred thousand per year. But they both have a limit. If you act like
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there's no limit to what anybody can handle, you're just being a fucking idiot. Everybody's got a limit.
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So welcome to your limit, Martha's Vineyard. You just found your limit. Just the fact that it's
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smaller than somebody else's limit doesn't mean anything. It just means you both can't do it.
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Have you noticed this? It's hard to miss it. But every time Republicans and Democrats disagree,
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not every time, this isn't complete absolute, but it seems like there's a consistent pattern.
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The Republicans are focusing on fixing inefficient systems. Let's say the immigration system.
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And Democrats are focused on killing the messenger.
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So Republicans are trying to defeat a bad system to replace it with something more efficient,
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usually something free market, something that has fewer regulations.
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And while they're trying to do that, which presumably would be good for everybody,
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the Democrats' entire job is to say that the Republicans are racist, Hitler assholes.
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We're not really even talking about what system works well, are we?
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There's no conversation about what system works better.
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There's only conversation that one group is Nazis.
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One group has an idea for fixing things, and the other group says that group is Nazis.
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All they have is frightening you about how their character and their preferences are going to be scary for you if they get power.
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Maybe we should notice that only one side is even talking about governing.
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The other side isn't even talking about governing.
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It's basically, even when they implement a system, the system is to insult the other people.
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You could say to yourself, okay, Scott, that's Democrats trying to improve the system.
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But they've improved the system with the express point of insulting Republicans.
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So, even their systems are built to insult other residents.
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You're building a system to shoot other messengers and insult other people?
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Well, the Republicans are just trying to make things efficient so everybody can use it?
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Likewise, even though nobody says this directly, it seems as if Republicans think that money is created by hard work and smart risk-taking.
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Republicans believe that money is created out of nothing by hard work.
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Out of hard work and the right kind of risk-taking, you know, entrepreneurial risk-taking.
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And Democrats believe that all the money that will ever be created has already been made.
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If they can only get their fair share from the people who worked hard and took intelligent risks,
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According to Rasmussen, the midterms are now in dead heat between the generic Republican and the, you know,
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I think it's like one point difference, but it's lost in the rounding.
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There's literally one side, their entire message is, let's see how badly we can insult these other people who are in our country.
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And one side is working on systems improvement.
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The funniest story of the day is that Don Lemon is being moved by CNN from his evening program to a morning show.
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I would like to give you my impression of Don Lemon explaining that his movement from a show in which he would get half a million viewers
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to a show in which he would be one of three hosts getting 125,000 viewers.
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And being completely taken out of the political argument by being put on the morning when it's a different audience.
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Now, here's my impression of Don Lemon explaining last night that it's really a promotion.
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And I'm totally, no, people are saying I'm being demoted.
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It's like I'm being promoted, in a way, if you think about it.
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Can I get that morning show that I've always been wanting but I never mentioned before?
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I'm trying to imagine the new CEO, Chris Light, I think.
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But I'm trying to imagine the new CEO planning how he's going to tell Don Lemon that he'd like to move him to the morning.
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And then he realizes, the CEO realizes, oh, wait.
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Don Lemon's the guy who believes every hoax that's ever been offered.
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So how do you demote somebody who believes every hoax?
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The entire reason he's getting demoted is he can't tell the difference between good news and bad news.
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He's a guy who, by our observation, it is clearly obvious that he can't tell what's true and what isn't.
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He doesn't know the difference between good news and bad.
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So if you have an employee who doesn't know the difference between good news and bad news,
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you don't really need to worry about demoting them.
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Because they'll think it was a promotion if you tell them it was.
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I don't think anything could be funnier than that.
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Using Don Lemon's own gullibility to demote him into thinking he got promoted.
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I will never be more entertained than by that story.
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Apparently Politico has new German ownership that wants it to shift toward actual news
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So now Politico is moving to the center and CNN is trying to move to the center.
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If you don't leave it out, it says the opposite of what you said.
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And the Democrats have so thoroughly succeeded in brainwashing, at least their people, that
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they can highlight it as a central theme years after it's been debunked thoroughly.
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The Democrat base actually has no access to anything like reality.
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You could never get away with this if Democrats had access to the news.
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How could you possibly get away with this if Democrats had access to the news?
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There's definitely somebody from CNN watching this.
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If you didn't know that the find people thing was a hoax, go look at the full transcript,
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Or you can just Google find people hoax, and you'll see lots of people debunking it, including
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Now, CNN says that it's pivoting toward real news.
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Do you think that those remaining of CNN would be able to debunk the find people hoax under
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If CNN wants to prove that they're serious, they have to debunk the find people hoax.
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Anything short of debunking that means that CNN was never serious.
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Because that's just a fact that that was a hoax.
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But the bleach thing, at least they have some tortured argument why they're really right,
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But with the find people hoax, you just have to read the transcript.
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If they can't debunk that one, they're not serious about being a real news network.
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Well, over in Ukraine, five Russian-installed officials, meaning, I guess that means probably
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Ukrainian people that were Russian puppets, but five of them were killed in the occupied
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Now, they weren't all together, so there were five different assassinations of people working
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And let me read to you about the Russian military successes on the ground.
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You've heard that Russia's sent some missiles and taken out a bunch of infrastructure in
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Ukraine, but have you heard about the news about the Russian military on the ground and
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all of their successful military actions in the last couple of weeks?
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You haven't heard the news about the Russian successes on the ground?
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As far as I can tell, has it been how many weeks?
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When was the last time Russians had anything like an increase in territory?
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But they've been losing territory for two weeks?
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Oh, the Wagner group is surrounding Bakhmut in Donbass.
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Are you saying that the Ukrainians are in the Donbass?
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That would mean that they've already pushed into there.
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The entire Ukrainian offensive is now trapped behind floodwaters from the dam.
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Because part of the news was that Russia took on a dam.
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Was that a battlefield strategy or just punishing?
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If that was a battlefield strategy and it trapped the Ukrainian, wow.
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Did the dam take out any military when it broke?
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So I guess the only place you can get news like that is Twitter and Telegram, right?
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Does it seem like the regular news has a little blackout on Ukraine?
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Well, I'll go read up on the updates in Ukraine.
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that although the Russians may have done something strategically good,
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they have not yet changed the nature of the war.
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I saw the story about the, maybe it was the Wagner Group,
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and saying, you know, there's a video, I don't know if it's real,
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hey, you Russian prisoners, you can get out of jail
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Are not all of the military in the Russian army at the moment prisoners?
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You're still a prisoner if you're working in the chain gang, right?
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If you're doing cleanup on the side of the highway, you're still a prisoner,
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even though you're not in the cell at that moment.
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But if you don't have a choice, and you're not fighting for anything that's to your benefit,
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aren't you just a prisoner if you're in the military?
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Because if you don't want to be in the military, but you can't leave,
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and you're not fighting for something that's in your benefit,
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you know, just like the prisoners cleaning up the trash on the road,
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They're not going to be driving that road, so it's not for their benefit.
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To me, I don't really see the difference between the Russian military
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And I wonder if the Russian military is starting to see that themselves,
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meaning that, you know, once you get past the officer level,
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are they not saying to each other, why are we here?
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Now, of course, they know that if they try to, you know, desert,
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They can't leave, and there's nothing in it for them.
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Because most of you probably know somebody who knows somebody who lives in Russia, right?
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Number one, the older Russians are more supportive of Putin.
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The reason given, and this is just, you know, by one person's observation,
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is that Putin has been priming Russia for this move into Ukraine for so many years
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that the older ones just sort of got used to this being, you know, Russia's fate or something.
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So the old ones say, okay, Putin made us prosperous,
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and Putin raised Russia's standing in the international community.
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So the older ones are like, okay, we've seen bad times, and we've seen good times,
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that this is going to set Russia back 20 years.
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because you might slide right out of your chair
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But they let, they let Biden define that as the
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officials have, were murdered just yesterday in
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So, there's just no way you could take over the
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that Russia won't be able to control Ukraine in
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Yeah, we don't have to get to your senators or your
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The systemic racism is really something we need
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Because that's the only way you're going to fix
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And you make the teachers' unions the source of
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all, the primary source of continuing inequality.
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If we can solve the biggest problem, then maybe we'll have some momentum to work together
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But we could definitely work together on the biggest problem.
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And the biggest problem is, instead of Republicans ignoring that there is a systemic and built-in
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disadvantage to the black population, could you just fucking say it?
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Would it kill you to be a Republican and say, yes, it does look like there's some lasting
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disadvantage that's, you know, reaching into the black community?
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Because I know the counter-argument would be, other groups have troubles, there are other
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poor people, you know, some poor people make it out, therefore everybody can make it out.
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You know, what about the Asian population and the Jewish population?
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You don't win by telling the other side they're wrong.
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You win by embracing their argument and topping it.
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You can only get your own team to deny the problem.
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You're talking about the trans sports things, specifically?
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In terms of the election and the voting, nobody's going to vote on that, are they?
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They might vote on the young people and the education and the school part.
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But beyond that, there's no real issue, is there, with the LGBTQ community?
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I just don't think people care about it enough, except for the children issue yet.
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That if a Republican followed my advice of embracing the other argument and topping it,
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that it's a five-lane highway of just easiness.
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You could just stroll down the middle of a five-lane highway with no traffic.
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But what will whoever the Republican president is, what will they do instead of what I just said?
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And it's the worst technique, because then they get fact-checked, and then the other team says you're a bunch of liars,
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and then they have lots of material to say you're a liar, and then they're happy because they have something to criticize a person about.
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As soon as you lie, you make it about you, right?
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If you talk about your policies, then they're sort of forced to talk about the policy.
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But as soon as you stick a lie in there with your policy, the lie is the only thing anybody's going to talk about.
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And you just took the focus off of your excellent plan and put it on your bad character.
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Oh, I want to solve the fentanyl crisis right now, if I could.
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I did this yesterday in the man cave, talking just to the local subscribers.
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By the way, local subscribers who saw my idea for the fentanyl persuasion, was that persuasive, those of you who saw it?
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Here's the problem with fentanyl persuasion so far.
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Here's me doing a bad job of persuading you that you need to do something about fentanyl, okay?
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Now, that gets you right off the couch, doesn't it?
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You get your AI, which can now make artistic renderings of anything.
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And you program an AI to create a new visual piece of art every day.
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And you tell it to make a photorealistic, not an artistic version, but like a photorealistic, like it was a photograph,
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And you say, here are the people killed by fentanyl today.
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Because if you hear onesies and twosies and, you know, my stepson died and, you know, your brother's cousin died,
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it's horrible on a small level, but it doesn't make you act.
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Do you know why the Holocaust is such a persuasive part of our being?
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Do you know what the other so-called holocausts don't have going for them?
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You know, we always hear about the, like, Armenian, wasn't there some Armenian holocaust, right?
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I've heard statistics and they're alarming, right?
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But if you don't have the pictures, you're not scaring people.
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So let's use AI to create a, literally, a pile of corpses every day.
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And we will make it a big enough problem so that the United States decides it's, you know, something to do about it.
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And by the way, if I were a Republican, I would say I would attack the cartels in Mexico.
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And I would make the Democrats argue that that's a bad idea.
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The trouble is it would lure them into your frame.
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And I don't, you know, this could backfire because it's pretty radical.
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And if they call it racist, then what do you do?
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You say, well, here's another example where Republicans are trying to fix a system
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and the Democrats are busy trying to figure out what would be the most clever insult
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Now, let me just check with you because when I'm talking,
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I'm not reading the comments at the same time so well.
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Have I proven my point that Republicans have a real easy argument for everything?
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But we don't have anybody executing at that level.
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Yeah, you know, was it, I think it was a Cernovich tweet.
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I haven't mentioned him the entire live stream, so I think I need to.
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it's very real that people are afraid of succeeding.
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That people who seem to choose paths that would guarantee failure,
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That some people will choose a path that's just clearly self-destructive.
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I think this was one of the all-time, all-time best live streams.
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but I believe I've made great strides in solving all of our largest problems
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by showing that if they're treated as systems problems.
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that are doing nothing but insulting you cleverly.