Real Coffee with Scott Adams - Episode 1880 Scott Adams： Let's Figure Out Who Blew Up The Pipeline. Get In Here

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00:02:53.140 All right, well, I'm going to start with the best story of the day.

00:02:56.600 So, CNN had, uh, ex-CIA Director Brennan on to talk about the, uh, Ukraine situation.

00:03:05.760 And he notes that Russia seems to be losing, losing everything.

00:03:10.260 And it's all falling apart for Russia.

00:03:13.000 And, uh, he believes that Russia sabotaged the Nord Stream 2 pipeline, which is Russia's own pipeline.

00:03:21.040 Now, it had been turned off already, so they'd turned it off.

00:03:25.620 So it wasn't delivering any gas.

00:03:28.960 Uh, so although it was not delivering any gas,

00:03:33.300 John Brennan thinks that, uh, uh, Putin blew it up

00:03:37.260 to, uh, really send a strong signal to the, uh, the West.

00:03:43.120 And I think it did.

00:03:44.560 Now, a lot of people don't know where he got, where Putin got that strategy of blowing up his own assets.

00:03:49.260 It's, it's, originally, uh, there was a military genius who came up with this first.

00:03:57.100 It's sort of non-obvious, right?

00:03:59.040 You're like, why would, why would you blow up your own valuable asset?

00:04:04.220 But, no, it came from, this is actually, uh, military doctrine.

00:04:09.160 It's, it's more obvious than things.

00:04:10.800 So there was a, uh, famous military strategist named Mel Brooks.

00:04:14.680 And in his, uh, military treatise, uh, treatise, treatise, treatise?

00:04:21.580 It was called, uh, I believe it was called Blazing Saddles.

00:04:25.320 And there's a scene in there in which we learn to, you hold a gun to yourself,

00:04:29.960 and you threaten to kill yourself, sometimes using, you know, unpleasant language.

00:04:35.900 If you threaten to kill yourself, then people won't kill you. 0.99

00:04:39.600 Like, okay, I, I'm gonna, I'm gonna kill this person. 0.85

00:04:44.180 Okay, Mel Brooks used different language.

00:04:47.020 So I think it's really, it looks like the Mel Brooks play.

00:04:50.940 I think Putin is, uh, threatening to destroy all of his assets, maybe one at a time,

00:04:56.860 if, if we don't give him what he wants.

00:04:58.720 Um, so that seems quite reasonable, uh, John Brennan.

00:05:05.580 Now talk about a credible guy.

00:05:08.600 John Brennan was one of the people who helped collect the 50 Intel, prior and, uh, current Intel people,

00:05:15.280 who, uh, who said that Hunter's laptop was Russian disinformation.

00:05:22.140 And he's also the same John Brennan who pushed the, uh, Russia collusion hoax.

00:05:26.820 But there's no reason to believe that he's lying this time when he says that Russia attacked itself to teach us a lesson.

00:05:35.520 And let me tell you, I feel it.

00:05:39.440 I feel a little bit closer to maybe Ukraine will have to surrender.

00:05:46.020 I mean, if Russia keeps bombing its own assets, I don't know if any of us are safe.

00:05:52.140 I mean, what if, what if Putin decides to bomb Moscow next?

00:05:54.800 Uh, what are we going to do?

00:05:58.140 Would Ukraine just surrender?

00:06:00.080 I mean, strategy looks pretty strong.

00:06:03.280 So yeah, Russia will be attacking itself because attacking Russia, or I'm sorry, attacking Ukraine didn't work out at all. 0.90

00:06:11.380 Uh, I think Putin needed to win.

00:06:14.620 It's like, okay, have we attacked anything successfully lately?

00:06:17.680 Ooh, uh, you know, the, uh, the news from the Donbass, not so good, not so good.

00:06:27.220 Okay, we need to have some kind of a win.

00:06:29.960 Can you please attack something successfully?

00:06:33.220 I need to be able to say we attacked something and we got it.

00:06:36.340 We got the win.

00:06:37.040 Well, you know, the Ukrainians are really dug in. 1.00

00:06:41.760 Don't tell me what you can't do.

00:06:44.060 I need a win.

00:06:45.440 You need to blow something up and I need to be able to say that I got that thing.

00:06:50.200 You know, we're running out of weapons and our soldiers are not really well treated.

00:06:55.440 No, no.

00:06:57.320 I need you to blow something up and give me a win.

00:07:00.160 Well, you know, the only thing we could actually blow up would be our own stuff.

00:07:07.560 I don't need to know the details.

00:07:09.760 Just give me a win.

00:07:12.520 So then the Russian generals said, all right, what's the least protected thing we own?

00:07:16.960 And they thought, our pipeline. 0.99

00:07:19.540 We could blow that damn pipeline up. 0.99

00:07:21.980 So Putin gets the win for a successful military operation against its own pipeline. 0.99

00:07:27.940 According to John Brennan, has he ever lied to us?

00:07:34.060 I mean, you can trust John Brennan, right?

00:07:38.380 I mean, just because he ran an organization whose entire job is lying to us

00:07:42.300 and he's documented as the biggest liar in American politics, bar none, bar none.

00:07:51.360 But this time he's totally telling the truth.

00:07:53.620 But the funniest thing was watching, I think it was Keillor on CNN,

00:08:01.200 who asked Brennan why he thinks that Putin blew up his own pipeline

00:08:07.180 to teach the West a lesson when the pipeline, they could just turn it off.

00:08:15.980 She was like, you could just turn it off.

00:08:19.800 You didn't have to blow it up.

00:08:21.440 Then I saw some speculation that really it was a clever trick

00:08:26.660 and that Brennan is right.

00:08:29.820 And here's why.

00:08:30.820 They blew it up.

00:08:31.920 Because if Putin had not blown it up,

00:08:35.280 he might be legally required to turn it on later

00:08:38.600 to fulfill legal contracts.

00:08:41.920 So to get out of his legal contracts later,

00:08:45.400 he blew up his own pipeline.

00:08:46.860 Now, if there's one thing that we know is true,

00:08:51.100 Putin is very concerned about his legal agreements.

00:08:55.280 And he would be willing to bomb his entire country

00:08:58.240 so that people didn't think he'd be the kind of guy

00:09:01.260 who'd say one thing and then do another.

00:09:04.120 Because that's not the kind of reputation you could have out there.

00:09:07.760 Perfectly reasonable.

00:09:09.640 Perfectly reasonable.

00:09:10.440 Because, you know, prior to knowing that Putin was bombing his own pipeline,

00:09:16.800 according to John Brennan,

00:09:18.860 I didn't know if Putin was trustworthy or not.

00:09:22.780 You know, I didn't know if you could depend on him to keep a deal.

00:09:26.160 But now that I know he would be willing to bomb his own assets

00:09:29.520 to get out of a deal,

00:09:32.740 well, I trust him more.

00:09:34.100 And I think that's what he was going for.

00:09:36.240 He was going for some kind of a business credibility kind of a play.

00:09:39.320 And I think when you see somebody blow up their own assets

00:09:42.040 so they don't have to deliver what they promised,

00:09:44.480 that makes me trust them.

00:09:47.240 So I think this hypothesis that Russia is behind the blowing up of their own asset,

00:09:54.240 completely feasible.

00:09:56.360 Completely.

00:09:57.520 I buy it.

00:10:00.520 Yep, totally believable.

00:10:04.380 Now, as a backdrop to this,

00:10:06.420 and don't make too much of a big deal about this,

00:10:09.320 because we know what the story is.

00:10:10.820 We know Russia blew up their own assets 0.91

00:10:12.420 because John Brennan would never lie to us on CNN.

00:10:15.460 That's something we know for sure.

00:10:18.140 But some people, you know, there's always some rogue, 1.00

00:10:22.140 there's always some, like, goofy bastard 1.00

00:10:24.480 who's got some conspiracy theory bullshit, right? 1.00

00:10:28.800 So here's the conspiracy bullshit that's going around now. 0.98

00:10:32.760 There's a video of Joe Biden before the Ukraine invasion 0.98

00:10:36.920 saying in public, I know it's ridiculous,

00:10:41.100 but saying in public in the clearest possible terms 0.55

00:10:44.800 that if Russia invaded,

00:10:47.860 those pipelines were no longer going to be functional.

00:10:51.000 Now, some people say that matters.

00:10:55.520 And the fact that he directly,

00:10:57.340 that Biden directly said,

00:10:59.020 if you do this,

00:11:00.380 we're going to take care of those pipelines. 0.59

00:11:03.580 And he gave you a smile

00:11:05.020 that looked exactly like he meant blowing them up.

00:11:09.120 Because there's a smile that says,

00:11:11.220 I mean blowing them up, right?

00:11:13.100 You have to see the video.

00:11:14.040 Here's how you talk

00:11:17.780 if you don't mean blowing them up.

00:11:21.320 Mr. Biden, are you saying

00:11:22.440 that you're going to shut down those pipelines?

00:11:25.460 Yes, well, we'll use whatever means we can.

00:11:27.440 We're going to shut down those pipelines. 0.54

00:11:30.420 Okay, that's how you say it

00:11:31.520 if you don't mean we're going to blow them up.

00:11:35.640 Here's how Biden said it.

00:11:38.340 So how will you do it?

00:11:40.020 I promise you, we can do it.

00:11:47.320 Now, that's pretty much the blow-it-up face, isn't it?

00:11:51.620 I mean, I think he told us he's going to blow them up.

00:11:54.880 And then they blew up.

00:11:58.260 Now, to me, this looks like nothing but giant energy companies

00:12:02.340 manipulating our government

00:12:04.760 to reduce the competitiveness of their competitor.

00:12:08.340 That literally is all I see here.

00:12:11.560 Do you see anything except a giant energy company

00:12:15.580 has control of our military?

00:12:19.800 And the military is doing the bidding

00:12:21.740 of some energy company in the United States.

00:12:25.380 That's what it looked like to me.

00:12:27.380 It looked like it literally was a commercial operation

00:12:32.040 to increase the profits of American gas companies.

00:12:38.400 Now, I think that's the reason it happened.

00:12:44.620 Also, maybe it has some military, you know,

00:12:48.780 homeland, European protection, whatever.

00:12:53.700 I mean, that might be good, too.

00:12:55.000 But, you know, when follow-the-money works this well,

00:12:59.300 if you can follow the money this directly,

00:13:02.700 I don't know if you need to ask any other questions.

00:13:05.500 I mean, to me, this doesn't even look like

00:13:07.700 a national interest so much as just an energy company interest.

00:13:12.020 Now, you could argue, and I'm going to argue this,

00:13:17.080 that when the United States supports its energy industry,

00:13:23.480 even doing things that you might think are over the line

00:13:26.520 or sketchy or too far or whatever,

00:13:28.580 that the United States does better.

00:13:32.140 You know, there are a lot of smart people who say,

00:13:34.360 basically, look at the energy situation of any country,

00:13:37.980 and you know everything you need to know.

00:13:41.620 And that's pretty close to true, isn't it?

00:13:43.840 If you've got a country that has cheap energy

00:13:46.060 or is a major producer of energy,

00:13:48.180 they seem to always be doing fine.

00:13:51.520 So if you take care of your energy business,

00:13:54.920 your country is going to be a strong country.

00:13:57.920 And if you don't take care of your energy business

00:14:00.400 and you have to buy energy from other people

00:14:02.740 and that's all you have, you're just a buyer of energy,

00:14:04.960 you're going to be very vulnerable.

00:14:07.980 So, I'm not sure that it is wrong for the country

00:14:15.100 to do things that are literally just good

00:14:17.400 for big energy companies in the United States.

00:14:20.900 Now, it's like, you know, it's creepy and it's unethical

00:14:25.400 and it's not free markets.

00:14:29.300 You could find 100 ethical and moral reasons

00:14:32.460 why we shouldn't do it easily, right?

00:14:35.860 It wouldn't take any effort at all.

00:14:37.980 At the same time, having our government

00:14:43.800 and our energy companies basically being one entity

00:14:46.740 and working for each other's benefit

00:14:48.920 actually kind of works.

00:14:51.740 It kind of works.

00:14:54.180 Yeah.

00:14:54.620 I mean, I don't like it, but strangely it works.

00:14:58.360 Can we do this next conversation without some of you

00:15:10.060 just flying out of control?

00:15:13.980 See if I can just get through this next two minutes

00:15:16.840 without somebody just going nuts on me.

00:15:19.480 Okay?

00:15:23.420 So, there's a trending hashtag for face masks.

00:15:27.840 No, I hate face masks.

00:15:29.540 I am anti-face masks.

00:15:31.060 I hate them.

00:15:31.860 And we're not going to talk about the science.

00:15:33.640 However, it is trending again because cases are up

00:15:40.320 and people are pushing for face masks again.

00:15:43.400 Now, in this context, some doctor tweeted

00:15:50.220 the studies that he says support face masks.

00:15:54.400 I retweeted it with a comment,

00:15:57.360 I'm just the messenger.

00:15:59.020 Now, the way you should take that

00:16:00.540 when I say I'm just the messenger,

00:16:03.280 that means I'm not endorsing it.

00:16:05.700 That's how you should interpret it.

00:16:07.580 If I say, hey, look at this,

00:16:09.780 this looks pretty solid,

00:16:11.180 then I'm probably endorsing it.

00:16:12.920 Or at least I think there's nothing wrong with it.

00:16:15.260 But if I say I'm just the messenger,

00:16:18.260 you should very clearly see

00:16:20.080 that I'm just telling you what other people are saying

00:16:23.100 so you'd know.

00:16:24.520 Because I had always wondered

00:16:25.820 why it is that the people on the right

00:16:27.840 say there are no studies that support masks,

00:16:32.920 and the people on the left say there are tons of them.

00:16:36.000 They're all over the place.

00:16:37.480 Have you ever wondered about that?

00:16:39.100 Like, why could it both be true

00:16:40.380 that there are tons of studies saying they work,

00:16:43.520 at the same time there are no studies that say they work?

00:16:46.580 Can't both be true.

00:16:48.560 So I think maybe I have something close to an answer,

00:16:53.600 which is this list of studies.

00:16:55.500 It was sort of a study about other studies of masks.

00:16:59.160 It took about 10 seconds for, you know,

00:17:03.400 Andres, Backhouse, and other people who know about data 0.94

00:17:05.860 to just rip it about is ridiculous.

00:17:08.660 So apparently the study happened 0.69

00:17:10.120 at the very beginning of the pandemic

00:17:11.880 when all of our data was bad,

00:17:14.780 and basically it was just a bunch of useless studies 0.81

00:17:18.500 that were summed up by another useless study.

00:17:21.440 Now, if you were non-critical,

00:17:27.340 and you saw that there were a whole bunch of studies

00:17:29.240 in the same direction,

00:17:30.720 what would you do if you were not very,

00:17:33.720 let's say, sophisticated about how people lie with data?

00:17:36.520 I think it would be pretty convincing.

00:17:40.240 Now, let me stop again,

00:17:42.080 because I know a whole bunch of people

00:17:43.420 are flying crazy at home.

00:17:46.120 No, I'm anti-mask,

00:17:48.240 and I have been from the start.

00:17:50.620 But the conversation about it

00:17:52.220 is part of the context of America,

00:17:54.440 so I can't avoid it.

00:17:56.260 So I think the entire thing comes down to this.

00:18:00.900 I think the entire thing comes down to

00:18:03.120 the people on the left believe the studies

00:18:06.180 because there are lots of them.

00:18:09.820 But the people on the right don't believe the studies

00:18:12.560 because when you look at them,

00:18:14.660 they don't seem credible.

00:18:16.640 They just don't seem to be a time period.

00:18:19.260 It doesn't look like they could untangle

00:18:22.380 all the confounders,

00:18:24.240 all the variables that could affect them.

00:18:25.880 I mean, the most obvious thing

00:18:28.180 is that the people who are likely to wear masks

00:18:30.780 have something in common with each other, right?

00:18:35.180 And the country is most likely to do it.

00:18:37.340 They probably have something in common as a country.

00:18:39.660 So I just don't know that you can sort it out.

00:18:42.360 I also don't believe

00:18:44.020 that they would have kept in the study

00:18:47.600 anything that said the opposite, right?

00:18:50.820 Because when you do a study of studies,

00:18:53.480 let's say a meta study,

00:18:54.920 or even just a study of studies,

00:18:56.400 which would be different,

00:18:58.380 you are deciding what's in and what's out.

00:19:01.640 What they never do is throw everything in.

00:19:04.660 Because they always say,

00:19:06.280 well, you know, this one is so big,

00:19:09.140 you don't want to put this one in there,

00:19:10.580 it'll skew things.

00:19:11.960 Or they'll say, this one is so low quality

00:19:14.740 that even though the other ones are higher quality,

00:19:17.980 you know, we'll throw it out.

00:19:19.680 So those studies end up being subjective accidentally.

00:19:25.660 Some meta studies are well made,

00:19:27.520 some are not, right?

00:19:28.520 And usually we can't tell the difference.

00:19:32.320 Can't tell the difference.

00:19:33.700 All right.

00:19:34.140 So is everybody comfortable that I'm anti-mask, period?

00:19:38.420 Period.

00:19:39.120 Anti-mask.

00:19:40.460 But now you understand why the left

00:19:42.540 believes they work.

00:19:45.220 Because there are people

00:19:46.220 sending studies around.

00:19:48.980 And it's sort of the laundry list thing.

00:19:50.660 If there are enough studies,

00:19:51.760 it doesn't matter that they're all bad.

00:19:54.020 Because there are lots of them.

00:19:55.060 All right.

00:19:56.320 So I think that's the whole story.

00:19:59.760 Anyway.

00:20:03.480 So the January 6th gaslighters,

00:20:07.560 this just amazes me.

00:20:09.800 Because every once in a while,

00:20:10.740 you have to go back and shake your head at this.

00:20:14.620 The entire January 6th situation

00:20:17.960 depends on one assumption.

00:20:20.640 More than one, but one that I care about.

00:20:22.640 And the one assumption is

00:20:24.400 what Trump actually believed.

00:20:28.620 Am I right?

00:20:29.520 Because if Trump believed the election

00:20:31.480 was genuinely fake,

00:20:34.020 then why he did makes sense, actually.

00:20:37.260 It would make sense as a candidate,

00:20:39.620 and it would make sense as a patriot.

00:20:41.700 It would make sense as an American.

00:20:44.260 If he genuinely believed,

00:20:47.400 the vote was hinky.

00:20:48.740 Now, the entire January 6th thing

00:20:52.480 depends on him,

00:20:54.280 depends on his critics

00:20:56.080 knowing what he really secretly thought

00:20:59.260 that he has never said out loud

00:21:00.860 to anybody that we have any evidence of.

00:21:03.660 So here's Trump,

00:21:04.940 the person who says everything he thinks.

00:21:07.920 Am I right?

00:21:09.660 Trump is the person who says

00:21:10.940 everything he thinks.

00:21:12.120 And yet there's no evidence whatsoever

00:21:15.440 in writing, any reports,

00:21:18.300 not even anonymous reports,

00:21:20.560 of Trump ever being inconsistent

00:21:22.920 with his belief that the election was sketchy.

00:21:28.700 So,

00:21:29.920 why is it that the most unrealistic assumption

00:21:35.200 is underpinning the entire thing,

00:21:37.240 and we don't pay attention to that?

00:21:39.480 I feel like I'm the only one

00:21:41.100 who's ever mentioned this.

00:21:43.080 Actually, ever.

00:21:44.640 Have you ever seen anybody else say

00:21:46.180 everything depends on what he was thinking?

00:21:49.780 And if you were to make two hypotheses

00:21:52.220 of what he was thinking,

00:21:54.840 do you think there's really any chance

00:21:56.620 that he thought the election was fair?

00:22:02.420 Because he was thinking the same thing

00:22:04.540 that most of the Republicans thought.

00:22:07.200 Don't you believe that most Republicans

00:22:09.500 thought it was sketchy?

00:22:10.880 Most.

00:22:12.180 I think most did.

00:22:14.500 So if he had the same opinion

00:22:16.000 as most Republicans,

00:22:17.860 who had the same information he had,

00:22:19.820 we were all just watching TV, right?

00:22:22.000 He didn't have, like, secret,

00:22:24.300 you know, secret intel.

00:22:26.460 He was just watching TV,

00:22:27.780 like the rest of us.

00:22:28.980 So if he watched TV,

00:22:30.520 and you watched TV,

00:22:31.980 and you said to yourself,

00:22:33.260 that doesn't look like a fair election to me,

00:22:35.540 I don't know if you're right or wrong,

00:22:37.120 but say that was your opinion,

00:22:39.720 why would you think he wouldn't have that opinion?

00:22:43.620 What possible argument could you make

00:22:47.740 that he would singularly believe

00:22:50.640 the election was fair

00:22:51.840 when everybody was looking at

00:22:53.940 exactly the same information

00:22:55.420 at the same time,

00:22:57.340 all the people on his side said,

00:22:59.580 I'm not so sure

00:23:01.760 if that election was fair.

00:23:03.680 And of course, you know,

00:23:05.300 doing the most obvious analysis you can do,

00:23:09.520 did the Democrats think the election was fair?

00:23:12.440 Did Hillary think the election was fair 0.96

00:23:14.640 when Trump won the first time?

00:23:17.700 No.

00:23:19.140 The most common, believable,

00:23:25.020 and ordinary assumption you can make

00:23:26.740 about this situation,

00:23:28.280 as well as when Hillary lost,

00:23:30.580 the most common, ordinary assumption

00:23:33.500 is that the people who lost

00:23:35.740 genuinely believe

00:23:37.380 there's some question about the outcome.

00:23:39.880 They genuinely believe it.

00:23:41.960 Now, if I were Trump's team,

00:23:44.840 that's the only thing I would talk about.

00:23:47.580 I'd say,

00:23:48.400 are you making the case

00:23:49.560 that you believe the president

00:23:50.780 actually thought he lost

00:23:52.320 when nobody else thought that?

00:23:55.620 Now, it's separate from the argument

00:23:57.300 of whether he really lost.

00:23:58.760 So, you know, their trick

00:24:00.020 is to argue whether or not it's true.

00:24:03.320 Whether or not it's true

00:24:04.980 that the election was fair

00:24:06.980 has nothing to do with this.

00:24:09.860 Because nobody was operating on the truth.

00:24:12.580 Because it was unknowable.

00:24:14.680 There was a suspicion.

00:24:16.760 But at that time,

00:24:18.360 it was pretty hard to know

00:24:19.760 what was true and what wasn't

00:24:21.820 if you were biased toward thinking

00:24:23.400 the election was rigged.

00:24:24.560 As the Democrats were when they lost,

00:24:26.640 as the Republicans are when they lost,

00:24:28.820 as the Democrats will be again

00:24:30.540 if they lose.

00:24:32.480 You don't think the Democrats

00:24:33.600 are going to say the election

00:24:34.600 was rigged if they lose?

00:24:35.980 The next election?

00:24:37.200 Of course they will.

00:24:39.180 Do you think they'll believe it?

00:24:41.500 Yes.

00:24:42.660 Yes, I do.

00:24:43.680 I do think they'll believe it.

00:24:46.000 That's how it works.

00:24:47.060 So, now, am I wrong

00:24:52.880 that everything follows

00:24:55.140 from that assumption?

00:24:56.660 Am I missing anything?

00:24:58.280 The entire understanding of that day

00:25:01.080 has everything to do with

00:25:03.420 what Trump secretly actually believed

00:25:06.300 about the election.

00:25:08.540 Because if he believed

00:25:09.740 that that was rigged 0.99

00:25:10.700 and he didn't do a fucking thing about it, 0.99

00:25:12.560 I wouldn't vote for him. 0.99

00:25:14.220 Would you?

00:25:14.660 I mean, I don't vote anyway.

00:25:17.080 But seriously,

00:25:18.460 if he believed

00:25:19.840 it had actually been rigged

00:25:21.480 and he did nothing,

00:25:22.800 didn't complain about it,

00:25:23.840 just sort of, you know,

00:25:26.020 slunk off to his retirement,

00:25:28.480 he wouldn't be the person

00:25:29.500 you thought you voted for

00:25:31.560 the first time if he did.

00:25:34.020 And I'm not sure

00:25:34.960 you'd want any president

00:25:35.980 to be like that.

00:25:37.720 I mean, I want my president

00:25:39.140 to say what he believes

00:25:40.300 and to act on it.

00:25:42.840 And insanity defense?

00:25:48.620 It wouldn't be an insanity defense

00:25:50.360 because most Republicans

00:25:53.400 believe there was some problem

00:25:54.740 with the election.

00:25:56.140 Now, just to be clear,

00:25:57.260 so I don't get banned,

00:25:58.940 I'm not aware of any proof

00:26:00.400 of election irregularity

00:26:02.060 as scale.

00:26:03.700 I'm not aware of any.

00:26:05.720 But would I be?

00:26:07.280 I'm not sure I would be.

00:26:08.220 He told them to go down

00:26:12.180 and peacefully protest.

00:26:14.100 Now, he did, of course,

00:26:15.680 want to do,

00:26:16.620 wanted Pence to delay things.

00:26:19.500 And there are smart people

00:26:20.740 who say,

00:26:21.480 that wasn't legal

00:26:22.420 and you can't do that.

00:26:24.040 And I guess that's the

00:26:25.100 bipartisan bill

00:26:26.520 that even,

00:26:27.440 even Schumer is willing

00:26:29.360 to say something

00:26:30.040 about the electoral votes.

00:26:32.600 You don't want to play

00:26:33.200 with them after the election.

00:26:34.180 And that's probably,

00:26:36.160 I haven't looked at it,

00:26:37.400 but probably a good idea.

00:26:38.860 I mean, if it's bipartisan,

00:26:40.580 probably a good idea.

00:26:45.340 All right.

00:26:48.220 It was the most perfect election

00:26:49.840 of all time.

00:26:50.440 Well, I've said many times

00:26:51.580 that it's a miracle

00:26:53.260 that all 50 of our election systems

00:26:55.260 work perfectly,

00:26:56.560 we are told.

00:26:58.500 And yet,

00:26:59.420 every other organization

00:27:01.060 and system that we know about

00:27:02.440 is completely corrupt.

00:27:04.180 Which we know. 0.95

00:27:06.260 For sure.

00:27:07.580 You don't have to wonder.

00:27:09.020 We know that now.

00:27:10.460 Is the FBI corrupt?

00:27:11.980 Yeah.

00:27:12.460 Yeah.

00:27:13.080 Yeah, we know that.

00:27:14.560 That there's no longer in question.

00:27:17.900 All right.

00:27:21.000 Have I complained too many times

00:27:22.960 about how my critics

00:27:24.020 like to come into my tweets

00:27:26.920 and compare me to Garfield

00:27:29.960 and other comics?

00:27:31.800 And it's usually,

00:27:33.920 it looks like this.

00:27:35.580 Oh,

00:27:36.640 the Garfield guy again.

00:27:40.340 Or,

00:27:41.040 here comes the Beatle Bailey guy

00:27:42.740 to say something.

00:27:44.760 And it took me a while

00:27:45.720 to figure out

00:27:46.400 that these were compliments.

00:27:49.900 They're attempts,

00:27:50.760 they're attempts at insults,

00:27:52.240 but do you know,

00:27:52.880 do you see what they get wrong?

00:27:54.280 It took me a while to notice.

00:27:55.560 Why is it that

00:27:57.900 it's an insult

00:27:58.680 to call me Garfield?

00:28:00.580 What makes that an insult?

00:28:03.080 It makes it an insult

00:28:04.480 because the person saying it

00:28:06.540 believes that everybody

00:28:07.780 who sees that

00:28:08.600 understands

00:28:09.380 that Garfield

00:28:10.740 is a less good comic

00:28:12.040 than Dilbert.

00:28:14.020 Right?

00:28:16.080 Am I wrong?

00:28:17.560 The reason they would call me

00:28:19.140 these other cartoons,

00:28:21.040 the whole point of it,

00:28:22.280 is they believe

00:28:22.840 the other cartoons

00:28:23.800 are of lesser quality.

00:28:29.380 You know what they don't call me?

00:28:30.860 Peanuts.

00:28:33.100 And they don't call me,

00:28:34.400 they don't call me

00:28:37.020 Calvin and Hobbes.

00:28:38.640 Although I have seen that,

00:28:39.660 but that's rare.

00:28:41.860 Do you know why?

00:28:43.640 Because my critics believe

00:28:45.620 that those two comics

00:28:46.640 are unambiguously better

00:28:47.940 than Dilbert.

00:28:48.780 So do I.

00:28:49.860 I mean,

00:28:50.260 most people would agree with that.

00:28:52.900 So they call me

00:28:53.680 the lesser comics

00:28:54.880 because the whole point

00:28:56.700 of it is that

00:28:57.460 they're not as good

00:28:58.140 as my comic.

00:28:59.560 And every time

00:29:00.320 it happens now,

00:29:00.980 I'm thinking,

00:29:01.500 I feel like you just

00:29:03.040 complimented me

00:29:03.900 because this wouldn't

00:29:04.660 even make sense.

00:29:06.440 The entire point

00:29:07.600 of the insult

00:29:08.200 is that that other comic

00:29:09.520 is a lower quality

00:29:10.700 than mine.

00:29:12.720 Yeah,

00:29:13.120 Kathy,

00:29:14.120 et cetera.

00:29:14.680 Now,

00:29:14.980 I'm not saying

00:29:15.460 that they're lower quality.

00:29:16.960 I'm saying that

00:29:17.780 that's the whole point

00:29:19.420 of people saying it

00:29:20.300 is that they believe

00:29:21.040 they're lower quality.

00:29:21.860 So thank you

00:29:23.180 for the compliments.

00:29:26.320 I appreciate it.

00:29:27.300 Keep them coming.

00:29:29.240 Here are some things

00:29:30.320 that I read about myself

00:29:31.640 in the past week.

00:29:35.820 So if you wonder,

00:29:37.180 Scott,

00:29:38.360 do you ever get

00:29:39.460 much trouble online?

00:29:41.680 Do you ever get bothered

00:29:42.540 by things that people

00:29:43.620 say to you online?

00:29:45.000 Well,

00:29:45.280 not that much.

00:29:46.080 but here's some things

00:29:50.500 I got called this week.

00:29:52.180 A Holocaust denier.

00:29:59.740 And it is alleged

00:30:03.120 that I believe

00:30:03.820 that rape is okay 1.00

00:30:04.720 because it's natural.

00:30:07.660 That's actually

00:30:08.420 a widespread opinion

00:30:09.700 about me

00:30:10.500 on the internet.

00:30:11.700 It's a widespread opinion

00:30:14.100 that I believe

00:30:15.160 that rape's fine. 0.99

00:30:16.620 It's just natural.

00:30:18.780 Somebody actually thinks

00:30:19.960 that was my opinion

00:30:20.800 or is my opinion.

00:30:23.460 Okay.

00:30:26.980 Fine.

00:30:28.080 And people also believe

00:30:29.180 that I'm an anti-mask

00:30:30.820 crusader

00:30:31.740 who is secretly

00:30:33.240 trying to get you

00:30:33.980 to all wear masks.

00:30:35.920 So at the same time

00:30:37.240 that I'm one of the most

00:30:38.200 notable critics

00:30:40.060 of masks,

00:30:41.700 spent a lot of time

00:30:42.680 notably talking

00:30:43.780 about not wearing

00:30:44.580 my mask

00:30:45.180 in required masking places,

00:30:47.320 trying to mobilize people

00:30:48.720 to get rid of their masks,

00:30:50.600 and so that makes me

00:30:51.320 pro-mask.

00:30:52.500 If they read my mind,

00:30:53.600 they can see that,

00:30:54.380 like on the inside,

00:30:55.920 even though on the outside

00:30:56.920 I'm totally anti-mask,

00:30:58.860 but on the inside

00:30:59.640 they can see

00:31:00.780 that because of

00:31:02.460 the things I tweet,

00:31:04.460 they can tell.

00:31:05.880 They can tell

00:31:06.820 that even though

00:31:07.900 I don't wear a mask

00:31:08.900 because I'm so afraid,

00:31:10.060 that I'm really pro-mask.

00:31:15.800 So there are books

00:31:16.680 coming out,

00:31:17.360 more books about Trump,

00:31:18.660 of course,

00:31:19.940 and

00:31:20.580 they're running

00:31:23.600 out of insults.

00:31:26.120 Every book

00:31:26.840 that comes out

00:31:27.380 about Trump,

00:31:28.120 they've got to have

00:31:28.880 a new,

00:31:29.740 you know,

00:31:30.740 thing,

00:31:31.580 but they're running

00:31:32.780 out of the good ones.

00:31:34.400 So here are some

00:31:35.060 new books,

00:31:35.620 and it doesn't matter

00:31:36.220 who wrote them,

00:31:37.560 right?

00:31:37.860 It doesn't matter

00:31:38.700 at this point.

00:31:39.260 It wouldn't matter

00:31:40.380 if it's Maggie Haberman

00:31:41.500 or somebody else,

00:31:42.440 but these are somebody else.

00:31:44.100 But they're in the news today.

00:31:45.820 So one of the things is

00:31:46.880 that Trump was way more serious

00:31:49.500 about buying Greenland

00:31:50.780 than you knew.

00:31:52.740 He was actually really serious

00:31:54.160 about buying Greenland,

00:31:55.720 and he made an argument

00:31:57.100 that, you know,

00:31:57.740 it's sort of close

00:32:00.040 to our domain

00:32:00.860 and would be valuable

00:32:02.680 to us,

00:32:03.380 and, you know,

00:32:04.380 Denmark wasn't using it

00:32:05.620 for much anyway.

00:32:07.620 But apparently,

00:32:08.540 he actually negotiated

00:32:09.500 with Denmark

00:32:09.980 to some degree.

00:32:12.600 He was actually

00:32:13.120 trying to get it.

00:32:14.240 Now,

00:32:14.920 is that a criticism?

00:32:15.960 Is it a criticism

00:32:18.020 that Trump literally

00:32:19.340 tried to buy Greenland?

00:32:21.560 That feels like

00:32:22.680 the opposite

00:32:23.160 of a criticism.

00:32:24.520 Don't they have

00:32:25.420 valuable minerals?

00:32:26.360 Isn't it geopolitically,

00:32:30.260 you know,

00:32:30.840 geostrategically important?

00:32:35.580 I mean,

00:32:37.360 that should have been

00:32:39.100 framed as a compliment.

00:32:42.240 Now,

00:32:42.580 the fact that it didn't happen,

00:32:45.000 is that an insult?

00:32:47.520 Or is that a criticism?

00:32:49.100 No,

00:32:49.400 it was a long shot.

00:32:51.040 It was a long shot

00:32:52.200 that cost him nothing

00:32:53.460 except embarrassment.

00:32:54.980 And he was willing

00:32:57.180 to take the embarrassment

00:32:58.240 for the potential

00:33:00.440 of maybe having

00:33:01.340 an upside

00:33:01.740 that would be amazing.

00:33:04.540 I mean,

00:33:05.340 again,

00:33:06.020 it looks like a criticism

00:33:07.260 that's more of a compliment.

00:33:09.500 I want the president

00:33:10.420 who does that.

00:33:11.260 All right,

00:33:11.400 here's another one.

00:33:12.400 Here's another criticism

00:33:13.760 that you have to say,

00:33:15.780 I don't know.

00:33:17.100 Is that really a criticism?

00:33:18.220 One of the books

00:33:20.140 claims that Trump

00:33:21.320 was way more serious

00:33:22.940 than you thought

00:33:23.900 about withdrawing

00:33:25.480 from NATO.

00:33:29.220 Is that a criticism?

00:33:32.160 What would be happening

00:33:33.960 in Ukraine right now?

00:33:35.980 Well,

00:33:36.540 I don't know.

00:33:37.620 But it wouldn't be

00:33:38.300 costing us money.

00:33:41.800 I don't know.

00:33:42.420 Maybe Ukraine

00:33:43.320 would have just rolled over

00:33:44.620 and Putin would own Ukraine

00:33:46.360 and we wouldn't have

00:33:48.220 known the difference.

00:33:49.880 And we'd be getting

00:33:50.520 our Ukrainian wheat

00:33:51.660 and Europe would be 0.83

00:33:52.980 getting their stuff

00:33:54.000 and Ukrainians' 0.66

00:33:56.200 corrupt government

00:33:56.980 would be put out of business

00:33:58.320 and it would go back

00:33:59.320 to sort of how things

00:34:00.840 used to be

00:34:02.740 where, you know,

00:34:03.920 Russia dominated 0.98

00:34:04.720 that country.

00:34:06.200 Now,

00:34:06.760 that would be bad

00:34:07.740 for the Ukrainians.

00:34:08.720 I mean,

00:34:10.200 I guess they would say that.

00:34:11.500 I don't know.

00:34:12.340 Maybe some wouldn't.

00:34:13.820 But can we say

00:34:15.360 that Trump was wrong

00:34:16.520 about withdrawing

00:34:17.280 from NATO

00:34:17.800 based on what we know today?

00:34:20.000 It's actually not obvious,

00:34:21.540 is it?

00:34:22.580 You could certainly

00:34:23.420 make the case

00:34:24.200 that it's a good thing

00:34:25.240 we're in NATO,

00:34:25.940 it's the only thing

00:34:26.540 that stopped Putin

00:34:27.260 and that would be

00:34:28.500 a strong argument.

00:34:30.780 But you could also

00:34:31.860 make the case

00:34:32.560 that maybe none of this

00:34:33.800 would have looked this way

00:34:34.720 if he had pulled out

00:34:35.560 of NATO

00:34:35.940 and Putin didn't

00:34:37.840 feel threatened.

00:34:38.720 The other possibility

00:34:39.840 is that Putin

00:34:40.460 wouldn't feel threatened

00:34:41.440 by having NATO

00:34:42.800 on its doorstep

00:34:43.800 if America

00:34:45.240 was not part of NATO.

00:34:47.240 I mean,

00:34:47.660 everything would have

00:34:48.320 looked different,

00:34:48.840 wouldn't it?

00:34:50.320 So, I don't know.

00:34:52.700 I'm not saying

00:34:53.520 it would have been

00:34:54.120 a good idea

00:34:54.600 to pull out of NATO.

00:34:55.660 That's not my opinion.

00:34:57.460 But it's not obvious

00:34:58.780 which was the right way to go.

00:35:01.580 It's just not obvious.

00:35:03.480 Now, I think that also

00:35:04.840 when he talks about

00:35:05.880 pulling out of NATO,

00:35:06.920 that could have been

00:35:07.660 in a negotiating position

00:35:08.840 as well.

00:35:09.920 So he may have been

00:35:10.840 really serious

00:35:11.700 about pulling out

00:35:12.640 if the other countries

00:35:14.220 didn't step up

00:35:15.040 with money.

00:35:16.700 You get that, right?

00:35:18.180 He could be totally

00:35:18.940 serious about pulling out

00:35:20.260 if you don't give us

00:35:21.520 more money,

00:35:22.280 but then other countries

00:35:23.580 gave more money.

00:35:25.120 So I don't know

00:35:25.940 if he still was

00:35:26.880 still as adamant

00:35:28.160 about pulling out,

00:35:28.900 but I think he was serious

00:35:29.940 if they didn't give

00:35:31.260 more money,

00:35:31.900 which I would have

00:35:32.800 agreed with, actually.

00:35:33.680 I think you did

00:35:34.900 have to threaten

00:35:35.460 to pull out

00:35:36.100 if they didn't

00:35:37.980 cough up more money.

00:35:39.100 I think that part

00:35:39.740 was right.

00:35:42.680 And then his aides

00:35:43.920 worried that he might

00:35:45.320 try to start a war 0.86

00:35:46.300 with Iran or North Korea 0.97

00:35:47.940 because of his crazy ways.

00:35:51.040 Neither of those things

00:35:52.160 were even close.

00:35:54.700 He wasn't close

00:35:56.160 to a war with Iran.

00:35:57.860 It wasn't even close.

00:35:59.340 I don't think.

00:36:00.520 Was he?

00:36:00.960 I didn't see anything

00:36:03.200 that looked even close.

00:36:04.540 It looked like he was

00:36:05.220 just going to boycott

00:36:06.340 them forever or whatever.

00:36:08.520 And what about North Korea?

00:36:11.700 North Korea is one 1.00

00:36:12.720 of his success stories.

00:36:14.680 He took the temperature

00:36:15.700 way down in North Korea.

00:36:16.860 I mean, what was he

00:36:17.840 going to do?

00:36:18.260 Nuke North Korea, 0.93

00:36:19.320 his friend?

00:36:21.340 So the books have

00:36:22.840 completely run out

00:36:23.980 of material.

00:36:27.400 Think about his

00:36:28.200 legal troubles.

00:36:30.960 Correct me if I'm wrong,

00:36:32.840 but not counting

00:36:33.580 January 6th,

00:36:34.740 for which no indictments

00:36:36.160 are likely to come,

00:36:37.720 say the experts.

00:36:40.020 His biggest legal risk

00:36:41.720 at the moment,

00:36:43.280 correct me if I'm wrong

00:36:44.180 because there might be

00:36:44.780 one I'm missing,

00:36:46.120 is a civil case

00:36:48.060 against Trump,

00:36:50.500 the company,

00:36:51.760 not even against

00:36:52.620 Trump himself.

00:36:53.700 So not criminal

00:36:54.700 and not even against

00:36:56.540 Trump.

00:36:57.460 Am I right?

00:36:58.500 That's his biggest

00:36:59.220 risk right now.

00:36:59.920 And what is the power

00:37:01.540 of the case?

00:37:02.840 The entire case,

00:37:04.500 let me summarize it.

00:37:06.720 The Trump company

00:37:07.800 handled their accounting

00:37:09.020 the way all normal

00:37:10.900 companies do.

00:37:13.240 That's it.

00:37:14.380 That's the case.

00:37:15.680 They did things exactly

00:37:16.840 the way normal

00:37:17.620 companies do.

00:37:19.040 They took the highest

00:37:20.700 number they thought

00:37:21.500 they could get away

00:37:22.260 with when valuing

00:37:24.140 it for loans,

00:37:25.120 and then they got

00:37:26.960 a loan

00:37:27.360 and then they paid

00:37:29.060 back the loan

00:37:29.820 and then the bank

00:37:31.100 was happy.

00:37:33.380 But when they were

00:37:34.360 doing their property

00:37:35.240 tax assessment,

00:37:36.280 you want the lowest

00:37:37.180 number you can

00:37:37.900 get away with there,

00:37:40.740 he went the opposite

00:37:42.060 way.

00:37:44.540 Like everybody.

00:37:46.700 Like everybody.

00:37:47.580 Now he may have

00:37:49.220 exaggerated,

00:37:49.960 or the Trump company

00:37:50.820 may have exaggerated

00:37:51.700 more than other

00:37:54.420 companies do.

00:37:55.420 And that would be

00:37:56.140 worth discussing.

00:37:57.560 But no matter what

00:37:58.480 it is,

00:37:58.760 it's going to be a

00:37:59.440 civil fine.

00:38:01.540 It's not exactly

00:38:02.660 the crime of the

00:38:03.740 century to have

00:38:05.020 exaggerated more

00:38:06.340 when you are the

00:38:07.720 company that

00:38:08.340 exaggerates more

00:38:09.280 and your entire

00:38:09.920 business model is

00:38:10.800 built on your

00:38:11.320 brand.

00:38:12.500 Right?

00:38:13.200 The Trump brand

00:38:14.340 is the value

00:38:15.680 of the business.

00:38:17.540 And so,

00:38:18.120 would you expect

00:38:18.720 somebody whose

00:38:19.380 entire business

00:38:20.220 model is about

00:38:21.220 telling people

00:38:22.400 their brand is

00:38:23.220 better than

00:38:23.740 maybe it is?

00:38:25.780 That's his whole

00:38:26.540 business model.

00:38:27.980 So if he did it

00:38:28.940 consistently everywhere,

00:38:30.220 he told everybody

00:38:30.900 that he was better

00:38:31.660 than maybe

00:38:33.360 somebody else thinks,

00:38:35.280 I don't know.

00:38:36.800 It might be a crime.

00:38:39.020 Like you might be

00:38:39.920 able to find a jury

00:38:40.860 who says,

00:38:41.960 yeah,

00:38:42.860 that's slightly a

00:38:43.740 crime.

00:38:44.580 That's a little

00:38:45.260 bit more exaggerating

00:38:46.340 than I think you

00:38:47.000 should have done.

00:38:47.920 So maybe you

00:38:48.480 should pay a fine.

00:38:50.040 That is just

00:38:50.820 business as usual

00:38:51.780 for every company.

00:38:53.080 Every big company

00:38:54.020 that gets audited,

00:38:55.800 do you think they

00:38:56.320 get away from the

00:38:57.080 audit with nothing?

00:38:58.720 Do you think

00:38:59.080 there's nothing?

00:39:00.420 Just pick a company.

00:39:01.980 Just pick any

00:39:02.500 company.

00:39:03.680 Pick Google.

00:39:04.880 Do you think

00:39:05.260 if Google got

00:39:06.040 audited,

00:39:06.760 they'd end up

00:39:07.280 paying nothing?

00:39:08.560 Sometimes,

00:39:09.220 maybe.

00:39:10.320 But it's very

00:39:11.120 common that a,

00:39:13.080 traditional company

00:39:15.240 gets audited

00:39:16.520 and pays a little

00:39:17.180 extra money

00:39:17.700 because they

00:39:18.180 exaggerated something.

00:39:20.040 That's how it

00:39:20.600 happens.

00:39:21.040 They exaggerate

00:39:21.640 stuff or

00:39:23.140 minimize things.

00:39:25.960 So just think

00:39:27.520 about the fact

00:39:28.220 that what the

00:39:29.520 remaining complaints

00:39:30.880 about Trump

00:39:31.660 have all just

00:39:33.760 kind of dissolved.

00:39:34.980 So the January

00:39:36.280 6th thing

00:39:36.940 has turned

00:39:37.300 into nothing.

00:39:38.000 They're trying

00:39:38.320 to breathe

00:39:38.740 some life

00:39:39.540 into it

00:39:40.000 with the jaws

00:39:41.060 of life today,

00:39:41.840 I guess.

00:39:42.500 So they're

00:39:42.900 trying to make

00:39:43.380 the nothing

00:39:44.060 into something.

00:39:44.780 But January

00:39:45.200 6th proved

00:39:45.780 there was

00:39:46.000 nothing.

00:39:47.220 At least

00:39:47.660 nothing of

00:39:48.360 criminal,

00:39:49.180 indictable

00:39:49.760 quality.

00:39:52.000 Now all of

00:39:52.620 his other

00:39:52.960 legal problems

00:39:53.640 have gone away

00:39:54.220 except that

00:39:54.700 trivial one

00:39:55.400 that really

00:39:55.800 is a nothing.

00:39:58.600 What's left?

00:40:00.560 What's left?

00:40:03.780 Anything?

00:40:04.260 So he

00:40:06.780 wasn't colluding

00:40:08.160 with Russia.

00:40:11.400 I mean,

00:40:12.500 what's left?

00:40:13.960 The only thing

00:40:14.640 left is how

00:40:15.660 his performance

00:40:16.800 would be

00:40:17.300 compared to

00:40:17.900 Biden.

00:40:19.020 Now of course

00:40:19.660 Democrats look

00:40:20.720 at Biden and

00:40:21.200 say, yeah, 0.93

00:40:21.520 he's killing 0.96

00:40:21.940 it. 0.98

00:40:22.240 He's doing

00:40:22.640 great.

00:40:24.300 And Republicans

00:40:25.440 say the

00:40:25.860 opposite.

00:40:30.240 They have

00:40:31.040 the lady 0.95

00:40:31.440 who claimed

00:40:32.580 that he 0.95

00:40:33.260 raped her 1.00

00:40:34.060 in a 1.00

00:40:34.620 dressing room

00:40:36.000 in a

00:40:37.580 store.

00:40:39.320 Jean Carroll.

00:40:39.920 So I guess

00:40:40.260 she's doing

00:40:41.740 her lawsuit 0.96

00:40:42.240 again.

00:40:42.740 But nobody

00:40:43.160 thinks that's

00:40:43.680 going anywhere,

00:40:44.300 right?

00:40:46.140 Isn't that

00:40:46.740 just a he 0.63

00:40:47.240 said,

00:40:47.520 she said

00:40:47.880 situation?

00:40:48.460 That's the

00:40:48.760 end of it.

00:40:49.080 on Twitter

00:40:51.820 today,

00:40:52.280 Musk said he

00:40:52.940 would discuss

00:40:53.540 buying into

00:40:54.200 rumble.

00:40:54.680 Oh, 1.00

00:40:54.920 shit. 1.00

00:40:56.280 Did that 1.00

00:40:56.920 really happen?

00:40:58.640 Did that

00:40:58.980 really happen? 1.00

00:41:01.680 Holy shit. 0.99

00:41:03.460 What's the 1.00

00:41:04.040 price of rum

00:41:05.280 right now?

00:41:06.960 Can somebody

00:41:07.460 check the

00:41:07.920 stock price?

00:41:09.160 So rum

00:41:09.560 was 12

00:41:10.620 yesterday,

00:41:12.220 or this

00:41:12.640 morning.

00:41:13.960 Oh,

00:41:14.340 he was

00:41:14.580 asked to

00:41:14.980 and he

00:41:15.200 declined.

00:41:15.760 declined.

00:41:16.560 Oh,

00:41:17.500 come on.

00:41:19.960 All right.

00:41:20.580 He was

00:41:20.940 asked about

00:41:21.440 it and he

00:41:21.760 declined.

00:41:24.700 What?

00:41:25.700 Don't get me

00:41:26.360 all excited

00:41:26.900 about that.

00:41:28.100 Now,

00:41:28.500 you know,

00:41:29.480 the reason I'm

00:41:30.200 excited is

00:41:30.920 because I'm

00:41:31.400 an investor.

00:41:32.120 So I

00:41:33.220 invested in

00:41:33.920 the locals

00:41:34.400 platform,

00:41:35.360 which got

00:41:36.860 combined with

00:41:37.640 rumble,

00:41:38.300 so I ended

00:41:39.020 up accidentally

00:41:39.740 with some

00:41:40.200 rumble stock,

00:41:41.320 which turned

00:41:41.900 out to be

00:41:42.460 the best

00:41:44.500 accidental

00:41:45.060 investment I

00:41:45.740 ever made.

00:41:48.960 Yeah.

00:41:49.640 Rum is

00:41:50.000 worth a

00:41:50.380 shot.

00:41:50.920 Nicely

00:41:51.280 done.

00:41:52.860 Rum is

00:41:53.380 worth a

00:41:53.780 shot.

00:41:54.780 Okay.

00:41:56.040 Well done.

00:41:57.720 All right.

00:41:59.320 Question.

00:41:59.880 How many

00:42:01.200 of you

00:42:01.640 think that

00:42:02.740 Elon Musk

00:42:03.860 is secretly

00:42:04.600 bankrolling

00:42:05.360 the Babylon

00:42:05.980 Bee? 0.96

00:42:08.080 Because if

00:42:08.560 you notice

00:42:09.040 that the

00:42:09.400 Babylon

00:42:09.760 Bees,

00:42:11.340 let's say

00:42:11.720 their budget

00:42:12.260 seems to be

00:42:12.960 way better

00:42:13.700 than it

00:42:14.020 used to

00:42:14.320 be,

00:42:15.680 the quality

00:42:16.580 of their

00:42:17.000 content and

00:42:17.820 also the

00:42:18.480 volume of

00:42:19.020 it is

00:42:19.960 suspiciously

00:42:20.800 very good.

00:42:22.820 Now,

00:42:23.640 it's not

00:42:24.100 suspicious that

00:42:24.940 they're good

00:42:25.520 because,

00:42:27.260 you know,

00:42:27.940 they're good.

00:42:29.040 But,

00:42:29.560 you know,

00:42:29.760 you saw

00:42:30.160 Elon Musk

00:42:30.700 met with

00:42:31.140 them,

00:42:31.380 obviously

00:42:31.720 they got

00:42:32.160 along,

00:42:32.640 they have

00:42:32.860 some kind

00:42:33.220 of connection,

00:42:34.440 the founders

00:42:34.980 of the

00:42:35.240 Babylon Bee.

00:42:36.260 Now,

00:42:36.640 wouldn't that

00:42:37.260 be the

00:42:37.740 number one

00:42:38.340 most likely

00:42:39.140 thing you

00:42:39.620 would ever

00:42:39.960 expect?

00:42:41.120 You'd expect

00:42:41.900 him to

00:42:42.240 secretly

00:42:42.740 bankroll it

00:42:43.480 just because

00:42:43.840 it's funny?

00:42:45.880 If I had

00:42:46.800 his money,

00:42:48.440 nothing would

00:42:49.200 have kept

00:42:49.540 me from

00:42:50.020 giving some

00:42:50.600 of it to

00:42:51.020 the Babylon

00:42:51.480 Bee.

00:42:52.840 Am I

00:42:53.460 right?

00:42:54.580 Assuming

00:42:55.020 that money

00:42:55.360 is no

00:42:55.680 object,

00:42:56.420 which is

00:42:56.780 a fair

00:42:57.200 assumption,

00:42:57.940 money is

00:42:58.340 no object,

00:42:59.000 and you

00:42:59.820 know he

00:43:00.080 liked them

00:43:00.520 and you

00:43:01.160 know he

00:43:01.480 likes poking

00:43:03.280 the bear,

00:43:05.720 if they

00:43:06.780 didn't get

00:43:07.220 money from

00:43:07.720 him,

00:43:08.800 I would

00:43:09.640 be amazed.

00:43:11.280 I'd be

00:43:11.660 amazed.

00:43:12.840 Because their

00:43:13.560 quality of the

00:43:15.560 operation just

00:43:16.340 went way up.

00:43:17.740 you would

00:43:25.320 like to

00:43:25.620 have a

00:43:26.080 reframe for

00:43:27.300 how to

00:43:27.600 get women.

00:43:29.540 Do you

00:43:29.860 think I

00:43:30.220 can give

00:43:31.100 this gentleman

00:43:33.200 a reframe

00:43:34.140 that will

00:43:35.180 help him

00:43:35.720 in his

00:43:36.200 dating

00:43:36.560 success?

00:43:38.160 Yes,

00:43:38.480 I can.

00:43:39.800 Yes,

00:43:40.120 I can.

00:43:42.520 Here's your

00:43:43.160 reframe.

00:43:44.600 You're

00:43:45.080 trying to

00:43:45.500 find a

00:43:46.240 woman, 1.00

00:43:47.340 you're

00:43:47.960 trying to

00:43:48.260 find the

00:43:48.620 right

00:43:48.820 woman, 1.00

00:43:49.640 right?

00:43:51.100 And you're

00:43:51.380 not finding

00:43:51.920 the right

00:43:52.520 connection.

00:43:53.620 Stop

00:43:54.020 looking for

00:43:54.460 the right

00:43:54.780 woman.

00:43:56.900 Look for

00:43:57.580 lots of

00:43:58.080 people.

00:43:59.480 You want

00:43:59.880 to increase

00:44:00.760 the number

00:44:01.200 of people

00:44:01.540 you're

00:44:01.820 exposed to,

00:44:02.800 not just

00:44:03.400 looking for

00:44:03.860 dates,

00:44:04.760 just the

00:44:05.280 total number

00:44:06.000 of people

00:44:06.360 you're

00:44:06.820 exposed to.

00:44:08.520 And that's

00:44:08.920 how you

00:44:09.140 increase your

00:44:09.640 odds.

00:44:10.720 Because,

00:44:11.860 well,

00:44:12.360 I don't

00:44:12.640 think it's

00:44:13.000 necessarily

00:44:13.600 true there's

00:44:14.220 somebody for

00:44:14.760 everybody.

00:44:15.920 There probably

00:44:16.280 isn't.

00:44:17.500 But if your

00:44:18.300 entire universe

00:44:19.100 of people you're

00:44:19.720 looking to get

00:44:20.400 laid is three

00:44:21.180 people,

00:44:22.360 your odds are

00:44:22.900 low.

00:44:24.040 If suddenly

00:44:24.860 you increase

00:44:25.820 to ten people

00:44:26.760 you're looking

00:44:27.180 at to have 1.00

00:44:27.640 sex with, 1.00

00:44:28.740 a little bit 0.99

00:44:29.220 better.

00:44:29.820 But if you're

00:44:30.240 not, you

00:44:30.660 know, top

00:44:31.000 twenty percent,

00:44:31.680 still low.

00:44:33.640 If you know

00:44:34.400 a hundred people,

00:44:35.440 well, now you're

00:44:36.060 talking.

00:44:37.100 Now you're

00:44:37.500 talking.

00:44:37.920 There's somebody

00:44:38.460 who's going to

00:44:38.960 be looking

00:44:39.880 at you two.

00:44:41.060 So the

00:44:41.540 reframe is

00:44:42.420 it's about

00:44:43.620 numbers,

00:44:44.360 it's not about

00:44:45.080 necessarily just

00:44:46.060 your quality.

00:44:47.720 But I'm

00:44:49.700 going to make

00:44:50.020 a prediction.

00:44:51.700 Whoever it is

00:44:53.200 who just said

00:44:53.900 you're having

00:44:54.560 trouble getting

00:44:55.060 women, 1.00

00:44:55.980 I'm going to

00:44:56.900 make a prediction

00:44:57.520 that when you

00:44:58.920 take your

00:44:59.340 clothes off and

00:45:00.040 you look in

00:45:00.480 the full-length

00:45:01.020 mirror, you're

00:45:02.240 not delighted.

00:45:04.440 Now I don't

00:45:04.880 mean that as

00:45:05.300 an insult,

00:45:06.400 just a purely

00:45:07.280 practical statement

00:45:08.360 of cause and

00:45:09.860 effect.

00:45:11.480 If you're

00:45:12.220 going to the

00:45:12.740 gym and you

00:45:14.260 have a job,

00:45:15.920 you're going

00:45:16.520 to have some

00:45:17.160 interest from

00:45:18.000 the other

00:45:18.320 sex.

00:45:20.060 I know,

00:45:20.980 it's not fair,

00:45:22.340 it's not a

00:45:22.840 fair world,

00:45:23.960 but get your

00:45:24.800 body in shape.

00:45:26.960 All right,

00:45:27.200 so here's,

00:45:27.980 I might lose

00:45:30.860 my power on

00:45:31.720 the locals

00:45:32.460 feed because

00:45:33.300 I'm getting a

00:45:34.180 low battery

00:45:34.640 message.

00:45:35.320 so I can

00:45:37.160 make that

00:45:37.540 stop if I

00:45:38.360 plug you

00:45:39.060 in instead

00:45:39.780 of using

00:45:42.760 the microphone

00:45:43.300 I guess.

00:45:46.740 Oh,

00:45:48.700 yeah,

00:45:49.000 I don't

00:45:49.180 have the

00:45:50.000 power for

00:45:50.400 that.

00:45:51.000 Never mind.

00:45:51.580 Oh, I do.

00:45:52.180 Hold on.

00:45:54.240 All right,

00:45:54.600 locals,

00:45:55.020 you're going to

00:45:55.260 lose the

00:45:55.620 microphone,

00:45:56.580 but you're

00:45:57.320 going to

00:45:57.480 gain power.

00:45:58.260 all right.

00:46:03.580 So that's

00:46:04.280 the,

00:46:04.500 gaining power

00:46:06.820 is why you're

00:46:07.320 here.

00:46:09.160 And it

00:46:09.680 helps to be

00:46:10.240 tall,

00:46:10.760 yeah.

00:46:11.440 But I

00:46:14.780 don't know how

00:46:15.140 many more times

00:46:15.700 I could give

00:46:16.100 this advice.

00:46:17.940 Have you

00:46:18.500 walked down

00:46:18.920 the street

00:46:19.280 lately and

00:46:19.760 looked at

00:46:20.040 your competition?

00:46:22.420 I mean

00:46:22.960 seriously.

00:46:24.060 Just go to

00:46:24.780 the mall,

00:46:25.460 go to any

00:46:25.900 public place,

00:46:27.280 and just

00:46:27.680 look around.

00:46:28.820 See what

00:46:29.200 you're

00:46:29.360 competing

00:46:29.660 with.

00:46:31.120 What would

00:46:31.620 it take to

00:46:32.100 be in the

00:46:32.480 top 10%

00:46:33.400 of fitness

00:46:35.640 for just

00:46:36.760 the people

00:46:37.100 you see

00:46:37.360 around?

00:46:38.220 Just look

00:46:38.780 around.

00:46:39.260 What would

00:46:39.640 it take to

00:46:40.000 be in the

00:46:40.280 top 10%?

00:46:41.600 Not much.

00:46:43.680 Not much.

00:46:45.120 Top 10%

00:46:46.080 of fitness

00:46:46.780 is the

00:46:48.000 most achievable

00:46:49.080 goal in

00:46:50.700 the United

00:46:51.140 States.

00:46:52.260 I can't

00:46:52.960 even imagine

00:46:53.480 anything easier

00:46:54.080 than that.

00:46:54.860 Maybe falling

00:46:55.820 off a bicycle,

00:46:57.480 right?

00:46:58.260 Maybe jumping

00:46:59.180 in a mud

00:46:59.620 puddle,

00:47:00.200 that would

00:47:00.580 be easier

00:47:01.080 than...

00:47:02.000 But being

00:47:02.440 in the

00:47:02.720 top 10%

00:47:03.480 of fitness

00:47:04.080 just means

00:47:05.540 you tried.

00:47:06.940 I don't

00:47:07.280 even know

00:47:07.620 if you

00:47:07.860 could fail

00:47:08.300 if you

00:47:08.560 tried.

00:47:09.200 If you

00:47:09.740 started at

00:47:10.340 400 pounds,

00:47:11.200 it's going

00:47:11.440 to take

00:47:11.700 you a while

00:47:12.000 to get

00:47:12.280 there.

00:47:13.520 But unless

00:47:15.000 grossly,

00:47:16.320 you've let

00:47:17.560 things go

00:47:18.000 too far,

00:47:19.520 it's not

00:47:20.260 hard to

00:47:20.780 get back

00:47:21.160 into the

00:47:21.480 top 10%.

00:47:22.460 And why

00:47:23.720 wouldn't you

00:47:24.100 do that?

00:47:24.520 It's the

00:47:24.740 most controllable

00:47:25.580 thing you

00:47:25.960 can do.

00:47:27.000 So control

00:47:27.640 the hell

00:47:28.180 end of what

00:47:28.540 you can

00:47:28.880 control.

00:47:31.780 Just control

00:47:32.780 everything you

00:47:34.060 can control.

00:47:35.220 So if you

00:47:35.600 controlled your

00:47:37.100 career stuff by

00:47:38.180 training,

00:47:39.020 making sure you're

00:47:39.660 trained enough,

00:47:40.400 you can have a

00:47:41.140 reasonable job,

00:47:41.840 and you can

00:47:42.940 control your

00:47:43.500 fitness and

00:47:44.160 your diet,

00:47:45.500 same thing,

00:47:47.520 you're going

00:47:48.980 to be in

00:47:49.280 the top 10%.

00:47:50.340 You missed

00:47:55.260 the part about

00:47:55.720 blowing up

00:47:56.220 pipes,

00:47:56.640 you're late.

00:47:59.700 All right,

00:48:00.740 so that's my

00:48:01.320 statement.

00:48:03.560 Am I

00:48:04.260 obsessed with

00:48:05.020 fitness?

00:48:05.620 That's kind

00:48:06.040 of body

00:48:06.520 shaming too.

00:48:08.240 Well, I

00:48:09.080 guess you

00:48:09.380 could put a

00:48:09.740 negative spin

00:48:10.340 on everything.

00:48:10.820 But I

00:48:12.760 wouldn't say

00:48:13.420 I'm obsessed

00:48:14.020 by it.

00:48:16.040 Oh, yeah,

00:48:16.600 I guess I

00:48:16.940 am.

00:48:17.540 Yeah, I'll

00:48:18.120 actually accept

00:48:18.800 it.

00:48:20.100 Usually I

00:48:20.580 don't like

00:48:20.940 that obsessed

00:48:21.620 by, because

00:48:22.740 I have a

00:48:23.000 little judgment

00:48:23.580 in it.

00:48:24.080 But I

00:48:24.280 think in

00:48:24.860 this case I

00:48:25.360 am obsessed

00:48:25.760 by it, and

00:48:26.800 I should be.

00:48:28.020 So I would

00:48:28.480 like you to

00:48:28.980 be obsessed

00:48:29.440 by it as

00:48:29.920 well.

00:48:30.540 It's probably

00:48:30.920 the best

00:48:31.320 obsession I

00:48:31.940 have.

00:48:33.160 Here's

00:48:33.600 another

00:48:33.980 hypothesis and

00:48:36.500 reframe for

00:48:37.260 you.

00:48:37.900 You ready?

00:48:39.340 You don't

00:48:40.020 have an

00:48:40.400 option to

00:48:40.800 not being

00:48:41.320 addicted.

00:48:43.560 Let it

00:48:44.120 go.

00:48:45.520 Let it

00:48:45.900 go.

00:48:46.440 You do

00:48:46.840 not have

00:48:47.240 an option

00:48:47.680 of not

00:48:48.240 being

00:48:48.500 addicted to

00:48:49.240 something.

00:48:50.480 I don't

00:48:51.100 think.

00:48:52.360 Now, of

00:48:52.960 course, people

00:48:53.640 are different.

00:48:54.300 There's going

00:48:54.820 to be somebody

00:48:55.580 who's the

00:48:56.020 exception to

00:48:56.540 everything, so

00:48:57.200 I'll give

00:48:57.480 you that.

00:48:58.420 But for the

00:48:58.860 average person,

00:48:59.520 you're going

00:48:59.820 to be addicted

00:49:00.280 to something.

00:49:01.240 It's going 0.94

00:49:01.640 to be sex, 0.96

00:49:02.300 it's going 0.99

00:49:02.560 to be food,

00:49:03.180 it's going

00:49:03.440 to be exercise,

00:49:04.660 it's going

00:49:04.980 to be the

00:49:05.300 outdoors,

00:49:06.040 it's going

00:49:06.320 to be your

00:49:06.700 animals,

00:49:07.900 it's going

00:49:08.260 to be your

00:49:08.520 friends,

00:49:09.620 something.

00:49:09.940 You're

00:49:11.180 going to be

00:49:11.320 addicted to

00:49:11.820 something.

00:49:12.700 So instead

00:49:13.260 of saying,

00:49:14.020 I'll try to

00:49:14.520 avoid all

00:49:15.300 addictive

00:49:15.700 things,

00:49:16.960 you should

00:49:17.580 go aggressively

00:49:18.560 at trying

00:49:22.460 to make

00:49:22.860 yourself as

00:49:23.440 addicted as

00:49:24.040 possible to

00:49:25.540 things that

00:49:26.040 will be good

00:49:26.600 for you.

00:49:27.660 So I'm

00:49:28.300 addicted to

00:49:29.060 exercise

00:49:29.800 intentionally.

00:49:31.260 I've done

00:49:31.940 everything I

00:49:32.560 could do to

00:49:33.020 make myself

00:49:33.800 addicted.

00:49:34.140 I've given

00:49:34.760 myself treats,

00:49:35.900 I make sure I

00:49:36.760 do things I

00:49:37.400 like, I don't

00:49:38.060 push myself

00:49:38.760 too hard,

00:49:39.600 I don't

00:49:39.900 hurt myself

00:49:40.460 too badly.

00:49:41.400 I do

00:49:41.800 everything you

00:49:42.600 could do to

00:49:43.080 make it a

00:49:43.500 rewarding,

00:49:44.340 literally

00:49:44.640 rewarding.

00:49:45.640 I do it at

00:49:46.220 a time of

00:49:46.700 day that it's

00:49:47.320 going to be

00:49:47.560 the best,

00:49:48.100 it recharges

00:49:48.660 me.

00:49:49.500 I track

00:49:50.580 how I feel

00:49:51.960 on days I

00:49:52.940 exercise versus

00:49:53.800 I don't.

00:49:54.380 It's a big

00:49:54.740 difference.

00:49:55.460 That helps me

00:49:56.100 do it.

00:49:57.000 I have a

00:49:57.360 trick for going

00:49:57.940 to the gym

00:49:58.360 when I don't

00:49:58.840 want to go

00:49:59.180 to the gym.

00:49:59.960 I've taught

00:50:00.360 you this

00:50:00.660 before.

00:50:01.420 Put on your

00:50:02.000 gym clothes,

00:50:02.620 especially your

00:50:03.400 footwear,

00:50:05.520 and just having

00:50:06.140 the right clothes

00:50:06.760 on and

00:50:07.740 walking around,

00:50:08.600 I might as

00:50:09.820 well at least

00:50:10.160 go for a

00:50:11.320 short run.

00:50:12.640 I've got my

00:50:13.180 clothes on.

00:50:14.500 I do

00:50:15.320 everything I

00:50:16.120 can do to

00:50:16.780 addict myself

00:50:17.560 to a positive

00:50:18.180 thing.

00:50:18.800 Obsession

00:50:19.320 is close

00:50:20.720 enough to

00:50:21.160 the right

00:50:21.480 word.

00:50:24.220 Desire and

00:50:24.940 seeking is

00:50:25.560 human trait.

00:50:28.160 Can I do

00:50:28.860 some push-ups

00:50:29.440 for you?

00:50:32.680 Women look at 1.00

00:50:33.500 men's shoes.

00:50:34.160 Now,

00:50:34.540 there's a

00:50:34.840 good tip.

00:50:38.740 Whoa,

00:50:39.460 David

00:50:39.700 Neagles

00:50:40.080 just paid

00:50:40.660 $50 to

00:50:41.980 tell me

00:50:42.460 that Narcan

00:50:43.260 vending

00:50:43.700 machines are

00:50:44.300 being installed

00:50:44.920 in cities.

00:50:46.400 Hello.

00:50:47.540 Here's what

00:50:48.080 I'd like you

00:50:48.520 to do.

00:50:49.320 We're going

00:50:49.700 to go save

00:50:50.180 some lives.

00:50:50.860 Are you

00:50:51.000 ready?

00:50:52.080 Now,

00:50:52.620 I said this

00:50:53.120 last night

00:50:53.640 on my

00:50:53.920 Man Cave

00:50:54.400 live stream,

00:50:55.160 but I'll

00:50:55.800 do it again

00:50:56.240 for you

00:50:56.540 today.

00:50:58.200 One of

00:50:58.760 the things

00:50:59.140 that this

00:50:59.600 experience

00:51:00.200 does,

00:51:01.580 meaning this

00:51:02.260 live stream

00:51:02.800 that many

00:51:03.140 of you

00:51:03.440 come to

00:51:03.940 every day,

00:51:04.960 is that

00:51:05.400 it's more

00:51:05.880 than just

00:51:06.380 some content

00:51:07.200 I'm spraying

00:51:07.740 out.

00:51:08.960 We have

00:51:09.500 formed an

00:51:11.040 entity,

00:51:12.140 accidentally,

00:51:13.200 sort of like

00:51:13.680 an accidental

00:51:14.320 organization,

00:51:15.740 in which we

00:51:16.420 have a

00:51:17.540 collaborative

00:51:17.960 intelligence

00:51:18.720 that can

00:51:19.680 actually solve

00:51:20.320 some problems.

00:51:21.900 And one

00:51:22.300 of the

00:51:22.500 problems

00:51:22.800 with

00:51:23.320 fentanyl

00:51:24.680 overdoses

00:51:25.220 is bad

00:51:27.380 information.

00:51:29.460 So if

00:51:30.280 you had

00:51:30.480 better

00:51:30.760 information,

00:51:31.380 you would

00:51:31.640 know,

00:51:31.920 for example,

00:51:32.420 that Narcan

00:51:33.100 is something

00:51:33.880 you could

00:51:34.240 get at

00:51:34.600 your drug

00:51:35.100 store.

00:51:36.260 And if

00:51:36.580 you had

00:51:36.920 it nearby

00:51:37.340 and somebody

00:51:38.100 was going

00:51:38.900 into overdose

00:51:39.600 situation,

00:51:41.080 and you got

00:51:41.480 there quickly,

00:51:42.400 I don't know

00:51:42.840 exactly how

00:51:43.440 quickly it

00:51:43.940 is,

00:51:44.540 but while

00:51:44.880 they're still

00:51:45.280 alive,

00:51:46.460 and you

00:51:47.220 administer it,

00:51:48.620 and I guess

00:51:48.940 you don't have

00:51:49.400 to be an

00:51:49.700 expert to

00:51:50.180 administer it,

00:51:51.080 it's pretty

00:51:51.760 easy to do,

00:51:53.780 the odds of

00:51:54.620 them living

00:51:55.000 are very good.

00:51:55.960 It's actually

00:51:56.420 very effective.

00:51:57.140 Now,

00:51:59.560 the number

00:52:00.020 of people

00:52:00.360 that are

00:52:00.640 watching this,

00:52:01.400 so we've

00:52:01.720 got,

00:52:02.260 let's say,

00:52:02.920 3,000 live

00:52:04.060 here,

00:52:04.760 600 over

00:52:05.460 here,

00:52:06.400 probably 40,000,

00:52:08.000 50,000 people

00:52:08.940 will catch

00:52:09.540 this live stream.

00:52:10.920 I'm going

00:52:11.360 to ask all

00:52:12.120 of you to

00:52:12.540 do the

00:52:12.860 following

00:52:13.140 thing.

00:52:14.440 Research

00:52:14.920 how you

00:52:15.680 could get

00:52:16.320 Narcan

00:52:16.960 in your

00:52:17.620 state,

00:52:18.100 because every

00:52:18.460 state's

00:52:19.080 different.

00:52:20.040 In my

00:52:20.440 state,

00:52:20.840 you can

00:52:21.080 have the

00:52:21.840 pharmacist

00:52:22.540 write the

00:52:23.160 prescription.

00:52:23.600 I didn't

00:52:24.860 even know

00:52:25.160 that was

00:52:25.460 a thing.

00:52:26.960 So,

00:52:27.600 Carrie found

00:52:28.840 that out,

00:52:29.560 and has

00:52:30.180 also spread

00:52:30.880 that news

00:52:31.460 to San

00:52:32.600 Diego State

00:52:33.260 University.

00:52:34.940 So,

00:52:35.240 because of

00:52:35.740 this live

00:52:36.200 stream,

00:52:37.480 one active

00:52:38.600 member went

00:52:40.360 and figured

00:52:40.760 out how

00:52:41.440 you get

00:52:41.800 Narcan

00:52:42.260 in California,

00:52:43.260 just go

00:52:43.600 ask for it

00:52:44.160 and get a

00:52:44.500 prescription

00:52:44.880 from the

00:52:46.080 pharmacist,

00:52:47.500 not a

00:52:47.780 doctor.

00:52:48.820 And then

00:52:49.260 she spread

00:52:49.760 that information

00:52:50.360 into a

00:52:51.280 parent group

00:52:52.620 as San

00:52:53.280 Diego State

00:52:53.940 University.

00:52:55.080 Now,

00:52:55.540 the parent

00:52:55.860 group was

00:52:56.220 very active,

00:52:57.120 and they

00:52:57.620 were all

00:52:58.500 over it,

00:52:59.040 because there

00:52:59.420 had been a

00:52:59.800 couple of

00:53:00.160 fentanyl

00:53:00.580 scares just

00:53:01.320 that week.

00:53:02.580 So,

00:53:03.020 it was like

00:53:03.280 fresh in the

00:53:03.900 parents'

00:53:04.260 mind,

00:53:04.480 oh,

00:53:04.640 God,

00:53:04.980 the people

00:53:05.360 are dropping

00:53:05.780 like flies,

00:53:06.940 even where

00:53:07.460 my kid goes

00:53:08.140 to school.

00:53:09.240 Now,

00:53:09.460 they were,

00:53:10.060 I believe,

00:53:11.460 some number

00:53:12.080 of them

00:53:12.380 will get it

00:53:14.800 for their

00:53:15.260 kid to have

00:53:15.980 at college

00:53:16.920 or something.

00:53:18.020 Now,

00:53:19.120 there are

00:53:19.620 also some

00:53:20.460 apps

00:53:22.220 I think

00:53:23.940 PulsePoint

00:53:25.200 is one

00:53:25.800 app that

00:53:27.000 calls for

00:53:27.960 people who

00:53:28.500 know first

00:53:29.040 aid,

00:53:29.360 I believe.

00:53:30.420 But I

00:53:30.740 think within

00:53:31.280 that umbrella,

00:53:32.320 you could

00:53:32.600 call for

00:53:33.040 people who,

00:53:34.320 if you

00:53:34.600 sign up for

00:53:35.160 it.

00:53:35.840 If you

00:53:36.360 had Narcan,

00:53:37.880 I believe

00:53:38.560 you would

00:53:38.920 get notified

00:53:39.480 if somebody

00:53:40.200 had that

00:53:40.680 app and

00:53:41.540 saw somebody

00:53:42.200 having an

00:53:42.580 overdose,

00:53:43.820 because they'd

00:53:44.220 be calling

00:53:44.560 for anybody

00:53:45.020 who had

00:53:45.300 first aid,

00:53:45.920 and you'd

00:53:46.500 have that,

00:53:47.480 I believe.

00:53:48.120 So,

00:53:49.440 here's what

00:53:49.980 I'm going

00:53:50.180 to ask

00:53:50.460 each of

00:53:50.820 you to

00:53:51.020 do.

00:53:51.520 Get educated

00:53:52.280 on how

00:53:53.360 Narcan is

00:53:54.520 obtained

00:53:55.520 where you

00:53:56.240 are,

00:53:57.540 and then

00:53:58.040 tell your

00:53:58.500 friends.

00:53:59.420 If you

00:53:59.720 have a place

00:54:00.460 to spread

00:54:00.880 the information,

00:54:01.520 just spread

00:54:01.800 the information,

00:54:02.680 because I

00:54:03.140 don't see

00:54:03.500 the government

00:54:03.940 doing this.

00:54:06.480 Correct me

00:54:07.100 if I'm

00:54:07.360 wrong.

00:54:08.320 Joe Biden

00:54:08.880 should go

00:54:09.300 on television

00:54:09.820 and say

00:54:10.260 everybody

00:54:10.660 should get

00:54:11.340 Narcan

00:54:11.740 or have

00:54:12.260 it available.

00:54:13.500 It's

00:54:13.940 different in

00:54:14.400 each state,

00:54:15.440 so go figure

00:54:16.100 out what it

00:54:16.600 is in your

00:54:16.980 state,

00:54:17.340 and just

00:54:18.880 self-organize.

00:54:20.840 So,

00:54:21.320 I don't

00:54:21.560 have mine

00:54:21.980 yet,

00:54:22.400 but I'll

00:54:23.260 get mine

00:54:23.900 the way

00:54:24.720 Carrie

00:54:25.860 suggested.

00:54:26.660 I'll go

00:54:26.960 get mine.

00:54:28.080 And then

00:54:28.400 when I

00:54:28.620 have it,

00:54:29.800 my neighborhood

00:54:30.800 is organized,

00:54:32.040 so we

00:54:32.300 have text

00:54:33.880 messaging

00:54:34.440 lists and

00:54:35.100 stuff.

00:54:35.820 So I'll

00:54:36.160 send out

00:54:36.580 a WhatsApp

00:54:37.100 message to

00:54:37.900 my neighbors,

00:54:38.840 and I'll

00:54:39.240 tell them

00:54:39.560 that I

00:54:39.820 have it.

00:54:40.700 So if

00:54:41.020 anybody

00:54:41.800 in my

00:54:42.220 neighborhood

00:54:42.580 has an

00:54:43.340 overdose,

00:54:44.540 there it

00:54:45.240 is.

00:54:46.060 And I'm

00:54:46.480 also going

00:54:46.860 to tell

00:54:47.120 them that

00:54:47.620 if I'm

00:54:48.000 not home,

00:54:49.620 that I

00:54:50.540 can open

00:54:50.920 my garage

00:54:51.500 door with

00:54:52.060 my app,

00:54:53.080 and I'll

00:54:53.280 just tell

00:54:53.580 them where

00:54:53.760 to get

00:54:53.980 it.

00:54:55.080 So if

00:54:55.400 somebody

00:54:55.620 can get

00:54:56.020 to my

00:54:56.300 house in

00:54:56.920 five minutes,

00:54:58.800 and all of

00:54:59.360 my neighbors

00:54:59.740 can,

00:55:00.760 they can have

00:55:01.280 Narcan in

00:55:01.860 five minutes,

00:55:02.960 and maybe

00:55:03.600 ten minutes

00:55:04.280 they're back

00:55:04.740 to administer

00:55:05.300 it if that's

00:55:05.860 in time.

00:55:06.840 I think you

00:55:07.720 do have

00:55:08.080 ten minutes.

00:55:09.180 Does anybody

00:55:09.680 know enough

00:55:10.380 about this

00:55:10.900 to know how

00:55:12.480 often do you

00:55:13.120 have enough

00:55:14.200 warning that 0.80

00:55:14.760 you can get

00:55:15.200 to the

00:55:15.440 Narcan? 0.90

00:55:16.480 Do you

00:55:16.840 know how

00:55:17.080 much time

00:55:18.140 you normally

00:55:18.820 have there?

00:55:20.240 I mean,

00:55:20.480 everything's

00:55:20.860 different,

00:55:21.260 right?

00:55:22.020 But you're

00:55:22.600 talking about

00:55:22.960 just a few

00:55:23.460 minutes.

00:55:24.660 So you

00:55:25.200 need a

00:55:25.540 close.

00:55:27.260 Now,

00:55:27.780 I believe

00:55:28.360 that if we

00:55:29.360 do what

00:55:30.140 some of you

00:55:31.440 will do,

00:55:32.300 because I

00:55:32.780 know you

00:55:33.020 take it

00:55:33.300 seriously,

00:55:34.080 some of you

00:55:34.840 will do

00:55:35.080 this,

00:55:35.300 and I

00:55:35.460 think we

00:55:35.740 can save

00:55:36.120 some lives.

00:55:37.140 I believe

00:55:37.700 that this

00:55:38.160 live stream

00:55:38.720 literally will

00:55:39.420 save lives.

00:55:41.260 And I'm

00:55:42.920 going to act

00:55:43.300 on it.

00:55:43.680 I hope you

00:55:44.060 do too.

00:55:44.380 How do

00:55:47.300 you know

00:55:47.500 if someone

00:55:47.820 is overdosing

00:55:48.480 on fentanyl?

00:55:49.240 I don't

00:55:49.460 know.

00:55:50.080 You should

00:55:50.480 research that

00:55:51.120 as well.

00:55:52.060 Usually you

00:55:52.660 know because

00:55:53.520 they've been

00:55:54.900 taking opioids,

00:55:56.420 and somebody

00:55:56.960 usually knows

00:55:57.560 they've been

00:55:57.860 taking them.

00:55:59.480 And correct

00:56:00.300 me if I'm

00:56:00.720 wrong,

00:56:01.000 it's for

00:56:01.360 opioid overdose,

00:56:02.720 not just

00:56:03.180 fentanyl,

00:56:03.740 right?

00:56:05.200 Can somebody

00:56:05.900 give me a

00:56:07.360 fact check on

00:56:07.960 that?

00:56:09.280 Is the

00:56:09.780 Narcan for,

00:56:11.180 yeah,

00:56:11.620 it's for,

00:56:12.340 so you don't

00:56:12.880 need to know

00:56:13.380 it's fentanyl.

00:56:14.380 You need

00:56:15.240 to know

00:56:15.600 that opioids

00:56:16.260 were involved.

00:56:17.820 Or,

00:56:18.580 failing in

00:56:19.080 that,

00:56:19.820 you need

00:56:20.300 to know

00:56:20.600 that they're

00:56:20.960 a person

00:56:21.320 who might

00:56:21.800 do opioids,

00:56:23.300 and you

00:56:23.780 don't know

00:56:24.200 what else

00:56:24.560 they've done.

00:56:26.020 So I

00:56:26.940 think you

00:56:27.680 might want

00:56:28.060 to administer

00:56:28.540 it in some

00:56:29.260 cases if you're

00:56:30.080 not sure,

00:56:31.520 but again,

00:56:32.240 I'm not

00:56:32.660 your doctor,

00:56:33.560 so don't

00:56:33.960 believe anything

00:56:34.720 I tell you

00:56:35.160 about that.

00:56:36.260 So that's

00:56:36.720 what you

00:56:36.940 need to

00:56:37.160 look at.

00:56:37.460 And it

00:56:37.600 probably says

00:56:38.100 something on

00:56:38.540 the box

00:56:38.940 about when

00:56:39.340 to use it,

00:56:39.820 right?

00:56:39.960 I would

00:56:40.860 imagine it

00:56:41.380 comes with

00:56:41.780 instructions.

00:56:44.780 And

00:56:44.900 Carrie

00:56:45.640 Chabot

00:56:46.160 is the

00:56:47.420 one you

00:56:47.720 need to

00:56:48.040 thank for

00:56:48.740 spreading that

00:56:49.460 message.

00:56:52.880 Yeah.

00:56:54.400 All right.

00:56:55.520 And then I

00:56:56.260 think there's

00:56:56.820 also something

00:56:59.020 being contemplated

00:57:00.000 about the

00:57:00.520 Good Samaritan

00:57:01.360 problem,

00:57:02.960 that you

00:57:03.600 would have

00:57:03.900 legal liability

00:57:04.640 if you help

00:57:05.340 somebody and

00:57:05.940 things go

00:57:06.520 wrong.

00:57:06.780 no problem

00:57:09.480 giving it to

00:57:10.060 someone who

00:57:10.400 does not

00:57:10.820 need it.

00:57:11.300 We have

00:57:11.860 somebody who

00:57:13.080 seems to

00:57:13.580 know what

00:57:13.840 they're talking

00:57:14.260 about.

00:57:15.440 So you

00:57:15.960 don't need

00:57:16.260 to worry

00:57:16.600 about if

00:57:17.120 it's the

00:57:17.440 wrong time

00:57:18.060 to give

00:57:18.380 it.

00:57:18.640 You don't

00:57:19.000 need to

00:57:19.260 know if

00:57:19.780 for sure

00:57:20.440 it was

00:57:20.760 fentanyl,

00:57:21.380 it could

00:57:21.580 have been

00:57:21.780 an opioid.

00:57:23.660 And if

00:57:24.620 they're still

00:57:25.100 alive,

00:57:26.380 give it to

00:57:27.040 them.

00:57:28.240 I guess

00:57:28.820 that's the

00:57:29.320 bottom line.

00:57:36.780 it's not

00:57:38.560 looking good

00:57:39.000 in Florida.

00:57:40.380 So how

00:57:42.180 many of

00:57:42.480 you are

00:57:42.660 in Florida

00:57:43.140 and are

00:57:45.660 you looking

00:57:46.000 at a

00:57:46.300 Category 5?

00:57:47.500 Is that

00:57:47.800 what I

00:57:48.020 heard?

00:57:49.780 And you're

00:57:50.340 not leaving?

00:57:51.720 Now for

00:57:52.120 Category 5,

00:57:53.160 do you stay?

00:57:56.560 Do you stay

00:57:57.340 home if it's

00:57:57.960 Category 5?

00:58:03.600 Grab a

00:58:04.240 surfboard?

00:58:04.800 Yeah.

00:58:07.420 Wow.

00:58:09.660 Virginia also

00:58:10.480 has training.

00:58:11.600 Good.

00:58:13.400 So it'll

00:58:14.100 be a 4 or

00:58:14.940 5, right?

00:58:16.500 So DeSantis

00:58:17.140 says to

00:58:17.620 hunker down.

00:58:24.220 Basically a

00:58:24.940 cat 5, so

00:58:25.480 you're close

00:58:25.800 to 5.

00:58:27.240 What if

00:58:27.840 somebody wants

00:58:28.380 to commit

00:58:28.820 suicide by

00:58:29.780 fentanyl?

00:58:33.500 Well,

00:58:34.020 I don't know.

00:58:37.820 Do you

00:58:37.980 really need

00:58:38.360 an answer

00:58:38.660 for that?

00:58:39.680 I mean,

00:58:40.020 that's sort

00:58:40.580 of a

00:58:40.980 depends

00:58:42.120 situation.

00:58:43.400 Depends on

00:58:43.920 the situation.

00:58:45.060 But I

00:58:45.440 can't imagine

00:58:45.960 that you

00:58:46.220 wouldn't try

00:58:46.580 to bring

00:58:46.880 it back.

00:58:47.320 all right.

00:58:58.120 You won't

00:58:58.720 get in

00:58:59.020 trouble if

00:58:59.460 you call

00:58:59.820 for help

00:59:00.280 even if

00:59:00.780 you're on

00:59:01.160 opioids

00:59:01.540 yourself.

00:59:02.180 That's

00:59:02.380 true.

00:59:03.540 That's

00:59:03.840 true.

00:59:04.400 Yeah,

00:59:04.660 if you

00:59:04.940 didn't

00:59:05.120 know that,

00:59:06.060 the emergency

00:59:07.280 services,

00:59:08.280 they're not

00:59:08.560 going to

00:59:08.780 arrest you.

00:59:10.120 They're not

00:59:10.680 calling the

00:59:11.240 police because

00:59:11.800 you have

00:59:12.100 opioids in

00:59:12.640 your system.

00:59:13.120 That's not

00:59:13.460 happening.

00:59:14.280 Because they

00:59:14.820 know that

00:59:15.200 that would

00:59:15.420 make everything

00:59:15.920 worse.

00:59:19.160 They're

00:59:19.560 pretty good

00:59:20.140 about that.

00:59:21.140 I don't

00:59:21.440 think you

00:59:21.720 need to

00:59:21.940 worry about

00:59:22.280 that.

00:59:22.600 I've never

00:59:22.920 heard of

00:59:23.260 anybody being

00:59:23.740 in trouble

00:59:24.080 because the

00:59:24.720 ambulance

00:59:25.200 picked them

00:59:25.740 up.

00:59:26.140 That's not

00:59:26.500 a thing.

00:59:27.440 I wouldn't

00:59:28.020 want to have

00:59:28.360 any on me.

00:59:29.920 But even

00:59:30.880 if you had

00:59:31.280 it on you,

00:59:34.140 I feel like

00:59:36.260 the medical

00:59:37.000 community would

00:59:38.120 not be

00:59:38.640 turning you

00:59:39.160 over to

00:59:39.420 the police.

00:59:40.520 I don't

00:59:41.080 think so.

00:59:42.680 What do

00:59:43.140 you think?

00:59:43.820 I mean,

00:59:44.140 there would

00:59:44.380 always be an

00:59:44.820 exception.

00:59:45.180 But I

00:59:46.080 can't see

00:59:46.460 the medics,

00:59:47.320 even if

00:59:47.760 they saw

00:59:48.200 some illegal

00:59:48.800 drugs,

00:59:50.180 I think

00:59:50.720 that they

00:59:51.060 would just

00:59:51.460 sort of

00:59:51.940 leave them

00:59:52.780 in your

00:59:53.060 apartment

00:59:53.420 when they

00:59:53.800 took you.

00:59:55.020 I just

00:59:55.680 don't think

00:59:56.060 they're taking

00:59:56.460 those with

00:59:57.220 them.

01:00:04.140 All right.

01:00:08.640 Yeah,

01:00:09.120 the cops do

01:00:09.820 come,

01:00:10.240 but I don't

01:00:10.520 think the

01:00:10.900 cops are 0.93

01:00:11.380 arresting you

01:00:12.020 for having

01:00:12.540 some possession

01:00:13.400 if you're

01:00:13.960 in the,

01:00:14.940 I mean,

01:00:15.200 if you

01:00:15.340 have a

01:00:15.600 user number

01:00:16.380 of pills

01:00:17.340 and you're

01:00:17.900 having an

01:00:18.260 overdose,

01:00:18.780 I don't

01:00:19.020 think they're

01:00:19.360 arresting you.

01:00:20.680 I don't

01:00:21.000 think so.

01:00:22.340 But I

01:00:22.820 suppose I

01:00:23.720 could be

01:00:23.900 wrong.

01:00:24.980 Don't

01:00:25.220 know.

01:00:25.620 Everything

01:00:25.900 could be

01:00:26.220 different.

01:00:27.540 All right.

01:00:30.100 Do what

01:00:30.900 presidents should

01:00:31.680 say,

01:00:32.500 Cass.

01:00:33.240 You know,

01:00:33.820 I always find

01:00:34.740 it obnoxious

01:00:36.600 when people

01:00:37.220 do the,

01:00:38.560 here's the

01:00:39.640 letter that

01:00:40.860 the president

01:00:41.340 should write

01:00:41.940 to make

01:00:42.480 everything

01:00:42.820 better.

01:00:44.160 And then

01:00:44.560 you read

01:00:44.920 it and

01:00:45.080 you're like,

01:00:45.480 eh,

01:00:46.500 no,

01:00:47.300 not really.

01:00:48.240 That's not

01:00:48.820 really the

01:00:49.240 letter they

01:00:49.660 should write.

01:00:50.920 It just

01:00:51.460 feels like

01:00:52.060 telling somebody

01:00:54.440 like Trump

01:00:54.940 what to say

01:00:55.600 specifically is

01:00:57.220 kind of

01:00:57.520 obnoxious.

01:00:59.300 Saying it

01:00:59.800 generally,

01:01:00.600 like, you

01:01:00.960 know,

01:01:01.040 this would

01:01:01.300 be a good

01:01:01.660 phrase to

01:01:02.300 use,

01:01:02.820 then that

01:01:03.320 makes

01:01:03.520 sense.

01:01:07.120 Dear

01:01:07.580 Putin,

01:01:08.040 if I

01:01:08.300 were your

01:01:08.560 mother,

01:01:08.960 right?

01:01:09.100 Did you

01:01:15.100 see Don

01:01:15.580 Lemon

01:01:15.840 trying to

01:01:16.300 get the

01:01:16.600 NASA guy

01:01:17.260 to blame

01:01:18.160 climate

01:01:18.540 change for

01:01:19.320 the hurricane?

01:01:20.880 He

01:01:21.240 couldn't

01:01:21.500 get the

01:01:21.780 NASA guy

01:01:22.260 to bite

01:01:23.160 that any

01:01:24.120 one hurricane

01:01:24.920 could be

01:01:25.620 attributed to

01:01:26.560 climate

01:01:26.840 change.

01:01:29.140 Now,

01:01:29.820 he did,

01:01:30.340 you know,

01:01:30.560 the NASA

01:01:31.200 guy didn't

01:01:31.820 poo-poo 0.99

01:01:32.420 climate

01:01:32.780 change,

01:01:33.660 but Don

01:01:35.260 Lemon

01:01:35.460 wanted to

01:01:36.000 make it

01:01:36.320 political,

01:01:37.280 and the

01:01:37.640 NASA guy

01:01:38.180 is just

01:01:38.480 like,

01:01:39.100 it's a

01:01:39.720 hurricane.

01:01:41.880 He just

01:01:42.620 wasn't having

01:01:43.180 any of the

01:01:43.680 politics.

01:01:44.620 It was

01:01:44.820 funny.

01:01:45.840 It wasn't

01:01:46.960 NASA,

01:01:47.400 it was

01:01:47.580 National

01:01:48.540 NOAA,

01:01:51.400 National

01:01:52.320 what?

01:01:54.260 Organization

01:01:54.740 of blah,

01:01:55.760 blah.

01:02:00.500 All right.

01:02:04.440 Well,

01:02:05.000 I guess we

01:02:05.380 don't believe

01:02:05.780 any data

01:02:06.280 anyway.

01:02:07.360 I'm going

01:02:07.880 to go do

01:02:08.200 something else.

01:02:09.100 and I

01:02:14.120 think we

01:02:14.580 saved some

01:02:15.240 lives today.

01:02:17.260 What do

01:02:17.760 you think?

01:02:18.860 Yeah,

01:02:19.200 let's go

01:02:19.540 save some

01:02:19.940 lives and

01:02:21.600 get your

01:02:22.100 mug.

01:02:24.620 Erica,

01:02:24.980 what's the

01:02:25.240 latest mug

01:02:25.700 count?

01:02:27.120 How many

01:02:27.580 mugs?

01:02:29.320 That's all,

01:02:29.720 you probably

01:02:30.020 don't have

01:02:30.320 that right

01:02:30.620 now.

01:02:31.260 I'll follow

01:02:31.700 up on that

01:02:32.060 later.

01:02:32.260 All right,

01:02:33.680 that's all

01:02:34.100 for today.

01:02:37.540 Yeah,

01:02:38.060 it was a

01:02:38.340 light news

01:02:38.960 day.

01:02:40.020 That's all

01:02:40.620 you needed

01:02:40.960 today.

01:02:41.420 That's all

01:02:41.680 you needed.

01:02:42.420 You didn't

01:02:42.700 need anything

01:02:43.040 else.

01:02:43.780 All right.

01:02:46.120 It's hit on

01:02:46.780 your ex

01:02:47.220 day.

01:02:47.880 Okay.

01:02:48.200 response to

01:02:51.920 Tim Poole

01:02:52.500 and civil

01:02:53.100 war.

01:02:53.640 well, I

01:02:57.340 don't know

01:02:57.580 that it

01:02:57.840 requires a

01:02:58.340 response,

01:02:59.620 but I

01:03:00.220 guess the

01:03:00.560 question would

01:03:01.040 be, if

01:03:02.420 I thought

01:03:02.800 that Republicans

01:03:03.460 would be

01:03:04.000 hunted, why

01:03:05.760 would I

01:03:06.140 think there

01:03:06.520 would not

01:03:06.960 be a

01:03:07.480 civil war?

01:03:09.100 And I

01:03:09.660 just don't

01:03:10.020 think that

01:03:10.420 those two

01:03:10.820 are very

01:03:11.180 close.

01:03:12.080 I think

01:03:12.480 that the

01:03:12.740 way the

01:03:13.420 civil war

01:03:13.940 will be

01:03:14.300 is people

01:03:14.800 will vote.

01:03:16.420 As long

01:03:17.100 as a vote

01:03:17.700 is coming

01:03:18.140 up, you're

01:03:19.260 not going

01:03:19.480 to have a

01:03:19.760 civil war.

01:03:21.940 You might

01:03:22.600 have to

01:03:22.940 worry,

01:03:23.240 like if

01:03:23.840 somebody

01:03:24.100 didn't like

01:03:24.520 the vote.

01:03:25.640 If it

01:03:26.220 went poorly,

01:03:27.140 things could

01:03:28.520 get tense.

01:03:30.420 But I

01:03:31.100 don't see

01:03:31.440 any situation

01:03:32.340 where a

01:03:34.020 civil war

01:03:34.500 happens two

01:03:35.080 years before

01:03:35.620 an election

01:03:36.060 in the

01:03:37.420 United States.

01:03:39.480 Do you?

01:03:40.380 Especially

01:03:40.800 when the

01:03:41.280 other team

01:03:41.720 looks like

01:03:42.100 it's ahead

01:03:42.520 in the

01:03:42.800 polls.

01:03:44.200 Nobody's

01:03:44.680 going to

01:03:44.860 start a

01:03:45.200 hot war

01:03:45.720 when they

01:03:46.060 can wait

01:03:46.360 two years

01:03:46.860 and just

01:03:47.260 vote in

01:03:48.000 the other

01:03:48.280 guy or

01:03:49.560 other woman. 1.00

01:03:50.040 right?

01:03:52.360 And I

01:03:53.220 think you

01:03:53.860 just have

01:03:54.240 to remind

01:03:54.720 people of

01:03:56.100 that and

01:03:56.340 they'd be

01:03:56.540 like,

01:03:56.800 oh,

01:03:57.060 okay.

01:03:58.460 Yeah.

01:03:59.160 So

01:03:59.340 individuals

01:04:00.260 and politicians

01:04:02.300 will hunt

01:04:03.140 Republicans.

01:04:05.140 But that's a

01:04:06.000 long way from

01:04:06.920 the whole

01:04:07.360 country wants

01:04:08.100 to go to

01:04:09.180 war with

01:04:09.540 each other.

01:04:10.020 There's

01:04:10.200 nothing like

01:04:10.640 that brewing.

01:04:11.100 Yeah,

01:04:16.860 hunting wasn't

01:04:17.600 meant like

01:04:18.260 with a

01:04:18.520 hunting

01:04:18.760 license and

01:04:19.540 an Elmer

01:04:20.160 Fudd

01:04:20.420 hat.

01:04:20.800 No,

01:04:21.160 exactly.

01:04:23.720 What is

01:04:24.300 the diameter

01:04:24.860 of the

01:04:25.380 bottom of

01:04:25.860 the mug?

01:04:26.240 I don't

01:04:26.420 know,

01:04:26.700 but it's

01:04:26.960 a 20

01:04:27.540 ounce mug.

01:04:29.720 It's

01:04:30.140 similar to

01:04:30.560 the one

01:04:30.800 that you

01:04:31.040 see me

01:04:31.380 use when

01:04:31.840 I do

01:04:34.080 the

01:04:34.260 simultaneous

01:04:34.780 sip.

01:04:37.960 What's

01:04:38.360 that?

01:04:38.880 You're

01:04:39.280 not telling

01:04:39.660 the truth

01:04:40.120 and you're

01:04:40.480 saying things

01:04:41.040 that are

01:04:41.280 killing

01:04:41.540 people. 0.99

01:04:43.420 What?

01:04:45.060 What am

01:04:45.580 I saying

01:04:45.940 that's

01:04:46.160 killing

01:04:46.340 people? 0.89

01:04:47.780 What?

01:04:48.260 All right.

01:04:56.620 If you

01:04:57.180 need a

01:04:57.480 link to

01:04:57.900 the mug,

01:04:58.760 see my

01:04:59.460 Twitter feed

01:05:00.360 this morning.

01:05:01.240 It's

01:05:01.400 near the

01:05:01.780 top.

01:05:06.740 All

01:05:07.140 right.

01:05:09.020 That's

01:05:09.440 all for

01:05:09.660 now,

01:05:10.080 YouTube.

01:05:10.460 I'll

01:05:10.620 talk to

01:05:10.920 you

01:05:11.040 tomorrow.

01:05:13.600 Oh,

01:05:14.080 I helped

01:05:14.380 you in

01:05:14.600 your last

01:05:14.960 relationship

01:05:15.440 with the

01:05:15.780 reframe.

01:05:16.500 Good.

01:05:17.320 Bye for

01:05:17.740 now.

01:05:18.680 Bye.

01:05:19.680 Bye.

01:05:21.180 Bye.

01:05:21.520 Bye.

01:05:21.840 Bye.

01:05:25.680 Bye.

01:05:26.620 Bye.

01:05:27.720 Bye.

01:05:32.040 Bye.

01:05:35.540 Bye.

01:05:36.060 Bye.

01:05:36.620 Bye.

01:05:36.680 Bye.

01:05:37.260 Bye.

01:05:37.460 Bye.

01:05:37.680 Bye.

01:05:38.040 Bye.

01:05:38.120 Bye.

01:05:39.040 Bye.

01:05:39.320 Bye.

01:05:39.560 Bye.

Real Coffee with Scott Adams - September 28, 2022

Episode 1880 Scott Adams： Let's Figure Out Who Blew Up The Pipeline. Get In Here

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