Episode 1888 Scott Adams: All Of The News Is Funny Today. Come Enjoy It With Me
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 23 minutes
Words per Minute
142.36282
Summary
Kanye West's new album, Yeezy, is out now, and it's out on all of the social medias, and Scott Adams is here to talk about it. He also talks about Kanye's new clothing line, Yeezys, and how to get people to like you better.
Transcript
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to a highlight of human civilization called Coffee with Scott Adams.
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Now, I have it on good authority that yesterday was the best live stream I've ever done.
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But I promise you today will be just as good, possibly better.
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And if you'd like to accept that challenge, because it's a collaborative effort, I mean, I can't do it alone.
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So, you have to help me to push it to the highest level of excellence that you have ever experienced in your entire life.
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All you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or gels or stein, a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind.
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Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.
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And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day thing that makes everything better.
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So, I don't know how your day started, but have I ever told you that my average day might be different from yours?
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Many of you would have an average day that would look much like the average day of other people who are watching right now.
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Let me give you just a little bit of a glimpse of what an average day is for me.
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Mr. Adams, are you aware that you retweeted a Hezbollah terrorist?
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So, it turns out I have retweeted a Hezbollah terrorist.
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I have no idea what the Hezbollah alleged Hezbollah terrorist.
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I'm pretty sure I didn't tweet anything about Israel.
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But, apparently, I retweeted a Hezbollah terrorist.
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Like, the rest of my day hasn't even started yet.