00:00:00.000Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the grumpy version of Coffee with Scott Adams.
00:00:09.800Normally, my cheery optimism is impossible to turn off, but today, I warn you, I'm grumpy,
00:00:16.860and I don't know where the fuck this is going to go this morning, because I don't have any filters today.
00:00:23.400Do you ever wake up and have no filter? I would fucking kill somebody today.
00:00:30.000Like, today's the kind of day, no joke, I wish for a home invasion, because a fight to the death would be exactly what I'm up for right now.
00:00:41.000Like, actually, you know, somebody comes into your home to do violence to you, and somehow you get the upper hand.
00:00:49.140Today's the day I would finish them off. Like, if I got them on the ground, there's no way I'd let them leave the house alive.
00:01:01.420So if you'd like to join me, all you need is a cupper mug or a glass, a tanker, chalicers, and a canteen jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind.