Episode 1934 Scott Adams: The News About Twitter, Trump, Alex Jones, Musk, Ye And More
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 18 minutes
Words per Minute
142.22014
Summary
A play about a Twitter quitter looking for a new job, the disappearance of the Dilbert website, and why Elon Musk is the funniest person in the world. Plus, a story about a man who thinks he's a comedian.
Transcript
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of civilization.
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It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, if you didn't know that already.
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And you probably come here to have your dopamine faucet turned on.
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Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better.
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We're going to leave that on for the entire live stream.
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This play I call a Twitter quitter who's looking for a new job.
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The people who left because Musk told them that they had to work hard.
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So now my impression of a Twitter quitter going for a new job.
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I will need to do this visually, so I give you the return of Dale.
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Well, I'm applying for a job at your company, and I have very good qualifications.
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Well, I see from your resume that you had a job at Twitter.
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So could you tell me what was it about that job?
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It's going to be a little bit awkward, isn't it?
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Um, you may have already noticed that the Dilbert website has been down since Friday, I think.
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And you might say to yourself, how is that even possible?
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In 2022, how can anybody bring a website down for like three days?
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Actually, I don't even know if it's confirmed that it's a hack.
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But it looks like it, you know, from the outside, it looks like a hack.
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Um, apparently the DNS pointer just disappeared.
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So basically, the website just doesn't exist on the internet anymore.
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Somebody took down the DNS pointer or could have been maybe some weird, there's a possibility that it happened naturally.
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But there was a weird chain of custody of the website that went from, you know, one company to another.
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And the old company disappeared, but it's still in their name.
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And God knows there might be some problem like that.
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Now, they did get all of the, you know, the entire comic infrastructure at United, I'm sorry, at Universal.
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The rest of them were not anybody making any trouble.
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So, as you know, I think this may have been reversed.
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But didn't CBS say they were going to suspend their Twitter activity due to the, quote, uncertainty under Elon Musk's leadership?
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It says I'm the registrant, but that's just on paper.
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Well, anyway, regardless of what CBS has done recently, I only want to talk about how Musk made fun of them.
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I used to think that you couldn't top Trump for funny tweeting.
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I mean, he claims he's on the spectrum, you know, Asperger's or something.
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And for that, you would have to have an understanding of how other people's minds work.
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So I'm just not sure about this Asperger's on the spectrum thing.
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This is the funniest frickin' set of tweets I've ever seen, all right?
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There are three tweets, and they have to be seen, you know, as a whole.
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So when CBS, you know, said it was going to suspend its Twitter activity, Musk first tweeted this.
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But within a very short time, Musk tweeted a follow-up.
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Because Musk owns Twitter, and CBS just isn't really relevant.
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His third follow-up, or second follow-up, he goes,
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The way I interpret it is the funniest way, right?
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The last time you didn't suck, Walter Cronkite was still alive.
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The last time you didn't suck, Walter Cronkite was alive.
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The second way to interpret it is you could dig up his corpse,
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and he would do a better job than whatever they're doing now.
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And then the third way is that CBS is so unimportant and irrelevant
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that, you know, acting like you didn't even know that
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you didn't even know that Walter Cronkite wasn't an option anymore.
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So this is funny any way you want to interpret it.
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I've never seen any corporation dismissed so effectively.
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Is there anybody who doesn't think that's hilarious?
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Now, it's partly hilarious because of who says it, right?
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Like, if I had tweeted that, it wouldn't be funny
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But just the fact that the guy who just bought Twitter,
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he says they should bring Walter Cronkite back,
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Adam Schiff was on TV saying he's not too pleased
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Which brings us to a really, really interesting thing
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So Twitter has a, let's call it a fact-checking feature now
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And here's what Community Notes on Twitter does.
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If someone makes a claim that needs a fact-check,
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But I think I'm describing it a little bit wrong.
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Why do you think I skipped the simultaneous sip?
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There's some kind of weird thing happening over on locals.
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There's a bunch of them who think they didn't see the sip.
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there's a whole like hallucination thing happening in real time.
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there's a bunch of people who say it didn't happen as well.
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There's some people who just are leaving your reality.
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but I believe it's not based on just popularity.
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I believe it's going to be based on a system called POLIS,
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Taiwan will ask its citizens a question such as,
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what I'm telling you now comes from an excellent article in Wired.
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instead of just taking the most popular suggestion,
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they're finding the thing that has the most widespread agreement,
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as opposed to the thing that got the most trolls to vote for it.
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but rather looking at the votes that come from the most places,
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if you start with things that people on all sides can agree with,
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and then you start narrowing it down from that point,
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This is the first time I've heard an actual system plan,
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Doesn't that look like that could totally work?
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It's not a coincidence that CBS is wondering whether they can participate.
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start doing real news and correcting and stuff.
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and I like calling it context better than fact checking.
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I don't know if I have a way to express how important this is.
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I don't want to get ahead of it with my optimism,
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I don't think I've ever been more optimistic about the country,
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we would have the most vetted candidate of all time.
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So we could have a Twitter that works to keep everybody else honest.
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We could have a president who doesn't have any secrets left.
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Because my biggest problem with Biden is that I don't know what's up with him in Ukraine,
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But if he had been investigated as thoroughly as Trump had been investigated for Russia,
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I feel like I would trust him on that issue anyway.
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If Biden had ever gone through the scrutiny that Trump has already gone through,
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I wouldn't probably be asking any questions about China or Ukraine.
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So we might have radical transparency of one candidate who could actually become president again,
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which would make everybody else have to be honest,
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And then we have the GOP taking over the House,
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Do you know how much transparency we're about to get whacked with?
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That closet might open up halfway through the presidency.
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you wouldn't have to worry about the president having any hidden secrets.
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And then Twitter will give us some kind of actual context for the first time.
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But can we have all of this optimism without a second simultaneous sip?
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And so for anybody who didn't see it the first time,
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I'm going to still use them interchangeably when I'm talking in public.
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I will use them interchangeably when I'm casually talking in public.
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I'm also fascinated by the Alex Jones edge case.
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I believe that Twitter was solidly in the right.
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Because Musk answered why he wasn't bringing Alex Jones back.
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it's one of the most powerful tweets you'll ever see in your life.
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And he was suggesting that free speech suggests that Alex Jones should come back.
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what Alex Jones did with that Sandy Hook thing was pretty good.
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So we are strictly talking about free speech here, right?
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It's about the best edge case we have for free speech.
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I have no mercy for anyone who would use the deaths of children for gain,
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If Musk can ban somebody because of how he personally feels,
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If he can ban Alex Jones only because of his personal feeling,
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I think there are other valid reasons, by the way.
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So we can talk about whether he should come back.
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I mean, I almost lost it just reading the fucking tweet.
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thank you for the media has asked the following
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credentials, except Twitter's press credentials
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public so that the Twitter representative would
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So it wouldn't be a reporter journalist so much as
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somebody representing the collective curiosity of
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Imagine the questions that come from, you know,
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NBC News, how, like, boring and stupid those are.
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And then imagine the questions that would come from
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So my question, why do you favor Mexican cartel
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That would probably bubble up to the top, if I do say so
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I'll just say that directly, since I'm putting my ego out
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I believe that question is solid enough that it would
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bubble to the top, and it would actually get asked in
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Now, if not, somebody else's better question would be
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I don't think, I don't think that America has quite
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processed how big the Musk takeover of Twitter can
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be, because it's not going to be just Twitter anymore.
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Like, it's, in fact, on everything is incalculably large, and
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the only thing they have to do to make all that happen, what's the
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only thing Twitter has to do to make all of that happen, everything
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they're doing right now, exactly what they're doing right
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Like, you couldn't stop it, as long as they're doing the
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Now, this assumes that, you know, Musk can afford to keep it
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Even if he says the odds are low, I like his odds.
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Yeah, the Dilbert website has some problems for days, and I
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But I don't even know if we're close to fixing it.
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I mean, it's comics on a website, so it's not catastrophic for the
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It's just catastrophic in terms of one website.
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You know, I don't want to say three, because there are too many, and then I
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leave somebody out, but I think I do owe you my best follow list, don't I?
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I feel like that would be really useful, because if you think that I say
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anything useful, you should know that I'm deeply influenced by 20 people
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And when I say power users, I just mean they're good at it.
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That doesn't mean they have a lot of followers.
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There are a number of people who influence me basically every day who
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I haven't, I've got no response from Senator Cotton.
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I don't know if I'm going to tell you what he says, because I would treat that
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That was bad management, but probably that's all it was.
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Meaning that it's very unlikely that Trump knew the details of what the content was
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of the course, or even exactly why that didn't match people's expectation of why it wasn't
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He was either a licensee, meaning not directly involved with the business, or he was sort of
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But whether he was sort of the non-operating partner or the licensee, whichever it was,
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there's no evidence that he knew what was going on.
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I don't believe there's any evidence that Trump personally had a good understanding
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I don't think that's ever been demonstrated, has it?
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Now, it has been demonstrated that the students did not get what they thought they were paying
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And then, you know, financial restitution was made.
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I mean, there's certainly super-sketchy behavior of the people running Trump Organization, but
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if you extend that to the person who had 400 companies and probably spent one day thinking
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Now, if it ever turned out that Trump himself knew exactly what they were doing and how sketchy
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I don't need any cognitive dissonance for that.
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I would just say, oh, well, I guess I got that totally wrong.
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That's sort of a dickish thing to say about anybody.
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When Trump University was mentioned as a dark mark against Trump, I agree with that.
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That's part of what I factor into my overall decision.
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And at the time, I said it was the thing that bothered me the most.
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But I'd also have to know how much he knew about it.
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I've never seen the news report how much Trump knew about what was happening.
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And nobody's ever told me what he knew and what he didn't.
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But you also have to look at the entire package.
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I'm pretty sure this was the best live stream of all time.
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You had more optimism and more happiness than anything else you could have been doing at the same time.
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Have any of you gotten hooked on that Andrew Huberman breathing technique that I've mentioned a few times?
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Where you sniff two inhales and then you do one deep exhale?
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Like, it's not like, oh, I've been doing this for a week and I do think I feel a little better.
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I'll give you one more lesson for those who have missed it.
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And it's based on the, I guess, the best ratio of, you know, O2 to CO2 or whatever the hell.
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There's something about the sniffing in and getting almost a full exhale and then another sniff so that you go beyond a full inhale to, like, extra inhale.
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There's something about that that gives you the right balance of body chemistry.
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I'm going to lock off the locals' feed from the public.
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I'm going to go talk to the locals' people about all the good stuff.
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If you were on the locals' subscription platform, you could hear this, too.