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00:00:46.380 Mmm, very good, very good, yeah.

00:00:51.100 That's some good stuff.

00:00:54.100 Well, the good news is the Dilbert website is restored.

00:00:58.540 So, from Friday through Tuesday, it was pretty well-hosed.

00:01:06.400 I don't have any updates myself, so I don't know what the problem was or why it took so long,

00:01:13.920 but my initial belief was it was probably a bad hack.

00:01:18.700 I don't know.

00:01:19.040 But it's back up and it's working, and that's all good.

00:01:23.800 Did you know that Intel, the company, the company Intel, has developed a deepfake detector?

00:01:33.140 Apparently, it can look at a deepfake, you know, a digital image of a person,

00:01:36.840 and it can even pick up, like, apparently changes in blood flow.

00:01:42.820 I don't know how it picks that up, but it thinks it can.

00:01:45.980 And so, that would be awesome.

00:01:49.640 96% is pretty good.

00:01:51.200 I would think that the ones that we cared about would be the ones we can't detect.

00:01:56.840 And then I wondered, I wonder if you could build a detector to detect NPCs.

00:02:03.440 And do you remember the Battlestar Galactica, where part of the technology was they could detect the androids, I guess?

00:02:16.200 So, they could detect the people who looked exactly like people, the Cylons, yeah.

00:02:20.740 They looked exactly like people, but they were really, you know, mechanical.

00:02:27.040 Here's how I think you could build an NPC detector.

00:02:31.020 It goes like this.

00:02:32.140 You just go up to somebody, you want to check, and then you say,

00:02:37.680 hey, I heard about a really good form of exercise.

00:02:41.920 The experts are saying it's an excellent form of exercise, and it's kind of new.

00:02:47.260 And, you know, it seems to hit all the notes,

00:02:50.720 and all the experts say it's a really good form of exercise.

00:02:55.520 Now, what you do is then you wait.

00:02:58.200 That primes the detector.

00:03:00.040 What you're waiting for is for somebody to say,

00:03:04.580 swimming is the best form of exercise, and then you've got them.

00:03:09.860 That's an NPC.

00:03:11.660 Because the NPCs will only say the most obvious thing you could say in that situation.

00:03:17.760 All right, so just ask that, just say, oh, there's this new form of exercise, and then just wait.

00:03:25.500 Swimming is the best form of exercise?

00:03:27.620 Gotcha.

00:03:28.660 I gotcha.

00:03:29.920 So, you try that.

00:03:31.440 Try that on your so-called relatives over the holidays.

00:03:34.920 Find out how many of your so-called relatives, if you know what I mean, are real.

00:03:43.500 All right.

00:03:46.580 San Francisco has gone full racist.

00:03:48.760 The city of San Francisco fired a person who was in charge of its elections, the elections department chief,

00:03:59.680 whose performance was good.

00:04:01.520 There was no problem whatsoever.

00:04:03.480 And the people who fired him said, no, there's no problem with his performance.

00:04:06.840 He had one problem that they couldn't overlook.

00:04:12.700 White and male.

00:04:14.600 And they said, how in the world are we ever going to have diversity at the senior levels of responsibility

00:04:21.200 if these white people are clogging up the progress?

00:04:24.720 They're keeping these jobs.

00:04:26.560 So, there was a white guy who was, like, ruining everything by simply having a job and doing it well,

00:04:32.580 according to everybody.

00:04:33.480 And because he had a job and he did it well, he was obviously sort of a racist

00:04:39.040 because he was blocking out any chance of diversity because there were only so many jobs.

00:04:44.340 So, he got fired.

00:04:47.460 I would love to be the lawyer who handles that lawsuit

00:04:50.680 because if that's not a slam dunk, I don't know anything.

00:04:58.720 If you can't win that lawsuit, I don't know anything.

00:05:03.480 About anything.

00:05:05.600 Am I wrong?

00:05:07.500 Don't you just have to show up to win that one?

00:05:12.300 So, why was he fired?

00:05:15.320 Well, he was fired because he's a white male.

00:05:19.280 And that's the end of the case, isn't it?

00:05:22.780 Or could you get a jury in San Francisco who said, I'd like to hear more.

00:05:28.060 I'd like to hear the other side of this.

00:05:29.640 Only in San Francisco could the actual employer say,

00:05:35.200 well, we do stipulate, we do admit, performance was great,

00:05:39.800 he was only fired because he was a white male.

00:05:43.320 And then, only in San Francisco would somebody say,

00:05:49.240 I'll need to hear more.

00:05:51.540 I'd like to hear, you know, because probably, you know,

00:05:54.960 there's an argument on the other side.

00:05:58.280 I'm not so sure.

00:06:00.060 I'm not standing.

00:06:00.780 All right.

00:06:04.240 Here is the most horrifying, humorous story of the day.

00:06:13.380 Can we agree there's nothing funny about people dying?

00:06:18.640 Because we're all good people, right?

00:06:21.740 And it's not my fault that there's a story in which this is just horrendous,

00:06:27.120 like a human tragedy of the highest level.

00:06:33.140 And still something came out of it that I can't ignore.

00:06:38.100 All right.

00:06:38.440 I didn't want to talk about, you know, mass shootings,

00:06:41.000 but you all know there was a LGBTQ nightclub that got shot up.

00:06:47.480 I don't want to talk about those details.

00:06:49.380 Although, except there was a, I think, an army veteran who took him out,

00:06:54.900 took him down.

00:06:55.860 So, so thank you for your service.

00:06:59.400 Twice.

00:07:00.340 There's somebody you can thank for his service twice.

00:07:03.020 Once for, I think, three tours in Iraq,

00:07:05.860 and once for taking down the shooter in the LGBTQ club.

00:07:10.500 Interestingly, he was not LGBTQ.

00:07:13.640 He was just a fan.

00:07:14.760 He just liked the environment and was having a great time with his family,

00:07:18.760 and, you know, they have some connection to the community, I guess.

00:07:21.740 So he's a big fan of the LGBT community,

00:07:24.100 but I bet they're pretty happy he was there.

00:07:26.460 Because if you listen to his description,

00:07:30.600 I'll tell you, this is the best argument for diversity you'll ever get.

00:07:36.280 Now, when I say diversity, I mean all of the ways.

00:07:39.200 People think differently, act differently, have different experiences,

00:07:43.540 different life, truths, you know, like the whole realm of diversity.

00:07:48.500 Do you know why?

00:07:50.680 Because this military guy in that club, as he described it,

00:07:55.040 when the shooting started, he ran toward it.

00:07:58.540 He ran toward it.

00:08:01.000 How much training do you have to have to run toward gunfire?

00:08:05.520 Like, I don't have that.

00:08:06.560 Although, I can't guarantee I wouldn't run toward it,

00:08:10.860 because I do like danger more than I should.

00:08:16.860 That's amazing, isn't it?

00:08:18.620 It's amazing.

00:08:19.360 So if you didn't have one person with that kind of, let's call it diverse,

00:08:24.860 a person with diverse experience and diverse, I don't know,

00:08:28.680 maybe even philosophy about what to do in that situation,

00:08:31.840 if you didn't have that guy,

00:08:33.000 it would have been a lot more people dead.

00:08:34.600 So there's a case where diversity of one type really made a difference.

00:08:42.900 But here's the story, which I hate to be amused by this,

00:08:47.240 because the larger story is a tragedy, of course.

00:08:50.300 But apparently the accused shooter is identifying as non-binary,

00:08:57.000 which we cynical people suspect may not be entirely on the up-and-up,

00:09:05.960 because part of the charges would be hate crime related,

00:09:11.640 because of where it was.

00:09:13.540 But the they, apparently we do not speak of the alleged shooter as he anymore.

00:09:25.100 That's the old way.

00:09:26.200 We now refer to the shooter as they.

00:09:29.460 So they has established a non-binary identity.

00:09:35.220 And I don't know what is funnier, the fact that it might work.

00:09:43.180 It might work.

00:09:45.760 You know?

00:09:47.380 And maybe he is.

00:09:50.200 Can we rule out the possibility that the shooter actually does identify as non-binary?

00:09:57.060 I think that's entirely possible.

00:10:01.060 I don't know.

00:10:01.900 That's why it might work.

00:10:03.920 But the funny part is that the left has a very strong rule

00:10:10.520 that you get to identify yourself as not for other people to tell you what you are.

00:10:15.660 So I believe he is embracing and amplifying, if you know what I mean.

00:10:20.660 He may be taking the left's own philosophy and just saying,

00:10:25.840 all right, if those are my rules, I'll play by your rules.

00:10:29.540 How do you like it?

00:10:31.740 Or his lawyer is, right?

00:10:33.100 Some combination of him plus his lawyer.

00:10:35.360 So watching CNN's Alison Camerato deal with this news

00:10:40.920 and not know what to say about it,

00:10:43.840 because she can't be anti-identify whatever you want.

00:10:48.800 That's not going to really work with the CNN brand,

00:10:52.140 even the revised CNN brand.

00:10:55.660 And she can't say it's not true,

00:10:57.660 because they don't have that reporting.

00:11:00.600 There's nobody to say it's not true.

00:11:02.540 So what are you going to do with it?

00:11:04.060 You've just got to say it

00:11:05.340 and then sit there with a look on your face like,

00:11:07.740 oh, God, why do I have to be involved in this news?

00:11:09.980 The shooter is a fired non-binary cook, somebody say.

00:11:23.340 Does anybody have any evidence

00:11:25.360 that the non-binary is indeed,

00:11:28.460 was indeed non-binary before the shooting?

00:11:31.480 Is there any actual evidence of that?

00:11:34.000 Because that would make it even,

00:11:36.240 I hate to say interesting,

00:11:37.300 that's just a horrible word.

00:11:40.540 Prior by two years, somebody says.

00:11:42.500 All right.

00:11:43.120 Well, we'll see.

00:11:44.560 We'll see.

00:11:46.660 We don't know about that.

00:11:52.580 Anyway.

00:11:54.360 So, of course, the Democrats are accusing Republicans

00:11:56.980 of their rhetoric,

00:11:59.120 stoking this violence.

00:12:01.440 Now, of course,

00:12:03.600 that narrative will go away

00:12:05.760 if it turns out that this is a leftist,

00:12:07.820 non-binary person.

00:12:09.620 It's possible.

00:12:11.200 So we'll see where this goes.

00:12:12.660 But I was wondering,

00:12:14.400 what exactly was it the Republicans said

00:12:16.640 that would inspire somebody to get a firearm

00:12:19.900 and go and shoot a bunch of people

00:12:21.840 in the LGBT community?

00:12:25.300 Have any of you heard any Republicans suggest

00:12:28.100 death to the LGBTQs?

00:12:31.940 Or anything even close to that?

00:12:34.740 Isn't the only thing they say,

00:12:36.920 some of you stay away from our kids?

00:12:40.420 Have you ever seen a Republican say,

00:12:43.300 it's all those gays?

00:12:45.200 Like, all those gays want to train our kids

00:12:49.260 in ways we don't like?

00:12:50.500 I've never heard that.

00:12:52.940 I don't even know.

00:12:55.740 I mean, I don't even hear anti-gay anything

00:12:58.480 from conservatives.

00:13:00.060 And I would hear it.

00:13:01.560 Believe me, I would hear it.

00:13:03.280 Like, nobody...

00:13:04.020 People don't hold back

00:13:05.180 when they're talking to me privately.

00:13:07.360 Like, if you're new to my live stream

00:13:09.880 or if you're...

00:13:10.700 Especially if you lean left,

00:13:12.200 trust me.

00:13:13.320 When people talk to me privately,

00:13:15.220 they don't hold back.

00:13:17.540 And when conservatives tell me,

00:13:19.000 I get the whole story.

00:13:20.520 And I just don't hear any anti-gay stuff.

00:13:22.620 Like, from anybody.

00:13:24.880 It just sort of doesn't exist.

00:13:27.060 Now, I'm not saying there isn't some place

00:13:29.200 in the Deep South or some other places

00:13:31.200 where it's really a bad problem.

00:13:33.420 I'm just saying it's just one report, right?

00:13:36.500 I'm just an anecdotal reporter.

00:13:37.920 So I don't mean to say that my experience is general.

00:13:41.720 But for what it's worth,

00:13:43.700 I have a lot of contact

00:13:45.120 with the conservative community.

00:13:46.680 And they seem to be concerned

00:13:48.740 about how things would affect their preferences.

00:13:52.400 But nobody gives a shit

00:13:53.680 where you put your penis.

00:13:55.660 I've never heard of that.

00:13:57.180 Nobody.

00:13:58.100 Or where you put any other party view, I guess.

00:14:00.440 Just to make it...

00:14:01.220 Just to make it inclusive.

00:14:05.100 Mike Pompeo,

00:14:06.560 who we think might be gearing up

00:14:08.540 to run for president,

00:14:11.520 he said this.

00:14:12.680 I get asked,

00:14:13.220 who is the most dangerous person in the world?

00:14:14.920 Is it Chairman Kim?

00:14:16.340 Is it Xi Jinping?

00:14:19.160 And he said,

00:14:19.860 the most dangerous person in the world

00:14:21.000 is Randy Weingarten,

00:14:23.220 the president of the biggest teachers union.

00:14:27.840 Now remember,

00:14:28.520 this is Mike Pompeo,

00:14:30.340 whose entire job was to figure out

00:14:32.680 who is the most dangerous person in the world

00:14:34.600 and protect America from him.

00:14:38.000 And he just said,

00:14:38.800 the most dangerous person in America

00:14:40.420 is an American

00:14:41.640 who is essentially destroying

00:14:43.880 your children's future.

00:14:44.880 by doing a good job.

00:14:48.960 So if I can be fair,

00:14:51.340 it looks like Randy Weingarten

00:14:52.700 does a good job for her members

00:14:54.200 if they don't care about anything else.

00:14:56.800 But it doesn't work for the rest of us.

00:15:01.620 All right.

00:15:02.160 And Pompeo said,

00:15:03.880 who's the most likely

00:15:04.740 to take this republic down?

00:15:06.900 It would be the teachers unions

00:15:08.440 and the filth that they're teaching our kids.

00:15:11.160 Well,

00:15:12.100 you know,

00:15:12.400 the filth part is

00:15:13.540 a subset of the larger problem.

00:15:16.340 I wouldn't say that's the big risk.

00:15:18.940 I don't think it's the filth

00:15:20.040 that's going to take us down.

00:15:21.380 That's just a preference.

00:15:22.660 A big one.

00:15:23.500 I mean,

00:15:23.700 it's important,

00:15:24.400 but that's not...

00:15:25.960 I think what takes us down

00:15:27.180 is just a bad education system

00:15:29.420 that fills people's heads

00:15:31.140 with,

00:15:31.600 you know,

00:15:32.020 America-hating ideas.

00:15:36.420 All right.

00:15:37.380 So,

00:15:38.200 I got to say,

00:15:40.500 I hear lots of critics

00:15:43.380 of Mike Pompeo

00:15:44.360 and I don't know exactly

00:15:46.780 what he did or didn't do

00:15:47.840 that you don't like,

00:15:49.260 but

00:15:49.620 if there's a Republican candidate

00:15:52.320 who's going to go directly

00:15:53.640 at the head of the teachers unions,

00:15:56.400 he just reached the top

00:15:57.920 of my consideration list.

00:16:00.320 I got to say,

00:16:02.300 he just went right to the top.

00:16:04.300 Now,

00:16:04.760 not above Trump

00:16:06.280 or above DeSantis,

00:16:07.720 but he's in the mix now.

00:16:09.020 Until Pompeo said this,

00:16:12.500 I would not have considered him

00:16:14.220 a serious anything.

00:16:17.900 And if Mike Pompeo says,

00:16:20.300 I'll take out the cartel's labs,

00:16:24.520 it's going to be tough

00:16:26.780 not to support him.

00:16:28.520 It's going to be tough.

00:16:30.560 So,

00:16:31.160 let me warn you in advance,

00:16:32.540 if you have some reasons

00:16:33.680 you don't want me to support

00:16:35.200 Mike Pompeo for president,

00:16:37.680 maybe you should tell me.

00:16:39.020 before I get ahead of myself.

00:16:41.960 Now,

00:16:42.940 everything you say about him,

00:16:44.500 he's a rhino,

00:16:45.720 he did this,

00:16:46.320 he did that,

00:16:46.860 I'm not going to care.

00:16:48.420 I'm a single issue voter.

00:16:50.340 If he plays me right

00:16:52.140 on my single issue,

00:16:53.880 then you and I

00:16:55.000 got to be on the other team,

00:16:55.980 opposite teams.

00:16:57.340 That's just the way

00:16:58.080 it's going to go.

00:16:58.580 All right.

00:17:01.500 Now,

00:17:02.080 ideally,

00:17:03.020 what would happen?

00:17:04.140 Ideally,

00:17:05.800 ideally,

00:17:07.320 he would make

00:17:08.200 the other candidates

00:17:09.020 more competitive.

00:17:10.480 So,

00:17:11.040 if in fact,

00:17:11.760 he said something

00:17:12.520 aggressive about the cartels,

00:17:14.660 I think Trump

00:17:15.560 and DeSantis

00:17:16.420 or whoever runs,

00:17:17.780 they're going to have to,

00:17:18.500 they're going to take their game

00:17:19.460 up to match it,

00:17:20.180 don't you think?

00:17:21.600 Whoever says the toughest thing

00:17:23.340 on the Republican side,

00:17:25.340 that becomes a competitive point.

00:17:29.480 Anybody who's below that point

00:17:31.000 is going to have to come up to it,

00:17:32.900 I think.

00:17:34.320 So,

00:17:34.940 having Mike Pompeo in the race

00:17:37.040 or even just talking about

00:17:38.200 being in the race,

00:17:39.380 so far,

00:17:41.160 good work.

00:17:42.760 Good work.

00:17:44.080 Because Mike Pompeo

00:17:45.560 just made the conversation better,

00:17:48.120 in my opinion.

00:17:49.580 So,

00:17:50.000 forget about whether you support him or not,

00:17:51.640 he just made the conversation better

00:17:53.100 by throwing the Randy Weingarten

00:17:55.260 issue at the top of the mix.

00:17:59.300 So,

00:17:59.520 good job.

00:18:00.360 He's already added to the country,

00:18:02.860 I think,

00:18:03.240 in that one sense.

00:18:05.980 I need to give you,

00:18:07.380 there's a confusing story

00:18:09.160 in the news today,

00:18:10.340 so I need to give you

00:18:11.080 a clarification.

00:18:12.200 Some of you may have

00:18:13.040 mixed up two stories.

00:18:15.740 But there's a story in the news

00:18:17.120 that in Mexico,

00:18:19.060 speaking of Mexico,

00:18:20.440 a dog was spotted

00:18:21.460 running through Mexico

00:18:22.480 with a severed human hand

00:18:24.200 in his mouth

00:18:25.660 and

00:18:26.760 so people

00:18:28.260 followed it back

00:18:29.120 to where it

00:18:29.780 found it

00:18:30.620 and

00:18:30.900 found 53 bags

00:18:32.760 of human remains

00:18:33.760 buried in the ground.

00:18:36.120 So,

00:18:36.420 that was a dog

00:18:37.000 with a severed human hand

00:18:38.400 and

00:18:38.720 I know you're saying

00:18:41.580 it's old news.

00:18:42.340 No,

00:18:42.480 no,

00:18:42.620 no.

00:18:43.240 No,

00:18:43.440 the old news

00:18:44.120 was that

00:18:45.320 a dog was seen

00:18:46.040 carrying a severed head.

00:18:48.480 Good,

00:18:48.720 so that's the confusing part.

00:18:50.000 so not long ago

00:18:51.740 there was

00:18:52.160 in

00:18:53.160 Zacatecas,

00:18:54.820 Mexico,

00:18:55.680 there was a dog

00:18:56.440 carrying a severed human head

00:18:57.860 which was also

00:18:59.080 followed back

00:18:59.820 to the mass burial

00:19:00.960 where they found,

00:19:02.320 you know,

00:19:02.760 lots of dead bodies.

00:19:04.520 So don't confuse

00:19:05.520 the story about

00:19:06.780 the Mexican dog

00:19:08.780 with a severed hand

00:19:09.920 that tracked back

00:19:11.920 to a big pile

00:19:12.700 of dead bodies.

00:19:14.160 That's different

00:19:14.840 from the story

00:19:15.400 of the dog

00:19:16.300 with a severed head

00:19:17.660 that tracked back

00:19:19.180 to a pile of bodies.

00:19:21.600 Now,

00:19:22.240 I'm not psychic

00:19:23.620 but I'm going to make

00:19:24.660 a prediction.

00:19:27.380 I feel within two weeks

00:19:28.880 there's going to be

00:19:29.400 a story about

00:19:30.000 a Mexican dog

00:19:31.080 with a severed foot

00:19:32.800 that will,

00:19:34.780 wait for it,

00:19:35.580 wait for it,

00:19:36.820 lead back

00:19:37.620 to a mass grave

00:19:39.500 of other bodies.

00:19:42.040 We'll just see how I do.

00:19:43.960 See how I do.

00:19:45.280 I just feel like

00:19:46.200 that's coming.

00:19:48.600 So nothing to worry

00:19:49.760 about in Mexico there.

00:19:53.860 Now,

00:19:54.740 let me ask you this.

00:19:55.760 Do you think

00:19:57.580 the average Mexican citizen

00:19:59.180 would object

00:20:00.600 to the American military

00:20:02.120 wiping out the cartel?

00:20:04.140 Cartels,

00:20:05.280 multiple cartels.

00:20:07.040 Do you think

00:20:07.420 the average Mexican citizen

00:20:09.100 would be opposed

00:20:10.740 to the American military

00:20:12.800 saying,

00:20:13.320 look,

00:20:13.840 we're just going

00:20:14.280 to have to save you.

00:20:15.880 You guys need

00:20:16.680 some saving.

00:20:17.820 So we're just going

00:20:18.640 to kill your bad guys

00:20:19.700 for a while.

00:20:22.480 I feel like

00:20:23.320 the citizens

00:20:23.900 wouldn't be

00:20:24.560 that opposed.

00:20:25.700 I mean,

00:20:25.940 there's always going

00:20:26.560 to be,

00:20:27.060 you know,

00:20:27.780 screaming.

00:20:28.960 I feel like

00:20:29.640 you could give

00:20:30.660 60% of the citizens

00:20:32.000 on board

00:20:32.660 just to say,

00:20:33.980 well,

00:20:34.220 we'll wait

00:20:34.580 and see how this

00:20:35.520 turns out.

00:20:37.680 Let's not judge

00:20:38.620 this too soon.

00:20:40.160 Let's see how

00:20:40.860 it turns out.

00:20:43.340 Yeah,

00:20:43.820 now,

00:20:44.080 of course,

00:20:44.480 plenty of people

00:20:45.040 would be,

00:20:45.620 you know,

00:20:46.140 nationalists

00:20:46.900 and plenty of people

00:20:47.900 would be benefiting

00:20:49.280 from the cartels

00:20:50.200 and so you're always

00:20:50.960 going to get lots of,

00:20:52.220 you'll always get lots

00:20:53.320 of,

00:20:53.580 you know,

00:20:54.580 disagreement on anything.

00:20:56.080 But I got a feeling

00:20:57.100 a lot of the public

00:20:57.960 would be okay with it.

00:20:59.460 I mean,

00:20:59.780 if you've got dogs

00:21:00.840 carrying around

00:21:01.460 body parts

00:21:02.200 where you live,

00:21:04.740 you're going to be

00:21:05.300 looking for an alternative.

00:21:08.460 All right.

00:21:09.720 As was noted,

00:21:11.100 CNN might not have

00:21:12.160 tweeted this

00:21:13.020 or had this news story

00:21:14.180 a year ago.

00:21:16.920 Here's the actual

00:21:17.660 headline on CNN

00:21:18.680 talking about

00:21:19.960 the vaccinations.

00:21:21.120 New boosters

00:21:21.720 add limited protection

00:21:22.960 against COVID-19 illness.

00:21:26.400 Did you expect

00:21:27.340 CNN ever to say

00:21:28.500 that the boosters

00:21:29.800 don't help that much?

00:21:32.200 Yeah.

00:21:33.240 Yeah.

00:21:34.000 Now,

00:21:34.800 can we take a moment

00:21:35.980 to once again

00:21:37.700 give CNN

00:21:39.420 a little bit of credit?

00:21:41.560 Right?

00:21:41.780 Every time they do

00:21:42.500 something right,

00:21:43.900 I feel like

00:21:44.740 I should call it out.

00:21:46.540 And this looks like

00:21:47.560 straight reporting to me.

00:21:48.900 That's just

00:21:49.200 straight reporting.

00:21:50.540 So,

00:21:51.140 good job.

00:21:54.220 As far as that goes.

00:21:57.680 So,

00:21:58.240 I have a theory

00:21:58.940 that Democrats

00:22:01.880 vote mostly for policy

00:22:03.360 and Republicans

00:22:05.220 vote mostly

00:22:06.760 for personality.

00:22:08.960 Leadership,

00:22:09.500 I'd say.

00:22:10.560 Now,

00:22:11.100 of course,

00:22:11.780 both sides

00:22:12.440 consider all variables.

00:22:15.000 They both consider

00:22:15.880 the leadership,

00:22:16.660 they both consider

00:22:17.320 the policies.

00:22:18.680 But,

00:22:19.320 do you think that

00:22:20.180 you could ever get

00:22:21.120 a Democrat,

00:22:22.700 I'm sorry,

00:22:23.160 do you think you could get

00:22:24.060 a Republican candidate

00:22:25.400 like,

00:22:27.680 let's say,

00:22:28.120 with just the general

00:22:29.140 capabilities of

00:22:30.940 Biden,

00:22:32.580 Fetterman,

00:22:33.960 Adam Schiff,

00:22:34.980 or Swalwell?

00:22:38.800 I mean,

00:22:39.280 I feel like,

00:22:39.800 I feel like,

00:22:41.000 I feel like Republicans

00:22:43.600 say,

00:22:44.180 first,

00:22:44.680 we're going to start with,

00:22:45.940 are you a functioning

00:22:47.480 human being

00:22:48.320 who has some

00:22:49.660 leadership skills?

00:22:51.360 And you say,

00:22:51.880 well,

00:22:52.240 Trump,

00:22:53.800 you know,

00:22:54.000 lots of leadership skills.

00:22:56.100 DeSantis,

00:22:56.800 lots of leadership skills.

00:22:58.120 You know,

00:22:58.320 Abbott,

00:22:58.860 leadership skills.

00:23:00.200 And,

00:23:01.940 Lindsey Graham exists.

00:23:04.340 You know,

00:23:04.740 lots of exceptions,

00:23:05.840 lots of exceptions,

00:23:06.760 of course.

00:23:07.400 But,

00:23:07.720 in our current mode,

00:23:09.480 don't you think that

00:23:10.600 the Democrats

00:23:11.820 can literally run anybody?

00:23:14.160 Am I wrong?

00:23:15.800 I think the Democrats

00:23:16.840 are okay

00:23:17.760 with having somebody

00:23:19.780 who's just like

00:23:20.420 a seat filler

00:23:21.100 or a proxy

00:23:22.020 for the policies

00:23:24.300 that they like.

00:23:25.240 I think as long as

00:23:26.040 they get their policies,

00:23:27.720 they don't really care

00:23:29.340 who it is.

00:23:30.480 And I feel like

00:23:31.360 the Republicans

00:23:32.700 are a little bit more,

00:23:34.540 maybe more tuned

00:23:35.960 to strength

00:23:37.260 of leadership.

00:23:39.100 You know,

00:23:39.300 maybe,

00:23:40.280 isn't there some science

00:23:41.560 about that,

00:23:42.180 that Republicans

00:23:43.420 are like strong leaders?

00:23:46.500 I think I saw that.

00:23:47.760 So it kind of makes sense.

00:23:50.480 It kind of makes sense

00:23:51.320 that there's,

00:23:52.200 there's no bench

00:23:54.240 for the Democrats,

00:23:55.140 but it might not make

00:23:55.900 any difference at all.

00:23:57.500 In fact,

00:23:58.240 I'm going to predict

00:23:59.180 that the quality

00:24:00.960 of the candidate

00:24:01.880 for president

00:24:02.600 probably won't be a factor,

00:24:04.920 at least on the Democrat side.

00:24:08.440 But on the Republican side,

00:24:10.820 if the Republicans

00:24:11.620 are not all happy

00:24:12.980 with their,

00:24:13.760 the leadership qualities

00:24:15.220 of the candidate,

00:24:16.860 that's a problem.

00:24:18.040 So I think you could get

00:24:19.080 Democrats to vote

00:24:20.020 for literally any individual,

00:24:22.980 as long as a Republican,

00:24:24.180 a Democrat.

00:24:25.200 But I feel like,

00:24:26.380 I feel like Republicans

00:24:27.180 are going to be

00:24:27.620 a little more judgy

00:24:28.540 about the leadership capabilities

00:24:30.760 of the specific person.

00:24:32.500 So that's,

00:24:33.360 you know,

00:24:33.540 a problem for Trump.

00:24:37.180 Have you ever seen

00:24:38.360 a time when we had

00:24:40.500 fewer genuine leaders

00:24:43.060 in this country?

00:24:46.120 Is it my imagination

00:24:47.400 that leadership

00:24:48.480 has largely gone away?

00:24:52.720 Right?

00:24:54.100 It seems like

00:24:54.860 there's an enormous vacuum.

00:24:56.520 And I don't mean,

00:24:57.360 I don't just mean

00:24:58.060 that Biden is weak.

00:24:59.320 That's part of the story.

00:25:00.800 But it feels like

00:25:01.900 nobody's strong.

00:25:04.920 Right?

00:25:05.860 Because,

00:25:06.200 because Trump has been,

00:25:07.720 you know,

00:25:07.920 suppressed,

00:25:08.660 and he's off of Twitter

00:25:09.860 and everything else,

00:25:10.560 even though Musk

00:25:11.900 is teasing it back

00:25:12.880 with funny memes,

00:25:14.420 which is hilarious.

00:25:16.760 But we've never had

00:25:17.920 less leadership.

00:25:19.220 And I feel like

00:25:19.960 some of that void

00:25:21.080 is being filled

00:25:21.940 by the Internet dads.

00:25:24.940 You know,

00:25:25.200 the actual

00:25:25.700 Internet dads influence.

00:25:28.640 So there's definitely

00:25:29.400 a shift happening,

00:25:30.280 I think.

00:25:33.740 And more to my point,

00:25:36.220 the two,

00:25:36.900 you know,

00:25:37.180 some of the most provocative

00:25:38.440 or, let's say,

00:25:40.720 what do I want to say,

00:25:41.820 extreme,

00:25:42.480 I don't know,

00:25:43.140 candidates on the right,

00:25:45.720 think about the people

00:25:46.700 who get the most

00:25:47.340 criticism on the right.

00:25:49.480 Let's say Marjorie Taylor Greene

00:25:51.240 and Boebert.

00:25:54.180 Let's just pick

00:25:54.760 two of those characters.

00:25:56.800 Don't you notice

00:25:57.560 that both of them

00:25:58.220 are both strong leaders?

00:26:01.160 Like,

00:26:01.540 personality-wise,

00:26:02.700 they just, like,

00:26:04.360 scream leadership.

00:26:06.020 But you might not like,

00:26:07.300 you know,

00:26:07.500 some things they do,

00:26:08.540 you might not like

00:26:09.180 some things they said,

00:26:10.560 you might not like

00:26:11.240 their policies.

00:26:12.480 But wouldn't you agree

00:26:13.740 that they're both

00:26:14.460 very strong,

00:26:16.980 charismatic leaders?

00:26:18.700 So you can dislike them

00:26:19.980 for any number of things,

00:26:21.980 but you can't deny

00:26:24.260 that when they're on camera,

00:26:27.400 they project a strength.

00:26:30.360 It's a very Republican thing.

00:26:31.940 I'm not saying

00:26:32.460 it's good or bad,

00:26:33.580 it's just an observation

00:26:34.620 that could explain

00:26:35.360 a few things.

00:26:35.860 All right.

00:26:41.880 And the Republicans

00:26:42.740 don't really have,

00:26:44.820 the Republicans

00:26:45.420 are in real trouble,

00:26:46.540 you know, right?

00:26:47.780 Because if you say

00:26:48.860 to yourself,

00:26:49.440 well,

00:26:50.100 you got Trump,

00:26:51.100 if people decide him,

00:26:52.640 you know,

00:26:52.820 he's been president,

00:26:53.640 so that's a strong choice,

00:26:54.980 and then you look

00:26:55.860 at your Republican bench

00:26:57.420 and you say,

00:26:58.580 Scott, Scott, Scott,

00:26:59.780 that Republican bench

00:27:00.860 looks pretty strong.

00:27:01.700 What's it going to look like

00:27:04.400 after Trump is done with him?

00:27:07.260 It's going to look like

00:27:08.240 you're going to have

00:27:08.760 a Trump that,

00:27:10.380 you know,

00:27:10.800 a third or more

00:27:12.060 of Republicans

00:27:12.920 aren't happy with,

00:27:14.260 and then all of the options

00:27:15.860 will be destroyed.

00:27:18.080 So we're not going to have

00:27:19.240 much left to choose from,

00:27:21.720 you know,

00:27:22.180 by the time we're done.

00:27:22.900 All right.

00:27:27.820 Did you see the spokesperson

00:27:29.880 for Biden,

00:27:32.180 Karine Jean,

00:27:35.420 what's her name?

00:27:36.360 Why can I never remember

00:27:37.340 her name?

00:27:39.340 Jean-Pierre,

00:27:42.100 okay, whatever.

00:27:44.800 But her answer

00:27:45.940 about fentanyl

00:27:46.680 coming across the border

00:27:47.560 was that the Biden

00:27:49.080 administration

00:27:49.700 has caught

00:27:50.340 a record amount

00:27:51.380 of fentanyl.

00:27:52.020 They have interdicted

00:27:54.580 a record amount,

00:27:55.700 so that's pretty good,

00:27:56.500 right?

00:27:57.300 They got a record amount

00:27:59.300 that they captured

00:28:00.140 coming across the border.

00:28:02.220 I'll tell you,

00:28:03.060 there's nothing

00:28:03.540 that makes me more angry

00:28:04.760 than when somebody

00:28:06.680 is bullshitting you

00:28:07.600 and they don't bother

00:28:08.480 to make it look like

00:28:10.800 maybe they're not.

00:28:13.180 If you ask,

00:28:14.600 what are you doing

00:28:14.960 about fentanyl,

00:28:15.860 and the only answer

00:28:16.660 is how much they caught

00:28:17.660 at the border,

00:28:19.120 and they don't tell you

00:28:20.060 how much got through,

00:28:21.020 as in,

00:28:23.220 did more get through

00:28:24.240 than ever?

00:28:25.960 Or is all that

00:28:26.960 catching at the border

00:28:27.920 reduced the total amount

00:28:29.840 that got through?

00:28:30.760 Or is it possible

00:28:31.820 you don't fucking know?

00:28:33.500 Because the only data

00:28:34.500 I care about

00:28:35.100 is what got through.

00:28:36.540 If you're telling me

00:28:37.360 what didn't get through,

00:28:38.840 you're not talking

00:28:39.700 in the same conversation.

00:28:41.500 Oh, very good,

00:28:42.140 I'm glad you caught it.

00:28:43.480 Good job,

00:28:44.260 go catch some more.

00:28:45.600 But it has nothing

00:28:46.380 to do with understanding

00:28:48.700 what the problem is.

00:28:50.400 If you are going

00:28:52.180 to insult the public

00:28:53.740 with that answer

00:28:55.480 of how much you caught

00:28:57.500 and completely ignore

00:28:59.920 the fact that you don't know

00:29:01.880 how much got through,

00:29:03.860 you suck.

00:29:06.140 Like, you're a shitty person.

00:29:07.660 And I can't respect you

00:29:10.260 whatsoever.

00:29:11.720 Because if you're going

00:29:12.980 to shit on me

00:29:13.840 like I'm so fucking stupid

00:29:15.820 that I can't tell

00:29:17.080 the difference

00:29:17.620 between what got through

00:29:18.700 and what got caught

00:29:19.600 and I'm going to fall

00:29:20.820 for this misdirection,

00:29:22.580 then you think

00:29:23.460 I'm a fucking idiot.

00:29:25.420 Right?

00:29:25.780 And you treat me

00:29:26.680 like a fucking idiot

00:29:27.760 and it's going to come back.

00:29:31.120 It's going to come back.

00:29:32.320 You know,

00:29:34.140 I think the spokesperson

00:29:35.640 is either a liar,

00:29:38.680 an asshole,

00:29:39.780 or completely incompetent.

00:29:41.920 Which is it?

00:29:43.460 You know, pick one.

00:29:45.600 Pick one.

00:29:46.800 I don't care

00:29:47.380 which one you pick.

00:29:48.820 I know you want me

00:29:49.660 to use the C word,

00:29:50.640 but I can't give it away

00:29:53.200 gratuitously.

00:29:56.380 By the way,

00:29:57.260 for the purposes

00:29:58.020 of this criticism,

00:29:59.780 I identify as non-binary.

00:30:03.220 I'm just non-binary

00:30:04.500 as long as I'm

00:30:06.220 criticizing the spokesperson.

00:30:08.940 As soon as I move

00:30:09.780 to the next topic,

00:30:11.020 right back.

00:30:11.980 Right back to my

00:30:12.780 old identity

00:30:14.280 of adult black male.

00:30:16.760 All right.

00:30:21.060 I think the biggest risk

00:30:22.640 to humanity

00:30:23.200 is not just

00:30:24.520 the teachers' unions.

00:30:26.240 I think it's the bad

00:30:27.620 relationship advice

00:30:28.860 on social media.

00:30:29.840 I'm not joking.

00:30:34.060 No joke.

00:30:35.720 The biggest risk

00:30:36.920 to America,

00:30:37.720 anyway,

00:30:38.460 is the bad

00:30:39.840 relationship advice

00:30:41.180 on social media.

00:30:44.240 My God,

00:30:45.020 is it bad?

00:30:46.660 My God.

00:30:48.240 Let me give you

00:30:49.080 just an idea

00:30:49.920 of the types

00:30:51.460 of bad advice

00:30:52.720 you're getting.

00:30:53.060 number one,

00:30:54.880 my favorite,

00:30:55.660 is advice

00:30:56.420 that only works

00:30:57.140 if the two adults

00:30:58.320 are both functional

00:30:59.340 humans

00:31:00.360 who really

00:31:02.100 have their shit

00:31:02.600 together.

00:31:04.060 That addresses

00:31:05.060 almost fucking

00:31:06.500 nobody.

00:31:09.660 If we were

00:31:10.560 functional,

00:31:11.480 you know,

00:31:11.740 we and a couple,

00:31:12.960 if you were functional,

00:31:14.040 you probably didn't need

00:31:14.680 much advice

00:31:15.280 in the first place.

00:31:16.820 But very few,

00:31:18.240 how often do

00:31:19.080 two functional

00:31:19.720 people get together?

00:31:21.880 Have you ever heard

00:31:22.460 anybody talk

00:31:23.320 about their divorce?

00:31:25.440 Do they ever say,

00:31:26.400 you know,

00:31:27.260 I was very functional

00:31:28.680 and so was my partner,

00:31:30.080 but, you know,

00:31:30.480 it didn't work out

00:31:31.040 for some reason.

00:31:32.540 No.

00:31:33.100 They always say

00:31:33.940 the other person

00:31:34.600 is batshit crazy

00:31:35.620 or a narcissist,

00:31:37.340 right?

00:31:38.460 Right?

00:31:39.040 The guy is always

00:31:40.100 abusive narcissist

00:31:41.140 and the woman's

00:31:42.900 always batshit crazy,

00:31:44.400 you know,

00:31:44.700 even if they're not.

00:31:45.640 So there's no such thing

00:31:47.600 as these two

00:31:48.960 functional people

00:31:50.240 getting together

00:31:50.880 and working through

00:31:52.400 their issues

00:31:54.120 with their good tools.

00:31:56.880 I think that happens

00:31:58.380 for some people.

00:32:00.460 So if you're giving

00:32:01.140 advice that can only

00:32:02.340 work in the rarest

00:32:03.720 of situations,

00:32:05.480 it doesn't help.

00:32:07.080 Now this is analogous

00:32:08.480 to my criticism

00:32:09.720 of success advice.

00:32:12.720 Do you know

00:32:13.020 what kind of advice

00:32:13.760 doesn't help?

00:32:14.420 success advice

00:32:16.500 that only works

00:32:17.300 for really smart people

00:32:18.380 because you might

00:32:20.420 not be one.

00:32:22.380 Right?

00:32:23.280 So when I talk

00:32:24.200 about forming

00:32:26.600 a talent stack

00:32:27.700 or the systems

00:32:28.940 are better than goals,

00:32:30.100 do you notice

00:32:30.800 that that works

00:32:31.360 for everybody?

00:32:33.000 I don't know

00:32:33.640 if anybody's

00:32:34.120 picked that up,

00:32:35.280 but probably

00:32:35.740 the two most

00:32:37.300 important contributions

00:32:38.380 I'll make

00:32:38.920 to civilization

00:32:40.740 is the talent stack

00:32:43.800 idea,

00:32:44.240 putting together

00:32:44.900 talents that

00:32:45.800 work well together

00:32:46.560 and having

00:32:48.020 a system

00:32:48.760 as opposed

00:32:49.800 to a goal.

00:32:51.780 Those two things

00:32:52.940 work for everybody.

00:32:54.960 Smart people,

00:32:55.700 dumb people,

00:32:56.460 criminals,

00:32:57.760 non-criminals,

00:32:58.880 like it just,

00:32:59.820 so that's good

00:33:00.280 and generic advice.

00:33:01.680 But man,

00:33:02.140 when I hear the advice

00:33:03.020 about learn to code,

00:33:05.840 maybe,

00:33:08.080 but I'm not sure

00:33:08.760 everybody can learn

00:33:09.500 to code.

00:33:10.680 Right?

00:33:10.880 That's not good advice.

00:33:13.520 So same with

00:33:14.360 relationships.

00:33:16.740 Here's another category.

00:33:19.440 Advice that made

00:33:20.220 a lot of sense

00:33:20.840 in the 50s.

00:33:22.860 I'm seeing a lot

00:33:23.820 of advice

00:33:24.380 that was just

00:33:26.280 perfect for the 50s,

00:33:27.500 but things have

00:33:29.800 changed a little bit.

00:33:31.740 And your old

00:33:33.340 traditional

00:33:33.980 situation,

00:33:36.720 it might have been

00:33:37.520 better,

00:33:38.320 you know,

00:33:38.520 the traditional

00:33:39.180 family,

00:33:39.700 it might have

00:33:40.060 been better,

00:33:40.780 but you're not

00:33:41.620 going back.

00:33:43.980 Sort of the horse

00:33:45.100 got out of the barn

00:33:45.820 there a little bit.

00:33:46.580 So that advice

00:33:47.460 is a little bit

00:33:48.920 of a problem.

00:33:50.560 How about number

00:33:51.040 three?

00:33:52.560 I'm seeing advice

00:33:53.720 for men

00:33:54.160 that's so honest

00:33:54.940 it would end

00:33:55.380 human reproduction.

00:33:58.440 Advice for men

00:33:59.400 that's so honest

00:34:01.220 about what women

00:34:02.980 want and how hard

00:34:03.860 it is to satisfy

00:34:04.820 them and

00:34:05.380 happen if you

00:34:06.620 get married.

00:34:08.260 I'm seeing more

00:34:09.280 honest advice

00:34:10.240 than I've ever

00:34:10.780 seen in my life.

00:34:12.220 Honest advice

00:34:12.920 would end

00:34:13.340 civilization.

00:34:14.560 Because the only

00:34:15.540 reason we do

00:34:16.420 things that make

00:34:17.380 civilization go

00:34:18.240 forward is

00:34:19.460 because we're

00:34:20.820 hypnotized by

00:34:22.660 civilization to

00:34:24.500 think that we

00:34:25.120 should do things

00:34:25.840 a certain way

00:34:26.380 that helps

00:34:27.700 reproduction.

00:34:28.740 If you were

00:34:29.560 just looking out

00:34:30.240 for yourself,

00:34:31.160 probably you

00:34:31.920 would make

00:34:32.200 different decisions.

00:34:34.120 But, you know,

00:34:34.940 we're sort of

00:34:35.560 reproduction optimized.

00:34:37.520 So we're going

00:34:39.180 to reproduce

00:34:39.560 no matter what.

00:34:43.180 And I would

00:34:44.400 say Andrew

00:34:45.060 Taint is,

00:34:46.720 you know,

00:34:47.220 on that list.

00:34:48.680 So they're

00:34:49.260 the men who

00:34:50.480 say,

00:34:51.120 you tell the

00:34:52.360 woman exactly

00:34:53.280 what you will

00:34:53.920 put up with

00:34:54.540 and then

00:34:56.020 if she

00:34:56.720 crosses that

00:34:57.860 line,

00:34:58.600 there's no

00:34:59.340 forgiveness,

00:34:59.920 you just walk

00:35:00.680 away and break

00:35:01.860 it off.

00:35:02.200 How does

00:35:03.420 that advice

00:35:04.120 work in

00:35:04.580 the real

00:35:04.940 world?

00:35:07.480 Well, if

00:35:08.840 you're Andrew

00:35:09.540 Taint, it

00:35:10.720 probably works

00:35:11.220 great for him.

00:35:12.700 It might be

00:35:13.860 perfect because

00:35:15.120 he's got

00:35:15.480 resources and

00:35:16.360 he can travel

00:35:16.860 the world and

00:35:17.600 he can just

00:35:18.300 get rid of

00:35:18.740 one girl and

00:35:19.360 get another.

00:35:20.540 Now, suppose

00:35:21.660 everybody took

00:35:22.340 his advice and

00:35:24.420 you all said,

00:35:25.740 you give me

00:35:26.840 shit once and

00:35:27.960 I'm out of

00:35:28.340 here.

00:35:28.480 I'm in

00:35:30.620 charge.

00:35:31.840 I'm in

00:35:32.460 charge.

00:35:33.040 That's how

00:35:33.360 this is going

00:35:33.840 to work.

00:35:34.780 As soon as

00:35:35.540 you stop

00:35:36.940 understanding

00:35:38.020 that,

00:35:38.900 you're free.

00:35:41.160 Go make it

00:35:42.300 somewhere else.

00:35:43.640 Do you think

00:35:44.040 that would

00:35:44.320 work?

00:35:45.500 No, it

00:35:45.960 would end

00:35:46.480 all reproduction.

00:35:49.780 The only

00:35:50.860 reason we

00:35:51.360 reproduce is

00:35:53.000 because men

00:35:54.180 don't quite

00:35:54.800 realize that

00:35:56.320 the evolutionary

00:35:57.000 purpose of a

00:35:58.020 woman is

00:35:58.460 to drain a

00:35:59.220 man's

00:35:59.500 resources and

00:36:00.680 transfer it

00:36:01.320 to children.

00:36:03.460 If you see

00:36:04.460 humans as a

00:36:06.460 machine, like

00:36:08.400 if you're

00:36:08.800 looking at an

00:36:09.260 engine, you

00:36:10.180 say, all

00:36:10.540 right, the

00:36:10.800 carburetor does

00:36:11.600 this, the

00:36:12.260 spark plugs do

00:36:13.060 this.

00:36:13.800 If you just

00:36:14.360 look at

00:36:14.860 humanity as a

00:36:16.160 machine, the

00:36:17.520 purpose of

00:36:18.240 women is to

00:36:19.100 take resources

00:36:20.180 for men and

00:36:22.060 not to leave

00:36:22.740 them alive or

00:36:24.140 healthy.

00:36:27.040 Nobody needs

00:36:27.920 that.

00:36:28.460 all you need

00:36:29.520 is the

00:36:29.780 kids to be

00:36:30.220 alive and

00:36:30.620 healthy.

00:36:31.480 If the

00:36:31.880 kids are

00:36:32.280 doing good,

00:36:33.200 then reproduction

00:36:33.900 has been

00:36:34.300 satisfied.

00:36:35.360 And that's

00:36:35.740 all evolution

00:36:36.260 cares about.

00:36:37.500 Evolution

00:36:37.960 never said,

00:36:38.720 hey, let's

00:36:39.060 make men

00:36:39.440 happy.

00:36:40.760 Instead, it

00:36:42.500 went cheap.

00:36:44.780 Instead of

00:36:45.280 making men

00:36:45.760 happy, I

00:36:46.780 don't know how

00:36:47.160 you'd do it,

00:36:47.860 but it'd be

00:36:48.760 hard.

00:36:50.520 Men have

00:36:51.380 been designed

00:36:52.120 by evolution,

00:36:53.220 apparently, to

00:36:54.920 believe that

00:36:55.540 tomorrow is going

00:36:56.240 to be better.

00:36:58.800 If they just

00:36:59.840 give the woman

00:37:00.520 what she's

00:37:01.020 asking for,

00:37:02.700 she won't be

00:37:03.440 unhappy tomorrow

00:37:04.540 because you'll

00:37:05.920 solve their

00:37:06.360 problem.

00:37:07.460 And if men

00:37:08.100 did not have

00:37:08.600 the illusion

00:37:09.140 that women

00:37:10.540 have problems

00:37:11.220 that can be

00:37:11.720 solved and

00:37:12.400 then everything's

00:37:13.260 good because

00:37:13.700 the problem is

00:37:14.220 solved, if we

00:37:15.640 could ever get

00:37:17.100 out of that

00:37:17.540 illusion, everything

00:37:18.360 would break.

00:37:19.100 But men stay

00:37:21.260 with it because

00:37:21.860 we're pretty sure

00:37:22.560 that was just a

00:37:23.220 temporary problem.

00:37:24.520 I'm sure that

00:37:25.540 that won't happen

00:37:26.140 again tomorrow.

00:37:28.220 And maybe it

00:37:28.840 doesn't, but it's

00:37:29.560 a different thing.

00:37:30.960 So here's the

00:37:31.640 most important

00:37:32.940 thing you need to

00:37:33.600 know about women.

00:37:35.380 They are designed

00:37:36.280 to keep their

00:37:37.080 man unhappy

00:37:38.040 because if the

00:37:40.140 man is happy,

00:37:41.480 he's not going

00:37:42.040 to do anything

00:37:42.540 for him.

00:37:44.540 If the woman

00:37:46.300 projects herself

00:37:47.200 as being unhappy,

00:37:48.800 the man will

00:37:49.400 say, all right,

00:37:50.140 all right, you're

00:37:50.820 ruining my whole

00:37:51.420 day.

00:37:51.680 I'll give you

00:37:53.140 that thing.

00:37:54.260 And then

00:37:54.520 tomorrow, because

00:37:56.000 I solved this

00:37:56.680 problem, tomorrow

00:37:58.320 is going to be

00:37:58.780 good.

00:37:59.800 At least tomorrow

00:38:00.360 is going to

00:38:00.700 work out.

00:38:02.560 And then the

00:38:04.060 woman realizes

00:38:05.720 that this happy

00:38:06.540 man isn't going

00:38:07.240 to give her

00:38:07.580 anything, so she

00:38:09.000 gets unhappy

00:38:09.580 again.

00:38:10.600 And then the

00:38:10.940 guy's, all right,

00:38:11.420 one more day, I'll

00:38:12.220 just do this other

00:38:12.880 thing, repeat

00:38:14.640 forever.

00:38:15.740 Now, if men

00:38:17.800 understood this,

00:38:19.880 and I could even

00:38:20.540 tell you in

00:38:21.220 like, we're so

00:38:22.260 trained to not

00:38:23.180 see the world

00:38:24.240 that way, that I

00:38:25.940 can't just tell

00:38:26.540 you and then you

00:38:27.060 can see it.

00:38:30.680 But am I

00:38:31.620 wrong?

00:38:33.020 Imagine, just

00:38:33.780 take your own

00:38:34.380 relationship, and

00:38:35.320 imagine you took

00:38:36.080 Andrew Tain's

00:38:37.680 advice.

00:38:39.340 And men, let me

00:38:41.060 ask you this,

00:38:41.560 married men,

00:38:43.800 take his advice,

00:38:44.920 if your woman

00:38:45.840 doesn't give you

00:38:46.660 what you want,

00:38:47.600 you just walk

00:38:48.380 out.

00:38:48.620 You say, we're

00:38:49.860 done.

00:38:50.920 Nope, nope,

00:38:51.460 nope, nope,

00:38:51.900 we're done.

00:38:52.840 How would that

00:38:53.280 work in your

00:38:53.700 life?

00:38:55.120 It wouldn't

00:38:55.560 work at all.

00:38:56.860 It wouldn't

00:38:57.500 work at all.

00:38:58.800 Because you're not

00:38:59.560 Andrew Tain, and

00:39:00.320 you can't get on

00:39:00.920 your private jet and

00:39:01.840 go to another

00:39:02.320 country and woo

00:39:04.540 some Romanian

00:39:06.060 girl that doesn't

00:39:06.980 know you.

00:39:09.380 Now, I'm not

00:39:10.240 saying he hasn't

00:39:10.900 worked on a good

00:39:12.100 system for himself,

00:39:13.660 and I compliment

00:39:14.960 him for that.

00:39:15.560 Andrew Tain is

00:39:17.080 doing a great

00:39:18.220 career, financial,

00:39:22.060 you know, energy

00:39:22.820 monster kind of

00:39:23.800 job for himself.

00:39:25.420 For himself.

00:39:27.240 But I don't think

00:39:27.880 his advice is going

00:39:28.620 to work for all

00:39:29.960 of you, necessarily.

00:39:31.960 All right, here's

00:39:32.280 another category.

00:39:35.680 Advice for women

00:39:36.680 about what men

00:39:37.800 want, as if

00:39:40.020 giving men what

00:39:40.800 they want would

00:39:41.840 make women happy.

00:39:42.800 I keep hearing,

00:39:46.100 you know, women,

00:39:47.740 you have to know

00:39:48.340 that men need, you

00:39:50.260 know, some quiet

00:39:51.280 time, and, you

00:39:52.740 know, they need to

00:39:53.600 be appreciated.

00:39:55.320 And the advice

00:39:56.140 sounds really good.

00:39:57.620 Sounds really good.

00:39:58.620 Like, wow.

00:40:00.160 Seems like those are

00:40:01.460 all the things a man

00:40:02.180 would want.

00:40:03.040 Do you know what's

00:40:03.460 wrong with that

00:40:04.020 advice?

00:40:05.380 You're giving advice

00:40:06.400 to somebody who

00:40:06.960 doesn't want that

00:40:07.560 advice.

00:40:08.660 They know how to

00:40:09.660 make the man happy.

00:40:10.520 they keep him

00:40:12.040 unhappy intentionally

00:40:13.060 because making him

00:40:14.500 happy would be

00:40:15.080 terrible for them.

00:40:16.440 They wouldn't get

00:40:17.300 what they wanted,

00:40:18.120 like I just said.

00:40:19.240 Right?

00:40:19.660 They have to keep

00:40:20.780 him slightly unhappy

00:40:21.840 all the time.

00:40:23.620 That's how, this is

00:40:24.680 their entire operating

00:40:25.520 system.

00:40:26.420 There's no second

00:40:27.200 way to do it.

00:40:29.260 All right.

00:40:30.560 Unless, you know,

00:40:31.360 there's some rare,

00:40:32.340 very functional

00:40:32.960 people.

00:40:34.320 And, uh,

00:40:38.020 here's one.

00:40:39.620 This is just me

00:40:42.140 being an asshole.

00:40:44.820 So I'll say it

00:40:45.880 first so you don't

00:40:46.500 have to.

00:40:47.800 So the fifth one

00:40:48.560 on my list is just

00:40:49.800 me being a little

00:40:50.440 bit of an asshole.

00:40:51.940 And the fifth one

00:40:52.700 is advice from

00:40:53.560 relationship experts

00:40:54.900 who spend most of

00:40:56.200 their time on the

00:40:56.860 road.

00:41:02.100 I'm just going to

00:41:02.740 let that sit there.

00:41:05.420 Yeah.

00:41:06.480 I don't want to

00:41:07.520 hear shit.

00:41:08.240 I do not want to

00:41:12.200 hear relationship

00:41:12.900 advice from somebody

00:41:14.020 who doesn't have to

00:41:14.740 be home very much.

00:41:16.580 You know what I

00:41:17.040 mean?

00:41:18.100 I feel like we'd

00:41:19.160 all do a little bit

00:41:20.040 better if we

00:41:22.120 weren't home.

00:41:24.960 And that's

00:41:26.240 especially what I

00:41:27.040 feel when I hear,

00:41:28.500 and to be honest,

00:41:29.980 if you haven't

00:41:30.440 picked it up,

00:41:30.980 a lot of this is

00:41:32.240 an indirect

00:41:34.220 criticism of

00:41:35.080 Jordan Peterson's

00:41:36.160 relationship advice.

00:41:37.360 Now,

00:41:38.520 Jordan Peterson

00:41:39.060 is genuinely

00:41:40.100 a super smart

00:41:42.180 guy.

00:41:43.100 And when he says

00:41:44.120 things,

00:41:44.440 they always make

00:41:45.140 sense,

00:41:46.000 right?

00:41:46.900 And,

00:41:47.520 you know,

00:41:48.460 if people could

00:41:49.240 do the things

00:41:50.020 that he's recommending,

00:41:51.420 they'd probably be

00:41:51.920 great.

00:41:52.700 But I think he does

00:41:53.640 advice for

00:41:56.100 functional people

00:41:57.060 who largely

00:41:58.440 don't exist.

00:41:59.200 and he models

00:42:02.760 being away from

00:42:03.440 home a lot

00:42:04.120 because it seems

00:42:05.340 like he gets

00:42:05.960 around.

00:42:07.540 I don't know.

00:42:08.060 I feel like

00:42:08.600 that's got to be

00:42:09.800 part of it.

00:42:11.420 And he said

00:42:12.860 something that I

00:42:14.100 saw yesterday.

00:42:14.760 I don't know when

00:42:15.120 he said it.

00:42:16.020 But I saw a clip

00:42:16.980 of Jordan Peterson

00:42:17.760 saying that,

00:42:18.760 you know,

00:42:19.440 being a high

00:42:20.980 character man

00:42:21.940 and building a,

00:42:23.220 you know,

00:42:23.900 functional relationship

00:42:25.620 and especially a

00:42:26.500 family is really

00:42:28.460 the only thing

00:42:29.300 that's going to

00:42:29.740 make you happy

00:42:30.560 when you reach

00:42:31.960 the age of 60.

00:42:33.880 Have you ever

00:42:34.480 heard him say that?

00:42:35.640 Like,

00:42:35.980 when you reach

00:42:36.360 a certain age,

00:42:37.680 you know,

00:42:37.940 all of your

00:42:38.620 cheap joy

00:42:40.280 and cheap sex

00:42:41.440 and all that,

00:42:42.100 it's not going to,

00:42:43.140 that's not going to

00:42:43.820 feed you once you're 60.

00:42:45.020 What are you going to do?

00:42:45.760 Still be a playboy

00:42:46.620 at 60?

00:42:48.360 Now,

00:42:48.820 interestingly,

00:42:49.420 he just turned 60.

00:42:51.880 So that's his age.

00:42:54.080 And

00:42:54.480 I was sitting there

00:42:58.020 before I heard that

00:42:59.540 at age 65.

00:43:00.740 I was sitting there

00:43:01.600 thinking,

00:43:02.560 damn,

00:43:02.840 I just have good

00:43:03.520 days lately.

00:43:05.480 Like,

00:43:05.980 like ever since I,

00:43:06.960 you know,

00:43:07.320 I got off that

00:43:08.000 pharmaceutical nightmare

00:43:09.360 a few,

00:43:10.860 several weeks ago.

00:43:11.900 But I've had nothing

00:43:13.040 but good days.

00:43:14.020 Like,

00:43:14.360 I wake up and I go,

00:43:15.280 oh man,

00:43:16.600 I'm going to like

00:43:17.180 have a nice walk

00:43:18.540 in the sun.

00:43:20.000 I'm going to get

00:43:20.640 a massage later.

00:43:22.580 Like,

00:43:22.780 I'll just do one

00:43:23.480 good thing after another.

00:43:24.900 I'll go play

00:43:25.560 with my dog.

00:43:27.740 Even the work I do

00:43:28.980 is work I don't mind

00:43:30.640 doing.

00:43:31.060 I mean,

00:43:31.280 arguably this is work,

00:43:32.720 but barely.

00:43:34.680 And I was thinking

00:43:35.340 to myself,

00:43:35.820 I was perfectly happy.

00:43:37.200 And then I listened

00:43:37.920 to Jordan Peterson

00:43:38.700 tell me that I was,

00:43:39.660 you know,

00:43:39.940 empty and had no,

00:43:41.560 no,

00:43:42.080 no chance of happiness

00:43:43.060 because I'm not

00:43:44.180 in the family.

00:43:45.340 And I thought,

00:43:46.160 hmm,

00:43:47.980 maybe.

00:43:49.700 We'll see.

00:43:50.300 He could be right

00:43:50.920 about that.

00:43:52.060 All right.

00:43:52.400 Did you hear CNN

00:43:55.940 playing a cell phone

00:43:57.680 conversation

00:43:59.020 of a Russian soldier

00:44:00.080 in Ukraine

00:44:00.640 calling his girlfriend

00:44:02.220 and complaining

00:44:02.980 about the Russian

00:44:04.840 leadership?

00:44:06.580 Now that the,

00:44:08.960 I guess the summary

00:44:12.580 of that

00:44:13.020 is that the soldier

00:44:16.420 said,

00:44:16.980 the Russian soldier

00:44:17.660 said that

00:44:18.160 the leadership

00:44:19.400 got,

00:44:20.240 let's see,

00:44:21.940 shelled,

00:44:23.040 and they packed up

00:44:24.000 and they moved

00:44:24.780 further away

00:44:25.400 from the front line.

00:44:26.640 But they didn't

00:44:27.520 move their troops

00:44:28.160 further from the front line.

00:44:30.540 They didn't move

00:44:31.340 the troops further.

00:44:32.680 And the soldier

00:44:33.360 is like,

00:44:33.720 what the hell?

00:44:34.760 Like,

00:44:35.000 we're just getting,

00:44:35.880 apparently half of them

00:44:36.800 had been wiped out.

00:44:38.480 So they,

00:44:39.080 and the soldier

00:44:40.040 was talking about

00:44:41.680 killing,

00:44:42.960 murdering

00:44:43.440 their own commanders.

00:44:45.480 Now,

00:44:46.020 I don't know

00:44:46.360 if it's just one guy

00:44:47.200 spouting off

00:44:47.880 to his girlfriend,

00:44:48.960 but he actually said it,

00:44:50.560 you know,

00:44:50.760 that they were

00:44:51.940 getting ready

00:44:52.380 to go just

00:44:53.120 kill their own

00:44:53.660 commander.

00:44:55.180 And,

00:44:55.460 and I,

00:44:58.440 you know,

00:44:58.940 who knows how

00:44:59.480 representative it is.

00:45:01.040 But one of the things

00:45:01.920 that the soldier said

00:45:02.880 is that if it wasn't

00:45:04.660 for this,

00:45:05.060 you know,

00:45:05.320 ragtag bunch of people

00:45:06.660 who are,

00:45:07.320 half of them

00:45:07.860 have been killed

00:45:08.480 and they don't want

00:45:09.080 to be there,

00:45:10.060 that that's the only

00:45:10.900 thing keeping Ukraine

00:45:11.880 from marching

00:45:12.560 to Moscow.

00:45:14.160 And I thought to myself,

00:45:15.340 have the Russian

00:45:17.920 soldiers been told

00:45:19.040 that they're

00:45:20.260 protecting Moscow?

00:45:23.140 Do you think

00:45:24.100 that they believe,

00:45:25.560 maybe they've been

00:45:26.320 propagandized,

00:45:27.400 that Ukraine

00:45:28.000 is the aggressor?

00:45:30.100 Do they believe

00:45:30.960 that a Ukraine

00:45:31.500 is the aggressor?

00:45:32.820 Because maybe.

00:45:34.180 I mean,

00:45:36.480 you are ignorant

00:45:38.160 concerning Jordan Peterson,

00:45:40.000 Eglas says.

00:45:41.280 Aren't we all?

00:45:42.280 How could I not

00:45:44.760 be ignorant

00:45:45.320 about Jordan Peterson?

00:45:47.520 Would I not need

00:45:48.820 to read his mind

00:45:50.140 to have a complete picture?

00:45:53.060 I suppose you've done that?

00:45:54.660 Have you done the work?

00:45:56.100 Did some research?

00:45:57.500 Dug a little deeper,

00:45:58.780 developed a machine

00:45:59.740 that could read his mind,

00:46:01.240 complete all the picture,

00:46:02.740 fill in all the dots?

00:46:05.780 All right.

00:46:06.400 Well, I just want to

00:46:07.620 mock you a little bit

00:46:08.820 for that.

00:46:11.020 All right.

00:46:11.360 Student loans.

00:46:15.440 So, and let me,

00:46:16.340 let me summarize.

00:46:17.760 Everything that you hear

00:46:18.540 out of Ukraine

00:46:19.140 is propaganda.

00:46:21.020 You know,

00:46:21.580 I just have to remind you

00:46:22.820 because every once in a while

00:46:24.100 people say,

00:46:24.760 how did Scott,

00:46:26.300 you know,

00:46:26.640 believe that propaganda?

00:46:27.940 I don't believe it.

00:46:29.380 I'm just saying it exists.

00:46:31.580 You shouldn't believe

00:46:32.520 anything out of Ukraine.

00:46:34.100 It is entirely possible

00:46:35.380 that the Russian troops

00:46:37.020 are right at the point

00:46:38.540 of total collapse.

00:46:39.520 But I wouldn't bet on it.

00:46:42.780 Right?

00:46:43.000 It's possible.

00:46:46.320 So the White House

00:46:47.240 found a new way

00:46:48.200 to screw the country

00:46:49.200 by extending

00:46:50.100 the student loan repayment

00:46:51.600 until June 2023.

00:46:56.560 And that's an interesting time

00:46:59.640 because doesn't that mean

00:47:00.960 that it would expire

00:47:02.060 it would expire

00:47:06.280 before the election.

00:47:08.620 Is that when

00:47:09.360 they want it to expire?

00:47:10.880 Because then it looks like

00:47:11.980 the Democrats

00:47:12.680 picked something

00:47:14.360 that would expire.

00:47:15.840 I think they want

00:47:16.720 to make it look like

00:47:17.480 it's the Republicans' fault.

00:47:19.100 I suppose they could

00:47:19.840 spin it that way.

00:47:21.520 But anyway,

00:47:22.220 it's a,

00:47:23.420 as weasel plans go,

00:47:25.640 it's a pretty

00:47:27.740 weaselly plan.

00:47:30.120 The fact that they're

00:47:31.580 selling to their idiot

00:47:32.860 their idiot base

00:47:35.500 that they're actually

00:47:36.280 going to be able

00:47:37.360 to get away with

00:47:38.360 this loan repayment stuff

00:47:41.120 it's just amazing to me.

00:47:44.180 All right,

00:47:44.440 I want to give you

00:47:45.200 my favorite story of the day.

00:47:46.780 You know,

00:47:47.060 as you know,

00:47:48.000 I have a mascot.

00:47:50.060 Does everybody know

00:47:50.680 who my mascot is?

00:47:51.640 I want to make sure

00:47:54.040 that I've got the word

00:47:55.020 around here.

00:47:55.560 It's Keith Olbermann.

00:47:56.860 Now,

00:47:57.400 the way this works is

00:47:58.360 that a mascot

00:47:59.800 is somebody who starts

00:48:00.980 as just a critic

00:48:02.540 but if they're really,

00:48:05.800 really good at it

00:48:06.720 or really energetic

00:48:07.860 and really entertaining

00:48:09.620 then they rise

00:48:11.360 to the level of mascot.

00:48:13.300 So,

00:48:13.620 in my life,

00:48:14.380 Keith Olbermann

00:48:14.960 has been criticizing me

00:48:16.200 for 20 years

00:48:17.000 and it's all crazy

00:48:18.740 and funny.

00:48:20.280 So,

00:48:20.640 like,

00:48:20.860 once I realized

00:48:21.460 he was my mascot

00:48:22.320 then I look forward

00:48:23.840 to every time

00:48:24.380 I hear from him.

00:48:26.080 So,

00:48:26.400 it just sort of

00:48:27.040 turns it into a positive.

00:48:28.920 But,

00:48:29.240 Tim Poole

00:48:30.540 got himself

00:48:31.080 a mascot.

00:48:33.360 So,

00:48:34.340 and maybe

00:48:35.900 a better one

00:48:36.480 than mine.

00:48:37.540 I mean,

00:48:37.980 I thought Olbermann

00:48:38.780 would be hard to top

00:48:39.840 but

00:48:41.160 Tim Poole,

00:48:43.700 he got himself

00:48:45.200 a good mascot.

00:48:48.000 And,

00:48:49.120 I'm going to play

00:48:50.220 play it for you.

00:48:50.740 And the right

00:48:51.540 wing's like,

00:48:51.980 yes,

00:48:52.440 I love how they

00:48:53.320 molest the little

00:48:53.980 kids like that.

00:48:54.920 Go get them,

00:48:55.440 boy scouts.

00:48:55.860 Go get them,

00:48:56.360 priests.

00:48:56.880 Please vote

00:48:57.660 for our molesters

00:48:58.860 and our pedophiles.

00:49:00.900 Republicans say.

00:49:02.300 Republicans,

00:49:02.900 you're guilty.

00:49:03.940 Okay?

00:49:04.440 And I'll tell you

00:49:05.120 right now,

00:49:05.980 the number one

00:49:06.600 reason they constantly

00:49:07.600 talk about pedophilia

00:49:08.560 is because it's

00:49:09.420 going through their heads.

00:49:10.960 Non-stop

00:49:11.560 guys thinking

00:49:11.900 about kids.

00:49:12.560 I guarantee it.

00:49:13.760 The reason

00:49:14.280 Tim Poole

00:49:14.740 wears a beanie

00:49:15.440 is because he's

00:49:16.200 trying to contain

00:49:17.180 the pedophilia

00:49:18.160 that's in his head.

00:49:19.180 That's why he's

00:49:19.800 always talking about it.

00:49:21.140 He's seeing it

00:49:21.740 everywhere.

00:49:22.320 Why?

00:49:23.260 Because he's

00:49:23.840 projecting.

00:49:25.620 And the right wing's

00:49:26.220 like,

00:49:26.460 yes,

00:49:26.900 I love how they

00:49:27.800 molest the little

00:49:28.440 kids like that.

00:49:29.400 Go get them,

00:49:29.920 boy scouts.

00:49:30.320 Go get them,

00:49:30.840 priests.

00:49:31.340 Please vote

00:49:32.120 for our molesters

00:49:33.340 and our pedophiles.

00:49:35.400 Republicans say.

00:49:36.820 Republicans,

00:49:37.380 you're guilty.

00:49:38.420 Okay?

00:49:38.980 And I'll tell you

00:49:39.600 right now,

00:49:40.440 the number one

00:49:41.080 reason they constantly

00:49:42.060 talk about pedophilia

00:49:43.020 is because it's

00:49:43.880 going through their heads.

00:49:45.440 Non-stop

00:49:46.020 just thinking about kids.

00:49:46.880 I guarantee it.

00:49:48.260 The reason

00:49:48.740 to...

00:49:50.220 So,

00:49:51.580 Tim Poole

00:49:53.660 retweets it.

00:49:57.680 You know

00:49:58.840 you've done

00:49:59.260 a bad job

00:50:00.140 as a critic

00:50:00.920 when the target

00:50:02.320 of your criticism

00:50:03.220 retweets it

00:50:04.540 and the first part

00:50:05.340 of the retweet

00:50:06.140 is LOL.

00:50:13.200 So,

00:50:13.880 Tim Poole

00:50:14.300 says LOL,

00:50:15.280 OMG,

00:50:15.680 this is amazing.

00:50:17.320 It's weird

00:50:17.820 because I'm not

00:50:18.540 Catholic,

00:50:20.100 conservative,

00:50:20.740 or Republican.

00:50:21.620 Like,

00:50:22.140 they can't understand

00:50:23.000 that independents

00:50:24.440 oppose them too.

00:50:26.060 Anyone who isn't

00:50:26.920 in the cult

00:50:27.480 is Republican.

00:50:29.060 And they say,

00:50:29.860 Cenk,

00:50:30.360 I love you,

00:50:31.100 buddy.

00:50:32.340 Which is perfect.

00:50:34.440 So,

00:50:34.740 if you want a lesson

00:50:35.560 on how to handle

00:50:37.280 your craziest people,

00:50:41.560 retweet them.

00:50:43.100 I just give them

00:50:43.760 an LOL retweet

00:50:44.880 and let people

00:50:46.340 decide for themselves.

00:50:47.640 So,

00:50:47.960 that was about

00:50:48.580 as perfect

00:50:49.100 as it could be.

00:50:52.180 And,

00:50:52.820 my other favorite

00:50:54.000 story...

00:50:55.120 closet full of

00:50:56.560 secret closet

00:50:57.480 Elon Musk

00:50:58.440 finds a closet

00:51:00.200 full of

00:51:00.880 stay woke shirts

00:51:02.620 at Twitter.

00:51:04.560 And there's

00:51:05.380 an entire

00:51:06.060 closet full of

00:51:09.180 secret closet

00:51:09.980 of hashtag woke

00:51:11.640 and t-shirts.

00:51:13.060 Here we are

00:51:14.160 at the

00:51:16.100 much

00:51:16.400 thing that

00:51:17.540 and there's

00:51:17.840 So,

00:51:19.200 so,

00:51:21.760 everything that

00:51:22.920 you imagined

00:51:23.540 about Twitter

00:51:24.300 is apparently

00:51:25.980 true.

00:51:27.160 Like,

00:51:27.800 every,

00:51:28.300 every,

00:51:28.800 like,

00:51:29.520 everything you

00:51:30.260 imagined

00:51:30.800 that could be

00:51:31.720 maybe,

00:51:32.320 you know,

00:51:33.140 not quite ideal

00:51:34.380 was all true.

00:51:38.280 Now,

00:51:39.460 may I add

00:51:40.880 my own suggestion?

00:51:42.960 I think

00:51:43.920 Elon Musk

00:51:44.540 should take

00:51:45.020 all these shirts

00:51:45.700 and give them

00:51:46.280 to the homeless.

00:51:47.840 Not only that,

00:51:49.920 but I think,

00:51:50.640 I think that

00:51:52.320 Republicans

00:51:52.860 should make

00:51:54.120 lots more shirts

00:51:55.320 that also have

00:51:56.780 Democrat slogans

00:51:57.780 on them

00:51:58.200 and also give them

00:51:59.660 to the homeless.

00:52:00.880 In fact,

00:52:02.240 I would give

00:52:02.760 the homeless

00:52:03.240 free clothes

00:52:04.500 forever

00:52:05.500 as long as

00:52:06.680 the free clothing

00:52:08.060 had a

00:52:09.200 pro-Democrat

00:52:11.220 statement on it.

00:52:13.660 And,

00:52:14.440 and by the way,

00:52:15.280 I wouldn't have

00:52:16.060 anything anti-Democrat.

00:52:17.840 It would be their

00:52:18.400 own,

00:52:19.300 it would be like

00:52:19.840 vote for Hillary,

00:52:21.700 you know,

00:52:21.900 Joe Biden

00:52:22.420 is my president,

00:52:23.760 you know,

00:52:23.920 that sort of thing.

00:52:25.120 And just make it

00:52:26.060 free,

00:52:26.620 but,

00:52:26.900 you know,

00:52:27.120 good enough quality

00:52:27.960 and,

00:52:28.380 you know,

00:52:28.640 clean and

00:52:29.360 maybe even do

00:52:30.380 a laundry service.

00:52:32.400 Imagine offering

00:52:33.340 laundry service

00:52:34.240 for the homeless.

00:52:35.980 Like,

00:52:36.480 actually,

00:52:36.940 literally,

00:52:37.320 wash their clothes,

00:52:38.280 but also,

00:52:39.240 part of that,

00:52:40.000 provide them

00:52:40.640 new,

00:52:41.260 fresher clothes

00:52:41.960 that have

00:52:42.760 Democrat slogans on.

00:52:43.860 Come on,

00:52:46.520 that's,

00:52:47.000 you love that idea.

00:52:49.180 It's,

00:52:49.780 it's Democrats

00:52:52.460 for fentanyl.

00:52:55.160 Oh,

00:52:55.620 that would be funny.

00:52:56.540 All right.

00:52:59.340 Um,

00:53:00.180 and I saw

00:53:01.040 a parody

00:53:01.940 on Twitter

00:53:03.320 that I honestly

00:53:04.140 couldn't tell,

00:53:04.820 I had to tweet

00:53:05.460 to ask if it was

00:53:06.220 parody or real.

00:53:07.620 I didn't care.

00:53:09.160 So it was somebody

00:53:09.720 saying that they

00:53:10.280 were a fired

00:53:11.140 fact checker

00:53:12.980 at Twitter

00:53:13.380 and it was

00:53:15.820 so spot on

00:53:17.320 of what looks

00:53:18.860 like it could

00:53:19.640 have been

00:53:19.920 an actual

00:53:20.440 fired fact checker

00:53:21.800 at Twitter

00:53:22.220 that I couldn't

00:53:23.580 tell.

00:53:24.440 It was hilarious,

00:53:25.780 but I didn't know

00:53:27.040 if it was hilarious

00:53:27.680 because it was parody

00:53:28.740 or it was hilarious

00:53:30.180 because it was real.

00:53:31.740 I actually

00:53:32.380 couldn't tell.

00:53:33.200 Like,

00:53:33.520 legitimately,

00:53:34.940 legitimately,

00:53:35.740 I didn't even

00:53:36.240 have a best guess.

00:53:37.520 Now,

00:53:37.700 it turns out

00:53:38.000 it was parody

00:53:38.480 and it was,

00:53:39.540 it was labeled

00:53:40.100 parody in the profile

00:53:41.120 but I didn't

00:53:42.460 want to check.

00:53:43.820 Like,

00:53:44.040 obviously,

00:53:44.560 I could have

00:53:44.900 checked in a second,

00:53:45.760 right?

00:53:46.220 But I didn't

00:53:47.000 want to look

00:53:47.680 because I didn't

00:53:48.880 want to know

00:53:49.380 if it was parody.

00:53:52.020 I didn't want

00:53:52.780 to know.

00:53:53.560 I just wanted

00:53:54.400 to enjoy it

00:53:55.080 for its beauty

00:53:55.760 without knowing

00:53:57.000 for a while.

00:54:00.680 Here's another

00:54:01.360 in the category

00:54:02.400 of things

00:54:03.380 you suspected

00:54:04.140 that turns out

00:54:05.220 are totally true.

00:54:07.100 I saw Dinesh

00:54:07.940 D'Souza tweet

00:54:09.120 where he was

00:54:10.340 talking about

00:54:10.820 Twitter

00:54:11.900 and said

00:54:12.520 that the

00:54:15.580 censorship

00:54:15.980 was deployed

00:54:17.400 as a one-way

00:54:18.100 operation

00:54:18.600 against conservatives.

00:54:20.400 All right,

00:54:20.600 so that's a

00:54:21.060 big statement,

00:54:22.040 right?

00:54:22.920 That's a sort

00:54:23.500 of conspiracy

00:54:24.720 theory statement

00:54:25.660 you would have

00:54:26.120 heard,

00:54:26.560 you know,

00:54:26.820 a year and a half

00:54:27.360 ago and you

00:54:28.080 would have said,

00:54:28.480 well,

00:54:29.380 that just sounds

00:54:30.080 like,

00:54:31.200 you know,

00:54:31.620 Dinesh is making

00:54:32.820 just a purely

00:54:33.620 political statement,

00:54:34.840 right?

00:54:35.740 So censorship

00:54:36.740 has been deployed

00:54:37.740 as a one-way

00:54:38.560 operation

00:54:39.120 against conservatives

00:54:40.160 and then

00:54:41.600 Elon Musk

00:54:42.320 replies in the

00:54:43.480 comments

00:54:43.860 with one word,

00:54:46.520 correct?

00:54:48.520 Correct?

00:54:51.340 Now,

00:54:52.240 do you think

00:54:52.920 that Elon Musk

00:54:53.780 now knows

00:54:54.620 exactly

00:54:55.300 how things

00:54:57.540 were being

00:54:58.160 censored

00:55:00.100 and why?

00:55:01.820 Probably.

00:55:02.580 Probably.

00:55:02.660 probably.

00:55:05.760 Probably

00:55:06.240 Musk knows

00:55:07.000 exactly who

00:55:07.860 got censored

00:55:08.520 and why.

00:55:09.760 And as someone

00:55:10.320 else pointed out,

00:55:11.100 maybe it was

00:55:11.540 Dinesh pointed out,

00:55:12.640 I think Dinesh

00:55:13.180 pointed out,

00:55:14.080 that you're not

00:55:14.880 seeing a bunch

00:55:15.520 of banned

00:55:16.580 leftists

00:55:17.280 coming back

00:55:17.840 on the platform.

00:55:19.300 You know why?

00:55:20.880 Because there

00:55:21.380 weren't any.

00:55:22.360 There weren't any.

00:55:24.460 It was exactly

00:55:25.540 what you thought

00:55:26.160 it was.

00:55:27.180 It was just

00:55:27.940 a way to suppress

00:55:29.240 conservatives,

00:55:29.980 apparently.

00:55:30.220 All right.

00:55:35.860 So,

00:55:36.540 ladies and

00:55:37.180 gentlemen,

00:55:37.980 I feel like

00:55:38.500 there was a few

00:55:39.040 funny stories

00:55:39.800 that I missed.

00:55:43.620 Oh,

00:55:44.080 the Krasenstein

00:55:44.900 brothers?

00:55:45.460 Yeah.

00:55:46.020 I don't know.

00:55:48.160 Kathy Griffin.

00:55:49.840 Well,

00:55:50.340 Kathy Griffin

00:55:50.840 was sort of

00:55:51.340 a special case,

00:55:52.180 wasn't she?

00:55:52.780 And,

00:55:53.220 you know,

00:55:53.560 I thought it was

00:55:54.220 funny and smart

00:55:56.100 that Musk

00:55:57.460 brought Kathy

00:55:58.280 Griffin back

00:55:59.080 in the first

00:55:59.980 wave of people

00:56:01.420 brought back

00:56:02.040 because that

00:56:02.760 showed he was

00:56:03.340 at least

00:56:03.620 considering,

00:56:04.440 you know,

00:56:05.220 both sides

00:56:05.720 of the aisle

00:56:06.160 for comebacks.

00:56:07.840 And I thought

00:56:08.340 that was just

00:56:08.760 a smart way

00:56:09.460 to play it.

00:56:13.020 Do I have

00:56:13.700 a MyPillow

00:56:14.380 promo code?

00:56:15.540 I don't.

00:56:17.180 I do need

00:56:17.920 some new pillows,

00:56:18.680 though.

00:56:19.420 I should get

00:56:19.860 some.

00:56:20.040 I should get

00:56:20.500 some.

00:56:22.180 Now,

00:56:26.020 how many of

00:56:26.480 you are

00:56:26.760 noticing

00:56:27.180 an improvement

00:56:28.480 in the

00:56:29.560 troll

00:56:30.100 criticism

00:56:30.940 activity

00:56:31.780 on Twitter?

00:56:33.400 I would

00:56:33.940 say that

00:56:34.440 my troll

00:56:35.680 traffic

00:56:37.600 is down

00:56:38.240 at least

00:56:38.840 80%.

00:56:39.720 In fact,

00:56:41.460 I'll even

00:56:41.880 go further.

00:56:42.740 The people

00:56:43.160 who criticize

00:56:43.780 me now

00:56:44.380 might actually

00:56:44.940 be real

00:56:45.340 people.

00:56:46.560 They might

00:56:47.240 actually just

00:56:47.780 be people

00:56:48.200 who disagree

00:56:48.620 with me.

00:56:49.100 It feels

00:56:50.540 very different.

00:56:52.480 I can feel

00:56:53.600 my metabolism

00:56:55.340 doesn't do

00:56:56.940 the same thing

00:56:57.560 it did even

00:56:58.300 a year ago

00:56:58.820 on Twitter.

00:56:59.920 A year ago

00:57:00.520 on Twitter,

00:57:01.060 I could feel

00:57:01.500 my body

00:57:02.160 catch on fire

00:57:03.020 after a few

00:57:04.340 tweets.

00:57:05.660 But that

00:57:06.120 doesn't happen

00:57:06.620 now.

00:57:07.520 When I check

00:57:08.240 Twitter now,

00:57:09.120 it feels like

00:57:09.780 a pleasant,

00:57:11.300 informational,

00:57:12.900 humorous

00:57:13.520 kind of experience.

00:57:15.700 Doesn't it?

00:57:16.300 It feels

00:57:16.600 very different.

00:57:17.860 Now,

00:57:18.040 here's my

00:57:19.000 question.

00:57:20.700 100%

00:57:21.380 of my

00:57:21.740 tweets

00:57:22.180 still

00:57:23.380 instantly

00:57:24.000 get a

00:57:24.840 spam.

00:57:27.360 I think

00:57:27.940 you've all

00:57:28.300 seen it.

00:57:28.860 It pretends

00:57:29.460 to be

00:57:29.780 Elon Musk

00:57:30.360 giving away

00:57:30.980 something.

00:57:32.060 But it's

00:57:32.580 all fake.

00:57:33.780 But it's

00:57:34.300 instant,

00:57:34.900 and it's

00:57:35.240 as soon

00:57:35.560 as I

00:57:35.820 tweet.

00:57:36.540 How in

00:57:36.980 the world

00:57:37.320 can Twitter

00:57:37.820 not stop

00:57:38.420 that?

00:57:39.920 Because the

00:57:40.620 content of

00:57:41.160 the tweet

00:57:41.440 is always

00:57:41.780 the same.

00:57:43.400 They don't

00:57:43.880 have any

00:57:44.300 way to

00:57:44.900 instantly

00:57:45.600 look for

00:57:46.940 Elon,

00:57:48.040 Musk is

00:57:48.620 not

00:57:48.880 giving away

00:57:49.440 any

00:57:49.800 bitcoins

00:57:50.440 or whatever

00:57:50.820 the hell

00:57:51.080 this has.

00:57:52.920 You've never

00:57:53.600 seen it?

00:57:54.900 Are you

00:57:55.140 serious?

00:57:56.120 It's in

00:57:56.640 every one

00:57:57.040 of my

00:57:57.260 tweets,

00:57:57.880 including

00:57:58.420 today.

00:57:59.180 It happens

00:57:59.780 instantly.

00:58:02.240 Let me

00:58:02.740 do a

00:58:03.320 test.

00:58:04.700 Let me

00:58:05.120 do a

00:58:05.380 test.

00:58:05.600 I'm going

00:58:05.800 to do

00:58:06.000 a

00:58:06.200 nothing

00:58:06.580 tweet.

00:58:09.880 Testing

00:58:10.320 how long

00:58:12.840 before the

00:58:16.120 spam

00:58:18.020 hits

00:58:18.740 my

00:58:19.940 comments.

00:58:21.300 Because I

00:58:21.920 do wonder

00:58:22.360 if anybody's

00:58:23.240 watching to

00:58:24.180 see if the

00:58:24.740 content of

00:58:25.420 my tweet

00:58:25.960 is one

00:58:26.840 that they

00:58:27.120 want to

00:58:27.460 connect to.

00:58:29.140 So I

00:58:29.720 don't know

00:58:29.900 if it's

00:58:30.120 content

00:58:30.480 related.

00:58:31.080 So I'm

00:58:31.280 going to

00:58:31.440 tweet this.

00:58:31.960 and if

00:58:36.020 it's

00:58:36.200 automatic

00:58:36.700 the

00:58:38.100 spam

00:58:39.360 will be

00:58:39.720 there.

00:58:40.480 Usually it's

00:58:41.020 the first

00:58:41.480 comment.

00:58:43.980 So let's

00:58:44.500 just test

00:58:44.940 it.

00:58:46.180 Let's test

00:58:46.960 that tweet

00:58:47.440 if any of

00:58:48.120 you are

00:58:48.300 watching it

00:58:48.720 at the

00:58:48.880 same time.

00:58:50.820 All right.

00:58:54.280 The first

00:58:55.040 two comments

00:58:55.580 are not

00:58:55.980 spam.

00:58:57.580 So it's

00:58:58.060 possible that

00:58:58.880 there are

00:58:59.180 humans

00:58:59.600 deciding which

00:59:00.460 ones to

00:59:00.880 attach the

00:59:01.440 spam to.

00:59:01.960 Do you

00:59:02.940 think that's

00:59:03.340 how it

00:59:03.560 works?

00:59:04.800 Do you

00:59:05.000 think a

00:59:05.280 human is

00:59:05.780 doing it?

00:59:07.380 Because it

00:59:07.940 happens so

00:59:08.360 quickly it

00:59:10.340 looks like

00:59:10.720 it's

00:59:10.900 automated.

00:59:14.220 If it

00:59:14.800 doesn't pop

00:59:15.820 up in

00:59:16.180 like a

00:59:16.660 minute then

00:59:17.860 I won't

00:59:18.760 believe it's

00:59:19.200 automated.

00:59:23.440 Let's

00:59:23.960 see.

00:59:25.420 Show more

00:59:25.920 replies.

00:59:26.500 Of course

00:59:26.800 there are

00:59:28.800 more replies

00:59:29.400 on this

00:59:29.740 one than

00:59:30.060 normal of

00:59:30.580 course.

00:59:31.960 All right.

00:59:35.900 Well, I

00:59:38.840 don't see

00:59:39.300 it so I

00:59:40.020 just I

00:59:40.700 guess I

00:59:40.980 don't know

00:59:41.280 if it's

00:59:41.540 automatic.

00:59:45.280 Erica the

00:59:45.960 excellent has

00:59:46.580 already weighed

00:59:47.080 in on this

00:59:47.780 tweet.

00:59:50.220 And you're

00:59:50.900 right.

00:59:51.820 You're

00:59:52.140 correct,

00:59:52.560 Erica.

00:59:52.780 All right.

00:59:54.660 Is there

00:59:59.500 any stories I

01:00:00.280 missed that

01:00:00.860 don't

01:00:01.180 involve

01:00:01.760 mass

01:00:03.160 tragedies?

01:00:07.780 What about

01:00:08.640 Kanye's

01:00:09.560 tweet about

01:00:10.060 asking Trump

01:00:10.760 to be his

01:00:11.180 running mate?

01:00:11.960 Oh, did

01:00:12.240 he do

01:00:12.500 that?

01:00:14.080 Well.

01:00:14.600 Oh, Alex

01:00:18.800 Berenson and

01:00:19.500 Tom Elliott

01:00:20.060 are in a

01:00:20.500 Twitter argument

01:00:21.080 on weed.

01:00:21.620 So Berenson

01:00:23.400 was sort of

01:00:24.060 anti-weed,

01:00:24.760 right?

01:00:26.040 So there's

01:00:27.000 one statistic

01:00:29.500 that I

01:00:30.180 follow for

01:00:30.800 weed.

01:00:31.620 It's life

01:00:32.500 expectancy.

01:00:34.560 The only

01:00:35.600 study I've

01:00:36.220 seen comparing

01:00:37.900 frequent weed

01:00:41.040 users with the

01:00:42.040 rest of the

01:00:42.360 public showed

01:00:43.600 that their

01:00:44.040 life expectancy

01:00:44.780 was greater

01:00:45.460 than the

01:00:45.840 regular public.

01:00:46.480 Now, I

01:00:47.980 don't trust

01:00:48.500 studies, so

01:00:49.920 I'd have to

01:00:50.280 see more, but

01:00:51.300 what I don't

01:00:51.900 trust is the

01:00:52.780 ones that

01:00:53.160 say, this

01:00:54.880 looks like

01:00:55.380 weed is

01:00:55.800 even worse

01:00:56.340 for your

01:00:56.760 lungs than

01:00:57.520 whatever.

01:00:58.920 Because it

01:00:59.360 feels like

01:00:59.880 all those

01:01:01.440 things are

01:01:01.840 suggestive of

01:01:02.800 a problem

01:01:03.340 that doesn't

01:01:04.520 show up in

01:01:05.320 total mortality.

01:01:07.200 And until

01:01:07.660 it shows up

01:01:08.220 in total

01:01:08.620 mortality,

01:01:10.500 have you

01:01:12.020 ever heard

01:01:12.300 of anybody

01:01:12.620 dying of a

01:01:13.400 weed-related

01:01:13.980 problem?

01:01:14.400 Have you

01:01:16.380 ever heard

01:01:16.800 he didn't

01:01:17.940 smoke cigarettes

01:01:18.660 but he died

01:01:19.240 of lung

01:01:19.560 cancer?

01:01:21.560 I've never

01:01:22.140 heard of it.

01:01:23.620 I mean,

01:01:23.980 maybe it

01:01:24.340 happens.

01:01:26.240 Ali is

01:01:26.900 still suspended.

01:01:28.660 Ali Alexander

01:01:29.440 is still

01:01:29.800 suspended,

01:01:30.380 somebody says.

01:01:32.880 Yeah, he's

01:01:33.380 going to be

01:01:33.760 an edge case

01:01:35.020 too.

01:01:36.480 Oh, I

01:01:36.960 forgot my

01:01:37.460 best joke.

01:01:39.580 Can you

01:01:40.380 mentally go

01:01:40.940 back with me

01:01:41.480 in time?

01:01:43.180 I've got to

01:01:43.900 rewind.

01:01:44.400 All right?

01:01:49.300 This will

01:01:51.000 be worth it.

01:01:51.560 Watch this.

01:01:52.560 It'll be just

01:01:53.060 like this.

01:01:53.540 It hadn't

01:01:53.820 already happened

01:01:54.680 and you

01:01:55.000 hadn't already

01:01:55.660 watched it.

01:01:58.040 So, Tim

01:01:58.820 Poole has

01:01:59.440 a new

01:02:00.500 mascot,

01:02:02.820 Chank

01:02:03.100 Oiger.

01:02:05.280 Weeger?

01:02:06.080 I don't

01:02:06.380 know how to

01:02:06.640 pronounce his

01:02:07.040 last name.

01:02:09.220 And you

01:02:09.840 may know

01:02:10.240 Chank.

01:02:10.660 He's the

01:02:11.120 poor man's

01:02:12.460 Alex Jones.

01:02:13.120 Okay, that's

01:02:14.560 all I

01:02:14.800 wanted to

01:02:15.140 do.

01:02:16.740 Now, back

01:02:17.540 where we

01:02:18.300 were.

01:02:21.280 He's the

01:02:21.780 poor man's

01:02:22.400 Alex Jones.

01:02:25.680 Come on,

01:02:26.240 that's pretty

01:02:26.560 good.

01:02:28.620 By the way,

01:02:29.280 this is one of

01:02:29.760 my favorite

01:02:30.220 jokes, or

01:02:31.020 joke

01:02:31.440 structures.

01:02:32.120 I love

01:02:33.460 the joke

01:02:33.900 structure when

01:02:34.560 you say

01:02:34.900 somebody is

01:02:35.640 the poor

01:02:36.040 man's

01:02:36.600 somebody else.

01:02:38.320 Because you

01:02:38.820 can do it

01:02:39.180 for almost

01:02:39.560 anybody.

01:02:40.600 You can find

01:02:41.080 somebody who

01:02:41.640 just sort of

01:02:42.160 reminds you of

01:02:43.600 them and is

01:02:44.140 worse or better

01:02:45.560 in some way,

01:02:46.160 and then you

01:02:46.440 say they're

01:02:46.740 the poor

01:02:47.040 man.

01:02:47.720 It's always

01:02:48.520 funny.

01:02:48.900 somebody says

01:02:58.880 I'm the

01:02:59.220 poor man's

01:02:59.780 Jordan

01:03:00.060 Peterson.

01:03:00.740 See?

01:03:02.140 See?

01:03:02.740 That's

01:03:02.940 perfect.

01:03:03.920 And that

01:03:04.840 works.

01:03:06.340 Yeah, calling

01:03:06.860 me the

01:03:07.280 poor man's

01:03:07.920 Jordan

01:03:08.220 Peterson is

01:03:08.820 perfect.

01:03:10.080 Yeah, that

01:03:10.440 is the

01:03:10.940 exact, that's

01:03:12.700 how you do

01:03:13.180 that.

01:03:15.060 Well

01:03:15.600 executed.

01:03:16.120 Now, I

01:03:18.820 try to be

01:03:19.320 consistent on

01:03:20.220 the following

01:03:20.700 point.

01:03:22.820 If somebody

01:03:23.620 criticizes me

01:03:24.600 or insults me

01:03:25.420 in a way

01:03:25.820 that's legitimately

01:03:26.660 funny, I'm

01:03:28.640 just going to

01:03:28.980 go with the

01:03:29.420 joke.

01:03:30.760 I'll just

01:03:31.200 ignore the

01:03:31.660 criticism.

01:03:32.560 Because usually

01:03:33.120 it's about the

01:03:33.720 joke, not the

01:03:34.280 criticism.

01:03:35.400 And I'll just

01:03:36.200 appreciate it.

01:03:37.480 I appreciate a

01:03:38.320 good joke at my

01:03:39.040 expense.

01:03:39.640 If it's well

01:03:40.240 formed and

01:03:42.160 you're going

01:03:43.180 for the laugh,

01:03:43.940 that's fine.

01:03:46.120 yay tweeted

01:03:51.060 you, is

01:03:51.400 that Mar-a-Lago?

01:03:55.220 Do you

01:03:55.820 think that

01:03:56.420 anything can

01:03:59.660 redeem

01:04:00.320 Kanye

01:04:01.480 when he

01:04:03.860 does the

01:04:04.500 un-Jewish

01:04:05.780 stuff?

01:04:09.480 Here's how

01:04:10.100 he could

01:04:10.480 redeem

01:04:10.780 himself.

01:04:13.400 Kanye

01:04:13.680 could just

01:04:14.300 deny and

01:04:15.980 say,

01:04:16.120 you know,

01:04:17.000 all that

01:04:17.680 I'm more

01:04:18.880 Jewish than

01:04:19.500 the Jewish

01:04:19.900 people.

01:04:21.060 You know,

01:04:21.440 I did some

01:04:21.940 more research

01:04:22.560 and I found

01:04:23.100 out that

01:04:23.780 that wasn't

01:04:25.580 all it was

01:04:26.040 cracked up to

01:04:26.620 be.

01:04:27.320 The research

01:04:28.440 didn't pan

01:04:28.940 out.

01:04:29.840 And then

01:04:30.200 just say,

01:04:30.980 I did more

01:04:32.120 work and

01:04:32.540 now I

01:04:32.800 changed my

01:04:33.220 mind.

01:04:35.400 Could he

01:04:35.960 do that?

01:04:37.340 If you

01:04:37.980 saw Kanye

01:04:38.580 say, you

01:04:39.020 know,

01:04:40.060 everybody

01:04:40.500 criticized me,

01:04:41.400 I looked

01:04:41.720 into it,

01:04:42.500 and I

01:04:43.020 gotta say,

01:04:44.180 that was

01:04:44.640 just a

01:04:45.140 mistake.

01:04:48.680 I believe

01:04:49.560 he could

01:04:49.960 pull that

01:04:50.400 off.

01:04:52.180 He could

01:04:52.460 pull that

01:04:52.740 off.

01:04:53.040 Because you

01:04:53.400 know what?

01:04:53.720 You know

01:04:54.180 what America

01:04:54.720 really forgives?

01:04:57.160 What is it

01:04:58.140 that America

01:04:58.620 is really

01:04:59.320 forgiving for?

01:05:00.140 we forgive

01:05:04.260 honest mistakes

01:05:05.460 when somebody

01:05:07.300 owns it.

01:05:08.840 If you

01:05:09.680 own your

01:05:10.140 mistake,

01:05:13.040 people

01:05:13.400 are way

01:05:15.580 okay with

01:05:16.100 you.

01:05:17.100 And I

01:05:17.900 always thought

01:05:18.220 that was

01:05:18.520 part of

01:05:18.960 Trump's

01:05:19.540 magic.

01:05:20.680 If Trump

01:05:21.180 had said,

01:05:22.060 elect me

01:05:23.040 president,

01:05:24.260 yay is the

01:05:24.940 poor man's

01:05:25.440 Kanye,

01:05:26.120 that's pretty

01:05:27.100 good.

01:05:27.940 Part of

01:05:28.540 Trump's

01:05:28.940 magic is

01:05:31.160 that he

01:05:31.660 never told

01:05:32.240 you he

01:05:32.600 was a

01:05:33.240 high

01:05:33.960 character

01:05:34.640 person.

01:05:36.320 And so

01:05:36.560 when things,

01:05:37.380 you know,

01:05:37.640 accusations

01:05:38.100 came out

01:05:38.940 that would

01:05:39.340 go to

01:05:39.680 his

01:05:39.840 character,

01:05:40.700 you would

01:05:41.200 say,

01:05:41.460 ah,

01:05:42.340 oh yeah,

01:05:42.740 you did

01:05:43.000 tell us

01:05:43.340 that.

01:05:44.260 I guess

01:05:44.600 that was

01:05:44.880 pretty

01:05:45.100 transparent.

01:05:46.620 He

01:05:46.820 actually

01:05:47.140 said,

01:05:48.280 running

01:05:48.640 for president,

01:05:49.600 I'm no

01:05:50.040 angel.

01:05:51.820 I'm no

01:05:52.460 angel.

01:05:54.220 That is

01:05:55.220 the clearest

01:05:55.820 statement you

01:05:56.400 could ever

01:05:56.740 get,

01:05:57.320 that if

01:05:57.720 you dig

01:05:58.080 around,

01:05:58.480 you're

01:05:58.640 going to

01:05:58.740 find some

01:05:59.120 stuff you

01:05:59.480 don't like,

01:06:00.440 but that's

01:06:01.080 not what I'm

01:06:01.580 proposing as

01:06:02.940 president.

01:06:03.880 As president,

01:06:05.320 I'm proposing

01:06:05.940 to do these

01:06:06.620 things for

01:06:07.080 you.

01:06:07.820 I'm not

01:06:08.560 proposing to

01:06:09.420 date you.

01:06:11.480 I'm not

01:06:12.140 proposing to

01:06:13.240 sexually harass

01:06:14.940 you.

01:06:15.920 So you

01:06:16.820 could care

01:06:17.300 about it,

01:06:18.340 but that's

01:06:18.720 not my

01:06:19.060 proposition.

01:06:19.960 So I'll

01:06:20.540 give you

01:06:20.940 that you

01:06:22.020 got some

01:06:22.380 things in

01:06:22.740 my closet

01:06:23.160 there you're

01:06:23.580 not going

01:06:23.820 to like.

01:06:24.060 Yeah.

01:06:30.080 So I

01:06:30.880 think that

01:06:32.780 Ye is a

01:06:34.280 sympathetic

01:06:35.880 character,

01:06:37.560 meaning that

01:06:38.880 people are

01:06:39.580 primed to

01:06:40.440 want to

01:06:40.900 like him.

01:06:42.320 Would you

01:06:42.880 agree?

01:06:43.700 I think

01:06:44.300 people are

01:06:44.720 primed to

01:06:45.280 want to

01:06:45.780 like him.

01:06:46.800 So all

01:06:47.440 you have

01:06:47.700 to do is

01:06:48.140 just give

01:06:48.620 us a

01:06:48.880 path.

01:06:49.700 But he

01:06:50.180 made it

01:06:50.540 impossible,

01:06:51.020 because what

01:06:52.680 am I going

01:06:53.040 to say?

01:06:54.180 Oh, I

01:06:54.740 agree with

01:06:55.380 the guy

01:06:55.620 saying

01:06:56.060 anti-Semitic

01:06:57.200 things.

01:06:58.140 Like it

01:06:58.520 just cuts

01:06:59.000 me off.

01:07:00.080 Like I'm

01:07:00.500 not going

01:07:01.000 to go

01:07:01.160 there.

01:07:02.560 So he

01:07:03.400 has to

01:07:03.760 fix that,

01:07:04.940 but I

01:07:05.280 want him

01:07:05.620 to.

01:07:06.080 I would

01:07:06.420 like him

01:07:06.780 to fix

01:07:07.220 it.

01:07:08.020 I would

01:07:08.320 like us

01:07:08.660 all to

01:07:08.960 learn

01:07:09.200 something

01:07:09.580 from it.

01:07:11.200 Yay.

01:07:12.640 Literally.

01:07:13.740 And then

01:07:14.420 move on.

01:07:15.700 I'd be

01:07:16.240 fine with

01:07:16.560 that.

01:07:17.280 You know,

01:07:18.100 I don't

01:07:18.700 think Ye has

01:07:19.400 ever told us

01:07:20.440 he's

01:07:20.660 complete,

01:07:21.460 has he?

01:07:22.600 Has Ye

01:07:23.220 ever said,

01:07:23.760 you know,

01:07:24.880 I've got

01:07:25.300 my shit

01:07:25.740 completely

01:07:26.220 together.

01:07:27.520 Why don't

01:07:28.020 you be

01:07:28.300 more like

01:07:28.780 me?

01:07:29.740 Quite

01:07:30.080 the opposite.

01:07:31.220 Quite

01:07:31.480 the opposite.

01:07:32.520 He has

01:07:32.840 always told

01:07:34.080 you that

01:07:35.640 he's

01:07:35.880 basically

01:07:36.620 a mass

01:07:37.720 who happens

01:07:39.340 to be an

01:07:39.760 artistic

01:07:40.120 genius.

01:07:42.060 Both

01:07:42.660 true.

01:07:43.680 He's an

01:07:44.360 artistic

01:07:44.780 genius,

01:07:46.000 maybe a

01:07:46.520 business

01:07:46.780 genius until

01:07:47.500 recently,

01:07:48.800 and he's

01:07:50.320 also a

01:07:50.800 mess.

01:07:51.600 But he's

01:07:52.060 transparent about

01:07:52.820 it.

01:07:53.460 You know,

01:07:53.640 mental

01:07:53.880 problems and

01:07:54.460 all.

01:08:00.280 Ice Cube

01:08:00.980 passed up

01:08:01.560 nine million

01:08:02.100 because of

01:08:02.540 the jab,

01:08:03.060 so he

01:08:03.460 lost some

01:08:03.980 work because

01:08:04.580 of it.

01:08:04.820 Is that

01:08:05.020 what you're

01:08:05.220 saying?

01:08:09.140 Yeah.

01:08:11.960 He's still

01:08:12.600 interesting,

01:08:13.180 though.

01:08:14.940 All right.

01:08:15.320 Anybody

01:08:18.840 watching the

01:08:19.440 World Cup?

01:08:21.240 I guess

01:08:21.660 Lionel

01:08:23.580 Messi,

01:08:24.620 his team

01:08:25.500 lost to

01:08:26.320 Saudi Arabia.

01:08:27.960 Wow.

01:08:29.060 That was a

01:08:29.880 shocker.

01:08:30.360 If you don't

01:08:30.720 follow soccer,

01:08:31.460 you don't

01:08:31.740 realize what

01:08:32.320 a world

01:08:33.520 bending

01:08:34.040 shocker that

01:08:34.760 was.

01:08:36.720 Now,

01:08:37.820 here's a

01:08:38.420 little tip

01:08:38.780 for you.

01:08:39.740 If you

01:08:40.300 don't like

01:08:40.800 watching soccer,

01:08:42.160 and that

01:08:42.400 would be

01:08:42.760 common of

01:08:43.620 a number

01:08:44.160 of

01:08:44.320 Americans,

01:08:45.440 spend five

01:08:47.340 minutes

01:08:47.720 looking for

01:08:48.800 highlight reels

01:08:49.760 of Lionel

01:08:50.760 Messi

01:08:51.180 scoring goals.

01:08:54.720 And

01:08:55.060 it's not

01:08:57.760 like watching

01:08:58.360 soccer.

01:09:00.700 Soccer

01:09:01.260 is a lot

01:09:02.520 of people

01:09:02.840 trying stuff

01:09:03.580 that doesn't

01:09:04.040 work.

01:09:05.020 Oh,

01:09:05.440 I tried

01:09:05.800 that pass,

01:09:06.580 but somebody

01:09:07.040 got it.

01:09:08.360 Oh,

01:09:09.120 I tried to

01:09:09.680 get past

01:09:10.060 that guy,

01:09:10.540 but he

01:09:10.740 stopped me.

01:09:11.580 It's like

01:09:11.920 a whole bunch

01:09:12.360 of people

01:09:12.720 who aren't

01:09:13.000 quite good

01:09:13.440 enough to

01:09:13.780 play soccer

01:09:14.280 playing

01:09:14.580 soccer,

01:09:15.420 it looks

01:09:15.800 like.

01:09:16.440 And then

01:09:16.740 Lionel

01:09:17.160 Messi

01:09:17.460 will just

01:09:19.320 dribble

01:09:19.900 through

01:09:20.240 like 13

01:09:20.960 of them

01:09:21.260 in a row

01:09:21.640 and then

01:09:22.620 score this

01:09:23.560 ridiculous

01:09:24.060 goal into

01:09:24.660 the corner.

01:09:25.580 And you

01:09:25.900 watch that

01:09:26.320 and you

01:09:26.520 say,

01:09:26.960 I don't

01:09:27.560 know what

01:09:27.780 I even

01:09:28.040 saw.

01:09:28.940 Like,

01:09:29.200 I don't

01:09:29.380 even know

01:09:29.620 how any

01:09:29.920 of that's

01:09:30.220 possible.

01:09:31.040 And you

01:09:31.420 also have

01:09:31.780 to remember

01:09:32.100 that Messi

01:09:33.060 was told

01:09:33.540 he was too

01:09:34.140 small to

01:09:35.460 play professional

01:09:36.340 soccer,

01:09:37.540 because he's

01:09:38.560 small.

01:09:40.040 And he's

01:09:41.240 the best

01:09:41.540 player in the

01:09:41.960 world.

01:09:42.160 So I

01:09:45.160 guess maybe

01:09:45.720 I root for

01:09:46.320 him for

01:09:46.800 overcoming

01:09:47.880 that obstacle

01:09:48.960 as well.

01:09:49.820 But when you

01:09:51.160 watch Lionel

01:09:51.800 Messi,

01:09:52.060 it's not

01:09:52.460 like watching

01:09:53.040 soccer.

01:09:54.160 You're

01:09:54.440 watching,

01:09:55.300 it almost

01:09:55.800 looks like

01:09:56.320 it's not

01:09:56.680 possible.

01:09:57.500 It looks

01:09:57.760 like magic

01:09:58.220 or something.

01:09:59.500 So do

01:10:00.720 yourself a

01:10:01.220 favor,

01:10:02.280 five minutes

01:10:03.260 of Lionel

01:10:05.320 Messi

01:10:05.660 YouTube

01:10:07.320 highlight reel.

01:10:08.500 It'll just

01:10:08.860 blow your

01:10:09.240 mind.

01:10:09.500 you won't

01:10:10.260 believe people

01:10:10.760 can do

01:10:11.100 what he

01:10:11.300 does.

01:10:13.840 He was

01:10:14.460 put on

01:10:15.040 GHG during

01:10:16.160 puberty.

01:10:17.000 Was he?

01:10:18.120 How tall

01:10:18.760 is he?

01:10:21.560 Alexa,

01:10:22.240 how tall

01:10:22.660 is Lionel

01:10:23.320 Messi?

01:10:27.620 He's 5'7".

01:10:28.500 All right.

01:10:31.960 Ladies and

01:10:32.720 gentlemen,

01:10:33.160 I believe

01:10:33.640 that's just

01:10:34.420 about all I

01:10:35.240 have for

01:10:35.680 today.

01:10:36.060 this might

01:10:38.380 be the

01:10:39.920 best live

01:10:40.440 stream

01:10:40.720 you've

01:10:40.960 ever

01:10:41.120 seen.

01:10:42.760 Tom

01:10:43.220 Brady

01:10:43.520 is the

01:10:43.880 poor

01:10:44.000 man's

01:10:44.340 Lionel

01:10:44.680 Messi.

01:10:46.080 Okay.

01:10:48.320 Maybe

01:10:48.800 there is a

01:10:49.240 limit.

01:10:49.960 There might

01:10:50.580 be a limit

01:10:50.980 to how

01:10:51.240 well that

01:10:51.600 joke

01:10:51.920 works.

01:11:00.900 Exception

01:11:01.340 to the

01:11:01.640 rule.

01:11:04.040 All right.

01:11:06.060 Yeah,

01:11:06.500 the news

01:11:07.120 was interesting

01:11:07.720 but there

01:11:08.080 wasn't much

01:11:08.560 of it

01:11:08.800 today.

01:11:09.700 So I'm

01:11:10.880 going to

01:11:11.040 go do

01:11:11.320 some other

01:11:11.620 stuff.

01:11:13.320 And all

01:11:15.780 of you

01:11:16.000 have a

01:11:16.340 great day

01:11:17.000 on YouTube.

01:11:18.220 I'll talk

01:11:18.640 to the

01:11:18.860 locals

01:11:19.100 people in

01:11:19.580 a minute.

Real Coffee with Scott Adams - November 23, 2022

Episode 1936 Scott Adams： We've Achieved Funny New Levels Of Absurdity. Join Me For A Sip & Laugh

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