Episode 1962 Scott Adams: Let's Talk About January 6 And My Audition For CEO Of Twitter
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1 hour and 16 minutes
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150.22626
Summary
The greatest sporting event of all time, the World Cup, and the most entertaining story in the world, the one that happens in the middle of all of it. Join me for the dopamine hit of the day, the hit that makes everything better, and it happens now.
Transcript
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It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and aren't you lucky to have made it here at this time, at this place?
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And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day that makes everything better.
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It's called the Simultaneous Sip, and it happens now.
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What would be the most surprising thing that could happen in the news?
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New York Times runs a crossword shaped as a swastika on Hanukkah.
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No, I think it was, I think it was chance, but it was pretty unfortunate.
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All right, how many of you, how many of you who were not soccer fans took my advice that the World Cup would not simply be soccer,
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and that you would see something before the ages?
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Did anybody take my advice and watch it, even though you're not soccer fans?
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If you did, now this is just my opinion, right?
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It was the greatest sporting event of all time, in my opinion.
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It was the greatest sporting event of all time.
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I, this is the first time this has ever happened to me.
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I, I was watching alone in my man cave, you know, part of it.
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Do you know how, do you know, I've never done that.
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I mean, you do it sometimes if people are in the room, right?
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You get, you know, you're, I've never cheered when I was alone.
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I mean, this thing moved me like nothing's ever moved me, sporting-wise, right?
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Now, if you missed it all and you're not, you're oblivious to it.
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Now, and here's the, the, the plot within the plot.
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Have I ever told you that reality tends to find the path of greatest entertainment?
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And the most interesting story ends up to be the one that happens.
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Like, if you have two potential stories, but one is a better story, the better story happens, right?
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Now, if you didn't know, the greatest player of all time, Lionel Messi, was playing what should be, I'm sure, his last World Cup.
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He's won, he had won everything you could win, except the World Cup, and I think whatever is the, maybe the best player for the World Cup or something.
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But, oh, my God, did the, the young, up-and-coming guy, Mabop, on the other team, will probably be the best player of all time if his trend continues.
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So, at his, as age, he's already, like, beating everybody.
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So, you had the best player in the world, historically, against who will be the best player in the world if he's not already.
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That new best player, the young guy, scored three goals, not counting, not counting a penalty kick, you know, in the, at the end.
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It's happened once before, ever, in the World Cup.
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So, so the guy who, that the greatest player in the world was playing against, played one of the greatest games you could ever play.
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And I had made the tragic mistake of tweeting what I thought was going to be the final, before the final.
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I tweeted that, that reality follows the most entertaining path.
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Because it was obvious that everything about the story needed messy to win.
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And then, and then the game got tied right at the end.
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Maybe this will be the time that reality does not go in the direction of the, the most interesting outcome.
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And, you know, the Argentinians just weren't going to let him lose.
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The battle between the two superstars, the two superstars was as good as it could have been.
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I think it was the Argentinians who couldn't let Messi lose.
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They were fighting for their family, you know, the team members.
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The team members were fighting for a lot of stuff.
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But I feel like the main thing they were fighting for was they couldn't let Messi's story end wrong.
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I see all you Americans saying, get off this topic or it will be the lowest attended video of all time.
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Would you like me to talk about something besides the World Cup?
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And the big story is he was in the box hanging out with Jared Kushner, of all people, and a bunch of Saudis, I guess.
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So I'm not sure who owned the box, but he got an invite.
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Now, at the same time he was hanging out with Jared Kushner, he was doing a Twitter poll asking if he should step down as CEO of Twitter.
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And he said that he would abide by the decision of the Twitter poll, which, of course, no surprise, said he should step down as CEO.
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Number one, do you think he knew what the poll results would be?
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Probably couldn't guarantee it, because it's not scientific and who knows.
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Probably thought it would indicate he should step down.
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Why would he leave such a big decision to a Twitter poll?
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Because if people said he shouldn't step down, he could just wait a couple of months and say, well, I took your advice, but, you know, nothing lasts forever.
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Now I've got things going, and now I can step back.
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So if they said, yes, you should stay, he could make that work and still leave.
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He just gives it a couple of months, and then he transitions.
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But what if they say, you should leave right away?
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Because under every scenario, he was, of course, planning to wait a few months and transition.
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There's no scenario where he was going to stay there and work every day.
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Did he think he was really going to be the CEO?
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So it's one of the most brilliant things he's done lately, and, you know, that's a pretty long list.
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But lately it's one of the more brilliant things, because of course he's going to leave.
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In the end, no matter what else happens, no matter what else happens, he's not going to be the day-to-day CEO of Twitter.
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Like, did anybody think that was going to even ever happen?
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So somehow it became a story when it's the most non-story thing in the world.
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I had to pray to the simulation gods, because there's something I want to happen.
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It turns out that Snoop Dogg has thrown his hat into the Twitter CEO race.
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By the way, I don't think it's going to be, there's no way it's going to be Jared Kushner.
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I'm not going to talk about the possibility Jared Kushner will run Twitter.
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Because he's going to have to pick somebody who looks less in the bag than somebody that political.
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Snoop, Snoop Dogg on the other hand, is about half a perfect choice.
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In many ways, Snoop Dogg would actually be perfect.
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But we don't know if he'd have the day-to-day CEO chops that you need.
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So I suggested that co-CEOs with Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg, maybe for a year,
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maybe for a year, you wouldn't want it forever, would be unbelievable.
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Because they would attract so much attention, you couldn't stop talking about them.
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And then Elon could still keep working with the engineers to do what he wants to do anyway.
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And then the two CEOs would attract all this attention to Twitter, which is sort of what you needed.
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And then, I don't know this for sure, but my impression is that Martha Stewart is a good operator.
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Like, she could actually, you know, she's been CEO, right?
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But I think she has the toughness and also the, you know, the mental acuity for business.
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It might be a great choice, as long as they're not directly involved in the engineering.
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You know, neither of them would have any engineering chops, but that's what Elon does.
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Because, like I said, you'd only be looking for a year, and they wouldn't be making engineering decisions.
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But just as a face of the company, it'd be awesome.
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All right, so that's not going to happen, but it'd be fun.
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So the results of the poll so far are, I think it was like a 10-point lead for Musk to step down.
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But I don't think they've counted the mail-in votes yet.
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So when the mail-in votes come, anything's possible.
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All right, I stole that joke from Vincent on Twitter.
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How many yesterday caught the temporary news that Musk said that Twitter was going to ban you
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So if I were to tweet that you could find me on Instagram, I would be banned from Twitter.
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Now, when you saw that, did you say to yourself,
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well, there's a rule that will change everything?
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Or did you say, wow, that's an oppressive kind of thing.
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If you had any of those thoughts about how that was real and you were going to have to endure it,
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He's throwing out an idea which, on its surface, I mean, right on its face, couldn't possibly work.
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Imagine if I were banned from linking to an account.
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Well, first of all, I would reconsider using Twitter at all.
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Because the people have the big, interesting accounts, with the exception of maybe the Rob Reiners.
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That's a big part of why the interesting people are on Twitter, is that they're promoting their other stuff.
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Why else wouldn't we do all this free work, right?
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Because I think that adding something to the public conversation is what I want to do.
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Like, I'm at that point in my life where it's not all about the money.
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But it would certainly be a blow to Twitter's entire business model
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if you took the most interesting people on Twitter who are there just to promote themselves and their other stuff.
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If they left, or they couldn't do it, it'd be a different product.
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All right, so here was my reaction to it when I saw the rule.
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I looked at my watch, or my phone, and I said to myself,
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I would be an idiot to tweet about this, because this rule is not going to last to the end of the day.
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I said, this rule will be gone by the end of today.
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But maybe he was pushing it a little to make sure it didn't last.
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So just remember, you're in a rapid A-B testing environment.
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And what Elon is doing is exactly what an entrepreneur should be doing.
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Now, one of the people who commented on Twitter said,
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but why didn't he just do a little bit of testing
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before he let the public know he was even thinking about it?
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There's no test that matters except the actual one.
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What do the real people using Twitter actually really say about it?
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So you just put it out there, and then you bring it back.
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Now, the reason that people are still stuck in the old model...
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And by the way, by coincidence, Graham, who we just mentioned,
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that you shouldn't be doing all this testing and analysis
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I thought he was the originator, or at least popularizer,
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of the idea that they should test fast and break and move on.
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If that had been real, let me game it out for you.
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It might not have been specific enough about what is in and what is out.
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Like before you even got to free speech or anything else,
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it was just going to fail for being a standard.
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You couldn't know if you were doing the right thing.