Episode 1991 Scott Adams: Lots Of Political Intrigue And Fake News Today, And That Spells Fun
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In this episode of the highlight of civilization, Scott Adams tells the story of a man who shot a man nine times, including when he was down, and dumped his beverage on him before he left, and then he just left.
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of civilization.
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It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, the finest thing that's ever happened.
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And today we have intrigue and fake news and all kinds of good stories.
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Do you mind if I start with the feel-good stories?
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You know, get the week going after the holiday.
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So there was a local taqueria in Houston where a 30-year-old gentleman robbed all the patrons,
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so he took out a gun and pointed it at all the patrons and made them hand over their wallets and stuff.
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There was somebody who decided that brandishing a gun in a public area in Houston would turn out okay.
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There was a patron who was armed who shot the intruder, which apparently is legal.
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It's totally legal because the guy was brandishing a gun.
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But the other part of the story is that he shot him like nine times, including when he was down.
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And then he dumped his beverage on him before he left.
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Now, there's some suggestion that he actually was guilty of a crime.
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Because the thinking is that once he had neutralized the attacker, there was no reason to do any additional shooting.
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I would like to present his defense for him, if I may.
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Here now, the defense for the person who shot nine times and dumped his beverage on him.
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I don't know if somebody can get up from a particular kind of injury.
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After you shot him once and he went down and the danger was neutralized, why did you keep shooting?
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I don't know what kind of injury somebody can take and not be able to fight back.
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You say, yes, but, you know, they took the gun away from him.
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But let's say the gun, you know, maybe fell or something.
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Then I'd say, well, I don't know if he has another one.
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He's obviously a guy that points guns at people.
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So you're saying that my risk was over when he went down.
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If there's a guy who shoots people and uses guns and robs people just because I saw one of his guns was no longer in action, I don't know what else he could do.
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And I don't know how many times have you heard a story about the guy who got shot six times and still attack somebody.
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Lots of times because, you know, they're on, I don't know, some kind of weird drug or something.
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I would say if you tell me I'm supposed to be an expert on military injuries, how is that reasonable?
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Now, I have one job, which is to keep myself safe and the other patrons, and I made sure I got it done.
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What is the percentage of safety that you believe is appropriate to me?
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How much safety should, is my safety based on your assessment of my safety?
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Or is my assessment of my safety the one that matters in this situation?
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Nobody can tell you what your risk is when you're in the moment.
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Here's the other thing I would say, if it's true.
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Because in the moment, I'm not some kind of trained policeman.
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I saw a threat, I pulled my gun, and honestly, I don't even know what happened in the next ten seconds.
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The only reason I know is because when I pulled the trigger the tenth time, there was no bullets or something like that.
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So, I don't see how he could possibly be convicted.
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If he has a bad attorney, I suppose anything's possible.
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I would say, if you can't be sure, you can't be sure.
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Well, a reparations panel in San Francisco was tasked with coming up with a suggestion of what reparations should be.
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I think there was an earlier report, they came up with some number like 200,000 per black person or something in California.
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But this group came up with a different number, 5 million per black person.
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That's the recommendation, 5 million per black person.
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Now, the total budget of the city of San Francisco is $14 billion a year.
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And the recommendation is to spend $50 billion on reparations to each San Francisco black person who has been black for at least 10 years.
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People who have only been black for, like, say, 3 to 5 years, nothing.
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So I've only been black for, I don't know, maybe 8 years.
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So, but this is why, you know, I've been teaching you.
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So 2 years from now, if this comes up, I'm going to say, I got my 10 years in.
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But I guess you have to prove it with government documents.
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The committee also proposed wiping out all debts associated with educational, personal credit cards, payday loans for black households.
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And so the 50-member panel was established by the San Francisco supervisors.
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So let me give you a suggestion for how to make bad ideas go away.
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You tell them to form a committee and get real specific about what it is they're asking.
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See, this is the same thing that Gavin Newsom did.
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And they came back with that quarter million dollars.
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He took it seriously in the sense that he formed a committee to make a recommendation and then gave them attention.
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And then once they got attention and they showed you what their idea was, it was completely impractical.
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So I don't think, you know, the thing you want to watch out for is that Newsom is a strong player.
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Like, if you don't like his politics, I get it.
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More reports that China has more deaths than births this year.
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So there was something like, in very rough numbers, 10 million deaths and 9 million-some births.
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So President Xi actually wants to boost the population of China.
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How many of you were predicting, you know, I think China's going to really want to increase their population?
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That would have been hard to predict, wouldn't it?
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But, you know, I think Peter Zahn is saying that they probably have been decreasing the population for 14 years or so.
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They've probably just been lying about their data.
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And all the experts say that it's a demographic time bomb and there won't be enough young people to support all the old people fairly soon.
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So it's going to take a while to convince everybody that population growth isn't the problem, that prosperity actually solves that.
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So you just do prosperity right, and your biggest problem is not enough people.
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I thought I saw this, but I don't have the source right here.
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I thought I saw that last year, the United States population would have decreased, if not for immigration, including illegal.
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Was the population of the United States not going to grow, or would it slightly decrease, except for immigration?
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But here's what I think I should do before 2024.
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I'm thinking of creating a series of maybe like, you know, one-minute videos in which I explain a policy position that would work for everybody.
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Because a lot of these things have policy positions that nobody has staked out, that both a Democrat and a Republican would totally agree with.
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Let's say I'm Trump, and I want to avoid all the, you know, the border racism questions, right?
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Let's form an economic board who decides who to let in under what circumstances that benefits the economy of the United States the most.
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If he creates this super diverse board of actual economists, and the economists say, you know, I think we should let in no people this year, then don't.
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Or if they say we should let in 5 million because otherwise, you know, we'll have a shrinking population.
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And even though it's a burden on our systems, we're still better off, you know, hypothetically.
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I'm not saying they would say that, but whatever they say.
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Because I think that the decision should be offloaded to economists.
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And they should be a diverse group of economists so you don't worry about the racial stuff.
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And they should just say, we think the country is better off with this level.
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Now, somebody would find some reason to complain about something.
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But it's way better than what the Democrats are doing, which is nothing.
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And what Trump will suggest, which will sound too harsh.
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Why do we want to choose between basically nothing, open borders?
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You know, I know it's not technically open borders, but you know what I mean.
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Versus somebody who's going to get everybody mad that it sounds racist.
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Instead of having Congress decide how many people come in, which is dumb,
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Sort of somewhat objectively scores your budgets and says, is this good or bad?
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How many people, how many people argue with the OMB lately?
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But I feel like that's become a credible, least credible feelings system led by, no, I don't,
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I don't know what his views are on immigration exactly.
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I see more talk about the Biden residents not having guest logs.
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And I saw Tom Fenton say that if the, if the Secret Service is doing its job, there has to be visitor logs.
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Is it true that the Secret Service has a log of everybody who comes in?
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Because didn't we learn that the White House did not keep a guest log during the Trump administration?
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How could it be true that they got rid of the White House log?
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Well, it would also be true that the Secret Service would keep a log of everybody who visited, which sounds reasonable, seems reasonable.
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And then somebody suggested that they need background checks of everybody who visits the president.
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Do you think they really do background checks of everybody who visits the president?
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I mean, it's a bureaucracy, so maybe they just do it.
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Could be it's just the rule and they just do it all the time.
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But, so when I visited the White House, I gave them, you know, my name and information, probably gave them my Social Security number.
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Probably, I think I gave them my driver's license at some point, either before or when I checked in.
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So, they could certainly do a quick digital check, right?
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And nobody talked to relatives or nobody talked to my close associates or anything like that.
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If they see a name on the list and it's a public figure, do they really check?
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Like, if when Kim Kardashian was invited to the White House, did they do a background check on her?
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The most transparent person on the planet Earth?
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But probably it was perfunctory, don't you think?
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You know, just sort of going through the motions.
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Yeah, I don't think that anybody even, like, looked at it.
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I think they just probably typed my name into the system.
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All right, so I guess we have some interesting questions about whether they have a list and how much they actually check.
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My suspicion is, unless you're a complete unknown, like a citizen who did something famous,
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I'm sure they check all the normal citizens, if that makes sense.
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I don't think they check as much if you're a public figure.
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Because I think you just, you know, I mean, there's not any real surprises with public figures.
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So McCarthy kept his promise to try to pass a bill to cancel the funding of the 87,000 new IRS employees that were trying to be hired.
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But even 52% of Democrats and affiliated, non-affiliated voters.
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So a solid majority of every type of voter, well, 52% is not that solid, but a majority, don't want it.
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Now, yeah, I guess it still goes to the Senate, so who knows if that's going to happen.
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All right, who would like to hear an inspirational story?
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Now, the people on the Locals platform heard this, but I'm going to add a detail that you didn't hear.
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So don't tune out because you've already heard it.
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So yesterday, I was planning to go to Starbucks, do some work.
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My car's in the shop because I have a BMW, so it always has some kind of warning light on or another.
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And, of course, it always goes in the shop on a three-day weekend.
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I don't bring it in on a Friday, but it got extended into the three-day weekend.
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And I realized that I'd never opened a Tesla car door.
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And it's got the door handles, like, flat with the door itself.
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And so I'm standing outside the Uber, and I'm like a monkey with a coconut trying to open this car.
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I'm like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
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And, you know, the driver sees that I'm struggling, and I'm, ooh, ooh, ooh, boomer, ooh, ooh.
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I think maybe the door was opened or something.
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So anyway, I finally figured out how to push it, and it comes out, and I open the door.
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So I'm getting in the door, and the driver jokes with me, and he jokes this way.
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He goes, you know, Elon Musk, he doesn't make these cars.
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He doesn't design these cars for the common people like us.
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He goes, I think he just makes these cars for, like, you know, geniuses or something.
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So we're laughing about, you know, Elon Musk designing this car that I can't figure out how to get into.
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So I said, a young Hispanic driver told me he was 26 years old, and I asked him where he lived.
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Now, Stockton, if you don't know California, is a higher crime, lower income place.
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It's sort of not an ideal place to be an Uber driver.
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You know, you'd want to go to a better neighborhood.
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But one of the reasons he goes to my neighborhood is that we're just, it's a rich neighborhood.
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So we're just full of CEOs and tech bros and, you know, just successful people of all kinds.
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And so he drives in that neighborhood, and he explicitly has this strategy.
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He's been reading motivational books and stuff, and he had a tough childhood.
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I guess his mom was a drug addict and high crime and, you know, just the worst situation, poverty.
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And he was going to be the one who made it out, right?
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So he figured out how to become an Uber driver, and his strategy was, his system, his system was to drive where he would be exposed to successful people.
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And his theory was that that exposure would have a variety of benefits which would help him in his, you know, his race to the top.
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Here's somebody whose strategy was to try to meet the right people who could help him.
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And of all the people in the whole world, 8 billion people in the world, there wasn't anybody better for him to be in that car than me.
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My precise, exact job is giving career and success advice to exactly people like him.
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You know, my book, How to Fail, is probably the most influential book in that genre at the moment.
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8 billion people on earth, and I got in his car.
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Now, everybody who's saying braggart and ego, I do this intentionally to find out who are the weak people to get rid of.
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Because you can't even handle the conversation.
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But there's no way to tell the story without saying, the truth is, there's probably nobody better on the planet than me.
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There's lots of things I'm bad at, that you're better than I am.
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I'm saying at this very narrow thing, it's what I do.
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It was like somebody asked, I'm not going to make that comparison.
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I tell this story about the young man whose system was to meet people,
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And I left off cryptically, and this is true, as I was leaving the car at Starbucks.
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I said, you don't know it yet, but this is the luckiest day of your life.
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Now, by then, I'd already told him what my book was and who I was,
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and we talked a little bit about the whole genre of self-help, etc.
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I tweet about this, and I tell the story about how this young man came from bad circumstances
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and was using his system to meet people, and it worked that he met me.
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Elon Musk sees my tweet and responds to his strategy of being where the successful people are.
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You know, this is the model of the world that I have, that some people are players, and some people are NPCs.
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The other person who has that model is Elon Musk, where it just seems as though we're in a simulation,
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and people like Elon Musk can sort of author the simulation for ridiculous outcomes.
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I believe it as well, and I believe I have also routinely changed reality in ways that just defy all logic.
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So, if we're not a simulation, I don't have a better explanation of what's going on.
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This young Uber driver had a very clear intention to move the universe.
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He wanted to nudge the universe through his own success.
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He makes a joke about Elon Musk not wanting to deal with us.
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Elon Musk tweets a confirmation of this kid's, 26 years old, I call him a kid,
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Now, I don't have a way to contact him, because, you know, Uber is a first name kind of thing.
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He might contact me someday, you know, just to follow up if he reads my book or something.
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And I'll let him know the, you know, I'll connect the dots and let him know the story.
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But what happens when Elon Musk, who has, I don't know, 125 million followers, etc.,
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what happens when he validates a success strategy?
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That, you know, being around successful people helps you succeed.
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This kid actually moves the universe from his Uber car without knowing it.
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The only thing I know for sure is he's not an NPC, because he moves the universe.
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Well, I don't know if 126 million people saw it, but...
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All right, that was your inspirational story for the day.
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Speaking of Elon Musk, I also tweeted about the WEF.
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And I said this, I'm skeptical of anything that can't be explained in a sentence.
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If somebody can't explain their situation or what they're offering or their product in one sentence, it's a scam.
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Now, the first time you hear that, you're going to say, that can't be true.
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There must be plenty of legitimate things that are a little hard to explain.
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There are no legitimate things that are hard to explain.
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The only things that are hard to explain are sketchy things.
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Sketchy things are hard to explain because you don't want to say the truth.
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So ask anybody who is pro-World Economic Forum.
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Well, we like to bring together the future leaders to coordinate and the communication of the synergies,
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because then the world can be moving in a way that's compatible with the future of both the technology and freedom and equality,
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and we'll also have the no racism and save the world because of climate change and all the good things and leaders in your community.
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We need to get them on record saying, what is this thing and why does it exist?
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So, after I said, I'm skeptical of anything that can't be explained in a sentence.
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Then Elon Musk was looking at the same video, and he responded,
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because Klaus Schwab sounds like a Bond villain.
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Do you know who else says that Klaus Schwab, the head of the World Economic Forum,
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do you know who else says he sounds like a Bond villain?
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But, you know, in his defense, Klaus Schwab is a Swiss economist slash engineer.
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So, Swiss economists slash engineers are not exactly Mr. Charisma.
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But, he talked about the WF and the need to, quote, master the future,
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which Elon Musk said, master the future doesn't sound ominous at all.
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And then he says, how is the WF slash Davos even a thing?
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You know, he's one of the people who's figured it out.
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He's invited to the WF and turned it down because it sounded boring AF, as he said.
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Now, you tell me, if Elon Musk, who is invited to it,
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can't figure out why they exist and what they do,
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if you can't explain it in a sentence, it's sketchy.
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Now, by any objective, reasonable consideration,
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between the citizens of a country and their government?
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That part would be confirmed by both people pro and con, right?
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They're inserting themselves between the leadership of a country and the citizens.
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Well, the fact that it's a non-profit means little.
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It just seems like a crazy thing to be in favor of.
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So I asked if there's any kind of a master list on Twitter, I asked,
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of people, at least Americans, who are attending,
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Well, it turns out there are quite a few of American politicians,
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I didn't see his name on the list, but I don't know if that's true.
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Yeah, Christopher Wray, our FBI director is at the WEF.
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that wants to get between our government and the people.
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I think attending that is such a bad look for the FBI,
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I mean, that would be similar to just taking his dick out
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You know, it's probably approved by somebody above him,
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And I think everybody on the list should be asked in public
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to explain what the WEF is and why they attended.
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So I think everybody on the American list of attendees,
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yeah, Ron Watkins is the name behind Code Monkey Z.
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because it's now indistinguishable from parody.
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I looked at it, and I swear I couldn't tell if he was joking
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Biden has been proven as all honest, unlike Trump.
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And I think you couldn't possibly be looking at the news.
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Are you looking at the same news I'm looking at?
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And even Musk said, he said, talking about somebody else mentioned,
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you're saying I should stay away from trashing Biden
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because I'll see more Rob Reiner and Keith Olbermann tweets.
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that if you interact with an account you don't like,
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the Twitter algorithm will give you more accounts you don't like.
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And then he laughed because he didn't think that was necessarily a mistake,
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If you enjoyed interacting with an account you didn't like,
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because sometimes you want what you don't want.
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You know, it's like a confusing little situation.
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So talking about Rob Reiner and Keith Olbermann's tweets,
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I'm just literally wondering right now if it's even possible.
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Like actually, literally, no joke, no hyperbole.
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You know, I saw a parody account today that it took me 10 minutes
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And then finally I saw interacting with Michael Knowles,
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It was way over the top, but still, you know, can't tell.
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So if you haven't seen this thread, it's just required.
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but I would suggest that if you don't see the...
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But his tweet threads are just outrageously good.
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Like, better than anything you're seeing in the news.
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I don't know how, like, what his background is.
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in terms of really describing, you know, the situation.
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but apparently the DHS, Department of Homeland Security,
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they outsourced censorship of the Internet platforms
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Kanakoa the Great correctly uses the word comprised.
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Most people would say it was composed of four organizations,
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That's actually a tell for somebody who's operating
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and probably that spills over into his reasoning ability.
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the University of Washington's Center for an Informed Public.
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The Atlantic Council's Digital Forensic Research Lab,
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All right, sort of a perfect cover, the complexity.
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Every one of the repeat spreaders of information,